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1 00:00:57 Earth, birthplace of the human race,
2 00:01:02 a species much like our own,
3 00:01:06 capable of great compassion
4 00:01:10 and great violence.
5 00:01:23 For in our quest to protect the humans,
6 00:01:26 a deeper revelation dawns.
7 00:01:29 Our worlds have met before.
8 00:02:18 - Newsflash from the BBC.- Breaking news out of Shanghai.
9 00:02:22 There's been a major toxic spillin the Shanghai factory district.
10 00:02:26 We're stayingon top of this developing story for you.
11 00:02:28 We will bring youany new information as we get it.
12 00:02:36 NEST Seahawks approaching target.
13 00:02:39 Three minutesuntil evacuation is complete, sir.
14 00:02:43 Chinese airspace has been lockedand sealed, one-mile radius.
15 00:02:46 All right, give NEST team the go.
16 00:02:48 Black Hawks, you're clear to land.
17 00:02:52 Ding-a-ling!Come out and get your ice cream.
18 00:02:57 Any bad robot out therebetter get ready for an ass-whupping.
19 00:03:07 For the last two years,an advance team of new Autobots
20 00:03:11 has taken refuge hereunder my command.
21 00:03:14 Arcees, get ready to launch.
22 00:03:16 We're locked and loaded.
23 00:03:17 Together, we form an alliancewith the humans,
24 00:03:22 a secret but brave squad of soldiers.
25 00:03:25 All right, listen up. China's cover storyon this one is "toxic spill."
26 00:03:28 They had to evac the areafor search and rescue.
27 00:03:30 This makes six enemy contactsin eight months.
28 00:03:33 We gotta make sure this one does notget out in the public eye, so keep it tight.
29 00:03:36 A classified strike team called NEST.
30 00:03:40 We hunt for what remainsof our Decepticon foes
31 00:03:44 hiding in different countriesaround the globe.
32 00:03:47 Roll in Alpha through Echo now.
33 00:03:58 Move out! Let's go!
34 00:04:17 All right, Ironhide.We got echoes. Vamos.
35 00:04:22 Steel stacks at 2 o'clock.
36 00:04:36 He's here. I smell him.
37 00:04:43 It's close. It's getting closer.
38 00:04:50 - Oh, no.- What have you got?
39 00:04:53 Thermal ripple.
40 00:04:57 Right, everybody, be steady.We're right on top of it.
41 00:05:12 Eagle niner!
42 00:05:14 I need an energy proton.
43 00:05:30 Panther 1, requesting fire mission now!
44 00:05:33 Gunships on station. Roll in hot!
45 00:05:35 Dog 1, now we are engaging.
46 00:05:46 We got a second Decepticon.
47 00:05:50 Arcee twins! Target coming your way!
48 00:05:58 I got him, I got him!
49 00:06:30 I screwed that up. I'm okay. I'm all right.
50 00:06:33 - This is combat, man.- Total brain freeze, man.
51 00:06:35 What's wrong with you?
52 00:06:40 Bring in Sideswipe!
53 00:06:43 Clear a path!
54 00:07:01 Damn, I'm good!
55 00:07:12 Air support, we need Big Buddhato deliver the drop now!
56 00:07:15 Cyclone 98, final attack hitting in 120.
57 00:07:18 Clear to drop infive, four, three, two, one.
58 00:07:35 Autobots, I'm in pursuit!
59 00:08:07 Pull over!
60 00:08:29 Punk-ass Decepticon!
61 00:08:32 Any last words?
62 00:08:34 This is not your planet to rule!
63 00:08:38 The Fallen shall rise again.
64 00:08:42 That doesn't sound good.
65 00:08:43 Not today.
66 00:08:51 Come on, let's go! All hands on deck!
67 00:08:53 Frankie, Mojo, out!Come on, kiddo, we're on a schedule.
68 00:08:56 Slow down, Dad. Why are youin such a hurry to get rid of me?
69 00:08:59 - Did you rent the room out?- No, I got other ideas for your room
70 00:09:01 and it rhymes with "home theater."
71 00:09:09 Look what I found.It's your little baby booties.
72 00:09:13 - Ma.- My little baby-bootie boy.
73 00:09:17 - You can't go.- You see this, Dad? This is how
74 00:09:19 you're supposed to reactwhen the fruit of your loins
75 00:09:20 goes out into the cruel worldto fend for himself, okay?
76 00:09:23 Yeah, my heart bleeds for you, pal.College, bummer!
77 00:09:25 You have to come home every holiday,not just big ones.
78 00:09:29 You have to come home for Halloween.
79 00:09:31 Well, I can'tcome home for Halloween, Mom.
80 00:09:33 - Well, then we'll come to you.- You're not coming.
81 00:09:34 - No, we're not going anywhere.- We'll dress up.
82 00:09:35 We'll be in costumes.You'll never know it's us.
83 00:09:37 - You can't do that, Mom.- Would you let the kid breathe,
84 00:09:38 for crying out loud? Come on. Go pack.
85 00:09:40 There's no way you're packedfor a month-long trip.
86 00:09:42 Come on, chop, chop!Let's go. March, young lady.
87 00:09:46 - Dad.- I love it when you call me "young lady,"
88 00:09:48 - you dirty old man.- You ain't seen nothing yet.
89 00:09:50 - Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa!- What?
90 00:09:52 I'm watching what you're doing, Dad.It's not a rap video.
91 00:09:55 It's just like a coach thing.
92 00:09:56 That wasa really creepy move just now, Dad.
93 00:09:58 Look. You know, your mother and meare really proud of you.
94 00:10:03 You're the first Witwickyever to go to college.
95 00:10:06 Now I'm crying again! This sucks!
96 00:10:10 You're gonna be okay, Ma.
97 00:10:12 You know, it's just going to be,
98 00:10:13 you know, hard for her to acceptthat her boy's all grown up, you know,
99 00:10:19 going out to handle the worldon his own.
100 00:10:22 - You okay, Pop?- Yeah.
101 00:10:24 Mojo, no dominating Frankie!
102 00:10:27 Get the hell off the couch,you filthy beasts!
103 00:10:30 You'll see a lot of that in college, too.
104 00:10:32 - What are you talking about, Dad?- There's gonna be a lot of women there.
105 00:10:36 Yeah, well,I'm a one-woman kind of guy.
106 00:10:37 Look, Mikaela's the greatest,
107 00:10:39 but you gotta give each otherroom to grow, okay?
108 00:10:42 You're no differentthan any other couple your age.
109 00:10:44 Except we discoveredan alien race together.
110 00:10:46 How long you gonna be ridingthat scooter?
111 00:10:58 Dad, listen, I know what the odds are.We're the exception, okay?
112 00:11:02 Wait a second. Who could that be?
113 00:11:05 In two weeks, it could be Muffy.
114 00:11:07 Hey, beautiful.
115 00:11:08 - I'm breaking up with you, Sam.- Really?
116 00:11:10 You sure?I'm not hearing a lot of conviction.
117 00:11:12 Well, I am, okay? So, there's no reasonfor me to come say good-bye to you.
118 00:11:16 Wow, you almost sounded seriousthat time.
119 00:11:18 Guess what? I made youa long-distance relationship kit.
120 00:11:22 Yeah, I got you a webcam,so we can chat 24/7.
121 00:11:24 All Witwicky, all the time.
122 00:11:26 And I got you a couple souvenirsfrom the event
123 00:11:27 that cannot be mentionedon cell phones.
124 00:11:29 - Some mixes and candles and stuff.- Sounds cute. I can't wait.
125 00:11:33 Hey! You wantthe infamous D-Day shirt?
126 00:11:35 You kept your nasty, shredded clothes?
127 00:11:37 Yeah. Of course, I kept it, Mikaela.
128 00:11:39 It's like my Super Bowl jersey.I bled in this thing.
129 00:11:41 - Wow. You're pretty confident, huh?- No, it's not that.
130 00:11:44 It's just that my low self-esteem'sat an all-time high.
131 00:11:46 You think your little box of souvenirsis gonna keep me from leaving you?
132 00:11:50 You really should come with me.
133 00:11:51 They got cheap apartmentsnear campus.
134 00:11:53 Well, that's not gonna happenuntil I get my man-child father,
135 00:11:56 fresh out of prison, back on his feet.
136 00:11:59 I heard that.Where'd you put the clutch covers?
137 00:12:02 - Next to the camshafts.- I love it when you say "camshafts."
138 00:12:04 Whisper it to me.
139 00:12:08 Camshafts.
140 00:12:10 Why can't I hate you?
141 00:12:13 It's my Witwicky charm.
142 00:12:15 Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second.
143 00:12:16 I guess we're not breaking up.I'll be over in 20.
144 00:12:19 Mikaela, I think a sliver of the Cubegot stuck on my shirt.
145 00:12:29 Sam?
146 00:12:38 There's a fire!
147 00:12:39 Dad, we got a fire!
148 00:13:00 Fire!
149 00:13:11 Ron, did you knowit was gonna be this hard?
150 00:13:14 Can you just stop?
151 00:13:15 Yeah, okay, I'll stop. You carry this shit!
152 00:13:29 - Wow.- Do you know what?
153 00:13:30 - What?- I don't want to go anywhere with you.
154 00:13:31 I don't wanna go to France with you.
155 00:13:32 I don't wanna goaround the corner with you.
156 00:13:34 - I'm going back inside.- All right, fine.
157 00:13:35 I'll call you from Paris.
158 00:13:49 What is all the racket?
159 00:13:50 Sam?
160 00:13:52 Dad!
161 00:13:59 - What was that?- That's the whole kitchen!
162 00:14:04 - Bumblebee... Oh, my...- Bumblebee!
163 00:14:26 - 911.- Bumblebee!
164 00:14:30 - Get in the garage. Go!- What the freak just happened?
165 00:14:33 I'm about to have a nervous breakdown.Just go in the garage quietly, please.
166 00:14:37 Holy Mother!
167 00:14:41 - Oh, my God!- Whatever.
168 00:14:44 Get in the garage now!
169 00:14:52 - Firemen! Fire fighters, over here!- Dogs out! Get the dogs out!
170 00:14:55 This is it! Come on, you guys.What are you waiting for?
171 00:15:04 My house is on fire!
172 00:15:10 ...very important.- What happened?
173 00:15:12 Come here. Listen, I need you to takethe Cube sliver and put it in your purse.
174 00:15:17 - What's going on?- Just take it.
175 00:15:18 - Sam Witwicky? A word with you.- Yes, Mom. Yeah.
176 00:15:20 - Hi, Mikaela. I have a bald spot.- Hi.
177 00:15:22 - An old furnace, I think.- From a waffle iron.
178 00:15:25 When you go, he goes. I cannot livewith a psychotic alien in my garage!
179 00:15:28 Judy... National security.
180 00:15:31 Look, if we stay quiet,they're gonna take care of everything.
181 00:15:35 Just consider thisthe official start of our remodel, okay?
182 00:15:38 Fine. If the government's paying,I want a pool and a hot tub!
183 00:15:41 And I'm gonna skinny-dipand you can't say shit about it!
184 00:15:47 - Yeah, you know you're in trouble.- He still having voice problems?
185 00:15:51 He's playing it up.
186 00:15:53 Bee, I want to talk to youabout the college thing, okay?
187 00:15:57 I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
188 00:16:00 Hey, I'm not taking you with me.
189 00:16:04 I'm gonna wait outside, okay?
190 00:16:08 I meant to tell you about this earlier.
191 00:16:09 It's just that, you know...Here's the thing.
192 00:16:11 Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.
193 00:16:14 I know, and if it was up to me,I'd take you with me, but it's not, Bee.
194 00:16:17 Look. You're an Autobot. You shouldn'tbe living in my dad's garage.
195 00:16:20 I mean, you're suffocating in here.You deserve better than this.
196 00:16:24 This is hard enough, man.Don't make it harder.
197 00:16:26 Can you just look at me, please?
198 00:16:29 Come on, big guy.Look, the guardian thing is done.
199 00:16:33 Okay? You did your job.Look, I'm safe now.
200 00:16:36 You need to go be withOptimus Prime and the others.
201 00:16:39 I just want to be normal, Bee.That's why I'm going to college,
202 00:16:42 and I can't do that with you.
203 00:16:45 It's not the last time I'm gonna see you,you know, Bee.
204 00:16:47 Come on, don't do that. Bee.You're killing me, Bee.
205 00:16:53 But you'll always be my first car.
206 00:16:57 Love you, Bee.
207 00:17:04 Wow!
208 00:17:06 Between State Farm and the taxpayers,we're all taken care of.
209 00:17:09 - You got dirt all over you.- Stop. Stop.
210 00:17:10 - What?- Stop, I'm okay.
211 00:17:12 Look.
212 00:17:14 So, you think you can make it throughthose East Coast winters without me?
213 00:17:17 You're the best thingto ever happen to me.
214 00:17:19 - And?- And I'll do anything for you.
215 00:17:23 And?
216 00:17:24 - I think Sam's about to say the L-word.- Let's go, kiddo!
217 00:17:27 Nice timing, Dad.
218 00:17:29 I adore you.
219 00:17:32 That's not the word that I want
220 00:17:33 - to hear right now.- What are you talking about?
221 00:17:35 It's the same word as the other word.
222 00:17:36 - It's not the same word.- Look, if I say the other word now
223 00:17:38 and you forced me to say it,it won't mean anything, plus
224 00:17:39 you haven't said it either.So, don't get mad at me for not saying it.
225 00:17:41 Yeah, but I haven't said it because guysalways run when you say it first.
226 00:17:44 Yeah, well, so do girls.Especially girls like you, with options.
227 00:17:48 So, this is all part of your elaborate planto keep me interested?
228 00:17:53 - It can be.- I hate that it's working.
229 00:17:57 Can I have a kiss?
230 00:17:59 We're going to make it work, I promise.
231 00:18:35 Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her.
232 00:18:39 Retrieve it.
