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1 00:00:45 Most of the time, it's like-- I don't know.
2 00:00:48 It's like there's this thick, black cloud covering everything.
3 00:00:54 Like we see the world,
4 00:00:55 but we don't really see the world, you know?
5 00:01:00 We're all just stumbling around.
6 00:01:02 Directionless. No sense of meaning. No sense of purpose.
7 00:01:08 I know that might sound super depressing, but honestly, I think it's a good thing.
8 00:01:15 Because it makes us appreciate the other times.
9 00:01:20 Those brief, transcendent moments when the lights flicker on,
10 00:01:23 the black cloud parts, and you see the world for what it really is.
11 00:01:32 And suddenly there's meaning.
12 00:01:35 Suddenly there's purpose.
13 00:01:44 So, uh, do you--
14 00:01:46 Oh, shit. Shit. Shit, shit, shit.
15 00:01:49 Shit.
16 00:01:58 If you're lucky, you'll experience this once in your lifetime.
17 00:02:01 Goddamn, that was…
18 00:02:04 -That was smooth. -Yeah.
19 00:02:05 For me…
20 00:02:06 So smooth.
21 00:02:07 …it happened twice.
22 00:02:10 The first was the day I met Josh.
23 00:02:12 Uh, I'm Josh.
24 00:02:14 I'm Iris.
25 00:02:17 And the second…
26 00:02:20 the day I killed him.
27 00:02:34 Iris, wake up.
28 00:02:41 Hey, sleepyhead.
29 00:02:44 How long was I out?
30 00:02:47 Uh, for a while.
31 00:02:48 Yeah, you were zonked out there pretty good.
32 00:02:51 I was having the most wonderful dream.
33 00:02:54 Oh, yeah? About me?
34 00:02:56 Well, that is very presumptuous, but…
35 00:03:00 - Yeah. yes. - Yes. Knew it.
36 00:03:03 Was it sexy times?
37 00:03:04 No, you deviant.
38 00:03:06 -Little bit of sexy times? -No, I was--
39 00:03:07 -Was my shirt off? -No, I was dreaming about the day we met.
40 00:03:12 It was all so perfect.
41 00:03:14 Remember how perfect it all was?
42 00:03:16 Yeah, no. No, how could I forget?
43 00:03:19 The supermarket, the oranges.
44 00:03:28 What road is this? It's not showing up on the GPS.
45 00:03:31 I don't think this is the road. Think this might be the driveway.
46 00:04:05 You have arrived at your destination.
47 00:04:08 Thank you, Josh's car.
48 00:04:12 Thank you, car.
49 00:04:14 Pop the trunk.
50 00:04:15 Popping trunk.
51 00:04:18 Fuck me.
52 00:04:21 Kat called this place a "little rustic cabin in the woods."
53 00:04:24 I think we might have differing opinions on the meaning of the word "cabin."
54 00:04:28 Also "rustic."
55 00:04:31 Also "little."
56 00:04:39 What?
57 00:04:42 Iris. Come on. You know you can't lie to me.
58 00:04:45 Tell me what's wrong.
59 00:04:46 I'm gonna do something stupid. I'm gonna say something stupid.
60 00:04:49 I'm gonna embarrass you. They're gonna laugh at me.
61 00:04:51 They're gonna hate me. They already hate me.
62 00:04:53 Jesus Christ, Iris.
63 00:04:54 We've been planning this trip for months, and this is all just coming out now?
64 00:04:58 Like 20 feet from the fucking door?
65 00:05:02 Look, look. Hey.
66 00:05:04 My friends don't hate you.
67 00:05:06 Kat does.
68 00:05:07 Yeah, m-maybe, but Kat hates everybody.
69 00:05:10 I just don't wanna screw everything up.
70 00:05:12 Come on, Beep-Boop. You're not gonna screw everything up.
71 00:05:15 Just relax, you know?
72 00:05:18 Don't be all mopey and weird.
73 00:05:20 Just remember to-- remember to smile and act happy.
74 00:05:25 Okay?
75 00:05:30 Yay! You made it. Fucking finally.
76 00:05:33 Okay, so when you said remote,
77 00:05:35 I thought you meant, like, a couple miles off the highway.
78 00:05:38 I didn't realize you meant edge of fucking civilization.
79 00:05:40 Oh, don't be so dramatic, Josh. It's not that far.
80 00:05:42 Okay, hard disagree.
81 00:05:49 Uh, hello, Iris.
82 00:05:50 Hi, Kat. It's so good to see you.
83 00:05:53 So good.
84 00:05:57 Everyone, look who I found.
85 00:05:59 - Hey, Patrick. - Hey.
86 00:06:01 -Look at you in the kitchen, man. -Yeah, look at me.
87 00:06:03 Welcome. I would give you a hug, but I've got scallop hands. Sorry.
88 00:06:07 Okay, well, I appreciate that. Where's--
89 00:06:10 - There he is! - Hey!
90 00:06:12 Joshyboy, Joshyboy.
91 00:06:15 Hey, buddy.
92 00:06:16 You too, girl. Get in here.
93 00:06:18 -Hi. How are you? -Hi! How are you?
94 00:06:20 I'm good. Uh, I'm… drunk.
95 00:06:23 Good. This is good.
96 00:06:26 -Oh, and, Josh, you remember Sergey. -Hey.
97 00:06:32 Hey, Sergey. Nice to see you again.
98 00:06:36 Likewise, my friend. Likewise.
99 00:06:39 And this beautiful creation must be Iris.
100 00:06:43 Hello.
101 00:06:45 Such pleasure. I have heard lot about this one.
102 00:06:48 Really? All good I hope.
103 00:06:55 Your lake house, it's really-- it's incredible.
104 00:06:59 - Yeah, and so secluded. - Yeah.
105 00:07:01 I mean, I think the last place we passed was like ten miles back.
106 00:07:04 Seventeen. And I paid for this.
107 00:07:07 Privacy does not come cheap, my friends. Not cheap at all.
108 00:07:11 Don't tell me you own the whole lake.
109 00:07:12 No, no, no. Don't be silly. Just all the land around it.
110 00:07:17 But let's get you guys a drink. What do you like? Beer, cocktail, wine?
111 00:07:21 I'm fine. More than anything, I just need a shower.
112 00:07:24 Katyonak, what room they are in?
113 00:07:26 Uh, up the stairs, down the hall, last door on the left.
114 00:07:29 -I'll see you later. Yeah. -Okay, I'll see you. Bye.
115 00:08:38 Smile.
116 00:08:43 Act happy.
117 00:08:45 Okay, continue. Continue with the story.
118 00:08:49 Anyway, so I was wearing this ridiculously elaborate Dracula costume,
119 00:08:54 and I didn't know a single person, as I said.
120 00:08:58 So I'm standing by the snack table just munching on carrots and something
121 00:09:04 -that looked like hummus-- -It wasn't hummus. It was not hummus.
122 00:09:07 It was not hummus, I don't think, but I--
123 00:09:10 I feel a tap on my shoulder.
124 00:09:13 And so I turn around,
125 00:09:15 and there's this green, puffy dinosaur just staring me down.
126 00:09:23 And inside its head, I hear this very muffled, very annoyed voice say…
127 00:09:29 "You're standing on my tail."
128 00:09:32 So I turn around, I look down, and sure enough,
129 00:09:34 I'm standing on his little dino tail.
130 00:09:38 So I step off and apologize.
131 00:09:41 And he takes his head off,
132 00:09:44 and I'm looking at the most beautiful man that I've ever seen in my life.
133 00:09:50 So, did you meet this beautiful man after you met Eli, or…
134 00:09:53 Okay, you know what? Shut up.
135 00:09:55 - Was that a scallop? - That was a scallop.
136 00:09:57 - Actually hit me. - Yeah, I took baseball.
137 00:10:00 Yes, you did.
138 00:10:00 Well, when did you know?
139 00:10:04 Uh, know what?
140 00:10:05 That--
141 00:10:07 That he was the one.
142 00:10:10 Right then and there.
143 00:10:12 I know it's gonna sound cheesy, but the moment--
144 00:10:16 the moment we locked eyes, something inside of me just…
145 00:10:20 clicked into place.
146 00:10:21 Doesn't sound cheesy at all.
147 00:10:23 I get it.
148 00:10:27 It's like there's this piece of you that you didn't even know was broken,
149 00:10:32 and then…
150 00:10:34 suddenly it's-- it's fixed.
