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1 00:01:42 Hola, ruya. Where to, mami?
2 00:01:44 44th, between 9th and 10th.
3 00:01:50 Here you go, buddy.
4 00:01:57 Feel the magic of the city that never sleeps.
5 00:02:01 From the lights of Broadway to the paths of Central Park.
6 00:02:06 Find your playground in New York--
7 00:02:11 All right.
8 00:02:24 God damn it.
9 00:02:31 Fuckin' asshole.
10 00:04:38 44th and 9th, huh?
11 00:04:41 Yep.
12 00:04:43 Midtown.
13 00:04:46 Good ol' Midtown.
14 00:04:54 You are my last fare of the night.
15 00:04:57 - Yeah? - Yeah.
16 00:04:59 I won?
17 00:05:01 You fuckin' won, sweetheart, you did.
18 00:05:04 What do I get for winning?
19 00:05:06 Anything you want.
20 00:05:17 Yeah.
21 00:05:19 I had a rough day of it.
22 00:05:23 Short trips, barely nothing extra.
23 00:05:26 This fuckin' business with the credit cards.
24 00:05:28 I mean, when it was cash, people throw you 10, 20, 50.
25 00:05:35 Fuckin' Monopoly money, right?
26 00:05:36 But you swipe that plastic, you got time to think.
27 00:05:40 Staring at all those little numbers,
28 00:05:43 before you know it,
29 00:05:46 I get fucked up the asshole.
30 00:05:50 These fuckin' apps, all of 'em.
31 00:05:53 Get a coffee, burger, soap, socks,
32 00:05:56 wine, water, weed, fuckin' Chinese takeout.
33 00:05:59 You can get all that shit and never reach for your purse.
34 00:06:02 Nah, not even for tip.
35 00:06:06 I mean, salt used to be money.
36 00:06:08 Motherfuckin' salt,
37 00:06:09 the same shit you sprinkle on your eggs.
38 00:06:12 You know, every morning you toss that cheap-ass shit on your eggs
39 00:06:16 with no idea that people used to die for it.
40 00:06:19 Tea, coffee, same thing.
41 00:06:22 All that shit you gloss over at the grocery store,
42 00:06:25 at one point in time,
43 00:06:27 humans fuckin' killed each other for it.
44 00:06:33 Bird's eye view of all that shit?
45 00:06:36 Over the years, you see money go from salt to gold to paper.
46 00:06:39 And now, money, it ain't nothing but an idea,
47 00:06:43 just little numbers on a screen.
48 00:06:45 Can't touch it, can't bury it,
49 00:06:46 can't put a little X that marks the spot.
50 00:06:50 Nah, you just tie it to a fuckin' butterfly
51 00:06:52 and send it up into that cloud up there.
52 00:06:55 But one of these days, I'm telling you,
53 00:06:58 that cloud's gonna open up and it's gonna pour acid rain
54 00:07:00 down all over our dumb faces.
55 00:07:08 Well, I got you covered.
56 00:07:10 Yeah?
57 00:07:11 My bag in the back should settle us.
58 00:07:13 How?
59 00:07:14 It's full of salt.
60 00:07:21 That's good. That's good.
61 00:07:24 For that, you can use a damn credit card, honey.
62 00:07:26 It is what it is at this point.
63 00:07:29 I mean, cabs, yellow cabs are like fuckin' Blockbuster.
64 00:07:32 You know?
65 00:07:36 Ten years' time, there ain't gonna be no yellow cab no more.
66 00:07:40 And all the other guys, the ones with the apps,
67 00:07:43 the ones that are, you know, taking over,
68 00:07:47 they're gonna be nothing but a blip on the screen
69 00:07:49 in a fuckin' blink of an eye, all said and done.
70 00:07:51 Yeah, you'll order up a car on your phone just like before.
71 00:07:56 But when you hop in,
72 00:07:57 it ain't gonna be no human behind the wheel,
73 00:07:59 I can tell you that.
74 00:08:00 You'll order up a car,
75 00:08:01 and that fuckin' car will drive itself
76 00:08:04 to wherever the fuck you want to go.
77 00:08:07 It won't speed, it won't stink, it won't make you sick.
78 00:08:10 Won't ever get lost.
79 00:08:14 Might even ask you how your day was.
80 00:08:19 - Fuckin' apps. - Fuckin' apps, man.
81 00:08:25 Want some radio?
82 00:08:29 Not really.
83 00:08:31 Yeah.
84 00:08:32 Okay.
85 00:08:46 It's nice you're not on your phone.
86 00:08:50 You don't have to keep talking to me or nothing but...
87 00:08:54 Just nice, you know?
88 00:08:59 To see a human not plugged in.
89 00:09:13 What's your name?
90 00:09:15 Why?
91 00:09:18 I just like to know people's names.
92 00:09:21 Fuck, you really are human.
93 00:09:23 That's sweet.
94 00:09:27 Clark.
95 00:09:31 - Clark. - You thought I'd say Vinny
96 00:09:32 or some shit.
97 00:09:35 - I don't know what I thought. - Nah, it's fine.
98 00:09:38 I mean, Clark. Clark...
99 00:09:40 ...has a house in the Hamptons,
100 00:09:43 he plays tennis, he goes to the opera and shit.
101 00:09:45 I'm never, ever going to be that guy.
102 00:09:48 What name would you choose if you could?
103 00:09:52 Vinny.
104 00:09:54 - Vinny. - Vinny. Classic.
105 00:09:57 Of course.
106 00:10:13 So you live here, right?
107 00:10:16 I do. - Yeah.
108 00:10:18 Your little outfit gave you away.
109 00:10:21 My little outfit?
110 00:10:23 It says a lot about you.
111 00:10:24 What does it say?
112 00:10:26 That you can handle yourself.
113 00:10:28 How could you possibly know that?
114 00:10:30 It ain't that difficult to read people.
115 00:10:32 I mean, you jumped in, business as usual,
116 00:10:35 you turned off that damn little screen back there
117 00:10:37 'cause you already know
118 00:10:38 what Broadway shows are fuckin' playing.
119 00:10:41 Didn't even think to reach for your seatbelt.
120 00:10:43 Why would you?
121 00:10:44 Had enough rides, in and out. Am I right?
122 00:10:49 What else?
123 00:10:50 You gave me cross streets
124 00:10:51 instead of some recited address from your phone.
125 00:10:54 I can tell you're not concerned with the meter,
126 00:10:56 'cause you already know JFK's a flat rate.
127 00:11:00 - Impressive. - Yeah.
128 00:11:01 I'm not claiming to be some Sherlock or nothing,
129 00:11:05 just a guy who pays attention.
130 00:11:08 You've had a long day, you're tired.
131 00:11:11 You wanna go home,
132 00:11:12 take a shower, sleep in your own bed,
133 00:11:15 and you got in line for a motherfuckin' taxi.
134 00:11:18 Now that's a New Yorker that pays attention.
135 00:11:21 Someone who knows what the fuck's going on.
136 00:11:26 And you're not afraid to look me in the eye.
137 00:11:35 Like I said,
138 00:11:38 you can handle yourself.
139 00:11:43 I like to think so.
140 00:13:12 Where are you flying in from?
141 00:13:15 Uh, Oklahoma.
142 00:13:17 What's in Oklahoma?
143 00:13:23 I grew up there.
144 00:14:30 What about your accent?
145 00:14:33 - Sorry, what? - Your accent.
146 00:14:36 - My accent? - Yeah.
147 00:14:37 Don't people from Oklahoma talk like this?
148 00:14:40 Oh.
149 00:14:42 Not all of us, apparently.