233 00:19:02 Autobot twins, report to Hangar Three.
234 00:19:06 Bad-ass ice-cream truckcoming through.
235 00:19:08 - Excuse me! Excuse me! Hello!- No, I don't...
236 00:19:10 - Hold up.- Those are nice.
237 00:19:11 Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time.
238 00:19:13 Yes, sir. Yeah!Look here, it's my booty call right here!
239 00:19:17 - Time to get my sexy on with the green.- Green? No, green is mine!
240 00:19:21 I call green!
241 00:19:25 - I got the green.- That hurt, man.
242 00:19:27 It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass-kicking.
243 00:19:39 Present arms!
244 00:19:56 Director Galloway, what an honor.I'd love to show you around,
245 00:19:58 but you gotta beon the classified access list.
246 00:20:00 I am now. Presidential order, Major.
247 00:20:02 I got a messagefor your classified space buddies!
248 00:20:05 You guys made a mess of Shanghai.
249 00:20:11 All right, so this is wherewe communicate with the JCS
250 00:20:14 and this area servesas the Autobots' hangar.
251 00:20:19 Secure link to JCS is up, Major.
252 00:20:45 Secure line tothe Pentagon is now open.
253 00:20:47 - General?- Will, I saw the Shanghai op.
254 00:20:51 - We had a rough day out there.- Yes, sir.
255 00:20:53 We have intel that I believewarrants an immediate debrief.
256 00:20:56 Now with your permission,I can't let you see him,
257 00:20:58 but I would like you to hearfrom the leader of the Autobots.
258 00:21:01 Proceed.
259 00:21:20 You gotta wonder,
260 00:21:22 if God made us in his image,who made him?
261 00:21:27 General, our alliancehas countermanded
262 00:21:29 six Decepticon incursions this year,
263 00:21:32 each on a different continent.
264 00:21:34 They're clearly searchingaround the world for something,
265 00:21:37 but last night's encountercame with a warning.
266 00:21:41 "The Fallen shall rise again."
267 00:21:43 "The Fallen." Meaning what?
268 00:21:46 Origin unknown.The only recorded history of our race
269 00:21:49 was contained within the AllSparkand lost with its destruction.
270 00:21:54 Excuse me!
271 00:21:56 With this so-called AllSparknow destroyed,
272 00:22:01 why hasn't the enemy left the planetlike you thought they would?
273 00:22:04 Director Galloway,our National Security Advisor.
274 00:22:07 The President just appointed him liaison.
275 00:22:10 Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.
276 00:22:14 Forgive the interruption, General.Excuse me. Coming through.
277 00:22:18 Excuse me. Excuse me, soldier.
278 00:22:21 After all the damage in Shanghai,
279 00:22:23 the President is hard-pressedto say the job's getting done.
280 00:22:28 Now, under the classified Alien/AutobotCooperation Act,
281 00:22:34 you agreed to share your intel with us,but not your advancements in weaponry.
282 00:22:39 We've witnessedyour human capacity for war.
283 00:22:43 It would absolutely bringmore harm than good.
284 00:22:47 But who are you to judgewhat's best for us?
285 00:22:50 With all due respect,we've been fighting side by side
286 00:22:52 in the field for two years.
287 00:22:54 We've shed blood,sweat and precious metal together.
288 00:22:57 Soldier, you're paid to shoot, not talk.
289 00:23:00 Don't tempt me.
290 00:23:01 And the newest members of your team.
291 00:23:04 - Easy.- I understand they arrived here
292 00:23:06 after you sent a message into space,
293 00:23:08 an open invitation to come to Earth,vetted by no one at the White House.
294 00:23:12 Let me stop you right there,Mr. Galloway. It was vetted right here.
295 00:23:16 And in my experience, the judgmentof both Major Lennox and his team
296 00:23:20 has always been above reproach.
297 00:23:23 Well, be that as it may, General,it is the position of the President
298 00:23:26 that when our national security isat stake, no one is above reproach.
299 00:23:32 Now, what do we know so far?
300 00:23:35 We know that the enemy leader,classified NBE One, aka Megatron,
301 00:23:41 is rusting in peace at the bottomof the Laurentian Abyssal,
302 00:23:42 is rusting in peace at the bottomof the Laurentian Abyssal,
303 00:23:45 surrounded by SOSUS detection netsand a full-time submarine surveillance.
304 00:23:50 We also know that the only remainingpiece of your alien AllSpark
305 00:23:54 is locked in an electromagnetic vault
306 00:23:56 here on one of the most securenaval bases in the world.
307 00:24:01 Decepticons, we have located the shard.
308 00:24:04 And since no one can seem to tell mewhat the enemy is now after,
309 00:24:10 well, there's only one clear conclusion!
310 00:24:13 You! The Autobots!
311 00:24:17 They're here to hunt you!
312 00:24:19 What's there to hunt for on Earthbesides that?
313 00:24:22 "The Fallen shall rise again"?
314 00:24:25 It sounds to melike something's coming.
315 00:24:27 So, let me ask, if we ultimately concludethat our national security is best served
316 00:24:32 by denying you further asylumon our planet,
317 00:24:38 will you leave peacefully?
318 00:24:41 Freedom is your right. If you makethat request, we will honor it.
319 00:24:47 But before your President decides,please ask him this.
320 00:24:53 What if we leave and you're wrong?
321 00:25:05 That's a good question.
322 00:25:10 Oh, my gosh! Look at this place!
323 00:25:14 I feel smarter already.
324 00:25:17 - Ron, can you smell it?- Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year.
325 00:25:21 - Hey, cheapo!- Hey, go ahead. We'll get your stuff.
326 00:25:26 Just go ahead and check out your room.
327 00:25:27 Yeah, go.
328 00:25:36 - Hey.- Hey.
329 00:25:38 - You must be Sam, right? I'm Leo.- Hey.
330 00:25:42 So, I already set up the crib a bit.You want this side or that side?
331 00:25:46 - That side.- I already chose that side.
332 00:25:51 You know what this is?This is the awkward moment.
333 00:25:53 Yeah, see,you're trying to see if I'm a normal guy.
334 00:25:55 I'm trying to see if you're a normal guy.
335 00:25:56 Balanced, unmedicated,nothing under the crawl space.
336 00:25:58 Good personal hygiene,won't stab me in my sleep.
337 00:25:59 No criminal record, won't steal anything.
338 00:26:01 - Including girlfriends.- Especially girlfriends.
339 00:26:02 - You got a girlfriend?- I do. You?
340 00:26:05 No, not a chance. You a techie?
341 00:26:08 Sweet! Sharsky,Fassbinder, where we at?
342 00:26:10 - Server's almost online, Leo.- Network's up and running.
343 00:26:13 Beautiful, that's what I like to hear.
344 00:26:14 That's Sharsky, that's Fassbinder,my IT gurus.
345 00:26:17 Welcome to my empire, bro,TheRealEffingDeal. Com.
346 00:26:20 That's me, I'm sure you've heard of it.
347 00:26:22 - No, I haven't.- Well, that sucks.
348 00:26:24 - What is all this for?- See where I'm going, bro.
349 00:26:26 Look, call me gross,I want to be a baby billionaire.
350 00:26:29 Kitten calendars.That's where I started. Look at me now.
351 00:26:31 Got to have dreams, bro.
352 00:26:35 Leo! We gotsome brand-new Shanghai vid!
353 00:26:38 Post it, baby! Go, go, go! FTJ! FTJ!
354 00:26:41 - What's "FTJ"?- "Fuel the Jet."
355 00:26:43 Fuel the Jet, bro.
356 00:26:44 FTJ. FTJ, legit!
357 00:26:48 Did you see that? Did you see that?
358 00:26:49 Look at this. Half of Shanghai getswrecked and China says "gas leak."
359 00:26:52 Don't believe the hype, bro.
360 00:26:54 Just like the alien robots in LAtwo years ago that everyone covered up.
361 00:26:58 Yeah, I saw these robots,and they did this, like, firing thing
362 00:27:01 and they came down and toastedthis woman, and she was like...
363 00:27:03 - It looks fake to me.- Dude, it's not fake.
364 00:27:05 The Internet is pure truth.Video doesn't lie.
365 00:27:08 - It looks fake.- No, man, I've seen them.
366 00:27:10 - They're, like, these robots...- Look, look, it's fake.
367 00:27:13 Anybody could do iton any computer, okay?
368 00:27:15 And I wasn't there,
369 00:27:17 - so I can't comment or speculate.- No.
370 00:27:19 "Comment or speculate"?And we're supposed to cohabitate?
371 00:27:21 No, listen, okay?Don't be sucking the sack, bro!
372 00:27:24 - Which sack?- The ball sack.
373 00:27:26 Dude, what kind of tool are you?
374 00:27:28 Mainstream media sack.They're lying to us, all right?
375 00:27:31 - It's aliens, man.- Okay, okay.
376 00:27:33 Follow me.
377 00:27:36 Leo, bad news!
378 00:27:37 We just got scooped.The video's already up on GFR.
379 00:27:39 Fassbinder!
380 00:27:42 Robo-Warrior, the guy's our maincompetition on conspiracy stuff.
381 00:27:44 "Effing" was my F-ing ideaand he stole it!
382 00:27:46 He's been linking to my siteand thieving hits forever.
383 00:27:49 By the way, I read your file.I'm poor, you're poor.
384 00:27:51 We're gonna fix that, all right?You work for me now.
385 00:27:56 I work for you now? That's incredible.
386 00:27:58 It's first day of college,I got a career in a dinky Internet firm
387 00:28:01 with a boss who is made upof just pure champion stuff.
388 00:28:04 Are you mockingmy life's work, Samuel?
389 00:28:06 That's your one warning patrolling,dude. Don't make me
390 00:28:08 have Fassbinder hack your financial aid,'cause I'll do it!
391 00:28:10 Hey, RA. Listen, it's getting a littleintense in my room. Can I switch out?
392 00:28:13 Sad face, 312. No switching, no trading.Let's turn that frown upside down, okay?
393 00:28:18 - Oh, here we go.- We made it. Hi.
394 00:28:19 It's just like Hogwarts.
395 00:28:20 - Hi.- Is this co-ed?
396 00:28:22 This is a co-ed dorm.
397 00:28:23 - You guys want to meet my roommates?- Yeah.
398 00:28:25 Some real swell guys.
399 00:28:26 - Here's Leo.- We're the Witwickys.
400 00:28:27 - I'm Leo.- I'm Judy.
401 00:28:28 Hey, you have a great son, you really do.
402 00:28:30 - Well, aren't you the sweetest thing?- Yeah, he's real sweet, Ma.
403 00:28:33 What is that in your hand, by the way?
404 00:28:34 I got this at the bake sale for theenvironment that those boys are having.
405 00:28:38 You know, you don't often seewhite boys with the dreadlocks.
406 00:28:41 - Mom?- Yeah, it's 100% pure,
407 00:28:43 Hawaiian green for the environment.
408 00:28:45 - How many of these have you eaten?- Drop it.
409 00:28:46 - What is this?- Yeah, they baked it with reefer in it.
410 00:28:48 - No, it's...- Please, give me...
411 00:28:50 Hey! It's my cheat day.I can eat what I want.
412 00:28:52 I'm going to freak out.Please do something right now, Dad.
413 00:28:54 Please do something right now.
414 00:28:56 I can eat all the fricking brownies I want!
415 00:28:58 Come on, let's go.
416 00:28:59 I'm sorry and you're welcome.
417 00:29:04 We call it the "Hot Freshman 55."
418 00:29:06 Sharsky hacked Campus Housing andstacked the dorm with pretty Betties.
419 00:29:09 Is... Is so nice...
420 00:29:12 Oh, my God. That's her. She's coming.She sees me, she sees me.
421 00:29:18 She's tied for number oneon my to-do list.
422 00:29:19 Do not bird-dog my quail, you hear me?
423 00:29:21 Pretty girls! Hey, you.My son lives in this dorm.
424 00:29:26 You should go make friends with him.He's Sam.
425 00:29:29 Glad she ain't my mama!
426 00:29:30 And he recently had his cherry popped!
427 00:29:34 He didn't know I was in the house!I heard it all!
428 00:29:36 - Hey! Hey! Hey!- Here he is!
429 00:29:38 He would get in my closetand dress up as Boy Spice!
430 00:29:41 - Hey, and his car is a talking robot!- No, like the GPS. OnStar!
431 00:29:47 - OnStar.- Frisbee!
432 00:29:50 No, Dad! Dad, you just gonnalet her run around the school?
433 00:29:57 - Give it! Mine, mine, mine!- Hey! Crazy!
434 00:30:01 - You want it?- I want it.
435 00:30:03 Judy, Judy, just... Just put it down.
436 00:30:07 - You gotta control your mother.- I don't know who this woman is.
437 00:30:09 Hey, Professor, I'd do anything for an A.
438 00:30:12 All right, Grace Slick. We gotsome snacks in the car. Let's go.
439 00:30:15 - Did you get the booties? All right.- Yes, Dad, I got the booties!
440 00:30:18 I'm upside down!
441 00:30:51 Black Lion X-Ray,this is Black Lion Tango.
442 00:30:53 We have activation of motion sensorson the western perimeter fence.
443 00:32:13 Breach at B-14.
444 00:32:20 Go, go, go, go!
445 00:32:29 The shard's gone.
446 00:32:40 Contact!
447 00:32:42 Take it down!
448 00:32:44 - Which way?- Shoot left!
449 00:32:51 Knock it down!
450 00:33:02 First frat party's the game changer.Boys, we're hunting in the wild now.
451 00:33:05 So, get your game faces on.
452 00:33:07 I can't stay long.I have a webcam date with my girlfriend.
453 00:33:09 - That's so cool!- No, it's not.
454 00:33:16 While he's making outwith his MacBook,
455 00:33:18 I'm gonna be gettingmy Spitzy freaky freak on.
456 00:33:20 - Let's roll.- She's hot.
457 00:33:22 Bro, we're hunting!
