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1 00:00:31 All set, Charlie.
2 00:00:38 Hey, Pa!
3 00:00:44 Whoa.
4 00:00:47 Hey, Pa, you got timefor a game before supper?
5 00:00:50 Go get your ball. I'll meet you out back.
6 00:00:54 Okay, Roy.
7 00:00:56 Come on,I want to see some smoke on this one.
8 00:01:08 - Whoa! Okay!- Yeah!
9 00:01:13 Son, you put that in a bottle,
10 00:01:15 you got something sweeterthan Yoo-hoo.
11 00:01:20 Whoa! Beauty!
12 00:01:23 You got a great gift, Son.
13 00:01:25 It's as if angels came down from heaven
14 00:01:28 and put a blessingon your three bowling digits.
15 00:01:31 You can apply everythingthat I've taught you about bowling
16 00:01:35 to your daily life.
17 00:01:37 And if you do that,you're gonna be decent,
18 00:01:40 you're gonna be moral,
19 00:01:42 you're gonna be a good man.
20 00:03:41 Well, all set, guys.
21 00:03:43 Can you believe this?
22 00:03:45 Me on the professional bowling tour?
23 00:03:48 It's your calling, Son.
24 00:03:52 One day,when people say the name "Munson,"
25 00:03:55 they're gonna think "winner."
26 00:03:58 Just like DiMaggio is to baseball,
27 00:04:01 or Unitas is to football.
28 00:04:03 That's what Munson will be to bowling.
29 00:04:05 - That's right, Roy.- Yeah, Roy.
30 00:04:07 I hope so, Dad.I want to make you proud.
31 00:04:11 Hey, Roy,
32 00:04:13 maybe you can getthis old piece of crap working,
33 00:04:17 or if you get in a pinch,
34 00:04:20 maybe you'll get a couple of bucks for it.
35 00:04:28 Thanks, Dad.
36 00:04:32 You go get them, Son.
37 00:04:34 I will.
38 00:04:55 It all comes down to this roll.
39 00:04:59 Roy Munson, a man-child,
40 00:05:01 with a dream to topple bowling giant,Ernie McCracken.
41 00:05:05 If he strikes,he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters champion.
42 00:05:09 He's got one foot in the frying panand one in the pressure cooker.
43 00:05:12 Believe me, as a bowler, I know,
44 00:05:14 that right about now your bladder feelslike an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag,
45 00:05:19 and your butt is kind oflike an about-to-explode bratwurst.
46 00:05:24 Hey! Do you mind?I wasn't talking when you were bowling.
47 00:05:28 Was I talking out loud?
48 00:05:31 Was I?
49 00:05:34 Sorry.
50 00:05:38 Good luck.
51 00:05:45 Yeah!
52 00:06:00 Munson! Munson!
53 00:06:02 Munson! Munson! Munson! Munson!
54 00:06:13 Big problem, my friend.
55 00:06:15 - Engine blown.- Engine blown?
56 00:06:20 Someone put sugar in your tank.
57 00:06:23 - Sugar? That's impossible.- Here. Here. Sugar.
58 00:06:26 Maybe it's the bad kids around here.
59 00:06:29 - How much is it gonna cost to fix?- $2,000.
60 00:06:33 $2,000? That's gonna wipe me out.
61 00:06:40 I'm sorry. Did I wake you, Fatima?
62 00:06:42 - Ethyl supreme. Top it off, please.- Right away.
63 00:06:47 Watch the door.
64 00:06:48 Hey, pinhead,juice the tires for me, will you?
65 00:06:52 Today. Oh, Roy.Didn't expect to see you so soon.
66 00:06:56 - Hi, Mr. McCracken.- Hey, call me Ernie or Big Ern, huh?
67 00:07:02 For a young bowler like yourself,the tour can be very difficult.
68 00:07:06 Very expensive.
69 00:07:08 Tanqueray and Tab.
70 00:07:09 Keep them coming, sweets.I got a long drive.
71 00:07:11 Do me a favor, will you?
72 00:07:13 Would you mind washing offthat perfume
73 00:07:14 before you come back to our table?
74 00:07:17 A little bad luck, like you had here today,all of your dreams can go up in smoke.
75 00:07:24 That's why even we veteran bowlers,
76 00:07:26 we work our way,tournament to tournament.
77 00:07:29 We need the supplemental income.
78 00:07:32 Supplemental income?
79 00:07:34 - Supplemental.- Supplemental.
80 00:07:36 Yeah, it's extra. That's what it means.
81 00:07:40 You interested?
82 00:07:41 - Interested?- Interested.
83 00:07:43 Would you be interestedin some extra income?
84 00:07:47 Extra income?
85 00:07:49 Want to make more money?
86 00:07:53 Okay.
87 00:07:55 Why don't you go eat that outsideand then come on back in?
88 00:08:05 - Hi.- Hello.
89 00:08:07 Not you.
90 00:08:09 - Hi.- Hi.
91 00:08:22 God, do people actually bowl here?
92 00:08:24 They live here. They die here.They get their mail here.
93 00:08:27 I don't know about this, Mr. McCracken.Something doesn't seem right.
94 00:08:33 Well, it takes guts to say no, kid.You got a lot of courage.
95 00:08:38 I don't thinkI could call my mommy and daddy
96 00:08:40 and tell them I didn't have what it takesto make it on the tour.
97 00:08:44 All right, let's get going.
98 00:08:46 Better call them before they go to sleep.Come on, hurry up.
99 00:08:49 - All right.- Nice flip-flop. Way to go.
100 00:09:00 Two more for me and my friend here.
101 00:09:03 I got it in the nose.
102 00:09:05 Here, just take it out of that.
103 00:09:08 Say there, buddy,
104 00:09:10 you gonna buy the beersor the whole place?
105 00:09:13 No, I...
106 00:09:14 This is just my bonus.I had a good month.
107 00:09:17 A good month.
108 00:09:18 This punk shattered my monthly record.
109 00:09:22 I had the entire company record, 21%.Just shattered.
110 00:09:25 Look at this bonus they gave him.
111 00:09:26 What do you fellows sell?
112 00:09:28 - Dictionaries.- Dictionaries.
113 00:09:30 Yeah. Door to door.
114 00:09:36 Hey, what do you say,we play a couple of games?
115 00:09:38 - Maybe 20 bucks a game?- Oh, no.
116 00:09:40 No, you're not gonna bowl drunk again.
117 00:09:43 But I insist.
118 00:09:44 What do you want to risk?You have everything going for you.
119 00:09:47 You're on a gravy trainwith biscuit wheels.
120 00:09:50 You've just shattered my record.What do you want to go and lose it for?
121 00:09:53 This is a Gran Torinolooking at you here.
122 00:09:56 Don't do it, okay?
123 00:09:57 Let's just have six or seven drinksand go.
124 00:10:02 Hey, buddy boy.
125 00:10:05 You looking for a little friendly action,
126 00:10:08 I just might know somebodyto accommodate you.
127 00:10:13 Speak of the devil, and he appears.
128 00:10:15 I'm gonna play the jukebox.
129 00:10:27 - Yes!- Oh, yeah!
130 00:10:39 God!
131 00:10:40 God!
132 00:10:43 - Oh, yeah.- He was robbed and you know it.
133 00:10:45 Game, set, match, fellas.
134 00:10:47 Yeah, and I believe you owe usanother $100.
135 00:10:53 Well, we're not gettingmuch mercy here tonight.
136 00:10:56 Well, you guys got to forgive me.
137 00:10:58 You see, bowling for money,it's my only vice.
138 00:11:02 - Here's your drink.- Thanks, sugar.
139 00:11:09 Okay, two vices.
140 00:11:11 That's still very good.
141 00:11:14 All right, let's go.
142 00:11:16 Thank you for the education, gentlemen.
143 00:11:18 We've just received a Ph.D. in stupidity.Doctor, shall we?
144 00:11:22 Give us a chanceto win our money back.
145 00:11:25 Are you crazy?
146 00:11:28 Padre, how muchare you into us for already?
147 00:11:31 $350.
148 00:11:32 $350.
149 00:11:34 That's a landau roof and power steering,down the drain.
150 00:11:37 It could be in your pocket right now.Let's go.
151 00:11:40 Double or nothing,I can pick up that spare.
152 00:11:41 - I can... I think I can do it.- That's the six, seven, ten.
153 00:11:44 You'll pick up that sparethe same day my hair starts falling out.
154 00:11:47 Come on, let's get out of here.
155 00:11:49 - I can do this.- For $700? No way.
156 00:11:52 No. No way. No, not for $700.
157 00:11:56 What have you got here? 1,500.For $1,500.
158 00:11:58 Guys, you want some of the "action,"as he calls it?
159 00:12:01 Come on, you chickenshits.I'm good for the money.
160 00:12:03 Put up my share.
161 00:12:04 Now, Mr. Big Shot.
162 00:12:05 Mr. I-wear-my-pants-high
163 00:12:07 and-l-pick-up-every-sparedrunk-or-sober.
164 00:12:09 Come on, guys.
165 00:12:11 All right, we'll take that bet.
166 00:12:12 Fine, my friend, my so-called friend.
167 00:12:14 Take your silly little balland make your silly little spare,
168 00:12:18 or miss it!
169 00:12:20 Come on, boy. Bowl!
170 00:12:23 The name's not boy.
171 00:12:26 It's Roy.
172 00:12:37 Roy Munson.
173 00:12:40 How did he do that?
174 00:12:44 What did I tell you?What did I tell you? What did I tell you?
175 00:12:50 This feels weird.Are you sure this is legal?
176 00:12:54 I don't know. It's fun, though, isn't it?
177 00:13:01 What do you have sugar for,Mr. McCracken?
178 00:13:07 Didn't I tell youto call me Ernie or Big Ern?
179 00:13:13 It's for my morning coffee.
180 00:13:16 Get out of the car, wise guy!