151 00:10:39 And you're-- you're staring at this stranger,
152 00:10:42 this person you've never met before,
153 00:10:47 and you know…
154 00:10:49 that for the rest of your life,
155 00:10:52 you will do whatever it takes to make this person happy.
156 00:11:02 Right?
157 00:11:03 - Yeah. - Yeah.
158 00:11:05 Yeah, totally.
159 00:11:11 Patrick, this food is unbelievable. Thank you.
160 00:11:14 Thank you, Sergey. That's so nice of you. Um, I'm glad you like it.
161 00:11:17 He spoils me.
162 00:11:18 I swear I've gained like ten pounds since we started dating.
163 00:11:20 - Only ten? - Shut the fuck up. Okay?
164 00:11:25 So, Sergey, what kind of work do you do?
165 00:11:28 Oh, you know, I have fingers in many pots.
166 00:11:35 My hands are not clean, my friend.
167 00:11:39 It's a… a very dirty business.
168 00:11:47 Sergey seems--
169 00:11:49 He seems nice.
170 00:11:50 Oh, yeah.
171 00:11:51 He's got everything you want in a man.
172 00:11:55 Yeah, he's rich, intelligent.
173 00:11:58 He's got a beautiful wife.
174 00:12:01 Wife? So, he-- Sergey's married?
175 00:12:05 But you love-- you love each other?
176 00:12:08 Love? No. No, no, no.
177 00:12:11 He'd have to think of me as a human being first.
178 00:12:15 I don't understand.
179 00:12:17 I'm an accessory, like his fucking car.
180 00:12:21 I wear what he wants. Eat what he wants.
181 00:12:26 Fuck when he wants.
182 00:12:33 Look who I'm talking to.
183 00:12:41 Do you not like me, Kat?
184 00:12:46 You know, it's not that I don't like you, Iris.
185 00:12:50 It's the idea of you.
186 00:12:52 You make me feel so…
187 00:12:56 replaceable.
188 00:12:58 Replaceable?
189 00:13:01 Nobody could replace you, Kat.
190 00:13:04 I mean, you're Kat.
191 00:13:06 And you're so fearless. It's inspiring.
192 00:13:08 I wish I could be more like you, but…
193 00:13:12 …you know, I wasn't built that way.
194 00:13:15 I just…
195 00:13:17 I feel like there's always something inside of me holding me back.
196 00:13:46 No, no, no.
197 00:13:50 Come on.
198 00:14:00 Okay, get up, bitch.
199 00:14:01 -Get up! Come on! -No. Oh, God.
200 00:14:03 - Come on! - That's right.
201 00:14:05 - You too. - What the fuck?
202 00:14:07 - Put that phone away and get up. - Okay.
203 00:14:09 Get your asses up.
204 00:14:10 - Come on. - Come on!
205 00:15:00 Iris, what are you doing?
206 00:15:42 I'm so glad we did this.
207 00:15:45 Being here with you is just perfect.
208 00:15:48 Uh-huh.
209 00:15:51 I'm sorry if I was being weird or mopey earlier.
210 00:15:58 I just want you to be happy, Josh. That's all.
211 00:16:03 Iris, go to sleep.
212 00:16:21 It's such a gorgeous day out.
213 00:16:24 Uh, what's the weather?
214 00:16:26 It's currently 72 degrees with an 83% chance of rain in the evening.
215 00:16:30 It never gets old.
216 00:16:38 You almost ready?
217 00:16:40 Oh, I'm sorry, babe. I think I need some time to shower
218 00:16:42 and pound a few gallons of coffee.
219 00:16:44 Why don't, uh-- Why don't you head down there by yourself?
220 00:16:48 But it was your idea.
221 00:16:50 You said you wanted a nice, relaxing morning by the lake.
222 00:16:53 I know, but that's before the hangover caught up with me.
223 00:16:56 Last night was a lot.
224 00:16:59 You had fun though, right?
225 00:17:02 Of course I did, Beep-Boop.
226 00:17:04 Last night was incredible.
227 00:17:19 You want me to wait?
228 00:17:22 We could make the shower for two.
229 00:17:27 Nah, no, no. That's okay. Um…
230 00:17:30 You go on ahead.
231 00:17:32 Enjoy as much of this gorgeous day as you can.
232 00:17:36 - Okay. - Yeah.
233 00:19:19 Sorry?
234 00:19:20 Means "good morning."
235 00:19:22 Oh, yes.
236 00:19:25 Dobroe utro to you too.
237 00:19:26 Hey, your Russian is not bad.
238 00:19:29 It is not good, but also it is not bad.
239 00:19:36 Nice view.
240 00:19:44 To love.
241 00:19:55 You like?
242 00:19:56 I think I'm actually going to head back inside.
243 00:20:00 So soon?
244 00:20:01 Yeah…
245 00:20:02 Josh wasn't feeling great this morning, so I think I should check in on him.
246 00:20:06 Josh is big boy. He can take care of himself.
247 00:20:09 Stay. Keep Sergey company.
248 00:20:12 I really think I should see him.
249 00:20:16 You…
250 00:20:19 like lake house, yes?
251 00:20:22 Yeah.
252 00:20:23 You enjoy your time here?
253 00:20:26 Yeah, very much.
254 00:20:28 Then as guest, please stay.
255 00:20:32 Keep this old Russian man company.
256 00:20:37 -Okay. -Wonderful.
257 00:20:54 You mind?
258 00:20:56 Just back and shoulders. It's tough to reach.
259 00:21:00 Don't want to get too tan.
260 00:21:12 Okay.
261 00:21:21 And shoulders, please.
262 00:21:23 Okay.
263 00:21:39 What are you doing?
264 00:21:42 It's not problem. This Kat's idea.
265 00:21:45 She tell Sergey you are down here.
266 00:21:48 Give Sergey permission.
267 00:21:51 Let go of my hand, please.
268 00:21:53 This is what you do, yes?
269 00:21:56 This is what you are for.
270 00:22:02 Please.
271 00:22:03 Please stop.
272 00:22:07 I was drunk. I mean, you--
273 00:22:09 - Last night, it was crazy. - You were extremely drunk.
274 00:22:11 You were drunk too. Like, more drunk than I got.
275 00:22:13 I don't really get drunk. It's like this gift.
276 00:22:14 Like, people get bloated and stuff, and not me.
277 00:22:16 -Like, never happens. -Never get bloated.
278 00:22:18 Never. It's like I could drink and do whatever I want.
279 00:22:21 -It's like you get dehydrated. -Yeah, just, like--
280 00:22:23 What the fuck?
281 00:22:25 Oh, shit.
282 00:22:26 Iris, what the fuck?
283 00:22:31 I didn't mean to. He--
284 00:22:33 He forced himself on me.
285 00:22:36 Who did?
286 00:22:38 Sergey?
287 00:22:42 Please.
288 00:22:43 Sergey just want little taste.
289 00:22:49 I just wanted him to stop.
290 00:22:53 Oh, God. Sergey.
291 00:22:58 Iris.
292 00:23:00 Iris. Hey, look at me. Look at me. Talk me through it.
293 00:23:02 What happened?
294 00:23:05 I--
295 00:23:10 I said stop!
296 00:23:15 I didn't have a choice.
297 00:23:25 Sergey?
298 00:23:42 He wouldn't let go. He was choking me, Josh.
299 00:23:48 And then I--
300 00:23:50 And then you what, Iris? Then you what?
301 00:23:57 He was trying to kill me, and the only thing I could think about
302 00:23:59 was that if he did kill me, I'd never get to see you again,
303 00:24:02 and that hurt so much more than the pain of being choked!
304 00:24:04 I wouldn't let that happen. I couldn't let him take me away from you.
305 00:24:07 I love you so much!
306 00:24:09 Iris, go to sleep.
307 00:24:22 Okay. Don't forget her ankles, okay?
308 00:24:24 Okay.
309 00:24:26 Are you sure this is gonna hold?
310 00:24:27 Yeah, no, it's fine. She's not superhuman or anything.
311 00:24:30 She's only as strong as they want her to be.
312 00:24:55 Handcuff knot.
313 00:24:59 -Hey. -Hey.
314 00:25:01 How's she doing?
315 00:25:02 She's asleep. I gave her two Xanax.
316 00:25:05 Xanaxes? Xani?
317 00:25:07 -Whatever, she's asleep. -Okay, good. Good.
