魔鬼骑士 Demon Knight(1995)(CN/EN)Subtitles

Movie:Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)4K
Era:1995
Length:92 minute
Country: USA
Language:English

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1 00:02:11 I did it, Jack. I did it.
2 00:02:14 And you know what? It got me hot.
3 00:02:17 No, I'm not kidding.
4 00:02:20 You should have seen the look on Carl's face...
5 00:02:23 when I buried that ax in his chest.
6 00:02:26 Oh! Killing him was almost better than sex.
7 00:02:31 I said almost, didn't I?
8 00:02:35 Oh! We are going to have so much fun spending all of his money,
9 00:02:39 aren't we, baby?
10 00:02:42 Oh! Just thinking about it gets me all hot and squishy.
11 00:02:50 You mean right now?
12 00:02:52 He's in the basement cooling off.
13 00:03:21 What took you so long?
14 00:03:24 Jesus, Jack, what kind of cologne...
15 00:03:32 Cut!
16 00:03:34 Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
17 00:03:36 What the hell are you doing?
18 00:03:39 You call that "hack-ting"?
19 00:03:41 Well, yes, I do call it acting.
20 00:03:44 Well, let me tell you something, pal.
21 00:03:47 You're no "Gorey" Cooper. You ain't even a Robert "Deadford".
22 00:03:51 Another take like that and it'll be back to bit parts for you.
23 00:03:55 And I won't say what bits I'm talking about.
24 00:03:58 Huh! All right, everybody. Reset!
25 00:04:02 -Reset, guys. Back to one. -Director...
26 00:04:06 Where the hell did they dig this guy up?
27 00:04:10 I give and I give and I... Oh!
28 00:04:14 Hello, kiddies. So glad you could join me.
29 00:04:17 Your old pal the Crypt Keeper has gone Hollywood in a big way.
30 00:04:22 Care to see what I've been working on?
31 00:04:26 So if you're ready, creeps, fasten your drool cups...
32 00:04:30 and hold on to your vomit bags
33 00:04:33 We're going to the movies.
34 00:04:35 Frights! Camera! Action!
35 00:04:44 I call this one...
36 00:04:46 "Demon Knight".
37 00:06:26 Come on!
38 00:06:31 Son of a bitch!
39 00:06:38 Come on, you son of a bitch!
40 00:06:47 Shit!
41 00:06:52 Damn!
42 00:08:49 What ya doin', mister? Are you stealing my daddy's car?
43 00:08:53 Stealin'?
44 00:08:55 No, I was testing the lock.
45 00:08:58 Seems to be working just fine.
46 00:08:59 Hey, kid. You want a quarter?
47 00:09:02 How about a shiny new quarter? You want one? Come on.
48 00:09:06 Dad, there's a guy outside stealing your car!
49 00:09:09 Hey, Dad, hurry up! Get out here!
50 00:09:15 Shit!
51 00:09:16 -Homer, go! -He's gone!
52 00:09:30 Boy, listen to that thunder.
53 00:09:33 God's doing some serious thinking tonight.
54 00:09:41 I'll bet he's saying:
55 00:09:43 On second thought, maybe I should have given it all to the monkeys."
56 00:09:47 Maybe it's not to late.
57 00:09:49 I always hate drinking alone.
58 00:09:50 You want a taste?
59 00:09:52 Sure.
60 00:10:00 To the monkeys.
61 00:10:06 It ain't very subtle, but it does the trick.
62 00:10:09 You wouldn't happen to know of a place where I could bed down, would you?
63 00:10:13 Well, it just so happens, I do.
64 00:10:15 -That's two cars, Sheriff? -That's right, Mavis.
65 00:10:18 One of 'em's got Maryland plates, and the other one's from New Jersey.
66 00:10:21 -10-4 -10-4-Ten-four? -Ten-four.
67 00:10:25 You were right, Sheriff.
68 00:10:27 Them sons of bitches must have been doing well over a hundred.
69 00:10:32 Well, Bob, it's too late to give them a ticket.
70 00:10:34 But, if it'll make you feel any better, you can shoot their ashes.
71 00:10:39 What the...
72 00:10:42 Holy shit!
73 00:10:43 Hey, mister, get away from there.
74 00:10:47 -Where the hell you come from? -This is my car.
75 00:10:50 Was my car. Did you see him?
76 00:10:53 Walking into town, the guy I was chasing?
77 00:10:56 Air bags, gotta love 'em. Did you see him?
78 00:11:00 -We didn't see anybody. -Now wait a minute.
79 00:11:03 Are you telling me that guy over there walked out of here too?
80 00:11:07 Where you goin'? You got a few questions to answer.
81 00:11:11 Look, Officers, the man I'm chasing is dangerous.
82 00:11:15 If he's in your town, you got a problem.
83 00:11:17 We stand here arguing about a traffic accident... Do you mind?
84 00:11:21 Something awful's about to go down... over there.
85 00:11:24 Is that where we're going? It looks like a church.
86 00:11:27 That's it. Used to be a church.
87 00:11:30 Ain't a church no more.
88 00:11:32 They decommissioned it in the 50s, due to lack of interest.
89 00:11:43 Just the place I've been looking for.
90 00:11:47 Gangway, I'm bringing in business.
91 00:11:51 -What kind of business? -Well...
92 00:11:54 I think he's looking for a room of his own, Cordelia.
93 00:11:56 -You been drinking, Uncle Willy? -You must be kiddin'.
94 00:11:59 -I'm clean as a whistle, Irene. -How long you wanting the room?
95 00:12:04 I don't know. One night, maybe two. Depends.
96 00:12:08 I never rent short-term, and I don't rent to strangers.
97 00:12:13 But I... can make exceptions.
98 00:12:22 Okay.
99 00:12:28 Enjoy your stay, Mister...
100 00:12:31 Mr. Smith.
101 00:12:35 Jeryline! Jeryline!
102 00:12:37 Jeryline, I mean now!
103 00:12:40 Look, Irene. I'm trying to clean your stove.
104 00:12:43 How do you expect me to get my work done if you keep bothering me?
105 00:12:46 You've been working so hard with them clean rubber gloves?
106 00:12:50 Show Mr. Smith up to number five.
107 00:12:54 Shit...
108 00:13:03 And then fix him some dinner.
109 00:13:05 And after that, I got a few more jobs for you.
110 00:13:08 This time I'm gonna watch you.
111 00:13:11 I want it right the first time, and that's all there is to it.