181 00:13:19 What do we do?
182 00:13:20 Sometimes a bowlerjust has to face the music.
183 00:13:26 Come on. There you are. Let's go.
184 00:13:29 And that bowler is you, Roy.
185 00:13:38 You're in deep shit, kid!
186 00:13:40 Look, look, I don't knowwhat I'm doing here.
187 00:13:43 Let me see that hand.
188 00:13:46 Yeah, I thought I recognized that name.
189 00:13:49 - Father, please do something.- Oh, yeah.
190 00:13:51 I'm a priestlike you're a dictionary salesman,
191 00:13:54 you piece of shit.Come on, get him inside.
192 00:13:56 Come on. No, don't do this.
193 00:13:59 No!
194 00:14:00 No!
195 00:14:02 What are you doing?
196 00:14:04 I'll pay you back, I swear to God.I swear.
197 00:14:08 - Get him up there.- No, no, no!
198 00:14:10 No!
199 00:14:11 No!
200 00:14:12 - No!- Do it!
201 00:14:14 No!
202 00:14:16 God! No!
203 00:14:18 No!
204 00:14:19 - Do it.- No!
205 00:15:23 Hey, Herb, how's life?
206 00:15:25 Taking forever.
207 00:15:28 Morning, Mike.
208 00:15:31 Roy, can you get sick drinking piss?
209 00:15:37 I think you can.
210 00:15:40 Even if it's your own?
211 00:15:47 Hey, Captain Hook, wait up.
212 00:15:51 Hey!
213 00:15:54 I want that rent by tomorrow,or you are out of here!
214 00:16:40 Okay, I got you downfor a 50-gallon drum of lane oil
215 00:16:43 and a case of bowler's tape...
216 00:16:45 Every week I tell you the same thing,
217 00:16:47 we don't need nothing.
218 00:16:50 What about a grossof fluorescent condoms
219 00:16:54 for the novelty machinein the men's room?
220 00:16:56 I mean, those are funeven when you're alone.
221 00:16:58 - Yeah.- You get it?
222 00:17:00 - Yeah.- This is like the hula-hoop of the '90s.
223 00:17:01 - People go nuts...- No!
224 00:17:03 Look, we don't even havea novelty machine
225 00:17:05 in the men's room anymore.
226 00:17:08 And you call this a bowling alley?
227 00:17:26 You stroke a hell of a ball,
228 00:17:29 but I bet when you're off,you leave a lot of buckets.
229 00:17:32 Excuse me.
230 00:17:34 Buckets, three, five, six and nine.
231 00:17:36 It's from coming in too lightin the pocket
232 00:17:38 and sending the head pinaround the three.
233 00:17:42 You could tell all thatfrom just seeing me throw one strike?
234 00:17:46 I didn't see it. I heard it.
235 00:17:48 Try moving a couple of boardsto the left.
236 00:18:08 Would you look at that?
237 00:18:10 Sweeter than Yoo-hoo.
238 00:18:14 How come you know so muchabout bowling?
239 00:18:17 Well, maybe this'll help explain it to you.
240 00:18:21 Oh, wow. That's really something.
241 00:18:24 - What's that made out of?- 14-karat gold.
242 00:18:26 Really? Looks like rubber.
243 00:18:30 No, the ring, not the hand.
244 00:18:35 Wow, state champion.
245 00:18:38 - You the state champion?- Was. Iowa, '79.
246 00:18:42 Name's Roy Munson.
247 00:18:44 Ishmael Boorg.
248 00:18:47 You know, you've got as powerfula stroke as I've ever seen, Ishmael.
249 00:18:51 You could lose a little off the backswing,but you're not bad.
250 00:18:54 - What's your average?- I don't know. 265, 270.
251 00:18:59 Well, I got to go.
252 00:19:01 - Bye.- Whoa. Hey, easy does it.
253 00:19:05 What's your hurry?We're just getting acquainted.
254 00:19:07 You're wasting your time, Munson.He's from way out in Brimfield.
255 00:19:11 So?
256 00:19:13 Brimfield's an Amish community.
257 00:19:15 - He's Amish?- No fooling you.
258 00:19:23 Hey!
259 00:19:26 Hey, wait up.I want to talk to you for a second.
260 00:19:28 About what?
261 00:19:31 You got something special.
262 00:19:33 With your talent and my knowledge,you could be a champion.
263 00:19:36 I mean that.
264 00:19:37 And I know talentbecause I manage bowlers.
265 00:19:43 Bowling manager?
266 00:19:45 Why would a bowler need a manager?
267 00:19:49 "Why would a bowler need a manager?"
268 00:19:53 Well, don't you need a coach,
269 00:19:57 a friend, a brother,
270 00:20:00 someone who's gonna stick by your sidethrough thick and thin,
271 00:20:04 someone who will be a loyal friend,
272 00:20:06 and never, ever, ever turn on you,no matter what?
273 00:20:15 I'm sorry, sir, but I'm just not interested.
274 00:20:20 I hope you rot in hell, you loser!
275 00:20:23 You suck!
276 00:20:25 You don't deserve a car!
277 00:20:34 Where's the milk for the coffee?
278 00:20:37 We're all out.
279 00:20:42 Well, what do you call thatin the cooler?
280 00:20:47 Well, if you want to buy some,help yourself,
281 00:20:49 but the freebies are all out.
282 00:20:51 Buy some?
283 00:20:53 What, I got to pay for mustardif I get a hot dog?
284 00:20:57 If the freebies are out, yeah.
285 00:21:03 Can you break a 20?
286 00:21:06 And give me a box of Marlboros.
287 00:21:15 Do I got to pay for matches?
288 00:21:17 Five, five's ten. Here's 20.
289 00:21:21 If you ever need to just talk, call me.
290 00:21:29 - Can I help you here?- Thanks.
291 00:21:31 Come on up.
292 00:21:34 - Absolutely precious.- Yeah.
293 00:21:39 That will come out.
294 00:21:41 Treasure these special times.
295 00:21:44 Look at you.
296 00:21:48 Did you burn your little fingers?
297 00:21:53 - Adorable.- Thanks.
298 00:22:02 Charge me for milk, will you?You lowlife.
299 00:22:09 - Give me the pocketbook, lady.- No.
300 00:22:11 - Give me it.- No.
301 00:22:12 - Hey!- Give me it!
302 00:22:14 Okay.
303 00:22:16 Give it back. What are you, a sissy?You need a purse?
304 00:22:19 I'll slice your throat.
305 00:22:22 Shit!
306 00:22:23 You burned me, you bastard.
307 00:22:26 Go ahead, you chickenshit.Run home to mommy.
308 00:22:29 Pussy!
309 00:22:31 Here you go.
310 00:22:33 You okay?
311 00:22:34 I'm fine.
312 00:22:37 I am fine.
313 00:22:40 That was a very brave thingthat you did, Munson.
314 00:22:44 You are a hero,
315 00:22:46 a genuine hero.
316 00:22:48 I'm no hero.I don't even know what happened.
317 00:22:50 Nine out of 10 times,I'd be running in the other direction.
318 00:22:55 You know, about the rent...
319 00:22:58 No, no, no,don't you worry about that, Roy.
320 00:23:00 You pay me the moneywhenever you get it,
321 00:23:02 'cause I know you are good for it.
322 00:23:05 - Thank you.- You're welcome. You thank you.
323 00:23:09 What 50? We said 25.
324 00:23:11 I think I deserve a little extra
325 00:23:12 after getting third-degree burnson my pupils.
326 00:23:15 Hey, look, I didn't knowyou were gonna use a knife.
327 00:23:17 I'm just trying to buy a little extra time.I don't want to give her a coronary.
328 00:23:20 I had to make it look real, didn't I?
329 00:23:23 Look, besides,that coffee wasn't even hot.
330 00:23:27 - Now that's hot.- Where's your newspaper?
331 00:23:29 - I got to take a dump.- I don't have a paper.
332 00:23:31 - I got to crap. I need something to read.- Here, use this shampoo.
333 00:23:36 "New and improved." I read this already.
334 00:23:37 You got any of that new Mentadent?
335 00:23:40 Roy, I know how you like to drink,so I brought you some...
336 00:23:49 Why, you no good son of a bitch!
337 00:23:53 You crazy bastard!Well, how the hell did you get in here?
338 00:23:56 - Now get out!- That'll be 100 now, you prick!
339 00:24:00 And don't come back!
340 00:24:02 - Munson!- Some people never learn. I...
341 00:24:04 You are history!
342 00:24:06 I am calling the cops!
343 00:24:11 Wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. Hey.
344 00:24:13 Now, calm down. Calm down.Calm down.
345 00:24:16 You have every right to be angry, okay?
346 00:24:19 Just take a deep breath.
347 00:24:23 No.
348 00:24:24 There's got to be some wayI can work this off.
349 00:24:27 - Some way I can make it up to you.- No, no, no, no, no! No!
350 00:24:36 Well...
351 00:24:48 Stop it, you. It wasn't that bad.
352 00:24:53 My little Roy-toy.
353 00:24:58 What is it about good sexthat makes me have to crap?
354 00:25:03 Guess it's all that pumping.
355 00:25:05 Pump and dump.
356 00:25:11 You really jarred something loose, tiger.
357 00:25:17 Oh, boy.
358 00:25:21 I got two bits of advice for you, Munson.
359 00:25:25 Number one, why don't you forgetabout this bowling business
360 00:25:28 and get yourself a real job?
361 00:25:33 Number two, you still owe meanother month's rent.
362 00:25:36 So if I were you,
363 00:25:37 I would start doingsome tongue exercises before Friday.
364 00:26:37 Top of the morning to you.I'm Hezakiah Munson.
365 00:26:40 I'm passing through on my way to Ohio.
366 00:26:43 Any shinglingor butter churning need doing?
367 00:26:55 Lucas, you know better than that.