150 00:14:44 Where are you from? What part of the state?
151 00:14:47 Just a tiny little town.
152 00:14:49 What's the town?
153 00:14:50 - You've never heard of it. - What's the town?
154 00:14:55 Okay, so Oklahoma is shaped like a pan, right?
155 00:14:59 So if my arm is the panhandle...
156 00:15:02 Yeah?
157 00:15:03 Then I grew up here.
158 00:15:07 - The armpit. - Of Oklahoma.
159 00:15:11 What's it called?
160 00:15:14 - Gage. - Gage, Oklahoma.
161 00:15:18 You got it.
162 00:15:19 I, honest to God, would never have guessed Oklahoma.
163 00:15:21 What would you have guessed?
164 00:15:22 Not an armpit, I can tell you that.
165 00:15:28 How long you been in New York?
166 00:15:31 - Nine years in June. - No shit?
167 00:15:33 No shit.
168 00:15:35 One more year and I'll be official.
169 00:15:37 - What you do for work? - I'm a programmer.
170 00:15:39 - Computers? - Computers.
171 00:15:41 - No shit? - No shit.
172 00:15:44 Like ones and zeroes and that shit?
173 00:15:46 Like ones and zeroes and that shit.
174 00:15:49 Huh.
175 00:15:50 You thought I'd say something more girly, didn't you?
176 00:15:53 - Yeah. - Yeah.
177 00:15:55 Yeah, I thought, you know, wedding planner.
178 00:16:00 - Or fashion or something. - Fashion, hmm.
179 00:16:04 Not as many women code, I'll give you that.
180 00:16:06 Yeah, you drew a line in the sand,
181 00:16:08 lifted your leg and left your mark.
182 00:16:11 I don't mind squatting.
183 00:16:23 So what's the deal with the ones and zeroes?
184 00:16:24 Like?
185 00:16:27 They're like building blocks and whatnot.
186 00:16:29 Like when I look at my computer, I'm really looking
187 00:16:31 at a bunch of ones and zeroes and shit.
188 00:16:33 Yeah, something like that.
189 00:16:35 Well, tell me. I mean, I, honest to God, want to know.
190 00:16:38 Can't be a know-it-all if I don't know nothing.
191 00:16:40 Mmm.
192 00:16:42 Okay.
193 00:16:46 Basically...
194 00:16:51 ...so a computer uses electricity
195 00:16:54 to create on and off states
196 00:16:56 that can represent ones and zeroes.
197 00:16:59 One being on and zero being off.
198 00:17:03 But they more often represent
199 00:17:05 the idea of something being true or false.
200 00:17:09 Ones and zeroes mean true or false?
201 00:17:11 Well, not always.
202 00:17:13 They can also represent numbers and other things.
203 00:17:16 But much of what I do is testing
204 00:17:18 whether something is true or false,
205 00:17:21 and I've always used one to mean true and--
206 00:17:23 Zero to mean false.
207 00:17:25 - You got it. - Oh.
208 00:17:28 Everything in a computer,
209 00:17:29 the colors, images, music,
210 00:17:32 money, three-dimensional worlds,
211 00:17:37 all of it is...
212 00:17:38 Is represented by ones and zeroes.
213 00:17:42 True and false.
214 00:17:45 Correct.
215 00:17:46 It's basically
216 00:17:49 how everything you see operates.
217 00:17:53 Hmm.
218 00:17:59 I mean, it makes sense.
219 00:18:03 We all do that.
220 00:18:05 Lay down our bricks of ones and zeroes,
221 00:18:07 and build ourselves a fort.
222 00:18:14 And that shit, it starts young, right?
223 00:18:16 "You are stupid,
224 00:18:18 "true or false?"
225 00:18:20 "You are ugly, true or false?"
226 00:18:23 "Your mother loves you, true or false?"
227 00:18:27 And when you grow up, that shit don't stop.
228 00:18:29 I mean, "Climate change, true or false?"
229 00:18:31 "Jesus Christ, true or false?"
230 00:18:33 "You must wear pants today, true or false?"
231 00:18:38 And so it goes, on and on.
232 00:18:42 We all gotta choose our ones and zeroes
233 00:18:45 in whatever we decide, yeah?
234 00:18:48 That becomes the foundation from which we operate.
235 00:18:56 Or maybe I'm just talking bullshit.
236 00:19:02 Zero.
237 00:19:04 Hmmm.
238 00:19:09 You're a...
239 00:19:10 You're a surprising person,
240 00:19:14 - I must say. - Aw, shucks.
241 00:19:16 Very little surprises me these days.
242 00:19:19 - What about you? - What about me what?
243 00:19:22 - Where are you from? - Hell's Kitchen.
244 00:19:24 Or what used to be Hell's Kitchen,
245 00:19:26 not too far from where we're going.
246 00:19:28 What was it like when you were a kid?
247 00:19:30 Well, back in my day,
248 00:19:32 man, if hell really did have a kitchen,
249 00:19:35 that would've been it.
250 00:19:37 You know, you had junkies on every stoop,
251 00:19:40 hookers on every corner.
252 00:19:42 "Want a date? Want a date?"
253 00:19:45 It was fantastic.
254 00:19:47 You still live in Manhattan?
255 00:19:49 I own a place, Jackson Heights.
256 00:19:52 - It's a small house. - Still a house.
257 00:19:55 You better fuckin' believe it.
258 00:20:02 So, Clark lives in Queens?
259 00:20:04 No, no, no, no, no, no.
260 00:20:07 Vinny lives in Queens.
261 00:20:09 Clark, well, he's got a loft in Tribeca.
262 00:20:12 Right.
263 00:20:42 Oh, fuck. That ain't good.
264 00:20:46 Damn it.
265 00:20:48 Some kind of fender bender up there.
266 00:20:54 Sorry, sweetie, I hate this shit.
267 00:20:56 Not your fault.
268 00:20:57 Huh. Fuckin' know these roads like the back of my hand,
269 00:21:02 but still can't predict the weather.
270 00:21:05 It's the one thing those fuckin' apps have on me.
271 00:21:07 That's the one fuckin' thing.
272 00:21:09 - It's fine, really. - No, it's not fine.
273 00:21:11 It's not professional,
274 00:21:12 I should've been paying attention,
275 00:21:14 I could've gotten off back there.
276 00:21:15 Well...
277 00:21:17 - I'm on the flat rate. - Oh...
278 00:21:20 So...
279 00:21:22 Nah, I'm gonna meter your ass.
280 00:21:23 Nope. No, man.
281 00:21:26 I won. I won again.
282 00:21:28 You're leaving me in the dust over here.
283 00:21:31 Two to zero.
284 00:25:28 How long were you in Oklahoma?
285 00:25:32 Um...
286 00:25:34 Two weeks.
287 00:25:35 You're visiting family?
288 00:25:38 I have a half-sister.
289 00:26:04 What's she like? Your sister?
290 00:26:09 She's, um...
291 00:26:14 Honestly, she's kind of a bitch.
292 00:26:16 How's she a bitch? What'd she do?
293 00:26:19 You know, little things like...
294 00:26:24 She makes fun of my cankles.
295 00:26:27 - Your cankles? - I have thick ankles.
296 00:26:30 Nah, I don't believe that.
297 00:26:32 - It's true. - You're small.
298 00:26:34 I'm small, and I have thick ankles.
299 00:26:37 That's a thing?
300 00:26:38 It's a thing.
301 00:26:41 - Sounds cute. - Thank you.
302 00:26:45 It is cute.
303 00:26:48 I take it you and the bitch don't visit very often.
304 00:26:52 I hadn't seen her in years.
