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1 00:01:27 ♪ The emotions - "best of my love" ♪
2 00:01:30 No, no, no. Get-- Get--Back of the line, man.
3 00:01:33 - You're gonna let me in, right? - No, no, no.
4 00:01:36 I got business to run here. Back of the--
5 00:01:39 -Maurice -Jack Jackie Jack- Yo, Maurice. - Jack. Jackie Jack.
6 00:01:41 Jackie Jack. Jackie Jack. Jack, how you doing?
7 00:01:45 And Miss Lovely Amber Waves. Mwah.
8 00:01:48 - Hi, Maurice. - Como estas?
9 00:01:49 I've been pissed you haven't been around.
10 00:01:52 Uh, we were on vacation.
11 00:01:52 Don't you ever stay away from my club that long again, okay?
12 00:01:55 - You got it. - And not for nothing, honey...
13 00:01:58 ...but you are the sexiest bitch in the entire county. I love you.
14 00:02:02 You're such a charmer.
15 00:02:04 Listen. I got your booth set up over there.
16 00:02:06 Some clams, I'm gonna send right over.
17 00:02:08 Listen, Jack. I'm ready,
18 00:02:10 I'm available.
19 00:02:10 You put me in a movie, okay? We're talking box office.
20 00:02:13 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Box office, Jack. Chi-Chi?
21 00:02:17 Chi-chi, listen. Jack and Amber's table.
22 00:02:19 Take them over an order of clams. Let's go.
23 00:02:22 Okay, how's it going here?
24 00:02:25 Listen, baby. Me and you, we'll take a picture later on, okay?
25 00:02:28 I love you, baby.
26 00:02:30 How's it going?
27 00:02:34 Hey, we were looking for you before, man.
28 00:02:36 Where were you, seriously?
29 00:02:38 - Yeah. Okay, I was here. - Seriously, man.
30 00:02:42 I love you, Beck. I love you, Beck.
31 00:02:46 Hey, Maurice. Hey, cowboy.
32 00:02:48 - Cow--? That's a cowboy? - Cowboy.
33 00:02:51 - That's-- - There you go.
34 00:02:52 - You like it? It's nice, right? - Yeah.
35 00:02:54 If you like it, it's okay.
36 00:02:56 I love it, man.
37 00:02:56 - Okay. - All right.
38 00:02:59 - Cool. Real cool. - Thanks, man.
39 00:03:01 - Compliments of Maurice. - Oh, thank you.
40 00:03:03 - Can I get a margarita, please? - Uh, 7-Up.
41 00:03:10 - Hi, Rollergirl. - Hi.
42 00:03:12 Did you call that girl today?
43 00:03:13 I forgot.
44 00:03:15 If you don't do it tomorrow, it'll be the weekend,
45 00:03:17 you'll never be able to see her.
46 00:03:19 Okay.
47 00:03:21 What's the matter down there?
48 00:03:22 - I gotta go pee. - Well, go then.
49 00:03:33 What's happening?
50 00:04:16 ♪ Boney m - "Sunny" ♪
51 00:04:21 - Hey, Jack. - Little Bill.
52 00:04:23 - Hi. - Hi, Amber. How are you?
53 00:04:25 Uh, how's our schedule? Are we still on for day after tomorrow?
54 00:04:28 More like the day after the day after tomorrow.
55 00:04:30 Jack, come on. I gotta call Rocky, Scotty,
56 00:04:32 Kurt. I gotta call those guys.
57 00:04:34 I wanna keep a small group on this one.
58 00:04:36 A small crew. Know what I mean?
59 00:04:37 - A low-key deal? - Exactly.
60 00:04:41 I mean, do--? I'm sorry. Do we--? Do we have a script?
61 00:05:16 - So how you doing? - Fine.
62 00:05:19 - How old are you? - I have a work permit. I have all the papers--
63 00:05:22 No, it's nothing like that. You been working here long?
64 00:05:26 A month.
65 00:05:27 - Maurice give you the job? - Yeah.
66 00:05:29 You from around here? I mean, uh, Canoga? Reseda?
67 00:05:34 Um, no. You know where Torrance is?
68 00:05:36 Yeah. How do you get here？
69 00:05:38 Take the bus.
70 00:05:40 - So, what do you wanna be? - Excuse me?
71 00:05:43 Well, I mean, you take the bus from Torrance
72 00:05:45 to come here to Reseda to do this job.
73 00:05:48 Can't you get a job like this in Torrance?
74 00:05:51 - Yeah, but I don't want to. - Oh, okay.
75 00:05:58 So...
76 00:06:01 ...you want 5 or 10?
77 00:06:04 What?
78 00:06:05 Well, if you just wanna see me jack off, it's 10.
79 00:06:09 But if you just wanna look at it, it's only 5.
80 00:06:12 - Guys pay you to watch you, do they? - Yeah.
81 00:06:16 - You already done it tonight? - Couple times.
82 00:06:19 - And you can do it again? - If you want.
83 00:06:21 If you got 10 bucks.
84 00:06:24 No.
85 00:06:26 My name is Jack.
86 00:06:28 Eddie. Eddie Adams.
87 00:06:30 - Eddie Adams from Torrance. - Yup.
88 00:06:33 - Jack Horner, filmmaker. - Really?
89 00:06:35 Yeah. I make, uh,
90 00:06:38 adult films, exotic pictures.
91 00:06:40 Ah, I know who you are. I read about you in a magazine.
92 00:06:43 Inside Amber, Amanda's Ride. You made those.
93 00:06:45 - Right. - Those are great.
94 00:06:46 So now you know...
95 00:06:48 - ...I'm not full of doggy doo-doo. - Heh, yeah.
96 00:06:50 Wanna come back to the table
97 00:06:52 and, uh, you know, have a drink with me?
98 00:06:53 Uh, I'd love to, but I gotta work.
99 00:06:56 You have to work, get money, you know, pay the rent.
100 00:06:59 Well, yea-- I mean, no.
101 00:07:01 I need money, but I don't pay rent.
102 00:07:03 I still live at home.
103 00:07:05 How old are you, Eddie?
104 00:07:08 17Seventeen.
105 00:07:11 Seventeen-year-old piece of gold.
106 00:07:13 - Heh, yeah, right. - Why don't you come to the table?
107 00:07:15 I got some people I'd like you to meet.
108 00:07:17 I do know you. I know who you are.
109 00:07:19 I mean, I'd love to come to your table for a drink.
110 00:07:21 Obviously, you're not full of, um--
111 00:07:23 - Doggy doo-doo. - Yeah.
112 00:07:24 But I just couldn't walk out on Maurice. I'm really sorry.
113 00:07:28 Yeah.
114 00:07:30 I got a feeling, beneath those jeans there's
115 00:07:33 something wonderful just waiting to get out.
116 00:07:48 - Hey, guys. - Bill. What's up?
117 00:07:49 Not a lot. What are you guys up to?
118 00:07:52 Don't know, probably just go home.
119 00:07:53 - I'll see you guys later. - What are you still doing here?
120 00:07:56 - Can I sleep at your place? - Half-hour, I'll be there.
121 00:07:59 - Bye, Maurice. - Good night.
122 00:08:01 Hey, listen. Thank you.
123 00:08:03 Love you, mamità. Take care.
124 00:08:05 This is the man that you let in anytime, you understand?
125 00:08:08 All right.
126 00:08:10 - Luego. - Hasta mañana.
127 00:08:18 Fix you some eggs, beauty?
128 00:08:20 No. I'm going to sleep. Good night.
129 00:08:24 Good night, honey-tits. Sleep beautiful.
130 00:08:27 Okay.
131 00:09:02 Tom? Hi. Yeah, it's me.
132 00:09:05 I know that it's late, but I--
133 00:09:08 Is Andy there? Is he?
134 00:09:13 I'd like to say hello.
135 00:09:14 I'd like to say hello to my son, and that's all.
136 00:09:22 Let me tell you something.
137 00:09:24 Let me tell you something you don't know.
138 00:09:26 I know a lawyer. You understand?
139 00:09:27 You might think I don't, but I do,
140 00:09:30 and I'll take you to court.
141 00:09:35 Tom, don't. Come on, Tom. Please. Please. Please.
142 00:10:40 What the fuck are you doing?
143 00:10:43 What the fuck does it look like I'm doing?
144 00:10:46 Can you close the door?
145 00:10:48 Will I close the door?
146 00:10:50 Will I close the door?
147 00:10:52 That's my wife, you asshole.
148 00:10:55 Uh, I'm sorry.
149 00:10:57 Get out. Go sleep on the couch.
150 00:11:01 Don't stop, big stud.
151 00:12:39 Yeah. That's right.
152 00:13:14 Oh, Jesus, please, okay? Shave if you're gonna do that.
153 00:13:17 - You scratch my face. - Sorry.
154 00:13:26 - Good morning. - Hey.
155 00:13:32 How's it at work? You get home late, huh?
156 00:13:36 - Yeah. - You know, you work in a nightclub.
157 00:13:39 If it means so much to you, you should find one that's closer.
158 00:13:42 Yeah. I gotta get to work.
159 00:13:47 - At a car wash. - What?
160 00:13:49 You work at a car wash. You work at a nightclub.
161 00:13:51 School never occurred to you?
162 00:14:05 - Bye, Dad. - Bye.
163 00:14:10 So basically, you're getting twice the bass with the TK-421...
164 00:14:14 ...which we've, uh, got available in this system right here.
165 00:14:17 I don't know.I don't really know if I need all that bass.
166 00:14:21 Oh, I think you need all that bass.
167 00:14:24 Heh, I mean, if you want a system to handle what you want...
168 00:14:26 ...yeah, you need the bass.
169 00:14:29 See, this-- This is hi-fi, okay?
170 00:14:33 High fidelity. Know what that means?
171 00:14:36 That means this is the highest quality fidelity.
172 00:14:39 Hi-fi. Those are two very important things
173 00:14:41 to have in a stereo system.
174 00:14:44 - It's the price. For the 420-- -
175 00:14:46 I have this very unit in my home.
176 00:14:48 - Really? - Yes, I do.
177 00:14:49 Of course, I got it modified with the TK-421...
178 00:14:52 ...which, uh, kicks it up another...
179 00:14:54 ...I don't know, maybe three or four, um,
180 00:14:58 quads per channel, you know.
181 00:15:00 But that's really-- That's technical talk.
182 00:15:02 That doesn't really concern you.
183 00:15:05 Still a little uncertain, aren't you?
184 00:15:07 - Yeah. - Yeah.
185 00:15:08 You know what you need? You need a test drive.
186 00:15:11 That's what you need. You need a test drive.
187 00:15:13 It's one thing to hear it from Buck's mouth,
188 00:15:15 it's another to hear it from the TK-421.
189 00:15:18 So let me just pop in this 8-track...
190 00:15:20 ...and you just give a listen, tell me what you think, okay?
191 00:15:27 You hear that? You hear the bass? Right?
192 00:15:31 You hear it? It kicks.
193 00:15:32 It turns. It curls up your belly.
194 00:15:35 Makes you wanna freaky-deaky, right?
195 00:15:37 Heh, you got that?
196 00:15:39 Now, see, if you get this system as is...
197 00:15:41 ...it's not gonna sound like this without the TK-421 modification...
198 00:15:44 ...and we do that in the store right here, very small price.
199 00:15:47 Go on and move with it if you need to. It helps me.
200 00:15:51 Thank you for your time.
201 00:15:53 Oh, okay. Well, hey. So long, partner.
202 00:15:57 - What the fuck was that? - What?
203 00:16:00 - Have I told you? - Have-- What?
204 00:16:01 - Have I? - I don't know what you're talking about.
205 00:16:03 You put on that country-western shit,
206 00:16:06 no one's gonna buy a stereo.
207 00:16:08 What kind of brother are you, anyway? Listening to that shit.
208 00:16:10 - All right. Look, Jerry-- - No, no, no. You look.
209 00:16:13 I gave you a job here because, you know...
210 00:16:15 ...I thought your acting stuff might bring
211 00:16:17 some nice pussy into the place, and it has.
212 00:16:19 But I can't have any more fuckups. You dig?
213 00:16:23 Yeah.
214 00:16:24 - You dig? - Yeah. I dig.
215 00:16:26 Okay, now get in the back and, uh, unload those new 484s.
216 00:16:30 All right. Sorry, I was just--
217 00:16:33 Settle down, class. Settle down.
218 00:16:37 This is your final.
219 00:16:38 Keep your test papers face down until I tell you to turn them up.
220 00:16:42 Clear your tables, please.
221 00:16:45 There should be nothing on your desk
222 00:16:47 but your test paper and a pencil.
223 00:16:49 We're covering chapters 17 through 28.
224 00:16:54 Your eyes should stay on your test paper, please.
225 00:16:58 Are we ready?
226 00:17:01 Class, begin.
227 00:17:27 I love to suck cock. I love to suck cock.
228 00:17:44 Honey? You okay?Sweetheart? Is something wrong?
229 00:17:53 - I gotta get back. - I need it once more.
230 00:17:56 I have to go back to work.
231 00:17:58 Come on. Give it to me, Eddie.
232 00:17:59 Don't make me pounce you, Sheryl Lynn.
233 00:18:01 - Ooh, baby, baby, baby. - I'll do it.
234 00:18:03 - You promise? - Oh, that's it.
235 00:18:05 - You want it? - Yeah.
236 00:18:07 - How bad? - Bad.
237 00:18:09 - You sure? - Yeah.
238 00:18:11 You asked for it.
239 00:18:16 Oh, God. Wait.
240 00:18:19 Stop. Stop.
241 00:18:23 What?
242 00:18:29 Your cock is so beautiful.
243 00:18:33 Yeah?
244 00:18:34 Do you know how good you are at doing it, Eddie?
245 00:18:37 Having sex? Fucking me? Making love to me?
246 00:18:43 Everyone has one thing, you think?
247 00:18:45 I mean, everyone's given one special thing, right?
248 00:18:48 That's right.
249 00:18:52 Everyone's blessed with one special thing.
250 00:19:00 I want you to know I plan on being a star.
251 00:19:03 A big, bright shining star.
252 00:19:06 That's what I want. That's what I'm gonna get.
253 00:19:10 I know.
254 00:19:12 I gotta go.
255 00:19:15 You're lucky.
256 00:19:21 ♪ The chakachas - "Jungle Fever" ♪
257 00:19:54 Hi.
258 00:20:37 - Eddie. - Hi.
259 00:20:39 - Want a ride? - Jack?
260 00:20:40 Yeah. Want a ride?
261 00:20:42 Hi. I'm going really far.
262 00:20:44 Do you remember me from a couple hours ago?
263 00:20:47 Yeah, I remember.
264 00:20:50 Come with us, sweetie.
265 00:20:53 Okay.
266 00:21:00 This is a really cool car, Jack.
267 00:21:07 So, what I'm trying to tell you, Eddie...
268 00:21:10 ...is that it takes a lot
269 00:21:12 of the good, old American green stuff...
270 00:21:15 ...to make one of these things, you know what I mean?
271 00:21:18 I mean, you know, you've got your camera, you've got your film...
272 00:21:22 ...you got your lights, you got your sound,
273 00:21:24 you got your lab costs...
274 00:21:26 ...you got your developing,
275 00:21:27 you got your synching, you got your editing.
276 00:21:29 Before you turn around, you've spent
277 00:21:32 maybe 20-, 25-, $30,000 on a movie.
278 00:21:36 - Wow, that's a lot of money. - You bet your ass it is.
279 00:21:39 But if you make a good one...
280 00:21:41 ...there's practically no end to how much money you can make.
281 00:21:44 - Have you seen Jack's house? - No.
282 00:21:47 - He will. - He'll see it.
283 00:21:51 You got maybe 15, 20 guys standing around...
284 00:21:54 ...just making sure that your lighting is right.
285 00:21:58 But you can work out in the morning, you can work out at noon...
286 00:22:01 ...you can work out at night.
287 00:22:03 It doesn't matter if you don't have those juices flowing...
288 00:22:06 ...down there in the Mr. Torpedo area, in the fun zone...
289 00:22:11 ...but you gotta get the people in the theater.
290 00:22:14 You know, you need the big dicks, the big tits.
291 00:22:16 Here we go.
292 00:22:19 How do you keep them in the theater after they've come?
293 00:22:23 With beauty...
294 00:22:26 ...and with acting.
295 00:22:29 Now, I understand you've gotta get them in the theater, you know?
296 00:22:33 You gotta keep the seats full.
297 00:22:35 But I don't wanna make a film
298 00:22:37 where they show up, they sit down...
299 00:22:39 ...they jack off, and they get up
300 00:22:40 and they get out before the story ends.
301 00:22:42 It is my dream, it is my goal,
302 00:22:45 it is my idea to make a film...
303 00:22:49 ...that the story just sucks them in...
304 00:22:53 ...and when they spurt out that joy juice,
305 00:22:56 they just gotta sit in it.