112 00:13:15 It's my way or the highway.
113 00:13:17 Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
114 00:13:31 Alright, let's see... What do I need to tell you?
115 00:13:34 What am I looking at? Which way is town?
116 00:13:37 Town is that way, and you're looking at nothing.
117 00:13:41 But I'm sure you didn't come here for a view, did you?
118 00:13:45 But here's your key.
119 00:13:48 And the concierge will bring up your bags momentarily.
120 00:13:53 I don't see how they could fire you, Wally.
121 00:13:56 That's what I told them. They don't listen to me.
122 00:13:59 Cordelia, I don't know what happened to all that mail.
123 00:14:01 It just disappeared, but they won't believe me.
124 00:14:04 God! It's so humiliating. Do you know what he did?
125 00:14:07 Postmaster comes in...
126 00:14:10 and he rips my name tag right off my shirt.
127 00:14:13 Right in front of everybody.
128 00:14:15 And like that's not bad enough...
129 00:14:17 he took my Mr. Zippy patch.
130 00:14:18 You should have told your damn boss to go screw himself.
131 00:14:21 Stupid post office. Ain't the only job in town.
132 00:14:25 The hell it ain't. If you had any sense, Wally...
133 00:14:28 you'd crawl back to him and beg for the job.
134 00:14:31 Yeah, well, I already tried that. He said no.
135 00:14:37 Oh, poor Wally.
136 00:14:40 Where is that girl? Jeryline!
137 00:14:45 -What is it? -Are my sheets done yet?
138 00:14:49 They're downstairs.
139 00:14:51 And I couldn't get all those stains out, either.
140 00:14:53 Damn guacamole.
141 00:14:55 Will you put them on my bed for me?
142 00:14:58 Why can't you do it yourself? You know I'm busy.
143 00:15:00 Jeryline, get her sheets, will you?
144 00:15:02 No, I just started that stove. I can't do everything at once.
145 00:15:07 -I'll get them for you, Cordelia. -Good. Damn.
146 00:15:11 That's very sweet of you, Wally.
147 00:15:13 -Put them on your bed? -Thanks.
148 00:15:21 Oh, poor guy. Maybe I should give him a freebie.
149 00:15:26 Just what he needs, someone else screwing him.
150 00:15:29 To be perfectly honest, I wasn't watching the speedometer.
151 00:15:34 -Exactly why were you chasing him? -He's a thief.
152 00:15:38 What the hell did he steal that had you going over 100 miles an hour?
153 00:15:46 -Must have been pretty valuable. -It is.
154 00:15:50 -Sheriff? -Yeah, Mavis, go ahead.
155 00:15:53 We just got a call from Homer over at the café.
156 00:15:56 He says somebody tried to steal his car.
157 00:16:00 Okay, we're on it.
158 00:16:23 -You want some? -Hell, no.
159 00:16:26 I was just thinking how much better that stuff looked when it was roadkill.
160 00:16:30 Why don't you shut up? You eat it.
161 00:16:33 She loves me.
162 00:16:34 You hurry up and finish...
163 00:16:37 and I'll take care of dessert.
164 00:16:45 Ah, don't worry.
165 00:16:46 Good Cleo knows better than to eat that slop.
166 00:16:50 Goddamn it! Get that pussy off the table.
167 00:16:54 I meant the cat.
168 00:16:57 Cleo!
169 00:17:00 -Didn't I tell you to put him out? -I did.
170 00:17:01 I don't know how she got back in.
171 00:17:03 You finish cleaning the stove, or you too busy shooting the breeze?
172 00:17:07 For Christ's sake, I'll finish cleaning it tomorrow.
173 00:17:10 I want it clean tonight.
174 00:17:12 Remind me of that program you're on. It's called "work release", ain't it?
175 00:17:17 I swear that girl ain't got no goddamn gratitude.
176 00:17:20 If I hadn't made a place for her,
177 00:17:21 she'd be behind bars or dead.
178 00:17:24 Lucky kid.
179 00:17:35 You expecting somebody, Mr. Smith?
180 00:17:39 Evenin', motel people.
181 00:17:50 You kept me waiting, Roach, honey.
182 00:17:54 I'll tell you the reason I'm late.
183 00:17:56 Somebody tried to steal Homer's car.
184 00:17:59 You're kiddin'? That old hunk of junk?
185 00:18:02 Yeah. Right out of the diner parking lot.
186 00:18:04 Sheriff and Deputy Dipshit showed up too.
187 00:18:08 -Damn, you look sweet. -Thank you, honey.
188 00:18:14 You know, I've been looking forward to this all week.
189 00:18:17 -That makes two of us. -Hey, what are those panties you got on there?
190 00:18:21 -I got the cherry flavor. -Are those edible panties?
191 00:18:26 You know I want pieces of panty in my salad later.
192 00:18:31 Oh, Roach, you're so dirty!
193 00:18:37 Why don't you set the basket by the steps, Wally?
194 00:18:40 She's gonna be needing clean sheets soon enough.
195 00:18:52 Your boy did the right thing. You should be...
196 00:18:55 Okay, Homer. That about covers it. We'll let you know if we hear anything.
197 00:18:59 Sheriff, you there?
198 00:19:04 Go ahead, Mavis.
199 00:19:05 I just got a call from Irene at the mission...
200 00:19:08 -about that fellow you're looking for. -Let's go, Sheriff.
201 00:19:13 Get in.
202 00:19:34 He's really holding on tonight, isn't he?
203 00:19:38 Okay.
204 00:19:40 So what were you in for?
205 00:19:43 I'm not passing judgment.
206 00:19:45 Stealin'. 'Kay?
207 00:19:58 -Good evening, Irene. Where is he? -That's him, in the dining room.
208 00:20:01 Excuse me, mister.
209 00:20:03 We'd like to have a word with you about the fender bender on the highway.
210 00:20:07 Sheriff, you better watch it. He's armed.
211 00:20:11 -Don't move! -Told you.
212 00:20:14 -Drop the guns, or I'll kill her. -Don't!
213 00:20:16 I said, drop your goddamn guns.
214 00:20:19 -He won't do it. -The hell I won't.
215 00:20:22 I know this man, sheriff, and he will not do it.
216 00:20:25 Drop the knife. Drop the goddamn knife!
217 00:20:28 Her blood's on your head, asshole.
218 00:20:44 Spread 'em!
219 00:20:54 Well, well, well. Mr. Brayker.
220 00:20:57 -Pleased to make your acquaintance. -You lyin' son of a bitch.
