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1 00:03:54 Burt. Shut thatbloody thing up.
2 00:04:00 Do you know what timeit is? Burt!
3 00:04:03 Burt! You stupid old bastard!
4 00:04:06 What do you thinkyou're doing?
5 00:04:08 Sorry George,what did you say?
6 00:04:10 Do you know what time it is?
7 00:04:11 I'm sorry, I've got a heckof a lot to get done today.
8 00:04:14 And you know what they say."The early bird catches the worm".
9 00:04:18 Well, if you do this again,one more time, I'm calling the cops.
10 00:04:24 And how aboutmowing your lawns?
11 00:04:26 Its a bloody disgraceto the neighborhood.
12 00:04:34 Oh, alright.
13 00:04:42 Hi, kid.
14 00:05:00 Here we are, the...
15 00:05:02 perfect recipe...
16 00:05:05 two of Chevy...
17 00:05:08 one of Ford.
18 00:05:13 I think those '36 Chevy pistons...
19 00:05:18 must have a touch of titaniumor something in them.
20 00:05:20 They come up real good,you know.
21 00:05:23 Hey the kettle's boiling.
22 00:05:25 Make yourself useful,make some tea.
23 00:05:32 Can we have a biscuit too?
24 00:05:35 - What?- Can I have a Gingernut?
25 00:05:38 Yeah, you know where they are,help yourself.
26 00:05:45 Now you stay over there,stay there.
27 00:05:56 - Right.- What are you doing for Christmas, Burt?
28 00:05:59 Christmas? I don't know.Why?
29 00:06:01 Are you anglingfor a present or something?
30 00:06:03 - No, I wondered if you were going away.- No...
31 00:06:07 no time for Christmas, lad.Got a lot of work to do.
32 00:06:11 I only managed twenty seventest runs this year.
33 00:06:14 You know, twenty four on the beachand three on the road.
34 00:06:17 All illegal like.
35 00:06:20 I was going a bit over the speed limit,I'll have to admit.
36 00:06:23 - How fast were you going?- I don't know, I haven't a clue.
37 00:06:26 Tha漵 why I have to get upto Bonneville.
38 00:06:30 Found out how fast she will go.
39 00:06:48 Now, there you go.
40 00:06:50 Got to get the piston outof the mould...
41 00:06:53 and Bob's your uncle.
42 00:06:55 Right, this is...
43 00:06:57 the last partof the operation now.
44 00:07:00 To chill the metal.
45 00:07:02 It heat treats it.Right, watch yourself.
46 00:07:08 Thats where I got the waterfor the kettle from.
47 00:07:11 Well, you know, it gives the teaa nice tang of titanium, doesn't it?
48 00:07:16 Now this bloke,he once asked me...
49 00:07:18 "How do you heat treat your pistons?"And I said: "I don't, mate"...
50 00:07:22 I just, you know, bung themin cold water and Bob's your uncle".
51 00:07:26 And he said:"Well, thats the heat treatment"...
52 00:07:29 and he just laughed andshook his head and walked away like.
53 00:07:33 Well, look this could bethe perfect piston.
54 00:07:36 It blooming well ought to be,I've made hundreds of them.
55 00:07:39 Look at them all up there,all blown to smithereens.
56 00:07:43 - You made all those?- Yeah, I did. Look perfect.
57 00:07:47 Beautiful, no inclusions see?
58 00:07:50 Now Tommy, does your mother havea carving knife I could borrow?
59 00:07:55 Carving knife? Yeah?
60 00:07:57 Yeah.I need a good sharp knife.
61 00:08:07 Hang on.
62 00:08:08 - Thomas, what are you up to?- Nothing, Mum.
63 00:08:11 Can I have some breadand peanut butter?
64 00:08:13 Ok, but make sure you put everythingaway when you've finished.
65 00:08:17 Sorry about that.
66 00:08:27 Tom.
67 00:08:29 - Don't forget the wood.- No, Mum.
68 00:08:36 Right.
69 00:08:39 I hope to get as much...
70 00:08:41 rubber off as possible.
71 00:08:44 It has to be perfectly bald,like that, you see.
72 00:08:47 - Why's that?- Well, at high speed...
73 00:08:51 the centrifugal force...
74 00:08:53 expands the tyre and...
75 00:08:56 it rubs againstthe frame of the bike.
76 00:09:00 Have to be careful not to cutthrough the cords though.
77 00:09:05 - Why do you pee on your lemon tree?- What?
78 00:09:08 Why do you pee on yourlemon tree?
79 00:09:14 - Who says I do that?- Mum says she sees you...
80 00:09:16 every morning andshe goes on and on about it.
81 00:09:19 Does she?
82 00:09:22 Well, its good for it. You shouldn'twaste anything in this world, sonny.
83 00:09:27 - Well, I'd better be off home.- Alright then.
84 00:09:30 Mum gets a bit cross ifI stay over here too long.
85 00:09:32 She does.
86 00:09:35 - Are you finished with the knife?- Not yet, I'll drop it by later.
87 00:09:40 No, don't do that,I'll pick it up after school tomorrow.
88 00:09:43 Alright.
89 00:09:46 - Bye.- Cheerio.
90 00:09:57 - Burt Munro.- Yeah.
91 00:09:59 I believe you havemy carving knife.
92 00:10:01 - Oh yes.- And my sharpener.
93 00:10:05 Hang on, here we are.
94 00:10:11 Well, thanks a lot, love.
95 00:10:22 G'day Frank. How are you?
96 00:10:24 Oh not bad, could be better,could be worse.
97 00:10:26 I see your front tyre's goinga bit flat on you there, Burt.
98 00:10:30 Yeah, well, the good news is,its only flat on the bottom.
99 00:10:34 I'll see you tomorrow nightfor the fun and games.
100 00:10:36 I漧l be a good one.
101 00:10:40 Hello, Fran.
102 00:10:42 - Give us the lot will you? The usual.- One pension check. Coming up.
103 00:10:47 Fran...
104 00:10:49 I want to ask you a question,the answer to which is...
105 00:10:55 a definite yes.
106 00:10:56 - Alright, Fran?- Alright.
107 00:10:59 Yes.
108 00:11:01 What is the question, Burt?
109 00:11:03 Would you feel inclined to,you know, accompany...
110 00:11:07 an impeccable young gentlemanto a local do tomorrow night?
111 00:11:13 You're asking me on a date,Burt Munro?
112 00:11:16 Well, yeah, I supposeI am actually, aren't I?
113 00:11:20 - Would you?- You're on.
114 00:11:29 - Hello, son.- Hey, Burt.
115 00:11:31 Thats disgusting.
116 00:11:34 It is, isn't it?
117 00:11:36 All dressed upfor the do tonight...
118 00:11:39 and I couldn't getmy best shoes on...
119 00:11:41 because my toe nails had grownlike oyster shells.
120 00:11:44 Alright...
121 00:11:46 this should do the trick.
122 00:11:49 There, look at that.
123 00:11:51 Little twinkle toes.
124 00:11:59 - Thanks, Burt.- Right on.
125 00:12:10 - Evening, Burt.- Thank you...
126 00:12:12 - this is Fran.- Hello, Fran.
127 00:12:15 Thank you very much.
128 00:12:17 - Hello, Duncan.- Burt.
129 00:12:19 Just going to say hello and be backin a second, love, alright?
130 00:12:24 - How are you?- Bike going well?
131 00:12:27 Yeah, not too bad.
132 00:12:28 - Happy birthday, Burt.- Thanks a lot, mate.
133 00:12:31 This is a bit ofa surprise, isn't it?
134 00:12:34 Would you like to buya raffle ticket or two?
135 00:12:36 - Whats it for?- Porky the Pig plus two dozen beers.
136 00:12:39 We're raising money to sendBurt to the USA. Our mate, Burt.
137 00:12:45 Hello. Come on and dance.
138 00:12:49 - Whats this? The twist?- This is the twist. You know the twist?
139 00:12:53 Come twist with me.
140 00:12:57 See you can twist.
141 00:13:01 - Thats it, thats it.- This must be it, the atomic invasion.
142 00:13:05 Then the air clearsand the dust settles down.
143 00:13:08 You look outside,have they leveled the town?
144 00:13:11 But there, in the yard...
145 00:13:14 so briskly alive...
146 00:13:16 stands Burt Munro's trusty...
147 00:13:18 old Indian Scout '45.
148 00:13:26 That was a wonderfultribute to Burt.
149 00:13:28 Now come on Burt, we want you upon stage, come on...
150 00:13:31 come on, up you come.
151 00:13:36 I hope all of you have boughta raffle ticket tonight...
152 00:13:40 because we believe Burt will putthe Southland Motorcycle Club...
153 00:13:44 on the map.
154 00:13:56 Whats going on out there?
155 00:13:58 Get out of here.
156 00:14:02 Oh, dear.
157 00:14:10 Well folks, it looks likeI've cracked it, I've um you know.
158 00:14:15 You Burt Munro?
159 00:14:17 - What did he say?- I said, are you Burt Munro?
160 00:14:20 Are you looking for old Burt?
161 00:14:22 I don't know,anyone seen Burt anywhere?
162 00:14:24 Anyone seen Burt?
163 00:14:26 - No, he's...- You are, you're Burt Munro.
164 00:14:29 You're the old codger,rides the Army Indian right?
165 00:14:32 That old joker.Burt Munro. Yeah.
166 00:14:35 Yeah, thats me I think.
167 00:14:37 Now the, ah, young fella,the army Indian is a real dog...
168 00:14:41 what I've got is the...
169 00:14:44 genuine article,the 1920 V twin Scout.
170 00:14:48 - Thats the one with the pedals, right?- Don't put up with that, Burt.
171 00:14:53 No, well. Well, I don't know what sort ofpush bikes you monkeys came into town on...
172 00:14:58 but I know my old timer would trashthe backsides of whatever they are.
173 00:15:04 - I don't think so, granddad.- No.
174 00:15:07 Well, why don't you chapsput your money where your mouth is?
175 00:15:12 You're on. You old coot.
176 00:15:17 - Looks like they've chickened out, Burt.- What?
177 00:15:20 - Looks like they've chickened out.- They're here.
178 00:15:24 They're here.
179 00:15:29 Thats nice of themto show up isn't it?
180 00:15:39 A hundred saysthe Indian comes last.
181 00:15:42 Right.
182 00:16:06 Come on, Burt.
183 00:16:09 Ready, steady...
184 00:16:12 go.
185 00:16:17 Come on, give me a push.
186 00:16:21 - Come on.- Come on, Burt.
187 00:16:23 Give me a push.Come on, push hard.
188 00:16:28 Bugger it.
189 00:16:32 Bugger it.
190 00:16:35 Come on! Go!
191 00:17:20 Bugger!
192 00:17:21 Nice bike, granddad.
193 00:17:23 Loser.
194 00:17:43 Thanks, fellas.
195 00:17:44 - Better luck next time.- Better luck, Burt.
196 00:17:52 There you go.