306 00:22:58 They can't move until they find out how the story ends.
307 00:23:05 You know, aah, I wanna make a film like that.
308 00:23:09 And I understand, you know, they have to make films--
309 00:23:12 I've made them myself, you know, that are a few laughs...
310 00:23:16 ...everybody fucks their brains out, and that's fine.
311 00:23:19 But it's my dream to make a film...
312 00:23:25 ...that is true...
313 00:23:27 ...and right and dramatic.
314 00:23:33 You sure you don't want a Fresca?
315 00:23:35 - No, thanks. - Are you sure?
316 00:23:36 - Yeah. - You're out of limes, Jack.
317 00:23:39 Well, check in the kitchen, darling.
318 00:23:43 I'm going to bed.
319 00:23:46 Good night, Jackie. Don't stay up too late.
320 00:23:49 Good night, beauty.
321 00:23:51 - Good night, Eddie. - Good night.
322 00:23:53 Glad you came by.
323 00:23:57 - You're great. - Oh, thank you.
324 00:24:04 She's the best.
325 00:24:08 She's a wonderful mother, you know?
326 00:24:10 She's a mother to all those who need love.
327 00:24:13 - She's really nice. - Yeah.
328 00:24:17 You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking,
329 00:24:20 I wanna be in business with you, Eddie.
330 00:24:23 - Really? - Yeah. What do you think?
331 00:24:25 I'd love it.
332 00:24:28 What do you think of Rollergirl?
333 00:24:30 - She's great. - Yeah.
334 00:24:33 - Would you like to do it? - Have sex?
335 00:24:36 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. I mean, I'd love to.
336 00:24:40 - She's really foxy. - Oh, you bet your ass she is.
337 00:24:43 You're officially out of limes, Jack.
338 00:24:45 Well, I'll pick up some for you tomorrow or something.
339 00:24:48 Come here, darling.
340 00:24:49 I want you to go over there and sit on the couch with Eddie.
341 00:24:53 Here we go. Are we gonna fuck?
342 00:24:55 - Oh, yes. - Ha, ha. Wait a minute.
343 00:25:07 ♪ Melanie - "Brand new key" ♪
344 00:25:12 - Are you ready? - Yeah. Are you?
345 00:25:14 Oh, yeah.
346 00:25:20 Are you gonna take your skates off?
347 00:25:22 I don't take my skates off.
348 00:25:25 - And don't fucking cum in. - Okay.
349 00:25:28 Aim it at her tits, Eddie.
350 00:25:55 - Hi. - Where were you?
351 00:25:57 - Nowhere. - Shut up. Where were you?
352 00:26:00 You see that little slut girl you see? Sheryl?
353 00:26:04 Sheryl Lynn?
354 00:26:04 Don't say that.
355 00:26:06 Make you feel like a stud to see trash like that?
356 00:26:11 - She your girlfriend? - No, she's not my girlfr--
357 00:26:13 She's a little whore and a little piece of trash.
358 00:26:17 And I know you're not the only one she sees.
359 00:26:20 Why would you say something like that?
360 00:26:21 I heard things about her, that girl.
361 00:26:23 Don't think I don't know what goes on when I'm not here.
362 00:26:26 I wash your sheets. I know she's been here.
363 00:26:28 Or you doing something else in there...
364 00:26:30 ...with your music and your posters on the wall?
365 00:26:33 - What is your problem? - Okay, fine. All right. Just go.
366 00:26:36 Go to that whore Sheryl Lynn.
367 00:26:37 Why don't you just go to her? Go to your little girlfriend
368 00:26:39 - Yeah. Well, maybe I will. - Yeah?
369 00:26:41 - Yeah. - What are you gonna do?
370 00:26:42 I don't know. I'll do something.
371 00:26:43 You can't do anything. You're a loser.
372 00:26:47 You'll always be a loser.
373 00:26:48 You couldn't even finish high school because you were so stupid.
374 00:26:51 - So, what are you gonna do? - I'll do something. I'll do it.
375 00:26:53 I'll go somewhere. I'll run away where you can never find me.
376 00:26:56 Go ahead and fuck that little girl.
377 00:27:01 - What do you think you're doing? - I'm getting my stuff.
378 00:27:04 You think that's your stuff?
379 00:27:05 That's not your stuff. You didn't pay for it.
380 00:27:08 That is not your stuff because you didn't pay for it, stupid!
381 00:27:11 None of this is yours! This--
382 00:27:14 You leave here, you leave with what you've got!
383 00:27:18 Nothing! Nothing!
384 00:27:21 You understand me? You want to treat me like this?
385 00:27:25 This is what happens, okay? Is that fair?
386 00:27:27 I didn't do anything.
387 00:27:27 You want to live that way?Fuck that little whore!
388 00:27:30 You think you're gonna be this? You think you're gonna be this?
389 00:27:33 Goddamn poster!
390 00:27:35 Don't do that! Don't do that! Why are you doing that?
391 00:27:38 You're not gonna be shit because you're too stupid!
392 00:27:40 - I'm not stupid! - Yes, you are!
393 00:27:42 Please, please. Don't fucking do that.
394 00:27:44 Please don't be mean to me.
395 00:27:46 I'm not being mean to you. You're just too stupid to see it.
396 00:27:49 You don't know what I can do,
397 00:27:50 what I'm gonna do, or what I'm gonna be.
398 00:27:53 You don't know. I'm good.
399 00:27:54 I have good things you don't know about.
400 00:27:56 I'm gonna be something! I am!
401 00:27:58 - Don't fucking tell me I'm not! - You can't do anything.
402 00:28:00 Don't be mean! And you don't talk to me! No!
403 00:28:04 Fuck.
404 00:28:16 Eddie Adams from Torrance.
405 00:28:19 I knew you'd make it.
406 00:28:21 You take the bus the whole way here?
407 00:28:23 Yeah. It wasn't bad, though.
408 00:28:24 - How are you? - Oh, great.
409 00:28:26 I got some people I want you to meet.
410 00:28:35 - Do you like music? - I love music.
411 00:28:37 - What kind? - All kinds of music.
412 00:28:38 Rock, jazz, classical.
413 00:28:40 Oh, I want you to meet a couple of great people.
414 00:28:42 - Buck and Becky. - Hi. I'm Eddie. Eddie Adams.
415 00:28:46 Buck Swope. Nice to meet you.
416 00:28:47 Our new fella.
417 00:28:49 - Becky Barnett. - It's nice to meet you.
418 00:28:51 Oh, this is the new fella?
419 00:28:53 - Is that a faccia? - That is a faccia.
420 00:28:55 Faccia's "face," right?
421 00:28:58 - That's right. - Yeah.
422 00:29:00 - Nice to meet you, guys. - All right.
423 00:29:03 Great people.
424 00:29:05 He's one hell of an actor.
425 00:29:07 Hey, Reed. Reed-o.
426 00:29:10 I want you to meet the new boy on the street.
427 00:29:14 Eddie Adams.
428 00:29:15 Hi. I'm Eddie.
429 00:29:16 Hi, Eddie. Reed Rothchild.
430 00:29:18 - I want you to stick around for a while. - Sure.
431 00:29:21 - Make him something special. - Aye, aye.
432 00:29:24 - So you live on this street? - No, no.
433 00:29:27 Oh, I thought Jack just said you did.
434 00:29:30 No.
435 00:29:31 - Want a drink? - Sure.
436 00:29:32 - Margarita? - Great.
437 00:29:40 Two, four, mm-hm, whatever.
438 00:29:46 - Can I ask you something? - Uh-huh.
439 00:29:48 - Do you work out? - Yeah.
440 00:29:50 Yeah. You look like it. What do you squat?
441 00:29:53 - About two. - Super, super.
442 00:29:57 What about you?
443 00:29:59 What do you squat?
444 00:30:02 Three-fifty.
445 00:30:04 - No B.S. - That's a lot.
446 00:30:07 - Where do you work out? - In Torrance, where I live.
447 00:30:09 Cool. Cool.
448 00:30:11 Hey, you ever go to Vince's out here?
449 00:30:13 Oh, no. I would have seen you.
450 00:30:15 I'm there every day.
451 00:30:16 I've always wanted to work out at Vince's.
452 00:30:19 Cool. Here. Taste that.
453 00:30:26 - Ahem, rock 'n' roll. - Right?
454 00:30:31 - Did you ever see that movie Star Wars? - Oh, about four times.
455 00:30:35 - People tell me I look like Han Solo. - Really?
456 00:30:41 What do you bench?
457 00:30:43 You tell first.
458 00:30:45 I asked you first.
459 00:30:47 Same time.
460 00:30:49 Cool.
461 00:30:50 - Are you ready? - Ready.
462 00:30:52 One, two, three....
463 00:30:56 - You didn't say anything. - Oh, neither did you.
464 00:30:59 Hey, guys. Look at me.
465 00:31:17 Thank you, Johnny. My dear, it's party time.
466 00:31:21 Oh, do you look lovely. Mm.
467 00:31:24 - Hello, Colonel. How are you? - Oh, hello, Jack.
468 00:31:28 Hi. This is my lady friend.
469 00:31:30 Darling, I'd like you to meet Jack Horner,
470 00:31:32 the finest director in the business.
471 00:31:34 - Hi. - Hi.
472 00:31:35 Do you have any coke at this party?
473 00:31:37 Oh guys, I make sure they can find some somewhere.
474 00:31:40 - Great. - You're no bigger than a minute, are you?
475 00:31:43 - Shy as a butterfly. - I'll bet.
476 00:31:45 He has every right to tell me how to sell stereos.
477 00:31:48 It's his store,so I'll listen.
478 00:31:50 He does not have the right to tell me how to dress.
479 00:31:52 Where's he get off telling me how to dress, huh?
480 00:31:54 - It's old. It's just plain old. - No, wait. Let me tell you--
481 00:31:57 He was obviously pissed off about the music.
482 00:32:00 - What's wrong with it? - The cowboy look ended six years ago.
483 00:32:03 It's coming back though, Becky.
484 00:32:05 No, it's not. It's over. It's dead, okay?
485 00:32:06 I don't think you know what you're talking about.
486 00:32:09 I do know what I'm talking about，right？And listen to me.
487 00:32:11 It sounds like your boss at the stereo store's saying the same thing.
488 00:32:14 - What? What? - You have to get a new look.
489 00:32:17 What? You get a new look.
490 00:32:19 I have a look, okay? The look I have is just fine.
491 00:32:21 - What's your look? - Chocolate love, all right?
492 00:32:24 - One hundred percent. - Oh, take a pill.
493 00:32:26 You don't have to lash out. I'm trying to be your friend.
494 00:32:29 - Okay, Becky. Drop it. - I tried opening up a club there, you know?
495 00:32:32 But you see, Miss Amber, I'm just this
496 00:32:34 poor fellow from Puerto Rico, you know?
497 00:32:36 I got this club. Yeah, that's one thing.
498 00:32:38 But soon that goes, I die, then what do I have?
499 00:32:41 I got nothing.
500 00:32:43 So you know, I want something I can send home, you know?
501 00:32:45 Something I can send to my brothers and say, "Look at me.
502 00:32:50 Look at me and all the beautiful women I've been with."
503 00:32:54 So what? You want me to talk to Jack?
504 00:32:56 Yeah. I mean, you know. I mean, what am I asking you here?
505 00:33:00 Honey, Amber, baby, please, talk to Jack.
506 00:33:02 Tell him I can do this. Tell him I won't be bad.
507 00:33:05 - So you wanna be in a movie? - Baby, please.
508 00:33:08 - I'll see what I can do. - Would you, love?
509 00:33:10 Thank you very much.
510 00:33:12 Thank you, mamità.
511 00:33:17 Maurice, can I talk to you? I need to talk to you now.
512 00:33:19 - Now? - Yeah. We gotta go in here.
513 00:33:22 - Excuse me. - Hi.
514 00:33:24 Can I join in?
515 00:33:26 Most certainly.
516 00:33:28 The girl call your cowboy--? That's not dead.
517 00:33:29 Then what is Becky talking about?
518 00:33:31 Fuck that shit.
519 00:33:34 Bitch.
520 00:33:53 - Do a cannonball. - No, no. Watch this jackknife.
521 00:34:04 - Did it look cool? - That was pretty good.
522 00:34:06 Let me show you what you did wrong.
523 00:34:22 Full flip.
524 00:34:40 - You all right? - Yeah.
525 00:34:43 Hey, you gotta bring your legs all the way around.
526 00:34:46 I know. I know.
527 00:34:50 - Hey, hey, hey. This is my point. - What?
528 00:34:52 - Okay, you know what I say? - What?
529 00:34:54 Wear what you dig.
530 00:34:57 That's it. Just wear what you dig.
531 00:34:59 - That's what I said. - Well, what's the problem?
532 00:35:04 - Should I get that? - Yeah.
533 00:35:07 Hello?
534 00:35:10 Uh, can you speak a little louder, please?
535 00:35:12 A who? A Ma--? A Maggie. You know a Maggie?
536 00:35:16 I don't know a Maggie.
537 00:35:17 Uh, look, sorry. There's no Maggie here.
538 00:35:20 Your-- Your mother. Oh, okay. Just give me a sec.
539 00:35:24 Watch that for me, okay?
540 00:35:29 Uh, excuse me, is Maggie here?Maggie? Are you Maggie?
541 00:35:33 No? Do you know? Maggie, Maggie, Maggie.
542 00:35:37 Do you know Maggie?
543 00:35:41 - Are you Maggie? - No.
544 00:35:44 Oh, man. Can you believe this?
545 00:35:46 Hello? Yeah, listen. I'm sorry, there's no Maggie here.
546 00:35:50 Okay. No, no. It's not a problem. Okay. Ciao.
547 00:35:54 - Who was that? - Oh, some kid looking for his mom.
548 00:36:46 What the fuck are you doing?
549 00:36:47 What's it look like they're doing?
550 00:36:49 That's my wife.
551 00:36:51 Shut up, Bill. You're embarrassing me.
552 00:36:55 Yeah, Little Bill. Shut up.
553 00:37:10 - Little Bill. - Hey, Kurt. How's it going?
554 00:37:12 - What's wrong with you? - Oh, my fucking wife, man.
555 00:37:15 She's down there, some idiot's dick in her.
556 00:37:17 Everybody's standing around watching.
557 00:37:19 It's a fucking embarrassment.
558 00:37:21 Yeah, yeah. I know. Anyway, listen.
559 00:37:23 For the shoot, I wanna talk about the look.
560 00:37:26 - See about getting this new zoom lens. - Right.
561 00:37:28 I was wondering if we'd be able to look into getting more lights.
562 00:37:31 Jack wants a minimal thing.
563 00:37:33 Yeah, well, very often minimal means
564 00:37:34 a lot more photographically, I think--
565 00:37:36 - Well, I think most people understand. - I understand.
566 00:37:39 No, I know you understand. I'm talking about some other people.
567 00:37:42 I think what Jack is talking about is minimal.
568 00:37:45 Not really natural, but minimal.
569 00:37:47 - Okay, fine. Uh, I was just saying-- - I understand.
570 00:37:50 Yeah, because I'm trying to give each picture its own look.
571 00:37:53 - Can we talk about this later? - Oh, yeah.
572 00:37:56 You gotta go somewhere, or...?
573 00:37:58 Yeah. No. I mean, unh--
574 00:38:01 You know cuz I was hoping you know for the shoot tomorrow...
575 00:38:03 ...we could send Rocky down and he could pick it up.
576 00:38:06 - Kurt. - No, hey. Got you.
577 00:38:08 You gotta go somewhere, so, hey, what the fuck?
578 00:38:10 It's only the photography of the film we're talking about.
579 00:38:13 - Are you giving me shit, Kurt? - No. Hey, no way, Little Bill.
580 00:38:17 My fucking wife has an ass in her cock in the driveway, Kurt.
581 00:38:20 All right? I'm sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography...
582 00:38:23 ...of the film we're shooting tomorrow.
583 00:38:26 Okay. No big deal. Sorry.
584 00:38:27 - All right? - Gotcha.
585 00:38:43 All right, where is it?
586 00:38:53 I think she's sick.
587 00:38:56 - Oh, what the fuck is this? - I didn't do anything. I-- I
588 00:38:58 didn't--
589 00:38:59 - Is she breathing? - I don't know.
590 00:39:01 I think maybe she did too much coke.
591 00:39:03 Do you think so, doctor?
592 00:39:04 - This girl's definitely OD'd. - Oh, fuck me. Okay.
593 00:39:07 I want you to handle this for me, Johnny.
594 00:39:09 - You listening? - Yeah.
595 00:39:10 Get her in the car, drive her to Saint Joe's.
596 00:39:12 Drop her off in the front. I don't want any--
597 00:39:15 - Got you. - Make sure no one sees the limo.
598 00:39:17 - Got it. - What the fuck is this?
599 00:39:20 This is twice in two days that a chick has OD'd on me.
600 00:39:24 You think maybe you ought to think about getting some new shit?