221 00:21:01 Said his name was Smith.
222 00:21:03 Call it in, Bob.
223 00:21:07 I believe you'll find what I'm looking for in there.
224 00:21:13 -What's he got to do with this? -I'm... I work for a collection agency.
225 00:21:18 -It's empty. -Really? That can't be.
226 00:21:22 Well, I guess that means it's somewhere in the house.
227 00:21:28 -Keep him away from me! -Shut up!
228 00:21:31 -Where is it? -I don't know what you're talking about.
229 00:21:33 Don't give me that shit! Where is it?
230 00:21:35 Maybe it's up in his room. What you guys looking for?
231 00:21:38 -What the hell are we looking for anyway? -A piece of antiquity.
232 00:21:42 A relic... in the shape of a key.
233 00:21:45 Bob!
234 00:21:47 -Yeah? -Search his room.
235 00:21:50 It's number five.
236 00:22:13 Oh. Come on, baby. Come on.
237 00:22:17 Crank me up. Come on.
238 00:22:20 Come on. Give it to me. Come on.
239 00:22:23 Give it to me. Come on. Come on.
240 00:22:27 Give it to me. Come one. Crank me up.
241 00:22:30 More juice.
242 00:22:31 -Come on. Oh, God! -Is that good?
243 00:22:35 Freeze.
244 00:22:37 Jesus Christ, Bob, you son of a bitch!
245 00:22:39 -Turn it off! Turn it off! -I'm sorry, baby.
246 00:22:42 Oh! My nipples are smoking!
247 00:22:45 Get your clothes on. Now!
248 00:22:48 -Good work, Mavis. -Looky, looky.
249 00:22:51 Go ahead and do it.
250 00:22:54 I didn't find anything in the perp's room...
251 00:22:57 but I sure found something in the room down the hall.
252 00:23:00 Thanks, Mavis.
253 00:23:04 Sorry to drag you down here, but we'll sort this thing out...
254 00:23:07 and then you can get back to your business.
255 00:23:10 I am assuming it was personal business, Cordelia.
256 00:23:14 Actually, Sheriff...
257 00:23:15 it was kind of like a tune up and lube job.
258 00:23:18 -Shut up, Bob! -I don't want to hear about it.
259 00:23:21 -You know how it is when you get your car... -I don't want to hear it.
260 00:23:23 Shut up, Bob.
261 00:23:25 This Brayker fella's getting more interesting.
262 00:23:29 According to the computer, Frank Brayker died over five years ago.
263 00:23:37 Who the hell are you?
264 00:23:39 What's your name?
265 00:23:43 Maybe if you cool your heels in a jail cell...
266 00:23:46 you'll be a little more chatty.
267 00:23:48 Come on, Bob. Help me get him to the car.
268 00:23:49 Actually, sheriff...
269 00:23:51 I'd appreciate getting back what he stole from me.
270 00:23:54 That way I can get on my way...
271 00:23:57 and you can give this lowlife what he deserves.
272 00:24:01 Why don't you tell us where you put it?
273 00:24:04 You make it easy for me, I'll make it easy for you.
274 00:24:06 -Mind you, you're off to a pretty bad start. -I know where it is!
275 00:24:09 Damn, it just occurred to me.
276 00:24:12 I watched him stash it and didn't even know it.
277 00:24:14 -Willy, no! -Relax!
278 00:24:16 I'm sorry, mister.
279 00:24:32 I'd like you to put it inside.
280 00:24:38 Look what he's done. He's put somethin' awful inside.
281 00:24:42 Would you mind dumping that out before you place it inside?
282 00:24:45 -Sure. -No, don't do it.
283 00:24:47 He's not what he says he is. Willy... Willy!
284 00:24:50 He's just... Just pop that lid.
285 00:24:53 I'll take that, Willy.
286 00:24:55 Bob, escort Mr. Brayker, or whatever his name is, out to the car.
287 00:24:59 Sheriff, I am much obliged for your assistance in apprehending...
288 00:25:05 Don't bother. You're coming with us.
289 00:25:09 See, both those cars were stolen.
290 00:25:11 We're going down to the station and we're going to sort this shit out.
291 00:25:16 -Sheriff, you're making a big mistake. -It won't be for the first time.
292 00:25:20 Sorry for the inconvenience.
293 00:25:22 The man said, if you knew who I was...
294 00:25:25 We'll find out soon enough.
295 00:25:29 Why wait?
296 00:25:34 Give me the keys!
297 00:25:38 Give me the goddamn keys!
298 00:25:46 Ah, come on! Get off me!
299 00:25:55 -Shit! -Get him off!
300 00:26:02 Heads up!
301 00:26:19 Humans! You're not worth the flesh you're printed on!
302 00:26:24 Fuck this cowboy shit!
303 00:26:27 You fuckin', hodunk Podunk, well, then, motherfuckers!
304 00:26:32 All you had to do was give me the goddamn key!
305 00:26:35 Then we could get on with our lives.
306 00:26:38 All right, this property...
307 00:26:41 is hereby...
308 00:26:43 condemned!
309 00:27:21 Shit!
310 00:27:23 What is that?
311 00:27:28 -Oh, my God! -Shit!
312 00:27:29 Jesus!
313 00:28:31 Oh, great.
314 00:28:32 -What the hell happened with the lights? -It's just what we need.
315 00:28:36 They're gone.
316 00:28:38 Everybody, back!
317 00:28:41 Where do you suppose they went?
318 00:28:50 What's that smell?
319 00:29:15 Let's get out of here!
320 00:29:23 There's more of them!
321 00:29:27 Yeah, shoot 'em.
322 00:29:35 Go out the back door. Come on.
323 00:29:38 -Hurry up. Hurry up. -Man, talk about ugly.
324 00:30:15 -Oh, that is disgusting. -What the hell is that shit?
325 00:30:21 Shit...
326 00:30:26 -I don't see them. Do you see them? -No.
327 00:30:28 Where the fuck did they go?
328 00:30:32 Cordelia, stay away from the door!
329 00:30:34 You see what I mean? We can make it to my truck.
330 00:30:36 -No, I don't think so. -Listen!
331 00:30:39 You can stay here and die if you want to.
332 00:30:41 I sure as shit ain't.
333 00:30:42 -Roach, be smart for once. -Cordelia!
334 00:30:48 -Roach, wait. -Just come on, would ya?
335 00:30:59 -Fuck me...! -Cordelia, I'm coming!
