蒙克先生的最后一案:神探阿蒙大电影 Mr. Monk’s Last Case: A Monk Movie(2023)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:06 [tense music]
2 00:00:09 鈾?鈾?/i>
3 00:00:50 The stove.
4 00:00:52 Over here, it's in the kitchen.
5 00:00:53 No, I mean my stove.
6 00:00:55 I think I left it on.
7 00:00:56 It's OK.
8 00:00:58 I checked it as we were leaving.
9 00:01:01 Are you sure? Didyou turn the knob?
10 00:01:03 Yeah.
11 00:01:04 The little knob, though?
12 00:01:05 I turned all the knobs.
13 00:01:07 The stove is off, Adrian.
14 00:01:09 Of course, Sharona meant well.
15 00:01:10 She had no way ofknowing my stove had
16 00:01:13 already been recalled twice...
17 00:01:15 once in 1986 for afaulty pilot light
18 00:01:19 and again in 1998 for a loosebracket on the oven door.
19 00:01:22 For nearly a decade,that particular model...
20 00:01:25 the Kitchen King 480with the digital timer
21 00:01:28 and self-cleaning oven...
22 00:01:29 was the best-sellingappliance in North America.
23 00:01:32 I bought mine on March 1, 1985,
24 00:01:36 from Carl's Applianceson Rockaway Boulevard.
25 00:01:38 I had it for 22 years.
26 00:01:41 It was one of the longestrelationships of my life,
27 00:01:44 and certainly oneof the happiest.
28 00:01:46 It was one of the longestrelationships of my life
29 00:01:49 and certainly oneof the happiest.
30 00:01:53 The repairmanconfirmed my suspicion.
31 00:01:55 The manifold valve inthe right front burner
32 00:01:57 had rusted through.
33 00:01:58 I guess everyoneremembers where they were
34 00:02:01 when Kitchen King discontinued
35 00:02:03 their deluxesix-burner flattop.
36 00:02:05 I'm sorry, I cannotpublish this.
37 00:02:08 Too long?
38 00:02:09 Does it come with a forklift?
39 00:02:10 Thank you, Terry.
40 00:02:12 No, it's not just aboutthe length, Adrian.
41 00:02:14 We hired you to writeabout your career
42 00:02:17 as a police detective.
43 00:02:19 You solved 140 homicides.
44 00:02:22 That's the story wepaid for, not this.
45 00:02:25 Oh, here, in chapter four,
46 00:02:27 you have two paragraphsabout the suspect
47 00:02:32 and seven, eight, nine pages
48 00:02:38 about his vacuum cleaner.
49 00:02:39 We have the same vacuum cleaner,
50 00:02:41 the exact same model.
51 00:02:42 What are the odds of that?
52 00:02:45 One in six?
53 00:02:46 Terrence.
54 00:02:48 Maybe I need an editor.
55 00:02:49 You've had five editorsand two ghostwriters.
56 00:02:53 They all quit.
57 00:02:54 The last one changed hisname and moved to Guam.
58 00:02:57 I've talked to the lawyers.
59 00:02:59 You're legally in breach.
60 00:03:01 We need our advance back.
61 00:03:04 Advance... you mean the money?
62 00:03:07 It's not my decision.
63 00:03:08 I'm sorry, Adrian.
64 00:03:09 No, no, no, no.
65 00:03:11 No, Beth, you can't do that.
66 00:03:13 Here's the thing.
67 00:03:15 Molly's gettingmarried in six weeks.
68 00:03:18 - Molly?- Trudy's daughter.
69 00:03:20 I didn't even know abouther until 12 years ago.
70 00:03:23 It's all in the book.
71 00:03:24 I mean, it willbe, in volume two.
72 00:03:29 Is there somethingwrong with the chair?
73 00:03:31 It's not plumb with Terry's.
74 00:03:32 It should be plumb.
75 00:03:34 Maybe you could lower yours.
76 00:03:36 - Why?- To make it plumb.
77 00:03:38 You'll thank me later.
78 00:03:41 Oh, please don't.
79 00:03:43 [grunts]
80 00:03:44 You gotta pull up on the lever.- I just... I'm good.
81 00:03:47 Maybe I'll just stand.
82 00:03:49 Maybe we should all stand.
83 00:03:55 Here's the thing.Molly is all I have.
84 00:03:57 She's all I have left.
85 00:03:59 She practically saved my life.
86 00:04:01 When COVID hit, I wasin pretty bad shape.
87 00:04:05 Molly moved in with me.
88 00:04:06 She never left my sidefor a year and a half.
89 00:04:09 She's only ever askedme for one thing,
90 00:04:13 to pay for her wedding.
91 00:04:15 I'll do whatever you want.I'll rewrite the book.
92 00:04:17 I'm sorry, Adrian.It's just too late.
93 00:04:19 It's been ten years.
94 00:04:21 The name Adrian Monkused to mean something.
95 00:04:24 It's a different world now.
96 00:04:25 Everyone's moved on.
97 00:04:27 I have an idea. MayI make a suggestion?
98 00:04:31 You both leave the room, andsomeone different comes in
99 00:04:36 and says different things to me.
100 00:04:40 - That's not gonna happen.- How about this?
101 00:04:42 You leave the room,
102 00:04:43 and nobody comes back in, ever.
103 00:04:48 I think we're done here.
104 00:04:50 Our lawyers will be in touch.
105 00:04:53 [somber music]
106 00:04:56 鈾?鈾?/i>
107 00:05:01 [indistinct chatter]
108 00:05:04 鈾?鈾?/i>
109 00:05:21 [car horn honking]
110 00:05:29 [car horns honking]
111 00:05:32 鈾?鈾?/i>
112 00:05:56 Adrian?
113 00:05:57 鈾?鈾?/i>
114 00:06:03 What are you doing?
115 00:06:05 Nothing.
116 00:06:09 Let's back away.
117 00:06:14 Take a step awayfrom the window.
118 00:06:20 Here we go.
119 00:06:23 Adrian, you have to stopthinking about that.
120 00:06:27 But now they'retaking the money back.
121 00:06:30 Yes, I know.
122 00:06:34 I was there.
123 00:06:35 It was for her wedding.
124 00:06:36 I promised Molly.
125 00:06:38 I'm so...
126 00:06:41 I'm just so...
127 00:06:47 [elevator dings]
128 00:06:53 Going down?
129 00:07:08 The wedding is off.
130 00:07:10 Excuse me?
131 00:07:11 [upbeat music]
132 00:07:14 鈾?鈾?/i>
133 00:07:31 - Hey!- Oh!
134 00:07:33 [laughs]- I'm so happy to see you.
135 00:07:37 Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
136 00:07:39 Excuse me.
137 00:07:40 OK, I checked the board,and they just landed.
138 00:07:43 Where did you get this?
139 00:07:44 I've ruined everything.
140 00:07:46 Adrian, for the hundredthtime, it's fine.
141 00:07:48 You did us a favor.
142 00:07:49 I always wanted a small wedding.
143 00:07:50 Oh, Molly, you don'thave to say that.
144 00:07:52 It's true.
145 00:07:53 The backyard isgoing to be perfect.
146 00:07:54 And Griffin is,frankly, relieved
147 00:07:56 because now he doesn't have toinvite his cousins from hell.
148 00:07:58 [chuckles] OK?
149 00:08:05 Mm.
150 00:08:07 Wow, look at that.
151 00:08:11 Everybody's you.
152 00:08:13 They're gonna hate it.
153 00:08:18 Oh, I think I see her.
154 00:08:19 Hey!- Molly, hi!
155 00:08:22 [laughs] It's sogood to see you!
156 00:08:25 - Oh!- OK, let's see it.
157 00:08:27 Let's see it.- OK, OK, OK.
158 00:08:28 - Oh, a tattoo?- Yeah.
159 00:08:31 OK, I love it.
160 00:08:32 Griffin has one, too.
161 00:08:33 Oh, at least youwon't lose it, right?
162 00:08:35 - Aww!- Oh, he's over here.
163 00:08:36 [gasps]
164 00:08:38 There he is!
165 00:08:39 Hello, Boss.
166 00:08:41 I've missed you!
167 00:08:42 Natalie.
168 00:08:44 You can't still be mad at me.
169 00:08:45 What was I supposed to do?
170 00:08:47 Stephen transferred.
171 00:08:49 I had to leave.
172 00:08:50 We've talked about this.- People commute.
173 00:08:52 From Atlanta?
174 00:08:54 I thought you'd be happy for me.
175 00:08:56 Please be happy for me.
176 00:08:58 I have a wonderful life.
177 00:09:00 Really?
178 00:09:01 Julie lives ten minutes away.
179 00:09:02 I sold 27 houses last year.
180 00:09:04 I'm my own boss!
181 00:09:06 Adrian, Adrian, thiswoman was your assistant
182 00:09:10 for 12 years, which is a record
183 00:09:12 that will never, ever be broken.
184 00:09:13 So say, I'm soglad you're here.
185 00:09:16 I'm so glad you're here.
186 00:09:18 Say, I've missed you.
187 00:09:20 I have missed you.
188 00:09:21 Oh, thank you, Mr. Monk.I've missed you too.
189 00:09:24 Oh, oh, where's Leland?
190 00:09:26 Oh, he just texted.
191 00:09:27 He couldn't get off work.
192 00:09:29 - I thought he retired.- He did, for about 20 minutes.
193 00:09:31 And then he took another gig.
194 00:09:32 But nobody knowswhat he's doing.
195 00:09:34 It's top secret.- Oh, oh, Randy!
196 00:09:37 Hey, stranger!- Ah!
197 00:09:38 Hey!
198 00:09:40 Wow, you look great!
199 00:09:41 Oh, it's so good to see you!
200 00:09:43 Hey, you ready for this this?
201 00:09:44 I guess. Ooh!
202 00:09:46 Hey, Sharona sends her love.
203 00:09:47 She had to stay andhelp with the baby.
204 00:09:48 I heard. Benjy's a dad!
205 00:09:50 Congrats, Grandpa.- Well, step-grandpa.
206 00:09:52 OK, OK, let's see some pictures.
207 00:09:54 Come on, let's see it!
208 00:09:56 [gasps]- Look at him.
209 00:09:57 - Oh, oh, oh.- Are you kidding?
210 00:09:58 That's not all.
211 00:10:00 Guess who was justre-elected sheriff of Summit,
212 00:10:01 New Jersey, for the third time?
213 00:10:02 Oh, it's no big deal.
214 00:10:03 Aww.
215 00:10:04 Hey, Monk, how you doing?
216 00:10:06 Are you here to apologize?
217 00:10:08 - No, I'm here for the wedding.- Oh.
218 00:10:10 He thinks we abandoned him.
219 00:10:12 It was more of abetrayal, actually.
220 00:10:14 But you told me to take the job.
221 00:10:15 You recommended me.
222 00:10:16 Maybe I wasn'tthinking straight.
223 00:10:18 Maybe I was distractedby the knife in my back.
224 00:10:20 Oh, OK, I need your help.
225 00:10:22 Will you go get my bag?It's right over here.
226 00:10:24 It's black with a green...
227 00:10:25 - How's he doing?- It's hard to say.
228 00:10:28 You know, after hesolved Trudy's murder,
229 00:10:29 he was doing better.
230 00:10:30 I mean, you guys were there.
231 00:10:32 He was...- Yeah, he was functioning.
232 00:10:33 He was functioning,more or less.
233 00:10:34 But then the pandemichit, and it was just,
234 00:10:36 boom, back to square one.
235 00:10:38 I mean, he didn't leavethe house for two years.
236 00:10:44 And then he started takingthose in-home rapid tests,
237 00:10:46 and it was like an addiction.
238 00:10:47 He was testing himselfevery 20 minutes.
239 00:10:50 I'm pretty surethat cocaine would
240 00:10:51 have been a cheaper habit.
241 00:10:55 Then, about three weeks ago,
242 00:10:57 they canceled his book deal.
243 00:10:58 - No.- Yeah.
244 00:10:59 And now I'm moreworried than ever.
245 00:11:00 What do you mean?
246 00:11:02 Well, it's justlike he's given up.
247 00:11:03 I mean, he hardly talks anymore.
248 00:11:05 He just sits around all dayand stares out the window.
249 00:11:08 What are you doing?
250 00:11:09 You'll thank me later.
251 00:11:10 Why would I thank you?
252 00:11:11 I don't even know you.
253 00:11:13 You'll thank me for that, too.
254 00:11:15 Last night, he called me at3:00 a.m. to say I love you.