601 00:39:26 What do you think?
602 00:39:27 Yes, sir.
603 00:39:28 - Oh, shit. She's freaking out. - Oh, see? Look at this.
604 00:39:32 With all this fucking conversation. Come on. Come on.
605 00:39:34 Please don't die.
606 00:39:38 Come on!
607 00:39:41 - Back door, Johnny. - You got it.
608 00:39:45 Fucking shit.
609 00:39:52 Get out of my way.
610 00:39:55 - Bart, is she all right? - Shut the fuck up.
611 00:40:27 - Hey, Reed. - Hey, Scotty J. How are you?
612 00:40:30 You know, you know. Ha, ha, who's this?
613 00:40:33 Eddie, this is Scotty J. He's a friend.
614 00:40:35 He works on some of the films.
615 00:40:37 - Nice to meet you. - Oh, yeah. Me too.
616 00:40:39 Uh, you gonna be working, or...?
617 00:40:41 Maybe.
618 00:40:43 - Probably. Ha, ha. - That's great. Ha, ha. That's great.
619 00:40:46 Cause, how'd you meet Jack? Because I work
620 00:40:47 on the films, you know, sometimes.
621 00:40:49 - So if you ever, yeah.... - Hey, Eddie.
622 00:40:53 - Come here for a second. - That's the boy you told me about.
623 00:40:56 Uh, could you excuse me for a minute?
624 00:40:58 - Yeah. - Very nice to meet you.
625 00:41:01 Take care.
626 00:41:06 - Hey. - Eddie Adams, this is the Colonel.
627 00:41:08 - Hi. - How do you do, Eddie?
628 00:41:10 Eddie is, uh, interested in film.
629 00:41:13 Oh. I can't give you much advice
630 00:41:15 that Jack probably doesn't know...
631 00:41:17 ...but I can advise that you think about your name.
632 00:41:19 My name. Yeah.
633 00:41:21 Like, think about some name that makes you happy.
634 00:41:24 - Something with a little pizzazz, you know? - Sure.
635 00:41:26 You see, Eddie, the Colonel here,
636 00:41:29 he puts up all the money for our films.
637 00:41:32 It's an important part of the process.
638 00:41:34 Oh. Great, great.
639 00:41:35 I'm looking forward to seeing you in action.
640 00:41:37 Jack says you got a great big cock.
641 00:41:39 Um, well, heh, I don't know. I guess so.
642 00:41:42 May I see it?
643 00:41:44 - Really? - Please. Yeah.
644 00:41:46 Okay.
645 00:41:52 - Well, thank you, Eddie. - No problem.
646 00:41:56 - Thanks, Eddie. - Bye.
647 00:42:24 - You wanna hear a poem I wrote? - Yeah.
648 00:42:27 Okay.
649 00:42:29 I love you, you love me. Going down the sugar tree
650 00:42:36 We'll go down the sugar tree. And see lots of bees
651 00:42:41 Playing, playing.
652 00:42:44 But the bees won't sting Because you love me.
653 00:42:49 - That's it. - That's fucking great. Did you write that?
654 00:42:51 - Yeah. I write songs too. I'm still working--
655 00:42:54 How's it going, boys?
656 00:42:55 Hey, Jack.
657 00:42:58 Having a good time?
658 00:42:59 Excellent time. Thank you, Jack.
659 00:43:01 It was a great party.
660 00:43:02 The best.
661 00:43:03 That's what Jackie's house is for.
662 00:43:05 To have a good time. Right?
663 00:43:08 - That's right. - Coming in.
664 00:43:14 - Ah, how about a little bubbles? - Oh, yeah.
665 00:43:20 - Excuse me, Jack. - Yeah?
666 00:43:22 I was thinking about what the Colonel was saying, you knwo, about my name.
667 00:43:25 I was just wondering if you had any ideas.
668 00:43:28 I had some thoughts on it, yeah.
669 00:43:29 What about you? What do you think?
670 00:43:32 Well, my idea was-- You know, I just want a name--
671 00:43:35 I want it so it can cut glass, you know, like razor-sharp.
672 00:43:38 Razor-sharp. Right.
673 00:43:39 Yeah, well, when I close my eyes,
674 00:43:41 I see this thing. It's like this big sign.
675 00:43:44 And the name is in, like, bright-blue neon lights...
676 00:43:46 ...with, like, purple outline.
677 00:43:49 And this name is just so bright and so sharp
678 00:43:51 that the sign, it just blows up...
679 00:43:54 ...because the name is just so powerful.
680 00:44:05 It says, "Dirk Diggler."
681 00:44:08 I think-- I think heaven has sent you here, Dirk Diggler.
682 00:44:15 I think the angels have blessed us all because of you.
683 00:44:18 - You're Dirk. Ha, ha. - Dirk Diggler, ha, ha.
684 00:44:22 Amen.
685 00:44:31 Talk to me, Kurt.
686 00:44:32 - Twenty to 30. - Oy.
687 00:44:34 I got a couple tough shadows to deal with.
688 00:44:36 There's shadows in life, baby.
689 00:44:38 - Jack. - Yo.
690 00:44:40 - You, uh, wanna go over this? - Okay.
691 00:44:44 Uh, the setup is-- Okay, here we go.
692 00:44:48 Uh, "One, Amber talking to Becky.
693 00:44:50 They make the telephone call to the agents
694 00:44:52 to send over some actors.
695 00:44:53 Two, enter Reed to audition for Amber.
696 00:44:56 They go at it. Becky watches.
697 00:44:59 Three, Becky goes to the bathroom to jack off.
698 00:45:01 She gets interrupted by Amber. They go at it.
699 00:45:04 Four...."
700 00:45:08 Who's "Dirk--? Dirk Diggler?"
701 00:45:10 That's that new, good-looking kid.
702 00:45:13 Eddie at the club.
703 00:45:14 - Good name. - Yeah.
704 00:45:15 Anyway, uh, "Enter Dirk. He meets Becky. They go at it."
705 00:45:18 No, ugh. Change that, will you? Uh--
706 00:45:20 I want Eddie to be auditioning for Amber.
707 00:45:22 Got it.
708 00:45:25 Darling, where are you going?
709 00:45:26 I gotta go wash my vagina.
710 00:45:28 - How long will you be? - Two seconds.
711 00:45:30 You want it clean, don't you?
712 00:45:36 I'm back now. I'm ready to start my--
713 00:45:40 - Come in. - Hey.
714 00:45:42 - Hi. - Hi.
715 00:45:44 Dirk. Dirk Diggler.
716 00:45:48 - Scotty. - Yeah, uh--
717 00:45:51 I'm supposed to come get you now
718 00:45:52 and tell you that they're all ready now.
719 00:45:55 - Okay. - Yeah.
720 00:45:56 Okay.
721 00:46:00 Do you think you could give me a minute?
722 00:46:04 Thanks.
723 00:46:08 I'm back now. I'm ready to start my acting career.
724 00:46:23 That's right.
725 00:46:30 - Hey. - Hey.
726 00:46:32 - You look really good. - Oh, thank you.
727 00:46:34 And you look really sexy.
728 00:46:37 - Thanks. - Yeah.
729 00:46:44 - I like your name a lot. - You do?
730 00:46:45 Yeah. It's really cool.
731 00:46:47 - Thanks. - Yeah.
732 00:46:54 You'll be right down there.
733 00:47:04 Thanks. Hey.
734 00:47:07 - Ho, how's my boy? - Great.
735 00:47:09 How you feeling? Let's do it.
736 00:47:10 All right.
737 00:47:12 - Remember everything we talked about? - Yeah.
738 00:47:14 Okay, now,
739 00:47:15 you're gonna come through the door, walk right over here...
740 00:47:18 ...I'll-- I'll say, uh, "Action, Eddie."
741 00:47:21 That'll be your cue, right?
742 00:47:23 You come through the door, you walk over here to the desk...
743 00:47:26 ...to Amber, and we shoot.
744 00:47:29 Um, do we go right into the sex, or...?
745 00:47:31 I need some more film.
746 00:47:33 - Is that all right? - Good.
747 00:47:35 - Is it okay with you? - That looks good.
748 00:47:37 - Amber? - Good.
749 00:47:39 - Okay. - Okay. You don't need a rehearsal?
750 00:47:43 No, it's okay. I can do it.
751 00:47:45 Okay, then we'll shoot the rehearsal.
752 00:47:47 - Great. - All right.
753 00:47:48 - Um, could I ask you something, Jack? - Sure.
754 00:47:50 Um, I was wondering if you could, um...
755 00:47:53 ...call me Dirk Diggler from now on.
756 00:47:56 - Absolutely. - Great.
757 00:47:57 - I'm sorry. - Oh, no. It's--
758 00:47:59 - No, no. From now on. - Thanks.
759 00:48:02 Okay, let's get a good one.
760 00:48:04 Do you wanna practice your lines with me?
761 00:48:06 No, I know it.
762 00:48:07 - You look great, honey. - Thanks.
763 00:48:09 Um, does he want me to keep going until I come?
764 00:48:12 Yeah. You just come when you're ready.
765 00:48:13 Okay. Well, where should I do it?
766 00:48:15 Where do you want?
767 00:48:17 Wherever you tell me.
768 00:48:19 Well, come on my tits if you can, okay?
769 00:48:21 Just pull it out and do it on my stomach and my tits
770 00:48:24 if you can.
771 00:48:24 Yeah. No problem.
772 00:48:31 Are you all right, honey?
773 00:48:33 Oh, this is great. I'm fine. I just wanna do good.
774 00:48:35 - I just want it to be really good. - Mm-hm.
775 00:48:38 I was wondering, is it okay if I really try
776 00:48:40 to make it look sexy? Would that be okay?
777 00:48:43 - Okay. - Great.
778 00:48:49 - You ready? - Yeah.
779 00:48:50 Make your entrance through this door.
780 00:48:52 He'll call, "Action." That's your cue.
781 00:48:54 - You got the lines for the scene? - Uh-huh.
782 00:48:56 If you drop one, just call for it,
783 00:48:57 - but do not stop, okay? - Okay.
784 00:48:58 Do not stop. You want some water?
785 00:49:00 No, I'm fine. Thanks.
786 00:49:01 Okay. You're gonna do fine.
787 00:49:03 Roll it, Scotty.
788 00:49:07 Speed.
789 00:49:09 Sticks. Marker.
790 00:49:12 - Yeah? - Camera's set.
791 00:49:13 - We're ready, chief. - Okay.
792 00:49:16 And...
793 00:49:19 ...action, Dirk.
794 00:49:26 Hello. Are you John?
795 00:49:29 Yes, ma'am.
796 00:49:30 Your agency recommends you very highly.
797 00:49:33 Well, I'm a really hard worker, and if
798 00:49:35 you give me a job, I won't disappoint you.
799 00:49:37 - What special skills do you have? - Well, I just got--
800 00:49:40 I've been in the Marines for three years.
801 00:49:42 I just got back from a tour of duty.
802 00:49:44 - You're kidding. - No, I'm not.
803 00:49:46 And it got really hard being surrounded by all those guys all day.
804 00:49:50 How long has it been since you've had a woman?
805 00:49:52 - A long time. - That's terrible.
806 00:49:56 But now I'm back,
807 00:49:57 and I'm ready to pursue my acting career.
808 00:50:00 Well, as you may or may not know,
809 00:50:01 this is an important film for me.
810 00:50:03 If it's not a hit, I'm gonna get kicked out of my apartment.
811 00:50:06 - My landlord's a real jerk. - Really?
812 00:50:09 Why don't you take your pants off?
813 00:50:11 It's important I get an idea of your size.
814 00:50:13 No problem.
815 00:50:47 I think that you have the job,
816 00:50:49 but why don't I make sure of something?
817 00:50:54 This is a giant cock.
818 00:52:38 We've rolled out.
819 00:52:39 Uh, we gotta change mags.
820 00:52:42 Do it quickly.
821 00:52:51 - Kids. - Is everything cool?
822 00:52:53 It's going great. We just gotta change the angle.
823 00:52:56 Does it--? Does it look sexy?
824 00:52:58 - Oh, it's great. - You're doing so good, Dirk.
825 00:53:01 - Does it feel good? - Yep.
826 00:53:10 Okay?
827 00:53:12 Roll sound, Scotty.
828 00:53:17 Speed.
829 00:53:19 Quiet. Sticks.
830 00:53:25 Marker.
831 00:53:27 We're back.
832 00:53:30 Action, kids.
833 00:53:32 - We're gonna go down now. - Okay.
834 00:53:36 - No. No, first-- Down again. - Okay.
835 00:53:47 John, you're a wonderful actor.
836 00:53:50 Oh, John.
837 00:53:59 - Oh, John. - Yeah.
838 00:54:01 John, you're a wonderful actor.
839 00:54:18 - You're amazing. - Oh, you feel so good, Amber.
840 00:54:21 - Are you ready to come? - Yeah.
841 00:54:23 - Come in me. - What?
842 00:54:25 Don't worry. I'm fixed. I want you to come in me.
843 00:54:29 - Okay. Yeah. - Yeah?
844 00:54:31 Okay.
845 00:54:39 Oh, God, yeah.
846 00:54:47 Wonderful.
847 00:54:50 - Cut. Terrific. Nice work. Nice work. - All right.
848 00:54:53 Congratulations. That was great, wasn't it?
849 00:54:56 - Wasn't that sexy? - Rock 'n' roll.
850 00:54:58 - That was something. - Really good.
851 00:54:59 It looked great. Very sexy.
852 00:55:01 - Doesn't he fuck like a champ? - Was it sexy?
853 00:55:03 - You rocked. - Thanks.
854 00:55:04 Hey, the camera loves you.
855 00:55:06 We didn't get the come shot.
856 00:55:07 - What? - We missed the come shot.
857 00:55:09 He came inside of her.
858 00:55:11 Maybe we could, like, go to stock footage or--
859 00:55:14 Are you crazy? It won't match.
860 00:55:17 - Well-- - Jack.
861 00:55:19 Hmm?
862 00:55:19 I could do it again if you need a close-up.
863 00:55:24 ♪ Kc & the sunshine band's - "boogie shoes" ♪
864 00:55:28 - Here we go. - Here we go.
865 00:55:31 Okay, everyone say, "Dirk."
866 00:55:33 Dirk.
867 00:55:36 These are real wood.
868 00:55:37 No, these.
869 00:55:38 These are the ones. These are great.
870 00:55:40 Yeah. Those are really cool. Are they lizard?
871 00:55:43 No. They're Italian. I'm gonna fucking buy these.
872 00:55:48 Guys.
873 00:55:50 It's funny you say that
874 00:55:51 because we should be in a band, you know?
875 00:56:02 - Like my shoes? - They're cool.
876 00:56:04 I got them with Reed and Scotty.
877 00:56:06 They're cool, huh?
878 00:56:07 - Yeah. - You know, embossed leather...
879 00:56:09 ...with this patchwork, reptilian-pattern design.
880 00:56:13 - Cool. - Can we have some hot sauce here?
881 00:56:15 - Oh, hi, Scotty. - Hi, Scotty.
882 00:56:17 - Come on, sit down and help yourself. - Oh, thanks.
883 00:56:20 Say hello to Jaime Lynn.
884 00:56:21 Scotty, this is Jaime Lynn.
885 00:56:23 I was thinking about the--
886 00:56:24 Scotty, Jaime Lynn.
887 00:56:25 Say hello to Jaime Lynn.
888 00:56:26 - You're a Leo, huh? - That's right.
889 00:56:28 - Hey, my girlfriend wants to meet you. - Is that right?
890 00:56:31 This is Raymond.
891 00:56:32 How do you do? What's your name?
892 00:56:34 - Becky Barnett. - Excuse me?
893 00:56:36 Becky Barnett.
894 00:56:38 Raymond's a Leo.
895 00:56:39 I knew it. I knew it.
896 00:56:40 - What's your sign? - I'm a Pisces.
897 00:56:42 What? I can't deal with no Pisces.
898 00:56:45 - That shirt's pretty sexy too. - Well, yeah.
899 00:56:47 Well, this is, um, like, imported Italian nylon...
900 00:56:50 ...and, uh, it's like a special-edition, limited silk print...
901 00:56:53 ...and it was done by this really famous,
902 00:56:55 um, design artist from Italy.
903 00:56:57 Pick a card, man.
904 00:56:59 What's up, baby? I love you.
905 00:57:00 Picture later, baby.
906 00:57:01 What table's that going to? Four?
907 00:57:03 Five, Jose. Five.
908 00:57:05 What's happening, my man?
909 00:57:06 You alive, man. I thought you were dead.
910 00:57:09 Yo, what's up, people?
911 00:57:11 Rise from the deck.
912 00:57:14 - Damn, that's-- - Two of diamonds, right?
913 00:57:16 - That's my card. That is incredible. - Right.
914 00:57:18 But doesn't it make you nervous
915 00:57:19 when you're dealing with all those evil forces?
916 00:57:22 Horses? What?