368 00:26:58 We're waiting on your brotherto come in from the fields.
369 00:27:09 How many children do you have,Brother Hezakiah?
370 00:27:12 None that I know of.
371 00:27:16 What I mean to say is I was...
372 00:27:18 We... I'm unable to have children.
373 00:27:21 Nasty cheese grating accidentas a young man.
374 00:27:29 Why are you late this time, Ishmael?
375 00:27:31 Sorry, Pa. I was out in the cornfield,and the stalks were broken,
376 00:27:36 and so I thought I could fix it.
377 00:27:38 Hi, Grandma.
378 00:27:44 Ishmael, please meetour friend from Ohio, Brother Hezakiah.
379 00:27:50 Hello, Ishmael.
380 00:28:00 Why did you come here?
381 00:28:02 We didn't get a chance to finish talking.
382 00:28:04 You're only gonna make trouble for me.
383 00:28:07 Have a seat.
384 00:28:11 Look, my grandfather took me bowlingwhen I was a kid.
385 00:28:15 It was our secret.
386 00:28:17 If anyone around here found outthat I went down to that bowling alley,
387 00:28:19 I don't know what would happen.
388 00:28:22 Ishmael, there's a tournamentin Reno, Nevada in a few weeks.
389 00:28:26 The best bowlers in the countryare gonna be there.
390 00:28:29 With my help, I think you can beat them.You hear me?
391 00:28:34 First prize is $1 million.
392 00:28:36 We split everythingright down the middle.
393 00:28:40 No, sir. I think it's best that you go.
394 00:28:43 By tomorrow, they'll surely find outthat you're a fraud.
395 00:28:46 We Amish,we demand more of ourselves.
396 00:28:49 You people work 8-hour days.We work 12.
397 00:28:51 We do whatever you people doplus a half. That's how we survive.
398 00:28:55 Believe me,keeping up is not gonna be a problem.
399 00:29:04 Pa, his bed's made, but he isn't in there.
400 00:29:07 He must've left.
401 00:29:10 Guess Brother Hezakiahwas afraid of getting his fingers dirty.
402 00:29:13 Morning! I hope you don't mind.
403 00:29:15 I got up a little early, so I took the libertyof milking your cow for you.
404 00:29:19 Yeah, it took a little whileto get her warmed up.
405 00:29:21 She sure is a stubborn one.Then, pow! All at once.
406 00:29:26 We don't have a cow.
407 00:29:28 We have a bull.
408 00:29:36 I'll brush my teeth.
409 00:30:02 Ishmael, you take Lucas downwith the other children.
410 00:30:04 Keep an eye on them for us, please.
411 00:30:06 Brother Hezakiah, you come with us.
412 00:30:09 The children?But I wanted to help with the barn.
413 00:30:12 You can help after lunch. Go ahead.
414 00:30:17 Grab your tools. Follow me.
415 00:31:27 I don't know howa barn-raising's done in Ohio,
416 00:31:30 but here in Pennsylvania,
417 00:31:32 no one runs for the dinner bell
418 00:31:33 in the middle of liftinga 2,000 pound wall!
419 00:31:37 Okay, all right. I mean...
420 00:31:42 Brother Thomas,you know what it says in the Bible
421 00:31:44 about not forgiving people.
422 00:31:48 Why don't you tell us all what it says,Brother Hezakiah?
423 00:31:53 Well, it's against it.
424 00:32:02 Yeah, sure, Thomas can raise a barn,but can he pick up a 7-10 split?
425 00:32:06 God blessed my brotherto be a good carpenter. It's okay.
426 00:32:11 Yeah, well, he blessed you, 100,and I'll give you a clue what it is.
427 00:32:14 It's round, it has three holes,and you stick your fingers into it.
428 00:32:17 You leave Rebecca out of this, mister!
429 00:32:19 I'm talking about bowling, your future.
430 00:32:23 Well, just drop it, Mr. Munson.
431 00:32:25 Right now, the only future I haveis re-shoeing Buttercup.
432 00:32:29 Holy cow.
433 00:32:31 Yeah, this is Buttercup.
434 00:32:33 Biggest, strongest horse in the county.
435 00:32:36 Ishmael, like a word with you.
436 00:32:39 Okay, Pa.
437 00:32:44 Brother Hezakiah,take the horse's shoes off.
438 00:32:47 Ishmael will be right back.
439 00:32:56 Don't be angry with your brother,Thomas.
440 00:32:59 He's been under a lot of pressuredealing with those bankers.
441 00:33:03 Is everything okay, Pa?
442 00:33:06 No, Son.
443 00:33:08 The community's in trouble.
444 00:33:11 They've threatenedto foreclose on the land.
445 00:33:13 Is there anything I can do?
446 00:33:16 Not unless you can figure out a wayto come up with a half million dollars.
447 00:33:24 Well, there's a storm on the horizon.
448 00:33:29 I guess the angels are bowling.
449 00:33:32 Maybe they're gonna bring usa messenger.
450 00:33:39 It took some doing,but I finally got them off.
451 00:33:42 Where do you keep the new shoes?
452 00:33:46 What, I got a...
453 00:33:48 I got a booger hanging? Huh?
454 00:33:54 Tell my parents that God spoke to meto go on a mission with Brother Munson.
455 00:33:58 If the good Lord sees fit,
456 00:34:01 I'll be back with enough moneyto save the land.
457 00:34:04 Ishmael, promise me
458 00:34:06 that you'll be careful whenyou're out among the English.
459 00:34:09 Do not allow yourself to be corrupted.
460 00:34:12 Don't worry, Miss Rebecca,your goodness gives me strength.
461 00:34:16 Nothing can make me stray.
462 00:34:30 Buckle up, my friend.
463 00:34:32 You're about to embarkon a great adventure.
464 00:34:43 - Smoke?- No, thanks.
465 00:34:47 You really should try to quit,Mr. Munson.
466 00:34:50 They say it's bad for your heart,your lungs,
467 00:34:53 quickens the aging process.
468 00:34:55 Is that right? Who's donemore research on the subject
469 00:34:58 than the good peopleat the American tobacco industry?
470 00:35:01 They say it's harmless.Why would they lie?
471 00:35:03 If you're dead, you can't smoke.
472 00:35:12 You get warmed up.I'll grab us a couple coffees.
473 00:35:14 I don't drink coffee.
474 00:35:17 - Why not?- Because it's a stimulant.
475 00:35:21 What the helldo you think cigarettes are?
476 00:35:24 They are?
477 00:35:29 All right. Make it extra-large,two sugars, lots of cream.
478 00:35:32 Lots of cream.
479 00:35:46 Mr. Munson, you all right?
480 00:35:52 Ish, what happened in there?
481 00:35:56 Well, I don't know.I thought I played pretty good.
482 00:35:59 You know, he's just a little betterthan me, that's all.
483 00:36:02 Pretty good, huh? 186.
484 00:36:08 You lost to a club player!
485 00:36:11 What... That's not supposed to happen!You're carrying a 270 average!
486 00:36:15 Well, what do you expect?I mean, you guys with your 10 frames.
487 00:36:20 What do you mean"you guys with your 10 frames"?
488 00:36:23 My grandpa always taught meto bowl 15 frames.
489 00:36:26 It's like I told you before,
490 00:36:27 we Amish, we do everything half againas hard as you do.
491 00:36:30 Ten frames?
492 00:36:32 That's for Quakers.
493 00:36:39 I ain't going home.
494 00:36:42 Look, there's no way you'd standa chance against those guys.
495 00:36:47 But you said I was the best prospectyou'd ever seen.
496 00:36:49 You saidyou could make me a champion.
497 00:36:51 I've been liquored up for 17 years.My judgment's not what it once was.
498 00:36:59 Pull the car over. I want to get out here.
499 00:37:03 - I'll drive you home.- I don't want to go home!
500 00:37:06 I want to go to Reno!
501 00:37:08 Now, pull the car overand let me out of here!
502 00:37:15 You know, this is silly.
503 00:37:16 You've only been gone a couple of days.They'll forgive you.
504 00:37:20 Yeah.
505 00:37:22 Yeah, you're right, Mr. Munson.They'll probably forgive me.
506 00:37:26 They expect me to come homewith my tail between my legs,
507 00:37:28 but I won't do it.
508 00:37:30 I'd sooner get munsoned out herein the middle of nowhere
509 00:37:33 than lose face in front of my friendsand family again.
510 00:37:36 What'd you just say?
511 00:37:37 I said I don't want to lose facein front of my friends and family.
512 00:37:40 No, before that.
513 00:37:41 I said I'd sooner get munsoned out herein the middle of nowhere.
514 00:37:46 "Munsoned"?
515 00:37:48 - What the hell is that?- You know, munsoned.
516 00:37:52 To be up a creek without a paddle.
517 00:37:53 To have the whole worldin the palm of your hand
518 00:37:55 and then blow it, you know.It's a figure of speech.
519 00:37:59 "Munsoned."
520 00:38:19 Congratulations, my friend.You passed the test.
521 00:38:23 A true champion doesn't quit,and neither did you.
522 00:38:27 - You mean, you were just testing me?- A little Roy 101.
523 00:38:33 You were just testing me.
524 00:38:42 Mr. Munson.
525 00:38:44 Whoa!
526 00:38:48 Come on, hop in.
527 00:38:50 I got to watch you.
528 00:38:55 So, I did good, huh?
529 00:38:58 You did great,but school's just beginning.
530 00:39:11 I'm telling you,a bowler's two worst enemies
531 00:39:13 are his eyes and his ears.
532 00:39:15 You shut these, you close those,and you just feel it.
533 00:40:27 Hey. Hey, coach, listen to this.
534 00:40:29 "English bulldog, one testicle, $500."
535 00:40:34 Wow. For that kind of money,you think you'd get two testicles.
536 00:40:37 Don't you think?
537 00:40:39 How the hell should I know, Ishmael?