458 00:33:27 - See you, darling.- Bye, Dad.
459 00:33:30 Okay.
460 00:33:37 This is our first live chat date.I've never done it before.
461 00:33:41 I'm kind of nervous.
462 00:34:10 - Are you okay?- No.
463 00:34:12 I was getting a napkin for my drink.
464 00:34:16 Thanks. Cheers.
465 00:34:19 - It's Sam, right?- Yeah.
466 00:34:21 - I wanna dance.- What, like... Like dancing?
467 00:34:25 Like a pairing? Like a duo?Like a coupling?
468 00:34:28 'Cause I'm in a permanently semi...I'm in a relationship, kind of...
469 00:34:33 - Relax. I just want to have some fun.- Wanna have some fun?
470 00:34:37 Yeah, okay. Let's play some checkers.You can sit over there and...
471 00:34:43 Oh, my...
472 00:34:44 So, how about tonightyou pretend I'm your girlfriend
473 00:34:48 and I pretend that you're my boyfriend?
474 00:35:00 Hey! Who drovethe freaking yellow Camaro?
475 00:35:04 There is a car on the lawn!
476 00:35:10 What are you doing?
477 00:35:12 Houston, we have a problem.
478 00:35:13 - What is it?- Freshman!
479 00:35:14 - Yeah?- Is that your car in our bushes?
480 00:35:16 No, there's a friend of mine,he just went to get you a tighter shirt.
481 00:35:20 There isn't a tighter shirt! We checked.
482 00:35:23 Now how aboutI park my foot in your ass?
483 00:35:24 - What size shoe do you wear?- Yeah?
484 00:35:26 - Hold on.- You wanna try?
485 00:35:28 - I'll back it up right now.- Get him out of here.
486 00:35:31 You have a ride?Bro, why are you holding out on us?
487 00:35:34 I've only known you 17 hours.
488 00:35:35 This is gonna really change our lives.You have no idea.
489 00:35:39 - I love Camaros.- I can't do this right now, okay?
490 00:35:43 - Don't be a wimp.- Oh, God!
491 00:35:53 - My first car was my dad's '92 Z28.- Yeah?
492 00:35:58 Fuel-injected.The roar of the engine, it just tickles me.
493 00:36:03 We shouldn't stare...
494 00:36:06 I mean, share storieswith each other at all.
495 00:36:09 Come on, Sam. Just one ride.
496 00:36:12 Your cheatin' heart
497 00:36:18 Don't. Don't!
498 00:36:20 She's a super freak, super freakShe's super freaky
499 00:36:22 - Is your radio broken?- No, my concentration is.
500 00:36:26 We're not cheating.
501 00:36:29 Not yet.
502 00:36:33 Is something wrong here?
503 00:36:40 God! You okay?
504 00:36:44 She's mighty, mighty
505 00:36:46 I really don't know what to tell you.This car has a lot of problems. A lot...
506 00:36:55 Oh, God! It's in my mouth!
507 00:36:58 Are you okay? I got Wetnaps.
508 00:37:00 I got Wetnaps for your face! Hold on!
509 00:37:02 I... I'm so sorry!
510 00:37:06 What are you doing?
511 00:37:20 You won't give me a day, huh?
512 00:37:23 - You won't give me one day in college?- I'm sorry, Sam,
513 00:37:26 but the last fragment of the AllSparkwas stolen.
514 00:37:29 Like what? Like Decepticons stole it?
515 00:37:31 We placed it under human protectionat your government's request,
516 00:37:35 but I'm here for your help, Sam,
517 00:37:38 because your leaders believe webrought vengeance upon your planet.
518 00:37:43 Perhaps they are right.
519 00:37:45 That is why they must be reminded byanother human of the trust we share.
520 00:37:50 - This isn't my war.- Not yet,
521 00:37:54 but I fear it soon will be.
522 00:37:56 Your world must not sharethe same fate as Cybertron.
523 00:38:01 Whole generations lost.
524 00:38:07 I know, and I want to help you, I do,
525 00:38:10 but I am not some alien ambassador,you know?
526 00:38:13 I'm a normal kid with normal problems.
527 00:38:16 I am where I'm supposed to be.
528 00:38:21 I'm sorry. I...
529 00:38:25 I really am.
530 00:38:26 Sam, fate rarely calls upon usat a moment of our choosing.
531 00:38:30 You're Optimus Prime.You don't need me.
532 00:38:34 We do, more than you know.
533 00:39:11 Conn, Sonar. Gained new contact,bearing 214, and possible hostile,
534 00:39:15 confirmed forProject Deep Six Drop Point.
535 00:39:17 - What do you got?- SU pulled five contacts at 5,000 feet,
536 00:39:20 diving fast.
537 00:39:26 Never seen anythingdive that deep that fast.
538 00:39:28 - Man battle stations.- Chief of the watch, man battle stations!
539 00:39:31 Helm, left full rudder,all ahead two-thirds.
540 00:39:33 - Left full rudder, two-thirds.- Dive, go deep.
541 00:39:58 The nets protecting NBE Oneare screaming, sir.
542 00:40:00 That is 9,300 fathoms down.And no confirmed DSRVs on site?
543 00:40:04 - None, sir.- Then, people, we've got a problem!
544 00:40:17 Need parts! Kill the little one!
545 00:40:28 The shard make Energon!
546 00:40:43 Conn, Sonar. Now hold six contacts,and they're coming up fast!
547 00:40:47 - Sound collision alarm.- Left hard rudder.
548 00:40:50 Five hundred feet.
549 00:40:53 Angel Six,we got six hostiles coming up.
550 00:41:03 - Collision imminent port side.- One hundred feet.
551 00:41:05 Brace for impact.
552 00:41:33 Starscream, I'm home.
553 00:41:36 Lord Megatron, I was so relievedto hear of your resurrection.
554 00:41:41 You left me to dieon that pathetic insect planet.
555 00:41:45 Only to help spawn our new army.The Fallen decrees it!
556 00:41:50 After all, in your absence,someone had to take command.
557 00:41:57 - So disappointing.- Hatchlings! Hatchlings! Careful, fragile!
558 00:42:00 Even in death,there is no command but mine.
559 00:42:10 My master, I failed you on Earth.
560 00:42:14 The AllSpark is destroyedand without it, our race will perish.
561 00:42:20 You have much to learn, my disciple.The Cube was merely a vessel.
562 00:42:26 Its power, its knowledge,can never be destroyed.
563 00:42:30 - It can only transform.- How is that possible?
564 00:42:34 It has been absorbedby the human child.
565 00:42:38 The key to saving our racenow lies within his mind.
566 00:42:43 Well, then, let me stripthe very flesh from his body!
567 00:42:47 And you will, my apprentice, in time.
568 00:42:50 For millennia, I have dreamedof my return to that wretched planet
569 00:42:56 where I, too, was once betrayedby the Primes I called my brothers.
570 00:43:03 Only a Prime can defeat me,and now, only one remains.
571 00:43:10 Optimus! He protects the boy.
572 00:43:14 Then the boy will lead us to him
573 00:43:17 - and revenge will be ours.- Yes.
574 00:43:24 The boy will not escape us.We have him in our sights.
575 00:43:29 Without more Energon,the hatchlings will keep dying.
576 00:43:38 Space. Time. Gravity.
577 00:43:47 - Thank you.- Finish that for me.
578 00:43:50 We're going on a journey together,you and I, today.
579 00:43:53 All you eager, nubile, young mindson the very cusp of adulthood.
580 00:43:59 And I shall be your consort, your guide,
581 00:44:02 your chaperone,into the heart of darkness.
582 00:44:08 Welcome to Astronomy 101.
583 00:44:12 For what do we know about the stars?
584 00:44:16 Virgo, the virgin.
585 00:44:20 Orion, the great hunter.
586 00:44:22 These are no mere twinkling diamondsfor lovely maidens to wish upon.
587 00:44:27 No, they are dynamos
588 00:44:29 filled with a throbbing,savage and pent-up energy!
589 00:44:34 Behold the work of Albert Einstein,a professor once, like moi.
590 00:44:40 - Energy equals mass...- What you doing?
591 00:44:41 Put your hand down.Put your hand down.
592 00:44:43 Young man, there are no questions
593 00:44:45 until I've reachedthe climax of my lecture.
594 00:44:47 I just finished your book and there'sonly one problem. Einstein's wrong.
595 00:44:51 Energy does equalmass times the velocity
596 00:44:53 of light squared in this dimension,
597 00:44:54 but what about the other 17? We haven'teven talked about the other 17.
598 00:44:58 Clear example.
599 00:45:03 Break down the elemental componentsof Energon,
600 00:45:04 assume a constant decay rateand extrapolate for each of the...
601 00:45:07 Fourteen galactic convergences it took
602 00:45:09 the Sentinel Prime expeditionto receive an... Echo on its signal,
603 00:45:12 you wind up with a formulafor inter-dimensional energy increase
604 00:45:14 that mass and light alonecan't possibly explain.
605 00:45:16 Come on, guys, I can't bethe only one in the class who...
606 00:45:18 Young man, I will not bepunk'd in front of the dean.
607 00:45:24 No, this is my universe here.
608 00:45:28 Do you understand?I am the alpha and the omega.
609 00:45:33 - Get out of my class!- Yes, sir.
610 00:45:39 Anyone else care to havesome sort of mental breakdown?
611 00:45:51 Hi, Bones! Hi. Hi.You're such a good boy.
612 00:45:57 What a good boy, you are.
613 00:46:04 Hey, Bones. Are you hungry?
614 00:46:10 Come on, check that out.
615 00:46:14 There you go.
616 00:46:23 - Yes, Samuel?- Hello? Mikaela?
617 00:46:25 I can't believe you're gonna stand me upon our first web chat date.
618 00:46:28 - Something just happened to me, okay?- What, you finally hit puberty?
619 00:46:31 No, no, no. Stop laughing.This is serious. Okay.
620 00:46:32 Remember I was telling youabout my great-great-grandfather,
621 00:46:34 Archibald Witwicky? Remember?
622 00:46:36 Watch it, watch it, watch... No!Okay, remember how I was telling you...
623 00:46:39 Okay. Can you stop?Watch the foot! Watch your foot!
624 00:46:42 Mikaela, okay,
625 00:46:43 my great-great-grandfatherwent on this Arctic mission, right?
626 00:46:45 And he saw Megatron.Megatron zapped him,
627 00:46:47 and he started seeingthese crazy symbols. Okay.
628 00:46:49 Well, now I'm seeing them, too.Excuse me.
629 00:46:50 I just read a 903-page astronomy bookin 32.6 seconds.
630 00:46:53 I had a meltdownin the middle of my class.
631 00:46:54 I am seeing symbols ever since I...
632 00:46:57 - Since what?- Ever since I touched the Cube splinter.
633 00:47:02 - Do you have it?- Yeah, I have it.
634 00:47:04 - It's in the shop safe. It's fine.- Mikaela, do not touch it, okay?
635 00:47:08 - Don't touch it.- I'm not gonna touch it.
636 00:47:09 Sam, it's fine. It's locked away.
637 00:47:11 - No one knows where it is.- I do!
638 00:47:16 You're hot, but you ain't too bright.
639 00:47:20 There we go. Yeah, that'll work.
640 00:47:25 Damn it! Son of a bitch!
641 00:47:29 What are you looking at, slobber puss?
642 00:47:33 What the... This place isa freaking house of horrors!
643 00:47:39 Pain... It hurts...
644 00:47:43 Hold on.
645 00:47:47 Right to five, then...
646 00:47:57 Is that the best you got, huh?Is that the best you can do?
647 00:48:02 What are you doing here,you little freak?
648 00:48:04 That's my eye, you crazy bitch!
649 00:48:07 - You gonna talk now?- I seek knowledge from the Cube.
650 00:48:11 - The Fallen demands me!- What knowledge?
651 00:48:13 You got the shard, I need the shard.Give me the shard. I need the shard.
652 00:48:16 They're gonna whack me!I'm gonna be dead without that shard!
653 00:48:18 Easy, warrior goddess,I'm just a little salvage-scrap drone!
654 00:48:21 - And I'm your worst nightmare.- Hey, hey, hey!
655 00:48:25 - What the hell was that?- I'll tell you later,
656 00:48:26 just not on an open phone line, okay?
657 00:48:28 I'm gonna get on a plane right now
658 00:48:29 and I'll be there later this afternoon.Just be careful, Sam.
659 00:48:39 And have any strangers given youanything suspicious to carry on today?
660 00:48:42 Yeah, a live bomb!
661 00:48:44 - No.- Good.
662 00:48:58 Major, incoming SOS from Autobots!
663 00:49:01 Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion.Vicinity, eastern United States, sir!
664 00:49:05 - As in how many?- Unclear, sir.
665 00:49:08 Well, get clear.
666 00:49:14 The Autobots are on the move,splitting into two teams, sir.
667 00:49:17 They're not answering our calls
668 00:49:18 and they're heading toNew York and Philadelphia.
669 00:49:20 All right, full weapons deployment.Wheels up in 20 minutes!
670 00:49:24 Move it!
671 00:49:27 Let's go!
672 00:49:33 Flight 57, welcome to Philadelphia.
673 00:49:37 Alicia, mi amor, can I interest youin an 18-inch Zookeeper's special?
674 00:49:41 Extra-large, triple cheese,with every known animal as a topping.
675 00:49:43 Basically, I've got,like, 18 inches of meat.
676 00:49:45 Unless you're vegetarian.All right. It's cool. I am, too.
677 00:49:48 - Sam home?- Sam? I think he died,
678 00:49:51 but why don't we check?
679 00:49:53 - Here we are.- Hey!
680 00:49:55 You ever have a song stuckin your head? It's like
681 00:49:56 the worst song ever,but you can't help to whistle it or sing it
682 00:49:58 'cause it, like, repeats itself, repeatsitself, repeats itself, repeats itself?