336 00:31:05 I'm sorry.
337 00:31:07 Give me that gun!
338 00:31:10 Hey, fuck-face!
339 00:31:17 The eyes! Get the eyes!
340 00:31:27 On, Wally. Wally.
341 00:31:29 Oh, God...
342 00:31:40 Need a hand?
343 00:31:43 Give me the key, Brayker. For cryin' out loud!
344 00:31:46 Wally? Wally, please don't die, Wally.
345 00:31:51 Wally?
346 00:32:01 Cordelia...
347 00:32:08 Brayker, what the hell are those things? Demons or something?
348 00:32:13 -Worse. -Demons. Sweet. That's just fuckin' sweet!
349 00:32:17 And they want to kill us because of you?
350 00:32:19 Who's going to protect us? You?
351 00:32:21 -Deputy Bob? Or the headless horsemen? -We'll be all right.
352 00:32:25 Just stay inside and stay together.
353 00:32:29 We just have to make it through the night.
354 00:32:30 And that stuff's gonna keep them out?
355 00:32:32 There are only two things we can use against them.
356 00:32:34 -The blood in this key. -It's blood?
357 00:32:36 And anything that destroys their eyes.
358 00:32:39 Frees their tortured souls.
359 00:32:41 -Their what? -This is crazy!
360 00:32:42 -Deal with it! -You deal with it, man.
361 00:32:45 They got no quarrel with us.
362 00:32:47 They just want you and that thing you're carrying.
363 00:32:51 -I say we give it to them. -I say they'll kill you anyway.
364 00:32:55 Or possess you. Or use you to get to the rest of us.
365 00:32:58 Like it or not, we stick together.
366 00:33:00 My cat's outside. I gotta get my cat.
367 00:33:02 You go out, you stay out.
368 00:33:05 Is that so? What are you gonna do?
369 00:33:08 Shoot us?
370 00:33:11 Right in the eyes.
371 00:33:14 Stay down here. I'm going to seal the upstairs.
372 00:34:56 -Damn it! -What are you doing up here?
373 00:34:59 I thought I told you to stay downstairs.
374 00:35:02 Damn!
375 00:35:05 I thought you might need help.
376 00:35:14 Look, I'm... I'm sorry about your cat.
377 00:35:18 And before, with the knife, I wasn't gonna hurt you.
378 00:35:29 Funny thing is that I knew you weren't. I just had a feeling about you.
379 00:35:37 Can I ask you something?
380 00:35:40 Who are you really?
381 00:35:45 I'm just an old man...
382 00:35:48 running out of time.
383 00:35:57 Well, well, well. Isn't this sweet?
384 00:36:01 Soiled dove and her square-jawed postal clerk.
385 00:36:04 -You're a bastard. -I ain't the one who tried to kill you.
386 00:36:08 Shithead, you left me out there.
387 00:36:11 Who in the hell told you to follow me?
388 00:36:14 You're absolutely right. Nobody.
389 00:36:17 Now I know who my friends are.
390 00:36:23 Whores ain't got no friends.
391 00:36:27 That's all the doors and window sealed.
392 00:36:30 -Any other ways in or out of this place? -Aside from doors and windows?
393 00:36:37 Got some place you want us to put him?
394 00:36:54 Jeryline, let's go make some coffee.
395 00:36:57 Looks like we're in for a long night.
396 00:37:06 -Where did you get that from? -It was my husband's.
397 00:37:11 Cleo! Hi, baby.
398 00:37:13 -You let the cat in. -She just appeared.
399 00:37:17 -Brayker, what are you doing? -Come on...
400 00:37:19 Animals aren't immune. They can be possessed.
401 00:37:21 Give me the cat! Give me the cat! Shit!
402 00:37:27 -What the hell's going on? -The cat. The cat.
403 00:37:30 Brayker, my cat is not possessed by some demon from hell.
404 00:37:37 We'll see. Listen.
405 00:37:39 -What? -I got to talk to you.
406 00:37:40 -I got nothing to say. -I just gotta talk to you for a second.
407 00:37:42 No, not for a second or a minute.
408 00:37:44 -Why don't you bother somebody else? -Just for a second.
409 00:37:46 You want to talk? Let's talk about how you abandoned Cordelia.
410 00:37:50 How you left her to die. Huh?
411 00:37:53 -I hope you're ashamed of yourself, Roach. -Not particularly, no.
412 00:37:57 Everybody's got to look out their selves. I'm for getting out of here.
413 00:38:01 No one's going anywhere till Mr. Brayker says so.
414 00:38:04 Hey, fuck him! This is his fight.
415 00:38:06 You may want to die in this motel, but I don't.
416 00:38:09 I want to get that key, and I want to give it to those things out there.
417 00:38:14 Hey, Roach. Haven't you caused enough trouble?
418 00:38:18 Excuse me. I'm trying to have a conversation with my friend, Wally.
419 00:38:22 He's not your friend. Assholes don't have friends.
420 00:38:28 Excuse us. Can I talk to you for a second, please?
421 00:38:38 Jesus, Roach!
422 00:38:41 So... you got yourself a new boyfriend.
423 00:38:45 You get in my way and I'll kill you.
424 00:38:46 Keep it in your pants for a change.
425 00:38:49 I'm warning you, bitch.
426 00:38:51 -I'm not afraid of you. -No?
427 00:38:54 No...
428 00:38:58 You better be afraid of me.
429 00:39:10 Come here, girl. Come on.
430 00:39:15 Cleo? Cleo, come on.
431 00:39:21 Cleo? Come to mommy.
432 00:39:25 Come on. Come here, girl.
433 00:39:29 Come here, Cleo. Come on.
434 00:39:35 I got you, girl. Come on, Brayker.
435 00:39:40 -See, I told you. -Hey, look... where she came from.
436 00:39:51 Breeze.
437 00:40:24 Poor Cordelia.
438 00:40:27 Seems downright criminal to treat a pretty girl that way.
439 00:40:32 Did I say pretty? I meant beautiful.
440 00:40:36 'Cause you are. You are beautiful, Cordelia.
441 00:40:40 Inside and out.
442 00:40:43 Maybe nobody here can see it, but I sure can.
443 00:40:47 I understand you.
444 00:40:50 I know what you want.
445 00:40:52 I know what you need.
446 00:40:55 Guys like Roach, they think...
447 00:40:57 just because they're paying for it that they can treat you like shit.
448 00:41:02 If they spend the same money on dinner and a movie...
449 00:41:04 they can call you "girlfriend" instead of "whore".