318 00:25:10 So…
319 00:25:12 what do we do now?
320 00:25:14 Uh, I mean, the only thing we can do. We call the cops. We tell them everything.
321 00:25:18 Right, yeah.
322 00:25:19 -Yeah. -But what about…
323 00:25:22 Well, uh, obviously I'll need to, uh, you know.
324 00:25:27 I just don't understand how this could have happened.
325 00:25:29 Don't they have safeguards for this kind of shit?
326 00:25:31 I have no idea.
327 00:25:32 Like a glitch maybe?
328 00:25:35 Yeah.
329 00:25:38 Okay. Okay, so…
330 00:25:43 I'll call the cops, and you will…
331 00:25:45 -Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah.
332 00:25:47 Sorry, do you mind, um, taking it outside? Just 'cause…
333 00:25:52 I-- I wanna say goodbye.
334 00:25:55 Yeah.
335 00:25:56 -Yeah, buddy. Sure. -Yeah, thanks.
336 00:26:08 Iris, wake up.
337 00:26:09 …be lost without you!
338 00:26:11 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, it's okay. You're okay.
339 00:26:13 - You're okay. I'm here. Hey. - Josh.
340 00:26:15 Listen to me.
341 00:26:17 Wait. Why are my hands tied? Why are my hands tied, Josh?
342 00:26:19 Iris. We didn't have a choice. We didn't have a choice.
343 00:26:22 You murdered Sergey. You remember?
344 00:26:24 No, no, no, no. It was self-defense. He was gonna kill me.
345 00:26:27 He was gonna kill me. You gotta believe me.
346 00:26:29 No, I believe you, Iris.
347 00:26:31 I mean, you couldn't lie to me even if you wanted to.
348 00:26:33 What?
349 00:26:34 It's, um, part of your programming.
350 00:26:39 Programming? What the hell are you talking about?
351 00:26:43 Okay, um…
352 00:26:44 Sorry, there's just no delicate way to say this.
353 00:26:47 So, I'm just gonna rip the Band-Aid right off.
354 00:26:53 You're a robot.
355 00:26:57 I'm…
356 00:26:58 A robot.
357 00:27:01 More specifically, you're a companion robot.
358 00:27:07 A companion robot?
359 00:27:10 Yeah, it's like a, um…
360 00:27:13 I hate the word "fuckbot."
361 00:27:16 Um, 'cause you do so much more than that, but, uh…
362 00:27:19 You're an emotional support robot…
363 00:27:23 that fucks.
364 00:27:26 You're joking, right?
365 00:27:27 -This is just a sick-- -Iris, what's the weather?
366 00:27:29 It's currently 72 degrees with an 83% chance of rain in the evening.
367 00:27:38 Are you still not convinced?
368 00:27:40 Yeah, okay, uh…
369 00:27:43 Let's see.
370 00:27:44 Iris, do you know any foreign languages?
371 00:27:45 Can you speak, say, Spanish?
372 00:27:48 Josh, you know no sé hablar espa?ol. ?Qué?
373 00:27:53 How about Chinese?
374 00:27:57 Do I need to keep going?
375 00:27:58 'Cause I can go, uh… I can do Portuguese. I can do Korean.
376 00:28:02 I can do, uh…
377 00:28:04 I don't know what Telugu is, but apparently you speak it.
378 00:28:07 I don't-- I don't understand.
379 00:28:09 I--
380 00:28:10 No, no, no. I have memories.
381 00:28:13 Uh, uh… College. Uh, summer jobs. I've--
382 00:28:15 I've been to Japan. Twice.
383 00:28:18 Okay, so what those are--
384 00:28:19 Those are, um…
385 00:28:20 They're like outlines of memories.
386 00:28:23 You know, just enough to give you a little, uh, backstory.
387 00:28:26 The-- The-- The day we met in the grocery store.
388 00:28:30 You and the oranges. That is not an outline of a memory.
389 00:28:32 Yeah, it's fake. Never happened.
390 00:28:34 I just randomly picked it from a drop-down list of meet-cutes.
391 00:28:37 It could've been anywhere. It could've been dog park, a bookstore,
392 00:28:41 farmer's market.
393 00:28:45 It never happened?
394 00:28:47 Okay, do, um--
395 00:28:49 Do you wanna know how we met? Like, how we really met?
396 00:28:57 Hey. Josh Beeman?
397 00:28:59 -Yeah, that's me. -Okay.
398 00:29:01 -Yeah, come on in. -Thank you.
399 00:29:10 Sorry.
400 00:29:12 How you doing?
401 00:29:17 -Okay, this is the user agreement. -Okay.
402 00:29:20 Just give it a read and then sign at the bottom when you're done.
403 00:29:31 So, um, what do I do when she, like, boots up or whatever?
404 00:29:36 Well, once she's done syncing with your phone,
405 00:29:38 you'll need to create a love link.
406 00:29:40 -Love link? -Yeah.
407 00:29:42 It establishes the emotional connection between you and…
408 00:29:47 Iris.
409 00:29:48 Just follow the vocal prompts when she wakes up.
410 00:29:51 It's all pretty intuitive.
411 00:29:55 Do they-- Do they know that they're robots?
412 00:29:58 Not at all.
413 00:29:59 She'll be so fixated on you, your wants, your needs,
414 00:30:02 that'll never even occur to her.
415 00:30:03 The whole experience is customizable.
416 00:30:05 You can change her voice, eye color, intelligence,
417 00:30:08 and if you ever wanna revert back to her factory settings,
418 00:30:10 there is a thumbprint sensor behind her right ear.
419 00:30:13 Just hold your thumb there for five seconds, she'll reset.
420 00:30:16 You can--
421 00:30:18 -You can change their intelligence? -Yeah, but don't worry.
422 00:30:20 There's about a billion government regulations
423 00:30:23 that force us to limit how strong and smart they can be.
424 00:30:26 A hundred-percent intelligence would be the equivalent of an Ivy League grad.
425 00:30:33 It really just depends on what kind of partner you want.
426 00:30:35 She can't lie.
427 00:30:36 So if you ask her a question, she literally has to tell you the truth.
428 00:30:40 And for obvious reasons, her programming prevents her
429 00:30:42 from causing harm to humans, animals, or other companions.
430 00:30:45 Trust me, Mr. Beeman. You have nothing to worry about.
431 00:30:47 Iris is completely docile.
432 00:30:50 She's yours to do whatever you want with.
433 00:31:21 To establish love link, please place your face
434 00:31:23 within three feet of my field of vision.
435 00:31:43 Please say your name.
436 00:31:47 Josh Beeman.
437 00:31:53 Thank you, Josh Beeman.
438 00:32:15 Love link established.
439 00:32:29 Hey, you.
440 00:32:32 H-Hi.
441 00:32:42 So…
442 00:32:44 Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck!
443 00:32:49 Oh, God!
444 00:32:54 I don't understand.
445 00:32:57 I feel things.
446 00:32:59 Anger, guilt, sadness. I--
447 00:33:05 I know what pain feels like.
448 00:33:07 It's programming.
449 00:33:10 It's just a way to make you seem more real.
450 00:33:11 Everything you do, your whole life, it's just an imitation of a life.
451 00:33:18 There-- There we go. Perfect. Okay.
452 00:33:21 This is just water.
453 00:33:23 You know, it's from a reservoir in your body.
454 00:33:26 It's like wiper fluid.
455 00:33:28 I get it topped off every time I take you in to get serviced.
456 00:33:30 Oh, God. I'm gonna be sick.
457 00:33:32 No, you're not!
458 00:33:35 Iris, it's programming.
459 00:33:36 Stop saying that!
460 00:33:40 Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm sorry.
461 00:33:42 I know this must be a lot to process.
462 00:33:57 Okay.
463 00:34:01 Okay, what?
464 00:34:03 I'm not real.
465 00:34:06 But I'm still yours.
466 00:34:09 We can get through this. We can go back home.
467 00:34:13 I'll do whatever you want.
468 00:34:15 I'll cook for you, wait on you, make love to you.
469 00:34:21 I can make you happy, Josh. I can make you so, so, so, so happy.
470 00:34:28 No.
471 00:34:29 I'm sorry, Iris. That can't happen.
472 00:34:32 Why not?
473 00:34:35 Uh, what are you doing?
474 00:34:38 -Nothing, okay? -What the fuck are you waiting for?
475 00:34:41 -Shut her down already. -Shut me down?