197 00:17:53 - Well, thanks, love.- Careful, its hot.
198 00:17:58 Well, at least I gave thema good run for their money.
199 00:18:01 On the downward leg anyway.
200 00:18:04 Burt... Whats it going to costto get over to America?
201 00:18:07 Sorry, love.What did you say?
202 00:18:09 How much is it gonna costto get over to America?
203 00:18:12 I don't know,about two thousand I'm told.
204 00:18:15 And how much moneyhave you got now?
205 00:18:19 Apart from today's disasterand the dough from last and you know...
206 00:18:23 the pension moneyI've been saving...
207 00:18:27 I'm about twelve hundred and 75 dollars,United States dollars, I reckon.
208 00:18:32 Well, I could lend you some money.
209 00:18:34 Thats very kind of you Fran love, but no.I couldn't do that love. No, thanks.
210 00:18:39 Well, there must besomething you can do.
211 00:18:42 Well, I haven't told anyoneelse this, Fran, but...
212 00:18:45 I don't reckon I'll be gonna Bonneville.I reckon not this year anyway and...
213 00:18:51 you know, seven hundred dollarsis a lot of money to find...
214 00:18:55 and the boat leaves in five days.
215 00:19:01 Except I would like to seehow fast she would really go...
216 00:19:06 before I fall off the perch as it were.Before I ah, kicked the old bucket.
217 00:19:21 Hello, Lloyd.
218 00:19:23 Gidday, Burt.
219 00:19:25 Shame about the fall.
220 00:19:26 Well, I'm stillin one piece aren't I?
221 00:19:29 Good,what are you having tonight?
222 00:19:30 Specialty of the house,pea, pie and pud.
223 00:19:33 - Thats five bob.- Alright.
224 00:19:35 Burt? Why don't you take outa mortgage on your house?
225 00:19:39 - What house?- Well, your property.
226 00:19:41 I mean its worth something.
227 00:19:44 Here you are.
228 00:19:46 Burt Munro,look at the color of your hands.
229 00:19:48 - Whats the matter with them.- You're gonna wash those mitts...
230 00:19:51 before you put themanywhere near me.
231 00:19:53 There we are.
232 00:20:28 Wakee, wakee.
233 00:20:30 Time to rise...
234 00:20:32 and shine.
235 00:20:35 Burt, you're a sweetie.
236 00:20:38 Got to get out of here beforethe neighbors spot me.
237 00:20:46 Burt, this tastes a bit odd.
238 00:20:50 Its metallic.
239 00:20:53 You are my sunshineMy only sunshine
240 00:20:57 Oh, crikey!
241 00:20:58 What?
242 00:21:00 I've got a pain in my chest.
243 00:21:03 He's in the shed, hurry.
244 00:21:09 Mum, Dad,something's happened to Burt.
245 00:21:19 Burt, whats wrong with you?
246 00:21:21 I'll be alright Tommy,don't worry about me.
247 00:21:24 - Are you sure?- Yeah.
248 00:21:47 What are you all staring at?Dirty old men need love too.
249 00:21:55 - Mr. Munro.- Hello.
250 00:21:57 So, whats the story, Doc?
251 00:22:00 - I'm sorry, its not good news.- Oh, yeah. Well, fire away.
252 00:22:06 You've had an attack of angina.
253 00:22:09 You have arterial sclerosis.
254 00:22:11 And whats that?
255 00:22:13 Its a narrowingof the arteries from the heart.
256 00:22:16 Oh, dear.
257 00:22:17 Yeah, I'm afraid there's not too muchwe can do for you at your age...
258 00:22:19 other than suggesting youtake it easy.
259 00:22:23 Look if you have another attack,pop one of these under your tongue...
260 00:22:26 let it dissolveand then swallow the saliva.
261 00:22:28 The pain should be gonein thirty seconds.
262 00:22:31 - Yeah, what do you call these things?- Trinitrate pills.
263 00:22:35 Um better known as nitro glycerine.
264 00:22:37 - The stuff you blow things up with.- Yes, but in much smaller quantities.
265 00:22:40 Alright.
266 00:22:43 Will this have any affect onme riding my bike?
267 00:22:48 Unfortunately, I think yourmotorcycling days are over.
268 00:22:52 Like hell they are.
269 00:23:08 It won't be much longer.
270 00:23:17 Springfield.
271 00:23:20 Springfield.Thats where the Indians come from.
272 00:23:24 - Indians?- Yeah, the Indians...
273 00:23:27 from Springfield,Massachusetts.
274 00:23:30 The world's greatestmotorcycle.
275 00:23:33 - Is that so?- Thats right.
276 00:23:36 - You can come through now.- Alright, thank you.
277 00:23:39 Yeah, Springfield.
278 00:23:43 The plan is for meto drive up to Timaru and...
279 00:23:47 then me and my bike...will catch a boat to the US of A to...
280 00:23:52 Los Angeles,and the boat leaves on Saturday.
281 00:23:55 And I'll buy a carin Los Angeles...
282 00:23:58 and drive up to Utah,to the Bonneville Salt Flats.
283 00:24:01 - Its really important you do this trip?- Sure is mate, you know.
284 00:24:05 Ever since I was a lad I've beeninterested in things that go fast...
285 00:24:09 you know thingsthat rolls and go and...
286 00:24:11 at Bonneville things go real fast.Its...
287 00:24:15 this giant dried up lake bed...
288 00:24:18 and it goes for milesand miles and its dead flat...
289 00:24:21 and you can drive a vehicle justas fast as it will go and its.
290 00:24:25 So its one of the few placeson earth...
291 00:24:28 where you can find out just whatyou're machine is capable of.
292 00:24:33 In fact here I'm on the, thats me on thefront of the New Zealand Motorcyclist.
293 00:24:37 Thats the Indian there.
294 00:24:39 - Very good!- Yeah, a few years ago.
295 00:24:41 So I'd best be off soon...
296 00:24:43 because I don't know how much longerI've got to live you see.
297 00:24:46 Yes, I don't thinkI heard that last statement.
298 00:24:48 I said I don't knowhow much longer I've got to live.
299 00:24:50 I heard you the first time.
300 00:24:52 So... tell me, Burt.
301 00:24:54 What are you offeringas collateral for this loan?
302 00:24:57 Well, my tools, my bits and pieces, mytrophies and a lot of things like this.
303 00:25:02 Well, I don't think they'd beof much interest to the bank...
304 00:25:05 I think we'd be looking forsomething more substantial.
305 00:25:07 Something like the deedof title to your property.
306 00:25:12 - Did you get the money?- Yep, I'm off on Thursday.
307 00:25:16 Thursday? That soon?I wish I could come too.
308 00:25:20 Oh, maybe next time.
309 00:25:23 Thomas. Its dinner time.Come home now.
310 00:25:26 - Nearly finished, Mrs. Jackson.- Yeah, Mum, we're almost finished.
311 00:25:32 See you after dinner, Burt.
312 00:25:35 Alright, lad.
313 00:25:44 Hey, not so fast.
314 00:25:46 I'm the record breaker.
315 00:25:50 Where are you going?
316 00:25:53 And thats the...
317 00:25:56 before I put the...you know, the streamliner on it.
318 00:26:03 Whats that one?
319 00:26:05 Thats a girlfriend of minewhen I first bought the bike.
320 00:26:09 It was a long time ago that was.
321 00:26:14 Aren't you scared you'll killyourself if you crash?
322 00:26:17 No...
323 00:26:18 you...
324 00:26:20 live more in five minuteson a bike like this...
325 00:26:24 going flat out than some peoplelive in a lifetime.
326 00:26:27 And...
327 00:26:29 yeah, more in five minutes.Thats my Dad there.
328 00:26:35 And my mum.
329 00:26:38 They're all gone.
330 00:26:41 God, its gone by so fast!
331 00:26:44 You know,danger is the spice of life...
332 00:26:47 and you've got to take a risk every nowand again haven't you, son?
333 00:26:50 You know thatswhat makes life worthwhile.
334 00:26:55 And you know,having some nice ladies around...
335 00:26:59 will you pick out my bike?
336 00:27:02 - You really don't get scared?- No, no.
337 00:27:07 You know...
338 00:27:08 when I was a boyabout your age...
339 00:27:11 I had a little twin brotherwhose name was Ernie...
340 00:27:14 and one day our Dad was outthe back cutting down a tree...
341 00:27:19 and...
342 00:27:21 suddenly it got hung up, the treethat is, it got stuck on something and...
343 00:27:27 Ernie went to go and help.All of a sudden the tree...
344 00:27:31 slipped and fell on himand killed him stone dead.
345 00:27:40 I always remember that.
346 00:27:43 Anyway, since then I've always triednever to be scared of anything.
347 00:27:48 Although I must say before...
348 00:27:49 a big bike event I dosometimes get nervous, you know...
349 00:27:54 if the butterfliesin my stomach were cows...
350 00:27:59 I'd be able to starta dairy farm.
351 00:28:04 Thats funny.
352 00:28:06 When they took you off in the ambulanceto the hospital. What happened?
353 00:28:10 I don't know, just a touchof indigestion I think.
354 00:28:13 Yeah, thats all it was. There's nothingwrong with me, don't you worry about me.
355 00:28:17 And anyway at my age...
356 00:28:19 any day above groundand vertical is a good day.
357 00:28:23 Listen, you take careof this until I get back alright?
358 00:28:27 - What happens if you don't come back?- We'll talk about that then shan't we.
359 00:28:33 - Hey, Burt?- Yeah.
360 00:28:35 Don't forgetto mow your lawns will you?
361 00:28:37 - What?- Don't forget to mow your lawns.
362 00:28:39 My Dad goes on and on about it.
363 00:28:41 He does, does he?
364 00:28:43 He says it lowers the propertyvalues of the neighborhood.
365 00:28:47 Well, oh dear,we can't have that can we?
366 00:29:14 What are you doing?
367 00:29:15 Hello, son.I'm just getting rid of the grass.
368 00:29:20 Burt, what the hellare you doing this time?
369 00:29:23 Oh, like you said GeorgeI'm getting rid of the grass...
370 00:29:27 being a good neighborbefore I leave tomorrow.
371 00:29:30 Tom, Tom!Get back inside now!
372 00:29:33 Now!
373 00:29:36 Honestly, Burt!
374 00:29:41 - What are they doing here?- It might be the fire, Burt.
375 00:29:53 Right, the tyre goes in first.
376 00:29:56 Thats it.
377 00:29:58 Thats it, Jeff. You've got it.
378 00:30:01 This goes in here.
379 00:30:04 Pills...
380 00:30:06 license, passport.
381 00:30:08 Right, lets see,I've got everything?
382 00:30:12 Spectacles, testicles,watch and wallet.
383 00:30:15 What are you laughing at?
384 00:30:17 I'm on my way.
385 00:30:19 - Dad says to call us collect.- What?
386 00:30:21 Dad says to call us collect.
387 00:30:23 - Thats nice of him.- Tell us how you get on.