305 00:26:56 Huh. Why?
306 00:26:59 We just stopped talking.
307 00:27:02 We didn't get in a fight or anything, we just...
308 00:27:06 stopped talking.
309 00:27:09 Why now?
310 00:27:10 She tracked me down and asked me to visit,
311 00:27:12 and I, you know,
312 00:27:15 I didn't have a reason to say no.
313 00:27:17 We had a nice time.
314 00:27:19 I mean, she's a total fuckin' bitch,
315 00:27:23 but we laughed a lot, and...
316 00:27:26 We just drank a lot and laughed a lot.
317 00:27:28 Hmm.
318 00:27:30 She married?
319 00:27:31 - She has a girlfriend. - Nice.
320 00:27:36 Her name is Eagle.
321 00:27:39 Fuck me, is that Native American or something?
322 00:27:41 That's right.
323 00:27:42 Well, that's some cool-ass shit right there.
324 00:27:44 Hmm.
325 00:27:45 Yeah. They seem happy.
326 00:27:47 They live in a trailer, and they just got a parakeet.
327 00:27:52 Saving up to do some traveling next year. She's...
328 00:27:56 She's come a long way.
329 00:27:58 Is she older or younger?
330 00:28:00 She was 11 when I was born, so...
331 00:28:07 She was kind of like a mom growing up.
332 00:28:09 Hmmm.
333 00:28:10 But she was a fucked-up mom. Like, fucked-up.
334 00:28:14 She used to tie me up ankle to ankle, wrist to wrist,
335 00:28:18 and put me in the bathtub,
336 00:28:20 and lock me in the bathroom.
337 00:28:22 What?
338 00:28:24 Bathtub full?
339 00:28:25 Empty.
340 00:28:27 Why the fuck would she do that?
341 00:28:32 It was her way of helping me practice.
342 00:28:33 Practice what?
343 00:28:37 If I ever got kidnapped, I'd be able to escape.
344 00:28:40 That was her logic.
345 00:29:06 Did you like getting tied up?
346 00:29:13 I liked the challenge of getting free.
347 00:29:24 You got loose, didn't you?
348 00:29:28 You sat there in that cold tub,
349 00:29:31 that cold, empty tub,
350 00:29:34 and you wiggled yourself loose
351 00:29:37 every fuckin' time.
352 00:29:43 Kidnappers be damned.
353 00:29:46 Like I said, you can handle yourself.
354 00:29:51 Did you get a prize for getting loose?
355 00:29:53 Not really.
356 00:29:55 By the time I'd get free, she'd be at work or whatever.
357 00:29:58 - And where was Mom? - Mom was gone.
358 00:30:00 Where'd she go?
359 00:30:05 Mom went out for a pack of smokes
360 00:30:07 and never came back.
361 00:30:11 That's funny.
362 00:30:13 You're funny.
363 00:30:17 What are you? 25, 26?
364 00:30:18 Oh, no, no, no. I don't answer that question.
365 00:30:20 - Why the hell not? - Because it's bullshit.
366 00:30:23 Well, what, are you weird about your age or something?
367 00:30:26 The whole world is fuckin' weird about my age.
368 00:30:30 If I told you that I was 24 or 34,
369 00:30:36 your opinion of me would drastically change.
370 00:30:38 That's not true.
371 00:30:41 For women, it is true.
372 00:30:44 It is fuckin' true.
373 00:30:47 The moment we hit 30, our value is cut in half.
374 00:30:49 I mean, fine. Fuck it, it's true.
375 00:30:52 - It's fuckin' true. - It's fuckin' true.
376 00:30:54 But listen, you really do look 20-something,
377 00:30:56 but by the way you talk, all smart and shit,
378 00:30:59 you know, if I wasn't looking, I would guess you were 50, so.
379 00:31:05 So, why does it matter
380 00:31:06 how many times I've been around the sun?
381 00:31:08 Hell if I know.
382 00:31:12 I guess it's just my way of trying to understand.
383 00:31:17 Understand what?
384 00:31:18 Well, it is a bit confusing to meet some chick who looks 22,
385 00:31:20 but is clearly such a fuckin' rocket ship.
386 00:31:23 A rocket ship?
387 00:31:26 That's you.
388 00:31:29 - Yeah, that is me. - Yeah. Feel it, own it.
389 00:31:31 Oh, I feel it.
390 00:31:33 Gonna take over the whole wide world, no question.
391 00:31:35 I'll build a small empire
392 00:31:38 - and leave the rest. - Yeah.
393 00:31:39 You... You plan to share that empire with someone?
394 00:31:44 A boyfriend, a girlfriend or whatnot?
395 00:31:47 Mmm...
396 00:31:48 What? You need me to kick someone's ass?
397 00:31:50 No, it's okay.
398 00:31:52 What's their name?
399 00:31:54 His name doesn't matter.
400 00:31:57 He fuck up that bad?
401 00:31:59 Come on. I told you my name, tell me his.
402 00:32:03 I'd rather not say.
403 00:32:04 Oh, I see. I get it.
404 00:32:08 - You get what? - I get it, he's married.
405 00:32:19 Why do you think he's married?
406 00:32:20 You could've said his name, I would've never known.
407 00:32:23 I mean, there's not only one Bob or Sam or Jeff
408 00:32:25 in New York fuckin' City, no.
409 00:32:28 You're afraid to say his name because the guy's married,
410 00:32:30 or you're married, or someone's fuckin' married
411 00:32:33 and no one wants to say that shit out loud.
412 00:32:37 Gum?
413 00:32:40 Yes, please.
414 00:32:50 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
415 00:33:11 - He's married. - I know he's married!
416 00:33:13 I know people.
417 00:33:15 You don't drive a cab 20 years and not know people.
418 00:33:18 Word of advice,
419 00:33:19 and this is coming from a man married twice,
420 00:33:22 a lot of action on the side.
421 00:33:23 - You ready? - Mmm.
422 00:33:24 Don't ever say the word "love," all right? Just don't say it.
423 00:33:36 Oh, sweetheart...
424 00:33:40 ...you fuckin' said it, didn't you?
425 00:33:42 You did, you said the fuckin' L word.
426 00:33:45 God, honey!
427 00:33:46 That's fuckin' suicide in that world.
428 00:33:48 Didn't you know that?
429 00:33:49 He does not want to hear that from you.
430 00:33:51 He wants to hear it from his mother,
431 00:33:52 his wife, his kids,
432 00:33:53 but he does not want to hear that shit from you.
433 00:33:56 In the cognitive wheel that is his life,
434 00:33:59 that is not your function.
435 00:34:01 - What is my function? - Sex.
436 00:34:03 Sex. Touch me, lick me, suck me,
437 00:34:06 but do not love me. Don't you fuckin' love me.
438 00:34:08 No, no, no, no, no, no. That is not...
439 00:34:10 I'm not that...
440 00:34:14 I'm not that girl. Okay? I...
441 00:34:23 I just couldn't not say it anymore.
442 00:34:25 Oh.
443 00:34:28 Yeah, and what's he supposed to do? Love you back?
444 00:34:30 He's supposed to ride in on a big white horse
445 00:34:33 and whisk you away to some cliff in Greece?
446 00:34:35 Live out his days braiding your hair with wild flowers
447 00:34:38 and forget-me-nots? No fuckin' way.
448 00:34:41 He's not gonna be there
449 00:34:42 when your olive oil dries up, sweetheart.
450 00:34:44 You... You're not that important.
451 00:34:46 He knows that, I know that.
452 00:34:49 You... You just gotta catch up. It's all right.
453 00:34:53 Gotta change your ones to zeroes, sweetie.