683 00:50:02 Kitten calendar,kitten calendar, kitten calendar,
684 00:50:04 - kitten calendar...- Dude, what the eff?
685 00:50:05 I know you're freaking out.Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
686 00:50:08 Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head.
687 00:50:10 Now it's on the walls.Everything is good.
688 00:50:11 This is the part that...
689 00:50:17 Okay, what were you saying?
690 00:50:19 Alice, I'm horrified you had to see this.Let's go.
691 00:50:22 Get out.
692 00:50:23 Wait, wait, wait!Can I just sit and watch?
693 00:50:25 I'll... I'll eat my pizza quietly.
694 00:50:28 Sam, I knew there wassomething special about you.
695 00:50:31 Really?
696 00:50:33 And I know you know what happens
697 00:50:36 when two people in the knowget together.
698 00:50:39 They're genuinely amazing in bed.
699 00:50:44 Thank you.
700 00:50:46 All right, listen, hold on! Boundaries.
701 00:50:48 - Flag on the play. Okay. I'm very ticklish.- We have needs, Sam. Relax.
702 00:50:53 Jeez!
703 00:50:56 What about this economy?It's crazy, isn't it?
704 00:51:01 - You are very aggressive.- Just relax.
705 00:51:05 You want some turkey meatloaf?
706 00:51:12 Sam?
707 00:51:16 - Mikaela!- Is that your girlfriend?
708 00:51:19 Ex.
709 00:51:21 Mikaela! Wait!
710 00:51:25 I can explain...
711 00:51:46 Sam, your bed buddy, Alice...
712 00:52:07 All right, come on.
713 00:52:08 - She's coming!- She's an alien robot! You gotta move.
714 00:52:10 - Is this real?- Just run!
715 00:52:17 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I can't believeI almost had sex with her in my dream!
716 00:52:20 I can tellthat you really missed me a lot, Sam!
717 00:52:22 - Look, it's not my fault, okay?- It's not your fault?
718 00:52:23 Listen! Listen, I'm a victim!
719 00:52:25 - You were a victim? Of what?- Yeah.
720 00:52:26 - Of what, a little 80-pound girl?- Of... Of molestation.
721 00:52:28 It was like getting humpedin the neck by a mountain ox!
722 00:52:30 You didn't have to put your tonguein her mouth!
723 00:52:31 - I didn't! Look!- You did!
724 00:52:33 You ever had your stomach tongued bya mountain ox with a five-foot tongue?
725 00:52:35 It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela?And it smelled like... Like diesel!
726 00:52:39 - Like a diesel-y tinge to it!- You're such a little girl!
727 00:52:42 We're gonna have10 seconds of silence right now.
728 00:52:44 I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds.
729 00:52:45 You can't give me the silent treatment!You know what?
730 00:52:47 I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds.You have three seconds left.
731 00:52:50 You know what?You can give me the silent treatment
732 00:52:51 all you want,but you can't keep me from talking.
733 00:52:53 - What were you gonna say?- I hope you had a lot of fun,
734 00:52:55 because this, this is over.
735 00:52:57 She violated your orificewith her nasty alien probe?
736 00:52:59 She did it? She went in there?All her little embryo alien babies
737 00:53:02 are gestating and hatching inside of you.They're growing right now, probably!
738 00:53:05 You need to vomit it right now.Yak it! Yak it right now!
739 00:53:07 Who are you?
740 00:53:09 I'm Leonardo Ponce De Leon Spitz.Okay? I'm the key to this.
741 00:53:12 The aliens,they want me 'cause of my site.
742 00:53:20 Whoa, guys, right there!
743 00:53:25 Run!
744 00:53:30 Mikaela!
745 00:53:49 Come on! We gotta move!
746 00:53:51 It's a bomb!
747 00:54:02 You've got to get that box!
748 00:54:07 - This way.- What? Hey! Let me out, let me out!
749 00:54:12 Oh, my God, you know how tohot-wire a car? That's so hot!
750 00:54:14 Drive, drive, drive!She's right there! She's right there!
751 00:54:17 Come on, come on, come on.
752 00:54:20 Go! Go! Go! Back up the car!
753 00:54:23 Now!
754 00:54:26 Tongue!
755 00:54:32 Oh, my God!
756 00:54:41 Kiss this, bitch!
757 00:54:48 Drive, drive, drive.
758 00:54:53 Okay, so what elsedon't I know, all right?
759 00:54:54 Since you guys forgot to mentionsome minor details.
760 00:54:59 That thing you saw back there,that was the little baby...
761 00:55:07 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!- Sam!
762 00:55:12 Sam!
763 00:55:18 - Sam!- Hold on!
764 00:55:20 - Pull me up!- Hold on!
765 00:55:23 Sam, get back in!
766 00:55:27 I don't want to die!We're gonna die! Oh, my God!
767 00:55:55 Jesus! Jesus!
768 00:56:05 Come here, boy.
769 00:56:08 Closer.
770 00:56:10 - Oh, my God.- Okay.
771 00:56:12 You remember me, don't you?
772 00:56:14 I did what you said, okay?Just don't hurt us.
773 00:56:17 Shut up!
774 00:56:19 Sam!
775 00:56:26 Yeah! Yes, yes.
776 00:56:30 It feels good to grab your flesh!
777 00:56:35 I am going to kill you slowly, painfully,
778 00:56:40 but first, we havesome delicate work to do.
779 00:56:48 How I could snap your limbs off!
780 00:56:51 Doctor, examine this alien specimen.
781 00:56:55 I'll scan you.Let's take a look at your face.
782 00:57:01 I'm the doctor. The odd job. Information!
783 00:57:08 Yeah!
784 00:57:17 Beseeching my shard!
785 00:57:19 Easy or tough way?
786 00:57:44 - There they are.- That's what I'm seeing in my head.
787 00:57:46 These symbols can lead usto the Energon source.
788 00:57:50 We must have the brain on the table!
789 00:57:54 - Chop, chop!- Brain?
790 00:57:57 What does he mean by my brain?
791 00:57:58 Well, you have something on your mind,something I need.
792 00:58:01 Hold on. I know you're pissed.I know you're pissed
793 00:58:03 because I tried to kill youand it's completely understandable.
794 00:58:05 If somebody tried to kill me,I'd be upset, too.
795 00:58:07 I think that we have an opportunity here
796 00:58:09 to start anewand develop our relationship
797 00:58:13 and see where it leads us, okay?
798 00:58:15 So, you just call Doctor Inspector offand let's just talk for five seconds!
799 00:58:18 Wait, wait, wait!
800 00:58:25 - Come on! Go, go!- Sam!
801 00:58:31 Go, go, go!
802 00:58:59 Sam!
803 00:59:07 Run!
804 00:59:16 Go, go, go, go!
805 00:59:18 Here he comes!
806 00:59:26 Hide, Sam!
807 00:59:38 Weak!
808 00:59:42 Puny! Waste of metal!
809 00:59:48 Junkyard crap!
810 00:59:52 Decepticons!
811 01:00:03 Come here, boy.
812 01:00:35 There is another source ofEnergon hidden on this planet.
813 01:00:39 The boy could lead us to it.
814 01:00:45 Optimus!
815 01:01:00 Is the future of our race not wortha single human life?
816 01:01:05 - Up! Get up!- You'll never stop at one!
817 01:01:11 I'll take you all on!
818 01:01:51 Piece of tin!
819 01:01:54 Sam! Where are you?
820 01:01:59 No!
821 01:02:01 You're so weak!
822 01:02:28 The last Prime is dead!
823 01:02:40 Sam, run. Run.
824 01:02:55 Autobots, attack!
825 01:03:02 Bumblebee, get them out of here!
826 01:03:17 This is Lennox.
827 01:03:31 - That went well.- We've lost the boy, Master.
828 01:03:35 The Autobotsmust be shielding their signals.
829 01:03:37 I can't even rely on youto swat a simple insect?
830 01:03:43 - One insect among seven billion!- Shut up!
831 01:03:48 He could be anywhere.
832 01:03:50 Then we will force themto find him for us!
833 01:03:54 It's time for the worldto know of our presence.
834 01:03:57 No more disguises. No mercy!
835 01:04:01 The time has comefor my master's arrival.
836 01:04:08 Decepticons, mobilize. It is time.
837 01:04:31 Speaking French is so exciting!
838 01:04:34 Oh, God, who is this?
839 01:04:37 Hello? I mean, bonsoir!
840 01:04:41 - What? Who is this?- Where is the boy?
841 01:04:45 For Pete's sakes. I'm not impressedwith your perverted mouth-breathing.
842 01:05:30 Jeez!
843 01:05:31 You are invading my space.I'm gonna have to drop you.
844 01:05:33 Would you get out of here?
845 01:05:35 I didn't come all the way acrossthe ocean to eat a plate of snails.
846 01:05:37 I want to try new things.
847 01:05:38 Looks like Canadian goose poop.
848 01:05:42 It's nasty.
849 01:06:56 Revenge is mine.
850 01:07:16 Yeah!
851 01:07:21 ... definitely not a plane...
852 01:07:23 Look, carriers don't just sink.
853 01:07:25 ... a horrible accident or a terroristattack or worse...
854 01:07:28 Negative. NORAD confirmed,
855 01:07:30 projectile came from beyond ouratmosphere, inbound at 30,000 knots.
856 01:07:49 Citizens of the human hive,
857 01:07:53 your leaders have withheld the truth.
858 01:07:56 You are not alone in this universe.
859 01:08:00 We have lived among you, hidden,
860 01:08:05 but no more.
861 01:08:07 As you've seen,we can destroy your cities at will,
862 01:08:14 unless you turn over this boy.
863 01:08:22 If you resist us, we will destroythe world as you know it.
864 01:08:29 What we're hearingfrom the German government
865 01:08:31 is that the world broadcastwas a satellite hacking.
866 01:08:34 The military has just told us they haveassumed Condition Delta,
867 01:08:38 which is the highest levelwe have been at since 9/11.
868 01:08:40 President Obamais being flown to a bunker
869 01:08:42 somewhere in the middleof the United States
870 01:08:44 in the face of the worst simultaneousattacks ever around the globe.
871 01:08:49 The aircraft carrier USS Roosevelt goesdown off the East Coast, all hands lost.
872 01:08:54 Worldwide casualtiesare in the neighborhood of 7,000,
873 01:08:57 but that number could climb.
874 01:08:59 It's still too early to tell.
875 01:09:00 What we need to ask now is,"Who and why?"
876 01:09:03 The FBI is still trying to locatethe boy, Sam Witwicky.
877 01:09:06 We believe they have informationabout the attacks.
878 01:09:08 The FBI, CIA and Interpol
879 01:09:11 are all seeking the cooperationof worldwide law enforcement.
880 01:09:14 You need to listen to this, man.You gotta check this out.
881 01:09:17 - They have a traffic-camera spotting...- They have a picture of me, man.
882 01:09:19 We're dead, bro.FBI, CIA, we are wanted fugitives now!
883 01:09:23 I just need you to focus
884 01:09:24 - for one minute, man.- Just stop.
885 01:09:25 This thing has blown upto a whole other level, all right?
886 01:09:27 You know what? Give me this thing.They can track us.
887 01:09:28 - Do you see this?- What?
888 01:09:34 They can track us?Like, satellite track us?
889 01:09:35 Okay, I'm not even with you guys!
890 01:09:37 Technically, I'm like a hostage.This is kidnapping...
891 01:09:39 - Enough is...- Yo, Leo!
892 01:09:41 This thing's gonnagive me a heart attack, I swear.
893 01:09:43 - That's 'cause you is a wuss.- You guys forced me into that car, right?
894 01:09:46 I think he's scared.
895 01:09:47 Hey, Mudflap, what are we gonna dowith this shrimp taco?
896 01:09:49 Let's pop a cap in his ass,throw him in the trunk
897 01:09:51 and then nobody gonna know nothing,know what I mean?
898 01:09:52 - Not in my trunk.- Yo, bumper cars? I'm hearing you.
899 01:09:55 Okay? I'm right here and I can hear you!
900 01:09:58 No one's popping any capsin any asses, okay?
901 01:10:00 I've had a hell of a day!
902 01:10:03 Why don't you get a haircutwith your bitch ass?
903 01:10:05 Go whine to your boyfriend!
904 01:10:06 Listen, Sam, I know what I'm gonna do,man. Look, I'm just going to go
905 01:10:09 to the authorities and tell them the truth.
906 01:10:10 Like, I had nothing to do with this.
907 01:10:11 - So, I'm not an accomplice.- Hey, you wanted this, right?
908 01:10:12 You wanted the real deal?Well, that's what this is.
909 01:10:14 Wake up! You're in the middle of it!
910 01:10:15 You want to run? Go ahead!No one's stopping you.
911 01:10:19 Stop complaining.
912 01:10:56 What is the meaning of this?
913 01:10:58 You dare point a gun at me?
914 01:11:00 You want a piece of me?I will tear you apart!
915 01:11:06 Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons!
916 01:11:08 - Tell them to lower their weapons!- Tell them first.
917 01:11:10 Tell them to lower their weapons.
918 01:11:11 Major, there's nothing I can do.Talk to him.
919 01:11:13 Your NEST team is deactivated, Major.
920 01:11:16 You are to ceaseanti-Decepticon operations
921 01:11:18 and return to Diego Garciapending further orders.
922 01:11:21 No, we take our orders directlyfrom Chairman Morshower, sir.
923 01:11:23 Well, I'll see your Chairmanof the Joint Chiefs of Staff
924 01:11:25 and I will raise youa President of the United States.
925 01:11:28 I have operational command now.
926 01:11:29 An alien blood feudhas been brought to our shores
927 01:11:31 for which our soldiersare paying the price.
928 01:11:34 The secret is out!
929 01:11:35 This is our war now and we will win itas we always have,
930 01:11:39 with a coordinated military strategy.
931 01:11:41 This fool is terribly misinformed.
932 01:11:44 You're gonna need every assetthat you've got.