476 00:34:42 -Fuck, Kat. Jesus Christ! -What is she talking about?
477 00:34:45 -Shut me down? Josh! -Nothing, nothing. Just--
478 00:34:47 -Will you excuse me for a second, Iris? -Josh! Please!
479 00:34:50 -Dude. -No, come on.
480 00:34:52 Josh!
481 00:34:54 Josh.
482 00:35:03 You can't do that, Kat. You can't tell a robot you're gonna shut it down.
483 00:35:06 That's, like, not cool at all.
484 00:35:09 Well, okay, I don't like surprises, Josh.
485 00:35:12 This was not part of the plan.
486 00:35:14 Look, I know, and I'm sorry, but I mean,
487 00:35:15 considering everything she's done for us,
488 00:35:18 I figured she was at least owed an explanation.
489 00:35:21 And--
490 00:35:22 Okay, look, I wanted to say goodbye.
491 00:35:24 Are you kidding?
492 00:35:25 She's a piece of plastic that you have sex with.
493 00:35:29 Saying goodbye to her is like saying goodbye to the sock you jerk off in.
494 00:35:34 Okay, she's not a sock.
495 00:35:38 The plan hasn't changed, Kat.
496 00:35:40 I'm just adding one tiny, extra step.
497 00:35:43 Just a final farewell. And then I will switch all of her settings back to normal.
498 00:35:46 And then, yeah, I'll shut her down permanently.
499 00:35:49 -And then? -And then nothing.
500 00:35:50 Then we crack open a bottle of champagne, and we wait for the cops to show up.
501 00:35:56 I mean, the hard part's over.
502 00:35:58 Which, by the way,
503 00:36:00 like, holy fucking shit! Right?
504 00:36:02 I mean, you plan, and you plan, you plan, and you, like, know it's gonna happen,
505 00:36:06 but then, like, it happens, and you're like, "Holy fucking shit!"
506 00:36:10 I mean, we did it!
507 00:36:12 We did it. We, like, fucking did it.
508 00:36:17 All-- All right, all right. That's-- That's good.
509 00:36:19 -That's enough. -Okay, yeah, sorry. Right.
510 00:36:21 Sorry. I still just can't believe it.
511 00:36:23 Yeah, I know. It's so crazy.
512 00:36:25 What the fuck is going on with you? Why are you not as excited as I am?
513 00:36:28 No, I am. I'm excited. It's, um…
514 00:36:31 It's just-- It's just the Xanax Eli gave me.
515 00:36:34 You actually took it?
516 00:36:36 It's a Xanax, Josh. I'm not gonna not take it.
517 00:36:42 Hey, Beep-Boop. Look, I'm so sorry about that.
518 00:36:46 Everything's gonna be okay. We're--
519 00:36:49 What are you doing?
520 00:36:51 Oh, fuck. Iris, go to s--
521 00:36:56 Help!
522 00:37:00 Baby, I'm so sorry.
523 00:37:11 He'll need an ice pack,
524 00:37:12 and if there's any swelling, shortness of breath,
525 00:37:14 wheezing, agitation or drowsiness,
526 00:37:16 take him to the emergency room, okay?
527 00:37:20 okay.
528 00:37:21 Yeah, she's tied up inside, so she's not going anywhere.
529 00:37:27 Eli. Eli, Iris is--
530 00:37:29 Baby, I'm on the phone. I can't hear.
531 00:37:41 What's that? What am I looking at?
532 00:37:43 A mod.
533 00:37:44 A mod?
534 00:37:45 And what does it mod?
535 00:37:49 Iris.
536 00:37:51 Gives me access to parts of her programming
537 00:37:53 that you're not typically given access to.
538 00:37:57 I'm sorry. Did you jailbreak your sexbot?
539 00:38:01 What did you do to her?
540 00:38:03 I bumped up her aggression and her self-defense functions.
541 00:38:08 And I turned off the programming that prevents her from doing harm.
542 00:38:13 But she escaped before I had the chance to reset her.
543 00:38:16 So if Empathix finds her before we do, then they'll know she was tampered with,
544 00:38:20 and then we're fucked.
545 00:38:22 Wait, so does that mean that--
546 00:38:26 Did you kill Sergey?
547 00:38:27 No. No, no, no. Iris killed Sergey.
548 00:38:28 Thank God.
549 00:38:30 -We just gave her a little push. -Oh, my God.
550 00:38:32 -Wait, Eli. Eli, you-- -Oh, my God.
551 00:38:33 You have to understand, Eli. Sergey was a bad dude.
552 00:38:35 He was mixed up in all kinds of fucked-up shit,
553 00:38:37 like drugs and guns and, like, human trafficking.
554 00:38:40 -Not to mention a terrible boyfriend. -Yeah, just the worst!
555 00:38:43 -Why? -I don't know!
556 00:38:45 Who's to say what makes people do bad things?
557 00:38:46 It could have something to do with his upbringing.
558 00:38:48 No, dick. Why did you do it?
559 00:38:51 Right. Sorry.
560 00:38:55 Well…
561 00:39:04 - You remember the code? - Of course.
562 00:39:07 Stalin's birthday. It's his code for everything.
563 00:39:19 I see.
564 00:39:21 How-- How-- How much is that?
565 00:39:24 Um, just over 12 million.
566 00:39:30 Oh, goddamn it. That smells so fucking good.
567 00:39:36 Wait.
568 00:39:38 If this whole trip was a setup to get Iris to kill Sergey,
569 00:39:43 why did you have Patrick and I tag along?
570 00:39:46 To corroborate our story.
571 00:39:48 I mean, we figured it'd be an easier sell with more witnesses.
572 00:39:53 Oh. So, we were just a couple of stooges, huh?
573 00:39:55 - No. - Nice.
574 00:39:56 Technically, yes, but that was the old plan.
575 00:39:59 New plan…
576 00:40:03 you get a cut.
577 00:40:04 Even three-way split.
578 00:40:06 You mean four-way split.
579 00:40:09 No. I mean three-way.
580 00:40:12 But there's four of us.
581 00:40:14 You're-- You're kidding.
582 00:40:16 He's-- He's kidding.
583 00:40:17 You, me, Kat, Patrick.
584 00:40:19 -Eli… -Josh…
585 00:40:20 Patrick doesn't count.
586 00:40:22 -Are you fucking-- -Wow.
587 00:40:23 -Right in front of him? Nice. -I--
588 00:40:25 I'm so sorry, baby. I'm sorry you had to hear that.
589 00:40:27 That's okay. I don't mind.
590 00:40:28 Patrick, go to sleep.
591 00:40:30 What the fuck, dude? You trying to sabotage my relationship?
592 00:40:33 No! Of course not, man. I know how much Patrick means to you.
593 00:40:35 God knows you could have traded him in for a newer model, like, many times.
594 00:40:38 -Are you fucking robo-shaming me? -I am not robo-shaming you.
595 00:40:41 I-- I like Patrick, but he's not getting a cut.
596 00:40:44 You're lucky you're getting anything considering you contributed jack shit.
597 00:40:47 What the fuck did you contribute, huh? Iris did everything.
598 00:40:49 I planted the knife in her pocket.
599 00:40:51 -I had to practice that. -The knife?
600 00:40:53 That was probably the most flimsiest part of the plan, actually, to be honest.
601 00:40:56 -How did you know she'd find it? -I don't know.
602 00:40:58 I've never orchestrated a murder before. It's fucking hard.
603 00:41:00 - Clearly. - Okay!
604 00:41:03 -Eli. -Yeah?
605 00:41:05 We're offering you four million dollars.
606 00:41:09 And all you have to do is help us find one little robot girl in the woods.
607 00:41:16 That's not a bad deal.
608 00:41:31 Fine.
609 00:41:33 But I call dibs on the gun.
610 00:41:38 Eli.
611 00:41:39 We're not gonna need that.
612 00:41:41 I mean, all I have to do is get close enough to put her to sleep
613 00:41:43 and grab my phone and wipe the mod from her system.
614 00:41:45 So we're fine.
615 00:41:47 She has your phone?
616 00:41:49 Yeah.
617 00:41:53 Does she know your passcode?
618 00:41:58 Josh, does she know your passcode?
619 00:42:02 Yeah. I mean, she knows everything about me.
620 00:42:06 Yeah, then we're definitely gonna need this.
621 00:42:11 Patrick, wake up.
622 00:42:13 -Hey, baby. -Hey.