917 00:57:24 No. The evil forces.
918 00:57:27 Evil? No, man. It's not evil.
919 00:57:29 It's an illusion.
920 00:57:30 - It's an illusion.
921 00:57:31 Yeah. Yeah, it's confusing.
922 00:57:33 Thank you.
923 00:57:35 Listen up, kid. Listen up.
924 00:57:37 I'm gonna try and do this all in one shot, know what I mean?
925 00:57:40 So we start like this,
926 00:57:41 and then you roll her over, Dirk.
927 00:57:43 Rollergirl, you roll right over with him.
928 00:57:45 Try to give me every single position. Is that possible?
929 00:57:48 Well, if she--Rollergirl,
930 00:57:49 if you wrap your leg around--
931 00:57:51 No, the other one, the left one.
932 00:57:53 Around and over. Good.
933 00:57:54 See, we can go right into doggy style.
934 00:57:57 Perfect.
935 00:57:59 Is the movement on a waterbed gonna be a problem?
936 00:58:01 No, not at all, Kurt.
937 00:58:02 I mean, I dig it. It's great.
938 00:58:04 - Okay, can we do this? - Yeah.
939 00:58:05 All right, everybody, here we go.
940 00:58:09 - This is gonna be great. Jack. - Yeah?
941 00:58:10 Do you want me to use a Spanish accent?
942 00:58:19 "Jack Horner has found something special
943 00:58:22 in newcomer Dirk Diggler.
944 00:58:24 It's another stellar sexual standout
945 00:58:26 from Horner and Company.
946 00:58:28 Diggler delivers a performance worth a thousand hard-ons.
947 00:58:32 His presence when dressed is powerful and demanding.
948 00:58:35 When stripped to the bone...
949 00:58:37 ...Diggler's more eruptive than a volcano
950 00:58:39 on a bad day.
951 00:58:40 Amber Waves' ripe cherry lips do a wonderful job...
952 00:58:43 ...of handling Diggler's wide load.
953 00:58:45 And Reed Rothchild's stiff biceps...
954 00:58:48 ...do a slapping good job with Becky Barnett's supple ass.
955 00:58:53 But it's Diggler thatremains the standout in this film.
956 00:58:55 It's easy to predict that after only two films...
957 00:58:58 ...that Diggler's success can only grow and grow and grow...
958 00:59:01 ...and grow and grow and grow...
959 00:59:04 ...and grow and grow and grow."
960 00:59:08 ♪ The commodores - "Machine gun" ♪
961 01:00:14 - What else? - Well, that's it for now.
962 01:00:16 I mean, look at the character Holmes came up with, for instance.
963 01:00:20 - And look, I just.... - Tell me.
964 01:00:24 I don't like seeing women treated that way.
965 01:00:26 This guy he plays, Johnny Wadd--
966 01:00:27 It's always about slapping some girl around
967 01:00:29 or whatever. It's not right. It's not cool.
968 01:00:32 It's just not sexy. I mean,
969 01:00:33 it's not sexy like it should be, Jack.
970 01:00:35 This guy's more of like a James Bond-type character.
971 01:00:38 You know, he's classy. He's a world-traveled guy.
972 01:00:42 - I like that. - Reed could play my partner.
973 01:00:48 - I like that a lot. - We could make it really good, Jack.
974 01:00:51 Honestly, if you direct it,
975 01:00:52 we make a whole series with a whole story.
976 01:00:54 I mean, it's exactly what we've always talked about.
977 01:00:58 Please?
978 01:01:00 When we get back, set up the typewriter.
979 01:01:04 We'll see what comes out of it.
980 01:01:06 But I have to talk to the Colonel when we get to Vegas.
981 01:01:10 And, Dirk, you gotta work on the Colonel too, Dirk.
982 01:01:13 I mean, you gotta be committed.
983 01:01:14 Right, right. Jack, I'll do whatever I have to do.
984 01:01:18 Does this character have a name?
985 01:01:22 His name is Brock Landers.
986 01:01:25 His partner's name is Chest Rockwell.
987 01:01:30 Those are great names.
988 01:01:33 And the award for best newcomer goes to....
989 01:01:36 Yes. My baby boy. Dirk Diggler. Whoo.
990 01:01:40 And the award for best cock goes to....
991 01:01:43 Here we go again. Dirk Diggler.
992 01:01:45 The award for best actor goes to.... Aah!
993 01:01:48 I've seen all his movies,
994 01:01:49 and I can't wait to work with him.
995 01:01:51 Mr. Dirk Diggler.
996 01:02:32 - I don't know what to say. - Come on, say it.
997 01:02:35 I guess--
998 01:02:36 Wow.
999 01:02:38 I guess the only thing I can say...
1000 01:02:40 ...is I'll promise to keep rocking 'n' rolling
1001 01:02:42 and making better films.
1002 01:02:45 You know, it seems we makethese movies and sometimes, you know...
1003 01:02:49 ...they're considered filthy or something by some people...
1004 01:02:52 ...but I don't think that's true.
1005 01:02:55 These movies we make, they can be better.
1006 01:02:58 They can help. They really can. I mean that.
1007 01:03:01 We can always do better.
1008 01:03:03 I'm gonna keep trying if you guys keep trying.
1009 01:03:06 Let's keep rocking 'n' rolling, man.
1010 01:03:10 Yeah!
1011 01:03:24 Marker.
1012 01:03:26 Set.
1013 01:03:46 Shot of tequila, straight up.
1014 01:03:48 Yes, ma'am.
1015 01:03:51 I've been in this place for 20 minutes just to get a seat.
1016 01:03:56 - Are you alone? - Yeah. Just visiting L.A.
1017 01:04:00 Some people told me the food in here was really good.
1018 01:04:03 Good? It's not good.
1019 01:04:05 It's probably the best place to eat
1020 01:04:07 in all of Los Angeles. It's excellent.
1021 01:04:09 I certainly hope so.
1022 01:04:11 I could die of starvation before I get something in my mouth.
1023 01:04:16 Still hungry?
1024 01:04:19 Starving.
1025 01:04:24 - Why don't you feast on that? - Okay.
1026 01:04:37 Oh, it's true.
1027 01:04:40 What's that?
1028 01:04:42 You are Brock Landers.
1029 01:05:08 Freeze! Don't make me chase you, Raphael!
1030 01:05:24 Freeze!
1031 01:05:33 Brock Landers
1032 01:05:40 We're almost there. Here's what I want.
1033 01:05:42 I want you to trim the head.
1034 01:05:44 Take that shot of Reed with the revolver, just dump that, okay?
1035 01:05:47 And switch the title card.
1036 01:05:48 I want it to come flying right out
1037 01:05:50 of the screen, right at the audience.
1038 01:05:52 - Nice. Piece of cake. - That's my guy.
1039 01:05:58 I told him,"This is a special party for Scotty J.
1040 01:06:00 I want your lightest, bubbliest champagne."
1041 01:06:03 So this is what he gave me.
1042 01:06:04 I want you take a little sip and tell me what you think.
1043 01:06:07 This is supposed to be really good stuff. Here. Take a sip.
1044 01:06:11 - Is that pretty light? - Yeah, that is.
1045 01:06:13 - Baby, it's beautiful. - What do you think?
1046 01:06:15 - It's great? - Yeah.
1047 01:06:17 - Look how spacious it is. - Yeah. Look, I like this too.
1048 01:06:19 That's custom-made. That's real imported Italian leather.
1049 01:06:22 - This color is very unusual. - Watch this.
1050 01:06:25 - What's that? - My initials.
1051 01:06:27 Oh, that's so imaginative.How'd you think of that?
1052 01:06:29 I was just thinking of my name one day and dreamt it up.
1053 01:06:32 - Hi, Dirk. - How are you?
1054 01:06:33 - I'm almost finished. - Looks great.
1055 01:06:35 I used a little poetic licenseto capture your essence.
1056 01:06:38 - Show me the rest of the house? - Looks great.
1057 01:06:40 Yeah, it's good for conversation, huh?
1058 01:06:42 Yeah. Jessie did that oil painting as well
1059 01:06:44 and Buck is still installing the stereo.
1060 01:06:47 - That's a beanbag. - You're kidding.
1061 01:06:48 And that lamp, those are real sterling silver.
1062 01:06:51 Yeah, they have a very modern feel too.
1063 01:06:53 This could be the place you could have conversations.
1064 01:06:55 - You ready? - What is this?
1065 01:06:59 - This is my dojo. - It's all Asian.
1066 01:07:01 You have an Asian room.
1067 01:07:03 - Yeah. It has that whole karate feel.
1068 01:07:05 Nice. It's very comfortable.
1069 01:07:07 - Yeah. A lot of ancient China. - That's really good.
1070 01:07:09 I have my statues for my best-actor awards.
1071 01:07:11 You have a place to keep your awards. I'm glad.
1072 01:07:14 Look up there.
1073 01:07:15 Oh, that's handy.
1074 01:07:17 - Can you see yourself? - Yeah.
1075 01:07:18 - That's great, huh? - That's nice.
1076 01:07:21 - My whole entire wardrobe. - That's great.
1077 01:07:23 It's all perfectly organized by color, as well as designer.
1078 01:07:27 You don't have to think about anything.
1079 01:07:29 You just reach in and know right where it is.
1080 01:07:31 - You're gonna love it. - Yeah?
1081 01:07:33 This is my favorite thing in the whole world. Close your eyes.
1082 01:07:36 - Okay, you ready? - Yeah, baby.
1083 01:07:43 - Isn't it beautiful? - Oh, God. Heh.
1084 01:07:46 This is it. This is the thing.
1085 01:07:49 You deserve this, baby.
1086 01:07:51 Isn't it great? This is the most beautiful
1087 01:07:53 thing I've ever seen in my whole life.
1088 01:07:55 - You wanna go for a ride? - Oh, yeah. Heh.
1089 01:07:58 Let's do this thing. She rocks.
1090 01:08:02 Yeah!
1091 01:08:03 Hold on.
1092 01:08:05 You set us up, Chico.
1093 01:08:07 You wanna fuck with Raphael and Ringo..
1094 01:08:09 ...that's your business. You don't fuck with Chest and Brock.
1095 01:08:13 - No-- - You know what?
1096 01:08:15 - No. - You're not even worth it.
1097 01:08:17 I gave you a chance.
1098 01:08:23 I trusted him.
1099 01:08:26 Well, we almost solved the case.
1100 01:08:31 At least the women are safe.
1101 01:08:34 Let's go get some of that Saturday-night beaver.
1102 01:08:38 No one fucks with Chest and Brock.
1103 01:08:42 This is the best work we've ever done.
1104 01:08:45 It's a real film, Jack.
1105 01:08:49 - It feels good. - You made it fly.
1106 01:08:54 You know, this is the film...
1107 01:08:58 ...I want them to remember me by.
1108 01:09:11 Thank you.
1109 01:09:31 You know, as far as I'm concerned, it's all about love, you know?
1110 01:09:35 I mean, if you love someone,
1111 01:09:37 how hard can the world be?
1112 01:09:38 I mean, uh, people will come
1113 01:09:40 and they will go, and so will problems...
1114 01:09:42 ...but ultimately, if you have got love
1115 01:09:45 on your side, and it is just....
1116 01:09:47 I mean, it is just deep down in your soul...
1117 01:09:53 ...what's a problem gonna be
1118 01:09:54 that takes your attention away from that?
1119 01:09:58 Do you understand?
1120 01:10:02 - I'm Becky Barnett. - I'm Jerome.
1121 01:10:06 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too, Becky.
1122 01:10:08 - So, what do you do? - Oh, uh, I'm in the auto industry.
1123 01:10:14 Yeah, I'm a regional manager over at Pep Boys.
1124 01:10:16 Oh. Wow.
1125 01:10:18 That's great. That's great.
1126 01:10:19 You've got a really nice smile, Becky.
1127 01:10:22 Thank you, heh, heh...
1128 01:10:24 Jerome...Jerome. Ha, ha. Ha, ha.
1129 01:10:39 - The Colonel. - Excuse me.
1130 01:10:43 Floyd GondolliFloyd Gondolli. Ha, ha.
1131 01:10:44 Great you could make it. Great, great, great.
1132 01:10:47 - How are you? You look happy. - I'm fine.
1133 01:10:51 - Meet boys, Tommy, Pete. - Hi.
1134 01:10:53 Meet girls, Cyndi, Angie.
1135 01:10:56 - Hi. - Hi.
1136 01:10:57 These are the next stars.
1137 01:10:59 These are the real people in the world.
1138 01:11:03 I think we ought to talk with Jack now.
1139 01:11:05 Iron this out before we start the new year?
1140 01:11:07 Let's do it.
1141 01:11:09 What were you thinking? Whatwere you feeling?
1142 01:11:11 Did you do research?
1143 01:11:12 - Hi, Amber. - What are you talking about?
1144 01:11:14 - Oh, nothing. - You wanna come with me for a little while?
1145 01:11:18 - Where? - It's a surprise, surprise, surprise.
1146 01:11:21 Yeah. Let's go. Excuse me, Jessie.
1147 01:11:53 - Hey, Buck. - Hey, Jessie. How you doing?
1148 01:11:56 - You sitting alone? - Yes.
1149 01:12:03 - Todd Parker. - Rocking Reed Rothchild.
1150 01:12:06 - Aw, you made it. Yeah. Woo-hoo. - Yeah.
1151 01:12:10 Amazing party, man. Fucking chicks everywhere.
1152 01:12:13 You bet. Courtesy of Jack Horner. Thank you.
1153 01:12:15 I wouldn't mind me having
1154 01:12:17 a piece of that action right over there.
1155 01:12:19 That's Michelle. I'll introduce you.
1156 01:12:21 Sure. Introduce her to my lap.
1157 01:12:23 Did you get off work, man?
1158 01:12:24 - I don't dance Sunday nights. - Right.
1159 01:12:27 - Whose Vette is that out in the driveway? - Dirk.
1160 01:12:30 - I'm so jealous of him. - That shit's jamming.
1161 01:12:32 It's dropped down low with a 350 cube,
1162 01:12:34 3-and-a-quarter horsepower...
1163 01:12:36 ...4-speed, 4.10 gears, 10 coats of competition orange...
1164 01:12:39 ...hand-rubbed lacquer with a dual-plane manifold.
1165 01:12:42 Tsk, full fucking race cams. Whoa.
1166 01:12:44 Yep.
1167 01:12:53 I'm pretty happy with it, you know.
1168 01:12:55 It's a great look for you, I think.
1169 01:12:57 It's pretty original, you know, I think.
1170 01:13:00 Right.
1171 01:13:03 Heh. I'm gonna take this off.
1172 01:13:09 Yeah.
1173 01:13:11 What were we talking about before?
1174 01:13:13 - Um, oil painting? - No.
1175 01:13:16 - No-- Yes. I mean, um, but I was saying-- - Oh, oh, oh. Sunsets.
1176 01:13:20 Right, yeah. I was saying that I love sunsets.
1177 01:13:23 - But sunrises are better. Heh. - Exactly. Ha, ha.
1178 01:13:27 I thought I was the only one who felt that way.
1179 01:13:29 - No, I feel that way. - Really?
1180 01:13:31 Yes, really. Hey, have you ever heard my stereo system?
1181 01:13:35 - No. - I'm gonna open my own business.
1182 01:13:38 - Really? - Yes. Yes. It's my dream.
1183 01:13:42 Okay, it's hi-fi stereo equipment at discount prices.
1184 01:13:47 Yeah. It's called Buck's Super Stereo World.
1185 01:13:50 - That is a fucking great idea. Heh. - Yeah.
1186 01:13:53 You know, in the 80s, that's when it's gonna happen for real.
1187 01:13:57 - Really? - Yes, really. The 1980s.
1188 01:14:00 Wow.
1189 01:14:03 I wanted you to give me a minute
1190 01:14:04 so I could tell you how much I love you.
1191 01:14:06 I mean, it's gonna be a new year and
1192 01:14:08 we're gonna start things and do things...
1193 01:14:10 ...and I just wanted you to know how much I care about you.
1194 01:14:14 I really care about you, honey.
1195 01:14:15 - You're my little baby. - Thank you, Amber.
1196 01:14:18 You're the best thing that's happened to me
1197 01:14:20 since my son went off, and I just--
1198 01:14:23 I love you, honey.
1199 01:14:25 I love you too.
1200 01:14:29 Fucking 1980, you know?
1201 01:14:32 - Can you believe it? - I can't.
1202 01:14:33 I mean, it's like, the next thing you know
1203 01:14:36 it's gonna be, like, 1990 and 2000.
1204 01:14:38 I mean, can you imagine?
1205 01:14:40 Goodbye, 1979.
1206 01:14:43 Hello, 1980.
1207 01:14:46 Okay.
1208 01:14:48 Make sure you snort it back real quick and hard.
1209 01:14:52 - Huh? - Like this.
1210 01:15:02 Okay.