450 00:41:07 Whore, what a horrible word that is...
451 00:41:10 to use on someone who's really just a sad girl...
452 00:41:13 who's looking for love.
453 00:41:17 Tender, warm, unconditional love.
454 00:41:22 I can give you that love, as much as you can take.
455 00:41:41 All you have to do is let me in.
456 00:41:45 Let me in.
457 00:41:47 Let me in.
458 00:41:50 Let me in.
459 00:41:53 Let me in.
460 00:41:57 Cordelia?
461 00:42:03 Cordelia?
462 00:42:07 Cordelia? You okay?
463 00:42:11 -Hello, Wally. -Hello, Cordelia.
464 00:42:17 I realized something awful about myself tonight, Wally.
465 00:42:21 My whole life, I've avoided the guys who really loved me.
466 00:42:27 Like you.
467 00:42:32 You really love me, don't you, Wally?
468 00:42:35 Yes, Cordelia, I really love you.
469 00:42:41 I've always loved you.
470 00:42:44 From the very first time I delivered your mail.
471 00:42:49 Well, don't just do it with your eyes, Wally.
472 00:43:00 -It's some kind of tunnel. -It's a mine shaft.
473 00:43:03 Not surprising. The whole area's riddled with them.
474 00:43:07 This means this is a way out, right?
475 00:43:09 We can get to town before those things find out we're gone.
476 00:43:14 No.
477 00:43:16 -No, it's too risky. -What?
478 00:43:20 Now, listen. What the hell are you saying?
479 00:43:22 Trust me. You're safer in this house.
480 00:43:27 Oh, shit!
481 00:43:31 What was that?
482 00:43:36 -What's going on? -Oh, God!
483 00:43:39 -Oh, God... -What's in there?
484 00:43:44 Cordelia?
485 00:43:53 -Shit! -Oh, man!
486 00:43:58 -Shoot it, damn it! -I can't! I can't!
487 00:44:02 Fuck that! Shoot 'em both!
488 00:44:19 Get it! Get it!
489 00:44:32 Irene!
490 00:44:55 Go ahead.
491 00:45:00 Give it to me! Give it to me!
492 00:45:02 -Shit! It's still bleeding. -Here.
493 00:45:05 We've got to get her outta here. She'll bleed to death.
494 00:45:09 I'm with Jeryline. We've got to take our chances in the mines.
495 00:45:12 You know, if my memory's right...
496 00:45:14 the spur that runs under here comes to a head in a mile.
497 00:45:17 -I say we do it. -Fuck, yeah.
498 00:45:18 Nobody's going anywhere.
499 00:45:20 What makes you think they haven't found the mines?
500 00:45:22 Is it just me, or has everybody fuckin' had it with you tellin' us what to do?
501 00:45:26 If we want to go out to the mines, we're going out that way.
502 00:45:29 We don't need your fuckin' permission.
503 00:45:31 I got an idea that's gonna save us that walk.
504 00:45:33 We give those damn demons what they want.
505 00:45:36 Mr. Roach...
506 00:45:37 I'm not gonna give you the key. You're gonna have to take it.
507 00:45:41 Then I'm gonna have to kill you, right?
508 00:45:45 Right?
509 00:45:48 -If you say so. -I say so.
510 00:45:56 Now listen to me, all of you.
511 00:45:58 You don't know what you're up against.
512 00:46:01 Go down there, I can't help you.
513 00:46:05 You've been doing a real fine job of helping us so far...
514 00:46:09 Last I looked, we were missing Wally and Cordelia...
515 00:46:13 and half her arm.
516 00:46:16 So fuck you! I'm going.
517 00:46:21 Let's go.
518 00:46:47 Hey, Brayker. Don't worry. I'll save you.
519 00:47:10 No!
520 00:47:12 No...
521 00:47:41 Hey, handsome, age before beauty.
522 00:47:44 Yeah, and pearl before swine, shithead.
523 00:48:02 Oh... Jeez...
524 00:48:47 You know something, Willy?
525 00:48:50 You're so dried up, the demons will probably throw you back.
526 00:48:53 Well, the sons of bitches ain't gonna get us.
527 00:48:56 I know these mines. Used to own the damn place.
528 00:48:59 I'm gonna find that north spur and get us the hell out of here.
529 00:49:04 Shit, now...
530 00:49:08 Irene?
531 00:49:11 Irene?
532 00:49:16 You sure this is the way out, old man?
533 00:49:18 No doubt about it. This here's the north spur.
534 00:49:21 Course, if we're heading west...
535 00:49:25 then the other one is north.
536 00:49:27 Why don't we just sit down here and wait for them?
537 00:49:30 -That way! -Let's do it.
538 00:49:33 Yeah, this is it. The north spur's just ahead.
539 00:49:36 I don't know how anybody ever worked down here.
540 00:49:39 -Smells like a big ol' pile of do-do. -Mommy...
541 00:49:42 It's the bat shit. You get used to it.
542 00:49:45 I remember the first time we struck pay dirt down here.
543 00:49:50 The vein was as big as your goddamn arm.
544 00:49:54 Mommy.
545 00:49:59 Mommy.
546 00:50:01 Hello?
547 00:50:04 Danny, is that you?
548 00:50:07 Danny, how the hell did you get down here?
549 00:50:10 Come on. Come on, Danny. I'm not gonna hurt you.
550 00:50:13 I promise. Come on. Come on.
551 00:50:19 You all right?
552 00:50:23 -Mom? -Shit!
553 00:50:27 They're here! The demons are here! Run!
554 00:50:30 Let's go! Let's go! Move, move, move!
555 00:50:35 Come on! Come on!
556 00:50:42 -Go ahead! Go ahead! -Come on! Come on!
557 00:50:46 Let's go!
558 00:51:08 Thanks, Chief. Don't worry. They can't get past the seal.
559 00:51:15 Homer, this is for four years of minimum wage,
560 00:51:18 you asshole.
561 00:51:18 -No! -Don't shoot!
562 00:51:33 You broke the seal. Run!
563 00:51:41 Danny, go upstairs! Come on. Move it!
564 00:52:07 You got an "I told you so" coming to you.
565 00:52:09 Next time.
566 00:52:12 At least we're all in one piece.
567 00:52:16 -Sorry about that, Irene. -It's okay. Vodka's kicking in.
568 00:52:21 -So what's the boy's name? -Danny.
569 00:52:30 Hey, Danny. How you doing?