255 00:11:18 - Aww.- It's freaking me out.
256 00:11:20 I mean, if itwasn't for Griffin,
257 00:11:21 I would be a total wreck.
258 00:11:22 Oh, I cannot wait to meet him.
259 00:11:24 I'm a huge fan.- Oh, good!
260 00:11:25 Yeah, yeah, me too, me too.
261 00:11:27 I loved his book about theglobal wealth gap thing.
262 00:11:29 You didn't read his book.
263 00:11:31 Well, I listened to a podcast.
264 00:11:32 No, you didn't.
265 00:11:33 Yeah, well, Sharonalistens to it.
266 00:11:34 She fills me in.I get the gist.
267 00:11:36 You don't get the gist.
268 00:11:37 Yeah, I get thegist of the gist.
269 00:11:39 OK, well, guess who he'sinterviewing today, right now.
270 00:11:41 Who?
271 00:11:43 - I'm Rick Eden.- Rick Eden?
272 00:11:45 - Rick Eden.- Yeah.
273 00:11:46 - You know my story.- Richest man on Earth.
274 00:11:48 I joined the Royal AirForce when I was 19.
275 00:11:50 In between missions, I tooka computer programming course
276 00:11:54 and designed my firstonline shopping website.
277 00:11:57 Our success has allowed me tofulfill my lifelong dream...
278 00:12:01 to become the first civilianin history to orbit the Earth.
279 00:12:05 Live your dream;make it happen.
280 00:12:08 I'll see you on the launch pad.
281 00:12:11 [rumbling]
282 00:12:13 5,200, 5,400.
283 00:12:16 Looking good.
284 00:12:17 She's rock-solid.
285 00:12:18 [indistinct chatter]
286 00:12:21 [dramatic music]
287 00:12:24 鈾?鈾?/i>
288 00:12:43 He used to look at me like that.
289 00:12:44 Mrs. Eden?
290 00:12:45 I'm Griffin Briggs.
291 00:12:47 I know who you are.
292 00:12:48 I listen every week.
293 00:12:52 Does he know that?
294 00:12:53 Shh.
295 00:12:55 We have a secret.
296 00:12:57 6,700, that's full throttle.
297 00:13:01 She's holding.
298 00:13:02 We're stable.
299 00:13:03 [applause]
300 00:13:08 Whoo!
301 00:13:10 No, this isn't a full load,so let's push her to 9,000.
302 00:13:14 鈾?鈾?/i>
303 00:13:16 Rick, we prepped for 7.
304 00:13:17 The chamber's not gonna hold.
305 00:13:18 It's got to holdat 9 on the day.
306 00:13:20 I'd rather find out now.
307 00:13:21 We've never gone tored on a shuttle test.
308 00:13:23 The shuttle's gone, Brian.
309 00:13:25 It's a history lesson.
310 00:13:26 I designed thatprimary chamber myself.
311 00:13:29 She'll hold at 9.So let's do it.
312 00:13:30 Let's push her, push her.
313 00:13:31 Come on.
314 00:13:33 [indistinct chatter]
315 00:13:38 Why is he doing this?
316 00:13:39 For the benefit of all mankind.
317 00:13:41 Why is he really doing it?
318 00:13:43 My husband inventeda shopping website
319 00:13:45 that prints money, and he'sbasically ten years old.
320 00:13:49 8,200, 86, 87.
321 00:13:55 [tense music]
322 00:13:58 鈾?鈾?/i>
323 00:14:00 Deviation 0.5.
324 00:14:04 Deviation 0.95.
325 00:14:08 [engines roaring]
326 00:14:09 89.5.
327 00:14:12 鈾?鈾?/i>
328 00:14:13 [engines roaring]
329 00:14:17 9,000.
330 00:14:19 Still holding. Still stable.
331 00:14:21 鈾?鈾?/i>
332 00:14:26 OK, shut her down.
333 00:14:28 [cheers and applause]
334 00:14:37 - This is Griffin Briggs.- Hi.
335 00:14:38 - Hey.- Proceed with caution.
336 00:14:41 Let's take this outside.
337 00:14:49 Basically, I'm going to bestrapped to a big bomb...
338 00:14:53 7 million pounds ofliquid fuel and oxygen.
339 00:14:57 I'll be 200 milesabove the Earth.
340 00:15:00 [laughs] My wife saysit's as close to heaven
341 00:15:03 as I'm ever likely to get.
342 00:15:05 Would you go if you could?
343 00:15:08 I'd be tempted.
344 00:15:09 Oh, come on, I know you'd go.
345 00:15:12 I've done my researchon you, Griffin Briggs.
346 00:15:14 You and I are kindred spirits.
347 00:15:17 Extreme sports,skydiving, cliff jumping.
348 00:15:21 Is it true thatyou once paraglided
349 00:15:23 into an active volcano?
350 00:15:24 Well, it wasn'tactive that morning.
351 00:15:26 [laughs]
352 00:15:27 I was hoping to talkabout your late partner,
353 00:15:29 Harlan Truesmith.
354 00:15:31 Hey, can you put that away?
355 00:15:34 That's not an interviewyou want to do.
356 00:15:36 Well, people have questions.
357 00:15:38 There are some things thataren't quite adding up.
358 00:15:39 No, people don't.
359 00:15:40 You do, only you.
360 00:15:44 There was aninvestigation, Griffin.
361 00:15:46 It was an accident.
362 00:15:49 We were in Barbados.
363 00:15:51 He was scuba diving.
364 00:15:53 He drowned.
365 00:15:54 I told him not to dive alone.
366 00:15:58 Was he alone?
367 00:16:01 I had this photo enlarged.
368 00:16:02 And this is him on the boat.
369 00:16:04 That looks like another diver.
370 00:16:08 Where were you when it happened?
371 00:16:10 It's public record.
372 00:16:12 [grunting]
373 00:16:15 [dramatic music]
374 00:16:18 鈾?鈾?/i>
375 00:16:22 I was back in myroom at the hotel
376 00:16:24 with a world-class hangover.
377 00:16:26 I've been hearing storiesabout the charter boat captain
378 00:16:29 and some other localofficials receiving money.
379 00:16:31 You... you shouldbe careful, sport.
380 00:16:35 Or this time, youmight be flying
381 00:16:37 into a very active volcano.
382 00:16:42 Is that why you asked me here?
383 00:16:44 To threaten me?
384 00:16:46 You must be aware that I ownthe San Francisco Dispatcher.
385 00:16:50 The managing editor therewas fired this morning.
386 00:16:54 If you'd like it,the job is yours.
387 00:16:57 You're offering me a job?
388 00:16:58 Yeah, your dream job.
389 00:17:00 600 grand a year,bonuses, stock options.
390 00:17:03 You could considerit a wedding gift...
391 00:17:07 unless, of course, you'drather have a Cuisinart.
392 00:17:13 If you're serious.
393 00:17:14 Yeah, I am.
394 00:17:15 I'll take the Cuisinart.
395 00:17:19 Congratulations, Mr. Briggs.
396 00:17:21 Most people don'tknow when they've made
397 00:17:24 the biggest mistake oftheir lives, but you will.
398 00:17:28 You'll always know.
399 00:17:31 You'll go to your grave knowing.
400 00:17:34 That gentleman will see you out.
401 00:17:39 You can keep the photo.
402 00:17:41 I have plenty.
403 00:17:43 鈾?鈾?/i>
404 00:17:50 [soft oboe music]
405 00:17:53 鈾?鈾?406
406 00:17:57 Mr. Monk?
407 00:18:03 Your prescription, Mr. Monk.
408 00:18:05 Oh, thank you.
409 00:18:06 That's your last refill.
410 00:18:07 Do you want usto call Dr. Bell?
411 00:18:08 No, no, no.
412 00:18:10 No, that's fine.
413 00:18:12 This should do it.
414 00:18:16 OK. Um...
415 00:18:18 Oh, sorry.
416 00:18:20 So sorry.
417 00:18:27 I only have a 20.
418 00:18:29 It's all right. Justget me next time.
419 00:18:31 Yeah, here's the thing.
420 00:18:33 There might not be a next time.
421 00:18:35 I'll be... I'll begoing away for a while.
422 00:18:41 [sighs]
423 00:18:46 I mean, you don'thave change, do you?
424 00:18:50 No, I don't. I'm...
425 00:18:52 No, no, no.
426 00:18:54 Ahh. [chuckles]
427 00:18:58 Um... OK.
428 00:19:05 Oh, boy, huh? $20.
429 00:19:07 Yeah, that's alot. You know...
430 00:19:08 No, no, no, no,no, no, no, you...
431 00:19:11 I mean...
432 00:19:13 Yeah.
433 00:19:14 You know what?
434 00:19:17 Just...
435 00:19:26 Go ahead.
436 00:19:28 You should take it.
437 00:19:31 Thank... thanks a lot.
438 00:19:38 You're welcome.
439 00:19:40 Just... just go.
440 00:19:41 Why don't you just go?
441 00:19:42 OK. Yeah, I will.
442 00:19:49 [somber music]
443 00:19:52 鈾?鈾?/i>
444 00:20:14 Two more days.
445 00:20:28 I heard you on the radiotalking about your book.
446 00:20:32 Thank you for listening.
447 00:20:34 I'm Patient A, aren't I?
448 00:20:37 Adrian, that...
449 00:20:38 that information isconfidential, so...
450 00:20:40 That's a yes.
451 00:20:43 How did you describe him?
452 00:20:45 A cluster of traumatic symptoms
453 00:20:47 unprecedented in the annalsof psychiatric history?
454 00:20:51 Well, now, you see that...
455 00:20:53 that could be anybody, really.
456 00:20:55 And I'm Patient B, aren't I?
457 00:21:00 Adrian, the cases I describedare actually composites
458 00:21:03 of different people.
459 00:21:04 That's a yes.
460 00:21:06 And I'm patient C.
461 00:21:08 That was pretty obvious.
462 00:21:10 At least I'm not patient D.
463 00:21:13 He is one sick puppy, right?
464 00:21:18 Right?
465 00:21:21 [clears throat]
466 00:21:24 Oh, my God, I'm A through D.
467 00:21:29 I'm a whole bookshelf.
468 00:21:32 Let's move on.
469 00:21:33 We have somethingimportant to discuss.
470 00:21:36 Your pharmacy called.
471 00:21:38 You've been refillingyour prescription.
472 00:21:42 Lorazepam is apowerful sedative.
473 00:21:45 It's to be taken as needed.
474 00:21:47 That's what I've beendoing, as needed.
475 00:21:51 You haven't beenhoarding them, have you?
476 00:21:54 No, no.
477 00:21:57 Adrian, I know it'sbeen a challenging year.
478 00:21:59 You lost your book contract,
479 00:22:01 you feel you'vedisappointed Molly,
480 00:22:03 and you haven't been working...
481 00:22:04 although you could workif you wanted to, hmm?
482 00:22:08 They still call you, don't they?
483 00:22:10 Occasionally.
484 00:22:14 Adrian, everyone has problems,
485 00:22:19 and fears, and disappointments.
486 00:22:22 They're all coping.
487 00:22:25 How are they different from you?
488 00:22:28 Well, for one thing,
489 00:22:32 they're coping.
490 00:22:34 Mm.
491 00:22:37 [crickets chirping]
492 00:22:40 [tense music]
493 00:22:43 鈾?鈾?/i>
494 00:22:51 [metal clattering]
495 00:22:53 鈾?鈾?/i>
496 00:23:00 Now, Natalie, I'm surehe's fine, honestly.
497 00:23:03 I think he's probably justwalking through the park.
498 00:23:05 Everything looks so beautiful.
499 00:23:07 Yeah, he's been doingthat a lot lately.
500 00:23:10 Mm-hmm.
501 00:23:12 OK. OK, bye.
502 00:23:15 The trellis looks beautiful.
503 00:23:18 You were right. I was wrong.
504 00:23:19 Oh, you don't have to say that,
505 00:23:21 but I sure as helllove hearing it.
506 00:23:24 So I just talked toNatalie, and apparently,
507 00:23:26 Adrian hasn't beenhome all morning.
508 00:23:28 You guys worry about Monk
509 00:23:30 when he doesn't leave the house,
510 00:23:31 and you also worryabout him when he does.
511 00:23:33 - Pretty much, yeah.- OK.
512 00:23:35 You gonna worryabout me like that?
513 00:23:37 Starting tomorrowat 2:00 p.m.,
514 00:23:38 that'll be my job,worrying about you.
515 00:23:41 - Looking forward to it.- [laughs]
516 00:23:43 So you're really gonna...you're going to do this?