538 00:40:41 I'm tired of all your questions.
539 00:40:43 I'm not here to teach you everythingabout everything in the world.
540 00:40:46 I'm here to teach you about bowling,and that's it.
541 00:40:50 Okay, okay, keep your shirt on.
542 00:40:54 I mean,I can figure some things out for myself.
543 00:41:10 Wait a minute. Hold it. I'm gonna bet?
544 00:41:12 Yeah, well, if we're gonna makeenough dough to get to Reno,
545 00:41:14 we're gonna bet. Yeah.
546 00:41:19 Ish, you can't have it both ways.
547 00:41:21 If you want to earn half a million dollarsand save that small town of yours,
548 00:41:25 you're gonna have tobend the rules a little.
549 00:41:27 No way. There's no way I can bet.
550 00:41:30 It's against my religion.
551 00:41:32 I was raised to not be a gambler,and there's no way I'm gonna bet.
552 00:41:36 - Hey. Hey! Ish. Ish!- No. No!
553 00:41:38 - Hey!- No way.
554 00:41:39 Listen, you stupid banana head.
555 00:41:41 You don't have to bet! I'll bet for you.
556 00:41:44 That's cool.
557 00:41:46 I mean, what's the worstthat could happen, huh?
558 00:41:54 So, you two are dictionary salesmen.
559 00:41:58 You would be punctiliousin assuming that.
560 00:42:01 Yeah, your buddy tells meyou're the best salesman
561 00:42:03 in the whole company.
562 00:42:05 You must be a pretty smooth talker.
563 00:42:09 Yeah. Yep.
564 00:42:14 You don't have to read themto sell them, you know.
565 00:42:18 So, Steve, what do you saywe bowl a couple games?
566 00:42:22 Steve?
567 00:42:25 Yo, Steve-arino.
568 00:42:28 Right.
569 00:42:30 Okay, you want to bowlfor some big money, hey?
570 00:42:34 But I'll lose my entire bonus check'cause I'm so bombed.
571 00:42:41 You get that waywhen you drink ginger ale?
572 00:42:45 Oh, no.He was sniffing glue in the parking lot.
573 00:42:50 I haven't heard this one in a while.
574 00:42:53 How does the rest of this hustle work?
575 00:42:58 Nice going, De Niro.
576 00:43:00 It's Steve.
577 00:43:02 What, you want to blow the whole thing?
578 00:43:06 Look, if you guys wanta straight-up money game,
579 00:43:09 you show up at this address tonight.
580 00:43:11 At midnight.
581 00:43:14 And bring some money.
582 00:43:17 Wow. Look at that.
583 00:43:24 Are you all right, sir?
584 00:43:27 Yeah, I'm fine. Just make sure you win.
585 00:43:30 We can't lose.
586 00:43:31 It's the centurion's faiththat wins him divine favor.
587 00:43:37 Got you!
588 00:43:39 Okay, park the shitboxand come with me. Come on.
589 00:43:45 He seems like a real cutup, huh?
590 00:43:49 You know, Stanley,
591 00:43:50 I don't necessarily feel like we needto play for money, you know.
592 00:43:54 Why don't we just play for fun?
593 00:43:56 - Every once in a while...- Cut the bullshit, Munson.
594 00:43:58 I know you're a hustler.Now, can your kid play or not?
595 00:44:03 He can play.
596 00:44:06 Fine.
597 00:44:07 Then it's $1,000 a game.
598 00:44:12 Claudia, why don't you show us the wayto the bowling alley?
599 00:44:20 Isn't she the most incredible womanyou've ever seen?
600 00:44:24 She's hot.
601 00:44:26 And those babies are real.
602 00:44:32 Twice.
603 00:44:37 What's so funny?
604 00:44:41 I didn't want to be the one to tell him,but with those narrow hips,
605 00:44:44 that girl couldn't have morethan six or seven children.
606 00:44:59 An open frame in the tenth.I was robbed, god damn it!
607 00:45:03 He's got a 228.You need three strikes, Ish.
608 00:45:08 Okay, stay focused.
609 00:45:10 Snap it. Pull. Pull that string. All right.
610 00:45:16 Hey, Munson,now it's getting interesting, huh?
611 00:45:20 Bottom of the ninth.Two-minute warning. Last frame.
612 00:45:34 There's no questionfarmer boy's a fine bowler,
613 00:45:36 but competing under pressure?
614 00:45:45 One more, Ish. One more.
615 00:45:48 Boy, it's hot in here.I need something to cool down.
616 00:46:09 I'm sorry. Where are my manners?
617 00:46:12 Does anyone else want one?
618 00:46:14 Yeah, I'll take a couple jugs... Mugs.
619 00:46:17 Two bottle. One... One bottle.
620 00:46:20 Don't trouble yourself, ma'am.I'll get that.
621 00:46:29 - What kind do you want, Mr. Munson?- Whatever.
622 00:46:39 Here you go, sir.
623 00:46:42 - Come on, buddy, bowl.- I'm kind of nippy.
624 00:47:00 Yes!
625 00:47:11 What can I say?
626 00:47:12 Good game. My hat's off to you.
627 00:47:17 The great Stanley got beatenby the farm boy on his own track.
628 00:47:23 Could I have a word with youin the other room, dear?
629 00:47:42 Don't ever pull that shit with me!
630 00:47:44 What do you mean?I wasn't doing anything.
631 00:47:46 What's wrong with you?
632 00:47:56 Anyway, I owe you guysa little bit of money.
633 00:48:01 Let's play another game.
634 00:48:04 Oh, no. Not tonight.
635 00:48:06 We got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow,and it's a school night, so...
636 00:48:10 - What the hell is that?- What?
637 00:48:13 This.
638 00:48:15 One hundred-dollar billwrapped in Monopoly money.
639 00:48:22 You look like you want to hit me.
640 00:48:23 We don't raise our hands in angeragainst others.
641 00:48:28 Well, we do!
642 00:48:30 Unbelievable!
643 00:48:32 You disgrace my home,
644 00:48:33 dishonor the game by bettingwith money you don't even have!
645 00:48:37 You piece of garbage!
646 00:48:39 I want you to take them out back,
647 00:48:41 and I want you to make his left handlook just like his right hand!
648 00:48:46 - Mr. Munson...- What the hell?
649 00:48:47 - Get them! Don't let them get out!- I got them!
650 00:48:49 - Hit the lights!- I got the punk!
651 00:48:51 Where's the door?
652 00:48:53 You bald bastard,I'll gouge your eyes out!
653 00:48:55 You son of a... Oh, shit!
654 00:49:04 - Give me the keys.- Why?
655 00:49:05 Give me the goddamn keys.
656 00:49:07 Hey, nobody drives my car.
657 00:49:12 - Come on, Mr. Munson.- Wait, wait, wait.
658 00:49:13 Come on, Mr. Munson.
659 00:49:23 Shit! Look at this.
660 00:49:36 Hey, hey. Slow down, all right?You're gonna get us all killed.
661 00:49:40 Shit!
662 00:49:42 Shit! Shit!
663 00:49:44 I don't know why I did this.
664 00:49:47 I don't know where I'm going.
665 00:49:48 I don't have a clue what I'm gonna dowhen I get there.
666 00:49:51 Why couldn't this have worked out?
667 00:49:55 He hit me, the bastard,and hitting I don't take!
668 00:50:00 Look, just calm down, all right?Take it easy. Calm.
669 00:50:04 Just like the kid back there. Look how...
670 00:50:07 Ish.
671 00:50:11 Ish?
672 00:50:13 Pull it over. Pull it over.
673 00:50:19 Ishmael always was a strange boy,but he means well, and we love him.
674 00:50:23 Please bring him back home.
675 00:50:24 I will, Father.
676 00:50:26 I promise you,I will not return without him.
677 00:50:37 I walked past them all just like I say
678 00:50:41 And I felt this hurtthat would not go home
679 00:50:46 I can't expect you all to see this my way
680 00:50:50 But you might not rememberthe trees that I'd known
681 00:50:55 And I want them to bring backmy old corner store
682 00:51:04 Damn this hand!
683 00:51:06 Where do you get something like that?
684 00:51:07 Prosthetics-R-Us, aisle 6.Right next to the glass eyeballs.
685 00:51:12 Must be toughwhen you're spanking your monkey.
686 00:51:15 You have a monkey?
687 00:51:19 Hey, handsome, how about a dance?
688 00:51:22 Yeah, well, thank you, young lovely,
689 00:51:25 but to tell you the truthI'm a little bit worn out.
690 00:51:28 I wasn't asking you.
691 00:51:29 She said handsome, not handless.
692 00:51:32 So, how about it?
693 00:51:34 Dance? I don't know how to dance.
694 00:51:36 Well, it's about time you learned.
695 00:51:50 When there's things to doand not because you gotta
696 00:51:54 When you run for lovenot because you ought to
697 00:51:59 Listen.
698 00:52:01 We appreciate your helpwith your boyfriend and everything.
699 00:52:04 - But...- You look. I did it for the kid.
700 00:52:09 A cheap hustler like you,
701 00:52:10 I couldn't have caredif they put a bullet in your head.
702 00:52:13 You care about the kid, huh?
703 00:52:16 Well, I got a newsflash for you,Mother Teresa.
704 00:52:18 Just because you spend mostof your time in the missionary position
705 00:52:21 doesn't make you a missionary.
706 00:52:24 - This is gonna work out fine.- What?
707 00:52:27 Well, it's betterthat we don't like each other,
708 00:52:29 since we're gonna be business partners.
709 00:52:30 You know, checks and balances.
710 00:52:34 - Business partners?- Yeah.
711 00:52:36 That's precious.
712 00:52:38 Look, I saw your phony roll.
713 00:52:41 You don't have enough moneyto get to Reno.