388 00:30:26 Thank you.
389 00:30:27 Thats our phone number.
390 00:30:30 - Do you think you'll break the record?- Well, I hope so.
391 00:30:34 Dad doesn't thinkyou can do it.
392 00:30:38 Is that what he said?
393 00:30:40 He said everyone thinks that.
394 00:30:43 Well...
395 00:30:45 Except me.
396 00:30:52 You're a good boy, Tom.
397 00:30:59 I'll tell you something, son.
398 00:31:01 If you don't follow through on yourdreams, you might as well be a vegetable.
399 00:31:06 What type of vegetable?
400 00:31:08 I don't know...
401 00:31:10 a cabbage.
402 00:31:12 Yeah...
403 00:31:14 a cabbage.
404 00:31:17 There you are.Don't lose it, will you?
405 00:31:19 - I promise I'll look after it.- Right.
406 00:31:23 So keep an eye on the placefor me won't you, Tom.
407 00:31:27 And...
408 00:31:29 don't forgetto feed the fowls.
409 00:31:31 - Thats my job.- Yeah.
410 00:31:33 And...
411 00:31:34 you can givethe eggs to Mum and...
412 00:31:38 what else is there?
413 00:31:40 Oh, yes...
414 00:31:42 you can pee on my lemon treefor me if you like, while I'm away.
415 00:31:46 And there's nothing wrongwith peeing on your lemon tree...
416 00:31:49 as Confucius used to say, its the bestnatural fertilizer in the world.
417 00:31:53 - Who's Confucius?- He's some bloke who lives up in Dunedin.
418 00:31:56 Thanks for you help, chaps.
419 00:31:58 - Good luck, Burt.- Thanks, Jeff.
420 00:31:59 - You show them over there in the States.- I will.
421 00:32:02 Take it easy, Burt.
422 00:32:03 Thats not one of the thingsI'm planning on doing, George.
423 00:32:06 Cheerio, love.
424 00:32:07 Good luck.
425 00:32:09 Cheerio, my friend.
426 00:32:10 If you don't go when you wanna gowhen you do go, you'll find you're gone.
427 00:32:13 - I'll see ya.- See ya, Burt.
428 00:32:15 Bye, Burt.
429 00:32:17 - Good luck.- Cheerio.
430 00:32:19 See ya, Burt.
431 00:32:33 Look at that!
432 00:32:44 Well, Fran,I'm finally on my way.
433 00:32:52 I thought some moreof the blokes from the club...
434 00:32:55 would have droppedby to see me off.
435 00:32:58 Well, they probably hadto work today.
436 00:33:01 Yeah. Yeah, thats right.
437 00:33:03 Yeah, young Tom tells me...
438 00:33:07 that no one thinksI can do it.
439 00:33:09 - Do you think I can do it, Fran?- I don't know, Burt.
440 00:33:13 I don't think it really mattersone way or the other.
441 00:33:21 You know, I read something once,years ago.
442 00:33:25 I learnt it off by heart.
443 00:33:28 It was Theodore Rooseveltsaid it...
444 00:33:32 its notthe critic that counts...
445 00:33:36 not the man who points outhow the strong man stumbles...
446 00:33:41 or where the doer of deedscould have done them better.
447 00:33:48 The credit belongs to the manwho is actually in the arena.
448 00:34:01 Wind your window down!Down.
449 00:34:04 What?
450 00:34:05 Some beer money.
451 00:34:07 - What?- Some beer money.
452 00:34:10 I don't drink.
453 00:34:12 Good luck.
454 00:34:14 - You go well.- Thanks, mate.
455 00:34:16 Show them Kiwi's can fly.
456 00:34:17 Yeah, I'll bring you backthe Statue of Liberty.
457 00:34:21 Good on you mate,thanks a lot.
458 00:34:41 Hey, not so fast!
459 00:34:45 Crikey!
460 00:34:48 Take it easy, mate!
461 00:34:52 I thought it was a goner.
462 00:35:01 Better get going.
463 00:35:02 Yeah, alright...
464 00:35:04 take care of the old jalopy,won't you?
465 00:35:08 - You look after yourself.- I will.
466 00:35:10 You've got your pillsand everything, right?
467 00:35:12 Yeah, yeah, right as rain.
468 00:35:18 - You come back in one piece.- I will, cheerio.
469 00:35:32 Where's the Captain?
470 00:35:33 Down below.
471 00:35:35 - Down the gangway there.- Thanks.
472 00:35:38 There we are.
473 00:35:39 I'm looking for the Captain.
474 00:35:42 Thats me.
475 00:35:44 My name's Burt Munro.
476 00:35:49 I'm supposed to do a job to workmy passage to Los Angeles.
477 00:35:53 - Yeah, well, I hope you can cook.- Cook?
478 00:35:57 - I'll give it a go.- There's the galley.
479 00:36:04 Crikey!
480 00:36:06 Who does the dishes, mate?
481 00:36:08 You.
482 00:36:15 Smells good.
483 00:36:17 What do you havefor us today, Burt?
484 00:36:19 Its good Kiwi tucker.
485 00:36:23 Don't let Burt see youdoing that.
486 00:36:26 Here, don't spoil itwith all that sauce.
487 00:36:29 - Sorry, Burt.- Stone the crows!
488 00:36:36 Are you going to watchthe movie, Burt?
489 00:36:38 - Whats that?- Are you going to watch the movie?
490 00:36:41 - Whats it called?- Broken Barrier.
491 00:36:45 - Its supposed to be good.- Is Jane Russell in it?
492 00:36:49 There's a spare seatover here, Burt.
493 00:36:59 Smoke?
494 00:37:00 - No. Not for me, mate.- You don't smoke Burt?
495 00:37:02 No, I don'tand thats why people say to me...
496 00:37:05 how do you keep goingat your age, Burt...
497 00:37:07 and I say,well because I don't smoke...
498 00:37:09 so I'm telling you young monkeys,don't smoke.
499 00:37:12 You can laugh,but my Dad said...
500 00:37:15 why contaminate your lungswith tobacco smoke?
501 00:37:18 The only thing you accomplish withsmoking is destroying your lungs...
502 00:37:21 - and shortening your life.- Kill the lights.
503 00:37:27 Is Jane Russell in this?
504 00:37:30 Go well, Burt.
505 00:37:32 - Thanks, mate.- Not for this.
506 00:37:41 - Good luck to you, Burt.- Thanks.
507 00:37:43 Remember what I said.Don't smoke.
508 00:37:45 I'm trying.
509 00:37:47 Cheerio, mates. See ya.
510 00:37:50 Welcome to the United States.Customs to the left.
511 00:37:52 Thank you, good to be here.
512 00:37:54 G'day.
513 00:38:02 G'day.
514 00:38:03 Please, stand behind the yellow lineuntil you are called, sir.
515 00:38:06 Whats that?
516 00:38:07 - Behind the yellow line.- Yellow line?
517 00:38:19 G'day.
518 00:38:20 Passport and customs declaration,please sir.
519 00:38:24 There you are.
520 00:38:31 How long do you intendto stay in the United States?
521 00:38:33 However long it takes me to getto Bonneville and back.
522 00:38:38 And the purpose of your visit?
523 00:38:40 To set a land speed recordon my Indian.
524 00:38:44 Indian?
525 00:38:46 Mr. Munro...
526 00:38:47 - So this is your first time to America?- Yes, sir.
527 00:38:49 You gave some rather odd answersto the Officer...
528 00:38:52 so we just have a few furtherquestions we'd like to ask you.
529 00:38:54 - Well, fire away.- Well, lets go over again what you said.
530 00:38:58 Now what exactly do you intend to dohere in the United States?
531 00:39:01 Well, set a land speed record.
532 00:39:04 - And how do you intend to do that, sir?- On my motorcycle.
533 00:39:08 Its in the hold of the shipat the moment and...
534 00:39:11 they're going to unload it tomorrow.Its an Indian, a 1920 Indian Scout...
535 00:39:17 modified somewhat.
536 00:39:19 You know what?
537 00:39:21 - I think I've read about your bike.- Yeah?
538 00:39:23 Yeah, it was in Popular Mechanics,a couple of years ago.
539 00:39:27 Thats right, thats me.
540 00:39:28 A Leslie Hobbs from Christchurchsent that story.
541 00:39:32 What was it?Fastest motorcycle in Australia?
542 00:39:35 Yeah, and in New Zealand.
543 00:39:39 Well, I guess you're legitimate,Mr. Munro.
544 00:39:41 It sounds like we should be veryhonored to have you here in America.
545 00:39:44 - Well, thank you.- We're going to give you six months...
546 00:39:47 that should be time enoughto get the job done.
547 00:39:51 - Welcome to the USA.- Thank you very much.
548 00:39:54 - Good luck, sir.- Thank you.
549 00:40:03 - Gears in the trunk.- What?
550 00:40:04 Bags in the back.
551 00:40:06 Bag, back!
552 00:40:08 Don't worry about me,I'll do it myself.
553 00:40:11 Strewth!
554 00:40:26 Sit in the back, in the back!
555 00:40:28 - What?- You, in the back!
556 00:40:32 Tell you something, mate,you don't want to get old around here.
557 00:40:39 Ta ra.
558 00:40:42 - Where to?- What?
559 00:40:44 - Where to?- Hollywood.
560 00:40:47 Yeah, I want to go to Hollywood,I want to see the film stars.
561 00:40:50 Okay, we go to Hollywood.
562 00:40:53 Where in Hollywood?
563 00:40:55 A motel on Sunset Boulevard...
564 00:40:59 I hear thats a pretty great street.
565 00:41:02 I don't know who you talking to lately.Which motel?
566 00:41:05 I don't know...
567 00:41:06 a recommended one.
568 00:41:08 Come on man, what do you thinkI am, an encyclopedia?
569 00:41:10 Drop me somewhereand I'll sort it out myself.
570 00:41:22 Must have a bitelectricity bill here.
571 00:41:29 Firestone...
572 00:41:31 Shell.
573 00:41:34 Its all about cars, isn't it?I've never seen so many cars.
574 00:41:38 - You say something, man?- I said I've never seen so many cars.
575 00:41:42 Got to get around somehow.
576 00:41:49 Look, there's a bowling alley.Do you bowl?
577 00:41:59 Whats he honking his horn about?
578 00:42:04 Jesus!Crikey, did you see that?
579 00:42:07 That blokes backing into thatgeaser's car.
580 00:42:10 He's crazy, he's nuts.
581 00:42:13 He did it again.
582 00:42:16 Don't stare, there's a lot ofcrazy people in this town.
583 00:42:18 I've never seen anythinglike that before.
584 00:42:31 - This should do...- Whats the damage?
585 00:42:34 US$28, plus bag...
586 00:42:36 - US$29.- What?
587 00:42:39 Did you just saywhat I thought you said?
588 00:42:42 - Are you deaf?- What?
589 00:42:44 - Are you deaf?- Yeah, I am a bit deaf, but I'm not stupid.