933 01:11:45 What we need is to draw up battle plans
934 01:11:47 while we exploreevery possible diplomatic solution.
935 01:11:49 Like what, handing over the kid?
936 01:11:52 All options are being considered.
937 01:11:55 Whatever the Decepticons are after,this is just the start.
938 01:11:59 - There is no negotiating with them.- I'm ordering you to stand down.
939 01:12:02 You won't be needing this anymore.Get your assets back to base!
940 01:12:06 And take that pile of scrap metal backto Diego Garcia.
941 01:12:10 Let's go!
942 01:12:13 I really don't like that dude.He's an asshole.
943 01:12:17 Autobots, report to hangar for transport.
944 01:12:20 - Ironhide, we should leave this planet.- That's not what Optimus would want.
945 01:12:44 There's nothingthat you could have done.
946 01:12:51 - You okay?- Yeah.
947 01:12:56 Bee, if you hate me, I understand.
948 01:13:07 I messed up. I'm sorry.
949 01:13:12 Young fella, you are the personI care about most in my life.
950 01:13:16 If there's anything you need,I won't be far away.
951 01:13:21 He's dead because of me. He camehere to protect me and he's dead.
952 01:13:25 There's some thingsyou just can't change.
953 01:13:28 So, his sacrifice for us wouldnot have been in vain. Hallelujah!
954 01:13:34 I'm gonna make it right.I'm going to turn myself in.
955 01:13:36 We... We've got to stick together.
956 01:13:43 - You're not going to do that.- Yes, I am.
957 01:13:51 Everything we worked forwill be wiped out in one day!
958 01:13:57 - You two...- Huh?
959 01:13:59 Hey, you know the glyphs?
960 01:14:00 These? The symbols that have beenrattling around in my head?
961 01:14:04 That's old school, yo.That's, like... That's Cybertronian.
962 01:14:08 That's some serious stuff, right there.
963 01:14:09 They gotta mean something,like a message or like a map.
964 01:14:12 Like a map to an Energon source!
965 01:14:14 - Can you read this?- Read?
966 01:14:17 No. We don't really do much reading.Not so much.
967 01:14:20 If you can't read it,we gotta find somebody who can.
968 01:14:22 Look who came sashaying back!
969 01:14:24 Hair growing like a Chia Pet.Look at him.
970 01:14:25 I had a bitof a mild panic attack earlier, right?
971 01:14:27 That's 'cause you're a pussy.
972 01:14:28 I think I'm allowed that,considering what I've been through.
973 01:14:31 I heard you have a problem.
974 01:14:32 - I think I know someone who can help.- Who?
975 01:14:35 Robo-Warrior.
976 01:14:40 This guy, Robo-Warrior,
977 01:14:41 everything about anything alien,he's supposed to know.
978 01:14:44 One time we revenge-hacked his site
979 01:14:45 and maybe I saw someof your alien drawings or whatever.
980 01:15:02 This is it. Yep.
981 01:15:04 Deli. Good front!
982 01:15:06 All right, wait here.I'll give you the go/no go. All right?
983 01:15:09 Number 42, we got your kishka, knish,
984 01:15:11 kasha-varnishkaand kreplach combo right here.
985 01:15:15 Cash only. Who's next?
986 01:15:16 I told you to cure the lox in the brineand then smoke it.
987 01:15:19 Ma, you want meto cut my hand off, or what?
988 01:15:21 You... You ruineda beautiful piece of fish, you retard!
989 01:15:23 I'm like a ninja with a blade.It's an art form.
990 01:15:24 Give me your money. Get out of here!
991 01:15:25 Hey, Sal! Watch your reach, huh?Take a number, young man.
992 01:15:30 Robo-Warrior.
993 01:15:33 - Know him?- I never heard of him.
994 01:15:35 You never heard ofTheRealEffingDeal. Com?
995 01:15:38 You must be talking about thatamateur-hour blog operation
996 01:15:40 - with Game Boy-level security.- Robo-Warrior.
997 01:15:44 It's him! It's him!That's the guy right there! That's him!
998 01:15:49 No.
999 01:15:50 - You got to be kidding me.- All right, meat store's closed!
1000 01:15:53 - Everybody out! Out, right now!- When he says to go,
1001 01:15:55 - you go.- That means you, lady, right now.
1002 01:15:57 - Wait a minute. You know this guy?- We're old friends.
1003 01:15:59 Old friends? You're the casethat shut down Sector Seven,
1004 01:16:03 got the kibosh, disbanded.
1005 01:16:04 No more security clearance,no retirement, no nothing.
1006 01:16:07 All 'cause of youand your little criminal girlfriend.
1007 01:16:10 - Look at her now, so mature.- Moron! Where's the whitefish?
1008 01:16:15 Hey! Don't touch me with the pig.
1009 01:16:17 - Yakov!- What?
1010 01:16:18 You don't getChristmas bonuses standing around!
1011 01:16:21 You want those new teethyou saw on SkyMall?
1012 01:16:22 - It's my dream.- Help her out.
1013 01:16:25 You live with your mama?
1014 01:16:26 No, my mama lives with me.It's a big difference.
1015 01:16:28 They got your face all over the news,alien boy.
1016 01:16:30 - Yeah, I know.- And NBE One's still kicking, huh?
1017 01:16:32 How did that happen? Don't answer.
1018 01:16:35 I don't know what you're hiding,but I don't want anything to do with it.
1019 01:16:37 So, good-bye. You never saw me.I got bagels to schmear. Vanish.
1020 01:16:40 Can you give me five seconds?Look, hold on, I need your help.
1021 01:16:42 Really? You need my help?
1022 01:16:45 I need...Look, I am slowly losing my mind.
1023 01:16:48 Okay, I had a little crab-bot,
1024 01:16:49 plunged a device deep intothe soft tissues of my brain
1025 01:16:52 and started projecting little aliensymbols like a freaking home movie!
1026 01:16:55 And on top of that, I'm a wanted fugitive.So, you think you got it rough?
1027 01:16:57 You said it projected imagesoff your brain?
1028 01:17:00 - Right.- Meat locker, now!
1029 01:17:03 Dead pigs.
1030 01:17:04 What you're about to see is top secret.
1031 01:17:07 Do not tell my mother.
1032 01:17:10 - Swine flu. Not good.- Now you know.
1033 01:17:12 Next time you eat a goat or a pig,there's a story behind it.
1034 01:17:16 Sad little story.
1035 01:17:17 An entire city flat.How do you explain that?
1036 01:17:18 Are you saying you believein aliens now?
1037 01:17:19 Okay, files, files.We're talking about symbols.
1038 01:17:23 Hey, still radioactive. Hands off.
1039 01:17:27 Okay, Cube-brain.
1040 01:17:29 Any of these looklike the symbols you saw?
1041 01:17:31 Where'd you get these?
1042 01:17:33 Before I got fired,I poached S-7's crown jewel,
1043 01:17:37 over 75 years of alien research,which points to one inescapable fact.
1044 01:17:42 The Transformers,they've been here a long, long time.
1045 01:17:46 How do I know?
1046 01:17:49 Archeologists foundthese unexplained markings
1047 01:17:51 in ancient ruins all over the world.
1048 01:17:53 China. Egypt. Greece.
1049 01:17:56 Shot in 1932.
1050 01:17:58 These the symbolsyou're seeing in your head?
1051 01:18:00 - Yeah.- Same ones over here, right?
1052 01:18:03 So, tell me, how did they end upall drawing the same things?
1053 01:18:08 Aliens. And I think some of them stayed.
1054 01:18:11 Check this out. Project Black Knife.
1055 01:18:15 Robots in disguise,hiding here all along.
1056 01:18:19 We detected radioactive signaturesall across the country.
1057 01:18:23 I pleaded on my knees with S-7to investigate it,
1058 01:18:26 but they said the readingswere infinitesimal,
1059 01:18:30 that I was obsessed.
1060 01:18:33 Me. Can you imagine that?
1061 01:18:34 Yeah. Megatron said that therewas another Energon source here.
1062 01:18:38 - On Earth. Another source?- On Earth.
1063 01:18:40 Okay? And that these symbols,maps in my head, would lead him there.
1064 01:18:43 You talk to your Autobot friendsabout this?
1065 01:18:44 No, no, no, the source is before them.
1066 01:18:46 Whatever the Energon source is,it predates them.
1067 01:18:48 It's before them.
1068 01:18:49 - So, it comes before them.- Correct.
1069 01:18:51 Well, then we're porked,unless we can talk to a Decepticon.
1070 01:18:55 I mean,I'm not on speaking terms with them.
1071 01:18:57 Actually, I am.
1072 01:19:03 Let me out!
1073 01:19:04 - This is going to be a little bit sad.- Open it.
1074 01:19:08 I will have so many Decepticonson your butt!
1075 01:19:11 Hey, behave!
1076 01:19:12 - What is it, a Decepticon?- Yeah.
1077 01:19:14 - And you're training him?- I'm trying to.
1078 01:19:17 I spent my whole adult life combingthe planet for aliens,
1079 01:19:20 and you're carrying around onein your purse like a little Chihuahua.
1080 01:19:23 Do you want a throwdown,you pubic 'fro-head?
1081 01:19:26 I'm sorry.I'm so sorry about your eye, you know,
1082 01:19:29 but, if you're a good boy,then I'm not gonna torch your other eye.
1083 01:19:32 Okay? I'm not gonna torch it.
1084 01:19:34 Just tell mewhat these symbols are, please.
1085 01:19:38 All right.
1086 01:19:41 I know that.That's the language of the Primes.
1087 01:19:45 I don't read it, but these guys...
1088 01:19:48 Where the frick did you find photosof these guys?
1089 01:19:50 - Is this they?- Yeah. Seekers, pal. Oldest of the old.
1090 01:19:54 They've been here thousands of years,looking for something. I don't know what.
1091 01:19:58 Nobody tells me nothing, but they'lltranslate those symbols for you.
1092 01:20:01 - And I know where to find them.- Show us.
1093 01:20:04 Yeah.
1094 01:20:09 The closest one's in Washington.
1095 01:20:13 Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.Land of dreams in there.
1096 01:20:19 All I ever wanted to be was an astronaut.
1097 01:20:23 - Hold those.- What is that?
1098 01:20:26 What? I wear them when I'm in a funk.
1099 01:20:29 So does Giambi, Jeter.It's a baseball thing. Okay.
1100 01:20:32 Watches synchronized,sharp mind and empty bladder.
1101 01:20:35 You get caught, demand an attorneyand don't ever say my name.
1102 01:20:38 Okay, take one of these pills.Slip it under your tongue.
1103 01:20:40 It's the high-concentrate polymerthey put in Oreo cookies.
1104 01:20:42 Tricks the polygraph every time.
1105 01:20:44 Okay. Now, let's get this showon the road.
1106 01:20:47 No, listen, I can't do this.
1107 01:20:48 I'm not some alien bounty hunter, guys.I'm not gonna do this.
1108 01:20:50 - Guards have guns. I don't want to die.- Kid, kid, kid.
1109 01:20:53 You compromise this mission,you are dead to me.
1110 01:20:56 Now look into my eyesand tighten up that sphincter.
1111 01:21:00 The museum is now closing.
1112 01:21:01 Yo, baba! Bad news, bro!Ran out of toilet paper!
1113 01:21:04 You got any out here?Please tell me you do.
1114 01:21:05 Sir! I suggest you get in there.The museum is closed!
1115 01:21:09 Listen, man, I understand that,but as you can see, this is important.
1116 01:21:11 All right? Thumper dumper.I got to go. All right.
1117 01:21:13 Sir, you are a grown,naked man around children.
1118 01:21:16 - Pull your pants up and exit the building.- I'm not going anywhere.
1119 01:21:24 - You got that paper, right, sir?- You should be embarrassed.
1120 01:21:26 This is a family museum, sir.
1121 01:21:47 What is going on here?
1122 01:21:48 How many times can you get tasedin the nuts before you can't have kids?
1123 01:21:53 You are an amateur, man,a rank amateur.
1124 01:21:59 We just downed five guards.Five guards.
1125 01:22:01 - Get your stuff and get out of here.- Give me a second here.
1126 01:22:03 I got to get the tracker, all right.
1127 01:22:05 - Be good.- I'm claustrophobic.
1128 01:22:24 Look, look. Follow him. Follow him.He knows where he's going.
1129 01:22:33 - He knows something.- What?
1130 01:22:34 He knows something.
1131 01:22:41 You got what I got?
1132 01:22:42 - Yeah.- Blackbird.
1133 01:22:47 There he is.
1134 01:22:49 This guy's a legend,like the Chairman of the Board!
1135 01:22:52 Yo, freshman, point the shardand watch the magic happen.
1136 01:23:04 Shit. It's a Decepticon!
1137 01:23:06 - Decepticon?- Decepticon?
1138 01:23:08 Behind the MiG now!
1139 01:23:23 What sort of hideousmausoleum is this?
1140 01:23:27 Answer me, pawns and knaves!
1141 01:23:29 Show yourselvesor suffer my infinite wrath!
1142 01:23:34 You little spinal-cord-based organisms!
1143 01:23:38 Bugger it!
1144 01:23:39 Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire!
1145 01:23:44 Prepare for remote systems override!
1146 01:23:46 - I tell you, this guy did not age well.- I don't think he's gonna hurt us.
1147 01:23:49 I command these doors to open.
1148 01:23:51 Fire! I said, fire!
1149 01:23:56 Bollocks!
1150 01:23:58 - Damn these worthless parts.- Wait a second!
1151 01:24:01 Ltchy, wretched rust in my arse!
1152 01:24:06 The museum is going to be very angry.Very angry.
1153 01:24:09 We gotta catch that plane.
1154 01:24:14 - Right. I'm on a mission.- Wait, wait, wait, wait!
1155 01:24:18 - What do you want?- Look, we just want to talk!
1156 01:24:20 I have no time to talk. I'm on a mission.