454 00:34:55 I get it, it takes time.
455 00:34:57 Honest to God, my first wife was everything you'd ever want.
456 00:35:01 5'8", 115 pounds, tits out to here,
457 00:35:04 hair full of bleach and a head full of nothing.
458 00:35:07 Men love women that are dumb as shit.
459 00:35:10 They're fuckin' pigs in the bedroom.
460 00:35:12 Motherfuckin' pigs in the bedroom,
461 00:35:14 and we love that shit.
462 00:35:15 You think smart women can't--
463 00:35:16 Cannot reduce themselves to pigs in the bedroom?
464 00:35:19 That's right. Can't have it both ways, doesn't exist.
465 00:35:21 That's not true.
466 00:35:22 You're a smart girl.
467 00:35:23 Went to college, read a lot, talk politics,
468 00:35:26 - all that shit? - Yes.
469 00:35:28 You ever been a pig in the bedroom?
470 00:35:31 What is your definition of a pig?
471 00:35:33 See, dumb chicks can't... They don't need explaining,
472 00:35:35 they just do it.
473 00:35:38 That was my first wife.
474 00:35:40 Everything a guy could ask for.
475 00:35:44 Then she started gaining weight
476 00:35:47 and it made her feel bad about herself,
477 00:35:49 and she stops wanting to, you know.
478 00:35:53 Oink?
479 00:35:55 Do her wifely duty or whatnot.
480 00:35:57 Oh, yes, wifely duty.
481 00:35:58 And then, no time flat, honest to God,
482 00:36:00 I find myself a 19-year-old, put her up in an apartment,
483 00:36:04 paid for the whole damn thing.
484 00:36:06 Are you fuckin' kidding me?
485 00:36:07 Oh, yeah. Cute little thing.
486 00:36:09 Polish, long legs, fucked the shit out of her.
487 00:36:12 It was the best year of my life.
488 00:36:14 I would've kept her around longer, but...
489 00:36:18 Ah...
490 00:36:20 The L word.
491 00:36:22 Not your function.
492 00:36:24 You are there because their wives had kids and got fat
493 00:36:26 or their wives have a career or cancer or whatever the fuck.
494 00:36:30 But men don't want to hear that shit coming out of your mouth.
495 00:36:32 They barely want to hear you say a word at all.
496 00:36:34 Then why get married? Why don't men just stay single
497 00:36:36 so they can fuck whoever, whenever, wherever?
498 00:36:40 Whomever.
499 00:36:43 I'm sorry. Seriously?
500 00:36:48 Men,
501 00:36:52 we wanna look good for other men,
502 00:36:53 if that makes sense.
503 00:36:55 We want to have a fancy suit, big house, fast car.
504 00:36:58 He who dies with the most toys wins, yeah.
505 00:37:01 I was talking about the suit, the car, the house,
506 00:37:04 but it also includes the wife and the kids.
507 00:37:09 Toys.
508 00:37:10 Now, a lot of guys out there, maybe they did fall in love,
509 00:37:14 maybe they did really wanna get married and have kids,
510 00:37:16 and whatever the fuck. But deep down,
511 00:37:19 really being honest,
512 00:37:22 looking like a family man's more important than being one.
513 00:37:34 There are good men out there.
514 00:37:36 Yeah, but they are very few and very far...
515 00:37:39 More than you'd ever want to know.
516 00:37:48 - Women cheat too. - Different reasons.
517 00:37:51 Women want to feel sexy.
518 00:37:53 They want to feel sexy
519 00:37:55 because they want to feel wanted,
520 00:37:57 and they want to feel wanted
521 00:38:00 'cause they want to feel loved. And there it is.
522 00:38:03 The L word again.
523 00:38:04 This is such fuckin' bullshit.
524 00:38:08 I'm certain there are plenty of women out there
525 00:38:10 who can cheat just like a fuckin' man.
526 00:38:12 Sure. Sure, there are women out there
527 00:38:14 that just want to get fucked, no question.
528 00:38:16 But those women, they don't fuck any Joe Blow down the street.
529 00:38:20 Nah, they reserve their skills for men that have money.
530 00:38:23 Men who have power,
531 00:38:25 thus causing the whole world of men
532 00:38:27 to want money and power all the more.
533 00:38:29 The suit, the house, the car, we want those things.
534 00:38:33 We want those things
535 00:38:34 because we want those skilled women
536 00:38:36 to fuck us senseless like a man, no strings attached.
537 00:38:40 Therefore, you ladies,
538 00:38:43 fighting so hard to be our equal,
539 00:38:46 is actually, in essence,
540 00:38:49 still reducing most of you to nothing but toys.
541 00:38:53 So, the cycle continues.
542 00:38:57 I seriously fuckin' hate you right now.
543 00:39:01 This is everything that's wrong with the world.
544 00:39:04 Look, at the end of the day,
545 00:39:07 I do agree with you.
546 00:39:08 Man or woman, people are people.
547 00:39:11 - Thank you. - And people get lonely.
548 00:39:14 Don't matter the reason.
549 00:39:16 Humans just want a soft spot
550 00:39:18 to rest their heads for an hour even,
551 00:39:20 just a fuckin' hour to get outside of yourself.
552 00:39:23 But in your case, in your particular case...
553 00:39:27 - In my case, what? - You mean it.
554 00:39:29 You don't use the L word unless you mean it, do you?
555 00:39:35 Look, I know you're not that girl, all right?
556 00:39:38 I can tell.
557 00:39:39 It's not about having babies for you,
558 00:39:41 it's not about bullshit.
559 00:39:43 It's about being distracted
560 00:39:46 just long enough
561 00:39:48 that you can forget about whatever the fuck happened
562 00:39:52 in Gage, Oklahoma, all those years ago.
563 00:39:59 Then, one day, for whatever reason,
564 00:40:00 this guy grabs your attention.
565 00:40:03 Suddenly, you want things you never fuckin' wanted before.
566 00:40:06 - Am I right? - No.
567 00:40:09 Good news is, for you,
568 00:40:12 you'll know right away when it happens next time
569 00:40:14 'cause you'll know what the fuck is going on.
570 00:40:16 You won't be caught with your panties down
571 00:40:18 on the next round, sweetie.
572 00:40:20 Unless you want to be.
573 00:40:21 Please just don't use the word "panties,"
574 00:40:24 say like literally anything else.
575 00:40:26 - Pantaloons, underwears! - Great.
576 00:40:31 Regardless, it will happen again.
577 00:40:32 Yeah, you'll meet someone. You'll meet someone.
578 00:40:35 It doesn't matter where.
579 00:40:38 And the conversation
580 00:40:39 will start to go in a certain way,
581 00:40:41 men know how to do that,
582 00:40:42 steer the talk to see if there's interest.
583 00:40:45 When you met your fella, he was doing the same thing.
584 00:40:47 He was poking around to see if you had any candy to give.
585 00:40:51 And there you were, thinking how great this guy is,
586 00:40:55 and how nice he's listening,
587 00:40:56 and, aw, such a warm, perfect smile,
588 00:40:58 the warmth behind the eyes. Bullshit!
589 00:41:01 Bull-fuckin'-shit, sweetheart. It wasn't no accident.
590 00:41:04 He's done it before and he'll do it again.
591 00:41:06 Ain't nothing special about it.
592 00:41:11 And now...
593 00:41:16 I gotta piss like a fuckin' racehorse.
594 00:41:23 Whoa! No.
595 00:41:24 - Do not do that in here. - What am I supposed to do?
596 00:41:26 - Take it outside, man. - And get arrested?
597 00:41:28 Who the fuck's gonna arrest you? Come on, Hell's Kitchen.