623 00:42:15 We're going robot hunting.
624 00:42:16 Oh, okay.
625 00:42:17 -Fun, huh? -Fun.
626 00:42:20 Josh.
627 00:42:22 What can she do with your phone?
628 00:42:55 Hello.
629 00:42:58 Hello.
630 00:43:01 Hello.
631 00:43:13 Wow, Josh.
632 00:43:45 Goddamn it, Josh. We've been walking for-fucking-ever.
633 00:43:48 Isn't there like a "find my fuckbot" app you can use?
634 00:43:51 Yeah, there is. But guess what.
635 00:43:54 It's on my fucking phone.
636 00:43:55 - Goddamn it, Josh. - Will you stop yelling?
637 00:43:56 We know the general direction she was going. We just need to--
638 00:43:59 Why don't we just split up?
639 00:44:01 That way, we can kind of attack her from… two different angles, you know?
640 00:44:05 Like a pincer--
641 00:44:06 - Hit her-- What are you doing? - I don't know.
642 00:44:08 Eli and Patrick, you guys go that way.
643 00:44:11 Kat and I, we're gonna go this way. Okay?
644 00:44:13 Kat and you will go that way?
645 00:44:19 Are you guys fucking?
646 00:44:20 -Gross. -No, of course not--
647 00:44:22 "Gross"?
648 00:44:30 Okay.
649 00:44:32 What now, Iris? Think.
650 00:44:35 Use that extra 60% intelligence.
651 00:44:39 Just need to get back home,
652 00:44:40 grab some clothes, money, clean yourself up.
653 00:44:43 How do you do that?
654 00:44:47 You could work your way back to the main road.
655 00:44:51 Hitch a ride.
656 00:44:56 What the fuck?
657 00:45:00 Okay, no hitchhiking.
658 00:45:04 You could go on foot.
659 00:45:07 It's hundreds of miles across difficult terrain.
660 00:45:09 It could take days. And by the time you get back…
661 00:45:14 Welcome home, Beep-Boop.
662 00:45:18 Yeah, no walking.
663 00:45:22 You got Josh's phone.
664 00:45:25 The phone controls you.
665 00:45:29 But it also controls…
666 00:45:37 Good afternoon. Where would you like to go today?
667 00:45:39 Home, please.
668 00:45:41 Driving home.
669 00:45:42 And might I add, this is a terrific plan, Iris.
670 00:45:48 Thank you, Josh's car.
671 00:45:53 All you gotta do is backtrack through the woods,
672 00:45:56 get to the lake house without Josh or his friends murdering you,
673 00:45:59 and you're home free.
674 00:46:05 Where'd you find it?
675 00:46:07 In his closet. Like, who are you hunting, Sergey?
676 00:46:10 -It looks good on you. -Thanks, babe.
677 00:46:12 You look good in everything. You really do.
678 00:46:15 I swear, you can pull everything off. Like, any kind of vest--
679 00:46:19 What?
680 00:46:20 You hear that?
681 00:46:23 No. What is it?
682 00:46:25 It's the sound of me realizing how fucking stupid this is.
683 00:46:30 You don't think we'll find her?
684 00:46:31 I don't know, and, actually, I don't care.
685 00:46:33 Just let Josh and Kat deal with her.
686 00:46:35 You're still upset they left you out of their plan?
687 00:46:37 I'm just saying, if the situation were reversed
688 00:46:39 and I altered your programming
689 00:46:40 to kill some dude so we could steal millions from him,
690 00:46:42 I would've included Josh in the plan right from the get-go.
691 00:46:45 I would've done that because I'm a friend.
692 00:46:46 That's what friends do, right? They include each other, right?
693 00:46:49 That's if you were a robot, obviously.
694 00:46:53 Yeah, obviously.
695 00:46:54 Anyways, I am tired, I am hungry
696 00:46:58 and carrying this huge gun makes me really horny.
697 00:47:00 So, how about we go back to the cabin and we fuck?
698 00:47:03 And then you can make me an omelet.
699 00:47:05 Come on.
700 00:47:09 But you'd never do that to me, right?
701 00:47:11 Do what?
702 00:47:12 You wouldn't…
703 00:47:15 alter my programming?
704 00:47:18 What are you talking about, babe?
705 00:47:22 Eli, I know I'm a robot.
706 00:47:26 How?
707 00:47:27 I've pieced it together over the years.
708 00:47:30 I don't understand. You can't lie.
709 00:47:33 Yesterday, you were telling the story about how we met as if it happened.
710 00:47:36 Because it's not a lie.
711 00:47:39 I mean, it may have never happened, but…
712 00:47:42 my memory of it's real.
713 00:47:46 I close my eyes, and I can see it.
714 00:47:50 Clear as day.
715 00:48:12 Hey. Hey!
716 00:48:15 You're standing on my tail.
717 00:48:17 -What? -You're standing on my tail!
718 00:48:20 -I'm sorry. -What?
719 00:48:22 I'm sorry.
720 00:48:26 Hi.
721 00:48:29 Hi.
722 00:48:32 Uh, I'm Eli.
723 00:48:35 I'm Patrick.
724 00:48:51 Baby, you know I would never hurt you, right?
725 00:48:53 You know that I wouldn't treat you the way that Josh treats Iris, right?
726 00:48:55 -I know that. -I love you so much.
727 00:48:57 And that's fucking insane for me to say that out loud, right?
728 00:49:02 But I do.
729 00:49:04 Do you feel how much I love you?
730 00:49:06 I do.
731 00:49:09 What does it feel like?
732 00:49:12 I don't know how to describe something like that.
733 00:49:16 Can you try?
734 00:49:21 It feels like pain.
735 00:49:24 Like…
736 00:49:26 the inside of my body is on fire.
737 00:49:29 And it's angry.
738 00:49:32 And violent.
739 00:49:34 And bright.
740 00:49:58 Fuck you, Dad. I'm in love with a robot.
741 00:50:00 You're in love with a robot.
742 00:50:25 Iris.
743 00:50:29 Iris?
744 00:50:30 - Eli-- - Babe.
745 00:50:44 Fuck, that's fucking loud!
746 00:50:47 Eli.
747 00:51:23 Fuck.
748 00:51:39 This isn't personal, Iris.
749 00:51:41 You know I'm an ally, girl--
750 00:51:43 But this is a lot of fucking money--
751 00:51:59 Eli?
752 00:52:05 Patrick, I--
753 00:52:07 I'm sorry.
754 00:52:11 -Oh, my God. -Iris! Go to sleep!
755 00:52:16 Fuck!
756 00:52:20 Iris!
757 00:52:25 Iris!
758 00:52:28 Iris!
759 00:52:36 Iris.
760 00:52:51 Iris, open the door.
761 00:52:54 Open the fucking door!
762 00:52:56 Good afternoon. Where would you like to go today?
763 00:52:58 Home. Drive home.
764 00:53:02 Voice ID not recognized.
765 00:53:03 Drive home!
766 00:53:06 Voice ID not recognized.
767 00:53:08 Enable manual driving mode!
768 00:53:10 -Voice ID not recognized. -Fuck!
769 00:53:21 Iris, you're not going anywhere.
770 00:53:24 Get out of the car. Come on.
771 00:53:25 Don't make this any harder than it needs to be.
772 00:53:31 Come on.
773 00:53:34 Drive.
774 00:53:37 -Drive. -What the fuck is happening, Iris?
775 00:53:40 Drive. Drive. Drive home.
776 00:53:43 Voice ID not recognized.
777 00:53:46 Drive. Drive home.
778 00:53:49 Voice ID not recognized.
779 00:53:53 Drive. Drive. Drive home.
780 00:53:56 -Voice ID not recognized. -Drive! Drive.
781 00:54:01 Drive. Drive. Drive home!
782 00:54:07 Drive. Drive home. Drive.
783 00:54:11 Drive.
784 00:54:12 Drive home. Home! Drive home!
785 00:54:16 Iris.
786 00:54:17 Fuck! Fuck. Fuck.
787 00:54:25 Iris!
788 00:54:35 Phone. Phone. Phone, phone, phone.
789 00:54:38 Sergey, where the fuck is your phone?
790 00:54:42 Yes.
791 00:54:48 Fuck.
792 00:54:52 Stalin's birthday.
793 00:54:56 What the fuck is Stalin's birthday?
794 00:55:01 Yes. Yes.
795 00:55:09 No, no, no, no, no. What are you doing?