570 00:52:33 Listen, what were you doing down in the mines?
571 00:52:36 -Well, the man, he came back. -Yeah.
572 00:52:41 He got my parents.
573 00:52:45 I ran away.
574 00:52:50 Brayker!
575 00:52:52 It's all right. I just have to check.
576 00:52:57 It's good to see you again, Danny.
577 00:53:01 Hey, Bob. How we fixed for ammo?
578 00:53:04 Oh, not too good.
579 00:53:07 Yeah, I'm down to four.
580 00:53:09 -How 'bout shotgun shells? -Not up here.
581 00:53:17 Oh, man, this is hopeless.
582 00:53:24 Fuckin' hopeless.
583 00:53:39 Sons of bitches!
584 00:53:41 They drew us into a goddamn ambush!
585 00:53:43 What are you doing?
586 00:53:45 -We gotta get outta here. -The real battle is ahead.
587 00:53:49 Sir, I don't understand.
588 00:53:52 Now take it.
589 00:54:04 No...
590 00:54:34 You're the one, Brayker.
591 00:54:38 You're the one.
592 00:54:41 Hey.
593 00:54:43 You got us into this mess. What are you gonna do to get us out?
594 00:54:46 We just have to survive the night.
595 00:54:49 -That's all I can tell you. -That's bullshit.
596 00:54:51 Roach is right.
597 00:54:53 We're entitled to know what's going on.
598 00:54:55 When I came here tonight, I thought you'd be safe.
599 00:54:59 There are only five of you. They need seven.
600 00:55:02 And then he came with Bob and the sheriff.
601 00:55:07 It's like tumblers in a lock. Everything has to line up.
602 00:55:11 -Seven stars, seven people... -Yeah, yeah...
603 00:55:16 Goddamn it, I'm not making these rules up!
604 00:55:19 And I didn't... I didn't ask for this!
605 00:55:23 All right?
606 00:55:25 You wanna know what's going on? Shall I tell ya?
607 00:55:31 In the beginning...
608 00:55:34 God created the heavens and the earth.
609 00:55:36 You're talking Genesis. That beginning?
610 00:55:41 And the earth was a formless void,
611 00:55:44 and darkness covered the face of the deep.
612 00:55:50 But the darkness wasn't empty.
613 00:55:53 It was full of creatures. Full of demons.
614 00:55:58 And they had seven keys formed into a circle...
615 00:56:03 to focus the power of the cosmos into their hands...
616 00:56:08 until God stepped forth and said...
617 00:56:11 "Let there be light."
618 00:56:14 And there was light.
619 00:56:17 And He scattered the demons... and He scattered the keys...
620 00:56:22 all across the universe.
621 00:56:24 Then we fast-forward about two or three million millennia.
622 00:56:30 Now the demons are back. They got six of the keys.
623 00:56:35 And one day they find the seventh key here on earth.
624 00:56:40 To save it, God filled it with the blood of a carpenter...
625 00:56:44 who was being crucified by the Romans,
626 00:56:48 and gave it to a thief named Sirach.
627 00:56:51 The blood ins... inside... is that...
628 00:56:55 Some of it. Yeah.
629 00:56:59 It gets used, you see. Sirach had to refill it.
630 00:57:04 Bad neck wound.
631 00:57:06 Talon caught the artery here.
632 00:57:10 Most of what's in here now belonged to a soldier...
633 00:57:13 named Dickerson. Gave it to me in France. August 23, 1917.
634 00:57:19 Funny how you remember the big dates.
635 00:57:21 Jesus, that... would make you, uh...
636 00:57:26 What happens when you run out of blood?
637 00:57:32 -They bring back the darkness. -Just like that?
638 00:57:37 Just like that.
639 00:57:42 So...
640 00:57:46 now you know.
641 00:57:49 You feel better?
642 00:58:00 God, I wish I had that bottle of vodka now.
643 00:58:10 I guess I owe you an apology, Brayker.
644 00:58:13 You really got some balls, man.
645 00:58:17 You're a fucking hero.
646 00:58:20 Where's Danny?
647 00:58:22 What?
648 00:58:24 Find him. Find him now.
649 00:58:26 -I'm gonna check in my room. -I'll look in my room.
650 00:58:28 -Danny! -I'll stay here.
651 00:58:32 Danny?
652 00:58:36 Danny? You in there?
653 00:58:41 Danny?
654 00:58:50 Do me a favor. Don't scream.
655 00:58:53 Just hear what I've gotta say. And then scream.
656 00:59:00 You're so young. You've got so much to live for.
657 00:59:03 And where the hell are you?
658 00:59:05 You're stuck in this house. You're stuck in this town.
659 00:59:09 There's a great big world out there, Jeryline.
660 00:59:12 You should travel. You can see it all.
661 00:59:14 I can help you.
662 00:59:21 You want Paris, Rome, Athens? You got it.
663 00:59:27 Course, if you don't help me, that's a whole other picture.
664 00:59:34 Come on, let's be real.
665 00:59:36 Brayker isn't gonna get you out of here, okay?
666 00:59:38 Brayker can't even get himself out.
667 00:59:44 Little secret: The man's dead meat.
668 00:59:47 And if you stick with him, you're gonna end up the same way.
669 00:59:56 Check this out.
670 00:59:58 I hate to even think about it.
671 01:00:01 It's a simple deal, Jeryline:
672 01:00:04 You let me in, I let you out.
673 01:00:08 Horrible, isn't it?
674 01:00:12 You know, it doesn't have to be unpleasant.
675 01:00:13 Hell, I'd rather it wasn't.
676 01:00:16 All right, I know what you're thinking.
677 01:00:18 You give up your soul, you turn into a demon, you look like shit.
678 01:00:21 Where's the payoff, right? I'll make you a little promise.
679 01:00:26 Just give me what I want, and nothing will happen to you.
680 01:00:32 Has anyone ever told you how pretty you are?
681 01:00:35 I know that sounds like a line. Lord knows I've used it.
682 01:00:38 But I mean it.
683 01:00:39 You know, I can see to it that you stay pretty.
684 01:00:42 Forever. Think about that.
685 01:00:47 All you have to do is say yes.
686 01:00:52 Do we have a deal?
687 01:00:57 Something tells me you don't trust me.
688 01:01:00 That's all right. We'll work on that.
689 01:01:03 You will give me what I want. That's just the way it is.
690 01:01:07 And the sooner you figure that out, the better.
691 01:01:23 -Any sign of him? -Haven't seen him.