1157 01:24:22 I'm a mercenary doom-bringer.What planet am I on?
1158 01:24:25 - Earth.- Earth?
1159 01:24:27 Terrible name for a planet.Might as well call it "Dirt." Planet "Dirt."
1160 01:24:32 Tell me,is that robot civil war still going on?
1161 01:24:35 - Who's winning?- The Decepticons.
1162 01:24:38 - Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.- What do you mean, changed sides?
1163 01:24:42 It's a choice.It's an intensely personal decision.
1164 01:24:45 So much negativity.Who wants to live a life filled with hate?
1165 01:24:49 You mean you don't have to work
1166 01:24:50 for those miserable,freaking Decepticons?
1167 01:24:52 If Decepticons had their way,they'd destroy the whole universe.
1168 01:24:56 I'm changing sides. I'm changing sides,too, warrior goddess.
1169 01:24:58 - Who's your little Autobot?- You're cute.
1170 01:25:01 Name's Wheelie. Yeah.Say my name, say my name.
1171 01:25:04 What are you allowingto happen to your foot just now?
1172 01:25:06 At least he's faithful, Sam.
1173 01:25:07 Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nudeand he's perverted.
1174 01:25:12 Can you just... Can you stop?
1175 01:25:13 - Hey, what are you doing?- It's just something
1176 01:25:14 to think about. I won't argue with...What were you saying?
1177 01:25:16 I told you my name was Jetfire,so stop judging me.
1178 01:25:20 - Somebody shit the bed this morning.- I have issues of my own.
1179 01:25:24 And it started with my mother!
1180 01:25:25 My ancestorshave been here for centuries.
1181 01:25:28 My father, he was a wheel,the first wheel.
1182 01:25:31 - Do you know what he transformed into?- No.
1183 01:25:33 Nothing!
1184 01:25:34 But he did so with honor,dignity, damn it!
1185 01:25:45 Bollocks.
1186 01:25:46 My boosters are fried.
1187 01:25:50 I think we can help each other.
1188 01:25:52 You know things I don't know.I know things you don't know, I do.
1189 01:25:55 I don't think he knows anything.Honestly, I don't.
1190 01:25:59 I could do this all day.It comes in waves, these vivid symbols.
1191 01:26:01 They're symbols, but they're in my mind.You see, all this is in my mind
1192 01:26:04 and Megatron wants what's in my mind.
1193 01:26:06 - Him and someone called the Fallen.- The Fallen? I know him.
1194 01:26:09 He left me here to rust.The original Decepticon.
1195 01:26:13 He's terrible to work for.It's always apocalypse, chaos, crisis.
1196 01:26:17 These transcriptions,they were part of my mission,
1197 01:26:19 the Fallen's search.
1198 01:26:20 I remember now,for the Dagger's Tip, and the key.
1199 01:26:24 Slow down. The Dagger's Tip? The key?What are you talking about?
1200 01:26:26 No time to explain. Hold on, everybody!Stay still or you'll die!
1201 01:26:57 Well, that wasn't so bad.
1202 01:26:58 I just hope we're still on the right planet.
1203 01:27:00 Hey, that freaking hurt!
1204 01:27:03 Oh, my God.
1205 01:27:12 Oh, God.
1206 01:27:18 Oh, my God, what a beautiful face.
1207 01:27:20 This would be a perfect moment,except you landed on my testicles.
1208 01:27:24 Please, get off.
1209 01:27:26 God, my balls.
1210 01:27:30 Sam!
1211 01:27:32 - Where are we? Simmons!- Hey! Yeah!
1212 01:27:36 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.What is this? It's Vegas.
1213 01:27:40 - You guys okay?- Yeah.
1214 01:27:42 Hey, I think we're in Vegas!
1215 01:27:45 That really, really hurt.You're just lucky that I didn't get hurt!
1216 01:27:49 People could have gotten killed, okay?And if I would have gotten hurt,
1217 01:27:51 - you would have heard...- Shut up.
1218 01:27:53 I told you I was opening a space bridge.It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt.
1219 01:27:58 When did you... When did you tell us?You didn't tell us anything.
1220 01:28:01 You didn't tell us anything.Why are we in Egypt?
1221 01:28:03 Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling!You were duly informed!
1222 01:28:07 Can you just stop for a second?Can you focus?
1223 01:28:09 Can you tell us why we're in Egypt
1224 01:28:10 so we can all have a little bit ofsemblance of peace of mind?
1225 01:28:13 This planet was visitedby our race once before,
1226 01:28:17 by our earliest ancestors, millennia ago.
1227 01:28:19 They were on an exploratory missionto harvest Energon,
1228 01:28:22 the lifeblood of our race.
1229 01:28:25 Without it, we'll all perish, oxidizeand rust, like my wretched self!
1230 01:28:30 Do you have any idea what it's liketo slowly fall apart and die?
1231 01:28:34 Let's not get episodic, okay, old-timer?
1232 01:28:38 Beginning, middle, end.Facts. Details. Condense. Plot. Tell it.
1233 01:28:43 Somewhere buried in this desert,our ancestors built a great machine.
1234 01:28:48 It harvests Energon by destroying suns.
1235 01:28:52 - Destroy suns?- You mean blow them up?
1236 01:28:54 Yes. You see, in the beginning,
1237 01:28:56 there were seven Primes,our original leaders.
1238 01:28:59 And they set out into the universe,seeking distant suns to harvest.
1239 01:29:04 The Primes set out with one rule,never destroy a planet with life,
1240 01:29:09 until one of them tried to defy this rule.
1241 01:29:12 And his name forevermorewas the Fallen.
1242 01:29:18 He despised the human race
1243 01:29:22 and he wanted to kill you allby turning on that machine.
1244 01:29:26 The only way to activate itis with a legendary key
1245 01:29:30 called the Matrix of Leadership.
1246 01:29:40 A great battle took place overpossession of the Matrix.
1247 01:29:48 The Fallen was stronger thanhis brothers,
1248 01:29:53 so they had no choicebut to steal and hide it from him.
1249 01:29:58 In the ultimate sacrifice, they gavetheir lives to seal the Matrix away
1250 01:30:03 in a tomb made oftheir very own bodies,
1251 01:30:07 a tomb we cannot find.
1252 01:30:11 Somewhere, buried in this desert,that deadly machine remains.
1253 01:30:17 The Fallen knows where it is
1254 01:30:19 and if he finds the tomb of the Primes,your world will be no more.
1255 01:30:25 Okay, so how do we stop him?
1256 01:30:27 Only a Prime can defeat the Fallen.
1257 01:30:29 Optimus Prime?
1258 01:30:33 So, you've met a Prime?
1259 01:30:35 Why, you must have meta great descendant.
1260 01:30:38 Is he alive, here on this planet?
1261 01:30:42 He sacrificed himself to save me.
1262 01:30:45 So, he's dead.
1263 01:30:47 Without a Prime, it's impossible.No one else could stop the Fallen.
1264 01:30:51 So, the same energy that's gonna beused to reactivate the machine,
1265 01:30:55 could that energy somehow be usedto reactivate Optimus
1266 01:30:58 and bring him back to life?
1267 01:30:59 It was never designed for that purpose,but it's an energy like no other.
1268 01:31:04 So, then how do you get us to the Matrixbefore the Decepticons get to me?
1269 01:31:07 Follow your mind, your map,your symbols.
1270 01:31:11 What you carved in the sand,it's your clue.
1271 01:31:13 When dawn alights the Dagger's Tip,Three Kings will reveal the doorway!
1272 01:31:19 Find the doorway!
1273 01:31:21 Go now! Go!
1274 01:31:23 That was my mission.It's your mission now.
1275 01:31:26 Go before the Decepticons find meand find you.
1276 01:31:36 Okay, here's what my CIA contact says.
1277 01:31:38 Ancient Sumerians used to callthe Gulf of Aqaba the "Dagger's Tip."
1278 01:31:42 - That's the Dagger's Tip.- It's part of the Red Sea.
1279 01:31:44 It divides Egypt and Jordanlike the tip of a blade.
1280 01:31:46 29.5 degrees north, 35 east. Here it is.
1281 01:31:50 First thing we've got to dois get Optimus to the Dagger's Tip.
1282 01:31:52 How are you gonna get himhalfway around the world?
1283 01:31:55 I'm gonna make a call.
1284 01:31:59 We got cops!
1285 01:32:06 I can't go to prison, guys.
1286 01:32:11 Sam, we got to get off this roadand lay low.
1287 01:32:25 Man, stupid cops!
1288 01:32:27 This is what's calledblending in like a ninja.
1289 01:32:29 - Shut up or I'll blend my fist in your face.- They're gone.
1290 01:32:33 Okay, we're running out of time.I gotta make the call to Lennox...
1291 01:32:35 You're on the Worldwide Wanted List.
1292 01:32:37 Try calling one base,they'll track you here in seconds.
1293 01:32:40 - CIA is all over this place!- You're gonna call.
1294 01:32:48 - Okay. That's a good idea.- All right.
1295 01:32:50 I mean, I just had my mindon other things,
1296 01:32:53 like winding up in an Egyptian prison.
1297 01:32:57 NEST departure, 2100 hours.
1298 01:33:01 So, we're shipping him back to base.This is such a mistake.
1299 01:33:10 Major Lennox, phone call.
1300 01:33:13 Lennox, I'm with the kid. The kid. Youknow, the one with the attitude, right?
1301 01:33:16 We need the truck. The truck.
1302 01:33:18 We got a possible resurrectiongoing on over here.
1303 01:33:21 You're not gonna believe where we are.Code Tut, as in King Tutankhamen.
1304 01:33:25 Back of a $1 bill.
1305 01:33:27 Coordinates for airdrop, 29.5 north,34.88 east. Write it down. Write it.
1306 01:33:33 Oh, my God. I got to go. Okay.Heat comes.
1307 01:33:36 Wait, who are you?
1308 01:33:39 Wait. It's me. Leo. Me. Leo. Leo. Leo.
1309 01:33:41 Cops are coming right now.We need to go!
1310 01:33:43 Move, move, move, move.
1311 01:33:46 Coordinates, 29.5 north, 34.88 east.
1312 01:33:49 Tip of the Red Sea.Gulf of Aqaba.
1313 01:33:52 Egypt? Are you serious?
1314 01:33:56 Sir.
1315 01:34:01 Even if we could figure out a wayto get big man over there,
1316 01:34:04 how is this little kid supposedto bring him back to life?
1317 01:34:07 Look, I don't know,but we got to trust him.
1318 01:34:13 Okay, let's go over it again.
1319 01:34:14 When the dawn alightsthe Dagger's Tip,
1320 01:34:17 - the Three Kings...- Will reveal the doorway.
1321 01:34:19 That's what he said.You know what it means?
1322 01:34:21 - No, what does it mean?- I have no idea.
1323 01:34:22 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.Checkpoint. Checkpoint.
1324 01:34:24 I don't have my passport.
1325 01:34:28 Passport!
1326 01:34:36 They got cameras at the top.
1327 01:34:42 All right, chill. This is espionage now.I can handle it.
1328 01:34:46 These are my people.I'm one-thirty-sixth Arab.
1329 01:34:52 Great, a fricking Munchkin.
1330 01:34:53 Little people are mean.Tell him he's tall.
1331 01:35:05 The Dagger's Tip? Right?
1332 01:35:08 Egypt, Jordan. We want to go there.
1333 01:35:10 Me and my family. This is my family.This is my son,
1334 01:35:14 my other son, my daughter.We're tourists, from New York.
1335 01:35:17 - New York?- Yes. Yes.
1336 01:35:19 Fifty kilometers.
1337 01:35:20 You look like the guy that runsmy falafel stand. Thank you very much.
1338 01:35:23 - I know. I know you from somewhere.- Go, Yankees!
1339 01:35:26 Put it on the wire to the CIA.
1340 01:35:31 Decepticons, boy's location detected.
1341 01:35:45 Undercover, yo. You got to blend inwith your surroundings.
1342 01:35:48 You know, you got to be partof the landscape.
1343 01:35:58 Awesome! I think aliens built that.
1344 01:36:02 Yeah, yeah.
1345 01:36:03 Come on. Move it! Move it!
1346 01:36:06 Guard us. Low profile.Don't make a scene, okay?
1347 01:36:08 Yeah, some of us got work to do!Dumb Autobots.
1348 01:36:32 Being my girlfriend is hazardousto your health.
1349 01:36:36 Yeah, well, girls like dangerous boys.
1350 01:36:41 - Do they?- Yeah.
1351 01:36:45 You might as well just say it.
1352 01:36:48 Ladies first.
1353 01:36:50 Okay, so tonight you're going to bea gentleman.
1354 01:36:53 - You're really chivalrous.- Why are you mad at me?
1355 01:36:57 You know what?Baby, I'm not... I'm not mad.
1356 01:37:01 Do you realize that I just flew 3,000miles to keep you from getting killed?
1357 01:37:06 I know.
1358 01:37:10 Who else could be your girlfriend, Sam?
1359 01:37:13 Look at the things I go through with you.
1360 01:37:16 And now we're underneath the moonand the stars
1361 01:37:19 and the three most beautiful pyramidson the planet
1362 01:37:21 and you still can't even tell me thatyou love me.
1363 01:37:24 Pyramids.
1364 01:37:27 What? Why do boys always
1365 01:37:28 - change the subject?- Pyramids and stars.
1366 01:37:30 - Sam?- Come with me really quick.
1367 01:37:40 Simmons! Leo! Wake up!
1368 01:37:45 Listen, astronomy class, page 47.Remember the class?
1369 01:37:48 No. I was only in college for two days.Remember that?
1370 01:37:51 - Here. Get up. Up, up.- What is he talking about?
1371 01:37:58 Okay, you see those three stars?
1372 01:37:59 You seehow the last one touches the horizon?
1373 01:38:01 That's Orion's belt,but it's also called the Three Kings.