517 00:23:45 You're going to bungee jumpthe day before our wedding?
518 00:23:48 Well, I have not misseda jump in six years.
519 00:23:50 Yeah, you wouldn'twant to disappoint
520 00:23:51 the other psychotics.
521 00:23:53 [yawns]
522 00:23:54 How late were you up last night?
523 00:23:57 Don't ask.
524 00:23:59 I told Franken he'd havea rough edit by Monday.
525 00:24:01 Griffin.
526 00:24:03 I know, I know, I know,I know, I know, I know.
527 00:24:05 We promised each othera real honeymoon.
528 00:24:07 Baby, I know.
529 00:24:08 It's just, everyminute counts, OK?
530 00:24:10 Eden's gonna to do everythinghe can to kill this story.
531 00:24:13 You weren't there.
532 00:24:14 Guys like Rick Eden,they're capable of anything.
533 00:24:16 Rules don't apply.
534 00:24:19 You just measured that.
535 00:24:21 You know what they say,measure twice, cut once.
536 00:24:22 Who says that?
537 00:24:24 - Everybody says that.- I've never heard it.
538 00:24:26 And nonetheless,everyone says it.
539 00:24:28 Oh. Nonetheless?
540 00:24:31 And what are you doing now?
541 00:24:33 - I'm just doing my job.- You're doing it...
542 00:24:35 - I'm a fact-checker.- Because you don't trust me.
543 00:24:36 This is your job.- I'm a fact-checker!
544 00:24:38 Stop. [laughs]
545 00:24:39 Are you a fact-checker?
546 00:24:40 [upbeat music]
547 00:24:44 Whoo!
548 00:24:46 [cheers and applause]
549 00:24:50 鈾?鈾?/i>
550 00:24:58 [indistinct chatter]
551 00:25:01 [ominous music]
552 00:25:04 鈾?鈾?/i>
553 00:25:19 - Hey!- Hey.
554 00:25:21 There you are.
555 00:25:22 Any word from Adrian?- No.
556 00:25:25 OK, he'll turn up.He always does.
557 00:25:27 Yeah, I know.
558 00:25:28 Griffin, you're up.
559 00:25:32 - I love you.- I love you.
560 00:25:36 You gonna stay here?
561 00:25:38 - Uh-huh.- You can't see from here.
562 00:25:40 Exactly.
563 00:25:42 [laughs]
564 00:25:43 [cheers and applause]
565 00:25:46 Thank you, appreciate you.
566 00:25:48 鈾?鈾?/i>
567 00:25:59 [exciting music]
568 00:26:02 鈾?鈾?/i>
569 00:26:06 [cheers and applause]
570 00:26:08 [together] Ten, nine,eight, seven, six, five,
571 00:26:13 four, three, two, one.
572 00:26:17 [cheers and applause]
573 00:26:20 [tense music]
574 00:26:24 [laughing]
575 00:26:26 Ahh! Ha-ha!
576 00:26:28 Ahh!
577 00:26:30 [all exclaiming]
578 00:26:33 What was that?
579 00:26:36 Griffin?
580 00:26:37 What happened?- Don't, don't, don't, don't.
581 00:26:40 What happened?
582 00:26:41 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
583 00:26:47 Oh, my God.
584 00:26:49 [somber music]
585 00:26:52 鈾?鈾?/i>
586 00:26:54 What happened?
587 00:26:55 Cord was 6 feet too long.
588 00:26:57 He must have measured wrong.
589 00:26:59 鈾?鈾?/i>
590 00:27:05 [breathing shakily]
591 00:27:08 鈾?鈾?/i>
592 00:27:16 You've been coming here a lot.
593 00:27:18 It's sacred ground,this park, the bridge.
594 00:27:21 It's where I proposed to you.
595 00:27:23 You know I wasn'tsurprised at all.
596 00:27:28 You showed up at my doorwearing one knee pad.
597 00:27:30 It's what they call a clue.
598 00:27:32 I'll be with you soon.
599 00:27:37 I can't wait.
600 00:27:38 Don't say that.
601 00:27:41 Darling, you're scaring me.
602 00:27:44 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got him.
603 00:27:46 He's in the park.You were right.
604 00:27:47 Monk, thank God.
605 00:27:50 [somber music]
606 00:27:54 What happened?
607 00:27:56 鈾?鈾?/i>
608 00:27:58 Molly!
609 00:28:00 鈾?鈾?/i>
610 00:28:07 [sobbing]
611 00:28:08 I know.
612 00:28:11 I know.
613 00:28:13 [sobbing]
614 00:28:14 I know.
615 00:28:16 鈾?鈾?/i>
616 00:28:26 How long do these things take?
617 00:28:27 Not long. It's acoroner's inquest.
618 00:28:30 It's just a formality.
619 00:28:33 Oh, heh... excuse me.
620 00:28:35 Sorry, this is mine.
621 00:28:37 What do you mean, it's yours?
622 00:28:38 He brought it from home.
623 00:28:40 Yeah, yeah.
624 00:28:43 Can I use it?
625 00:28:44 I'm sorry, I don'tmake the rules.
626 00:28:45 But you do make the rules.
627 00:28:47 Then no.
628 00:28:53 What?
629 00:28:58 Hey, just ended.
630 00:29:00 Death by misadventurewas unanimous.
631 00:29:04 Well, maybe not unanimous.
632 00:29:07 That was no accident.
633 00:29:08 He was murdered.
634 00:29:10 Well, it can't be a coincidence.
635 00:29:11 The richest, mostpowerful man in the world
636 00:29:13 threatens Griffin, and thentwo days later, he's dead?
637 00:29:16 Molly, I know you wantto blame somebody.
638 00:29:18 It's perfectly natural.- No, no, no.
639 00:29:20 OK, Griffin knew it.
640 00:29:21 He knew it thatmorning in the garage.
641 00:29:23 He said that Rick Edenwas capable of anything,
642 00:29:26 that rules don't apply.
643 00:29:30 You have to help me.
644 00:29:31 Help you what?
645 00:29:33 Help me prove it.
646 00:29:34 When Trudy died, younever stopped looking.
647 00:29:37 Molly, Molly, your motherwas killed by a car bomb.
648 00:29:42 It was obviously a criminal act.
649 00:29:44 Griffin voluntarilyjumped off a bridge.
650 00:29:47 It's not possible.He was so careful.
651 00:29:49 He was obsessive about it.
652 00:29:52 OK, look... zero evidence
653 00:29:55 of foul play.
654 00:30:00 He did it.
655 00:30:02 I don't know how he did it,
656 00:30:04 but he did it.
657 00:30:12 Mr. Monk, sheneeds to be sure.
658 00:30:14 Why don't we look into it?I mean, it couldn't hurt.
659 00:30:16 I mean, yeah, I can stayan extra couple of days.
660 00:30:18 I'm sorry.
661 00:30:20 It's not a good time for me.
662 00:30:22 I have plans.
663 00:30:25 You have plans?
664 00:30:26 What kind of plans?
665 00:30:28 Personal plans.
666 00:30:29 What kind of personal plans?
667 00:30:32 Personal personal plans.
668 00:30:35 Look, I've alreadydelayed it a week.
669 00:30:38 Whatever they are, theycan wait a few days.
670 00:30:40 I mean, it's notlife or death, is it?
671 00:30:43 I didn't think so.
672 00:30:46 [sighs]
673 00:30:50 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
674 00:30:51 Yeah, yeah, nice try.
675 00:31:02 How high are we?
676 00:31:04 Is that 40 feet?
677 00:31:06 300 feet.
678 00:31:07 So 40 feet?
679 00:31:09 - It's 300 feet.- So 40 feet.
680 00:31:11 Yes, Mr. Monk, it's 40 feet.
681 00:31:12 Really? It looks higher.
682 00:31:15 So Griffin knewthe exact height.
683 00:31:17 Within 1/8 of an inch.
684 00:31:19 He jumped off thisbridge twice a year.
685 00:31:21 They jump from here?
686 00:31:23 Yeah, that's right.It's called a runway.
687 00:31:25 And Griffin securedhis own rope?
688 00:31:27 Yes. I mean, I assume he did.
689 00:31:30 - You didn't see him?- No, no, I never watched him.
690 00:31:33 I was over there.- Show me.
691 00:31:35 Yeah, sure.
692 00:31:38 Right about here.
693 00:31:41 So you were here, andthere was a crowd?
694 00:31:44 About 30 people.
695 00:31:45 I couldn't see anything,but I could hear them.
696 00:31:47 First cheering, then...
697 00:31:49 Then what?
698 00:31:51 And then I ran back up here,
699 00:31:55 and I heard someonesay, What happened?
700 00:31:58 And then a guy said, Thecord was 6 feet too long.
701 00:32:01 He said it was 6 feet too long?
702 00:32:04 Are you sure?- I'll never forget it.
703 00:32:06 Those were his exact words?
704 00:32:08 Yeah, he was right.
705 00:32:09 It's in the report.6 feet too long.
706 00:32:11 How did he know?
707 00:32:12 He didn't say about 6 feet?
708 00:32:15 He didn't say 5 feet or 10 feet?
709 00:32:18 How did he know exactlyhow long it was?
710 00:32:22 - Who was he?- I have no idea.
711 00:32:24 - What did he look like?- Average, I guess.
712 00:32:26 Like 40s.
713 00:32:27 He was wearing like a hat.
714 00:32:29 Oh, white nail polish, just...but only on these two fingers.
715 00:32:34 - Two fingers?- Yeah.
716 00:32:36 Huh.
717 00:32:38 Oh, maybe...
718 00:32:39 no, I got nothing.
719 00:32:41 Oh, wait.
720 00:32:43 No, nothing.
721 00:32:45 Remember when you and Stephentook me to Giants Stadium?
722 00:32:50 - 12 years ago.- 13.
723 00:32:52 I remember the catcherbehind the plate
724 00:32:54 had nail polish onthese two fingers.
725 00:32:56 Yeah, yeah, yeah,no, catchers do it
726 00:32:58 so the pitchers canread the signals.
727 00:32:59 He's right.
728 00:33:00 So he plays, what, baseball?
729 00:33:02 Softball? Is that enough?
730 00:33:03 Yeah, it's a start.
731 00:33:05 I still have some contacts here.
732 00:33:06 I'll make a few calls.
733 00:33:08 What are you going to do?
734 00:33:09 I'm thinking maybeI'll close my eyes.
735 00:33:14 I think that's a good idea.
736 00:33:16 [soft music]
737 00:33:19 鈾?鈾?/i>
738 00:33:20 This is where hemeasured the cord,
739 00:33:22 and here's where he cut it.
740 00:33:24 Yeah.
741 00:33:26 How did he know where to cut it?
742 00:33:29 Well, like I said, he madethat jump twice a year.
743 00:33:32 He knew exactly howlong to make it.
744 00:33:34 I even was here when he cut it.
745 00:33:37 Could he have been distracted?
746 00:33:38 He measured it twice.We even joked about it.
747 00:33:40 Measure twice, cut once.
748 00:33:49 Triathlon.
749 00:33:50 Yeah, he was state championfive years in a row.
750 00:33:53 Does anybody touch these?
751 00:33:56 Never. Those are his babies.
752 00:33:58 2018, 2016...they're out of order.
753 00:34:00 What? No, that's not possible.
754 00:34:03 鈾?鈾?/i>
755 00:34:07 This window was paintedshut at some point,
756 00:34:11 but the seal is broken,and there's paint chips.
757 00:34:17 Somebody was here,in the garage.
758 00:34:20 They climbed through.
759 00:34:22 Oh, my God.
760 00:34:25 Is anything missing?
761 00:34:27 I don't know. Idon't think so.
762 00:34:29 Why would they do that?
763 00:34:30 Why would they break inand not take anything?
764 00:34:32 I have no idea.
765 00:34:34 I need a drink.
766 00:34:37 - You read my mind.- OK.
767 00:34:39 Meet you inside.
768 00:34:40 I want to take a look out back.
769 00:34:43 鈾?鈾?/i>
770 00:35:06 I don't see any footprints.
771 00:35:08 There wouldn't be.
772 00:35:09 It rained on Tuesday.
773 00:35:18 The sprinkler's cracked.
774 00:35:21 Somebody stepped on it.
775 00:35:23 Maybe.
776 00:35:41 What are you smiling about?
777 00:35:43 Molly was right.
778 00:35:44 It was murder.
779 00:35:46 Not necessarily.
780 00:35:47 Could be unrelated,some neighborhood kids
781 00:35:50 fooling around.