692 01:01:27 This doesn't make sense. Anything?
693 01:01:30 -Where's Uncle Willy? -I haven't seen his wrinkled butt neither.
694 01:01:34 Come on, Bob.
695 01:01:55 Willy, you son of a bitch!
696 01:01:58 Hey, I found the kid.
697 01:02:00 I bet he found you. Probably wanted to know what the smell was.
698 01:02:04 I forgot all about this place. Willy, you get downstairs now.
699 01:02:08 You take the kid with you.
700 01:02:10 Tell Brayker to get his ass and the key up here now!
701 01:02:12 Let's go.
702 01:02:15 Go on! Go on!
703 01:02:22 Okay. Okay.
704 01:02:25 Leave the bottle.
705 01:02:31 Party poopin' old bitch. Damn shit...
706 01:02:48 Hey...
707 01:02:51 They hate that.
708 01:02:52 Brayker! You in here?
709 01:03:01 Holy shit!
710 01:03:03 -Hi, Uncle Willy. -Poor Uncle Willy!
711 01:03:07 You look like you've had a long, hard day, uncle Willy!
712 01:03:10 Oh, goodness!
713 01:03:11 I bet you could use a long, hard one.
714 01:03:14 -I know I could. -Here you go, Uncle Willy.
715 01:03:18 Oh, yeah.
716 01:03:19 -Try mine. -Oh, Jesus!
717 01:03:21 Oh, my goodness! Oh, my God!
718 01:03:29 Uncle Willy, are you okay?
719 01:03:31 -Try mine. -Try mine.
720 01:03:38 Suck this one down, Uncle Willy. Long hard one.
721 01:03:42 Nothing gets you fucked up faster. Am I right, girls? Am I right?
722 01:03:51 Here's lookin' at you, Uncle Willy.
723 01:04:04 There you go. There you go.
724 01:04:07 Have another.
725 01:04:11 Knock yourself out.
726 01:04:18 Come on. Drink more.
727 01:04:29 Jesus Christ! Those post office folks were right.
728 01:04:32 Son of a bitch! This guy was reading all our mail.
729 01:04:40 What the hell...?
730 01:04:43 Shit! Wally was crazier than I thought.
731 01:04:46 Give me your light, Bob.
732 01:04:50 Oh, God!
733 01:04:51 He was planning to take out the post office for Cordelia.
734 01:04:55 Well, if he was...
735 01:04:58 he didn't have any bullets to do it.
736 01:05:08 Then again...
737 01:05:14 Willy?
738 01:05:18 Danny?
739 01:05:24 -No! Stop it! -Oh! Yeah!
740 01:05:26 We got a whole lot of trouble!
741 01:05:29 -Jeryline! Help! -Let go!
742 01:05:33 -Jeryline! Jeryline, help me! -You will give me what I want.
743 01:05:39 Hello! I'm your waiter, Skip.
744 01:05:42 Our special today is poached appendage.
745 01:05:44 Market price, of course. I recommend the finger food.
746 01:05:47 Want your arm back, Irene? I can make it happen.
747 01:05:52 -Is that a yes? -No.
748 01:05:54 That's me giving you the finger, asshole.
749 01:05:56 I'll get back to you.
750 01:06:05 Willy, don't make me do this.
751 01:06:11 -Uncle Willy. -Stop!
752 01:06:13 -Please stop, mister! -Uncle Willy, Please don't make me do this.
753 01:06:19 Put him down!
754 01:06:32 Hello?
755 01:06:35 Hello?
756 01:06:43 -Mr. Roach! What have you got there? -I want out of here...
757 01:06:47 -and I'm lookin' to cut a deal. -Well, let's talk about it.
758 01:06:50 Put him down!
759 01:06:56 Jeryline.
760 01:06:58 You wouldn't hurt your old Uncle Willy now, would you, baby?
761 01:07:22 Jesus! Oh, man!
762 01:07:24 Shit!
763 01:07:36 -Get the eyes! -I heard that.
764 01:07:39 Get the eyes!
765 01:07:41 Get away!
766 01:07:54 Oh, boy!
767 01:07:57 -How do I know you ain't gonna kill me? -You have my word.
768 01:08:00 Frankly, we've been counting on you, haven't we?
769 01:08:04 The world needs more people like you, Mr. Roach.
770 01:08:07 -Thank you. -You're welcome.
771 01:08:08 You don't mind if we kill the others?
772 01:08:11 Hey, if it makes you feel good, do it.
773 01:08:14 "If it makes you feel good, do it." Exactly.
774 01:08:17 First things first, of course.
775 01:08:20 The blood seal.
776 01:08:30 Listen, on a personal note.
777 01:08:34 Be sure and kill Brayker.
778 01:08:36 -He's a bossy asshole. -Isn't he, though?
779 01:08:48 -Thank you. -That's it?
780 01:08:50 -Oh, that's it. -You ain't such a bad fellow.
781 01:08:53 You aren't so bad yourself.
782 01:08:57 Oh, a pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Roach.
783 01:09:01 Well... you know this... "hell on earth" business?
784 01:09:06 Big fucking deal! I got hemorrhoids.
785 01:09:12 Vaya con Dios.
786 01:09:13 And a "vaya con diablos" to you too, sir.
787 01:09:16 Oh, Roach. There's just one more thing I forgot to mention:
788 01:09:20 I lied.
789 01:09:40 Anybody home? Come on out, everybody?
790 01:09:43 It's time to play! Hello?
791 01:09:47 Or not.
792 01:09:55 Come on, Brayker, move your ass. Grab the case and get over here.
793 01:09:59 Let's go.
794 01:10:13 Cleo! Come on, baby.
795 01:10:17 Yeah...
796 01:10:24 Go.
797 01:10:25 I want you all up in the steeple now!
798 01:10:28 -What are you gonna do? -I'm gonna cover the rear.
799 01:10:30 Get your asses up there! Go!
800 01:10:33 Up. Up, up, up!
801 01:10:35 This is my house, and I make the rules!
802 01:10:37 Now get up there!
803 01:10:45 Shit!
804 01:11:04 Supper time.
805 01:11:26 Only enough for one entrance.
806 01:11:29 Is that all there is?
807 01:11:31 That's all.
808 01:11:34 The window.
809 01:11:49 What did you do that for?
810 01:12:00 -Take it. -What?
811 01:12:03 Out of the seven, you're the only one left. You're the chosen one.
812 01:12:08 That's what I came here to do. Give you this key.