1211 01:15:09 - Ugh, it burns. - It's good though, right?
1212 01:15:12 It's going in my throat.
1213 01:15:14 That's the drip. The drip's the best part.
1214 01:15:17 - It tastes like aspirin. - Here. Do one more in the other nostril.
1215 01:15:20 I need a drink of water, I think.
1216 01:15:23 One more, and then a drink of water.
1217 01:15:32 Do you think I look cool when I do it?
1218 01:15:40 So let's talk about the future.
1219 01:15:42 Let's talk about what video means to this industry.
1220 01:15:45 And let's talk about how all of us-- Not one of us.
1221 01:15:48 How all of us are gonna profit.
1222 01:15:50 I've been doing theater in San Francisco and San Diego...
1223 01:15:54 ...about as long as you've been doing stag and hard-core.
1224 01:15:57 We're all familiar with your biography, Floyd.
1225 01:15:59 No one is doubting your credentials or your history.
1226 01:16:02 Then why the resistance?
1227 01:16:04 I mean, this industry is gonna be turned upside down soon enough.
1228 01:16:07 Why help it?
1229 01:16:09 Why not be prepared?
1230 01:16:11 Colonel's got the money.
1231 01:16:13 You got the talent, Jack.
1232 01:16:14 I got the connection to the equipment
1233 01:16:16 and the mail-order distribution.
1234 01:16:17 Not to mention those kids out there
1235 01:16:20 who are hot fuck action to the max, Jack.
1236 01:16:23 This is the future. Videotape tells the truth.
1237 01:16:26 Wait a minute. You come into my house,
1238 01:16:29 my party, to tell me about the future?
1239 01:16:33 That the future is tape, videotape, and not film?
1240 01:16:36 That it's amateurs and not professionals?
1241 01:16:39 I'm a filmmaker.
1242 01:16:40 That's why I will never make a movie on videotape.
1243 01:16:43 And I'll tell you something else.
1244 01:16:45 I will never, ever loan out any of the actors...
1245 01:16:48 - ...that I have under contract to you. - Wait, wait, wait, Jack.
1246 01:16:52 I'm not a complicated man. I like cinema.
1247 01:16:55 In particular, I like to see people fucking on film.
1248 01:16:58 I don't wanna win an Oscar,
1249 01:16:59 and I don't wanna reinvent the wheel.
1250 01:17:01 I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass,
1251 01:17:04 lollipops in my mouth.
1252 01:17:05 That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.
1253 01:17:08 Call me crazy, call me a pervert...
1254 01:17:09 ...but there's one little thing that I wanna do in this life...
1255 01:17:13 ...and that is I wanna make a dollar and a cent in this business.
1256 01:17:17 Ahh, Jack, I'm not trying to hurt you.
1257 01:17:20 I'm trying to help you stay one step ahead of the game.
1258 01:17:24 We're going in circles now.
1259 01:17:25 We're in familiar territory.
1260 01:17:27 The territory we're in is the future.
1261 01:17:30 Not to mention the cost.
1262 01:17:32 You know, if it looks like shit and it sounds like shit...
1263 01:17:35 ...then it must be shit.
1264 01:17:37 You're holding on too tight, Jack.
1265 01:17:40 It doesn't have to look good.
1266 01:17:42 Film is just too damn expensive.
1267 01:17:44 And the theaters are already converting to video projectors.
1268 01:17:48 I haven't heard that.
1269 01:17:50 Well, it's true.
1270 01:17:58 Ten minutes before the new year.
1271 01:18:02 I'd like to spend it with my friends.
1272 01:18:05 We will or will not continue this conversation.
1273 01:18:15 Hey, Dirk. Ha, ha.
1274 01:18:16 Hey, Scotty. What's up?
1275 01:18:17 - Fucking New Year's, right? -1980.
1276 01:18:19 - Oh, man, right. Did you see my new car? - You got a new car?
1277 01:18:23 - Yeah. Wanna see? - Yeah.
1278 01:18:25 All right, cool. It's out front.
1279 01:18:28 Come on. It's out front.
1280 01:18:29 Dirk. I want you
1281 01:18:30 to meet my friend Todd.
1282 01:18:31 Todd Parker, Dirk Diggler.
1283 01:18:32 - What's up? How are you? - We finally meet.
1284 01:18:34 - Yeah. - No.
1285 01:18:35 I was telling you about him before.
1286 01:18:37 You remember. Todd Parker.
1287 01:18:39 He works at Party Boys Strip Club.
1288 01:18:40 Oh, cool. You're a dancer.
1289 01:18:42 Yeah, I got some moves.
1290 01:18:43 DirkDirk? Uh--
1291 01:18:45 I'm sorry. You coming? Or you wanna talk to these guys--?
1292 01:18:48 Yeah, Scotty.
1293 01:18:49 I'll be around in a bit. We can talk then?
1294 01:18:51 - Okay. - See you later, Reed.
1295 01:18:52 - See you. - All right.
1296 01:18:56 Uh, when you get by, uh, the lights,
1297 01:18:59 close your eyes.
1298 01:19:00 - Okay? - All right.
1299 01:19:01 - All right, just follow my voice. All right? - Yeah.
1300 01:19:04 Here, here, here.
1301 01:19:09 - Here, here, here. - Where?
1302 01:19:11 Keep coming. All right, open them.
1303 01:19:14 This is it. Ha-ha-ha.
1304 01:19:16 - It's cool. - Yeah. You wanna get inside?
1305 01:19:19 - When did you get this? - Uh, yesterday.
1306 01:19:21 Actually, I had it painted yesterday
1307 01:19:22 so the paint might still be kind of sticky.
1308 01:19:25 - This is great, man. Really great. - You wanna go for a ride?
1309 01:19:28 Wait, wait, wait. Fuck. Hell, how much time is left?
1310 01:19:32 I'm sorry, Dirk.
1311 01:19:33 - What the hell is the matter with you? -I'm sorry.
1312 01:19:35 Why did you do that, Scotty?
1313 01:19:37 Uh, you look at me sometimes.
1314 01:19:38 - What? - I wanted to know if you like me.
1315 01:19:40 Well, of cour-- Uh. Yeah, I like you, Scotty.
1316 01:19:43 Can I kiss you? Please?
1317 01:19:44 Scotty, I don't--
1318 01:19:46 - Can I kiss you on the mouth? - No.
1319 01:19:47 - Please let me. - Scotty.
1320 01:19:50 I'm really sorry. I didn't mean
1321 01:19:51 to grab you like that or scare you.
1322 01:19:53 - It's all right. - Do you wanna kiss me?
1323 01:19:55 - Scotty, wha--? - No?
1324 01:19:57 - What is the matter with you? - Uh, forget it.
1325 01:20:00 I'm really drunk. Really, I am. I'm just-- I'm out of my head.
1326 01:20:04 I'm so wa-- I'm really wasted. Really, Dirk.
1327 01:20:07 - I'm really wasted. I'm crazy right now. - I understand, man.
1328 01:20:10 I'm really crazy, you know?
1329 01:20:11 Do you wanna go back inside?
1330 01:20:14 - Do you like my car, Dirk? - What?
1331 01:20:17 I mean-- - Yeah. Yeah.
1332 01:20:19 Because I wanted to, you know--
1333 01:20:21 I wanted to make sure you thought it was cool...
1334 01:20:23 ...or else I was gonna take it back.
1335 01:20:27 It's great, Scotty.
1336 01:20:29 Happy New Year.
1337 01:20:31 Happy New Year, Scotty.
1338 01:20:32 I love you. I really love you.
1339 01:20:34 - I love you too, Scotty. - Okay.
1340 01:20:36 - All right, let's go back inside, okay? - All right. All right.
1341 01:20:48 Fucking idiot.
1342 01:20:51 I'm a fucking idiot.
1343 01:20:55 I'm a fucking idiot.
1344 01:20:59 I'm a fucking idiot.
1345 01:21:07 I'm a fucking idiot.
1346 01:21:09 Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot.
1347 01:21:14 Jackie. Jackie.Two minutes, pops.
1348 01:21:19 Let's go, let's go.
1349 01:21:24 Two. Two minutes. Two minutes.
1350 01:21:28 Come on, Little Bill.
1351 01:21:30 Okay. Becky, I'm--
1352 01:21:38 Little Bill. Smile, man. Come here.
1353 01:21:42 Right, ha, ha.
1354 01:21:47 I'm so excited.
1355 01:21:52 Little Bill, champagne?
1356 01:21:54 - Aw, thanks. That's really nice of you. - Happy New Year.
1357 01:21:57 - To you too. - Okay, man.
1358 01:21:58 Get some champagne, dude.
1359 01:22:03 No, I'm sorry, I don't have any matches.
1360 01:22:05 I got it here, hold on. Happy New Year.
1361 01:22:13 Hey, Kurt, have you seen my wife?
1362 01:22:15 No, no. Hey, they're doing that countdown thing.
1363 01:22:17 - Come on in, man. - Okay.
1364 01:22:59 Come on, say something. Make a toast.
1365 01:23:02 Hey, Little Bill, look at me.
1366 01:24:06 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...
1367 01:24:12 ...four, three, two--
1368 01:24:18 What the fuck was that?
1369 01:24:20 Where's Jack?
1370 01:24:25 Where's Jack?
1371 01:24:33 What about your character Brock Landers...
1372 01:24:35 ...and what some people might consider
1373 01:24:37 violent attitudes towards women?
1374 01:24:40 Violence? No. What--?
1375 01:24:45 I mean, if there's a certain amount
1376 01:24:47 of, you know, violence or action...
1377 01:24:50 ...in this series of films, you know, that's the movie.
1378 01:24:56 If Brock Landers is slick with a gun...
1379 01:24:59 ...he does so only in the vein of good and right.
1380 01:25:02 Brock protects the values of the American ideal...
1381 01:25:05 ...and fights for causes that instill pride
1382 01:25:08 in a society where morals are hard to come by.
1383 01:25:11 Who sent you? Who sent you?
1384 01:25:12 Get the fuck off me, asshole.
1385 01:25:14 Lie still! Lie still or I'll punch you in the goddamn face!
1386 01:25:17 Fuck off.
1387 01:25:20 I'll find out who sent you.
1388 01:25:25 Amber, I live in this world.
1389 01:25:27 I don't like violence any more than you do.
1390 01:25:31 Violence is a bad thing.
1391 01:25:33 But when you see violence in films, it's-- You know--
1392 01:25:38 If movies, films, caused violence...
1393 01:25:42 ...we'd be able to wipe out violence tomorrow.
1394 01:25:44 Boom, no more films. That's fine with me.
1395 01:25:46 I'll find something else to do.
1396 01:25:48 I'll fuck on my own time.
1397 01:25:49 You know, I got other interests. I'm a magician.
1398 01:25:52 Um, and, you know, hopefully, that'll be
1399 01:25:54 something that I focus on in the future.
1400 01:25:56 Because you can't fuck forever.
1401 01:25:58 I realize that. Anyway, violence...
1402 01:26:01 ...is something that plagues us as a society.
1403 01:26:05 Well, the fine line is I'm playing a character.
1404 01:26:08 You know, I mean, I'm Dirk Diggler.
1405 01:26:12 Brock Landers is a character that I'm playing.
1406 01:26:16 I'm gonna ask you once more, and I'm gonna ask you nice.
1407 01:26:18 Where the fuck is Ringo, you bitch?
1408 01:26:21 Fuck you.
1409 01:26:24 - Uh, why do I love him? - Yeah.
1410 01:26:26 He's, uh-- He's very special.
1411 01:26:28 And, um, he can fuck hard or he can fuck, like, really gently.
1412 01:26:32 He's the best.
1413 01:26:34 Uh, I think that's part of my reason for doing this, you know?
1414 01:26:39 I've gotten thousands upon thousands of letters...
1415 01:26:43 ...you know, from people telling me
1416 01:26:44 "God, you've taught me this and
1417 01:26:46 you've made our love life so much better."
1418 01:26:48 And this isn't "Go out and have sex with 10 million people."
1419 01:26:51 And, you know, "How to get a girl off."
1420 01:26:53 It's about how to get your wife off.
1421 01:26:55 If only people could have been doing this before...
1422 01:26:58 ...we could have saved a million relationships.
1423 01:27:00 You know, I've saved thousands.
1424 01:27:02 Blocking, an idea or a movement.
1425 01:27:04 Jack Horner
1426 01:27:05 Jack will put the final touches together
1427 01:27:07 for what the camera needs for editing...
1428 01:27:10 ...but, you know, he allows me to block my own sex scenes...
1429 01:27:13 ...and, you know, gives me the freedom
1430 01:27:15 to develop the character and stuff like that.
1431 01:27:17 God, ha, ha, I don't know any other, you know, director...
1432 01:27:20 ...who would let an actor, you know, do that, heh. You know?
1433 01:27:24 Ha-ha-ha. I don't allow him to block his own sex scenes.
1434 01:27:30 It is. It's jealousy.
1435 01:27:32 It's deceitfulness. It's vindictiveness.
1436 01:27:34 It's all of that stuff, you know?
1437 01:27:37 But, I mean, God, what can you expect
1438 01:27:38 when you're on top, you know?
1439 01:27:40 It's like Napoleon. When he was the king...
1440 01:27:43 ...you know, people were constantly trying to conquer him...
1441 01:27:46 ...you know, in the Roman Empire.
1442 01:27:49 So it's history repeating itself all over again.
1443 01:27:52 To all the critics out there,
1444 01:27:53 I know they're gonna be reviewing this...
1445 01:27:55 ...and I know they're gonna try to knock me.
1446 01:27:57 I just want them to know--
1447 01:27:58 Is it okay if I say this into the camera, Amber?
1448 01:28:01 Okay.
1449 01:28:03 I only am who I am because I was born that way.
1450 01:28:06 I have a gift, and I am trying
1451 01:28:08 to not be selfish about it, but to use it.
1452 01:28:11 Okay? And if you wanna knock me for that,
1453 01:28:13 it's your own problem, okay?
1454 01:28:15 Jealousy will get you nowhere.
1455 01:28:19 I'm gonna keep rocking on.
1456 01:28:21 For Dirk Diggler...
1457 01:28:23 ...the future is something to look forward to, not to fear.
1458 01:28:27 He is a creative man of many interests
1459 01:28:30 Film, poetry, karate, music, and dance.
1460 01:28:34 He is a man of passion and mystery.
1461 01:28:37 He is a man of lust.
1462 01:28:49 It's my poem to you.
1463 01:28:51 It's good, Amber. It's really good.
1464 01:28:52 You're like a director now. So have you shown Jack yet?
1465 01:28:55 No, just you. I wanted you to be the first.
1466 01:28:58 - It's really good, Amber. Congratulations. - Thanks.
1467 01:29:00 Thanks, baby.
1468 01:29:03 Um, the only thing I was wondering is--
1469 01:29:06 You might think about cutting that part where Jack talks--
1470 01:29:08 - About blocking the sex? - Yeah.
1471 01:29:11 That stuff about me not being a black belt is not true.
1472 01:29:14 Yeah. I can fix that.
1473 01:29:16 - Ace of spades. - How did it turn out?
1474 01:29:19 - Are you sure? - No.
1475 01:29:22 - Shit. - Hello?
1476 01:29:23 - Hey, how was it, man? - What?
1477 01:29:27 Really? I bet. You're so good.
1478 01:29:29 Look, slow-- Slow down. Slow down.
1479 01:29:32 Guys, guys, guys.
1480 01:29:34 Slow down, Colonel. Say again?
1481 01:29:42 I'll be right there.
1482 01:29:53 So...?
1483 01:29:54 Well, let me tell you, Jack, ha, ha.
1484 01:29:58 I mean, I don't mean to laugh about it,
1485 01:30:01 but she was 15 going on 150, believe me.
1486 01:30:05 She was-- You would never know it. Never know.
1487 01:30:08 I mean, I was fooled completely. I mean, I've had a few of them.
1488 01:30:12 Anyhow....
1489 01:30:14 You do believe me, don't you, Jack?
1490 01:30:17 Yeah, I believe you.
1491 01:30:18 Anyway, so I take her home, Jack,
1492 01:30:20 you know, and I got her there...
1493 01:30:23 ...and I tell her not to do so much coke...
1494 01:30:25 ...but she must have done 20 lines
1495 01:30:26 of this stuff in, like, 5 minutes.
1496 01:30:28 It's like a vacuum in her nose. And there's only--
1497 01:30:32 Just going up like crazy.
1498 01:30:33 Anyway, she's got all this stuff going up,
1499 01:30:35 and the next thing you know, she started--
1500 01:30:37 Something must have broken up there,
1501 01:30:39 blood poured all over the place.
1502 01:30:41 All over the sheets and everything. Just...pouring out.
1503 01:30:44 - Oh, Jack. Oh, God. - All right.
1504 01:30:47 You thought she was older. You-- You didn't do anything.
1505 01:30:51 She was just at the-- She was at your place.
1506 01:30:53 You didn't do anything, right?