714 00:52:44 Why don't you just eat your chili fries
715 00:52:47 and drink your shake and go blow lunch,
716 00:52:49 or do whatever it is you doto keep that ass of yours in business?
717 00:52:52 Look, Mr. Munster,
718 00:52:54 you're not exactly the smartest guyI ever ran across.
719 00:52:57 Oh, yeah?And who are you, Alfred Einstein?
720 00:53:02 So, this is rock 'n' roll.
721 00:53:05 I like it.
722 00:53:08 God.
723 00:53:10 - It's my boyfriend, Skidmark.- I'd like to meet him.
724 00:53:13 I don't think you want to meet him.
725 00:53:15 Hi, Mr. Skidmark.
726 00:53:16 Look, your act is about as freshas a Foghat concert.
727 00:53:20 It really bites, Roy.
728 00:53:22 You don't have to worry about us.
729 00:53:23 I know a little somethingabout this racket.
730 00:53:25 I learned it the hard way.
731 00:53:27 Yeah, well, I've got stake money.500 bucks.
732 00:53:31 And I'll tell you something else.
733 00:53:33 Ishmael likes me.
734 00:53:35 I promise you, you're not his type.
735 00:53:37 I'm his type. I'm every guy's type.
736 00:53:41 You trying to pick up my woman?
737 00:53:42 Hey, you crazy or something?
738 00:53:44 Hey! Come here!
739 00:53:46 - Get him, Skid.- She was just teaching me to dance.
740 00:53:48 I didn't know how to dance, and...You want to dance?
741 00:53:51 What are you trying to say?You want me to dance?
742 00:53:53 Well, no. No, not if you don't want to.I mean, I just...
743 00:53:55 I can't believe you're in heretrying to move in on my squirrel.
744 00:53:58 I ought to stoot slap your ass right now!
745 00:54:00 We're gonna drill youanother asshole, shithead!
746 00:54:02 You want to kiss somebody, Goldilocks?Kiss these!
747 00:54:13 Take that, you freaky piece of shit!
748 00:54:15 - You don't mow another guy's lawn!- All right! All right!
749 00:54:20 That was really heroic, Munson.
750 00:54:24 Hey, I did Ish a favor.
751 00:54:25 If I hadn't knocked him out,those animals would've torn him apart.
752 00:54:29 That's the thanks I get?
753 00:54:31 You didn't have to have beerswith them afterwards.
754 00:54:35 Well, I didn't want them to thinkthat we were in cahoots.
755 00:54:38 Well, I think you cleared that upwhen you rubbed Tabasco in his eyes.
756 00:54:44 Could you move that seat upso I can stretch my feet out?
757 00:54:50 Thanks, Miss Claudia.
758 00:54:52 Here.
759 00:54:53 I had them wrap up your food'cause this'll probably be your last meal.
760 00:54:57 Seeing as you don't haveany more money.
761 00:55:00 You're the greatest, Miss Claudia.
762 00:55:08 Ishmael, I just had a thought. I...
763 00:55:12 Seeing as how Claudiahas been so kind to us,
764 00:55:17 I thought maybe she could join ustill she gets back on her feet.
765 00:55:23 Yeah?
766 00:55:24 Mr. Munson,if I could see you, I'd kiss you.
767 00:55:30 Isn't he the best?I mean, you're the best, Mr. Munson.
768 00:58:01 - What you doing there, Mr. Munson?- Flossing.
769 00:58:06 Flossing?
770 00:58:09 Where did I get "munson" from?
771 00:58:12 The name's Munson.What I'm doing is flossing.
772 00:58:15 This is called floss. It cleans your teeth.
773 00:58:17 You ought to try it sometime.You'd be amazed what you'd find.
774 00:58:20 I guess I don't know much about lifeoutside of Brimfield.
775 00:58:25 I was never in a car before.
776 00:58:28 I never stayed in a fancy hotel before.
777 00:58:30 Never saw a man pick his nosewith a hook before.
778 00:58:35 When I stop and think about it all,it can get pretty scary.
779 00:58:47 Mr. Munson!
780 00:58:48 It's an emergency.We got to get the hell out of here.
781 00:58:50 - But what are we gonna...- No if, ands or buts.
782 00:58:52 - You just get moving.- I'll go get Miss Claudia.
783 00:58:55 No. Don't get Claudia.I'll explain it all later.
784 00:58:58 - Just be quiet.- Okay.
785 00:59:04 I think I tore my sack.
786 00:59:06 - Are you okay, Mr. Munson?- What did I just say?
787 00:59:10 - "I think I tore my sack"?- No! "Be quiet!"
788 00:59:14 Okay.
789 00:59:19 - The Army evacuated everybody.- Evacuated?
790 00:59:22 Yeah. A big military train derailed,
791 00:59:25 and this whole areais in danger of being contaminated
792 00:59:27 by a huge cloud of... Shit!
793 00:59:30 A huge cloud of shit? Wow!
794 00:59:33 God! I think I smell it! Come on, let's go!
795 00:59:35 Come on, Mr. Munson. Miss Claudia.
796 00:59:40 Roy, could we go have a little chat?
797 00:59:44 - Surely.- Great.
798 00:59:52 Hey, everybody,there's a shit cloud coming!
799 00:59:54 Run for your lives!
800 00:59:56 $60-a-night motel room,and you're sleeping in the car?
801 00:59:59 That makes a lot of sense.
802 01:00:00 Yeah. Don't I feel like a fool?
803 01:00:02 I know what you're thinking, all right?So just let me explain here.
804 01:00:08 Mommy.
805 01:00:10 You must have a really wide foot.You got both of them.
806 01:00:14 I can't believe you were gonna ditch outand go to Reno without me!
807 01:00:17 I thought we were partners!
808 01:00:19 Hey! Spare me the indignant routine,all right?
809 01:00:22 You've been rubbing your titsin that kid's face
810 01:00:25 from the moment we hooked up,so that you could steal him from me.
811 01:00:28 - What?- Don't give me that "what" crap.
812 01:00:30 Half the dresses you got,you need two hairdos to wear.
813 01:00:33 Admit it! You've been planning ontaking him from me and leaving me flat.
814 01:00:37 I just beat you to the punch.
815 01:00:38 How dare you accuse me of anything?
816 01:00:41 Ish worships you, and all you've doneis feed him a load of bullshit
817 01:00:44 so you can line your own pockets!
818 01:00:45 Come on. Right now. You and me, bud.
819 01:00:49 What? Hey, look. Listen, lady,
820 01:00:52 I've done a lot of creepy thingsin my life,
821 01:00:55 but I'm not gonna lower myselfinto having a fistfight with a girl.
822 01:01:00 Stop that!
823 01:01:40 Ishmael! Where is he?
824 01:01:44 - Ishmael!- Great.
825 01:01:51 "I thought you were my friends.Good-bye, Ishmael."
826 01:02:13 I hope Ishmael hasenough street smarts
827 01:02:15 to get to Reno by himself.
828 01:02:17 Poor guy.
829 01:02:19 He's like a baby out there.
830 01:02:24 I hope he doesn't get munsonedout in the middle of nowhere.
831 01:02:32 Oh, shit!
832 01:02:33 You know, I didn't realize it,but we're near where I grew up.
833 01:02:39 What time are the toursto your boyhood home?
834 01:02:53 Yeah.
835 01:02:55 You know, it's been 17 yearssince I showed my face around here.
836 01:03:11 How do I look?
837 01:03:19 You look good, Roy.
838 01:03:20 Real sharp.
839 01:03:28 All right.
840 01:04:15 You okay?
841 01:04:22 It's just not what I expected.
842 01:04:26 What's taken you so longto come back, Roy?
843 01:04:30 Guess I was ashamed, you know.
844 01:04:32 Everybody expected so much from me.
845 01:04:36 Everyone believed in me.
846 01:04:40 At least my dad did.
847 01:04:43 He gave me this when I left.
848 01:04:47 I never could getthe damn thing running.
849 01:04:53 It's funny. It's like time stopped for mewhen I left this town.
850 01:05:06 Yeah, he taught me a lot out here.
851 01:05:10 Got word he died about 10 years ago.
852 01:05:18 Didn't even have the nerveto come back for the funeral.
853 01:05:27 Well, your old man would be proud.
854 01:05:30 I mean, here you are, passing allthat bowling knowledge on to Ishmael.
855 01:05:36 No, he wouldn't be proud.
856 01:05:42 Let's go find that kid.
857 01:06:05 You know, Ishmael, I sure hopeyou make enough money out in Reno
858 01:06:09 to save that town of yours.
859 01:06:10 Thanks, Miss Tabitha.
860 01:06:18 Time to settle up.
861 01:06:19 Is that eight hours already?
862 01:06:23 This shift just flew by.
863 01:06:28 This lap dance is so much fun.
864 01:06:30 I feel like I should bethe one paying you.
865 01:06:35 - Gee, mister. I didn't know.- You didn't know?
866 01:06:38 No! Please, sir, please.
867 01:06:40 I can work it off.
868 01:06:42 I'm pretty goodwith a needle and thread.
869 01:06:44 I can knit. I can sew the girls'costumes when they get frayed.
870 01:06:47 No, sir! Please!I'll do anything, anything, please.
871 01:06:52 Anything?
872 01:06:55 Come here.
873 01:06:58 What do you thinkabout new beginnings?
874 01:07:02 What is that,the feminine hygiene spray?
875 01:07:05 You and me, starting over.
876 01:07:12 Yeah.
877 01:07:14 I'd like that.
878 01:07:20 - Longish hair.- Weird guy.
879 01:07:22 - Yeah.- Yeah. Down that way.
880 01:07:24 Uncle Willee's Snake Farm.
881 01:07:26 Yeah, he was here.
882 01:07:28 I offered him a job, a good job.
883 01:07:30 You think that guy took it?
884 01:07:37 He didn't take it.The wimp is afraid of snakes.
885 01:07:40 You son of a bitch.You're going in my stew.