590 00:42:48 - How much did you say it was?- US$29.
591 00:42:51 No, I don't want to buy the cab, mate.I just want to pay the fare, thats all.
592 00:42:55 - Where you from?- What?
593 00:42:57 - You a British?- No, you must be joking...
594 00:43:01 I'm no Pommie,I'm from New Zealand.
595 00:43:03 Well, this is America.
596 00:43:05 And the fare, right there on the meter,US$29.
597 00:43:09 Open your walletand let the moths out.
598 00:43:11 I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
599 00:43:13 There you go, US$29.
600 00:43:16 - No, don't forget the tip.- What?
601 00:43:18 Yes, we tip in America.
602 00:43:21 Ten percent.
603 00:43:22 - How much?- Ten percent.
604 00:43:26 Oh yeah, there you go, ten cents.
605 00:43:36 Excuse me, sir.
606 00:43:37 - You look like a generous man, sir.- What?
607 00:43:40 - You look like a generous man.- Oh do I?
608 00:43:42 Yes you do. Would you like to buya flower to give to someone special?
609 00:43:45 Well,sorry I don't have any cash.
610 00:43:48 Don't worry,the money goes to a good cause.
611 00:43:50 Its for an organizationthat helps needy people.
612 00:43:53 Oh alright, well, how much is it?
613 00:43:55 - Just give what you can afford.- Alright, well.
614 00:43:59 They all look the same to me.They're all green.
615 00:44:01 - Yes, thats why we call them green backs.- That looks like a one.
616 00:44:04 - Look there's one.- No, thats a ten.
617 00:44:06 - Thanks, you have a good day.- No, thats a ten.
618 00:44:08 Hey come on miss, thats a ten.
619 00:44:10 I didn't want to pay that much.
620 00:44:12 Hey, come back.
621 00:44:18 - Hey baby.- What do you want?
622 00:44:20 - You wanna go?- Go where?
623 00:44:22 - Go inside.- I'm going inside.
624 00:44:25 I'll take you around the world.
625 00:44:28 I've just come from halfwayaround the world.
626 00:44:29 15 bucks, baby.
627 00:44:31 15 bucks.
628 00:44:33 No, sorry, go away.
629 00:44:42 Hello.
630 00:44:48 - I need a room.- A room will cost you five bucks an hour.
631 00:44:51 I'm planning on stayinga wee bit longer than that.
632 00:44:53 - How long?- I don't know, a couple of days I guess.
633 00:44:56 - Double occupancy?- What?
634 00:44:58 Double occupancy?
635 00:45:00 No, just me, myself and I.
636 00:45:03 Will it cost a lot becauseI can't afford a lot.
637 00:45:08 - You a member of Triple A?- What?
638 00:45:10 - Are you a Triple A member?- Never heard of them.
639 00:45:13 Never heard of Triple A?
640 00:45:14 No Miss Brittle Britches,I have not heard of Triple A.
641 00:45:19 Okay, lets just sayyou are a member doll.
642 00:45:21 - Alright.- Thatll save you ten percent.
643 00:45:24 How does 22 bucks a night sound?
644 00:45:27 That much? Is that cheap?
645 00:45:30 Honey, thats cheaper than cheap.
646 00:45:34 - Whats your name?- Tina Washington.
647 00:45:38 Well, Tina Washington,
648 00:45:39 I want you to have this,it might cheer you up a bit.
649 00:45:42 Get some of that muckoff your pluck.
650 00:45:44 Well, thank you.
651 00:45:46 Thats the first nice thingthats happened round here all week.
652 00:45:49 You're welcome.
653 00:45:50 My name's Burt Munro.From New Zealand.
654 00:45:53 I'm from down under.
655 00:45:55 Well, hello, Burt Munrofrom New Zealand down under.
656 00:45:57 I tell you,I've had a heck of a night.
657 00:46:00 Welcome to Hollyweird.
658 00:46:54 Hello?
659 00:46:55 Anybody home?
660 00:46:59 - Hello, Tina.- Good morning, Burt.
661 00:47:01 You still here?
662 00:47:04 Thats why you wereso crabby last night.
663 00:47:07 Don't you ever get any sleep?
664 00:47:09 I work a night shift.
665 00:47:10 I'm out of here as soon as Jamesturns up and he's late.
666 00:47:14 Yeah, could you phonethis number for me?
667 00:47:17 Yeah, its a shipping companyand they've got a big box of mine...
668 00:47:21 and I want to know howto arrange to get it.
669 00:47:27 No, you talk to them,they'll never get my accent.
670 00:47:29 Okay, what do you want meto ask them? One moment please.
671 00:47:32 Ask them when a Burt Munro's boxcontaining the motorcycle...
672 00:47:36 will be ready for pick up.
673 00:47:38 Hello, I'm callingfor Mr. Burt Munro.
674 00:47:41 Yes, he'd like to know when the boxcontaining his motorcycle...
675 00:47:44 - will be available for pick up.- What ship?
676 00:47:46 - What ship?- Rangatira from New Zealand.
677 00:47:49 The Rangatira from New Zealand.
678 00:47:51 - Its arrived.- So he can claim it?
679 00:47:55 Tomorrow from the Long Beachcustoms holding area.
680 00:47:58 Okay, thank you, I'll tell him.Bye-bye.
681 00:48:00 That was pretty fast.
682 00:48:02 You're late.
683 00:48:05 I can't stand another minute inthis place. Let me buy you breakfast.
684 00:48:12 Well, this is great.
685 00:48:14 You know, I've never seena menu with photographs before.
686 00:48:19 - Are you ready to order, sir?- What?
687 00:48:21 - Are you ready?- Oh yes...
688 00:48:24 I think the Double Delight,thats for me.
689 00:48:28 - How would you like your eggs?- What?
690 00:48:30 How would you like your eggs?
691 00:48:32 Well, I'd like them cooked.
692 00:48:35 Sunny side up? Over easy?
693 00:48:38 - I don't know, whatever you recommend.- Over easy's best.
694 00:48:42 Alright, eggs over easy.
695 00:48:44 Make that two.
696 00:48:45 Over easy.I must remember that.
697 00:48:48 Yeah, I like this Americanbreakfast thing.
698 00:48:52 Its good.
699 00:48:54 So my girl, where's the best placefor me to get a used car?
700 00:48:59 The Valley.
701 00:49:01 After breakfast I couldtake you there.
702 00:49:03 Oh Well, thank you.
703 00:49:06 And I'm not a girl.
704 00:49:10 I'm a boy.
705 00:49:16 I thought there was somethinga little odd about you.
706 00:49:18 But hey,you're still a sweetheart.
707 00:49:24 Yep.
708 00:49:39 Thanks a million, Tina.
709 00:49:41 Hey,there are stacks of cars here.
710 00:49:43 - I'll be back in the motel later on.- Bye.
711 00:49:47 Bye.
712 00:49:54 How may I help you, sir?
713 00:49:56 Yeah, I want to buy a car,a cheap car, a very cheap car.
714 00:50:00 Well, you've cometo the right place, amigo.
715 00:50:02 In fact, if you can find cars like thisany cheaper, they're probably stolen.
716 00:50:07 My name's Burt, Burt Munrofrom New Zealand. Nice to meet you.
717 00:50:11 I'm Fernando from El Salvador,nice to meet you, Mr. Munro.
718 00:50:13 - You can call me Burt.- Alright, Mr. Burt.
719 00:50:16 So how much were you lookingto spend here Mr. Burt?
720 00:50:20 Not a lot Fernando...
721 00:50:21 I haven't got much left afterthe cab ride I took yesterday.
722 00:50:25 You want US$399 for this?
723 00:50:28 It sounds a bit sick.
724 00:50:30 Well, what would you offer me?
725 00:50:32 Listen, I'll give you US$200if you'll do me a favor.
726 00:50:36 Through in the useof your workshop...
727 00:50:39 and some of that junkI see lying around...
728 00:50:42 I've got to knock upa trailer...
729 00:50:45 to drag my bike overto Bonneville.
730 00:50:47 Thats not a favor,US$325 is a favor.
731 00:50:49 No, US$225.
732 00:50:53 You're a tough customer, Mr. Burt,but I like you...
733 00:50:56 I'm going to give it to you for US$250and you can use the workshop...
734 00:50:59 but only at nightand keep the noise down.
735 00:51:01 What about tonight?
736 00:51:02 Yeah, yeah, tonights ok.
737 00:51:04 Stop the car, lets getthis thing running properly.
738 00:51:22 There that sounds better.
739 00:51:25 - Let me drive.- Okay, come on.
740 00:51:28 She's singinglike a bird now.
741 00:51:31 Oh, she's a good old girl,isn't she?
742 00:51:33 There we are, alright.
743 00:51:42 - You make a left here, Mr. Burt.- Alright.
744 00:51:49 The buggers are in the wrong lane.
745 00:51:51 Stop the car, stop the car.
746 00:51:55 Turn, turn, this way.
747 00:51:58 Stop, stop the car.
748 00:52:02 Keep your shirt on.
749 00:52:06 - Scoot over, you stupid old bastard.- Thought I was back in New Zealand...
750 00:52:09 we drive on the other sideof the road over there.
751 00:52:12 Yeah? You're going to getus all killed.
752 00:52:16 Well, you're not in New Zealand,you're in America.
753 00:52:19 - I know it.- We drive on the right side of the road.
754 00:52:31 Burt.Let me give you some advice.
755 00:52:36 When you're driving,not only here in America...
756 00:52:39 but anywhere's around the world...
757 00:52:41 the driver should alwaysbe in the centre of the road.
758 00:52:44 In the centre.If you're not in the centre...
759 00:52:47 you're on the wrong side of the road.Okay?
760 00:53:00 You want this right here?
761 00:53:05 Thats it.
762 00:53:06 Yeah, good.
763 00:53:08 Got it.
764 00:53:09 Its 3 am in the morning.
765 00:53:11 Yeah, time flieswhen you're having fun, doesn't it?
766 00:53:15 You know, when I told you thatyou could use the workshop at night...
767 00:53:18 I didn't mean all night.My wife's gonna kill me.
768 00:53:21 You take yourself off homeand I'll have a snooze...
769 00:53:24 in the back of the carand you know, mate...
770 00:53:27 I'll lock up the placebefore I go to sleep.
771 00:53:29 Seems to me a whole lot of effortto sell a lousy US$250 motorcar.
772 00:53:33 Okay, Mr. Burt, you pull the door down.Have a good night.
773 00:53:37 Fernando.Where do I take a leak around here?
774 00:53:43 - Leak?- Yeah, a pee...
775 00:53:44 trouble with the old prostrate,you know.
776 00:53:47 Yeah, go straight through those doors,there's a door there that says Caballero...
777 00:53:51 Alright.
778 00:53:52 Well, I'll see you in the morning,early okay?
779 00:53:55 Good night.
780 00:53:57 Where were we?
781 00:54:02 Burt?
782 00:54:04 Good morning, Mr. Burt.