1507 01:30:55 - Nothing. - You didn't do anything?
1508 01:30:56 You know me. I didn't do a thing.
1509 01:30:58 You didn't do anything?
1510 01:30:59 - No, I didn't do anything. - All right, nothing.
1511 01:31:06 But they, uh....
1512 01:31:09 They found something at the house.
1513 01:31:14 - What? - There's something that's....
1514 01:31:19 Jack, it's my fucking weakness, Jack.
1515 01:31:23 It's just, they're so small,
1516 01:31:24 and they're so cute and they're so adorable.
1517 01:31:27 I just can't help it when they're so cute
1518 01:31:29 Jesus Christ.
1519 01:31:30 No, no, Jack. Listen, listen. I don't touch them, Jack.
1520 01:31:32 I don't touch them in any way, honestly.
1521 01:31:35 Jack, please.
1522 01:31:37 All right.
1523 01:31:40 Now you think I'm an asshole.
1524 01:31:46 Jack, let me tell you this. I love you, Jack.
1525 01:31:50 I'm your friend.
1526 01:31:51 There's one thing I want you to do, though. Tell me--
1527 01:31:54 Jack, come on. Tell me that you're my friend.
1528 01:31:57 Just tell me. Am I your friend? Am I--?
1529 01:32:05 Jack?
1530 01:32:08 Jack?
1531 01:32:11 Jack, Jack, am I your friend?
1532 01:32:14 Just tell me. Am I? Just tell me, Jack. Am I your friend?
1533 01:32:25 - I do. - I do too.
1534 01:32:33 I now pronounce you man and wife.
1535 01:32:45 - I'm dying to do a movie with you. - I know you are.
1536 01:32:47 I mean,it's such an important thing in my life.
1537 01:32:50 I spoke to Jack--
1538 01:32:56 - I'll tell you what comes to mind. - Yeah?
1539 01:32:58 What comes to mind is I am the ultimate Latin lover.
1540 01:33:02 There is no Latin lover like me, understand?
1541 01:33:05 Once you get Maurice as the Latin lover....
1542 01:33:10 That is great. That's so great.
1543 01:33:12 This is gonna be a great opportunity for me
1544 01:33:14 to run the store my way.
1545 01:33:16 - Just to get those guys off my back. - Exactly.
1546 01:33:18 I'll run the store my way.
1547 01:33:21 Are you guys moving to Bakersfield?
1548 01:33:24 - Yeah. - Soon?
1549 01:33:25 - I once lived in Bakersfield. - Yeah?
1550 01:33:28 Hey, guys, we're losing these two.They're moving to Bakersfield.
1551 01:33:31 Big promotion.
1552 01:33:34 They look at the movies and say,"Hell, I can do that."
1553 01:33:37 - I can do it. - It's more complicated than that.
1554 01:33:39 - It's a tough racket, actually. - Right.
1555 01:33:41 Hey, Dirk, you made it.
1556 01:33:44 - Hey, Jack. - How you doing?
1557 01:33:46 Good. Who's that?
1558 01:33:49 Hi. I'm Johnny Doe.
1559 01:33:51 You're Dirk Diggler.
1560 01:33:55 It's great to meet you.
1561 01:33:59 Johnny's, uh, the new boy on the street.
1562 01:34:03 He's interested in, uh, show business.
1563 01:34:12 He's very tired.
1564 01:34:13 And, uh, he's shy, you know?
1565 01:34:19 So like I said, it's a tough--
1566 01:34:21 It's a tough business.
1567 01:34:23 You got a great kisser...
1568 01:34:24 ...but, you know, there's a lot of work
1569 01:34:28 involved, a lot of people.
1570 01:34:30 We all have to work our buns off. Know what I mean?
1571 01:34:33 I mean, it takes 15, 16 guys just to do the lighting.
1572 01:34:40 No, no, no. It's crystal, man.You just wanna do bumps.
1573 01:34:42 - Shut up, man. - All right.
1574 01:34:46 Hey, you guys.
1575 01:34:49 What?
1576 01:34:50 - Just saying hey. - Yeah, whatever.
1577 01:34:54 Oh, man.
1578 01:34:57 You all right?
1579 01:34:59 It's fucking getting me fucking high, man.
1580 01:35:02 Yeah. It's that carpet dope.
1581 01:35:04 It's the kind of dope they used to put carpet in.
1582 01:35:07 You know, they'd mix it up in the bathtub
1583 01:35:09 and while they were mixing it up...
1584 01:35:10 ...they'd drop in a hunk of carpet into it.
1585 01:35:16 It's a lot better than that pink shit,
1586 01:35:18 I tell you. The pink shit's fucking weird.
1587 01:35:20 They put fish scales in that shit.
1588 01:35:34 Fuck.
1589 01:35:44 You look good. You ready?
1590 01:35:47 You ready?
1591 01:35:56 Come on.
1592 01:36:01 I am a star. I'm a fucking rock 'n' roll star, man.
1593 01:36:04 My cock can get hard. Come on. Fuck.
1594 01:36:07 Please don't do this to me. No, please. Come on.
1595 01:36:10 I'm a star. I am--
1596 01:36:19 Again. You ready?
1597 01:36:23 I'm born ready.
1598 01:36:25 Come on.
1599 01:36:29 - What? - It's just there's a thing there--
1600 01:36:31 - No. - That'll work.
1601 01:36:33 - Jack. - Yeah?
1602 01:36:35 I'm ready to shoot.
1603 01:36:37 Uh, 20 minutes, huh?
1604 01:36:38 No. I'm ready now. It's gotta be now.
1605 01:36:41 Twenty minutes, babe.
1606 01:36:42 Fuck it. Hey, no. Hey, Jack. I'm ready to shoot now.
1607 01:36:46 My cock is ready. I wanna fuck. Let's go.
1608 01:36:49 Twenty minutes.
1609 01:36:50 - I wanna fuck. Who's it gonna be? - What?
1610 01:36:53 Who do you want to start fucking? Me or him?
1611 01:36:56 - What? - Shut up, okay?
1612 01:36:57 I didn't do anything to you.
1613 01:36:58 What? You're not even an actor.
1614 01:37:00 - You got no business being here. - Knock this shit off.
1615 01:37:03 - Yes, I am. - No, no.
1616 01:37:04 - I'm an actor. I'm a real fucking actor. - Shut up.
1617 01:37:07 - What? - Hey, come on.
1618 01:37:08 - Shut up. - No.
1619 01:37:09 Stop this Mickey Mouse bullshit. I want you to go in there.
1620 01:37:12 I want you to cool off, okay?
1621 01:37:16 Just cool off and we'll come back and shoot the scene.
1622 01:37:19 - I said, I'm ready to shoot. - Not now.
1623 01:37:21 I'm not gonna tell you again, Jack.
1624 01:37:24 I'm not gonna shoot you in the state you're in.
1625 01:37:26 What do you mean, "state"? State? State of California?
1626 01:37:29 I know where the fuck I am, Jack.
1627 01:37:31 You've been up for two days.
1628 01:37:32 No, I haven't been up for two days.
1629 01:37:34 Nevertheless, you look like you haven't been to sleep.
1630 01:37:37 So I ain't gonna shoot you this way because you don't look good.
1631 01:37:40 You know what? You don't tell me anything, okay?
1632 01:37:43 - Really? - You're not the boss of me.
1633 01:37:45 - Yes, I am. - Oh, you're the king, huh?
1634 01:37:46 - Yes! - Don't you fucking touch me, man!
1635 01:37:48 - Dirk, honey-- - No, no. No. You shut up too.
1636 01:37:51 You're not the mother of me and you're not my boss.
1637 01:37:54 - You're not my fucking mom. - Hey, man--
1638 01:37:56 - Dirk, honey-- - I'll take you home.
1639 01:37:57 No, no. I'm ready to shoot the scene.
1640 01:37:59 I wanna shoot the scene. I'm fine.
1641 01:38:02 I want you out of here.
1642 01:38:03 Look, it's over, okay? I'm done.
1643 01:38:06 Listen to me, kid. I want you--
1644 01:38:07 - Don't you fucking call me a kid. - What?
1645 01:38:09 I'll fuck you up. You wanna see me
1646 01:38:11 kick some ass? I know fucking karate. You wanna fuck...
1647 01:38:13 You're fucking fired! You are fired!
1648 01:38:15 Come on, come on.
1649 01:38:16 You're fired, you goddamn kid!
1650 01:38:18 What is that? What is that?
1651 01:38:19 -Jack Jack -Jack Jack- Jack! Jack! - Jack, Jack, Jack.
1652 01:38:21 No, no, no. You know what?
1653 01:38:22 I'm the biggest star here, man.
1654 01:38:24 That's the way it is.
1655 01:38:26 I wanna fuck. It's my big dick.
1656 01:38:28 So everybody get ready fucking now!
1657 01:38:32 You know what? Here.
1658 01:38:34 I don't need this shit.
1659 01:38:35 You know, fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck all of you!
1660 01:38:38 You're not my boss! You're not the king of me!
1661 01:38:40 I am the fucking king of Dirk!
1662 01:38:42 You're nothing without me, Jack.
1663 01:38:44 You're fucking nothing. Fuck this.
1664 01:38:45 - I don't need this shit. - Dirk, wait.
1665 01:38:47 Fuck this.
1666 01:38:48 I'm so sorry, Jack. I'm so sorry.
1667 01:38:49 I'm gonna take care of this. I'm gonna straighten him out.
1668 01:39:07 Okay, Dirk, you ready?
1669 01:39:09 Yeah. I was born ready, Nick.
1670 01:39:11 Let's go, man.
1671 01:39:12 - Dirk Diggler demo. - Keep the vocals up.
1672 01:39:14 "You Got the Touch," take seven.
1673 01:39:17 Excuse me, Reed.
1674 01:39:19 Oh, heh. Oops.
1675 01:39:25 ♪ You got the touch ♪
1676 01:39:29 ♪ You got the power ♪
1677 01:39:43 ♪ After all is said and done ♪
1678 01:39:47 ♪ You never walk, you never run ♪
1679 01:39:50 ♪ You're a winner ♪
1680 01:39:54 ♪ You got the moves, you know the streets ♪
1681 01:39:58 ♪ Break the rules, take the heat ♪
1682 01:40:01 ♪ You're nobody's fool ♪
1683 01:40:06 ♪ You're at your best, when the goin' gets rough ♪
1684 01:40:09 ♪ You've been put to the test, but it's never enough ♪
1685 01:40:14 ♪ You got the touch ♪
1686 01:40:17 You think the bass is taking away from the vocal?
1687 01:40:22 No, not really. Maybe. It sounds balanced to me.
1688 01:40:26 It's definitely taking away from my vocal.
1689 01:40:28 Just take the bass down and bring up the vocals.
1690 01:40:31 Okay, let's do it, Nick. You heard him.
1691 01:40:34 You wanna take it from the top?
1692 01:40:36 - Yeah, let's try it. - Okay.
1693 01:40:39 ♪ Heat will rock you ♪
1694 01:40:44 ♪ And heat will roll you ♪
1695 01:40:50 ♪ Baby, don't you know? ♪
1696 01:40:55 ♪ My heat will move your soul ♪
1697 01:41:01 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
1698 01:41:02 ♪ Come on ♪
1699 01:41:04 ♪ Love me today ♪
1700 01:41:09 ♪ Love me tomorrow ♪
1701 01:41:15 ♪ All day, all night ♪
1702 01:41:18 ♪ You feel my heat ♪
1703 01:41:22 ♪ Feel, feel, feel, feel my heat ♪
1704 01:41:26 I think we should repeat that again.
1705 01:41:28 ♪ Feel, feel, feel, feel, feel ♪
1706 01:41:33 ♪ Feel my heat ♪
1707 01:41:35 Yeah. That's definitely cool.
1708 01:41:39 - Let's lay it down. Nick? - You wanna lay it down?
1709 01:41:41 Were we rolling on that rehearsal?
1710 01:41:43 Is he gonna fuck me in the ass?
1711 01:41:46 - Is that what you want? - It would be nice.
1712 01:41:50 Fuck her in the ass.
1713 01:41:52 Lock and load, Jack.
1714 01:42:02 I was gonna take a pottery class at Everywoman's Village.
1715 01:42:04 - Oh, I wanna do that. - Okay, we'll do that.
1716 01:42:07 Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at 3.
1717 01:42:09 - I was thinking something. - What?
1718 01:42:12 I was gonna see about taking the GED.
1719 01:42:14 Do you know what that is?
1720 01:42:15 For high school, to graduate.
1721 01:42:16 It's because I never got my diploma.
1722 01:42:18 I feel bad, you know, that, uh--
1723 01:42:20 I think you were right about that.
1724 01:42:22 You should do it, Rollergirl, because you know what?
1725 01:42:25 If you wanted to, you could do anything.
1726 01:42:33 - Mr. Swope. - Yes. That's me. Yes.
1727 01:42:36 - You have your loan application? - Yes, I do. Right there.
1728 01:42:38 - Good. You wanna follow me? - Yes, I do.
1729 01:42:41 Hey, Kurt, are we gonna have any more coverage on this, or...?
1730 01:42:44 No, no. We just keep shooting. This is video.
1731 01:42:46 We shoot and shoot, and then we deal with it later.
1732 01:42:49 All right, now, Summer, I want you to take Skye's thong off.
1733 01:42:52 That thong thing. Yeah, actually take it off.
1734 01:42:54 That's good. And finger it.
1735 01:42:56 Oh, that's good. Lick the thong. Yeah.
1736 01:42:58 You know, that's really good technically, but--
1737 01:43:00 But it lacks passion. I wanna see some passion here.
1738 01:43:03 Yes, bitch!
1739 01:43:06 Yeah, that's it.
1740 01:43:09 Lick my balls.
1741 01:43:11 Fuck me.
1742 01:43:14 Who's your daddy, bitch?
1743 01:43:16 You live. You live. Yes!
1744 01:43:22 I'm back.
1745 01:43:24 Perfect timing.
1746 01:43:27 I'm back.
1747 01:43:30 - What the fuck took you so long, man? - Todd.
1748 01:43:43 Fuck.
1749 01:43:44 That's really what Buck's Super Stereo World is all about.
1750 01:43:47 It's about the customer.
1751 01:43:48 People wanna know what they're getting into technically.
1752 01:43:51 I have the specific technical hi-fi background...
1753 01:43:53 ...to answer any question somebody's gonna have.
1754 01:43:56 I've been in sound equipment long enough to know...
1755 01:43:58 ...what a guy wants when he walks through that door.
1756 01:44:01 That's the kind of personal touch
1757 01:44:03 Buck's Super Stereo World's gonna have.
1758 01:44:09 I miss my two sons, you know.
1759 01:44:11 I miss my little Andrew and-- And my Dirk.
1760 01:44:14 You know, I always felt like Dirk was my baby.
1761 01:44:18 My new baby.
1762 01:44:20 - Don't you miss Dirk? - Yeah.
1763 01:44:23 He's so fucking talented, the bastard. You know, I just--
1764 01:44:29 I love him, Rollergirl.
1765 01:44:31 I mean, I really love the stupid jerk, ha, ha.
1766 01:44:35 I love you, Mom.
1767 01:44:38 I want you to be my mom, Amber.
1768 01:44:40 Are you my mom?
1769 01:44:41 I'll just-- I'll ask you if you're my mom, okay?
1770 01:44:44 And you say yes, okay?
1771 01:44:46 Are you my mom?
1772 01:44:48 Yes, honey.
1773 01:44:49 Yes. Yes.
1774 01:44:54 - Don't try-- - Hold on. Come on, come on, all right?
1775 01:44:57 All we need is the tapes, Burt.
1776 01:44:59 No. You don't get them until you pay.
1777 01:45:02 In our situation,that doesn't make any fucking sense!
1778 01:45:05 Wait. We can't pay the price of the demo tapes...
1779 01:45:07 ...unless we take the demo tapes
1780 01:45:09 to the record company and get paid!
1781 01:45:11 Hello? Exactly.
1782 01:45:13 That's not an MP. That's a YP. "Your problem."
1783 01:45:17 Come up with the money and I'll give you the tapes. That's it.
1784 01:45:20 Okay, now you're talking above my head.
1785 01:45:22 I don't know this industry jargon.
1786 01:45:24 YP, MP. Whatever, okay?
1787 01:45:25 All I know is that I cannot get a record contract--
1788 01:45:28 We cannot get a record contract unless I take these tapes--
1789 01:45:32 And granted, the tapes themselves are your--
1790 01:45:34 Are your busi-- Are your-- You own them, okay?
1791 01:45:37 But the magic that is on the tapes,
1792 01:45:39 that fucking heart and soul...
1793 01:45:41 ...that we put into those tapes,
1794 01:45:42 that is ours, and you don't own that.
1795 01:45:44 Now, I need to take that magic and get it to the record company.
1796 01:45:48 They're waiting. We were supposed to be there a half-hour ago.