886 01:07:45 Thank you.
887 01:07:52 Take it off, girl!
888 01:08:06 Hi. You seen a big Amish guycome through here?
889 01:08:11 Fortyish, stocky.
890 01:08:13 - Sort of friendly.- Kind of stupid?
891 01:08:17 Well, naive.
892 01:08:19 Feast your eyes.
893 01:08:42 Get in! Come on! Get a move on!
894 01:08:45 Hey! Nobody quitsin the middle of a show!
895 01:08:48 Sons of bitches!
896 01:08:52 Ish, I don't understandhow you can still be mad at us.
897 01:08:54 We just saved your butt.
898 01:08:56 I heard what you were saying about me,about each other.
899 01:09:01 I thought we were partners,but I guess I was wrong.
900 01:09:05 Ish, it's tough out there, all right?
901 01:09:09 I mean, the world can kick your ass.
902 01:09:12 I only have a vague recollectionof when it wasn't kicking mine.
903 01:09:17 I guess that's whyClaudia and I were fighting.
904 01:09:20 We both had a rotten run of itfor a while, and I don't know, you...
905 01:09:24 You get hurt over and over again,
906 01:09:26 you stop trusting peopleso you don't get hurt again.
907 01:09:32 Look, Ish, if you really wantto call an end to this,
908 01:09:36 we'll drop you off wherever you want.
909 01:09:38 But if you want to go on,
910 01:09:41 from here on out,
911 01:09:42 we're all gonna work togetheras a team.
912 01:09:44 And no more bullshitting.
913 01:09:47 I promise.
914 01:09:50 Ish, you remember what it saysin the Bible about not forgiving, right?
915 01:09:54 I know exactly what it says.
916 01:09:59 It's against it.
917 01:10:01 Right?
918 01:11:52 "Jeffersons on Ice!" Look at that!I love Sherman Hemsley!
919 01:12:21 - What's this?- What?
920 01:12:23 - What is that?- It's a tattoo. Relax.
921 01:12:26 Tattoo!
922 01:12:27 How could you let me do this, Roy?How could you?
923 01:12:30 I don't know. I don't remember a thing.The whole night's a blur to me, all right?
924 01:12:39 I've committed a sin.
925 01:12:42 I've desecrated my body.
926 01:12:44 Can't go home now. No, can't go home!
927 01:12:48 It'll come right off.They'll just burn it off in a jiffy.
928 01:12:56 Hey, this isn't so bad.
929 01:13:01 - What's the matter?- Nothing.
930 01:13:13 You are gonna give me$100,000 on the line
931 01:13:16 and a $50,000-yell, okay?
932 01:13:20 Hey, top heavy. Bring me a Tiparilloand a sake and seltzer, s'il vous plaît.
933 01:13:24 Okay, here we go.
934 01:13:27 Come on, do it to me!
935 01:13:30 - Yeah. Right.- Overshot...
936 01:13:33 Overshot. All right. No, it is. It's okay.
937 01:13:35 It's okay becauseI am going to bet $800,000
938 01:13:41 on the line. Okay?
939 01:13:45 Here we go.
940 01:13:47 Hey, doll face. How about bringing mea little lady luck, huh?
941 01:13:50 - Sure thing.- No, not you.
942 01:13:54 It's a winner!
943 01:13:59 Go, Ish.
944 01:14:00 Well, that's something.
945 01:14:02 All right!
946 01:14:11 Yeah.
947 01:14:12 Okay, here we go.
948 01:14:13 Two number 64s
949 01:14:16 and a 41.
950 01:14:20 You know, their 64is supposed to be the best in the city.
951 01:14:23 Yeah? That 41 doesn't look bad.
952 01:14:25 You can go to the potato barwhenever you're ready.
953 01:14:28 So, which opponent poses the biggestthreat to you in the tournament?
954 01:14:30 Me. If I get drunk, and fall downand hurt myself, I might lose.
955 01:14:33 Sure, babe.
956 01:14:34 - What's your name?- Darlene.
957 01:14:36 I'm in 1103.
958 01:14:38 Excuse me. What's the story behindthis pending paternity suit against you?
959 01:14:41 That's not a case at all.The woman's a stone-faced liar.
960 01:14:44 Let's not even talk about that.
961 01:14:45 I pulled out of her really earlyon that one.
962 01:14:48 Sorry. Thanks for coming.
963 01:14:50 Hey!
964 01:14:51 The Munson!
965 01:14:55 Big Em.
966 01:14:57 Long time.
967 01:14:58 I'll say. Probably a yearfor every topping on the table.
968 01:15:02 I heard a horrible rumor.
969 01:15:07 Creepy!
970 01:15:09 I'm sorry.
971 01:15:11 You know, for the first couple years,
972 01:15:15 I felt responsible.
973 01:15:18 How you been otherwise?
974 01:15:22 You know, in the last 17 years,a day hasn't gone by
975 01:15:25 that I haven't thought about what I'd sayto you if I ever ran into you again.
976 01:15:29 I bet. Hello.
977 01:15:32 Oh, my God. Claudia?
978 01:15:36 You two know each other?
979 01:15:39 It's a small worldwhen you've got unbelievable tits, Roy.
980 01:15:42 Baby, we had some good timesin Chicago.
981 01:15:45 I remember.I know you haven't forgotten.
982 01:15:48 - Him and you?- Why didn't you quit slumming?
983 01:15:51 The two of you together?
984 01:15:52 Come back to me.Let's try to make it work.
985 01:15:55 Let's try, really try. How about it?
986 01:15:59 I'd rather mop the floors at a peepshow.
987 01:16:02 Girl, you still got your great stuff.
988 01:16:05 Why don't you get the hell out of here?You ruined my life!
989 01:16:08 Are you still holding on to all the anger?I said I was sorry. I meant it.
990 01:16:13 Hey.
991 01:16:14 I remember that night, too, and I don'tremember anybody twisting your arm.
992 01:16:18 Oh, God! I just said "twisting your arm"to Munson!
993 01:16:21 I can't wait to tell people. Hey!
994 01:16:23 Don't do it, Mr. Munson.He's just trying to lower you to his level.
995 01:16:27 Let me give you some advice.
996 01:16:28 Stay away from this guy, huh?Give him a wide berth.
997 01:16:33 He's what is called a born loser,a real Munson.
998 01:16:39 - You...- Hey!
999 01:16:42 - Hey!- You just shut up, mister!
1000 01:16:45 I don't knowwho the heck you think you are,
1001 01:16:47 but if you don't wigglethose childbearing hips
1002 01:16:49 out that door in five seconds,
1003 01:16:51 you're gonna find your nosesniffing my big Amish ass!
1004 01:16:54 Claudia, I'm in 1103.
1005 01:17:01 Thanks, Ish. You okay?
1006 01:17:06 Ish?
1007 01:17:10 Listen, I'm gonna go after himand talk to him.
1008 01:17:27 Boo.
1009 01:17:30 Stan!
1010 01:17:42 You shouldn't have quit me, baby.
1011 01:17:44 Yeah? Well, you shouldn't have hit me.
1012 01:17:47 You think that hurt?
1013 01:17:50 You wait and seewhat I do to your two friends.
1014 01:17:56 Look, we both made mistakes.
1015 01:17:59 I've got 42 grand right there.We can just take off right now.
1016 01:18:03 I mean,those guys are bugging me anyway.
1017 01:18:07 I want to see those guys one more time.
1018 01:18:09 They're not worth it.They're a couple of losers.
1019 01:18:12 Now, come on.We can just take off right now.
1020 01:18:18 I missed you.
1021 01:18:25 Ish, you okay?
1022 01:18:33 You're not taking a crapin the sink, are you?
1023 01:18:43 It's over, Mr. Munson. It's broken.
1024 01:18:48 No.
1025 01:18:49 I think it's just sprained.
1026 01:18:52 Okay, it's broke. It's broke.
1027 01:19:00 Excuse me.Where's the lady who's staying here?
1028 01:19:03 - She checked out already.- She left with a couple of guys.
1029 01:19:07 Couple of guys? No.You mean you saw her with us, right?
1030 01:19:10 No, these guys were good-looking.
1031 01:19:17 - You got the bag, right?- Bag?
1032 01:19:20 The bag. The bag.Tell me you got the bag.
1033 01:19:23 - Oh, yeah.- You got the bag?
1034 01:19:24 Yeah. Okay, relax. The bag, yeah.The bag's fine.
1035 01:19:28 I gave it to Miss Claudia to hold.
1036 01:19:43 Who you calling a psycho?
1037 01:19:47 I didn't say anything to you.
1038 01:19:54 Are you okay, Mr. Munson?
1039 01:20:02 Hi. How are you?
1040 01:20:04 Remember me?
1041 01:20:06 Yeah, from the crap table.
1042 01:20:08 That's right, from the crap table.
1043 01:20:11 And you're the big guywith the lucky dice, aren't you?
1044 01:20:16 Jeez.
1045 01:20:18 Boy, the two of you kind of look a little...
1046 01:20:21 - Well, a little down on your luck, huh?- If you only knew.
1047 01:20:24 Jeez, that's tough.
1048 01:20:26 Look at George and Weezy go.
1049 01:20:28 What did that fat-ass Lionel dowith my lottery ticket?
1050 01:20:32 Well, look,I've got a little proposition for you.
1051 01:20:38 I'm all ears.
1052 01:20:40 I will pay you $1 millionto sleep with your friend here.
1053 01:20:45 $1 million. One night. Cash.
1054 01:20:50 Just throw that out.
1055 01:20:52 You two mull it over, get back to me.I'll be back here.
1056 01:20:59 What's there to mull over?
1057 01:21:00 I mean, are you gonnaset that creep straight or should I?
1058 01:21:05 I'll handle this.
1059 01:21:08 Yeah?
1060 01:21:22 I said, are you all right, Mr. Munson?