783 00:54:09 - So did you get it all finished?- Yeah.
784 00:54:12 All I need to do is find a coupleof wheels and I'll be ready to roll.
785 00:54:16 Well, you know, I have some wheelsin the back you can have...
786 00:54:19 - if you just do me a favor.- Say the word.
787 00:54:25 Crank her now, Fernando.
788 00:54:28 Good.
789 00:54:30 - Burt?- Yeah?
790 00:54:32 You're a god damned genius.
791 00:54:33 Thank you.
792 00:54:34 Hey listen, why you gotta go?
793 00:54:36 Why don't you stick around here a while?I'll pay you well.
794 00:54:38 Sorry, mate, I've got to getto Bonneville by the 23rd...
795 00:54:41 thats when speed week starts andyou know, gotta hit the road.
796 00:54:45 - Well, you've always got a job here.- Thanks mate, I'll see ya.
797 00:54:48 - Best of luck to you.- Ta ra.
798 00:54:51 This guy is really good.
799 00:55:05 Hello, love.
800 00:55:06 I was worried about you.
801 00:55:08 Housekeeping said you didn'tsleep in your bed all night.
802 00:55:12 Do I get a discount for that?
803 00:55:14 I doubt it.
804 00:55:15 I need you to show me on a maphow to get to Long Beach...
805 00:55:18 - so I can pick up my bike today.- I'm finished here in 15 minutes.
806 00:55:21 I'll come with you.
807 00:55:25 Not a bad set of wheelsfor 250 bucks eh?
808 00:55:28 - You sure itll make it to Utah?- Yeah.
809 00:55:31 This old girl will get youto New Zealand and back.
810 00:55:34 Here...
811 00:55:36 - hop in my fair, lady.- Thank you.
812 00:55:40 The bloke who sold me this car,he gave me a good tip...
813 00:55:43 he said always rememberthat the driver, thats me...
814 00:55:46 should be on the centreof the road.
815 00:55:49 - Look out, look out!- Alright.
816 00:55:51 In New Zealand we always driveon the other side of the street.
817 00:55:56 - You do?- Yeah, sorry about that.
818 00:55:59 Do you want me to drive?
819 00:56:00 No, its alright,I have to get used to it, haven't I?
820 00:56:06 This should be customsright here.
821 00:56:08 Right.
822 00:56:15 - Hello.- May I help you, sir?
823 00:56:17 Yeah, my name's Burt Munro andI've come to pick up my motorcycle...
824 00:56:21 I came into port two days agofrom New Zealand...
825 00:56:24 and on a freightercalled Rangatira...
826 00:56:27 and I was told to come hereto clear it through customs.
827 00:56:31 - Mr. Munro.- Yeah, Munro...
828 00:56:33 M U N R O.
829 00:56:38 - Wait here a moment, sir.- Thank you.
830 00:56:43 Mr. Munro is herefor that damaged shipment.
831 00:56:49 - Mr. Moonro.- Munro.
832 00:56:52 - Come with me please, to the storage area.- Is there a problem?
833 00:56:54 Your consignmenthas suffered some damage.
834 00:56:57 Oh, no.
835 00:56:59 Why the heck did I bother to paintthese arrows on the side of it then?
836 00:57:03 Thats the way it wasdelivered here unfortunately.
837 00:57:05 Well, what happened to it?
838 00:57:07 My information is thatten tons of fertilizer...
839 00:57:09 was inadvertentlyloaded on top of your box...
840 00:57:11 while it was in the hold. If I wasyou I'd sue the shipping company.
841 00:57:13 Sue? I haven't got time to wastemy bloomin' life suing anybody.
842 00:57:17 Get some of your blokes to pull...
843 00:57:19 this right side up sowe can get into the motorcycle...
844 00:57:21 and see what damagehas been done.
845 00:57:25 Alright, fellows,lets get it unwrapped.
846 00:57:31 The tail looks alright.
847 00:57:38 No damage so far.
848 00:57:41 Oh no damage at all.
849 00:57:43 Good.
850 00:57:44 - Lucky it was packed so well.- Yes, its a blimmin' miracle.
851 00:57:49 Well, the old Indian livesto fight another day.
852 00:58:00 Well, thanks a million, Tina.
853 00:58:02 I don't know what I would have donewithout you today...
854 00:58:04 you're the real salt of the earth,you know?
855 00:58:06 Are you sure you wouldn't liketo come home for dinner tonight?
856 00:58:09 - I can't, love.- I could cook you a meal.
857 00:58:11 I've got to get this show on the road,get out of Dodge as they say.
858 00:58:14 Okay, my good friendfrom Kiwi land.
859 00:58:17 - You stay in touch, won't you?- I will.
860 00:58:19 Here's my phone number.
861 00:58:21 - Call me and tell me how you're doing.- I will. Can I call collect?
862 00:58:24 You can try.
863 00:58:32 - Its a good job I think you're a woman.- I am a woman.
864 00:58:35 Yeah, right. Ta ra love, see ya.
865 00:59:05 - Morning.- Morning.
866 00:59:09 Fill her up, would you please?
867 00:59:11 Regular or Ethol?
868 00:59:13 Who's Ethol?
869 00:59:15 Alright...
870 00:59:18 I'll take Ethol.
871 00:59:25 - Hello, young fella.- Hello.
872 00:59:27 - Is this a rocket ship?- What?
873 00:59:30 Is this a rocket ship?
874 00:59:32 I hope so.
875 01:00:13 Oh Gosh.
876 01:00:21 Whats happened to you?
877 01:00:27 Oh well.
878 01:00:32 Lets have a look at ya.
879 01:00:50 Got ya!
880 01:00:54 Come on!
881 01:01:06 I thought we were goingto make it you and me...
882 01:01:09 and now look whats happened.
883 01:02:04 - Hello, mate.- Got a problem?
884 01:02:06 Yeah. Am I glad to see you.
885 01:02:09 Yeah, I've lost a wheel, help me getmy rig back on the road, will you?
886 01:02:13 Okay, I'll see.
887 01:02:15 My name's Burt, Burt Munro.
888 01:02:18 Jake.
889 01:02:19 - You Indian?- Yes.
890 01:02:22 Well, this here could bethe world's fastest Indian.
891 01:02:25 Well, at least until just now.
892 01:02:27 She's a bit heavy mind you.
893 01:02:29 So lets take it easy,one, two, three.
894 01:02:33 Right.You live around here, Jake?
895 01:02:52 What do you want to ridethat contraption for?
896 01:02:55 Thats a good question.
897 01:02:59 Well, I guess the rewardis in the doing of it.
898 01:03:04 Jake, I'm dying for a pee.Where do I go?
899 01:03:08 There's a little buildingright there.
900 01:03:10 I've got a touch of prostratetrouble now.
901 01:03:13 I have similar problems.
902 01:03:15 I thought you blokes would have...
903 01:03:17 some magic curesfor that sort of thing.
904 01:03:19 Well, we have.
905 01:03:21 One old remedy is ground updog balls...
906 01:03:24 - but I prefer prostrate trouble.- Yeah, I bet you do, mate.
907 01:03:31 I got you!
908 01:03:34 Jake, gotta get going,gotta hit the road.
909 01:03:38 - Burt, I have something for you.- Whats that then?
910 01:03:42 Whats this?
911 01:03:44 - For good luck.- Oh yeah?
912 01:03:46 I've never worn jewellery before.Thanks, mate.
913 01:03:50 I've got something for you too,hang on about.
914 01:03:54 Right...
915 01:03:55 lets see.
916 01:04:01 I've got this, its a spare one,I made it myself.
917 01:04:04 - What do I do with this?- You got a hacksaw?
918 01:04:07 Just slice the top of it,through where the gudgeon pin goes...
919 01:04:09 and itll make a great ash tray.
920 01:04:11 Not that I approve of smoking,mind you.
921 01:04:13 - Thank you very much.- Thanks a lot, mate. So long.
922 01:04:15 - Sorry we couldn't fix your trailer.- Thats alright, I'll get there somehow.
923 01:04:19 Burt?
924 01:04:20 What?
925 01:04:22 For the prostrate.
926 01:04:23 Use with water,plenty of water.
927 01:04:26 It tastes bad. Really bad.
928 01:04:28 Dogs balls huh?
929 01:04:30 Well, thanks a lot mate.See ya.
930 01:05:34 Hello.
931 01:05:38 Anyone home?
932 01:05:48 Hello.
933 01:05:49 Hello, there.
934 01:05:53 I've got a spot of botherwith my trailer, lost a wheel.
935 01:05:58 - You're not from around these parts.- No, I'm from down there.
936 01:06:02 - What?- I'm from down under...
937 01:06:05 The other side of the world,New Zealand.
938 01:06:07 Southern most cityin the British Empire.
939 01:06:09 Called Invercargill.
940 01:06:11 One of the most beautifulcities on Earth.
941 01:06:14 Name's Burt Munro.
942 01:06:16 Burt? Ada.
943 01:06:17 - What?- Ada.
944 01:06:20 There she is.
945 01:06:28 We got some problems here,yes sirree.
946 01:06:31 I tell you what you need to do.
947 01:06:33 Cannibalize the stuffed axelout of that old Ford right there.
948 01:06:37 Lucky for youI've got some welding gear.
949 01:06:39 - We'll get a new wheel on there pronto.- Good.
950 01:06:51 Thats got it.
951 01:06:54 When you are...
952 01:06:56 finished there...
953 01:06:58 I've got something thatI want to show you.
954 01:07:01 Yeah, whats that?
955 01:07:04 Never you mind.
956 01:07:06 You just get that wheel onthere right.
957 01:07:21 Why'd you bring me out here?
958 01:07:23 I want to show you this.
959 01:07:26 What?
960 01:07:27 Right here.
961 01:07:35 I laid my old boy to resttwelve years ago next week.
962 01:07:39 I sure miss him.
963 01:07:41 I sure do miss the old boy.
964 01:07:44 He did his level best.
965 01:07:47 He did.
966 01:07:49 I always figured a man'slike a blade of grass...
967 01:07:51 he grows up in the spring,strong and healthy and green...
968 01:07:54 and then he reaches middle ageand he ripens as it were and...
969 01:08:00 in the autumn they,like a blade of grass...
970 01:08:03 he finishes just fades awayand he never comes back.
971 01:08:07 Just like a blade of grass.
972 01:08:09 I think when you're dead,you're dead.
973 01:08:12 I've always thought that,since I grew up.
974 01:08:15 Is that your philosophy?
975 01:08:18 Well, I don't know,yeah, I suppose it is...
976 01:08:19 when you get to my age thesethoughts cross your mind sometimes.
977 01:08:26 Jump!
978 01:08:28 Jump!
979 01:08:30 Sideways, you fool,sideways!
980 01:08:33 My God, man, haven't you everseen a snake before?
981 01:08:36 No, we don't get snakesin New Zealand.
982 01:08:37 Good God,I ought to move there.
983 01:08:41 - Where's he going?- Damn rattlers!