1797 01:45:51 We look like assholes right now, man.
1798 01:46:00 I don't wanna do this anymore, honey.
1799 01:46:02 I can't. I just-- Let's have fun now.
1800 01:46:04 Let's just go and go and go, because it's over.
1801 01:46:08 There's too many things. Too many things.
1802 01:46:10 Too many things. Too many things.
1803 01:46:12 - Okay. - Let's go walk.
1804 01:46:15 - I don't wanna leave this room. - Me either, ha, ha.
1805 01:46:19 I love you, honey.
1806 01:46:20 I love you, Mom.
1807 01:46:22 Let me explain to him in simple arithmetic. One, two, three.
1808 01:46:27 Because you don't fucking get it, Burt.
1809 01:46:29 You give us the tapes.
1810 01:46:31 We get the record contract.
1811 01:46:32 We come back and give you your fucking money.
1812 01:46:35 Have you heard the tapes? Have you heard them?
1813 01:46:37 We're guaranteed a record deal.
1814 01:46:38 Our stuff is that good!
1815 01:46:39 Okay, now I got it. I got it. Now I understand.
1816 01:46:43 I know you want it to happen, but it's not gonna happen...
1817 01:46:46 ...because it's a Catch-22, and that's it.
1818 01:46:49 What the fuck does that mean? What is a Catch-22, Burt?
1819 01:46:52 Twenty-two, gentlemen. Think about it.
1820 01:46:57 - You know what I'm thinking about, man? - No, Dirk!
1821 01:46:59 I'm thinking about kicking some fucking ass in here!
1822 01:47:02 Scotty, get him out of here.
1823 01:47:03 Thanks a lot for backing us up too. Real good.
1824 01:47:08 Fuck.
1825 01:47:14 - Mr. Swope. - Yes.
1826 01:47:17 We can't help you.
1827 01:47:22 I have all the papers, though.
1828 01:47:23 I mean, every-- Everything's in order, yes?
1829 01:47:26 Yes, yes, but we can't give you a loan.
1830 01:47:29 I'm sorry.
1831 01:47:30 - Why? - I don't understand. Why?
1832 01:47:32 Yeah, why can't you give me the loan?
1833 01:47:35 Mr. Swope, you're a pornographer.
1834 01:47:38 This bank is not in business to support pornography.
1835 01:47:40 Okay, I'm not a pornographer, though. I'm an actor.
1836 01:47:43 - I'm sorry. - Please, please.
1837 01:47:45 Now, this is a new business for me.
1838 01:47:49 All right? It's a real thing that I wanna do.
1839 01:47:52 It's a real thing that I can do. Please.
1840 01:47:55 - I'm sorry. - Well, we did everything right.
1841 01:47:57 Okay, honey, it's okay. Just wait a minute, wait a minute.
1842 01:48:00 Now, let's just take a minute, okay? Um....
1843 01:48:03 Look, you have something to say.
1844 01:48:05 I have something to say, all right?
1845 01:48:07 So let's just talk, okay?
1846 01:48:09 If there is something that I didn't fill out correctly on this...
1847 01:48:12 ...or if there is something I left out,
1848 01:48:14 or maybe you want me to write on there...
1849 01:48:16 ...just tell me what to write on there. I'll write it on there.
1850 01:48:19 I'm sorry.
1851 01:48:24 You're not being fair. This isn't fair.
1852 01:48:27 This financial institution cannot endorse pornography.
1853 01:48:31 Stop saying that! Will you quit saying "pornography"?
1854 01:48:33 - Why are you doing this to me? - Please. Now, please. I'm sorry.
1855 01:48:40 I'm an-- I am an ac-- I am an actor.
1856 01:48:48 Come on.
1857 01:49:15 - That guy wants that thing for the thing-- - You fix it up.
1858 01:49:32 Who's your daddy?
1859 01:49:34 - How is it? - What it is, what it is.
1860 01:49:41 Suck that cock, bitch.
1861 01:49:57 - Hello. You must be Maggie. - Yes.
1862 01:50:00 - Kathleen O'Malley. I'm the judge. - Yes.
1863 01:50:06 - You have a lawyer with you? - No, I don't.
1864 01:50:09 I do not.
1865 01:50:27 - Hello, judge. - Morning, counselor.
1866 01:50:51 You've been divorced for six years?
1867 01:50:53 Yes, since 1977.
1868 01:50:56 And the agreement on the money settlement has been taken care of?
1869 01:51:00 Yes.
1870 01:51:02 So, what we're talking about then is coming
1871 01:51:05 to an agreement on the custody of....
1872 01:51:08 - Of "Andrew." - Yes.
1873 01:51:11 Oh, what was decided during the divorce?
1874 01:51:14 Well, initially, uh, Andrew was to go with his father...
1875 01:51:18 ...with a visitation with his mother...
1876 01:51:20 ...uh, from, uh, Saturday noon to Sunday at 7...
1877 01:51:25 ...with his mother entitled to bring Andrew
1878 01:51:28 to her house or any reasonable place.
1879 01:51:31 - Was that the understanding? - Yes.
1880 01:51:34 Why wasn't that visiting privilege honored, then?
1881 01:51:37 - It was for a while. - I only saw him twice.
1882 01:51:40 It said "reasonable place."
1883 01:51:44 I didn't think that a house of prostitution
1884 01:51:46 and drugs and pornography was that.
1885 01:51:48 I'm sorry?
1886 01:51:50 My wife is in the pornography business.
1887 01:51:54 I didn't think that environment was safe for my son.
1888 01:51:56 No, this is not right.Um, my son was never exposed to drugs...
1889 01:52:01 ...or pornographic material or any of those things.
1890 01:52:04 My husband just assumed--
1891 01:52:05 I saw it with my own eye, Maggie.
1892 01:52:10 Did you register a complaint?
1893 01:52:12 Uh, my client didn't officially register, Your Honor.
1894 01:52:15 But I think the circumstances call for immediate action, uh...
1895 01:52:20 ...for the safety of the child.
1896 01:52:22 The problem is, judge, is that my ex-wife, ahem...
1897 01:52:26 ...she's a sick person, and she needs help.
1898 01:52:29 She deals in sex and drugs for a living.
1899 01:52:31 No, I don't do drugs.
1900 01:52:33 Your Honor, she has been in and out of trouble with the law...
1901 01:52:37 ...on several occasions for this sort of thing.
1902 01:52:39 No, no. No, not anymore. No.
1903 01:52:42 Have you ever been arrested?
1904 01:52:46 Yes.
1905 01:52:49 When was the last time you were arrested,
1906 01:52:52 and, uh, what was the charge?
1907 01:53:11 Okay, okay, okay,let's get ready for this experiment.
1908 01:53:16 Hi. Jack Horner here.
1909 01:53:18 Uh, we're in the back of this beautiful
1910 01:53:21 limousine in the back seat...
1911 01:53:23 ...riding along west on Sherman Way.
1912 01:53:26 And beside me is a beautiful, talented,
1913 01:53:30 gorgeous, young actress...
1914 01:53:32 ...from adult cinema, Miss Rollergirl.
1915 01:53:36 Hi. Hello. Howdy.
1916 01:53:38 Are you ready to get on with this experiment?
1917 01:53:41 Ready. Ready like Freddy.
1918 01:53:44 Yes. And we're, uh, going along,
1919 01:53:46 like I said, west on Sherman Way...
1920 01:53:49 ...and this is called On the Lookout.
1921 01:53:53 That's the name of this show. On the lookout for a young stud...
1922 01:53:57 ...who maybe will get in the back seat here...
1923 01:54:00 ...and get it on with Rollergirl.
1924 01:54:04 Uh, and we're going to make film history...
1925 01:54:09 ...right here on videotape.
1926 01:54:25 - Hello? - Hey.
1927 01:54:29 Waiting for someone?
1928 01:54:32 Yeah.
1929 01:54:34 I'm waiting for somebody, but I'm not sure
1930 01:54:36 if they're gonna show up, though.
1931 01:54:39 You wanna wait in the car?
1932 01:54:43 Cool.
1933 01:55:12 I'm Joe.
1934 01:55:15 Dirk.
1935 01:55:19 You know who I am?
1936 01:55:24 No.
1937 01:55:27 My name's Dirk Diggler.
1938 01:55:30 No.
1939 01:55:33 I mean, you're a guy. I'm just helping you out.
1940 01:55:36 Yeah.
1941 01:55:39 What do you see here?
1942 01:55:41 Well, I see a girl.
1943 01:55:44 Ha, yeah. Well, you like what you see?
1944 01:55:46 - Um, yeah. Yeah, I do. - Ha, ha, all right. Get in.
1945 01:55:51 Get in and let's make film history.
1946 01:55:58 So...
1947 01:56:01 ...what do you wanna do?
1948 01:56:04 It's what you wanna do.
1949 01:56:08 I wanna watch you.
1950 01:56:11 I mean, I'm not gay. I just wanna....
1951 01:56:15 Maybe you could jerk off a little, and I could watch.
1952 01:56:19 Maybe I'll join in later,
1953 01:56:21 but for now, I just wanna watch.
1954 01:56:25 Twenty bucks.
1955 01:56:29 Ten's all I have.
1956 01:56:35 You go to school?
1957 01:56:37 Um, yeah. Yeah, I do.
1958 01:56:40 Where do you go to school?
1959 01:56:44 Is it okay if I don't tell you?
1960 01:56:46 Yeah. Yeah, that's cool.
1961 01:56:50 You recognize Rollergirl from her films?
1962 01:56:52 Yep. Ha, ha, yeah. Yeah,
1963 01:56:54 we watch her films a lot at my frat house.
1964 01:56:57 - I go to, uh, I go to CSUN. - Wonderful.
1965 01:57:00 Yeah, the fucking guys will never believe this, ha, ha.
1966 01:57:04 So, you know, we've done a whole bunch of films together,
1967 01:57:08 Rollergirl and I.
1968 01:57:09 Do you remember me?
1969 01:57:12 We went to school together.
1970 01:57:16 Your name's Brandy, right?
1971 01:57:20 Brandy? Brandy's your name, right?
1972 01:57:24 No.
1973 01:57:26 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Your name's not Brandy?
1974 01:57:33 Well, ha-- Okay.
1975 01:57:39 Maybe--? Maybe do it harder?
1976 01:57:51 Faster. Do it a little faster.
1977 01:57:58 All right.
1978 01:58:03 You're hiding her again. Let's get on the other side. That's it.
1979 01:58:09 Just nice and sexy, you know....
1980 01:58:13 Yeah.
1981 01:58:19 Listen, pal, you gotta make ita little more sexy, you know?
1982 01:58:24 Don't just ram it in there like that.
1983 01:58:26 This is not a hole in the wall, pal.
1984 01:58:29 This is Rollergirl.
1985 01:58:30 Faster.
1986 01:58:35 Do it faster.
1987 01:58:38 - Get your hand wet. - Be quiet.
1988 01:58:43 Can you be more sexy?Like, uh, cinematically sexy.
1989 01:58:47 Just don't ram it. Don't--
1990 01:58:50 Be respectful. This is Rollergirl.
1991 01:58:54 Are you listening to me, kid?
1992 01:58:56 Just let me do my thing. I know what...
1993 01:58:58 This is stupid, Jack.
1994 01:58:59 Okay, that's it. Hold it. Cut. Pull over.
1995 01:59:04 Pull over.
1996 01:59:13 I can't fucking believe this.
1997 01:59:14 Jesus Christ, you gave me a hard-on, lady.
1998 01:59:16 The least you could do is jack me off or something.
1999 01:59:20 What the fuck did you say?
2000 01:59:23 I just said it's not that cool
2001 01:59:24 to leave me with a hard-on, all right?
2002 01:59:26 Fuck you.
2003 01:59:30 I don't fucking believe this.
2004 01:59:35 This is a fine life you've made for yourself.
2005 01:59:39 You really should be proud.
2006 01:59:41 I mean, really.
2007 01:59:45 - Fucker. - Yeah, fuck you.
2008 01:59:49 And your fucking films suck now anyway.
2009 01:59:57 Come on.
2010 02:00:01 I can't. I can't get it hard, all right?
2011 02:00:04 I just can't. I'm sorry.
2012 02:00:09 You just shouldn't do this sort of thing, faggot.
2013 02:00:13 Get out of the car, man!
2014 02:00:15 Jack, Jesus. No, Jack. Jack.
2015 02:00:18 Jack. Jack. Hey.
2016 02:00:20 Jack. Jack.
2017 02:00:22 Get him out of the fucking truck, man!
2018 02:00:25 You shouldn't be coming down here.
2019 02:00:26 Jack. Jack. Jesus Christ.
2020 02:00:30 - Come on, Jack. Jack. - You little fucker.
2021 02:00:34 You piece of shit. You faggot. Fuck you.
2022 02:00:36 Faggot, you like that?
2023 02:00:38 - Jack. Jack. - Amateur fucker.
2024 02:00:42 Come on.
2025 02:00:51 You don't ever disrespect me.
2026 02:00:54 Fucker! You don't ever disrespect me, you fucker!
2027 02:00:58 Motherfucker, look at you now, huh?
2028 02:01:00 That's what you get, faggot.
2029 02:01:02 You think you can fuck? You can't fuck me, you fucker!
2030 02:01:05 You can't touch me! You can't touch me, you fucker!
2031 02:01:09 Stop it.
2032 02:01:12 You don't do this, donkey-dick. You don't.
2033 02:01:18 Fucking faggot.
2034 02:01:24 - You don't ever disrespect me, you fucker! - Come on.
2035 02:01:29 You fucking piece of shit!
2036 02:01:31 You fucking-- Fucking die, you shithead!
2037 02:02:14 - Okay. - Okay.
2038 02:02:15 - What do you want? - I want an apple fritter, jelly...
2039 02:02:20 ...um, chocolate with sprinkles, and, um, a bear claw too.
2040 02:02:25 - A bear claw. Okay. - Yeah. And hurry.
2041 02:02:28 Hey, how's my little kung-fu fighter?
2042 02:02:31 He's kicking ass inside my stomach.
2043 02:02:34 Ha, ha. See? That's a boy.
2044 02:02:36 Okay.
2045 02:02:39 - Okay, be right back. - Okay.
2046 02:02:44 - Hey. - Hey, what's up? Can I help you?
2047 02:02:47 - Yeah. Uh, I'm gonna get a dozen. - All right.
2048 02:02:55 Let me get, uh, a couple bear claws.
2049 02:02:59 Two bear claws. Yeah.
2050 02:03:03 A couple glazed.
2051 02:03:07 Oh, apple fritter. No, no. Not that one.
2052 02:03:09 The one in front of it.
2053 02:03:10 - Yeah, that one. That one. That one. - Okay.
2054 02:03:17 Oh, yeah. Two chocolate.
2055 02:03:21 Two chocolates.
2056 02:03:22 Old-fashioned, yeah. Give me two of those.
2057 02:03:24 Two old-fashioned.
2058 02:03:27 Oh, is this, uh--? Did you do this for the Christmas?
2059 02:03:31 - Yeah. - Oh, that's cute.
2060 02:03:33 Yeah, give me two of those sprinkly Christmas things.
2061 02:03:38 - Yeah. - Christmas hoops.
2062 02:03:39 That's great.
2063 02:03:43 - Okay, uh, how many is that? - That's 11.
2064 02:03:51 All right, motherfucker,
2065 02:03:52 empty the cash register now. And hurry up.
2066 02:03:55 - Jesus Christ. - Shut the fuck up.
2067 02:03:58 Hurry up with that shit.
2068 02:04:04 No, no, no, motherfucker. Empty the safe too, asshole.
2069 02:04:11 And I ain't got all night.
2070 02:04:15 - Don't even move. - I'm not moving. I'm not moving.
2071 02:04:18 Shut up!
2072 02:04:25 - Don't fucking move, man. - I'm not-- I'm not--
2073 02:04:27 Shut the fuck up.
2074 02:04:30 Hey, don't-- Don't do that. No, no, no.
2075 02:04:32 No, no, no. You shut the fuck up.
2076 02:04:36 Give me this sh--
2077 02:05:28 All right, this could be the thing.
2078 02:05:30 Something to help us score a little extra cash.
2079 02:05:32 The guy's name is Rahad Jackson. He's got more money than god.
2080 02:05:36 He's got twice as much coke, crank, and smack. All right?
2081 02:05:39 This guy's gonna buy just about anything
2082 02:05:41 anybody wants to sell him.
2083 02:05:43 Just likes people hanging around
2084 02:05:44 at his house partying, the whole thing.
2085 02:05:47 How do you know him?
2086 02:05:48 He used to come to Party Boys a lot. Mutrix introduced me.
2087 02:05:51 How will we do it exactly? How would it all go down?
2088 02:05:54 It's gonna go down like this. I'm gonna call him on the phone...
2089 02:05:57 ...and I'm gonna tell him I got a half a key of quality stuff.
2090 02:06:00 Do you have his phone number?