782 00:35:52 And they didn't take anything?
783 00:35:53 And they put everythingback, and then they
784 00:35:55 closed the window behind them?
785 00:35:57 Molly was right.
786 00:35:58 But how?
787 00:36:00 Griffin measuredthe cord himself.
788 00:36:03 You'll figure it out.
789 00:36:04 It might take you awhile, but I hope it does.
790 00:36:09 I hope it takes you ten years.
791 00:36:11 I want you busy.
792 00:36:12 I want you distracted so youdon't think about... you know.
793 00:36:19 Monk!
794 00:36:21 Hey, hey, found him,the guy from the bridge.
795 00:36:24 You OK?
796 00:36:28 There were seven softballgames played last weekend.
797 00:36:30 Pulled photos fromall the teams.
798 00:36:32 This guy, Molly just ID'd him.
799 00:36:35 She's 100%.
800 00:36:36 His name's Lucas Kubrick.
801 00:36:38 Guess where he works.
802 00:36:40 I don't know.
803 00:36:47 Do you really want me to guess?
804 00:36:49 Oh, my deputies love itwhen I make them guess.
805 00:36:51 No, they don't. They hate it.
806 00:36:53 Randy, where does he work?
807 00:36:55 He's a deliverydriver, Eden Express.
808 00:36:57 Guy works for Rick Eden.
809 00:36:59 [mysterious music]
810 00:37:02 鈾?鈾?/i>
811 00:37:19 Hey, Randy Disher.
812 00:37:20 We have an appointmentwith Rick Eden.
813 00:37:22 Yes, sir, follow thesigns around back.
814 00:37:25 You know, there was asinger, Randy Disher,
815 00:37:28 The Randy Disher Project?
816 00:37:30 Yeah, that's me.
817 00:37:31 I was him.
818 00:37:32 I mean... I mean...I mean, I am him.
819 00:37:34 Holy God!
820 00:37:36 I don't believe it.
821 00:37:37 This is crazy.
822 00:37:38 I'm like your biggest fan!
823 00:37:39 I listen to you all the time.
824 00:37:41 Listen, listen...
825 00:37:42 both: 鈾?I don't need a badgeto tell me wrong from right 鈾?
826 00:37:47 Hey, Jerome, Jerome,it's Randy Disher!
827 00:37:50 Hey!
828 00:37:51 - Oh.- Hey.
829 00:37:52 Oh, my God!
830 00:37:53 What are you doing here?- No one's gonna believe this.
831 00:37:55 Can we get a photo?- Yeah, sure.
832 00:37:57 I'm just gonna get a photo.
833 00:38:02 Randy Disher Project on three.
834 00:38:04 One, two, three.
835 00:38:05 [together] RandyDisher Project!
836 00:38:06 [laughs]
837 00:38:07 Here, get another one.
838 00:38:09 What are the oddsof this happening?
839 00:38:10 Zero, the odds are zero.
840 00:38:12 OK, yeah, onemore. Get one more.
841 00:38:14 Hey!
842 00:38:15 What you're seeing impossible.
843 00:38:17 You know who you should meet?
844 00:38:19 Our chief of security.
845 00:38:20 He's like obsessed with you.- All right.
846 00:38:23 Oh, oh, my God.
847 00:38:24 Here he comes.
848 00:38:29 鈾?I don't need a badge totell me wrong from right 鈾?
849 00:38:32 Captain!
850 00:38:34 鈾?I tired of sucking upand working for the man 鈾?
851 00:38:37 That was so mean!
852 00:38:38 I heard you were coming.I couldn't resist.
853 00:38:40 Howdy, Sheriff!
854 00:38:43 Oh, hey, good job, boys.
855 00:38:45 Can I turn this off now?
856 00:38:47 Please?- Yeah.
857 00:38:48 Natalie Teeger!
858 00:38:50 Natalie Albright.
859 00:38:51 Natalie whatever yourname is, you look amazing.
860 00:38:53 Wipe, wipe.
861 00:38:55 - Yeah, I'll take one of those.- Oh, yeah.
862 00:38:56 Yeah, me too.
863 00:38:58 OK.
864 00:39:01 Look at us.
865 00:39:02 It's a whole new world, right?
866 00:39:04 Not to me.
867 00:39:05 But you're working here?
868 00:39:07 Yeah, since February, I'mthe chief of security.
869 00:39:09 Look at this place.
870 00:39:12 Is that a guesthouse?
871 00:39:13 Yeah, that'sguesthouse number five.
872 00:39:16 TK and I live inguesthouse number two.
873 00:39:18 How is she?
874 00:39:19 She's doing great,and I'll tell you
875 00:39:21 why she's doing great.
876 00:39:22 She's living inguesthouse number two.
877 00:39:23 I should have jumpedship 20 years ago.
878 00:39:25 I'm making twice thesalary, plus my pension,
879 00:39:27 plus the perks are amazing.
880 00:39:29 It's like I won the lottery.- That's awesome.
881 00:39:31 I just wish we were herefor a different reason.
882 00:39:33 Yeah, I heard about the kid.
883 00:39:35 That was brutal.
884 00:39:36 The day before her wedding?
885 00:39:38 How's she doing?
886 00:39:39 You know, not great.One day at a time.
887 00:39:42 Yeah, Rick isheartbroken about it.
888 00:39:44 Is he really?
889 00:39:45 Yes, he is.
890 00:39:47 Don't believe everythingyou read about the guy.
891 00:39:48 He's good people.
892 00:39:50 You'll see.
893 00:39:53 I am thrilled that youare able to join me
894 00:39:57 for a celebration today.
895 00:39:58 I've just sealed thesweetest of deals.
896 00:40:02 Rick just boughtThe Atlantic.
897 00:40:04 Whoa!
898 00:40:06 Not the ocean, Randy.
899 00:40:08 It's a magazine.
900 00:40:11 Mr. Monk, I assumeyou take it neat?
901 00:40:14 I'll pass.
902 00:40:17 You know, I cannot tell you what
903 00:40:19 an honor it is to have thegreat Adrian Monk in my house.
904 00:40:24 You know, when I firstmoved here in 2002,
905 00:40:26 you were already a legend.
906 00:40:28 For a while there, itseemed that you were solving
907 00:40:30 a major case every week.
908 00:40:32 Thank you. I couldn'thave done it alone.
909 00:40:36 Well, maybe I could have,
910 00:40:38 but it would havetaken a lot longer.
911 00:40:42 Well, I'll leave you kids to it.
912 00:40:44 I'm going for a swim.
913 00:40:47 In the ocean, not the magazine.
914 00:40:49 [laughs] I like her.
915 00:40:51 - As do I.- Hey, why don't we sit?
916 00:40:54 Rick's a littlepressed for time.
917 00:40:56 For the record,Rick is seeing you
918 00:40:58 as a courtesy to me.
919 00:40:59 He barely knew Griffin Briggs.
920 00:41:01 I only met him onceat the launch site.
921 00:41:04 I spent about 20 minuteswith him, maybe less.
922 00:41:06 His fianc茅e, Molly Evans,said that you threatened him.
923 00:41:09 No, I don't threaten people.
924 00:41:12 She must have been distraught,which is hardly surprising.
925 00:41:14 People deal with grief indifferent ways, don't they?
926 00:41:19 Ah, the Napoleon pastries.
927 00:41:22 I have these flown in fromthe Du Majeur in Paris.
928 00:41:26 Help yourself.
929 00:41:29 I'm on the...
930 00:41:30 I'm on the billion-dollar diet.
931 00:41:32 First, you make abillion dollars,
932 00:41:34 and then it doesn'tmatter how you look.
933 00:41:35 [laughs] Billion-dollar diet.
934 00:41:38 [laughs]
935 00:41:41 This is a pictureof Lucas Kubrick.
936 00:41:45 He was on the bridge theday Griffin Briggs died.
937 00:41:50 Do you know him?
938 00:41:53 I don't. Should I know him?
939 00:41:55 He works for you.
940 00:41:58 [chuckles]
941 00:41:59 Mr. Monk, my companyemploys 1.2 million people.
942 00:42:04 It's a larger workforce thanthe U.S. Postal Service.
943 00:42:08 I can hardly be expected torecognize every deliveryman
944 00:42:12 on the payroll, sir.
945 00:42:14 You know, I'm sorry, butI really think that you're
946 00:42:18 wasting your time here.
947 00:42:20 In fact, worse than that,
948 00:42:23 you're certainlywasting my time.
949 00:42:25 Why would I bebothered about a story
950 00:42:27 on a wonky little websitethat, what, 30 people read?
951 00:42:31 Well, it wasn'tjust another story.
952 00:42:33 When Mr. Truesmithdrowned, you inherited
953 00:42:35 his half of the company.
954 00:42:37 It's a pretty strong motive.
955 00:42:38 According to Griffin,the charter boat crew
956 00:42:41 was paid off with moneyfrom an offshore bank.
957 00:42:45 Hearsay, stories,blind speculation.
958 00:42:49 People write thingsabout me every day.
959 00:42:53 It's a national pastime.
960 00:42:55 I understand there was astory about me in the Times
961 00:42:57 just this morning.
962 00:42:58 Yes, I read it.
963 00:43:00 Oh, and do you thinkthey did me justice?
964 00:43:03 Do you deserve justice?
965 00:43:05 Excuse me, Monk.
966 00:43:07 Can I talk to you for a second?
967 00:43:12 What the hell are you doing?
968 00:43:15 We were told that this wasnot a formal interview,
969 00:43:17 that you were just goingthrough the motions
970 00:43:19 to reassure Molly.
971 00:43:21 That's what it was, at first.
972 00:43:23 I can't believewe're even having
973 00:43:24 this conversation, Monk.
974 00:43:26 The man was bungee jumping.
975 00:43:29 He voluntarily jumpedoff of a bridge.
976 00:43:31 I know.
977 00:43:33 You just accused Rick Edenof orchestrating his murder.
978 00:43:35 Why?
979 00:43:37 Because he couldn't recognizeone of his delivery drivers?
980 00:43:39 How did he know Lucas Kubrickwas a delivery driver?
981 00:43:41 I didn't tell him.- Well, it's a pretty safe bet.
982 00:43:43 Most of his employees are.
983 00:43:44 Actually, it's less than 30%.
984 00:43:47 OK, well, the man misspoke.
985 00:43:49 Slip of the tongue.
986 00:43:50 Plus, there's the motive.
987 00:43:52 Then, there's his choiceof reading material.
988 00:43:56 It's Griffin.
989 00:43:57 All right, well, the guywas doing some research.
990 00:43:59 He was curious.Doesn't mean anything.
991 00:44:04 The Death of Socrates.
992 00:44:07 Is that the original?
993 00:44:09 I'm sure it is.
994 00:44:14 OK, Monk, how about this?
995 00:44:16 We call the new chief ofdetectives, Captain Rudner.
996 00:44:20 She's good... almostas good as I was.
997 00:44:23 We run this whole thing byher and see what she says, OK?
998 00:44:27 Monk?
999 00:44:30 What do you thinkhemlock tastes like?
1000 00:44:33 [soft music]
1001 00:44:36 Now, I have a policy.
1002 00:44:38 When Leland Stottlemeyerasks for help,
1003 00:44:40 I drop whatever the hell I'mdoing, and I make it happen.
1004 00:44:42 I appreciate that.
1005 00:44:44 Good, now prove it.
1006 00:44:46 Next time we're at Dino's,try reaching for a damn check.
1007 00:44:47 Share some of thatprivate sector booty.
1008 00:44:49 Will do. Yes, ma'am.
1009 00:44:51 And when Lelandsays he's bringing
1010 00:44:52 his friend, Adrian Monk,we roll out the red carpet.
1011 00:44:56 I have your visitor pass.
1012 00:45:00 Oh, visitor.
1013 00:45:03 This one is yours.
1014 00:45:04 It's a permanent pass.
1015 00:45:06 That's because wewant you back here,
1016 00:45:08 Adrian, consulting for us.
1017 00:45:10 It's where you belong.
1018 00:45:12 It's not just me.
1019 00:45:14 These folks want you back too.
1020 00:45:17 This is my freezer.
1021 00:45:18 22 open homicides, 22victims who need your help.
1022 00:45:23 I wish I could.
1023 00:45:25 Here's the thing.
1024 00:45:27 I have plans.
1025 00:45:28 Again with the plans?
1026 00:45:31 He never goes anywhere.
1027 00:45:32 Well, keep thepass, just in case.
1028 00:45:36 Captain? Wheneveryou're ready.