1061 01:21:36 I wish I'd have never trusted her.What was I thinking?
1062 01:21:40 42 grand down the drain.
1063 01:21:44 She'll be back.
1064 01:21:46 You're never gonna see her again,all right?
1065 01:21:48 Well, I happen to think you're wrong,Mr. Munson.
1066 01:21:51 Anyway, it doesn't matter.
1067 01:21:53 The money we came here to winis right here in Reno,
1068 01:21:56 at a legitimate sporting contest
1069 01:21:58 where the best player winsbecause he's the best player,
1070 01:22:00 and we have the best player.
1071 01:22:03 Okay, I'm listening.
1072 01:22:04 We are going to dowhat we set out to do.
1073 01:22:07 We're gonna win that tournament.
1074 01:22:08 Yes! I knew it.
1075 01:22:10 I knew you were a championthe minute I saw you bowl, Ish.
1076 01:22:15 I'm not gonna bowl.
1077 01:22:17 You are.
1078 01:22:19 You are such a loser.You're a bona fide schmuck.
1079 01:22:23 Look at me.
1080 01:22:27 Mr. Munson, I knowyou can win that tournament.
1081 01:22:29 You're a champion,and that never goes away.
1082 01:22:32 I'm sure that if you made itthrough the first few rounds,
1083 01:22:34 you'd find your touch again.
1084 01:22:37 I'm Ernie McCracken.
1085 01:22:39 When I found out little Billy herewas growing up without a daddy,
1086 01:22:42 I had to do something.
1087 01:22:44 When Big Ern saw our picturein the paper,
1088 01:22:45 he called the Unified Fundand got involved.
1089 01:22:48 I had to.
1090 01:22:49 I couldn't help myself.
1091 01:22:51 But little Billy's not the only one.
1092 01:22:53 There's also little Jason here.
1093 01:22:55 Once again this year,I'll be sponsoring a fatherless family
1094 01:22:59 in every city I bowl in.
1095 01:23:02 Sometimes when I wake upin the morning,
1096 01:23:03 Mr. McCracken's already there.
1097 01:23:07 Jonathan, run a fly patternall the way to the goal line.
1098 01:23:12 Tennessee.
1099 01:23:14 Kentucky.
1100 01:23:17 Fonda Beach!
1101 01:23:20 Deeper, Jonathan.
1102 01:23:23 It's a tough world.
1103 01:23:25 These kids nearly got munsoned,but they're back now.
1104 01:23:30 Through the Unified Fund,I found out that if you give a little,
1105 01:23:35 you can get back a whole lot more.
1106 01:24:00 Hey! Give me that. What are you doing?
1107 01:24:06 Well, it's a young crowd.I don't recognize a single soul.
1108 01:24:10 Ishmael, welcome to my church.
1109 01:24:14 Wow.
1110 01:24:16 It's kind of intimidating to be inthe presence of so many great athletes.
1111 01:24:23 Hi. What's your name?
1112 01:24:26 Munson, Roy E.
1113 01:24:30 - Seriously.- Munson, Roy E.
1114 01:24:36 Amateur or professional?
1115 01:24:38 Professional.
1116 01:24:44 We have a problem here.
1117 01:24:47 Your dues are in arrears.You haven't paid them since 1979.
1118 01:24:55 How much is that gonna cost me?
1119 01:24:58 Dues times 16 years,
1120 01:25:01 plus penalties, plus interest equals
1121 01:25:07 $38.
1122 01:25:11 - Well, let's go. That's it.- No, hold on.
1123 01:25:15 Would you be willing to hold on to thistill after the tournament?
1124 01:25:20 Come on. What are we gonna dowith a rubber hand?
1125 01:25:23 The ring.
1126 01:25:30 Okay.
1127 01:25:32 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
1128 01:25:34 The National Bowling Stadium
1129 01:25:36 in conjunctionwith the Silver Legacy Hotel and Casino
1130 01:25:39 would like to welcome everyoneto the $1 million, winner-take-all
1131 01:25:43 Brunswick-Reno Open!
1132 01:25:47 Please enjoy your stay hereat our fabulous facility, and remember,
1133 01:25:51 the Silver Legacyis still the talk of the Strip
1134 01:25:53 with our 22-topping potato bar.
1135 01:25:56 Let's start the tournament.
1136 01:26:08 I can't.
1137 01:26:27 That's the way, Mr. Munson!
1138 01:26:29 All right! Yeah!
1139 01:26:33 You wouldn't happen to havea Phillips-head screwdriver, would you?
1140 01:26:36 No.
1141 01:26:41 Never mind.
1142 01:27:20 All right, Mr. Munson.
1143 01:28:22 You know, Ish,I'm starting to feel like a winner again.
1144 01:28:25 Okay, you scumbags.Now turn around and face the wall.
1145 01:30:12 We have a Cinderella storyshaping up here.
1146 01:30:14 Roy Munson, the 1979 Iowa stateamateur champion,
1147 01:30:18 has suddenly come out of nowherewith his bowling ball.
1148 01:30:21 He is a major contenderin this competition.
1149 01:30:24 So, Roy, let me ask you.
1150 01:30:25 What have you been doingall these years?
1151 01:30:29 Well, the... After the hand, I...
1152 01:30:34 There... No, there was... The '80s...
1153 01:30:36 You know, for a while, I...
1154 01:30:42 Drinking.
1155 01:30:44 Yeah. A lot of drinking.
1156 01:30:49 Are you still drinking?
1157 01:30:52 No, no, no. I don't...That's behind me now. I just...
1158 01:30:56 Why, are you buying?
1159 01:31:43 ...as the early favoritefor Coach of the Year honors.
1160 01:31:46 And now, we're going liveto the National Bowling Stadium
1161 01:31:49 in the biggest little city in the world,Reno, Nevada,
1162 01:31:53 where ESPN is set to bring youfinal-round coverage
1163 01:31:55 of the $1 million, winner-take-allSilver Legacy Reno Open.
1164 01:32:00 What an incredible championship matchwe have in store for you today.
1165 01:32:04 Ernie McCracken, a crafty veteran,and, you know, a heck of a nice guy,
1166 01:32:07 goes against Roy Munson,a promising young talent in the 1970s.
1167 01:32:16 - What you doing in there, Mr. Munson?- Barfing.
1168 01:32:21 Barfing?
1169 01:32:24 Where do I keepgetting "munson" from?
1170 01:32:26 Please rise for the national anthem.
1171 01:32:32 Oh, say can you see
1172 01:32:37 By the dawn's early light
1173 01:32:45 Have you been drinking again?
1174 01:32:48 I don't puke when I drink.
1175 01:32:51 I puke when I don't.
1176 01:32:56 I'm scared, Ish.
1177 01:33:01 Let's get ready to bowl!
1178 01:33:05 And here they come, our two finalists.
1179 01:33:08 Roy Munson has one of the mostintimidating hooks in all of bowling,
1180 01:33:11 quite literally, Chris.In fact, the fans here in Reno
1181 01:33:13 have started calling him"The Rubber Man,"
1182 01:33:15 because he bowlswith a rubber prosthetic hand.
1183 01:33:17 And take a look at that focuson Roy's face.
1184 01:33:19 He is ready for this match.
1185 01:33:22 A nasty spill.
1186 01:33:24 That's kind of embarrassing,in front of an audience like this.
1187 01:33:27 Look at Ernie McCracken.
1188 01:33:29 A guy like Big Em,with his panache and style,
1189 01:33:31 has clearly done for bowlingwhat Muhammad Ali did for boxing.
1190 01:33:35 Wow. Take a look at that.
1191 01:33:38 Have you, in 34 yearsof covering bowling, Chris,
1192 01:33:41 ever seen a ball like that?
1193 01:33:43 - What is that, a rose?- It appears to be. Clearly custom-made.
1194 01:33:47 Ernie's got a heart of gold,but what an intimidator.
1195 01:33:51 Go, Big Em!
1196 01:33:52 You know, he goes to his spot.On the approach.
1197 01:33:55 Ernie McCracken.
1198 01:33:57 How about one more title, sweetness?
1199 01:34:02 Look at that form.
1200 01:34:03 That left arm way out isan unusual style.
1201 01:34:09 - Wow. Right off the bat.- Beautiful. What a hit!
1202 01:34:12 He delivers on the goods.Look at him pump up this crowd.
1203 01:34:18 Roy looks a little nervous,a little unsettled.
1204 01:34:20 It is his first final in nearly 20 years.
1205 01:34:23 The Rubber Man takes the ballfrom his good left hand,
1206 01:34:25 and then notice how carefullyhe places it in the prosthetic hand.
1207 01:34:28 You have no idea the pressure this...
1208 01:34:30 - Time out! Time out!- Look at that.
1209 01:34:32 Give me that handsome cheek.
1210 01:34:36 - Wait, let me get Ernie, too.- Give us a break.
1211 01:34:39 Look. Look at Big Ern, Chris.Look at Big Em.
1212 01:34:43 Calls her back.
1213 01:34:46 How gallant is that?
1214 01:34:48 This man's gonna win a lot ofpolitical offices when his career's over.
1215 01:34:52 A great role model for America's kids.
1216 01:34:59 Attaboy, Luther!
1217 01:35:06 Yes, a solid pocket hit.
1218 01:35:09 Munson answers right backin Big Ern's face.
1219 01:36:46 Hey, sport, Coca-Cola.
1220 01:36:48 You betcha.
1221 01:36:53 I got to make a phone call.
1222 01:37:02 Could you put on ESPN, please?
1223 01:37:04 Sure thing.
1224 01:37:12 Come on, Roy.
1225 01:37:19 Yes.
1226 01:37:20 Nice action.
1227 01:37:29 This $1 million, winner-take-allchampionship match
1228 01:37:32 has reached the tenth frame.
1229 01:37:34 Leading by nine pins, Roy Munson,shooting first on the right lane.