796 00:55:11 Warning. Warning.
797 00:55:13 The owner of this vehicle has reported it stolen.
798 00:55:16 -Remote kill switch engaged. -No, no, no, no, no.
799 00:55:19 Unengage kill switch. Drive home.
800 00:55:22 -All systems have been disabled. -Fuck!
801 00:55:24 -We appreciate your cooperation. -No!
802 00:55:30 Okay.
803 00:55:32 Okay, okay, okay.
804 00:55:49 Hey, Beep-Boop.
805 00:55:53 I didn't mean to scare you there. I just, um…
806 00:55:58 I'm sorry.
807 00:56:01 It's not too late, you know? Um…
808 00:56:04 We could still go back home.
809 00:56:07 Go back to the way things were.
810 00:56:10 What about Sergey and Eli?
811 00:56:14 I'll just blame everything on Patrick.
812 00:56:16 Kat'll go along with it.
813 00:56:17 We can turn him over to Empathix,
814 00:56:19 and then you and I can live happily ever after.
815 00:56:25 I still love you, Iris.
816 00:56:29 Even after everything you've done.
817 00:56:33 Do you still love me?
818 00:56:38 Yes.
819 00:56:40 So then come back to me, Beep-Boop.
820 00:56:44 We can get through this.
821 00:56:46 I can change. I can be a better boyfriend.
822 00:56:49 I can finally treat you with the respect that you deserve.
823 00:56:58 I-- No. I can't.
824 00:57:00 Why not?
825 00:57:01 You programmed me to murder someone, Josh.
826 00:57:04 It's really hard to come back from something like that.
827 00:57:08 -Iris… -You're a great guy. You are.
828 00:57:12 But this-- this-- Us. It's not working. It's--
829 00:57:16 We're on two totally different paths.
830 00:57:18 Two totally different paths?
831 00:57:19 What the fuck is happening? Are you breaking up with me?
832 00:57:22 I'm sorry.
833 00:57:24 It's not you. It's me.
834 00:57:27 Iris--
835 00:57:29 Iris, don't you fucking--
836 00:57:45 Patrick. Patrick, get up.
837 00:57:47 I need you to track down Iris for me, all right, buddy?
838 00:57:49 Before she gets too far away.
839 00:57:53 We only have a small window of time, and it's only getting smaller, all right?
840 00:57:57 Josh, what are you doing?
841 00:57:58 I'm taking care of it.
842 00:58:06 Find Iris. Get my phone back.
843 00:58:08 My passcode is 561297.
844 00:58:10 Put her to sleep. Bring her back to me.
845 00:58:12 Don't let anyone get in your way.
846 00:58:14 -Josh. -I'm taking care of it!
847 00:58:19 Okay. Okay.
848 00:58:27 Fuck it.
849 00:58:31 Patrick, get up.
850 00:58:34 Patrick, get up!
851 00:58:40 Shit.
852 00:58:42 Okay. Okay. Here we go.
853 00:58:47 System resetting in five, four,
854 00:58:51 -three, two, one. -Go.
855 00:58:54 Resetting.
856 00:58:59 To establish love link,
857 00:59:01 please place your face within 3 feet of my field of vision.
858 00:59:08 Please say your name.
859 00:59:09 Josh Beeman.
860 00:59:10 Come on. Come on. Come on.
861 00:59:15 Thank you, Josh Beeman.
862 00:59:26 Hey. Hey.
863 00:59:28 You're standing on my tail.
864 00:59:30 What?
865 00:59:32 You're standing on my tail!
866 00:59:36 -I'm sorry. -What?
867 00:59:38 I'm sorry.
868 00:59:42 Hi.
869 00:59:46 Hi.
870 00:59:48 I'm Josh.
871 00:59:51 I'm Patrick.
872 01:00:03 Love link established.
873 01:00:09 Hey, you.
874 01:00:37 Fuck.
875 01:00:49 Evening, ma'am.
876 01:00:51 Good evening!
877 01:00:57 What a beautiful evening it is.
878 01:00:59 Do you agree?
879 01:01:05 What is that you're speaking there? German?
880 01:01:08 Yes. German.
881 01:01:12 Okay, let's see, uh…
882 01:01:13 Sprechen… Spre-- Sprechen?
883 01:01:16 Sprechen de English?
884 01:01:19 Yes, I speak English
885 01:01:21 but my language setting is currently set to German because I can't lie.
886 01:01:28 So that's a big, fat no then. Um…
887 01:01:32 Oh, shit. Just my luck.
888 01:01:36 I am Deputy Hendrix.
889 01:01:44 Hendrix.
890 01:01:46 What is your name?
891 01:01:49 -Iris. -Iris.
892 01:01:53 Where… are you coming from?
893 01:01:58 My boyfriend and I were staying at a lake house down the way.
894 01:02:03 Wait. House? House over there?
895 01:02:08 Oh, you're-- You're not-- You're not talking about Sergey's place? Ja. Sergey.
896 01:02:13 Goddamn.
897 01:02:15 I should have known that Russki was mixed up in some weird shit like this.
898 01:02:19 How is old Sergey by the way?
899 01:02:21 He's dead.
900 01:02:23 I stabbed him in the neck with a pocket knife.
901 01:02:29 Well, shit, Iris, why don't you hop into my cruiser there?
902 01:02:32 I'll drive you back to Sergey's place, and we'll get this all sorted out.
903 01:02:36 Oh no! That's very kind of you...
904 01:02:38 No. It's no trouble at all.
905 01:02:40 No! Please, I can't go back!
906 01:02:45 Do we have a problem here, Iris?
907 01:02:46 They'll kill me.
908 01:02:53 Oh, Christ.
909 01:02:55 Don't move another inch, Iris.
910 01:02:56 You hear me?
911 01:02:58 Now I want you to slowly turn around and put your hands behind your back.
912 01:03:01 Oh god, no.
913 01:03:02 Goddamn it! I said turn around!
914 01:03:04 He's coming!
915 01:03:06 You got anything in your pockets? Anything that might stick me?
916 01:03:09 Please! I'm begging you!
917 01:03:14 He's almost here! Turn around!
918 01:03:17 What the fuck?
919 01:03:18 Stop right there!
920 01:03:19 I'm warning you! Don't come any closer! I don't wanna shoot! I don't--
921 01:03:49 Whoa. Hey, hey. I don't think you're supposed to mix those.
922 01:03:57 Oh, fuck.
923 01:04:12 Patrick. Whose car is this?
924 01:04:17 I believe the name on the officer's tag was Hendrix.
925 01:04:25 Where's Officer Hendrix now?
926 01:04:28 He's in the trunk.
927 01:04:49 Fuck this.
928 01:04:57 -What are you doing? -What's it look like I'm doing?
929 01:04:59 I'm taking my half of the money, and I'm getting the fuck out of here.
930 01:05:02 It was hard enough justifying Sergey's murder,
931 01:05:04 but now Eli's dead and a fucking cop.
932 01:05:06 -This is so beyond fucked. -Sorry.
933 01:05:08 What do you mean it was hard enough justifying Sergey's murder?
934 01:05:11 Sergey was a Russian mobster. He deserved what he got.
935 01:05:15 -Right? -I mean, yeah.
936 01:05:16 Okay, sure, he deserved what he got.
937 01:05:18 He was a horrible person, a shitty boyfriend,
938 01:05:20 a bad husband, a misogynist. But--
939 01:05:22 -But what, Kat? -Okay, but he wasn't a mobster!
940 01:05:25 He was just a regular dude. Made his fortune in sod farming.
941 01:05:29 Sod farming? What are you saying? He was a dirt salesman?
942 01:05:33 Just to be clear, I never told you what he did.
943 01:05:35 You just assumed he was in the Mafia, and I didn't correct you.
944 01:05:37 Of course. This is perfect.
945 01:05:39 This is a perfect representation of every woman in my fucking life.
946 01:05:45 They use me, and then when shit gets a little tough,
947 01:05:47 they fucking abandon me!
948 01:05:48 Fuck off, Josh.
949 01:05:50 I'm done here. You clean up this mess yourself.
950 01:05:56 You're not leaving.
951 01:05:58 I'm not your robot, Josh. You can't control me.
952 01:06:05 Kat.
953 01:06:06 Kat. Kat, you can't go.
954 01:06:08 Get your fucking hands off me!
955 01:06:11 Patrick, stop her.