1029 00:45:42 We've got the VintonCreek Bridge the day of.
1030 00:45:44 We tracked down 14 witnesses.
1031 00:45:46 Eight of them wererecording, so we pretty much
1032 00:45:48 have the whole scene.
1033 00:45:49 Oh, there's Molly.
1034 00:45:50 As you can see, Griffinarrives at 2:12.
1035 00:45:53 He's alreadywearing the harness,
1036 00:45:55 and he's got thebungee cord with him,
1037 00:45:57 keeps it with himthe whole time.
1038 00:45:58 No one else touches it.
1039 00:45:59 That's our guy.
1040 00:46:00 That's Kubrick.
1041 00:46:02 I've been watchingthis all morning.
1042 00:46:03 Kubrick and Griffindon't interact at all.
1043 00:46:05 They don't talk.
1044 00:46:06 They're never withinfour feet of each other.
1045 00:46:07 I'd still like to talk to him.
1046 00:46:09 Unfortunately, thatdoor has been closed.
1047 00:46:11 He lawyered up this morning.
1048 00:46:13 What does that tell you?
1049 00:46:14 Tells me he doesn'tlike talking to cops.
1050 00:46:15 Which isn't surprisingconsidering his pedigree.
1051 00:46:19 Lucas Jay Kubrick,three convictions.
1052 00:46:21 Aggravated assault twice,assault with a deadly,
1053 00:46:24 and he did a two-yearjolt in Salinas.
1054 00:46:26 Which explains whyRick Eden hired him.
1055 00:46:28 He was looking for an employeewith a criminal record.
1056 00:46:30 Hired him for what?
1057 00:46:32 You saw the tape. Hedidn't do anything.
1058 00:46:35 People, it is a fact of life...
1059 00:46:37 accidents happen.
1060 00:46:39 It wasn't an accident.
1061 00:46:45 I've been working on alittle theory myself.
1062 00:46:53 Are those LEGOs?
1063 00:46:54 Until yesterday, it wasfour Millennium Falcons.
1064 00:46:56 Now, it is theVinton Creek Bridge.
1065 00:47:00 This is Griffin.
1066 00:47:01 Here's the bungee cord.
1067 00:47:04 Now, Griffin isjumping off the bridge.
1068 00:47:09 He was planning to stopright there, right?
1069 00:47:12 But we know that Griffinmeasured the cord himself,
1070 00:47:16 so it wasn't the cord.
1071 00:47:19 So what's the only otherpossible explanation?
1072 00:47:25 Someone lowered the bridge.
1073 00:47:28 Oh, no.
1074 00:47:29 Yeah, all he had to dowas replace these four
1075 00:47:31 pillars with hydraulic gears.
1076 00:47:33 Here's what happened.
1077 00:47:34 Griffin Briggswas about to jump.
1078 00:47:37 The killer, or killers,lower the bridge by 6 feet.
1079 00:47:44 [motor whirring]
1080 00:47:48 Then, Griffin jumps, and splat.
1081 00:47:52 It's a perfect crime.
1082 00:47:54 Where would theyget the machinery?
1083 00:47:56 Well, they have the technology.
1084 00:47:58 Billionaires lowerbridges all the time.
1085 00:48:00 Billionaires lowerbridges all the time?
1086 00:48:01 Why?
1087 00:48:04 To go fishing.
1088 00:48:05 Billionaires love to fish.
1089 00:48:07 They lower the bridge sothey can see the fish better.
1090 00:48:09 [motor whirring]
1091 00:48:30 Makes you think.
1092 00:48:33 - No, it doesn't.- No, it doesn't.
1093 00:48:35 Quite the opposite, actually.
1094 00:48:39 [motor whirring]
1095 00:48:42 I don't want to hear it.
1096 00:48:43 Don't say it.
1097 00:48:44 He's the guy.
1098 00:48:46 How can you still likeRick Eden for this?
1099 00:48:49 Monk...
1100 00:48:52 Monk, I love you like a brother.
1101 00:48:53 You know that.
1102 00:48:55 But you're notthinking straight.
1103 00:48:59 Look, it happens.
1104 00:49:01 We're not kids anymore.
1105 00:49:03 Things get foggy.
1106 00:49:04 [laughs]
1107 00:49:06 Yesterday, I couldn'tremember the name
1108 00:49:07 of my first girlfriend.
1109 00:49:09 Maria Beecom.
1110 00:49:11 That's right. Howdid you know that?
1111 00:49:13 Your mother mentioned it.
1112 00:49:15 My mother's beendead for 35 years.
1113 00:49:16 37.
1114 00:49:19 He's not the guy.He can't be the guy.
1115 00:49:22 - Why not?- Because I love my job.
1116 00:49:24 That's why not.
1117 00:49:27 I've worked mywhole life for this.
1118 00:49:30 I... see this watch?
1119 00:49:33 It's a $20,000 watch.
1120 00:49:35 He gave it to me.
1121 00:49:36 I'm flying on private jets,and I'm farting through silk.
1122 00:49:43 - Wait, you're what?- I'm...
1123 00:49:45 Never mind.
1124 00:49:47 Look, I'm late forwork. I gotta go.
1125 00:49:49 He's not the guy.
1126 00:49:57 [printer whirring]
1127 00:50:01 OK, so this is it.
1128 00:50:04 - That's it?- Yep.
1129 00:50:05 Those are all thenotes that he left.
1130 00:50:07 - There's a smudge.- Where?
1131 00:50:09 That.
1132 00:50:12 Can you ignore it?
1133 00:50:13 [laughs] Of courseI can ignore it.
1134 00:50:15 I'm not psychotic.- OK.
1135 00:50:20 So this is a list of...
1136 00:50:23 a list of... this is a list...
1137 00:50:27 So Clyde... thank you.
1138 00:50:29 - Yeah.- Thank you.
1139 00:50:31 Yeah.
1140 00:50:32 These must be thewitnesses from Bermuda.
1141 00:50:35 A bartender, a deckhand.
1142 00:50:37 Yeah, so Griffin couldn'tget any of them to talk.
1143 00:50:40 He figured that theymust have been paid off.
1144 00:50:43 Kremlin?
1145 00:50:45 Was there a Russian connection?
1146 00:50:47 Yeah, I couldn't find anything,
1147 00:50:48 but I'm going to keep digging.
1148 00:50:49 I'm not giving up.
1149 00:50:51 I know you're not.
1150 00:50:53 Are you?
1151 00:50:56 Never.
1152 00:51:01 Oh, that's his tux.
1153 00:51:04 I should really return that.
1154 00:51:05 It's probablycosting me a fortune.
1155 00:51:14 His wedding vows.
1156 00:51:16 Really?
1157 00:51:20 [gasps]
1158 00:51:22 We wrote our own.
1159 00:51:24 Molly, there's a phrasethat poker players use.
1160 00:51:30 They say, 'I'm all in.'
1161 00:51:32 And I want you to know thatI'm all in on this marriage.
1162 00:51:38 I will nurture your dreams...
1163 00:51:39 I just... can you just?
1164 00:51:44 I will nurture your dreamsand will help you reach them.
1165 00:51:49 I will take yourhand when it's dark,
1166 00:51:51 and I will take yourhand when it's not dark.
1167 00:51:55 [laughs]
1168 00:51:56 [chuckles]
1169 00:51:58 I cannot wait to makebad choices together
1170 00:52:01 and take wrong turns with youand tell our friends the same
1171 00:52:06 boring stories over andover forever and ever,
1172 00:52:10 until no one can standus but each other.
1173 00:52:16 As the poet said, 'Ilove thee with the breath,
1174 00:52:21 smiles, tears of all my life.'
1175 00:52:24 鈾?鈾?/i>
1176 00:52:26 'And if God chooses,
1177 00:52:29 I shall but love theebetter after death.'
1178 00:52:33 鈾?鈾?/i>
1179 00:52:37 I do.
1180 00:52:39 [sobbing]
1181 00:52:42 I do.
1182 00:52:44 鈾?鈾?/i>
1183 00:52:48 It's OK.
1184 00:52:51 I have other jackets.
1185 00:52:53 鈾?鈾?/i>
1186 00:53:03 Is there a problem?
1187 00:53:04 You tell me.
1188 00:53:06 Not from my end.
1189 00:53:07 Everything went downjust like you said.
1190 00:53:08 Dead solid perfect.- Oh, right.
1191 00:53:10 OK, well, tell me this,Mr. Dead Solid Perfect.
1192 00:53:14 What was Detective AdrianMonk doing in my house
1193 00:53:17 yesterday showing me a10x8 photograph of you?
1194 00:53:21 Here's all I know. Ifollowed the plan, OK?
1195 00:53:24 All right.
1196 00:53:25 You want me to take careof this Detective Monk?
1197 00:53:27 I'll do that for you happily.
1198 00:53:28 - No, no, no.- No additional charge.
1199 00:53:30 No, no. Thank you.
1200 00:53:32 You've been quiteenough help already.
1201 00:53:35 I'll figure out a way todeal with Adrian Monk.
1202 00:53:51 [tense music]
1203 00:53:54 Hey, Brian.
1204 00:53:55 Camera C. Bump it up here.
1205 00:53:56 Yes, sir.
1206 00:53:58 鈾?鈾?/i>
1207 00:54:05 Isn't that the boss?
1208 00:54:09 Yep.
1209 00:54:15 So what happened Monday?
1210 00:54:20 Oh, I know.
1211 00:54:21 I know. I'm sorry.
1212 00:54:23 You know, it was thefirst appointment
1213 00:54:25 you've ever missed.
1214 00:54:26 I got mixed up.
1215 00:54:27 I forgot what day it was.
1216 00:54:29 You forgot what day it was?
1217 00:54:31 You know, I haveanother patient.
1218 00:54:33 His name is Adrian Monk.
1219 00:54:34 You look a lot like him.
1220 00:54:38 When you didn'tcall, I called Molly.
1221 00:54:41 She said you wereinvestigating Griffin's death.
1222 00:54:45 So how does that feel,to be working again?
1223 00:54:48 It's like riding a bicycle.
1224 00:54:51 Good. I'm glad to hear that.
1225 00:54:53 I mean, it's terrifying.
1226 00:54:58 Molly thinks that RickEden, the billionaire,
1227 00:55:00 is somehow responsiblefor what happened.
1228 00:55:03 Is that possible?
1229 00:55:04 It's possible,
1230 00:55:07 but it's not possible.
1231 00:55:11 I don't understand.
1232 00:55:12 Neither do I. Lelanddoesn't believe it.
1233 00:55:16 Maybe he's right.
1234 00:55:18 I'm completely lost here.
1235 00:55:22 Do I really suspect this man,
1236 00:55:25 or am I just saying Ido to make Molly happy?
1237 00:55:31 Or is it because it'simportant to Trudy?
1238 00:55:36 You've been talking to Trudy?
1239 00:55:39 No. No, no, no.
1240 00:55:40 You just said it'simportant to Trudy.
1241 00:55:43 No, I didn't.
1242 00:55:44 Adrian, I'm sitting right here.
1243 00:55:45 I heard you say it.
1244 00:55:48 - We're out of time.- We're not out of time.
1245 00:55:50 What I meant was, it wouldhave been important to Trudy.
1246 00:55:58 Is Trudy here?
1247 00:56:00 Is she with you now?
1248 00:56:02 [soft music]
1249 00:56:05 鈾?鈾?/i>
1250 00:56:11 [whispers] No.
1251 00:56:14 鈾?鈾?/i>
1252 00:56:18 [clears throat]
1253 00:56:22 I'm OK.
1254 00:56:24 It's not for you.
1255 00:56:26 Dr. Bell?
1256 00:56:29 I have something to tell you.
1257 00:56:31 I...
1258 00:56:33 I retired two months ago.
1259 00:56:36 You're the only patient I have.
1260 00:56:40 I love you, Adrian.
1261 00:56:52 I love you too.
1262 00:57:07 This can't be healthy.
1263 00:57:10 I'm so worriedabout you, Adrian.
1264 00:57:12 You've never lied to me beforeor missed an appointment.
1265 00:57:15 I don't think you appreciatehow many people love you,
1266 00:57:18 not just your friends.
1267 00:57:19 I mean, everyone.
1268 00:57:21 Everyone I know appreciates youand what you've accomplished.
1269 00:57:24 What I've accomplished?
1270 00:57:26 It's true. You'rea remarkable man.
1271 00:57:28 All right.
1272 00:57:29 - An important man.- Sure.
1273 00:57:31 How many homicideshave you solved?