1230 01:37:38 A strike here providessome breathing room.
1231 01:37:50 The dreaded 7-10 split.
1232 01:37:53 You know, Roy Munsonhas two chances
1233 01:37:55 to win this tournament now,
1234 01:37:57 slim and none,and slim may have just left town.
1235 01:37:59 How true.
1236 01:38:00 You know, in bowling,there are 1,022 spare leaves,
1237 01:38:04 and this, the 7-10,is by far the most difficult.
1238 01:38:08 Virtually impossible to convert.
1239 01:38:10 There's no way you could slidethe 10 pin into the 7 or vice versa.
1240 01:38:14 You're the man, Roy!
1241 01:38:15 Please. I can't look. I can't look.
1242 01:38:27 Thomas, what are you doing here?
1243 01:38:31 - Ishmael, it's time to go home.- I can't go home now.
1244 01:38:35 This is the tenth frame,and if he makes this,
1245 01:38:36 he's gonna win $1 million,and we can save the farm,
1246 01:38:39 and I have a half a beer left,and there's no way I'm going home.
1247 01:38:42 Over my dead body.
1248 01:38:44 It's time to go home now.
1249 01:38:47 Okay.
1250 01:38:49 Rubber Man! Rubber Man!
1251 01:38:51 Rubber Man! Rubber Man!
1252 01:38:54 Rubber Man! Rubber Man!
1253 01:38:56 Rubber Man! Rubber Man!
1254 01:39:06 Yeah!
1255 01:39:08 Oh, my God! He has done it!He has done it!
1256 01:39:12 Now, if Roy can pick up one final strike,
1257 01:39:15 he'll force Big Emnto roll three consecutive strikes
1258 01:39:18 in order to win this match.
1259 01:39:22 With that spare,he's not slammed the door on Big Ern,
1260 01:39:26 but he's put on quite a lot of pressure.
1261 01:39:37 Where'd he go?
1262 01:39:44 Yes.
1263 01:39:45 The Rubber Man has gotten it done,
1264 01:39:47 and now the pressureis squarely on Big Ern McCracken.
1265 01:39:50 Trailing by 29 pins,
1266 01:39:52 he needs three consecutive strikeslo win it all.
1267 01:39:57 I need you now.More than ever, I need you.
1268 01:40:00 Ernie, you're the man!
1269 01:40:20 One strike down. Two to go.
1270 01:40:23 You can cut this pressurewith a knife, Chris.
1271 01:40:37 That's two. There's two. His second.
1272 01:40:51 Roy Munson nowis forced to sit and watch.
1273 01:41:03 It has come down to this.
1274 01:41:05 One ball.
1275 01:41:07 One strike.
1276 01:41:09 $1 million.
1277 01:41:11 And the loser gets nothing.
1278 01:41:56 I'm the greatest.
1279 01:41:57 I'm the greatest.
1280 01:42:00 I'm Big Ern. I'm the greatest.
1281 01:42:03 A one-pin victory for Ernie McCracken.
1282 01:42:05 I'm Big Ern!
1283 01:42:07 Put it in the record books, 226 to 225.
1284 01:42:29 Some lucky fan has a souvenir.
1285 01:42:35 Big Ern, $1 million.
1286 01:42:39 What are you gonna do with it?
1287 01:42:41 I don't know.
1288 01:42:42 All I know is I finally got enough money.
1289 01:42:45 I can buy my way out of anything.
1290 01:42:48 I can do anything I want.Now I can get myself a lawyer.
1291 01:42:52 And I'll walk!
1292 01:42:54 Finally, Big Ern is above the law!
1293 01:42:57 It's a great feeling.
1294 01:42:59 You were so cool. Any pressure?
1295 01:43:01 Where are those girls?Get those girls over here.
1296 01:43:03 Yeah, there was pressure.
1297 01:43:05 I didn't want to get beatby a guy with a hook, you know.
1298 01:43:08 Does this meanyou're against the handicapped?
1299 01:43:10 I don't know. I'm rich.What do I care? Come on!
1300 01:43:30 Tough luck, Mr. Munson.
1301 01:44:05 - Hey, hey.- Hey! You bastard, I'll...
1302 01:44:08 Where the hell is she?
1303 01:44:09 How the hell should I know?I thought she was with you.
1304 01:44:11 - She stole my money!- Yeah, well, welcome to the club.
1305 01:44:17 I checked my phone recordsat the hotel.
1306 01:44:19 She called that bastardErnie McCracken 14 times
1307 01:44:21 in the last three days.
1308 01:44:23 Now what the hellis your relationship to him?
1309 01:44:29 All right, stop it! Stop it!
1310 01:44:35 I'll tell you what my relationshipis to him.
1311 01:44:39 He's the guy who gave me that.
1312 01:44:41 - Nice. Is that solid gold?- The hand.
1313 01:44:44 - Big Ern is responsible for that?- Yeah.
1314 01:44:49 No, I...
1315 01:44:51 I don't know.
1316 01:44:53 I used to think he was.
1317 01:44:56 Now it's like you and Claudia.
1318 01:44:58 You probably blame McCrackenfor screwing that up,
1319 01:45:04 but I'll bet it's your own damn fault.
1320 01:45:12 Let's go find McCracken.
1321 01:45:17 Hey! What are you looking at?
1322 01:45:19 Hey! You suck!
1323 01:45:28 Go away!You'll get your rent money tomorrow!
1324 01:45:38 Hey, Roy.
1325 01:45:43 Claudia.
1326 01:45:46 I got the money, Roy.
1327 01:46:07 You left us flat, Claudia.
1328 01:46:09 You dumped uswhen we needed you the most.
1329 01:46:12 You tricked us.
1330 01:46:14 I...
1331 01:46:16 Look, if I'd stuck with you,Stanley would've hurt you,
1332 01:46:18 and he would've hurt Ishmael.
1333 01:46:22 What happened to McCracken?
1334 01:46:25 I never went with him.
1335 01:46:28 I just made those phone callsto throw Stanley off my scent.
1336 01:46:32 And maybe give Big Ern a little payback.
1337 01:46:38 84 grand.
1338 01:46:40 We can split it three ways.
1339 01:46:43 We only had half that.
1340 01:46:46 Yeah. Well,
1341 01:46:49 we doubled it.
1342 01:46:52 Stanley,
1343 01:46:55 he bet against you.
1344 01:47:02 But I'm ready to start betting on you,Roy.
1345 01:47:18 Yeah, well, too late.
1346 01:47:22 What?
1347 01:47:23 Half a mil?
1348 01:47:27 Trojan condoms.You know, "Rubber Man."
1349 01:47:31 All I have to do is a commercial,show up at a couple of trade shows
1350 01:47:35 and pharmacies, and give a little talkat Vassar College orientation.
1351 01:47:41 - That's great.- Yeah.
1352 01:47:44 It is great.And this is only getting divided one way.
1353 01:48:01 I can't face them.
1354 01:48:04 I wanted to be the hero for once.
1355 01:48:08 I wanted to be the one to save the day.
1356 01:48:15 Brother,
1357 01:48:17 everyone knows you meant well.
1358 01:48:43 Mr. Munson!
1359 01:48:45 Miss Claudia!
1360 01:48:47 What are you two doing here?
1361 01:48:52 I'll tell you what they're doing here.
1362 01:48:55 They came to tell us the truthabout your trip.
1363 01:49:02 They tell you everything?
1364 01:49:06 Yes, Roy told us everything.
1365 01:49:11 He told us about the booze,
1366 01:49:13 and the lusting,
1367 01:49:15 the late nights,
1368 01:49:18 the lying,
1369 01:49:21 and the gambling.
1370 01:49:24 And he told ushow you got him to quit all that.
1371 01:49:30 How you got Royto straighten his life out.
1372 01:49:33 And how you got Claudia to quit beingso much of the whore that she is.
1373 01:49:40 And Roy also told us how every timehe wanted to quit, you wouldn't let him.
1374 01:49:45 How you quoted the scripturesto give him strength.
1375 01:49:49 Yes, Son, he's told us everything.
1376 01:49:55 And we're mighty proud of you.
1377 01:50:03 But what about the bankand the foreclosure?
1378 01:50:07 That's all been taken care ofby Brother Roy and Sister Claudia.
1379 01:50:12 They put $500,000 in the bank.
1380 01:50:16 Our troubles are over!
1381 01:50:18 Our troubles are over!
1382 01:50:21 You guys!
1383 01:50:25 I'm gonna have to watch you two.
1384 01:50:28 Miss Claudia, I knew you'd come back.
1385 01:50:37 Thanks, Mr. Munson.Thanks for everything.
1386 01:50:43 Hey, Ish, you knowthat old centurion's faith thing,
1387 01:50:48 about you saving the Amish people?
1388 01:50:54 Well...
1389 01:50:58 It wasn't...
1390 01:50:59 That was baloney. It wasn't themyou were saving. It was me.
1391 01:51:11 You lost me. What?
1392 01:51:20 Come on, Ishmael.Everyone's waiting at the party.
1393 01:51:23 They want to hearall about the missionary work
1394 01:51:25 you did with Brother Munson.
1395 01:51:26 Okay, Miss Rebecca.
1396 01:51:28 - Bye, Miss Claudia.- Bye, Ishmael.
1397 01:51:34 Bye, Ish.
1398 01:51:39 Hey, Roy.
1399 01:51:42 I have something for you.
1400 01:51:46 Wow.
1401 01:51:51 You got it working.
1402 01:51:52 Yeah. I wound it.
1403 01:51:55 There's a winder.
1404 01:51:59 - Well, look at that, a little ladybug.- You should make a wish.
1405 01:52:05 All right.
1406 01:52:11 You know what I wished for?
1407 01:52:15 What?
1408 01:52:30 Bye, Brother Munson. Bye, whore.
1409 01:56:45 Action!
1410 01:57:02 Cut!