598 00:41:31 Like you've never peed outside before.
599 00:41:35 Fuck.
600 00:41:42 Where the fuck do you think you're going?
601 00:43:31 He gave me his card.
602 00:43:34 What?
603 00:43:36 He... He gave me his card.
604 00:43:39 He didn't ask for my number or anything.
605 00:43:41 Yeah, yeah. There you go.
606 00:43:44 No, but that's my point.
607 00:43:47 He gave me his card and I emailed him,
608 00:43:50 - not the other way around. - Yeah, he's good.
609 00:43:52 I bet that man gives out a shit ton of cards wherever he goes.
610 00:43:56 I mean, it's... It's a numbers game.
611 00:43:58 You know, sometimes he gets the candy,
612 00:44:00 sometimes he doesn't, but you better believe
613 00:44:03 he's dishing out those cards like it's fuckin' ice cream.
614 00:44:06 And when you contacted him, sweetie...
615 00:44:10 ...you gave away your first piece of candy.
616 00:44:11 You can't blame the guy for wanting more.
617 00:44:15 You think about it.
618 00:44:17 His card,
619 00:44:18 it had a business email on it, right?
620 00:44:21 How long did it take him
621 00:44:23 to switch you over to something a little more private?
622 00:44:27 Blink of a fuckin' eye, am I right?
623 00:44:30 He wasn't looking for love, sweetheart.
624 00:44:33 He wasn't looking to replace his wife.
625 00:44:35 Who the hell wants to go to all that trouble?
626 00:44:37 No.
627 00:44:39 He's all set up just the way he wants to be.
628 00:44:43 He was just looking for another toy to play with,
629 00:44:46 and clearly, he found one.
630 00:44:51 For all your smarts, and all the time and effort
631 00:44:54 and everything you've clearly done
632 00:44:55 to make yourself a fuckin' fortress,
633 00:44:57 somehow you've found yourself back in that bathtub again.
634 00:45:05 Your hands and legs all tied up,
635 00:45:10 fighting so hard to get free.
636 00:45:20 One to two. I'm catching up.
637 00:45:23 - You done yet? - What?
638 00:45:26 You've said very little in a very long time,
639 00:45:29 - that I don't already know. - So?
640 00:45:33 So, go fuck yourself.
641 00:45:45 Listen, I run my mouth sometimes, that's my problem.
642 00:45:48 I... I just like to push buttons.
643 00:45:52 Stuff like this is...
644 00:45:55 It's just something people don't wanna talk about.
645 00:45:56 Who the fuck wants to talk about this shit?
646 00:45:59 No one. Look...
647 00:46:01 Look, you are a wonderful person.
648 00:46:04 A human.
649 00:46:05 You ask me about my name and shit,
650 00:46:08 and you got a good heart. I can see that,
651 00:46:10 which is why I just gotta tell you, you know,
652 00:46:14 you're better off walking away.
653 00:46:17 I'm not saying that because I think I'm smarter than you.
654 00:46:19 I'm saying it 'cause...
655 00:46:22 I used to be that guy, doing what your guy's doing.
656 00:46:27 And I'm looking at your face like that, all sad and shit.
657 00:46:34 That's why I don't go for the full candy no more.
658 00:46:37 You know, I take a blowjob on the side
659 00:46:39 every now and then but...
660 00:46:42 Some of you girls, you grow a conscience in the morning,
661 00:46:46 and I just can't deal with that, I'm too old.
662 00:46:53 Your guy young or old?
663 00:46:56 - Old. - How old?
664 00:47:00 Old.
665 00:47:01 Like what? Like daddy type shit?
666 00:47:04 He could be my father, yeah.
667 00:47:06 So I'm guessing you don't have a daddy, right?
668 00:47:09 - I mean I do, but-- - No, but you don't have a daddy,
669 00:47:12 and you wanted him to be your daddy. Am I right?
670 00:47:18 You ever call him Daddy?
671 00:47:29 - Two to two. - We're tied.
672 00:47:31 We are tied.
673 00:47:33 - Oh, you call him Daddy. - I do.
674 00:47:35 - That's hot. - It's fucked up.
675 00:47:37 There's nothing fucked up about that.
676 00:47:39 I don't know psychology very well,
677 00:47:41 but I know it don't take rocket science to figure out
678 00:47:43 that there's a little girl inside you.
679 00:47:46 The one you used to be, she didn't go anywhere.
680 00:47:50 And that little girl, she didn't have a daddy,
681 00:47:52 but she still needs a fuckin' daddy, right?
682 00:47:55 So, you meet this guy
683 00:47:57 with his bald head and his liver spots,
684 00:47:59 and whatever the hell he's got going on.
685 00:48:02 Would make most girls your age want to puke, but not you.
686 00:48:06 Because he's everything you missed out there
687 00:48:08 back in the day.
688 00:48:09 He's all the things your friends had
689 00:48:11 that you didn't fuckin' have.
690 00:48:14 And the little girl inside,
691 00:48:15 she just wants her daddy to hold her.
692 00:48:18 Tell her nice things and tell her bedtime stories.
693 00:48:21 But the grown woman on the outside?
694 00:48:25 Well, she wants a different kind of bedtime story,
695 00:48:28 if you catch my drift.
696 00:48:31 Put the two together,
697 00:48:33 and that guy has a chance of having something
698 00:48:36 he never would've touched otherwise.
699 00:48:41 Me.
700 00:48:53 You.
701 00:48:55 He's a lucky son of a bitch to have gotten your candy,
702 00:48:57 if you don't mind my saying.
703 00:49:02 - He got kids? - He does.
704 00:49:04 - How many? - Three.
705 00:49:06 Shit. How old?
706 00:49:08 - Young. - His wife young?
707 00:49:11 No, I think they just waited.
708 00:49:12 - Have you met her? - No.
709 00:49:15 - You seen her? - No.
710 00:49:16 But you've seen pictures.
711 00:49:18 Come on. This day and age,
712 00:49:19 you wanna find a picture, you can find a fuckin' picture.
713 00:49:24 Why do you care?
714 00:49:25 Huh?
715 00:49:28 I... I guess, to be honest,
716 00:49:30 I drive around in this beast all day,
717 00:49:33 you got time to do nothing but think, you know?
718 00:49:36 When you think too much, you ask too many questions.
719 00:49:40 Nothing special about it.
720 00:49:43 But hey, it... It ain't all for nothing.
721 00:49:45 I mean, who else are you gonna talk to about this shit?
722 00:49:47 Not like you're ever gonna see me again.
723 00:49:55 I...
724 00:49:57 I found one picture of her.
725 00:49:58 Mmm-hmm.
726 00:50:00 They're pretty private.
727 00:50:02 They both in the picture?
728 00:50:06 They're at some...
729 00:50:10 Some corporate thing, like an award thing.
730 00:50:12 Mmm-hmm.
731 00:50:13 And what are they doing, in the picture?
732 00:50:17 They're just smiling.
733 00:50:20 They're sitting next to each other and they're just...
734 00:50:25 - smiling at the camera. - And?
735 00:50:29 And they just look normal.
736 00:50:34 They just look normal.
737 00:50:38 - He win the award? - He did.
738 00:50:41 Hmmm. What is he, some kind of big shot?
739 00:50:44 - Somebody I'd recognize? - Oh, yeah.
740 00:50:46 Uh-huh.
741 00:50:48 And how old is she? The wife?
742 00:50:52 Late 40's, I'd say.
743 00:50:54 She's pretty?
744 00:50:56 She looks really sweet.
745 00:50:59 So she's not pretty.