1274 00:57:33 120?- 140.
1275 00:57:36 What good has it done?
1276 00:57:37 At the end of the day,
1277 00:57:39 what difference have I made?
1278 00:57:44 Zero, less thanzero. Look at this.
1279 00:57:47 Look, look, look at this city.
1280 00:57:49 Murder rate ata 30-year peak.
1281 00:57:52 Bystander slain.
1282 00:57:55 Oh, Teen sought indouble homicide.
1283 00:58:00 It's like I was never...
1284 00:58:02 [quirky music]
1285 00:58:04 Here.- Adrian?
1286 00:58:06 [mysterious music]
1287 00:58:09 鈾?鈾?/i>
1288 00:58:14 This is the third letter.
1289 00:58:16 This one came this morning.They're freaking everybody out.
1290 00:58:18 One girl quit.
1291 00:58:20 This is the CanineLiberation Front.
1292 00:58:23 Your shelter is a death camp.
1293 00:58:25 We will save ourinnocent canine brothers
1294 00:58:27 by whatever means necessary.
1295 00:58:29 Soon, very soon,blood will flow.
1296 00:58:33 You said you might knowwho's sending them?
1297 00:58:35 I'm sure I do.
1298 00:58:37 When I saw thatnewspaper article,
1299 00:58:39 I recognized the address.
1300 00:58:41 I had seen it two days agowritten on a Post-It note.
1301 00:58:45 You remember an address you saw
1302 00:58:46 on a Post-It note two days ago?
1303 00:58:48 It's a gift...
1304 00:58:49 and a curse.
1305 00:58:50 I'm no longer so sureabout the gift part,
1306 00:58:52 but it's not just the address.
1307 00:58:54 The handwriting matches.
1308 00:58:56 It is definitely Rick Eden.
1309 00:58:57 The gazillionaire?
1310 00:58:58 Why would somebodylike Rick Eden...
1311 00:59:00 why would anybody pick on us?
1312 00:59:02 We're one of the bestshelters in the city.
1313 00:59:04 And we never putour dogs down...
1314 00:59:06 except when there's no otherchoice, like with Watson here.
1315 00:59:12 He's practically blind.
1316 00:59:13 He can barely walk.
1317 00:59:15 He's afraid of everything...cars, thunder, other dogs.
1318 00:59:22 What's he doing?
1319 00:59:24 Oh, he's cleaning his cage.
1320 00:59:25 That's all he does all day long.
1321 00:59:28 Ah...
1322 00:59:30 Mr. Monk, he's you.
1323 00:59:32 He even looks like you.
1324 00:59:35 Thank you.
1325 00:59:36 Oh, hello, fella.
1326 00:59:41 Hello.
1327 00:59:43 Isn't there anything you can do?
1328 00:59:44 It's heartbreaking, right?
1329 00:59:46 He's already been here sixmonths, and that's our limit.
1330 00:59:49 [sighs]
1331 00:59:51 Mr. Monk, you should adopt him.
1332 00:59:54 You could takecare of each other.
1333 00:59:55 I can't have a dog.
1334 00:59:57 Why not?
1335 00:59:58 Because I only have one bowl.
1336 01:00:00 What does that mean?Just buy another bowl.
1337 01:00:01 I'm not gonna buy another bowl.
1338 01:00:03 I'd be a man with two bowls.
1339 01:00:05 Huh?
1340 01:00:08 [dog whines]
1341 01:00:11 Besides, he doesn'twant to be rescued.
1342 01:00:13 Of course he does.
1343 01:00:15 No.
1344 01:00:16 No, he's... he's ready to go.
1345 01:00:20 They'd be doing him a favor.
1346 01:00:22 He's alone.
1347 01:00:23 No one's gonna miss him.
1348 01:00:26 He's had enough.
1349 01:00:27 [dog whimpers]- Aww.
1350 01:00:29 He's saying, I love you.
1351 01:00:31 No, he's saying, By allthat's holy, let me go.
1352 01:00:35 [sighs]
1353 01:00:37 Thank you for your time.
1354 01:00:39 You mustn't give up hope.
1355 01:00:42 鈾?鈾?/i>
1356 01:00:54 Don't listen to her.
1357 01:00:56 You give up allthe hope you want.
1358 01:01:03 Rick Eden may bea lot of things,
1359 01:01:04 but he's no animalrights activist.
1360 01:01:06 I agree.
1361 01:01:08 For one thing, he wearsthat stupid leather jacket.
1362 01:01:10 Plus, he's into bullfighting.
1363 01:01:12 Bullfighting?That's the worst.
1364 01:01:14 So why is he threateningthis nice little shelter?
1365 01:01:17 It doesn't make sense.- It will, eventually.
1366 01:01:19 What does that mean?
1367 01:01:21 Everything makessense, eventually.
1368 01:01:23 Fine, everything makes sense.
1369 01:01:25 Where did I park my car?
1370 01:01:34 Mr. Monk, I'mworried about you.
1371 01:01:36 You really should get a dog.
1372 01:01:37 Nobody needs adog more than you.
1373 01:01:47 - Natalie, pull over!- What?
1374 01:01:48 Right here! [tires screeching]
1375 01:01:53 That's Lucas Kubrick.
1376 01:01:55 So this must be his route.
1377 01:01:57 The animal shelteris on his route.
1378 01:01:58 - Apparently.- Oh, he is good.
1379 01:02:00 He's very good.- Who's good?
1380 01:02:02 Rick Eden. This is brilliant.
1381 01:02:05 Eden paid Kubrick tokill Griffin Briggs,
1382 01:02:07 but now Eden has a problem.
1383 01:02:09 Lucas Kubrick is a loose end.
1384 01:02:11 He knows too much.Here's what happened.
1385 01:02:13 I mean, here's what'sabout to happen.
1386 01:02:16 Last week, Eden picked out abusiness on Kubrick's route.
1387 01:02:19 - Like the animal shelter?- It didn't matter.
1388 01:02:21 Any business would do.
1389 01:02:23 Then he sent them two orthree anonymous letters...
1390 01:02:25 crazy letters,threatening letters.
1391 01:02:27 Then he sends a bomb.
1392 01:02:29 He probably mailed it yesterday.
1393 01:02:31 I'll bet he'stracking it right now.
1394 01:02:33 But here's the brilliant part.
1395 01:02:35 He's going to detonate it early,
1396 01:02:37 before it gets delivered.
1397 01:02:38 I get it.
1398 01:02:40 The bomb will kill Kubrick,but everyone will assume...
1399 01:02:41 It was meant forthe animal shelter.
1400 01:02:43 Who'd ever think the deliveryguy was the real target?
1401 01:02:46 Oh, you were right.Everything does make sense.
1402 01:02:48 We have to warn him.
1403 01:02:49 There's a bomb in that truck.
1404 01:02:51 Turn around.
1405 01:02:53 What... what are you doing?
1406 01:02:57 It's called a three-point turn.
1407 01:02:59 Natalie, oh, my God.
1408 01:03:00 Oh, my God.
1409 01:03:02 I've never been good at these.
1410 01:03:03 I flunked the drivingtest four times.
1411 01:03:05 Oh, my God, Natalie,there's a bomb.
1412 01:03:07 I know there's a bomb!You're not... stop talking!
1413 01:03:09 You're not helping!- Oh, my God.
1414 01:03:11 - We should leave a note.- Natalie!
1415 01:03:12 God!
1416 01:03:14 鈾?There's nothing surer,the rich get rich 鈾?
1417 01:03:16 鈾?And the poor get poorer 鈾?1419
1418 01:03:20 Turn it, turn it! Goforward, go forward!
1419 01:03:23 You're in the... Natalie!
1420 01:03:25 - [gasps]- Forget it!
1421 01:03:27 Ugh!
1422 01:03:28 鈾?鈾?/i>
1423 01:03:30 Lucas, wait!
1424 01:03:32 [tense music]
1425 01:03:35 鈾?鈾?/i>
1426 01:03:47 Lucas!
1427 01:03:48 Wait!
1428 01:03:50 That's a bomb!
1429 01:03:51 Lucas, that's abomb! It's a bomb!
1430 01:03:53 It's a bomb!
1431 01:03:59 [beeping]
1432 01:04:05 [people screaming]
1433 01:04:07 Ugh!
1434 01:04:09 Augh!
1435 01:04:10 Oh, my God! Oh, God.
1436 01:04:13 Oh, my... oh, my God!Somebody help me!
1437 01:04:16 Please, somebody over here!
1438 01:04:19 Please, I'm down! Over here!
1439 01:04:21 Oh, my God, Mr. Monk!
1440 01:04:23 Are you OK? Whereare you hurt?
1441 01:04:26 It's my... it's my foot!
1442 01:04:28 What? What?
1443 01:04:29 I can't... which foot?
1444 01:04:31 I can't see anything. Where?
1445 01:04:32 - Natalie...- What?
1446 01:04:34 Natalie, amputate.
1447 01:04:35 Please!
1448 01:04:36 No, no, no choice.
1449 01:04:39 Just cut it off!- Oh, no.
1450 01:04:40 Please!
1451 01:04:42 Oh, God, just...
1452 01:04:44 Ahh!
1453 01:04:45 There's no choice!Just cut it off!
1454 01:04:48 Where are you going?
1455 01:04:49 Where are you... Helpme, please, help me.
1456 01:04:52 Hey, I'm over here!
1457 01:04:54 Where are you going?Hey, somebody, please!
1458 01:04:57 [police siren wailing]
1459 01:05:00 [radio chatter]
1460 01:05:13 Hey, Monk.
1461 01:05:15 You OK?
1462 01:05:16 Where's Natalie?
1463 01:05:18 She's over there, helpingthe other victims.
1464 01:05:22 Where are your shoes?
1465 01:05:24 I buried them.
1466 01:05:27 Of course you did.
1467 01:05:30 Well, no surprise.
1468 01:05:32 You were right about Rick Eden.
1469 01:05:34 He is definitely the guy.
1470 01:05:36 He met with Kubrick thismorning at the launch site.
1471 01:05:38 I clocked it myself.
1472 01:05:42 [sighs]
1473 01:05:46 Damn it. I reallydid like that job.
1474 01:05:49 Did you tell themyou're quitting?
1475 01:05:51 No, not yet.
1476 01:05:52 I figured I'd hang outlong enough to help you
1477 01:05:54 nail the son of a bitch.
1478 01:05:56 [chuckles] That'swhat we do, right?
1479 01:06:00 It's what we do.
1480 01:06:04 OK, what you need is his laptop.
1481 01:06:07 It's where all thedigital bodies are buried.
1482 01:06:09 I've seen it.
1483 01:06:11 He keeps it in adesk in the Kremlin.
1484 01:06:12 The Kremlin?
1485 01:06:14 Yeah, that's what he callshis beach house in Monterey.
1486 01:06:16 Griffin mentioned theKremlin in his notes.
1487 01:06:18 If you're gonna get it, it'sgonna have to be tomorrow.
1488 01:06:21 His wife is throwing hima launch party over there.
1489 01:06:24 Just sneak in, goupstairs, grab the laptop.
1490 01:06:27 Nobody will notice.
1491 01:06:29 Wait, wait, wait, wait, why me?
1492 01:06:30 This sounds like a job for...
1493 01:06:33 not me.
1494 01:06:34 Sorry, partner, I'vegot to be on-site
1495 01:06:37 at Mission Controluntil the launch.
1496 01:06:39 You're on your own.
1497 01:06:40 I'm not invited.
1498 01:06:43 Don't worry aboutthat. I'll get you in.
1499 01:06:47 You know, I don't think I'veever seen your feet before.
1500 01:06:50 I have, three times.
1501 01:06:54 [soft piano music]
1502 01:06:57 鈾?鈾?/i>
1503 01:07:01 鈾?Fly me to the moon 鈾?/i>
1504 01:07:04 鈾?And let me playamong the stars 鈾?
1505 01:07:08 鈾?Let me see whatspring is like 鈾?
1506 01:07:12 鈾?On Jupiter and Mars 鈾?1509
1507 01:07:19 鈾?Hold my hand 鈾?1511
1508 01:07:26 鈾?Darling, kiss me 鈾?1513
1509 01:07:33 鈾?And let me singforever more 鈾?
1510 01:07:38 - [sighs]- [groans]
1511 01:07:41 鈾?All I worship and adore 鈾?1517
1512 01:07:46 [clears throat]
1513 01:07:48 鈾?Please be true 鈾?1520
1514 01:07:52 Come on!