1374 01:38:04 And the reason for thatis the three Egyptian kings
1375 01:38:06 who built the pyramids of Gizabuilt them to mirror those stars,
1376 01:38:09 so it's like an arrow staring usstraight in the face.
1377 01:38:11 They all point due east, towards Jordan.The mountains of Petra.
1378 01:38:27 We've had an engine malfunction.
1379 01:38:28 We're gonna have to divertto SOCCENT.
1380 01:38:30 Flight master, let's lighten the loadand prepare for bailout.
1381 01:38:33 Bailout? Bailout? Bailout? Bailout?
1382 01:38:35 - All right, team, grab your chutes!- Bailout like bailout?
1383 01:38:41 - You familiar with the standard MC-4?- Of course not!
1384 01:38:43 I've never jumped out ofa perfectly good airplane before!
1385 01:38:46 Wait a minute, is this really happening?
1386 01:38:47 - Yeah.- All right, here we go.
1387 01:38:50 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.You're behind this, aren't you?
1388 01:38:54 What are you talking about?You heard the pilot.
1389 01:38:55 These guys don't mess around.This is just standard procedure.
1390 01:38:59 I'm just following orders to the letter.Isn't that what you said?
1391 01:39:03 You just signed a death warranton your career, Major.
1392 01:39:10 What was that? What was that?
1393 01:39:12 That's not good. Come on.
1394 01:39:16 - Right this way!- I can't jump out of an airplane!
1395 01:39:17 - I have an ulcer! No, no.- Come on. It's okay.
1396 01:39:20 I really can't do this.What are you doing...
1397 01:39:23 Come here! Come here.
1398 01:39:25 - Why aren't you wearing your chute?- Because I have to secure the VIPs first.
1399 01:39:29 Okay, I want you to listen very carefullyand memorize everything that I say.
1400 01:39:33 Each chute has a GPS tracker so youcan be found by Search and Rescue.
1401 01:39:36 Right next to that's a fabric webbingcalled a bridle,
1402 01:39:39 which holds the pinthat keeps the main container closed.
1403 01:39:41 - Okay, are you listening?- I can't hear what...
1404 01:39:43 - Stop that!- All right. All right.
1405 01:39:45 All right,when the pilot chute inflates into the air,
1406 01:39:47 it pulls the pinand opens the main.
1407 01:39:49 Red's your backup, blue's your primary.
1408 01:39:51 I want you to pull the blue.I need you to pull it really hard!
1409 01:39:56 Not now, we're on the plane,you dumb-ass!
1410 01:40:01 - He say good-bye?- No, he didn't even say good-bye.
1411 01:40:05 General, we're loaded and ready.
1412 01:40:07 You give us the go, and we'll be readyto press in five minutes.
1413 01:40:10 - Excellent.- Sir, you need to see this now.
1414 01:40:15 - Have we checked these coordinates?- Egypt, sir.
1415 01:40:17 - They're airdropping in.- You've got to be kidding me.
1416 01:40:20 He knows something.
1417 01:40:22 We need to be ready to back him upif this thing goes hot.
1418 01:40:25 Copy that.
1419 01:40:27 CIA just got a hit on the boy,
1420 01:40:30 100 miles from the locationon that little note there.
1421 01:40:32 It's getting hotter.
1422 01:40:37 It's gotta be around here somewhere.
1423 01:41:01 You see the size of this?
1424 01:41:04 - You see this?- Spectacular.
1425 01:41:08 Amazing. Look at that.
1426 01:41:21 - It's here somewhere, guys.- Yeah, why?
1427 01:41:23 'Cause we're trusting Grandpa Blackbird
1428 01:41:25 who doesn't even knowwhat planet he's on?
1429 01:41:26 In his defense, this is the biggestdoorway I've ever seen in my entire life.
1430 01:41:31 Okay. Well, that's great.Let me do a quick search, all right?
1431 01:41:35 Nope. Ever cross your mind, guys,
1432 01:41:36 that archeologistshave been here before?
1433 01:41:38 There's nothing here.
1434 01:41:39 Real life is heartbreak, despair, kid.
1435 01:41:41 Sometimes you get tothe end of the rainbow
1436 01:41:44 and the leprechauns wentand booby-trapped it!
1437 01:41:46 I'm listening to you?You live with your mother!
1438 01:41:49 - It's not over.- It is over. It's done.
1439 01:41:52 Why are we still listening to you,little punk-ass?
1440 01:41:53 I mean, what you ever done for usexcept ding my rim?
1441 01:41:55 Killed Megatron. How about that?
1442 01:41:57 Well, he didn't get the job done,
1443 01:41:59 you know what I mean,'cause he's back now...
1444 01:42:00 - Are you scared?- Scared? Scared of your ugly face!
1445 01:42:03 I'm ugly?Well, we're twins, you stupid genius!
1446 01:42:06 Bring it, then! Get off me!
1447 01:42:08 - I'll change your face around!- I'll get all up in that ass!
1448 01:42:11 Bring it!
1449 01:42:13 Guys!
1450 01:42:15 - You like the way that feels?- That didn't hurt.
1451 01:42:17 You like that, don't you?
1452 01:42:19 - Come on, Bumblebee!- Bumblebee, listen.
1453 01:42:28 Now, that's rude.
1454 01:42:41 Oh, my God. The symbols.
1455 01:42:44 Bee! Shoot it.
1456 01:43:12 - Check this out.- Look at it.
1457 01:43:16 Wow!
1458 01:43:17 These are the bodiesJetfire was talking about.
1459 01:43:20 The tomb of the Primes.
1460 01:43:22 Yo!
1461 01:43:25 Yo!
1462 01:43:40 The Matrix.
1463 01:43:59 No.
1464 01:44:01 No.
1465 01:44:05 Thousands of years, turned to dust.
1466 01:44:08 This isn't how it's supposed to end.
1467 01:44:10 Hear that?
1468 01:44:16 US Air Force! C-17 s!
1469 01:44:18 - What's a C-17?- You can't bring him back, Sam.
1470 01:44:21 - There's nothing left.- Look! Look around you.
1471 01:44:25 We didn't just go through everythingwe went through for no reason at all,
1472 01:44:27 to just have it end like this.
1473 01:44:29 There is a reason that we are here.
1474 01:44:30 The voices and the symbols in my headled us here for a purpose.
1475 01:44:40 Everyone's after mebecause of what I know,
1476 01:44:45 and what I know is thatthis is going to work.
1477 01:44:48 - How do you know it's gonna work?- Because I believe it.
1478 01:45:02 You best let me out of this plane.
1479 01:45:14 Dropping the big boy. Sam!
1480 01:45:25 You think you can bring him back to lifewith that pixie dust?
1481 01:45:27 Absolutely. Let's go.
1482 01:45:39 Go!
1483 01:45:41 Let's move it.Remember, they're friendlies.
1484 01:45:54 Cover Optimus!
1485 01:45:59 Secure the village.Get those cases down here.
1486 01:46:01 I need snipers and Stingers up high.
1487 01:46:03 So, we just dropped off 10 tons ofdead robot in the middle of nowhere.
1488 01:46:07 I hope this little kid knowwhat he's doing.
1489 01:46:09 Yeah, me too.
1490 01:46:16 Got a visual! Yellow team! Four clicks!
1491 01:46:22 Pop flare!
1492 01:46:26 - That's them, right there. See the flare?- Right over there! See it?
1493 01:46:40 Sam!
1494 01:46:53 Oh, God. Please, God! Please.
1495 01:46:55 Leo, stop freaking out. Stop freaking out.
1496 01:46:57 Shut this guy up, huh?
1497 01:46:58 - Please, just let me live, just let me live!- Shut up and let him drive!
1498 01:47:00 - Just stop screaming...- All right, that's it!
1499 01:47:04 I can't take that guy anymore.
1500 01:47:19 Hide in the dust! Use the dust!
1501 01:47:29 We've got to split up.Bumblebee, you're the decoy.
1502 01:47:31 You lead the Decepticons away,all right? I'm gonna get Optimus.
1503 01:47:34 I'll help draw their firewith Huey and Dewey there.
1504 01:47:36 You get to those soldiers.
1505 01:47:39 - I hope that dust works, kid.- Thank you.
1506 01:47:46 He's turning around. He's coming back.He's coming back.
1507 01:47:51 It's up to me.
1508 01:47:52 One man, alone,betrayed by the country he loves,
1509 01:47:55 now its last hopein their final hour of need.
1510 01:47:57 Prepare to be driven like never before,by the maestro.
1511 01:48:01 - Hey, hey! Don't go nowhere! Drive.- You'll never make it, kid.
1512 01:48:04 - I'm coming with you.- Bravery will only get you so far.
1513 01:48:07 You tased me, okay? You owe me!I'm going.
1514 01:48:10 Okay, okay. That was a test.You passed. All right?
1515 01:48:20 That thing's got alien tattoos all over it.That ain't Air Force.
1516 01:48:27 - What the hell was that?- Anyone copy?
1517 01:48:29 - Anyone there? Who's up?- Copy?
1518 01:48:32 - Radio's down.- It's dead. Comms are down.
1519 01:48:34 EMP burst.
1520 01:48:36 I see how this day is goingin this godforsaken desert.
1521 01:48:40 Yes, sir?
1522 01:48:41 - Major Lennox told me to pull the cord.- I know, sir.
1523 01:48:44 Well, what country am I in right now?
1524 01:48:47 United States.
1525 01:48:49 No, not the United States.I'm from the United States.
1526 01:48:53 I'm in the middle of nowheresurrounded by donkeys.
1527 01:48:55 Well, that was our good friend,Galloway. He's less than pleased.
1528 01:49:00 How is it that we can't reach our men,
1529 01:49:03 but he can reach me,from some random Egyptian desert?
1530 01:49:12 Nothing.
1531 01:49:14 Right, go burn an SOS. Let the eye inthe sky know we need some help.
1532 01:49:17 - Yes, sir.- Okay, boys, old school time!
1533 01:49:20 Pop some more flaresso the kid can find us.
1534 01:49:28 Look. There it is.We got a couple of miles.
1535 01:49:32 Lennox's team has the latestin quantum crypto gear.
1536 01:49:37 Can somebody tell me why we can'testablish simple radio contact?
1537 01:49:42 We're hailing them on every frequencyand mode in the book, sir.
1538 01:49:45 Our satellites in the area havegone blind. We're working it, sir.
1539 01:49:47 Damn it. Something's not right.It doesn't add up.
1540 01:49:51 Contact the Jordanians, seewhat air assets they've got in the area,
1541 01:49:55 and get Egypt's General Salam.
1542 01:49:57 Ask him to clear some USV overflightsin Egyptian airspace.
1543 01:50:01 We need an assistin confirming visuals now.
1544 01:50:04 Scramble Predators now.
1545 01:50:06 V-1, rotate.
1546 01:50:20 We still have a mile that way.
1547 01:50:27 Come on.
1548 01:50:32 This way. This way.
1549 01:50:38 - One man, alone...- Stop saying that!
1550 01:50:41 ...betrayed by the country he loves!
1551 01:50:43 Oh, my goodness.I'm in the car, okay? You're not alone.
1552 01:50:45 Just relax. You're with the maestro.
1553 01:50:57 I don't think he's still following us.
1554 01:50:58 I don't think he's still following us.
1555 01:51:00 That's what you think.
1556 01:51:18 Master, sorry to be the bearerof bad news,
1557 01:51:22 but the soldiers broughtthe body of Prime.
1558 01:51:25 The boy must have the Matrix.
1559 01:51:28 We cannot let him reach Optimus.
1560 01:51:31 Decepticons, begin our assault!
1561 01:51:35 We've got incoming!
1562 01:51:53 We got a whole lot of fightcoming our way.
1563 01:51:56 - How many?- About 13 of them.
1564 01:51:58 This ain't good. This ain't good.
1565 01:52:09 We're about to get our asses whupped.
1566 01:52:13 Bravo-Charlie, kneel!
1567 01:52:14 All right, those Decepticonsare searching for Sam.
1568 01:52:19 Whatever he has, he thinksit'll bring Optimus back to life,
1569 01:52:22 so our mission is to find himand get him to Optimus.
1570 01:52:25 All right, we're gonna draw firefrom the left flank. I need a scout team.
1571 01:52:28 I'm leading.
1572 01:52:29 Go up through the middlewith Arcee and Ironhide!
1573 01:52:31 All right, when you seethe precious cargo,
1574 01:52:33 I want you to pop green smoke andcome back through those pillars.
1575 01:52:36 We'll have the ambush set. All right.Let's go. Move out!
1576 01:52:48 You ever see that filmGunfight at the O.K. Corral?
1577 01:52:52 - With Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas?- No, why?
1578 01:52:58 - Looks like we're right in the middle of it.- Is that good?
1579 01:53:03 A lot of people died.
1580 01:53:23 Hide!
1581 01:53:26 - V¨¢monos, amigos!- Oh, my God!
1582 01:53:32 - Hit the deck!- Oh, my God!
1583 01:53:50 Sam, Sam.
1584 01:53:52 I don't think they saw us.
1585 01:53:55 Get down. Get down. Get down.
1586 01:53:57 Okay. Listen.
1587 01:54:00 Once it's clear, we run for Optimusas fast as we can, okay?
1588 01:54:05 What if it doesn't work?
1589 01:54:07 It's gonna work.
1590 01:54:09 - What if it doesn't?- It's gonna work. It'll work.
1591 01:55:48 Up, up, up!
1592 01:56:00 Get ready to jump!
1593 01:56:20 We got a half-mile. I don't thinkthe soldiers know we're here.
1594 01:56:26 Fall back!
1595 01:56:26 Fall back!
1596 01:56:27 - Ironhide, up the middle!- Ironhide, move it!
1597 01:56:31 Let's go! Go, go!
1598 01:56:40 Devastator!
1599 01:56:44 We're trapped! There's nowhere to go.We're gonna die.
1600 01:56:46 If we're going out, we're going outlike men, understand?
1601 01:57:19 Look at this mother...