984 01:08:43 - Any more around here? Oh, God.- Fancy this?
985 01:08:46 You come all this wayto bite the dust up at Boot Hill?
986 01:08:52 That would be a laugh,wouldn't it?
987 01:08:55 Be a laugh.
988 01:08:57 There you go, there you go.
989 01:08:59 Oh, my God!
990 01:09:07 Where you gonna sleep tonight?
991 01:09:11 I don't know, I've no idea.
992 01:09:15 I don't know.
993 01:09:37 I had a strange dreamlast night.
994 01:09:41 I dreamt about my late...
995 01:09:44 twin brother, Ernie.
996 01:09:48 I thought he was in the room herelooking down on us.
997 01:09:54 I guess its allthat fun and games...
998 01:09:58 at the graveyard.
999 01:10:03 I suppose.
1000 01:10:04 Oh, well.
1001 01:10:06 Getting old ain't for the faintof heart I'll tell you that.
1002 01:10:10 Oh, God. What have you doneto my back, Ada?
1003 01:10:16 I am getting old.
1004 01:10:20 Come on old girl, make me a cup of tea,I've got to hit the road.
1005 01:10:24 Ada, come on, you haven't diedin our sleep, have you, old girl?
1006 01:10:28 - Make me a cup of tea.- Come here, lover boy.
1007 01:10:31 I'll make it myself.
1008 01:10:33 Thanks.
1009 01:10:39 Now Burt, you promise me you're goingto pop in on your way back...
1010 01:10:42 because I can always useanother little cuddle.
1011 01:10:45 Yeah, thats what I said, Ada,thats what I intend to do.
1012 01:10:47 There's many good tune played onan old Banjo as they say.
1013 01:10:51 - And what we don't use, we lose.- Well, thats what they say.
1014 01:10:55 See ya. Ta ra, darling.
1015 01:10:57 And you have good luckwith your Indian.
1016 01:11:01 You should saybreak a leg.
1017 01:11:05 See ya.
1018 01:11:26 Gidday.
1019 01:11:28 Boy is it hot out there.
1020 01:11:31 I bet the birds fly backwardsaround here...
1021 01:11:33 to keep the dust outof their eyes.
1022 01:11:35 - What can I get you?- I'd like a cup of tea, please.
1023 01:11:39 - Cup of tea?- Yeah, best drink...
1024 01:11:41 for quenching the thirstwhen the weather's hot.
1025 01:11:44 We haven't seen a cup of teain here ever.
1026 01:11:47 We got Coors, we got Schlitzor Miller or Coke and whiskey.
1027 01:11:53 Well, I'll have coke then.
1028 01:12:00 You know smoking's bad for you,don't you?
1029 01:12:03 - Is that so?- Yeah.
1030 01:12:05 Personally I don't smokeand I don't drink.
1031 01:12:08 I had the right educationfrom my dad on that one.
1032 01:12:10 He was like King James the first,great anti-smoking man.
1033 01:12:15 Sounds like you're on a oneman crusade there grandpa.
1034 01:12:18 Yeah, well, you're born with onepair of lungs so why destroy...
1035 01:12:21 them with that muck?
1036 01:12:24 Where are you from?Where's your home town?
1037 01:12:26 - You English?- Heavens no...
1038 01:12:28 I'm no Pommie,I'm from Invercargill in New Zealand.
1039 01:12:31 - Where?- Invercargill.
1040 01:12:34 L-N-V-E-R-C-A-R-G-l-L-L.
1041 01:12:38 I spell it with one Lsometimes to save ink.
1042 01:12:45 - Got any of those critters over there?- Oh yes, much bigger though...
1043 01:12:49 we breed them down thereon big farms...
1044 01:12:52 and we cut off their antlers andsend them over to Hong Kong and they...
1045 01:12:55 grind the antlers into dustand they eat that stuff...
1046 01:12:59 must be some sort of aphrodisiacor something.
1047 01:13:03 Puts lead in your pencil.
1048 01:13:06 You could do with someof that, Leroy.
1049 01:13:11 Your girlfriend?
1050 01:13:14 Wife.
1051 01:13:16 Oh, dear!
1052 01:13:24 You alright?
1053 01:13:59 Did you decide to leave Jackiea tip after all?
1054 01:14:07 Look sir, if you're not feeling wellyou should drop in to the hospital...
1055 01:14:09 in the next town.
1056 01:14:12 Alright.
1057 01:14:51 Roll down your window.
1058 01:14:53 What?
1059 01:14:58 Whats the problem?
1060 01:15:00 You're parked illegally.
1061 01:15:02 - You're a danger to the passing traffic.- Am I?
1062 01:15:06 - Lets see your driver's license.- Yeah, alright.
1063 01:15:11 Here you are.
1064 01:15:19 - Where are you from?- From New Zealand.
1065 01:15:22 Thats the land of thelong white cloud. Aotearoa.
1066 01:15:26 Home of the kiwi bird.
1067 01:15:28 Well, I don't care if you're from Mars,you cannot stop here.
1068 01:15:31 Alright.
1069 01:15:32 You cannot stop on the side of this road,you're parked illegally.
1070 01:15:36 Okay, well, sorry, I was havinga bit of a heart attack and...
1071 01:15:41 well recoveringfrom one anyway.
1072 01:15:43 Yeah, well, next time,how about we stop at a proper rest area.
1073 01:15:46 Yeah, alright, okay.
1074 01:15:48 Name's Burt Munro.Sorry about that.
1075 01:15:58 Oil's OK.
1076 01:16:00 - Thank you.- Thats alright, sir.
1077 01:16:02 Excuse me.
1078 01:16:03 - Hi, there.- Hi.
1079 01:16:05 Listen, I was wonderingif I could catch a ride?
1080 01:16:08 My car, she just broke down and I'mreally trying to get to Salt Lake City.
1081 01:16:13 I'm only going as far as Wendover,thats where I'm stopping.
1082 01:16:16 Well, anything would bebetter than nothing.
1083 01:16:18 - Ain't that the truth? Hop in, mate.- Hey, thank you.
1084 01:16:23 I'm going to go seemy girlfriend...
1085 01:16:26 she just moved from LAto Salt Lake, so.
1086 01:16:29 I'm home on leave from 'Nam.
1087 01:16:31 - What?- Vietnam?
1088 01:16:33 Oh, yeah.
1089 01:16:35 Hey, what is that you'vegot strapped on back there?
1090 01:16:38 That, young fellow,is an Indian.
1091 01:16:42 Motorcycle.
1092 01:16:45 So what are you doingin Vietnam?
1093 01:16:47 I'm involvedin operation ranch hand.
1094 01:16:49 Oh, whats that?Farming or something?
1095 01:16:52 No, not exactly,we just started this program...
1096 01:16:55 we are spraying the junglefrom the air with herbicides...
1097 01:16:59 so the enemy, the Vietcong,don't have any place to hide.
1098 01:17:02 Agent Orange we call this stuff,it comes in these big old orange drums.
1099 01:17:09 How is it working out?
1100 01:17:11 Well, I'm home on two months leaveand I've got to get my arse back there.
1101 01:17:16 We should have this war done in 6 monthsor so, thats what they keep telling us.
1102 01:17:20 Can't wait to get my arse out of thereto tell you the truth.
1103 01:17:23 Yeah, I rememberthe Great War in 1914...
1104 01:17:27 I was about your age andthats what they kept telling everyone.
1105 01:17:32 Soon be over.
1106 01:17:34 20 million dead and four years laterit was still going on.
1107 01:17:38 Not as badas the big flu epidemic though.
1108 01:17:41 Killed 21 million, that did.Maybe more.
1109 01:17:45 Every day,when I left to go to work...
1110 01:17:47 my mum would spray some formalinon my shirt...
1111 01:17:52 and maybe thats whyI didn't catch it.
1112 01:17:55 Or maybe I was just lucky.You never know.
1113 01:18:00 - Knock on wood.- Yep.
1114 01:18:04 You know,life's a funny thing...
1115 01:18:06 you never knowwhats around the corner, do you?
1116 01:18:10 Your shaving brush.
1117 01:18:13 Has had its day.
1118 01:18:15 It won't achieve.
1119 01:18:17 The Modern way.
1120 01:18:21 Burma Shave.
1121 01:18:24 "She doesn't kiss yalike she used to?
1122 01:18:28 Has she seensome smoother rooster?
1123 01:18:32 Burma Shave.
1124 01:18:34 These signs we dedicate...
1125 01:18:38 to men...
1126 01:18:39 who've had no date of late.
1127 01:18:43 Burma Shave".
1128 01:18:45 Yeah, thats us.Well, you anyway.
1129 01:18:54 Look at that.
1130 01:18:56 Thats a cowboy and a half.
1131 01:19:01 I was thinking I'd come outto the Salt with you.
1132 01:19:03 I'd like to be therethe first time you see it...
1133 01:19:05 its only a couple of milesup the road so.
1134 01:19:07 Yeah, alright then,that sounds good.
1135 01:19:09 Looks like there's a lot of peoplein town for speed week, huh?
1136 01:19:12 Yeah, looks like it.
1137 01:19:16 This is it, Burt.We're gonna take a left right up here.
1138 01:19:32 Bonneville...
1139 01:19:34 I mean I can't believe it.
1140 01:19:35 I mean I'm here, I've made it.
1141 01:19:39 I've made it.
1142 01:20:08 You know, all my lifeI wanted to do something big.
1143 01:20:12 Something better and biggerthan all the other jokers.
1144 01:20:17 This is it, Bonneville.
1145 01:20:20 This is the placewhere big things happen.
1146 01:20:27 Do you realize, Rusty, the fastestman has ever gone on land is here?
1147 01:20:32 Right here, where we are now.
1148 01:20:37 Malcolm Campbell did it here,with a Bluebird.
1149 01:20:41 First guy to goover 300 mile an hour...
1150 01:20:43 and then later his son, Donald Campbellwas here with Proteus.
1151 01:20:47 He crashed at 350 mile an hourand lived to tell the tale.
1152 01:20:52 John Cobb was here.
1153 01:20:55 First guyto go over 400 mile an hour.
1154 01:20:59 All the great attempts.
1155 01:21:01 George Easton with Thunderbolt and...
1156 01:21:05 Mickey Thompsonwith Challenger.
1157 01:21:11 I'm telling you, Rusty,this place is holy ground, mate.
1158 01:21:15 Holy ground.
1159 01:21:18 And I made it here.
1160 01:21:49 Well, Burt.
1161 01:21:51 Thanks a million.
1162 01:21:52 I'll be looking for youin the record books.
1163 01:21:54 You take care out there in Vietnam,won't you?
1164 01:21:56 I'll be trying.
1165 01:21:58 - Okay, mate.- Drive safe.
1166 01:21:59 - See ya- See ya.
1167 01:23:19 God.
1168 01:23:48 Jesus.
1169 01:24:22 - Gidday.- Hey, there.
1170 01:24:27 - Its going to be a great day.- Yeah.