2091 02:06:02 - Yeah. - Okay.
2092 02:06:04 So I'm gonna call him on the phone. I'm gonna give him a price.
2093 02:06:07 How much?
2094 02:06:09 Well, it's half a key, man. It's, like, 5000 bucks.
2095 02:06:11 - You split that up three ways.... - It's enough to get the Vette fixed.
2096 02:06:15 That's right, man.So we're gonna do the deal.
2097 02:06:18 We're gonna drop half a key of baking soda into a bag.
2098 02:06:20 We're gonna walk over there. We're gonna--
2099 02:06:24 Boom. Right there.
2100 02:06:26 - This could be a nifty bit of hustle-bustle. - Wait. Do you
2101 02:06:30 have his address?
2102 02:06:31 Fucking, Reed, yeah.I got his fucking address.
2103 02:06:33 - What? - Yeah, okay, question. Sorry.
2104 02:06:36 Hold on. What if he tests the stuff out?
2105 02:06:40 - He won't. - Well, how do you know that?
2106 02:06:42 Because I know he won't. I'm positive.
2107 02:06:46 You guys should be careful.
2108 02:06:49 - Scotty. - What?
2109 02:06:51 What do you mean, "What?"
2110 02:06:52 Do me a favor. Just mind your business, please.
2111 02:06:55 What the fuck?
2112 02:06:56 Sorry.
2113 02:06:58 Anyway, heh....
2114 02:07:00 Dump it in there good. Dump it in clean.
2115 02:07:04 Hey, hey, hey, you can't lay this all on me, man.
2116 02:07:06 - We're gonna go in there. - This is it.
2117 02:07:09 Fine.
2118 02:07:12 You guys ready for this?
2119 02:07:14 - I am. - Dirk?
2120 02:07:16 - Me? Yeah, yeah. I was born ready, man. - All right.
2121 02:07:22 - What the fuck is that, Todd? - It's a big gun.
2122 02:07:23 - No shit, but why? - Just in case.
2123 02:07:26 Shit.
2124 02:07:28 Fucking great.
2125 02:07:30 You never said anything about a gun.
2126 02:07:32 - Now I'm nervous. - Do you have a gun, too?
2127 02:07:33 - No, I don't have a gun. He never said-- - Shh. Relax.
2128 02:07:36 - Let's just get in and out, all right? In, out. - Not too fast.
2129 02:07:39 It makes it look suspicious.
2130 02:07:41 Goddamn it.
2131 02:07:43 You all right?
2132 02:07:45 - Just let me do all the talking, all right? - Just be cool.
2133 02:07:59 How you doing? Come on in.
2134 02:08:09 - Hey, man. - Hello, come on in.
2135 02:08:12 Hey.
2136 02:08:25 Hey, Rahad.
2137 02:08:27 Hello, friends.
2138 02:08:29 - Hey. - Which one is Todd?
2139 02:08:31 Yeah, that's me. Ha, ha. We met before, down at Party Boys.
2140 02:08:35 Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on in. Come on in.
2141 02:08:37 Uh, these are my friends here.Dirk and Reed.
2142 02:08:40 Good to see you.Take a seat.
2143 02:08:41 You want something to drink?
2144 02:08:44 - Want a pill? Coke? Little dope? - No.
2145 02:08:46 - Uh, you sure you don't want something? - No, thank you. No.
2146 02:08:49 So got something? Huh?
2147 02:08:52 We got something here?
2148 02:08:54 Here it is. That's about half a key right there.
2149 02:08:58 All right. That is some quality shit.
2150 02:09:01 - If you wanna test that out... - Don't worry about him.
2151 02:09:04 ...I mean, go ahead. If you want.
2152 02:09:05 No, no, no. Wait.
2153 02:09:07 Here's that build-up. I love this part.
2154 02:09:19 Fucking love that song.
2155 02:09:22 So anyway, uh, what's the price?
2156 02:09:39 Maybe, I don't know, 5 grand.
2157 02:09:45 - Five grand. - Yeah.
2158 02:09:50 All right. No problem. That's cool.
2159 02:09:58 Five grand?
2160 02:09:59 Five grand.
2161 02:10:05 Okay.
2162 02:10:21 You guys wanna play baseball?
2163 02:10:23 - No, thank you. - No.
2164 02:10:27 The black guy has a gun in his jacket. Todd?
2165 02:10:40 Let's get up and get the fuck out of here.
2166 02:10:42 Todd, count the fucking money in the car.
2167 02:11:00 Hey, you wanna see something really fascinating?
2168 02:11:08 - Check it out. - Oh, wow. That's sweet.
2169 02:11:13 - That thing's not loaded, is it? - Not yet.
2170 02:11:15 Is that silver?
2171 02:11:17 Look, see, we... Let's see what happens now, huh?
2172 02:11:20 Don't point
2173 02:11:20 Could you not point the gun, please, sir?
2174 02:11:24 - You wanna watch? - Todd.
2175 02:11:26 Why? You think I can't do it?
2176 02:11:28 No, wait, wait.
2177 02:11:30 Huh? You think I can't do it?
2178 02:11:32 You wanna see me do it? You dare me?
2179 02:11:33 No, we don't dare you.
2180 02:11:36 Fucking dare me.
2181 02:11:43 Thank you, thank you.
2182 02:11:47 Your fucking faces, man.
2183 02:11:53 What the fuck?
2184 02:11:56 Hey, I love this thing.
2185 02:11:57 I make these little mix tapes together, you know?
2186 02:12:00 I put all my favorite songs together.
2187 02:12:01 Which one is this? Number, uh, 11. Yeah. I love it.
2188 02:12:04 You know, when you buy a tape or something or an album,
2189 02:12:07 you put it on, and the songs,
2190 02:12:09 the bands put them in some fucking order...
2191 02:12:11 ...like they want you to listen to it in that order, you know.
2192 02:12:12 I hate that. Fucking hate that.
2193 02:12:15 I don't like to be told what to listen to,
2194 02:12:16 when to listen to it, or anything.
2195 02:12:27 Fuck.
2196 02:12:30 It's Cosmo. He's Chinese.
2197 02:12:34 That's why he likes lighting off firecrackers. Huh?
2198 02:12:43 ♪ Rick springfield - "Jessie's girl" ♪
2199 02:13:12 Rick Springfield. He's a buddy of mine.
2200 02:13:31 Todd, we're leaving, man. Todd.
2201 02:13:35 Let's go. All right?
2202 02:14:18 We're leaving.
2203 02:14:19 Sir. We gotta split, man. We gotta go.
2204 02:14:22 Aw, come on. You just got here.
2205 02:14:24 Let's hang out, let's party.
2206 02:14:25 We got somewhere else to go.
2207 02:14:27 We scheduled dinner with friends.
2208 02:14:29 We're not leaving yet.
2209 02:14:34 We're here now, and we want something else from you.
2210 02:14:44 We want something else from you.
2211 02:14:47 What?
2212 02:14:48 Todd, what the hell are you doing, man? Let's just go.
2213 02:14:52 In the master bedroom...
2214 02:14:55 ...under the bed in a floor safe.
2215 02:14:59 Understand?
2216 02:15:01 What the fuck is the matter with you? Let's go.
2217 02:15:03 Todd.
2218 02:15:04 - Come on, man. - Shut up, Dirk.
2219 02:15:06 I told you I got a plan. I got a very good plan.
2220 02:15:09 Are you kidding me, kitty?
2221 02:15:11 No, I'm not, see?
2222 02:15:12 I'm not kidding. I want what's in the safe.
2223 02:15:16 We want what is in the goddamn safe,
2224 02:15:17 in the goddamn master bedroom...
2225 02:15:19 ...in the fucking floor,
2226 02:15:20 in a goddamn fucking floor safe, that's all.
2227 02:15:23 Todd, don't be crazy, okay?
2228 02:15:24 Sir, we don't know anything about this.
2229 02:15:26 This is not at all what we wanted.
2230 02:15:28 Shut the fuck up, Dirk.
2231 02:15:29 Do not reach for your gun, man.
2232 02:15:31 Don't reach for your gun.
2233 02:15:47 He went in the bedroom.
2234 02:15:49 Todd, what the fuck are you doing?
2235 02:15:51 He went in the bedroom.
2236 02:15:52 Todd, when the fuck did you go crazy?
2237 02:15:54 He's got coke, and he's got cash in that safe in that bedroom...
2238 02:15:58 ...and if we leave here without it, we're fucking idiots, man.
2239 02:16:01 We came here to motherfucking do something.
2240 02:16:03 And we can fucking do it, all right? Are you with me?
2241 02:16:05 Todd, listen to me. Let's just split, man.
2242 02:16:07 Let's just split now. This is not the thing.
2243 02:16:10 This is not supposed to be the thing.
2244 02:16:12 That's what I goddamn came here to motherfucking do.
2245 02:16:15 And that's what I'm gonna fucking do right the fuck now.
2246 02:16:18 Fuck no! Todd, don't!
2247 02:16:21 - Don't be fucking stupid! - Todd! Todd!
2248 02:16:26 Come on!
2249 02:16:27 Fuck! Go, man!
2250 02:16:28 Come on, you puppies.
2251 02:16:34 It's coming down for puppies!
2252 02:16:43 Come on, come on, come on. Puppies!
2253 02:16:48 No!
2254 02:16:51 Oh, shit.
2255 02:16:53 Come on!
2256 02:16:59 Shit.
2257 02:17:16 Fucking son of a bitch. Oh, God.
2258 02:17:19 Oh, God. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
2259 02:17:23 Fuck. Fucking stupid motherfucker.
2260 02:17:27 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
2261 02:17:33 Oh, fuck.
2262 02:17:36 Oh, fuck. Son of a bitch.
2263 02:18:26 Jack?
2264 02:18:35 Jack, could you please help me?
2265 02:18:48 I'm....
2266 02:19:01 I just... I wanted to come and say sorry, you know.
2267 02:19:09 Well, I just wanna know if you can help me, Jack.
2268 02:19:13 I, um... I need help.
2269 02:19:20 ...I'm sorry, you know?
2270 02:19:26 I need help, Jack.
2271 02:19:40 I'm so fucking sorry, Jack.
2272 02:19:46 I'm sorry too, kid.
2273 02:19:51 It's okay, baby.
2274 02:19:53 We all need to start again.
2275 02:19:55 Yeah.
2276 02:19:56 Okay.
2277 02:20:01 It's okay.
2278 02:20:06 It's okay, baby.
2279 02:20:10 Yeah. You're all right, baby.
2280 02:20:17 Yeah.
2281 02:20:22 Did I hear someone say deal?
2282 02:20:25 This weekend and this weekend only...
2283 02:20:27 ...Buck's Super Cool Stereo Store is making
2284 02:20:29 super-cool deals on all name brands.
2285 02:20:32 We're open. We're ready.
2286 02:20:33 All you need to do is walk over, get down, and come inside us.
2287 02:20:39 Word.
2288 02:20:41 Cut.
2289 02:20:43 Excellent.
2290 02:20:44 Buck, honey, that was great.
2291 02:21:03 I said, shut up, Colonel.
2292 02:21:06 Shut up, Colonel.
2293 02:21:12 I said, shut up.
2294 02:21:17 Cinco
2295 02:21:18 Cuatro
2296 02:21:19 Tres
2297 02:21:21 Dos
2298 02:21:22 Uno
2299 02:21:23 Dale.
2300 02:21:36 Wait, wait, wait. What happened there?
2301 02:21:39 That's a Q. That's supposed to be a G. Oh, man. No, no.
2302 02:22:07 Go.
2303 02:22:13 What the heck?
2304 02:22:16 Naughty, naughty, Candy.
2305 02:22:21 - Push. - Okay, ready to push?
2306 02:22:22 Okay, let's push. Let's push. Let's push.
2307 02:22:25 Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Go, go, go. Push, push, push.
2308 02:22:29 Yes. Yes.
2309 02:22:31 - God almighty, fucking Christ. - We're almost there.
2310 02:22:33 No, don't cuss, sweetie.
2311 02:22:35 One big push for me, all right?
2312 02:22:36 Big push for the doctor. Big push.
2313 02:22:38 This is it. Big push. Push, push, push.
2314 02:22:43 - I got it, I got it, yeah. - He got it.
2315 02:22:45 It's a boy. It's a boy.
2316 02:22:54 No hurry, guys. Just sometime this year, huh?
2317 02:22:57 Jack, should we put it in the garage?
2318 02:22:59 Put it where I told you to put it.
2319 02:23:04 Maurice.
2320 02:23:06 You've got to turn a fan on.
2321 02:23:08 It smells good, doesn't it?
2322 02:23:10 No. It smells like shit.
2323 02:23:11 Oh, come on. This is Puerto Rican cooking.
2324 02:23:14 Everybody's complaining in the whole neighborhood.
2325 02:23:16 This is what they're complaining about. Taste this.
2326 02:23:18 No, I can't taste it, not now. I'll taste it later.
2327 02:23:24 Rollergirl, yoo-hoo.
2328 02:23:26 Honey, honey. Listen to me.
2329 02:23:27 Take the dirt on one side of your room
2330 02:23:29 and move it to the other side.
2331 02:23:31 Okay.
2332 02:23:31 Then one side of the room will look clean...
2333 02:23:33 ...that used to look dirty. That'll be good, huh?
2334 02:23:37 Oh! Johnny Weissmuller. That's my swimmer.
2335 02:23:41 - Say, "Hello, Uncle Jack." - Five gold medals, look at that.
2336 02:23:44 - Say, "Hello, Uncle Jack." - Oh, look at him.
2337 02:23:47 You like Uncle Jack's pool?
2338 02:23:51 - Who's the Olympic-fever baby? - Say, "Hi, Jack."
2339 02:23:54 - Say, "Hi. Hi." -"Hi, Jack."
2340 02:23:55 "Watch me kick."
2341 02:23:56 He's not gonna piss in the pool, is he?
2342 02:23:58 I don't think so.
2343 02:24:00 Do you like Uncle Reed? Yes, you do.
2344 02:24:03 BuckYo, Buck.
2345 02:24:04 Jack, I gotta talk to you about
2346 02:24:05 the stereo modification for this system.
2347 02:24:07 - No technical shit. - No, no, no.
2348 02:24:09 If you don't get the right modification it's not gonna be loud.
2349 02:24:12 Loud isn't what I want. I don't want loud.
2350 02:24:14 I want... mellow.
2351 02:24:16 Mellow. That's what I want.
2352 02:24:18 - Okay. - Buck, I want mellow.
2353 02:24:20 Mellow. Mellow.
2354 02:24:23 Yeah.
2355 02:24:25 Oh, great, honey. Great.
2356 02:24:38 Are we ready?
2357 02:24:40 We have got all the time we want.
2358 02:24:44 What are you looking at?
2359 02:24:47 I'm looking at you.
2360 02:24:49 You're staring.
2361 02:24:50 You know what I'm staring at?
2362 02:24:53 I'm staring at the foxiest bitch in the whole world.
2363 02:25:28 I've been around this block twice now.
2364 02:25:30 I'm looking for something.
2365 02:25:32 A clue.
2366 02:25:34 I've been looking for clues, and something led me back here.
2367 02:25:38 Yep. So here I am.
2368 02:25:41 Could have been me, the one that was
2369 02:25:43 at Ringo's place when the shit went down.
2370 02:25:45 Hey, I know how it is. I've been there.
2371 02:25:49 We've all done bad things.
2372 02:25:52 We've all had those guilty feelings in our heart.
2373 02:25:55 You wanna take your brain out of your head
2374 02:25:57 and wash it and scrub it and make it clean.
2375 02:26:00 Well, no.
2376 02:26:04 But I'm gonna help you settle this.
2377 02:26:06 First we're gonna check for holes,
2378 02:26:08 see what we can find.
2379 02:26:09 Then we're gonna get nice and wet
2380 02:26:11 and you're gonna spread your legs.
2381 02:26:14 Oh, that's good. So you know me.
2382 02:26:18 You know my reputation.
2383 02:26:20 Thirteen inches is a tough load.
2384 02:26:21 I don't treat you gently.
2385 02:26:24 That's right. I'm Brock Landers.
2386 02:26:29 So I'm gonna be nice.
2387 02:26:33 So I'm gonna be nice.
2388 02:26:36 So I'm gonna be nice.
2389 02:26:38 I'm gonna ask you one more time.
2390 02:26:41 Where the fuck is Ringo?
2391 02:27:09 I am a star.
2392 02:27:11 I'm a star. I'm a star. I'm a star.
2393 02:27:14 I am a big, bright, shining star.
2394 02:27:33 That's right.
2395 02:34:28 I just....
2396 02:34:37 I just wanna talk to you.
2397 02:34:44 I just want....
2398 02:34:48 Raphael.
2399 02:35:01 Oh, shit.
2400 02:35:11 Shit. Raphael.
2401 02:35:15 Where is he?
2402 02:35:17 Where's Ringo?
2403 02:35:21 I know where it goes.