1602 01:57:21 Mean robots suck!
1603 01:57:33 Hang on! Hang on, okay?
1604 01:57:41 - Simmons!- Don't let go!
1605 01:57:43 Hang in there, I got you! Just hang in.
1606 01:57:49 I don't want to die!
1607 01:57:52 Kung fu grip, boy. Kung fu grip!
1608 01:57:54 You ain't getting me!
1609 01:58:00 He dead. He got so ate.
1610 01:58:03 - Who's your daddy now, huh?- He got all ate up.
1611 01:58:06 The only safe place is right under it.
1612 01:58:08 - Run at it. Run for its feet! Move it!- Yeah.
1613 01:58:18 You should've never eaten me!I'm gonna bust your face up!
1614 01:58:27 Oh, my God!
1615 01:58:31 Nobody mess with me! In your face!
1616 01:58:34 Keep fighting, Mudflap!
1617 01:58:37 Oh, my God!
1618 01:58:44 Nobody messes with the twins.
1619 01:58:49 I got you... My bad!
1620 01:58:54 Man! You shot me in the face!
1621 01:58:57 - Stay under it!- Yeah, stay under it!
1622 01:59:03 Come on.
1623 01:59:20 Judy!
1624 01:59:27 - Sam! Sam!- What?
1625 01:59:30 Sam! Sam!
1626 01:59:36 Sam!
1627 01:59:37 - Sam!- Dad!
1628 01:59:47 Wait, wait!
1629 01:59:49 Please listen to me!I want you to run! Run!
1630 01:59:53 Dad, just stop!They don't want you, they want me!
1631 01:59:56 - Oh, God!- Wait!
1632 01:59:57 Sam Witwicky.
1633 01:59:59 Don't hurt them. This is what you want.You don't want them.
1634 02:00:03 - Go! Go!- Please, stop!
1635 02:00:05 - Stop!- Listen to your father!
1636 02:00:06 Just get out of here!
1637 02:00:09 Just don't hurt them.I know what you want.
1638 02:00:11 Just go! Just go!
1639 02:00:13 And I know that you need mebecause I know about the Matrix.
1640 02:00:17 - Don't do it, Sam...- Please, Dad.
1641 02:00:19 - They're going to kill us all anyway!- Here's what you want, right here.
1642 02:00:23 Bumblebee!
1643 02:00:38 Kill him, Bee. Kill him.
1644 02:01:17 - Stay tight, Ma.- Come on. Get in here.
1645 02:01:34 - Bee?- Yeah.
1646 02:01:39 - Hey!- I don't know
1647 02:01:40 what's going on, but we've got to move!
1648 02:01:46 There's got to be a way out of here!
1649 02:01:50 Judy, get back, get back, get back.
1650 02:01:53 Against the wall! Against the wall!Against the wall. Against the wall.
1651 02:01:57 Bee! Bumblebee!
1652 02:02:00 You get them somewhere safe,all right?
1653 02:02:04 You've got to get in the carand get to safety.
1654 02:02:06 No, this isn't up for discussion!
1655 02:02:08 - You're my son! You're my son!- I know.
1656 02:02:10 - Dad...- We all go together!
1657 02:02:11 - Listen...- We're all going together!
1658 02:02:12 Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car.He's gonna get you to safety.
1659 02:02:16 You know, you run.You don't stop, you don't hide, you run.
1660 02:02:18 You hear what I'm saying, okay?I'll find you when you're safe.
1661 02:02:21 - No.- You've got to let me go, Dad.
1662 02:02:22 - You have to let me go. You have to.- Ron.
1663 02:02:28 Ron. Ron, let him go.
1664 02:02:33 You come back! Come on.
1665 02:02:35 Ron! Mikaela! Mikaela!
1666 02:02:37 - Go with my parents.- I'm not gonna go without you.
1667 02:02:51 Move to cover!
1668 02:02:57 We got Jordanians!
1669 02:02:58 We got help!
1670 02:03:06 Down!
1671 02:03:24 You okay, soldier?
1672 02:03:26 We're gonna help you, soldier. Let'sget these wounded clear of the bird.
1673 02:03:29 Stay still. Stay still. Don't move.
1674 02:03:31 You all right, young man?You have a radio?
1675 02:03:35 Hey, kid, it's been nice knowing you.Remember what I did for my country.
1676 02:03:41 This is my moment.
1677 02:03:43 You're crazy!
1678 02:03:46 ETA to station, two minutes.
1679 02:03:48 - Put it on the main screen.- Sir. Yes, sir.
1680 02:03:50 Predator 01.
1681 02:04:02 Shit, it's a trick.
1682 02:04:03 Commence Operation Firestorm.Send everyone.
1683 02:04:06 - Get those Marines on the ground.- Roll in strike packages...
1684 02:04:07 - Get those Marines on the ground.- Roll in strike packages...
1685 02:04:09 Task Force Ripper, execute Lightning.
1686 02:04:31 - Spotted Sam!- Sam!
1687 02:04:34 Ironhide!
1688 02:04:36 Follow us to the pillars.We'll take you to Optimus.
1689 02:04:41 Get out, Sam! Get to the pillars!
1690 02:04:45 Let's go.
1691 02:04:50 Oh, God. This is it. The pyramid's builtright over the machine.
1692 02:04:53 If they turn that machine on,no more sun.
1693 02:05:00 Not on my watch.
1694 02:05:02 Not on my watch.
1695 02:05:16 USS Stennis. Identify.
1696 02:05:17 Where the hell are you?Watching the Weather Channel?
1697 02:05:20 SportsCenter?I Dream of Jeannie or something?
1698 02:05:22 We got 300 satellites up there.Where the hell are all our men?
1699 02:05:26 Identify yourself.
1700 02:05:28 What is your name, sailor?
1701 02:05:30 Wilder, Captain of theUSS John C. Stennis aircraft carrier.
1702 02:05:36 Okay, Captain Wilder.
1703 02:05:38 This is Agent Seymour Simmonsof Sector Seven.
1704 02:05:40 There is the motherof all non-biologicals
1705 02:05:42 getting ready to blow up our sun.
1706 02:05:44 Do you want to have a throwdownabout my lack of clearance
1707 02:05:46 or do you want to help savea gazillion lives?
1708 02:05:49 All right, Agent Simmons. I'm listening.
1709 02:05:59 Five clicks west of the Gulf,
1710 02:06:00 Five clicks west of the Gulf,
1711 02:06:02 we got ourselves an alienremodeling a pyramid.
1712 02:06:05 Our one hope is a prototype weaponcalled a rail gun,
1713 02:06:08 - shoots a steel projectile at Mach 7.- That's classified.
1714 02:06:11 Don't talk to me about classified,all right?
1715 02:06:15 Now, if you've got a battleshipin the Gulf, which I know you do,
1716 02:06:17 you tell them to ready that weapon!
1717 02:06:21 Contact destroyer USS KIDD.
1718 02:06:24 Alpha Team, flank left!
1719 02:06:26 This way! Move it!
1720 02:06:30 - Where do you need us, sir?- Protect those in the line of fire.
1721 02:06:32 Let's go! Go!
1722 02:06:38 Give me your Comms. Come on. Epps!
1723 02:06:45 Right now, we need air support, ASAP!
1724 02:06:47 Have troops in contact 20 milesnorthwest. Radar contact.
1725 02:06:50 Proceed to 88 Alpha Sierra...
1726 02:06:55 B-1, snap 090.
1727 02:06:57 You are approved to drop your2,000-pound JDAMs.
1728 02:07:06 - What you got?- I couldn't get to them, sir.
1729 02:07:08 They're 600 meters awayand they're heading right for the pillars.
1730 02:07:10 All right. Precious cargo's coming!
1731 02:07:13 Move!
1732 02:07:25 Curse you!
1733 02:07:40 Sam! Spotted Sam!
1734 02:08:15 - Come on!- 2-2 covering fire.
1735 02:08:16 Two civilians, 12 o'clock!
1736 02:08:26 Cover for us!
1737 02:08:34 Hold the air strike!We're rescuing civilians!
1738 02:08:50 Keep firing!
1739 02:08:57 Come on! Mikaela!
1740 02:08:59 Come on! Get in here!
1741 02:09:02 Look who showed up.
1742 02:09:04 You better have a good reason for usto be here.
1743 02:09:06 - Where's Optimus?- He's right over there,
1744 02:09:08 across the courtyard.
1745 02:09:10 - I got to get to him right now.- Not with an air strike coming.
1746 02:09:12 I have to get to him right now.
1747 02:09:16 Go. Back, back, back, back.
1748 02:09:18 - Go.- Listen up...
1749 02:09:23 Okay.
1750 02:09:28 Incoming!
1751 02:09:30 Stick the landing.
1752 02:09:33 Behold the glory of Jetfire!
1753 02:09:37 Now let me show you how we broughtthe pain in my day!
1754 02:10:01 I'm too old for this crap.
1755 02:10:02 Keep going, man, 15 rounds of fighting.
1756 02:10:25 I am directly belowthe enemy's scrotum.
1757 02:10:29 25.7 meters above sea level,29.32 north.
1758 02:10:33 - Kill track, 5205...- Target acquired.
1759 02:10:35 - Killing track.- Two, one...
1760 02:10:38 Fire!
1761 02:10:53 Yeah! Yeah!
1762 02:10:55 B- 1's time on target, 30 seconds.2,000-pound JDAMs inbound.
1763 02:10:59 We're gonna make a break throughthe B's on my command, okay?
1764 02:11:01 You guys stick with me, youunderstand? You stay on my ass.
1765 02:11:04 - 1-1 tally orange smoke.- I hope these F-16s got good aim.
1766 02:11:08 - Yeah? Why is that?- I told them to hit the orange smoke.
1767 02:11:13 You mean that orange smoke?
1768 02:11:14 It wasn't my best toss, okay?
1769 02:11:16 - Viper, thunder.- Run!
1770 02:11:28 Incoming!
1771 02:11:32 Come on!
1772 02:11:54 Sam!
1773 02:12:03 Run!
1774 02:12:07 Die!
1775 02:12:15 Sam!
1776 02:12:32 Hold your fire!
1777 02:12:36 Sam!
1778 02:12:39 Stay back! Mikaela, stay back!
1779 02:12:44 Fucking do something!
1780 02:13:21 - Sam! Sam!- Sam! Sam! Sam! Sammy! Sam!
1781 02:13:29 - Let me go!- Come on, you got to move.
1782 02:13:31 - You got to move, come on.- We got no pulse.
1783 02:13:34 Starting CPR.
1784 02:13:35 - I have to see my kid! I got a son...- Sammy!
1785 02:13:39 Sam!
1786 02:13:42 - Clear.- Ready to shock.
1787 02:13:44 - Clear!- Ready to shock. One, two, three.
1788 02:13:50 Do it again!
1789 02:13:57 No!
1790 02:14:00 Okay, listen to my voice.I love you and I need you.
1791 02:14:06 Please. Please, come back to me.Sam, please!
1792 02:14:10 I love you.
1793 02:14:21 Where am I? Where am I?Am I dead? Am I dead?
1794 02:14:26 We have been watching youa long, long time.
1795 02:14:32 You have fought for Optimus,our last descendant,
1796 02:14:36 with courage and with sacrifice,the virtues of a leader,
1797 02:14:43 a leader worthy of our secret.
1798 02:14:46 The Matrix of Leadership is not found,it is earned.
1799 02:14:52 Return now to Optimus.
1800 02:14:54 Merge the Matrix with his spark.
1801 02:14:57 It is, and always has been, your destiny.
1802 02:15:07 Sam!
1803 02:15:14 I love you. I love you.
1804 02:15:54 Boy, you returned for me.
1805 02:15:59 A living Prime.
1806 02:16:03 I don't believe it!
1807 02:16:15 My Matrix!
1808 02:16:23 Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
1809 02:16:25 Get up, Prime!
1810 02:16:29 Oh, no.
1811 02:16:31 He's turning on the machine!You got to stop him! Get up!
1812 02:16:35 Optimus!
1813 02:16:39 Fallen, my master.
1814 02:16:41 My brothers could not stop me from this.
1815 02:16:46 Yes, now I claim your sun.
1816 02:16:53 - Move!- Enemy target, top of pyramid. Engage!
1817 02:16:56 Engage! Engage!
1818 02:17:03 In moments, we'll be at firing strength.
1819 02:17:22 All my Decepticon life, I never dida thing worth doing until now.
1820 02:17:27 Optimus, take my parts
1821 02:17:30 and you will have a poweryou've never known.
1822 02:17:34 Fulfill your destiny.
1823 02:17:42 Jolt! Electrify!
1824 02:17:45 Transplant those afterburners.
1825 02:18:05 Let's roll.
1826 02:18:09 Fire mission on the pyramids.
1827 02:18:23 This planet will be dark forever.
1828 02:18:49 Die, like your brothers!
1829 02:18:52 They were your brothers, too.
1830 02:19:23 Starscream!
1831 02:19:38 You picked the wrong planet.
1832 02:19:43 Give me your face.
1833 02:19:53 I rise.
1834 02:19:55 You fall.
1835 02:20:00 No, no.
1836 02:20:04 Not to call you a coward, Master,
1837 02:20:07 but sometimes cowards do survive.
1838 02:20:13 This isn't over.
1839 02:20:43 It took all this for you to tell me thatyou love me.
1840 02:20:47 You said it first.
1841 02:21:40 Thank you, Sam, for saving my life.
1842 02:21:44 Welcome.
1843 02:21:46 Thank you for believing in me.
1844 02:21:53 Our races united by a historylong forgotten
1845 02:21:57 and a future we shall face together.
1846 02:22:01 I am Optimus Prime,
1847 02:22:04 and I send this message so that ourpasts will always be remembered,
1848 02:22:09 for in those memories, we live on.
1849 02:22:35 So glad you could join us,Professor Einstein.
1850 02:22:39 Yeah, I was kind of busy.
1851 02:22:43 Okay.