1515 01:07:54 鈾?In other words 鈾?1523
1516 01:07:59 [laughs]- Oh, you.
1517 01:08:00 [cheers and applause]
1518 01:08:03 It's been 20 minutes.
1519 01:08:05 鈾?鈾?1528
1520 01:08:11 It's just a ginand tonic, Geraldo.
1521 01:08:14 That's close enough.
1522 01:08:17 It doesn't have to be perfect.
1523 01:08:20 12, 13, 14.
1524 01:08:24 What are you doing?
1525 01:08:26 Seriously?
1526 01:08:27 71, 72, 73, 74.
1527 01:08:30 This is ridiculous.
1528 01:08:32 Does this smell funny to you?
1529 01:08:34 鈾?鈾?1539
1530 01:08:46 [all groaning]
1531 01:08:48 [phone ringing]
1532 01:08:50 Good evening, pool bar.
1533 01:08:51 Monk, did you find the laptop?
1534 01:08:53 I haven't had a chance.
1535 01:08:55 I've been... we'rereally short-staffed.
1536 01:08:58 Monk, what are you doing?You gotta get upstairs.
1537 01:09:00 These poor peoplehave been waiting.
1538 01:09:02 Just...
1539 01:09:03 You just tell them you'retaking a little break.
1540 01:09:05 Just do it.
1541 01:09:07 OK, so I'm gonnatake a little break.
1542 01:09:11 - Oh, no, you're not.- We've been waiting.
1543 01:09:13 We've all beenwaiting a long time.
1544 01:09:14 OK, OK, fine.
1545 01:09:16 All right, who's next?
1546 01:09:17 鈾?鈾?1557
1547 01:09:25 [glass dinging]
1548 01:09:27 Ladies and gentlemen, if I may,
1549 01:09:29 Rick, the team was alittle worried about you
1550 01:09:33 being up there by yourself.
1551 01:09:35 We all know how thisman hates to be alone.
1552 01:09:37 [laughter]
1553 01:09:39 So we arranged for aco-pilot to keep you company.
1554 01:09:44 Oh, here we go.
1555 01:09:47 Oh!
1556 01:09:49 [laughter, applause]
1557 01:09:52 What am I to do with her?
1558 01:09:54 Thank you.
1559 01:09:56 Well, I think I maybe up there a little
1560 01:09:58 longer than I planned.
1561 01:10:00 Oh, no, no, no,no, no, no, no, no.
1562 01:10:02 - Oh.- Thank you.
1563 01:10:06 You are going to need tofind your own astronaut.
1564 01:10:10 [laughter, applause]
1565 01:10:14 鈾?鈾?1577
1566 01:10:20 It's just a mai tai.
1567 01:10:23 [clears throat]
1568 01:10:25 鈾?鈾?1581
1569 01:10:51 Thank you, Robert.
1570 01:11:00 Mr. Monk, aren't you a bit old
1571 01:11:04 to be doing thiskind of thing, hm?
1572 01:11:06 Snooping around,sneaking into parties,
1573 01:11:11 dressing up as a bartender?
1574 01:11:15 Oh, please.
1575 01:11:17 Shouldn't you be retired by now?
1576 01:11:19 No, actually, letme rephrase that.
1577 01:11:23 It is important to methat you are retired.
1578 01:11:28 I am sure it is.
1579 01:11:31 You're familiar withOFCs, aren't you?
1580 01:11:33 I've taken theliberty of setting up
1581 01:11:35 an offshore account for you.
1582 01:11:37 You know, my first divorcecost me $200 million,
1583 01:11:42 and that was back inthe day when $200 mil
1584 01:11:44 was considered to bequite the chunk of cash.
1585 01:11:48 I'm going to offer yousignificantly more than that.
1586 01:11:53 If I press this key here,
1587 01:11:56 you will be worth $1 billion.
1588 01:12:01 You'll be the 12thrichest man in California.
1589 01:12:04 You think moneycan buy anything?
1590 01:12:07 I do.
1591 01:12:08 And here's why, because it can.
1592 01:12:12 And what would I dowith a billion dollars?
1593 01:12:15 Anything, everything.
1594 01:12:19 I might suggest, for example,rejuvenation therapy.
1595 01:12:23 They are doing miraculous things
1596 01:12:26 these days with cryogenicsand blood transfusions.
1597 01:12:30 Maybe you, youcould live forever.
1598 01:12:33 Live forever?
1599 01:12:35 You really are a monster.
1600 01:12:37 [laughs]
1601 01:12:39 Before you answer, justconsider this, huh?
1602 01:12:43 Last week, I met with yourold pal, Griffin Briggs,
1603 01:12:46 to offer him a job... ajob that I knew he coveted.
1604 01:12:50 And he turned me down.
1605 01:12:52 So I killed him.
1606 01:12:54 - You're admitting it.- Why should I deny it?
1607 01:12:57 You and I both knowit to be true, so...
1608 01:13:01 - How?- How?
1609 01:13:02 How did he do it, huh?
1610 01:13:05 Obviously, I'm not goingto tell you that, sport.
1611 01:13:07 That'd take all the funout of it, wouldn't it?
1612 01:13:09 Frankly, I could dowithout you running
1613 01:13:12 around looking under rocks,asking awkward questions.
1614 01:13:16 Hence the offer.
1615 01:13:19 [tense music]
1616 01:13:23 [exhales]
1617 01:13:26 Going once.
1618 01:13:29 鈾?Da, da, da, da,da, da-da, da, da 鈾?
1619 01:13:31 鈾?Da, da, da-da,da, da, da, da 鈾?
1620 01:13:33 Going twice.
1621 01:13:34 鈾?Dun, dun, dun, da,dun, dun, dun, dun, dun 鈾?
1622 01:13:36 鈾?Dun, dun, bum,bum, bum, bum 鈾?
1623 01:13:39 OK, you win.
1624 01:13:42 I'll take it.
1625 01:13:46 No, sorry, sport.
1626 01:13:49 Don't believe you.
1627 01:13:50 [fireworks booming]Oh, oh, oh!
1628 01:13:56 [chuckles]
1629 01:13:59 We are missing onehell of a party.
1630 01:14:04 [tense music]
1631 01:14:07 鈾?鈾?/i>
1632 01:14:16 Leland, I have the laptop.
1633 01:14:18 Where are you?
1634 01:14:20 [panting] I don't know.
1635 01:14:24 [fireworks whistling]
1636 01:14:26 鈾?鈾?/i>
1637 01:14:55 鈾?鈾?/i>
1638 01:15:11 [crowd exclaiming]
1639 01:15:14 鈾?鈾?/i>
1640 01:15:54 鈾?鈾?/i>
1641 01:16:10 鈾?鈾?/i>
1642 01:16:33 鈾?鈾?/i>
1643 01:16:45 Adrian?
1644 01:16:46 鈾?鈾?/i>
1645 01:16:52 Give me your phone.
1646 01:16:54 鈾?鈾?/i>
1647 01:17:00 Good.
1648 01:17:06 Now the laptop, put it down.
1649 01:17:09 Put it down.
1650 01:17:12 鈾?鈾?/i>
1651 01:17:18 I don't suppose I couldconvince you to jump, could I?
1652 01:17:23 Not tonight.
1653 01:17:25 Not yet.
1654 01:17:28 Oh.
1655 01:17:30 You really shouldhave taken the money.
1656 01:17:33 [grunting]
1657 01:17:36 鈾?鈾?/i>
1658 01:17:52 [waves crashing]
1659 01:17:55 [seagulls squawking]
1660 01:18:15 [phone ringing]
1661 01:18:18 - Hey.- Any news?
1662 01:18:19 No, nothing yet.
1663 01:18:21 They said this time ofyear that the currents
1664 01:18:22 can be unpredictable.
1665 01:18:23 He could be anywhere.
1666 01:18:25 Oh, my God, poor Mr. Monk.
1667 01:18:27 Wait, wait, wait, Natalie,
1668 01:18:28 wait, I thinkthey're coming back.
1669 01:18:30 Yeah, and there'ssomebody with them.
1670 01:18:34 Yeah, there'ssomebody with them.
1671 01:18:36 Is it him?
1672 01:18:37 Yes, yes!
1673 01:18:39 OK. It's him.
1674 01:18:41 They have him. Theyhave both of them.
1675 01:18:42 Did you say both of them?
1676 01:18:45 Yeah, he's with a woman.
1677 01:18:57 She saved my life.
1678 01:18:59 I know she did.
1679 01:19:00 She's a phenomenal swimmer.
1680 01:19:03 I'm sure she is.
1681 01:19:05 I told her things thatI've never told anyone.
1682 01:19:10 Adrian, I've made a decision.
1683 01:19:12 I want you to quit the case.
1684 01:19:14 - Quit the case?- I already lost Griffin.
1685 01:19:16 If anything happened to you...- Molly, he's the guy.
1686 01:19:19 Rick Eden, heconfessed last night.
1687 01:19:22 He told me he did it.
1688 01:19:24 He actually saidthat? Did he say how?
1689 01:19:29 So you can't prove anything.
1690 01:19:32 [sighs]
1691 01:19:36 You know what?
1692 01:19:37 I don't care. I don't care.
1693 01:19:40 Let him win. He wins.
1694 01:19:42 It was a perfect murder.
1695 01:19:44 I just want to move on.
1696 01:19:48 You could live with that?
1697 01:19:52 No, you couldn't.
1698 01:19:54 I'll learn to live with it.
1699 01:19:59 I just got a joboffer in New York.
1700 01:20:01 I know it's terrible timing.
1701 01:20:03 Or maybe it's not so terrible.
1702 01:20:06 I don't know.
1703 01:20:08 Come with me.
1704 01:20:10 To New York?
1705 01:20:12 With you?
1706 01:20:15 I can't.
1707 01:20:16 Why not?
1708 01:20:18 Because...
1709 01:20:21 because I love you.
1710 01:20:26 鈾?Broken windows 鈾?/i>
1711 01:20:30 鈾?And the empty hallways 鈾?/i>
1712 01:20:35 鈾?The pale dead moon 鈾?/i>
1713 01:20:38 鈾?In a sky streakedwith gray 鈾?/i>
1714 01:20:44 鈾?Human kindness 鈾?/i>
1715 01:20:50 鈾?Is overflowing 鈾?/i>
1716 01:20:55 鈾?And I think 鈾?/i>
1717 01:20:58 鈾?It's going 鈾?/i>
1718 01:21:01 鈾?To rain today 鈾?/i>
1719 01:21:05 鈾?鈾?/i>
1720 01:21:16 鈾?Scarecrows dressed 鈾?/i>
1721 01:21:20 鈾?In the latest style 鈾?/i>
1722 01:21:25 鈾?With frozen smiles 鈾?/i>
1723 01:21:29 鈾?Chase love away 鈾?/i>
1724 01:21:33 鈾?Human kindness 鈾?/i>
1725 01:21:37 鈾?Is overflowing 鈾?/i>
1726 01:21:41 鈾?And I think it's going 鈾?/i>
1727 01:21:45 鈾?To rain today 鈾?/i>
1728 01:21:51 鈾?Right before me 鈾?/i>
1729 01:21:55 鈾?The signs implore me 鈾?/i>
1730 01:22:00 鈾?Help needed 鈾?/i>
1731 01:22:04 鈾?Show them the way 鈾?/i>
1732 01:22:07 Is that it?
1733 01:22:10 Not quite.
1734 01:22:12 I have one more stop.
1735 01:22:14 鈾?鈾?/i>
1736 01:22:16 鈾?And I think it's going 鈾?/i>
1737 01:22:22 鈾?To rain today 鈾?/i>
1738 01:22:26 鈾?鈾?/i>
1739 01:22:35 If you have any questions...
1740 01:22:38 That's our most popular model.
1741 01:22:40 It's also available in acream velvet interior...
1742 01:22:44 For the man who had everything.
1743 01:22:47 May we ask, when is the funeral?
1744 01:22:49 Oh, he hasn'tactually passed yet.
1745 01:22:52 Both: Ah.
1746 01:22:54 - But it's imminent.- Ah, imminent.
1747 01:22:56 Well, we're very sorry.
1748 01:22:57 May we ask, how olda gentleman is he?
1749 01:23:00 About my age.
1750 01:23:01 Oh, that's too young.
1751 01:23:03 No, it's about right.
1752 01:23:05 But you loved him.
1753 01:23:07 That's obvious.
1754 01:23:09 No, not really.
1755 01:23:15 If budget is a concern...
1756 01:23:17 We also offer cremation.
1757 01:23:19 Oh, cremation?