746 00:51:02 She's lovely.
747 00:51:06 She has this huge smile.
748 00:51:08 Like a really...
749 00:51:11 Like a really happy smile.
750 00:51:22 I looked at that picture for a really long time,
751 00:51:26 and I had this really strange feeling that maybe...
752 00:51:37 That she and I could have been friends.
753 00:51:40 Maybe.
754 00:51:42 Hmmm.
755 00:51:43 Another time, another place, maybe.
756 00:51:49 - You ever meet the kids? - God, no.
757 00:51:53 Seen pictures?
758 00:51:55 He shows me pictures.
759 00:51:58 Fuck, like, on his phone?
760 00:51:59 Yeah. Videos, too.
761 00:52:01 Fuck. I mean, that's some trust.
762 00:52:03 I mean, that's some fucking trust right there.
763 00:52:08 Well.
764 00:52:11 What?
765 00:52:14 You did it.
766 00:52:17 What'd I do?
767 00:52:18 I don't know. But you did something.
768 00:52:21 I mean, he let you in.
769 00:52:22 That's as far as anyone in your position could ever go.
770 00:52:26 What am I supposed to do with that?
771 00:52:29 Look, it don't change anything,
772 00:52:32 but it is a compliment.
773 00:52:34 Kids cute?
774 00:52:36 They're adorable.
775 00:52:37 Boys, girls?
776 00:52:40 - Twin boys and a girl. - Hmm.
777 00:52:45 He showed me this video of his daughter dancing.
778 00:52:49 She's just three years old,
779 00:52:51 and she's wearing this, like, red cape,
780 00:52:53 like a princess cape or something,
781 00:52:55 and she's just twirling and twirling and twirling.
782 00:52:57 Dancing for her daddy.
783 00:53:00 That's sweet.
784 00:53:03 You ever dance for your daddy?
785 00:53:05 I mean, your real daddy when you were a kid.
786 00:53:09 No.
787 00:53:21 I did have a cape though.
788 00:53:25 I had a long purple cape,
789 00:53:30 and it made me think I could fly.
790 00:53:34 Cape wasn't lying.
791 00:53:37 You can fly just fine.
792 00:53:43 So, what about the twins? What do they do?
793 00:53:45 They seem like good kids.
794 00:53:47 And you get the feeling you could have been friends,
795 00:53:50 with the kids, another time, another place.
796 00:53:58 Yeah, well,
797 00:54:01 he can pretend to be your daddy,
798 00:54:02 but he's gotta be their real daddy, so,
799 00:54:06 you get why you ain't going to Greece.
800 00:54:12 Here we go.
801 00:54:39 Shit, that ain't no fender bender.
802 00:59:16 Eleven years.
803 00:59:18 Big difference.
804 00:59:21 Your sister being that much older.
805 00:59:30 Yeah.
806 00:59:32 She was only 17 when we both left home.
807 00:59:37 I was six.
808 00:59:39 You run away?
809 00:59:40 I went to live with her.
810 00:59:43 I mean, I can't imagine
811 00:59:45 any Oklahoma judge saying that was all right.
812 00:59:47 No, no.
813 00:59:49 No one said it was all right, but that's what happened.
814 00:59:55 You lived in the armpit with your sister?
815 00:59:58 We moved, actually, to Woodward.
816 01:00:02 Like 20 minutes away,
817 01:00:05 into her boyfriend's house.
818 01:00:07 Boyfriend?
819 01:00:09 She had boyfriends back then.
820 01:00:11 Huh.
821 01:00:14 Why did you go to live with your sister?
822 01:00:25 Did your daddy do something?
823 01:00:26 Something he shouldn't have done?
824 01:00:31 No, it was never like that.
825 01:00:33 What was it like?
826 01:00:39 Well, he...
827 01:00:46 He actually never touched me.
828 01:00:50 I mean, not one hug? Not one?
829 01:00:53 Didn't have to be a hug.
830 01:00:55 You know, a pat on the back would've been nice,
831 01:00:58 a fuckin' high five.
832 01:01:04 But I remember the day we left,
833 01:01:06 my sister jumped in her car,
834 01:01:08 and my dad was sitting on the front porch.
835 01:01:12 And before I left, I turned and I looked at him,
836 01:01:18 and he looked at me, and...
837 01:01:22 And he got up, and he walked over to me
838 01:01:24 and he reached out and...
839 01:01:29 And he shook my hand.
840 01:01:37 I had never shaken anyone's hand before.
841 01:01:42 I was six.
842 01:01:44 I was just little, you know? But I knew what it meant.
843 01:01:51 What did he look like? Your pop?
844 01:01:54 Oh, he was a cowboy.
845 01:01:56 Never met a cowboy before.
846 01:02:00 Gotta put that on my list.
847 01:02:03 You know, before I die.
848 01:02:04 Number 22, meet a motherfuckin' cowboy.
849 01:02:08 What else is on your list?
850 01:02:11 You know, I've already done most of it.
851 01:02:15 Like what?
852 01:02:17 Like...
853 01:02:19 I learned to scuba dive last year.
854 01:02:23 Took a trip to Nassau, sat on the edge of a boat.
855 01:02:27 And, you know, they make you fall backward, right?
856 01:02:30 So, you fall back in the water,
857 01:02:32 and you start to let the wind out of your sails,
858 01:02:34 and you go down, down, down.
859 01:02:37 I mean, I didn't go too far,
860 01:02:39 I don't have the training for that,
861 01:02:41 crazy stuff like shipwrecks or whatnot.
862 01:02:47 Saw a blue whale even, yeah.
863 01:02:49 Big-ass whale passed right by us.
864 01:02:51 I mean, it was just swimming along like it was nothing.
865 01:02:57 Fuckin' poetry, that shit.
866 01:03:00 - Wow. - Yeah. Big fuckin' wow.
867 01:03:05 But I don't know if I'll do it again.
868 01:03:10 Why not?
869 01:03:12 It takes a lot of guts to breathe underwater.
870 01:03:16 That's the biggest challenge, just telling your...
871 01:03:19 Allowing your body
872 01:03:20 to do this thing it wasn't meant to do, you know?
873 01:03:24 I wasn't afraid to see a shark,
874 01:03:26 I wasn't afraid to be alone. Mostly just...
875 01:03:33 ...afraid of breathing.
876 01:03:37 I mean, that's pretty scary shit when you're afraid to breathe.
877 01:03:49 I always liked sharks.
878 01:03:52 Did you see one?
879 01:03:56 No.
880 01:03:58 But I always tell everyone I did. You know?
881 01:04:01 Great white shark, 13 feet long,
882 01:04:04 two, three tons, just swimming around me, looking for lunch.
883 01:04:08 Until I look him straight in the eye,
884 01:04:09 give him the middle finger,
885 01:04:11 and that shark swims the fuck away
886 01:04:12 'cause he knows what's going on.
887 01:04:13 Oh, wow. That's your story?
888 01:04:16 Yeah, I fuckin' love that story.
889 01:04:19 What's on your list that you haven't done?
890 01:04:23 I do want to go to Japan one day.
891 01:04:25 Heard a lot about it.
892 01:04:26 Heard about how they got these...
893 01:04:30 These vending machines
894 01:04:34 with used bloomers in 'em.
895 01:04:38 - Bloomers? - Panties!
896 01:04:39 Oh, come on, man! We've been over this.
897 01:04:41 Well, I tried to call 'em something else,
898 01:04:43 you didn't know what the fuck I was talkin' about.
899 01:04:44 They got used panties!
900 01:04:46 Oh, God, no. - Panties.
901 01:04:48 - Panties in vending machines. - No.