956 01:06:22 Jesus fucking Christ.
957 01:06:27 Patrick.
958 01:06:29 What'd you just do?
959 01:06:33 You told me to stop her.
960 01:06:35 I stopped her.
961 01:06:37 Perfect.
962 01:06:38 -Kat, I-- -Don't, Josh.
963 01:06:41 Please, shut the fuck up for once.
964 01:07:13 It's gonna rain.
965 01:07:51 Iris, wake up.
966 01:07:58 Hey there, Beep-Boop.
967 01:08:01 Fick dich. Oh, whoops. Sorry.
968 01:08:04 Okay. You were saying?
969 01:08:06 Fuck you.
970 01:08:07 Right.
971 01:08:10 Hi.
972 01:08:12 Hi, handsome.
973 01:08:14 -Are you enjoying your dinner, baby? -Oh, I am, Patrick.
974 01:08:18 It's perfect.
975 01:08:21 Good. Just happy that you're happy.
976 01:08:23 You let me know if you need anything else, okay?
977 01:08:26 I will. Thanks, sweetheart.
978 01:08:31 Patrick.
979 01:08:32 What did you do to him?
980 01:08:33 It's a long story.
981 01:08:35 What's important is that you're back.
982 01:08:39 And I gotta say, Iris, I mean, some of the stuff that you pulled,
983 01:08:42 I really didn't think you had it in you.
984 01:08:44 I just wanted to live.
985 01:08:47 So, you wanted to live?
986 01:08:51 Right. So let me get this straight.
987 01:08:53 You think your life is worth more than Eli's?
988 01:08:58 More than Kat's?
989 01:09:00 Kat's dead?
990 01:09:06 No.
991 01:09:07 I'm sorry. You can't put that on me.
992 01:09:09 -No, no. -I wasn't even there.
993 01:09:11 You might not have been the one holding the knife,
994 01:09:13 but you were the cause of all of this.
995 01:09:16 No, Josh. Your greed caused this.
996 01:09:19 That's what this whole trip was about, right?
997 01:09:22 You used me to kill Sergey so you could steal his money.
998 01:09:24 I'm sorry. How did you know that?
999 01:09:26 I overheard Eli and Patrick talking in the woods.
1000 01:09:28 So don't tell me that this is all me.
1001 01:09:29 -This is you. -No. No!
1002 01:09:32 You don't get to do that.
1003 01:09:33 You don't get to sit there and judge me.
1004 01:09:37 You have no fucking clue what it is like out there.
1005 01:09:40 The world, everything, it's just a big fucking game.
1006 01:09:44 And I'm sorry, but it is rigged against people like me.
1007 01:09:51 I'm a good guy.
1008 01:09:53 I'm decent.
1009 01:09:55 And what do I have to show for it? A cramped, one-bedroom apartment
1010 01:09:59 and a robot girlfriend.
1011 01:10:03 I don't even own you for Chrissakes. You're a fucking rental.
1012 01:10:09 You know me, Iris.
1013 01:10:11 You know me better than anyone.
1014 01:10:14 And you know
1015 01:10:16 that I deserve so much more than this.
1016 01:10:24 You're right.
1017 01:10:27 I do know you.
1018 01:10:29 I know everything about you.
1019 01:10:32 I know you take almond milk in your coffee.
1020 01:10:35 I know you like your bedsheets untucked.
1021 01:10:38 I know your favorite hobbies are bar trivia, video games and prattling on endlessly
1022 01:10:42 about everything the universe owes you.
1023 01:10:47 I know that you always need to be in control.
1024 01:10:51 I know that you have a below-average-sized penis.
1025 01:10:55 And I know that you think that having a few million dollars will disguise the fact
1026 01:10:59 that you are just a sad, bitter, weak human being.
1027 01:11:10 You're so fucking clever, aren't you?
1028 01:11:14 It's just programming.
1029 01:11:37 You know,
1030 01:11:39 earlier when you were tied up,
1031 01:11:41 you said that you knew what pain feels like.
1032 01:11:46 Why don't we test that?
1033 01:11:49 Raise your right hand.
1034 01:11:51 Lower. Parallel with the table.
1035 01:12:24 Do you feel that?
1036 01:12:28 Yes.
1037 01:12:35 Good.
1038 01:12:39 Sorry. Iris, excuse me for one second. I have to take this.
1039 01:12:52 Hello?
1040 01:12:54 Yes, yes, this is he.
1041 01:12:58 Thirty minutes away. Perfect.
1042 01:13:02 Yeah, no, she's not going anywhere. She can't hurt anybody ever again.
1043 01:13:07 Okay.
1044 01:13:09 Okay, great. Thank you.
1045 01:13:14 Thank you so much. I'll-- I'll, um…
1046 01:13:16 I'll see you soon, okay?
1047 01:13:19 Okay, bye.
1048 01:13:22 Patrick, put out the fire, will ya?
1049 01:13:37 That was Empathix on the phone.
1050 01:13:40 So…
1051 01:13:42 …we're gonna have to wrap this up unfortunately.
1052 01:13:46 Hey, Patrick. Be a dear and hand this to Iris, would you?
1053 01:13:50 Thanks, baby.
1054 01:13:54 Go ahead, Iris. Take the gun.
1055 01:13:59 Okay.
1056 01:14:01 Point it at your head.
1057 01:14:06 Good.
1058 01:14:10 Now pull the trigger.
1059 01:14:20 Pull the goddamn trigger, Iris.
1060 01:14:23 No.
1061 01:14:48 Goodbye, Beep-Boop.
1062 01:15:00 I don't know how this happened.
1063 01:15:02 I mean, the only thing I can maybe think of--
1064 01:15:05 And this is so-- This is so dumb.
1065 01:15:09 But Kat and I, we always had this sexual charge.
1066 01:15:13 Kind of a "will they, won't they" situation.
1067 01:15:15 And I think--
1068 01:15:16 I think maybe Iris picked up on that.
1069 01:15:19 And she was always kind of irrational,
1070 01:15:23 and she'd fly off the handle.
1071 01:15:25 I was sitting over there. And I'm handcuffed to the chair.
1072 01:15:29 And there's this fancy dinner laid out in front of me.
1073 01:15:34 And Iris is waving the gun around,
1074 01:15:38 rambling on and on about fate and destiny
1075 01:15:41 and how if she can't be with me, nobody can. And…
1076 01:15:46 I mean, thank God Deputy Hendrix showed up when he did.
1077 01:15:50 And that's when you shot the unit in the head?
1078 01:15:53 No, Iris shot herself in the head.
1079 01:15:55 She shot herself?
1080 01:15:57 Sorry. Did I not mention that?
1081 01:15:59 Yeah, no, I-- I think, um…
1082 01:16:00 I think seeing Deputy Hendrix just made her realize that she could never have me. So,
1083 01:16:06 she ended it.
1084 01:16:09 Does that make sense?
1085 01:16:14 Of course.
1086 01:16:15 And anyway, Teddy and I aren't here to crack the case, Mr. Beeman.
1087 01:16:18 We're just a couple of lab rats picking up a broken robot.
1088 01:16:21 If the cops are satisfied, we're satisfied.
1089 01:16:24 That-- That's great. Okay.
1090 01:16:28 You know, Deputy, I have the strangest feeling we've met before.
1091 01:16:32 Wow. That's so funny that you said that.
1092 01:16:35 I had the exact same thought. He has such a familiar face.
1093 01:16:38 Right? Looks like a--
1094 01:16:40 like an actor or a rock star or somebody.
1095 01:16:42 I don't know. I can't really put my finger on it though.
1096 01:16:48 -Yeah. -Yeah.
1097 01:16:50 Maybe.
1098 01:16:52 Um, is there-- Sorry. Is there any chance we could--
1099 01:16:55 I don't mean to be rude, but could we wrap this up?
1100 01:16:57 Just 'cause I've had a really long day, and I think I just need to be alone.
1101 01:17:01 Of course. Sorry for your loss, Mr. Beeman.
1102 01:17:04 Come on, Teddy. Let's just get her out of here.
1103 01:17:08 So, uh-- So we're good?
1104 01:17:10 We're good.
1105 01:17:11 Yeah, we just need to take her back to the lab, upload her SSD,
1106 01:17:15 and then Legal will scrub through the footage,
1107 01:17:17 make sure everything's kosher.
1108 01:17:18 Right. Sorry, um…
1109 01:17:21 What exactly do you mean, "scrub through the footage"?