1758 01:23:21 I don't think so.
1759 01:23:23 I'm not... he's not...
1760 01:23:25 we're not big fans of ashes.
1761 01:23:30 This is pure titanium alloy,
1762 01:23:33 100% airtight.
1763 01:23:36 Yes, he'd like that.
1764 01:23:38 Could I pay in installments?
1765 01:23:40 That's not anoption we can offer.
1766 01:23:42 You see, this product is buried.
1767 01:23:44 It's under the ground,which makes it difficult,
1768 01:23:46 if not impossible, to repossess.
1769 01:23:48 This is one of ourfavorite models.
1770 01:23:52 We have two of them.
1771 01:23:54 Reserved for ourselves.
1772 01:23:55 Identical casketsfor identical twins.
1773 01:23:58 Not quite identical.
1774 01:24:01 Your head is smaller bya quarter of an inch.
1775 01:24:09 [light music]
1776 01:24:11 鈾?鈾?/i>
1777 01:24:15 22 1/2.
1778 01:24:17 22 3/4.
1779 01:24:21 He's right.
1780 01:24:22 Nobody's evermentioned this before.
1781 01:24:24 I'm sure they noticed.
1782 01:24:26 They were just being polite.
1783 01:24:27 Well, this explains a lot.
1784 01:24:29 I mean, whenever youborrow my sweaters,
1785 01:24:32 they get all stretched out.
1786 01:24:34 I'll tell you what it explains.
1787 01:24:35 It explains why you'venever beaten me at chess.
1788 01:24:38 Well, you're...you're a freak.
1789 01:24:40 You're a pea-brain.
1790 01:24:42 With the size of your head,
1791 01:24:43 I'm amazed youcan stand upright.
1792 01:24:44 Your birth was so easybecause my head paved the way!
1793 01:24:49 Oh, I can't even believe thatI even look in your eyes,
1794 01:24:52 and then I could see thewhole thing in one frame!
1795 01:24:58 What are you smiling about?
1796 01:25:00 [Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture]
1797 01:25:03 This is truly ahistoric moment here
1798 01:25:05 at the Eden Space Centerin Harding, California,
1799 01:25:08 where people have beengathering all morning.
1800 01:25:10 In less than four minutes,
1801 01:25:12 Richard J. Eden will become
1802 01:25:14 the first privatecitizen in history
1803 01:25:16 to orbit the planet.
1804 01:25:17 [cheers and applause]
1805 01:25:20 鈾?鈾?/i>
1806 01:25:34 鈾?鈾?/i>
1807 01:25:48 Genesis, you're looking good.
1808 01:25:50 Stand by for final go-no go.
1809 01:25:52 Roger that.
1810 01:25:54 Switching from AC to Main B.
1811 01:26:00 Genesis, we're activatingthe ground launch sequencer.
1812 01:26:02 Verify your power supply.
1813 01:26:04 Pressure is holding.
1814 01:26:06 Transferring to internal power.
1815 01:26:10 [cheers and applause]
1816 01:26:12 Genesis, we areT-minus three minutes.
1817 01:26:14 Activating flight recorders.
1818 01:26:16 Roger that.
1819 01:26:18 Activating primary burn-off.
1820 01:26:21 [squeegee squeaking]
1821 01:26:29 As you can see, thecountdown clock has stopped.
1822 01:26:33 We're hearing reportsof police activity
1823 01:26:36 in and around the control room.
1824 01:26:37 Rick, honey?
1825 01:26:42 We have a problem.
1826 01:26:43 There are somepolice officers here.
1827 01:26:44 They have a warrantfor your arrest.
1828 01:26:46 Hey, uh...
1829 01:26:48 hey, let's just... can youfind Leland Stottlemeyer?
1830 01:26:54 He can take care of that.
1831 01:26:56 Leland is the onewith the warrant.
1832 01:26:59 Hey, Boss.
1833 01:27:01 This a bad time?
1834 01:27:02 I want to introduce youto Captain Lisa Rudner,
1835 01:27:05 Homicide Division.
1836 01:27:08 Mr. Eden, we have awarrant for your arrest
1837 01:27:10 for two counts' felonymurder, special circumstances.
1838 01:27:13 Oh, and by theway, I'm quitting.
1839 01:27:16 And I'm keeping the watch.
1840 01:27:19 [door clunks]
1841 01:27:21 [hydraulics hissing]
1842 01:27:26 Monk.
1843 01:27:28 No, no, no, this isn't possible.
1844 01:27:31 You're...- Dead?
1845 01:27:33 Not quite yet.
1846 01:27:34 You know, first things first.
1847 01:27:37 We're joined now byNatalie Teeger-Albright
1848 01:27:39 and Sheriff Randy Disherfrom Summit, New Jersey.
1849 01:27:42 Now, you two were seen arriving
1850 01:27:44 on the launch towerwith a mysterious man.
1851 01:27:46 Can you identify him?
1852 01:27:47 Yes, his name is Adrian Monk.
1853 01:27:49 He's my former boss.
1854 01:27:50 And from here, itlooks like he was
1855 01:27:51 washing the windows of thecapsule with a squeegee?
1856 01:27:54 Yeah, he's probablynot thinking straight.
1857 01:27:56 He's afraid of heights.
1858 01:27:58 It's his second biggestfear after germs.
1859 01:28:00 Actually, it goes germs,needles, birds, then heights.
1860 01:28:04 No, no, no, no, no,it's germs, heights,
1861 01:28:06 snakes, needles, Neil Diamond,
1862 01:28:08 birds, puppets...
1863 01:28:10 - Wait, I think it's puppets...- Soccer riots, milk...
1864 01:28:12 - Baby shoes.- -Is before birds.
1865 01:28:13 Puppets is? Wait,so puppets, birds...
1866 01:28:15 - And mothballs.- Yeah, mothballs.
1867 01:28:17 It looks like he'sconversing with Rick Eden.
1868 01:28:19 Do you know whatthey might be saying?
1869 01:28:20 Well, by now, he'sprobably doing the,
1870 01:28:22 Here's what happened.
1871 01:28:23 - The what?- I just couldn't figure it.
1872 01:28:25 How could that cordbe 6 feet too long?
1873 01:28:29 Griffin measured it himself.
1874 01:28:31 He cut it himself.
1875 01:28:33 Could you scooch over,please? This is...
1876 01:28:35 - What?- This is just a little close.
1877 01:28:37 And I don't do wellin confined spaces.
1878 01:28:40 - All right, I'll scooch.- All right, just...
1879 01:28:41 Look... look, just mind my...
1880 01:28:43 - I'm trying to.- Well, just leave that alone.
1881 01:28:45 It's a very... don't touch that.
1882 01:28:46 - All right.- Don't touch that.
1883 01:28:48 - All right.- Ow!
1884 01:28:49 Move this over.
1885 01:28:50 Ow, God!
1886 01:28:51 If I could justget a little air.
1887 01:28:54 Does it really haveto be that big?
1888 01:28:55 Just... yes, it does.
1889 01:28:56 There's a lot of informationon there that is precious.
1890 01:28:59 OK, OK, OK, just wait a moment.
1891 01:29:04 Then, this morning I mettwo funeral directors.
1892 01:29:07 Funeral directors?
1893 01:29:09 They were identical twins,except for their hat size.
1894 01:29:11 Doesn't matter.
1895 01:29:12 It was never aboutthe bungee cord.
1896 01:29:14 You never touchedthe bungee cord.
1897 01:29:17 It was about this...
1898 01:29:22 His tape measure.
1899 01:29:25 This was the murder weapon.
1900 01:29:26 Here's what happened.
1901 01:29:28 You had done your research.
1902 01:29:30 You knew Griffin alwaysmeasured his own bungee cords.
1903 01:29:34 You had Kubrick makeanother tape measure.
1904 01:29:37 It was identical tothe one Griffin used.
1905 01:29:40 There was only one difference.
1906 01:29:43 Every inch wasslightly longer...
1907 01:29:45 just a fraction of a millimeter,
1908 01:29:47 not enough for anyone to notice.
1909 01:29:50 After that, it was easy.
1910 01:29:52 Kubrick broke into the garageand switched tape measures.
1911 01:29:57 Griffin thought he wasmeasuring 304 feet,
1912 01:30:01 but in fact, itwas 6 feet longer.
1913 01:30:08 He never had a chance.
1914 01:30:09 [echoing] He neverhad a chance.
1915 01:30:16 - Mr. Eden, over here!- Did you kill Griffin Briggs?
1916 01:30:18 Do you care to make a statement?
1917 01:30:19 - What led to this arrest?- Rick, what about the mission?
1918 01:30:21 I think this missionhas been scrubbed.
1919 01:30:23 I'd say the next 40years of your life
1920 01:30:25 have been scrubbed, sport.
1921 01:30:30 A billion dollars.
1922 01:30:33 What were you thinking?
1923 01:30:34 I was thinking about my wife.
1924 01:30:39 Molly was her baby.
1925 01:30:41 You broke her baby's heart.
1926 01:30:44 [soft music]
1927 01:30:47 鈾?鈾?/i>
1928 01:30:56 I've got to say it.
1929 01:30:57 I've really missed this.
1930 01:30:59 Yeah, me too.
1931 01:31:02 I guess I'm retired again.
1932 01:31:05 Well, there's anopening in New Jersey.
1933 01:31:07 I'm looking for a deputy.
1934 01:31:10 In New Jersey?
1935 01:31:12 鈾?鈾?/i>
1936 01:31:40 Wait, Adrian.
1937 01:31:43 I've waited long enough.
1938 01:31:48 Adrian, I'm...
1939 01:31:50 I'm not alone.
1940 01:31:55 Hello, Adrian.
1941 01:31:58 Griffin.
1942 01:31:59 I just wanted to say thank you.
1943 01:32:02 For?
1944 01:32:03 Closure, justice.
1945 01:32:08 When I couldn't speak formyself, you spoke for me.
1946 01:32:11 鈾?鈾?/i>
1947 01:32:25 They're murder victimsof cases you solved.
1948 01:32:29 鈾?鈾?/i>
1949 01:32:35 They heard that youwere in trouble,
1950 01:32:36 and they wanted to help.
1951 01:32:39 Mr. Monk, we wanted to thankyou for never giving up.
1952 01:32:45 God bless you, Mr. Monk.
1953 01:32:47 - You fought for us.- We're so grateful.
1954 01:32:50 I'm at peace thanks to you.
1955 01:32:52 My family can moveon thanks to you.
1956 01:32:54 You were all we had.
1957 01:32:56 You never quit.
1958 01:32:57 鈾?鈾?/i>
1959 01:33:05 I don't remember you.
1960 01:33:07 I'm still in the freezer.
1961 01:33:09 I haven't been solved yet.
1962 01:33:12 I'm waiting for you, Mr. Monk.
1963 01:33:15 鈾?鈾?/i>
1964 01:33:23 Adrian!
1965 01:33:30 There you are.
1966 01:33:32 Are you OK?
1967 01:33:33 I'm fine, I'm...
1968 01:33:35 I'm fine.
1969 01:33:38 I just had to clear my head.
1970 01:33:44 I was about to head back.
1971 01:33:45 OK, well, my car'sright up here.
1972 01:33:47 I thought...
1973 01:33:48 I thought I'd walk.
1974 01:33:51 Beautiful day.
1975 01:33:52 It is a beautiful day.
1976 01:33:55 Not a perfect day,but good enough.
1977 01:34:01 Um, I found this inyour other jacket,
1978 01:34:07 and I thought maybe youcould swing by the precinct,
1979 01:34:10 see if the new captainmight need any help?
1980 01:34:14 I might do that.
1981 01:34:18 Yeah. I might do that.
1982 01:34:21 鈾?鈾?/i>
1983 01:34:25 Thank you.
1984 01:34:28 Don't wipe that off for a while.
1985 01:34:30 - I'll do my best.- OK.
1986 01:34:32 [laughs]
1987 01:34:34 [upbeat music]
1988 01:34:37 鈾?鈾?/i>
1989 01:35:17 鈾?鈾?/i>
1990 01:35:39 [Randy Newman's It'sa Jungle Out There]
1991 01:35:42 鈾?It's a jungle out there 鈾?/i>
1992 01:35:54 Take care of eachother. Love, Natalie.
1993 01:35:58 [light music]
1994 01:36:01 鈾?鈾?/i>
1995 01:36:05 [chuckles]
1996 01:36:08 鈾?鈾?/i>
1997 01:36:23 鈾?鈾?/i>
1998 01:37:20 Hey, honey.