902 01:04:50 - Oh, my God. - That's what I heard.
903 01:04:53 I gotta see that shit.
904 01:04:54 They can't really be used.
905 01:04:56 I don't give a fuck either way,
906 01:04:57 it'll be mind over matter on that one.
907 01:05:02 What about you?
908 01:05:03 Huh?
909 01:05:04 What's on your list?
910 01:05:08 I don't know.
911 01:05:09 Come on, talk to me.
912 01:05:16 Well, I have always wanted to learn how to swing dance.
913 01:05:19 - Yeah? - Yeah.
914 01:05:22 Like get tossed around and stuff.
915 01:05:25 It looks like a lot of fun. I think I'd be good at it.
916 01:05:27 I bet you would.
917 01:05:30 And I wanna be one of those
918 01:05:31 freaky bird-watchers in Central Park,
919 01:05:34 who just knows everything about all the birds.
920 01:05:39 Someone who can recognize their calls.
921 01:05:43 I just wanna be a bird lady.
922 01:05:46 What else?
923 01:05:49 I have been...
924 01:05:51 I've been thinking about having a little...
925 01:05:54 Like a little herb garden in my window.
926 01:05:57 You know, just basil and stuff.
927 01:06:02 Try to remember to use it when I'm cooking,
928 01:06:06 which isn't very often.
929 01:06:09 But I like the idea of it being there.
930 01:06:12 What else?
931 01:06:13 I wanna habla español perfectamente.
932 01:06:17 And I want to go to Oaxaca during Noche de Rábanos,
933 01:06:21 and I want to eat all the things.
934 01:06:24 Like the ants, and, you know, the crickets.
935 01:06:28 And, yes,
936 01:06:29 I do wanna stand at the edge of a fuckin' cliff in Greece,
937 01:06:35 and dive off that motherfucker.
938 01:06:37 What else?
939 01:06:38 What do you mean what else? I just told you so much.
940 01:06:41 What, it's time for me to ante up?
941 01:06:42 Yeah, damn straight.
942 01:06:44 How many chips you got on the table?
943 01:06:45 Two. We're tied, remember?
944 01:06:47 - Two to two. - And you raise me one.
945 01:06:49 And it better be a good one.
946 01:06:51 I'll give you a good one, and you'll match me?
947 01:06:52 I'm not gonna let you win, that's for damn sure.
948 01:06:54 All right, all right. I can hang.
949 01:07:00 And it's gotta be something personal, okay?
950 01:07:02 Not one of, like, your little anecdotes.
951 01:07:07 Well, fuck, I don't know.
952 01:07:10 Um... Hmm.
953 01:07:12 Like...
954 01:07:16 How'd you meet your wife?
955 01:07:20 Which one?
956 01:07:21 The first one.
957 01:07:27 She threw up in my cab.
958 01:07:30 Classy.
959 01:07:31 Yeah, she was clubbing.
960 01:07:33 You know, she was, like, with her girlfriends,
961 01:07:36 ladies' night or some shit.
962 01:07:39 And they were all in these tight dresses and high heels,
963 01:07:43 and they smelled like booze and sweat,
964 01:07:48 and flowers.
965 01:07:49 And I was in heaven.
966 01:07:50 All these pretty ladies jammed in my cab,
967 01:07:53 sitting on each other's laps, talking so loud,
968 01:07:55 laughing, screaming out the window.
969 01:07:58 And I gotta tell you, I gotta be honest.
970 01:08:01 My cock was so fuckin' hard,
971 01:08:03 it was just pounding in my panties
972 01:08:05 - because... - Oh, my God.
973 01:08:07 God, the odds were, I was gonna get lucky that night.
974 01:08:09 If I didn't get lucky, at least I'd get enough good material
975 01:08:12 to rub one out at the end of the night. You know what I mean?
976 01:08:14 Mmm.
977 01:08:15 And then outta nowhere,
978 01:08:18 Blondie doubles over in the back,
979 01:08:20 empties her stomach.
980 01:08:21 Which wasn't holding that much, I'm thankful to report.
981 01:08:25 And what happened?
982 01:08:26 There's not much you can do, you know?
983 01:08:28 Drop 'em off and get back to the garage,
984 01:08:30 hose down the cab.
985 01:08:32 And there it was, right there.
986 01:08:37 Her purse.
987 01:08:38 Hmm.
988 01:08:39 So, next day she calls the company,
989 01:08:41 and me being the gentleman that I am,
990 01:08:44 I offer to bring it out there myself.
991 01:08:48 And I didn't have to jerk off after paying her a visit,
992 01:08:53 I can tell you that.
993 01:08:58 Yeah.
994 01:09:06 Why did you marry her?
995 01:09:13 She was a doll.
996 01:09:18 Dumb as shit. But still, she was...
997 01:09:22 She was a sweetheart.
998 01:09:26 I used to play pranks on her, you know?
999 01:09:29 Hide behind the couch, then jump out.
1000 01:09:31 Or... Or, you know, putting sugar in the salt shaker,
1001 01:09:35 just dumb shit like that.
1002 01:09:37 And she always laughed about it, you know?
1003 01:09:41 She'd choose to laugh about it.
1004 01:09:42 Like, when something happens,
1005 01:09:46 and you got a choice,
1006 01:09:49 that choice to get pissed off
1007 01:09:53 or to laugh it off,
1008 01:09:55 she'd laugh.
1009 01:09:57 She'd choose to laugh every time.
1010 01:10:00 Did she ever get you?
1011 01:10:01 What? A prank?
1012 01:10:02 Mmm-hmm.
1013 01:10:04 She did one time.
1014 01:10:06 She poured cold water all over me
1015 01:10:08 when I was in the shower.
1016 01:10:10 Like a bucket of ice water, Niagara Falls.
1017 01:10:14 And I had that same choice, you know?
1018 01:10:16 Either to get pissed or to laugh it off.
1019 01:10:20 And what did you choose?
1020 01:10:21 I laughed my fuckin' ass off.
1021 01:10:24 Chased her around the house in my birthday suit,
1022 01:10:26 she's screaming like a little girl and everything,
1023 01:10:29 like we were playing tag and shit.
1024 01:10:32 Finally caught her in the kitchen.
1025 01:10:37 That was a good day.
1026 01:10:40 I bet she's a lot smarter than you give her credit for.
1027 01:10:48 Do you miss her?
1028 01:10:59 I do sometimes. Yeah.
1029 01:11:04 She was like a summer day, you know?
1030 01:11:06 Not too complicated, just, you know,
1031 01:11:08 beer and a bag of chips, and we were set.
1032 01:11:14 Three to two. You gonna match me or what?
1033 01:11:19 I mean, that last one's a tough act to follow.
1034 01:11:22 - Yeah, you surprised me there. - I surprised myself,
1035 01:11:24 - I don't talk about my shit. - You think I talk about my shit?
1036 01:11:27 Well, there you go. That's what's on the table.
1037 01:11:29 Let's talk about the shit, let's talk about all the shit.
1038 01:11:32 - Okay. All right. - All right.
1039 01:11:34 - All right. - All right.
1040 01:11:37 I'll think of something juicy.
1041 01:11:40 Easy.
1042 01:11:42 Make it about your daddy.
1043 01:11:46 Which one?
1044 01:11:48 You pick.
1045 01:11:49 Fuck.
1046 01:11:52 Come on.
1047 01:11:53 There's gotta be at least one more thing you haven't told me.
1048 01:11:56 Something you're just dying to say out loud.
1049 01:12:01 Take your time.
1050 01:12:05 Not like I'm going nowhere.
1051 01:17:07 Got a few more minutes if you still wanna play for the win.