1171 01:24:29 Still... no wind.
1172 01:24:32 Lovely day for a run.
1173 01:24:36 Salts in good shape.
1174 01:24:37 Yeah. Firm and dry.
1175 01:24:40 Dead flat. No soft patches.
1176 01:24:42 Not like the beach.
1177 01:24:45 I can do it here.
1178 01:24:48 Yep.
1179 01:24:49 This week.Its what we're here for.
1180 01:24:56 Wow, is that yours?
1181 01:24:59 Yep.
1182 01:25:00 Gosh, she's a beauty.
1183 01:25:03 I bet she goes fast.
1184 01:25:06 - That yours?- Yeah, thats an old Indian.
1185 01:25:09 My name's Munro, Burt Munro.
1186 01:25:11 - From down under, New Zealand.- A long way from home.
1187 01:25:14 Jim Moffatt, San Jose,California.
1188 01:25:17 - Nice to meet you, Burt.- Good to meet you, Jim.
1189 01:25:19 Lets get to the start line.
1190 01:25:21 The race is about to startand all the racers are excited.
1191 01:25:26 This car is driven by Jim Moffatt,San Jose, California.
1192 01:25:30 The other pilots are...
1193 01:25:44 - Come on, guys, 15 minutes.- Come on.
1194 01:25:47 Come on, lets go.
1195 01:25:57 - Morning.- Hello, Burt Munro.
1196 01:26:00 - Mike.- Hi, Mike.
1197 01:26:02 - Are you checked in?- No, not yet.
1198 01:26:06 Well, you've got to remove the shellbefore we do the tech inspection.
1199 01:26:10 - Where do I check in?- Its just over there.
1200 01:26:12 - Thanks, fellas.- Okay.
1201 01:26:16 I gotta see this.
1202 01:26:18 Hello, I've come to check in.Munro, Burt Munro.
1203 01:26:22 Registration number?
1204 01:26:24 What?
1205 01:26:26 Registration number.I don't see your number here.
1206 01:26:29 No, its number 35.
1207 01:26:32 Its on the side of my motorcycleover there, thats my lucky number.
1208 01:26:36 Have you registered?
1209 01:26:39 No, thats whatI've come over for.
1210 01:26:41 These two blokes sent me over here,Mike and someone else.
1211 01:26:44 Sir, registration closedlast month.
1212 01:26:47 If you haven't registered,I'm sorry, you just can't run.
1213 01:26:53 I can't run?
1214 01:26:56 Well, how was I supposed to knowI should have pre-registered?
1215 01:26:59 I've come a heck of a long wayto ride my bike.
1216 01:27:02 I'm not going anywhereuntil I've done just that.
1217 01:27:04 I've come all the way from New Zealand,you know. Its a long way.
1218 01:27:07 Look, mister,we don't make the rules.
1219 01:27:09 An event like this doesn't just happenin one day, rules are rules.
1220 01:27:12 Entries closed July 31st.
1221 01:27:14 Well, crikey, I live in Invercargill,its half way round the bloody earth.
1222 01:27:18 How was I supposed to know these things?I didn't know all this stuff.
1223 01:27:21 Sir, its not our problem.
1224 01:27:23 I thought I could just turn up hereand have my bike timed.
1225 01:27:26 - You don't have to call me...- Well, you thought wrong.
1226 01:27:37 Jim Moffatt!
1227 01:27:40 Its Burt, Burt Munro.Can you come over here, mate?
1228 01:27:43 I'll be right back.
1229 01:27:45 I need a bit of help.
1230 01:27:47 Hey, Burt. Whats up?
1231 01:27:49 Well, I have these blokes tellingme I can't run my bike...
1232 01:27:53 because I'm not pre-registered.
1233 01:27:55 - You didn't register?- No, I didn't know anything about it.
1234 01:27:58 You know how it is Jim,rules are rules.
1235 01:28:01 - You should have registered months ago.- I didn't know.
1236 01:28:05 I'll have a talk with these guys later,see if I can change their minds.
1237 01:28:08 - Your blood's worth bottling.- I don't know about that.
1238 01:28:12 Look,we can talk about this later.
1239 01:28:14 Maybe you can let him gothrough tech inspection.
1240 01:28:16 Get that out of the way?Just in case we can let him ride.
1241 01:28:20 You're asking a lot.
1242 01:28:23 Alright.
1243 01:28:28 - Okay.- Alright.
1244 01:28:30 - Make me proud.- Thanks a lot.
1245 01:28:32 You give me a bitof a fright there.
1246 01:28:39 You know these don't looklike high speed tyres.
1247 01:28:42 Well, they are high speed tyres.
1248 01:28:45 Look at these hairline cracks,these tyres have got to be 25 years old.
1249 01:28:48 - What happened to the tread?- What?
1250 01:28:50 I said,what happened to the tread?
1251 01:28:52 Well, I cut it off,thats what happened to the tread...
1252 01:28:54 I cut it off with a carving knife...
1253 01:28:55 otherwise it wouldn't bea high speed tyre, would it?
1254 01:28:58 What are you talking about?
1255 01:28:59 Well, you've got to keep the weight inotherwise when you get to a high speed...
1256 01:29:03 the centrifugal force willthe tread right off, wouldn't it?
1257 01:29:05 I run them on 65 pounds of air andthat tyre's safe up to 300 miles an hour.
1258 01:29:09 I guarantee it. These are highspeed tyres and I made them.
1259 01:29:12 Well, you're going to haveto replace them.
1260 01:29:14 The suspension here isa leaf spring...
1261 01:29:16 I mean can we pass that?
1262 01:29:17 Geez, last leaf spring on a motorcyclemust have been in the 1920s.
1263 01:29:21 Well, it is 42 years old.
1264 01:29:22 - These brakes look completely inadequate.- Well, I'm planning on going, not stopping.
1265 01:29:26 Well, the brakes were oldfashioned 40 years ago.
1266 01:29:30 Is this a hinge of a gate post?
1267 01:29:32 No, thats from an old kitchen door.
1268 01:29:36 Let me just ask you what is this?
1269 01:29:40 Its a cork, what does it look like?Its a cork from a brandy bottle.
1270 01:29:43 You know, the thing is its all aboutweight. The less weight, the faster you go.
1271 01:29:47 And where's your chute?
1272 01:29:49 - What?- Where's your parachute?
1273 01:29:51 I'm not planning on bailing out.
1274 01:29:53 No wait,you've got to have a safety chute.
1275 01:29:55 Well, I can't afford one.
1276 01:29:57 These forks, if they give out we'vegot ourselves some real problems.
1277 01:30:00 I think I'd have a bit ofa problem that way, wouldn't I?
1278 01:30:03 - Where's your fire suit?- What?
1279 01:30:04 Where's your fire suit?
1280 01:30:06 Good heavens, man,I don't intend to burst into flames.
1281 01:30:08 Always wear me old suit pantsfor good luck.
1282 01:30:11 If they were good enoughto get married in...
1283 01:30:13 they're good enough to ridethis old girl in and no...
1284 01:30:15 I tuck the legs of my pantsinto my socks like this...
1285 01:30:18 stop them getting caughtin the chain and Bob's your uncle.
1286 01:30:21 You've got your suit pants,what are you gonna wear on top?
1287 01:30:23 What?
1288 01:30:24 You've got your suit pants,what do you intend to wear on top?
1289 01:30:27 Yes, a black woolen shirt, New Zealandwool, water resistant, fire resistant...
1290 01:30:32 and me bash hat.
1291 01:30:34 Bash hat?
1292 01:30:37 Yeah, crash helmet.
1293 01:30:38 You're crazy, you've got to wearat least a leather jacket on top.
1294 01:30:41 You put the bike down on the salt,its like coarse sand paper...
1295 01:30:44 its going to rubyour head right off.
1296 01:30:46 I couldn't get into the shell...
1297 01:30:47 with anything bulkier than the shirt onmy back. Its a very tight fit in there.
1298 01:30:51 Straight out of the ark.
1299 01:30:53 - What did you say?- Straight out of the ark.
1300 01:30:55 Don't be so cheeky.Whats your name, young man?
1301 01:30:59 McFarlane. Mike McFarlane.
1302 01:31:01 I knew a McFarlane, he used to sellmilking machines in Timaru.
1303 01:31:04 You must be related to himbecause he was a total prick.
1304 01:31:08 Look here, you don't even havea fire extinguisher installed.
1305 01:31:10 Mike McFarlane used to give me milkingmachine parts to make my sprockets with.
1306 01:31:15 How old are you?
1307 01:31:16 I don't know,he was about 35 when I knew him.
1308 01:31:18 No how old are you?
1309 01:31:19 His brother owned a general storedown in a place called Bulls...
1310 01:31:22 - thats a town in New Zealand.- Sir, your machine is not safe.
1311 01:31:25 I've been doing this for 43 yearsand I'm still here to tell the tale.
1312 01:31:28 Time's change, we started takingairplanes instead of riding horseback.
1313 01:31:32 - Horse power?- Horse back. Horse back.
1314 01:31:34 Horse back, yeah.I got you, yeah.
1315 01:31:36 You're too old.
1316 01:31:38 Bollocks. I may have this saggy skinon the outside...
1317 01:31:41 but on the insideI'm still 18 years old...
1318 01:31:42 and I'll give you a run for your money,young fella.
1319 01:31:46 You need some help?
1320 01:31:48 Hello.
1321 01:31:50 Rollie Free, Marty Dickerson,we're a couple of bike fans.
1322 01:31:53 - Burt Munro from Kiwi land.- Pleasure, Burt.
1323 01:31:58 You got me good there.
1324 01:32:00 Where are you staying?
1325 01:32:02 Thats my salubriousaccommodation...
1326 01:32:04 I usually sleep at nightin the back seat.
1327 01:32:07 Salubrious you say Munro, huh?
1328 01:32:09 We've been hearing a lot about you.
1329 01:32:11 Sounds like you're cuttingyour finances mighty fine.
1330 01:32:14 Yeah, you could say that again.
1331 01:32:16 We'll we're up at the Western Ridge,why don't you drop by...
1332 01:32:18 it looks as though you coulduse a good shower...
1333 01:32:20 and everybody's staying there andI bet that there's a spare bed there too.
1334 01:32:23 Thanks a lot, you yanksare classic you know that?
1335 01:32:26 You don't catch me that easily.
1336 01:32:34 Hey, Burt.
1337 01:32:35 Hello.
1338 01:32:39 The front forks couldgo at any time...
1339 01:32:41 the suspension is right outof the 1920s.
1340 01:32:43 Got hairline cracks allover his tyres...
1341 01:32:46 he's got no fire extinguisher,no safety chute.
1342 01:32:49 I told you, if its a time problem, theold guy's welcome to use some of my time.
1343 01:32:52 Its not a time problem,its a bike problem.
1344 01:32:55 Well, I think we oughtto let him run.
1345 01:32:57 He came all the way fromNew Zealand to do this.
1346 01:32:59 Jim, have you had a good lookat his machine?