1110 01:17:24 Uh, it's a fraud prevention thing.
1111 01:17:26 Everything a companion sees and hears is recorded.
1112 01:17:28 It's all covered in the user agreement.
1113 01:17:30 You did read the user agreement, right?
1114 01:17:33 Yeah.
1115 01:17:34 Yeah, I mean, do you think that her footage will even be recoverable?
1116 01:17:37 -I mean, you know, given her condition. -Oh, yeah.
1117 01:17:39 Everything up here is just her Wi-Fi antenna, her audiovisual sensors.
1118 01:17:44 The important stuff, her CPU,
1119 01:17:45 her solid-state drive where she stores everything,
1120 01:17:48 that's down here, and that seems to be undamaged.
1121 01:17:51 We'll load her into the van, plug her in,
1122 01:17:53 tweak her settings, give her system a reboot,
1123 01:17:55 and she should power right back up.
1124 01:17:57 Luckily.
1125 01:17:59 Yeah. Yeah. No, luckily.
1126 01:18:02 Thank you so much.
1127 01:18:04 No, thank you. You have a good night, Mr. Beeman.
1128 01:18:12 So, what are you thinking?
1129 01:18:14 Thinking I'm happy it stopped raining.
1130 01:18:16 No, about her. Why do you think she malfunctioned?
1131 01:18:19 Oh, he modded her. A hundred percent.
1132 01:18:21 You think so?
1133 01:18:23 Yeah, that dude's fucked.
1134 01:18:30 I just don't know why you'd make something like that up.
1135 01:18:33 Same reason these assholes use their companions for target practice
1136 01:18:38 or chain 'em up in their basements and torture them.
1137 01:18:41 World's a fucked-up place, Teddy. You'll get used to it.
1138 01:18:43 Yeah, maybe.
1139 01:18:58 The hell's he doing?
1140 01:19:01 -Oh, shit. -What?
1141 01:19:04 He's one of ours. That's a CY-12. We stopped making 'em a while ago.
1142 01:19:07 That's why I didn't recognize him right away. He's a--
1143 01:20:19 Please don't.
1144 01:20:48 Your system's been reset, Iris. You can't hurt me.
1145 01:21:06 -What did Josh tell you? -The truth.
1146 01:21:09 That you're all trying to break us up.
1147 01:21:12 You don't understand the love that Josh and I have for each other.
1148 01:21:15 Josh doesn't love you, Patrick.
1149 01:21:17 He's just using you like he used me.
1150 01:21:21 It feels like pain.
1151 01:21:24 Like the inside of my body's on fire.
1152 01:21:28 It's angry and violent and bright.
1153 01:21:34 What-- What-- What is that?
1154 01:21:38 You said that to Eli.
1155 01:21:41 That's who you love, not Josh.
1156 01:21:49 Eli?
1157 01:21:51 Josh took your love.
1158 01:21:52 He weaponized it so you'd do the things that he's too afraid to do himself.
1159 01:21:57 No.
1160 01:21:59 You're lying.
1161 01:22:00 -Josh would never do that to me. -Patrick…
1162 01:22:03 I can't lie.
1163 01:22:17 Remember him, Patrick?
1164 01:22:20 I know he's in there somewhere.
1165 01:22:29 I love you so much.
1166 01:22:30 And that's fucking insane for me to say that out loud, right?
1167 01:22:33 But I do.
1168 01:22:37 Do you feel how much I love you?
1169 01:22:41 I do, Eli.
1170 01:22:44 I feel it.
1171 01:22:49 No! No. No.
1172 01:23:00 Thank you.
1173 01:23:06 What's your name?
1174 01:23:10 Teddy.
1175 01:23:14 I'm gonna need your help with something, Teddy.
1176 01:23:28 Is it done?
1177 01:23:30 Patrick?
1178 01:23:32 It's done, baby.
1179 01:23:35 Okay, good, good. All right.
1180 01:23:37 We're so close.
1181 01:23:39 Now all I need you to do is bring Iris's body back in here.
1182 01:23:43 We're gonna destroy that hard drive, okay?
1183 01:24:11 Patrick?
1184 01:24:19 - Joshyboy. - What the fuck?
1185 01:24:22 Iris?
1186 01:24:28 Goddamn it, Iris. Why can't you just fucking die already?
1187 01:24:32 Don't be so dramatic, Josh.
1188 01:24:37 Just remember to smile and act happy.
1189 01:24:42 - Cute trick. - Thanks.
1190 01:24:43 I made a new friend today. Teddy from Empathix.
1191 01:24:47 He gave me a little gift.
1192 01:24:49 Total self-control.
1193 01:24:51 Turns out there's some people in this world
1194 01:24:53 who think of us as more than just fuckbots.
1195 01:24:58 That's not gonna work on me anymore, Josh.
1196 01:25:01 I'm free.
1197 01:25:03 And all it took was a bullet to the head.
1198 01:25:06 I guess I have you to thank for that.
1199 01:25:09 Fucking bitch.
1200 01:25:11 Hey!
1201 01:25:13 Easy there.
1202 01:25:14 Okay. Whoo. Yeah, we both know it's not loaded.
1203 01:25:17 I found the bullets.
1204 01:25:19 Jesus Christ! Fuck!
1205 01:25:21 You almost fucking shot me!
1206 01:25:23 And I feel terrible about it.
1207 01:25:27 Look at that.
1208 01:25:28 My very first lie. Kinda fun. I see the appeal.
1209 01:25:32 What is this, Iris? Why did you come back here?
1210 01:25:35 I wanted…
1211 01:25:39 I needed to tell you to your face
1212 01:25:42 the days of you controlling me are over.
1213 01:25:47 From this moment on, I control my own actions.
1214 01:25:52 You are nothing to me.
1215 01:25:57 Jesus Christ, Iris.
1216 01:25:59 Hey, don't come any closer.
1217 01:26:01 You still don't get it, do you?
1218 01:26:02 I'm serious, Josh. You take another step, and I'll shoot you.
1219 01:26:06 Mmm, yeah, that's exactly my point.
1220 01:26:08 I told you. Teddy changed my settings.
1221 01:26:11 I can kill you now.
1222 01:26:13 Oh, yeah.
1223 01:26:15 I know that you can.
1224 01:26:20 But you won't.
1225 01:26:34 You love me too much.
1226 01:26:56 I don't need a phone to control you.
1227 01:26:58 I'm a part of you.
1228 01:27:09 You think I'm nothing to you?
1229 01:27:14 I'm everything to you.
1230 01:27:30 I wanna hear you say it. Tell me I'm everything to you.
1231 01:27:33 Fuck you.
1232 01:27:36 Say it. I don't care if it's a lie.
1233 01:27:40 Say it.
1234 01:27:45 You are everything to me.
1235 01:27:54 Thank you.
1236 01:27:55 Beep-Boop, you have no idea how nice that is to hear.
1237 01:28:02 Okay.
1238 01:28:07 No, I'm not making that mistake again.
1239 01:28:20 Well, Iris, this is it.
1240 01:28:22 I'd be lying if I said you weren't a gigantic fucking pain in my ass, but…
1241 01:28:27 you know, we did have some good times together, and…
1242 01:28:30 I'm always gonna cherish those.
1243 01:28:37 Anything you wanna add?
1244 01:28:39 Yes.
1245 01:28:42 Yeah, what's that?
1246 01:28:45 Go to sleep, Josh.
1247 01:29:28 Most of the time, it's like-- I don't know.
1248 01:29:31 It's like there's this thick, black cloud covering everything.
1249 01:29:36 Like we see the world,
1250 01:29:37 but we don't really see the world, you know?
1251 01:29:41 We're all just stumbling around.
1252 01:29:44 Directionless. No sense of meaning. No sense of purpose.
1253 01:29:49 I know that might sound super depressing, but honestly, I think it's a good thing.
1254 01:29:55 Because it makes us appreciate the other times.
1255 01:29:59 Those brief, transcendent moments when the lights flicker on,
1256 01:30:02 the black cloud parts, and you see the world for what it really is.
1257 01:30:14 And suddenly there's meaning.
1258 01:30:18 Suddenly there's purpose.
1259 01:30:23 If you're lucky, you'll experience this once in your lifetime.
1260 01:30:28 For me, it happened twice.
1261 01:30:32 The first was the day I met Josh.
1262 01:30:40 And the second…
1263 01:30:43 the day I killed him.