1052 01:17:16 What's left?
1053 01:17:18 What have you not told me about?
1054 01:17:22 Last night, my sister and I, we...
1055 01:17:27 We got drunk.
1056 01:17:29 We got really drunk,
1057 01:17:30 and we were sitting outside her trailer.
1058 01:17:34 And she has these little...
1059 01:17:37 Um...
1060 01:17:38 These little chili pepper lights, like...
1061 01:17:43 Christmas lights or something, you know?
1062 01:17:46 Just draped around,
1063 01:17:48 and we sat in these old beach chairs,
1064 01:17:51 and just drank and drank.
1065 01:17:54 What about Eagle?
1066 01:17:57 Eagle was around,
1067 01:17:58 she was grilling up some burgers.
1068 01:18:02 You talk about the bathtub?
1069 01:18:05 We did. I brought it up, and she just laughed.
1070 01:18:11 She laughed so hard she cried.
1071 01:18:14 She didn't apologize or anything, it was amazing.
1072 01:18:19 What else did you talk about?
1073 01:18:21 We talked about just everything,
1074 01:18:23 like the perms our mom used to give us,
1075 01:18:26 sitting on a stool in the... In the kitchen
1076 01:18:29 with this, like, old pink towel draped over our shoulders,
1077 01:18:34 and you know, that smell, that horrible perm smell
1078 01:18:37 that just sticks around for days.
1079 01:18:40 And we start talking about that day,
1080 01:18:43 the day she took me away.
1081 01:18:46 And I told my side of the story, and then...
1082 01:18:50 And then she told her side.
1083 01:18:54 What did she tell you?
1084 01:18:56 She said that our dad was on the porch that day.
1085 01:19:00 And...
1086 01:19:04 That we passed him as we walked to the car.
1087 01:19:10 And then she said that she got in the car,
1088 01:19:17 and then I got in the car,
1089 01:19:21 and we just drove away.
1090 01:19:24 She said, "He didn't shake your hand that day."
1091 01:19:29 But when I think back on it, it doesn't make any sense.
1092 01:19:34 Because I remember it so clearly.
1093 01:19:37 Even I remember the feel of his hand.
1094 01:19:42 I remember thinking it felt like sandpaper.
1095 01:19:46 So, which of you is right?
1096 01:19:50 You or your sister?
1097 01:19:52 I don't know.
1098 01:19:55 But...
1099 01:19:58 If that memory isn't real,
1100 01:20:03 the moment my father finally touched me,
1101 01:20:11 then I don't know what is, man.
1102 01:20:18 Ones and zeroes.
1103 01:20:21 Yeah, ones and zeroes.
1104 01:20:23 I got a story kinda like that.
1105 01:20:28 About my pop.
1106 01:20:31 That moment where
1107 01:20:34 everything comes into focus.
1108 01:20:39 And then...
1109 01:20:42 goes out again.
1110 01:20:48 But that's a story for another cab ride.
1111 01:20:54 We're tied again.
1112 01:20:57 - Three to three. - Three to three.
1113 01:21:01 Nice.
1114 01:21:29 We did a rain dance last night.
1115 01:21:32 The three of us, just drunk.
1116 01:21:37 But Eagle, Eagle showed us how.
1117 01:21:40 Mmm-hmm.
1118 01:21:41 Did it rain?
1119 01:21:46 Well, that's the thing.
1120 01:21:57 Two weeks ago, when I flew to Oklahoma...
1121 01:22:08 I was pregnant.
1122 01:22:16 What'd your daddy have to say about that?
1123 01:22:22 I never told him.
1124 01:22:28 I never...
1125 01:22:31 I never told anyone.
1126 01:22:38 Did you get rid of the baby?
1127 01:22:45 It got rid of me.
1128 01:22:51 The first day in Oklahoma, I started bleeding,
1129 01:22:55 and my sister didn't know.
1130 01:22:57 I... I just told her I was having a bad period,
1131 01:23:00 like a really bad period, like...
1132 01:23:03 She let me sleep a lot,
1133 01:23:04 and gave me a heating pad and some ice cream, and...
1134 01:23:11 But then, after seven days,
1135 01:23:14 when I kept bleeding,
1136 01:23:17 I had to hide the tampons...
1137 01:23:19 ...and pretend it was just a...
1138 01:23:23 a normal period, that it ended.
1139 01:23:29 I had to get up and go out and meet her friends, and...
1140 01:23:33 Just feeling like...
1141 01:23:44 Like trash.
1142 01:24:00 I wasn't gonna keep it.
1143 01:24:06 I had made up my mind, I wasn't gonna keep it,
1144 01:24:10 and I wasn't gonna tell anyone.
1145 01:24:18 But then...
1146 01:24:24 But then when it happened...
1147 01:24:28 When it just...
1148 01:24:32 It just happened on its own,
1149 01:24:36 I was...
1150 01:24:40 I was so...
1151 01:24:45 relieved.
1152 01:24:49 I had never been more relieved in my whole life.
1153 01:24:58 And then last night...
1154 01:25:06 ...when we were dancing,
1155 01:25:09 in my mind,
1156 01:25:14 I really did, I just begged the sky to rain down on me.
1157 01:25:20 To just clean me.
1158 01:25:28 To wash it all away.
1159 01:25:36 The whole fucking thing.
1160 01:25:40 I asked the sky to just...
1161 01:25:43 ...take it from me.
1162 01:25:54 And then this morning, I woke up...
1163 01:26:05 ...and I wasn't bleeding anymore.
1164 01:26:09 It had stopped after two weeks.
1165 01:26:19 Rain dance worked.
1166 01:26:34 Four to three.
1167 01:26:35 Shit. I fold.
1168 01:26:40 I win?
1169 01:26:41 Can't beat that, that's for sure.
1170 01:26:48 Fuck.
1171 01:26:49 God damn.
1172 01:28:09 I don't have any cash.
1173 01:28:12 - I'm sorry. - No one ever does.
1174 01:28:14 I'm sorry. I'm gonna leave you a big tip though.
1175 01:28:17 Yeah, my advice don't come for free.
1176 01:28:21 You gonna need a receipt?
1177 01:28:22 No, I'm good.
1178 01:29:08 So...
1179 01:29:11 So...
1180 01:29:19 You gonna be all right?
1181 01:29:27 I don't know.
1182 01:29:31 Your brain,
1183 01:29:34 it's a little confused right now.
1184 01:29:37 It's in panic 'cause...
1185 01:29:40 you ain't used to breathing underwater,
1186 01:29:43 and it's telling you you're in way over your head.
1187 01:29:46 "This is it, no way out. Done, end of story."
1188 01:29:53 You just keep breathing.
1189 01:29:55 No matter how far down you go,
1190 01:29:59 you keep breathing.
1191 01:30:02 You're gonna be all right.
1192 01:30:05 Someone like you...
1193 01:30:11 You are not a shipwreck.
1194 01:30:14 You're gonna swim back up.
1195 01:30:17 Swim back up to all that light and life and colors
1196 01:30:21 you are.
1197 01:30:33 You might even see a blue whale.
1198 01:30:39 I hope so.
1199 01:31:07 Thank you.
1200 01:31:10 You're most welcome.
1201 01:31:23 You have a good night.
1202 01:31:26 You, too.
1203 01:31:47 Mikey.
1204 01:31:49 What?
1205 01:31:53 I just always felt more like a Mikey,
1206 01:31:55 not like a Vinny, not a Clark.
1207 01:31:58 If it were up to me,
1208 01:32:01 I'd choose Mikey.
1209 01:32:23 Good night, Mikey.