813 01:12:15 Can I have it?
814 01:12:19 Danny?
815 01:12:23 Danny, no!
816 01:12:26 Danny!
817 01:12:29 Stop it! Let him go right now!
818 01:12:35 No!
819 01:12:41 Danny, no!
820 01:13:13 Shit! Oh, Jesus!
821 01:13:15 -Brayker, I'm so sorry. -Don't be.
822 01:13:20 You killed him, right?
823 01:13:23 That's all that's important.
824 01:13:26 -You're ready. -Ready for what?
825 01:13:29 For the key. Give me the key.
826 01:13:38 Brayker, I can't do this. I'm not the right person for this shit!
827 01:13:42 He tried to seduce you, didn't he?
828 01:13:45 -He tried. -You're exactly the right kind of person.
829 01:13:50 Give me your hand.
830 01:13:52 -I can't, Brayker. -He's still down there. Come on!
831 01:14:23 When the stars line up, you'll know what to do.
832 01:14:26 I can't tell you how long. Maybe a lifetime.
833 01:14:30 Maybe several. And on that day, you'll fight.
834 01:14:35 And when that night is over, you'll do what I just did.
835 01:14:40 Watch your back, Jeryline.
836 01:14:45 Watch your...
837 01:14:48 Brayker?
838 01:14:50 Don't you leave me!
839 01:14:53 Brayker! Wake up!
840 01:14:55 Come on. Wake up.
841 01:16:09 See that, Jeryline?
842 01:16:12 I was right about Brayker.
843 01:16:15 He's dead.
844 01:16:18 You, you're still here, aren't you?
845 01:16:23 I'm not gonna hurt you unless you make me.
846 01:16:35 You just stay where you are.
847 01:16:39 Personally, I was hoping we could avoid this.
848 01:16:42 Just pour the blood out. Save yourself the years of running.
849 01:16:46 I mean, really, what's the point?
850 01:16:49 It all ends up the same way.
851 01:16:57 Look at you.
852 01:17:00 You must be in exquisite pain.
853 01:17:02 All covered with blood.
854 01:17:06 That's right.
855 01:17:12 It's not my blood.
856 01:17:15 Bitch!
857 01:18:19 It's curtains for you, baby. Come on!
858 01:18:24 I'm sure you're familiar with the relationship...
859 01:18:27 -between cleanliness and godliness. -No! No!
860 01:18:31 Well, let me tell you something.
861 01:18:33 That's the first thing I'm gonna change.
862 01:18:36 You wash and you wash behind the ear.
863 01:18:39 You rinse and you rinse, and it comes out clear.
864 01:18:42 No, you don't!
865 01:18:48 How was that? Good.
866 01:19:04 I liked those too. Damn!
867 01:19:07 Brayker didn't have time to tell you everything.
868 01:19:09 That eyeball shit only works on low-level demons.
869 01:19:12 I know. Who makes up all these rules?
870 01:19:14 Upsy-daisy!
871 01:19:17 This is a special day for me, Jeryline.
872 01:19:20 I waited a long time for this promotion, and I have to tell you...
873 01:19:24 You know, I'm glad that it's you who could share it with me.
874 01:19:30 Don't feel bad about giving up the key because...
875 01:19:33 by the time your race finds out what happened...
876 01:19:35 well, they'll look like last week's leftovers anyway.
877 01:19:40 So... cheer up.
878 01:19:48 Thanks.
879 01:19:53 I warned you. I told you what would happen.
880 01:19:57 You didn't believe me.
881 01:20:00 I forgive you.
882 01:20:04 I know what you're thinking:
883 01:20:05 "He's got the key. What else could he possibly want now?"
884 01:20:08 I want you. You know...
885 01:20:11 no one's ever brought a demon knight over to the other side before.
886 01:20:13 Well, not in one piece, anyway.
887 01:20:21 Honey, you'd be the first.
888 01:20:24 There'd be a period of adjustment, of course.
889 01:20:26 I'm very easy to live with, I'm clean, I don't drink... much.
890 01:20:29 And I know my folks are gonna love you.
891 01:20:35 I notice you're not saying anything...
892 01:20:37 Is that because you're thinking of something? What is there to think about?
893 01:20:41 There was a time when a coy silence was appreciated in a woman.
894 01:20:45 Well, this is not one of those times!
895 01:20:47 And you're really starting to piss me off!
896 01:20:51 Down, boy!
897 01:20:56 I'm sorry.
898 01:20:59 I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to get angry. I...
899 01:21:04 Jeryline. Jeryline...
900 01:21:06 I'm gonna say something to you... I haven't said to anyone.
901 01:21:12 Jeryline, I lo...
902 01:21:15 you.
903 01:21:17 Jeryline, I lo...
904 01:21:22 you.
905 01:21:24 Jeryline, do you think you could ever find it in your heart...
906 01:21:27 to possibly lo... me?
907 01:21:35 Didn't think so.
908 01:21:37 All right, let's...
909 01:21:40 Fuck it.
910 01:21:43 You will die. But at least we'll be together forever.
911 01:21:46 If I can't have your soul, I'm gonna take your heart.
912 01:23:31 Thank you.
913 01:23:35 Big luggage to the back, please.
914 01:23:39 -Thank you. -Hold on.
915 01:24:19 No.
916 01:24:22 It's okay.
917 01:24:24 I'll wait for the next one.
918 01:25:23 Ah, I love "scarnations."
919 01:25:27 You'll be happy to know, kiddies..
920 01:25:29 That Jeryline lived happily ever after.
921 01:25:32 In fact, I even got a "ghostcard" from her.
922 01:25:35 She's traveling the world and having a fabulous time.
923 01:25:41 As for me, I'm afraid I've got to hurry.
924 01:25:44 Tonight's our big "screamiere".
925 01:25:59 Hello.
926 01:26:03 Hello, hello.
927 01:26:05 Ah, the whole fan club is here.
928 01:26:09 Hello, baby-booby-bubby.
929 01:26:20 Uh-oh! I think my producers are trying to tell me something.
930 01:26:24 Well, what do you know!
931 01:26:26 I asked for final cut, and I got it.
932 01:26:33 Now that's "inter-tainment"!
933 01:31:45 Oh, still here, creeps?
934 01:31:48 What's the matter?
935 01:31:50 Didn't get your minimum deadly allowance of murder, madness and mayhem?
936 01:31:56 Then look out for my next motion picture.
937 01:31:59 "Dead Easy", coming very soon to a theater near you.