1347 01:33:02 All I know is the man'sthe genuine article.
1348 01:33:04 Yeah, but the bike isthe genuine dinosaur.
1349 01:33:06 Look, we carry the cansfor the decisions around here.
1350 01:33:09 And if he kills himself and there'sabout a 100 to 1 that he will.
1351 01:33:12 Are gonna have a hellof a lot of trouble on our hands.
1352 01:33:15 Yeah, sounds like we're a bunchof chicken shits if you want my opinion.
1353 01:33:20 His bike didn't even come closeto passing tech inspection, Jim.
1354 01:33:33 Burt.
1355 01:33:35 Hello, Jim. Come in.
1356 01:33:37 Rollie Free saidI could find you here.
1357 01:33:39 Rollie Free, he's the best,he's a real gentleman.
1358 01:33:42 He set me up in this placefor nothing.
1359 01:33:48 What are you doing?
1360 01:33:49 Well, the soft shoe polishfills in the cracks makes the tyres...
1361 01:33:53 Iook spick and span,good as new.
1362 01:33:55 Cheaper than new ones anyway.
1363 01:33:57 I didn't see that.
1364 01:34:01 Well? Can I run?
1365 01:34:06 I'm sorry, Burt.
1366 01:34:14 Who the heckdo they think they are?
1367 01:34:17 Crikey Jim, you know, I'm not tryingto run a mile in four minutes...
1368 01:34:21 all I've got to do is sit thereand open up the throttle...
1369 01:34:24 I mean, after allits my ruddy life, isn't it?
1370 01:34:28 Can't you do anything?
1371 01:34:30 I mean, I just want to try and get herto go over 200 just once thats all...
1372 01:34:34 once I've cracked 200I'll be quite happy...
1373 01:34:36 to piss off back home to New Zealandand Bob's your uncle.
1374 01:34:40 You're a well respected man around here,can you talk to them?
1375 01:34:44 I tried.
1376 01:34:46 You've got as much chanceof writing yourself off as I have...
1377 01:34:49 you know that.Just talk to them again.
1378 01:34:53 I know they'll listen to you, mate.
1379 01:34:58 Okay Burt, I'll try.See you tomorrow.
1380 01:35:01 Okay.
1381 01:35:05 I mean I'm half the age of someof those characters out there.
1382 01:35:14 Whats that?
1383 01:35:16 Thats just indigestion.
1384 01:35:24 Everyone wants us old buggersto curl up in some quiet corner and die.
1385 01:35:29 Well, Burt Munro's not ready to finishyet, I'll tell you that, mate.
1386 01:35:36 I'll give it a shotbut I'm not promising anything.
1387 01:35:39 Thanks, mate.Thanks a lot.
1388 01:35:46 The famous Challenger One...
1389 01:35:59 What is he doing?
1390 01:36:01 - Didn't Jim tell him?- He says he did.
1391 01:36:04 - Well, then whats he doing here?- Why won't you let him run?
1392 01:36:07 Hey, he's too oldand his bike's too old.
1393 01:36:10 He's come half way round the worldto ride that cycle.
1394 01:36:12 Yeah, come on.
1395 01:36:14 - Wendy, if he was to kill himself.- So? Its his life.
1396 01:36:19 Keep an eye outfor those officials.
1397 01:36:20 You sure you want to do this?I'm not sure its a good idea.
1398 01:36:23 Hurry up. If we're going to dothis thing you've got to hurry.
1399 01:36:26 Alright, lets go,here's your helmet.
1400 01:36:30 Here's your goggles.
1401 01:36:31 - Come on, Burt. We've got to go.- Yeah, right.
1402 01:36:33 Come on, put them on.
1403 01:36:40 Go, go, come on.
1404 01:36:45 Okay, lets go, push.
1405 01:36:47 Push, go fast.
1406 01:36:49 Hey, you can't. Hey...
1407 01:36:51 - you can't do that.- Come on, come on!
1408 01:36:54 Hang on!
1409 01:37:00 Hey, where are you going with that?
1410 01:37:07 Stop, stop, stop, stop.
1411 01:37:10 What the hell are you doing, Burt?What the hell are you doing?
1412 01:37:14 Just getting her warmed up, Bob.
1413 01:37:16 Didn't look like you weregetting her warmed up.
1414 01:37:17 Jesus, he was going to takethe thing for a freakin' run.
1415 01:37:20 Bob.
1416 01:37:21 Oh, boy.
1417 01:37:24 That is the most determined manI have ever seen in my entire life.
1418 01:37:28 I kind of feel sorryfor the old cooty.
1419 01:37:32 Coming all this way.
1420 01:37:34 Isn't there some waywe can accommodate him?
1421 01:37:36 I mean there can't bemuch risk there...
1422 01:37:38 his bike will belucky if it does 70.
1423 01:37:41 What do you say? What if we bendthe rules this once, huh?
1424 01:37:47 Jesus!
1425 01:37:51 Bob and I had a little chat...
1426 01:37:53 and we're thinking we're gonnaorganize a handling run for you.
1427 01:37:57 - You are? What?- A handling run.
1428 01:38:00 All the officials,we're gonna get into our vehicles and...
1429 01:38:03 - You're joking, huh?- No, I'm not.
1430 01:38:04 We're going to followalong behind you...
1431 01:38:06 and we're going to seeif you're okay to ride this beast.
1432 01:38:08 Of course I'm okay to ride it.
1433 01:38:09 First thing tomorrow morning, alright?Bright and early.
1434 01:38:14 Well, thanks fellas.
1435 01:38:17 Hey. My luck's in then.
1436 01:38:21 - You alright?- Yeah.
1437 01:38:23 Don't hurt yourself.
1438 01:38:36 Okay, everyone listen up.This is what we're gonna do.
1439 01:38:40 Burt, you're gonna get rolling...
1440 01:38:43 ride slowly along. We'll all jump inour vehicles, follow you down the track.
1441 01:38:46 - See if you can handle this thing.- I'll handle her alright.
1442 01:38:49 Alright. Everybody got that?
1443 01:38:51 Okay, everybody,lets get in the cars.
1444 01:39:17 Hope that old man doesn't makea fool of himself.
1445 01:39:25 Here we go.
1446 01:39:27 I'm ready, lets go.
1447 01:39:29 Push it!
1448 01:39:30 Faster, boys.
1449 01:39:34 Go, Burt!
1450 01:40:00 Sixty.
1451 01:40:01 Sixty-five, seventy.
1452 01:40:04 That a boy, Burt.
1453 01:40:06 Seventy-five.
1454 01:40:08 There he goes up to eighty,eighty, eighty five.
1455 01:40:15 Ninety.
1456 01:40:23 Ninety-five,look at that thing go.
1457 01:40:37 - Holy smoke.- He's leaving them behind!
1458 01:40:40 What the hell isthat old guy up to?
1459 01:40:42 Nobody told himhe could give it everything.
1460 01:40:44 I guess that solves the questionof whether or not he can handle it.
1461 01:40:46 We were doing ninety-fiveand he left us in the dust.
1462 01:40:48 Look at him go!
1463 01:40:50 That a boy, go, Burt.
1464 01:41:31 Hold her firm.
1465 01:41:33 Hold her firm.
1466 01:41:34 Got it? Don't let it go.
1467 01:41:38 That was a disaster!
1468 01:41:40 - Hey, Burt. How'd it go.- Not good.
1469 01:41:48 So, whats the verdict?
1470 01:41:49 When you opened up there in topgear you sure left us in the dust.
1471 01:41:52 I couldn't even get her outof second gear, Earl.
1472 01:41:55 The plugs were oiling up, I had to feedher more juice up the revs a little.
1473 01:41:59 Well, I guess we'll see if you'retelling us the truth, Munro.
1474 01:42:04 Are you telling me I can officially runon the track and have it timed?
1475 01:42:08 Thats what I'm saying, Burt.
1476 01:42:12 You'll never know whatthis means to me, Otto.
1477 01:42:14 25 years I've lived for this day,25 years.
1478 01:42:18 Sometimes you've got to bend the rulesa little, today's one of those days.
1479 01:42:22 - Thank you from the bottom of my heart.- Thank you.
1480 01:42:31 - What did they say?- What happened?
1481 01:42:35 They said I could run.
1482 01:42:38 Thats great!
1483 01:42:40 - So why the long face then?- Well, I don't know...
1484 01:42:42 its just starting to sink inand I've got a problem a big problem.
1485 01:42:46 As soon as I go over a hundred andten it starts to wobble like heck...
1486 01:42:49 a bad speed wobble.
1487 01:42:51 Well, it did look like you wereabout as stable as my last wife.
1488 01:42:56 I've got a theoryand I think I'm right.
1489 01:42:59 I need about twenty car batteries.
1490 01:43:02 Twenty?
1491 01:43:03 Is it ok to steelthese batteries, Burt?
1492 01:43:06 We're not steeling them Marty,we're souveniring them.
1493 01:43:08 Careful of that acid there.
1494 01:43:10 What do we dowith them now?
1495 01:43:12 Well, we're going to talk someoneinto lending us a painter's blow torch.
1496 01:43:15 A painter's blow torch?
1497 01:43:18 What are we going to dowith all this metal, Burt?
1498 01:43:21 Well, when this cools down,we'll have ourselves a lead brick.
1499 01:43:27 - What do you do with a lead brick?- Place it in the front of the motorcycle.
1500 01:43:31 - And thats your plan?- Yeah.
1501 01:43:34 Well, you must get the centerof pressure behind the center of gravity...
1502 01:43:39 and if you don't get it rightthen she'll start to fish tail...
1503 01:43:42 - when you get her wound up.- What do you mean by fish tail?
1504 01:43:45 Well, like a fish's behind you know.Itll start doing that.
1505 01:43:49 And thats what happened todaywhen I had the handling run.
1506 01:43:51 And so in a panic I lifted my head upfrom behind the screen...
1507 01:43:55 and suddenly the bike startedto go straight and...
1508 01:43:59 I knew I'd solved the problem somehowby sticking my head up into the wind.
1509 01:44:05 - I don't get it.- Me neither.
1510 01:44:07 Well, I'll show you.Let me have that.
1511 01:44:10 What are you doing?
1512 01:44:12 Lmagine the cigaris my streamliner.
1513 01:44:15 Don't poke holes in the cigar.
1514 01:44:17 Now if I hold it in the middleand blow on it. Like so.
1515 01:44:22 See how unstable it is?
1516 01:44:24 Now if I...
1517 01:44:27 - shift the...- Not again!
1518 01:44:29 Center of pressure here.And blow on it.
1519 01:44:36 See its much more stable.
1520 01:44:38 Just the center of pressureis behind the center of gravity...
1521 01:44:42 and thats what I'm trying to fixwith the lead brick you see.
1522 01:44:45 You're quite clever,did you know that, Burt?
1523 01:44:47 Now all I need to do is to testmy theory before I run on the salt...
1524 01:44:51 and I was thinking of,you know...
1525 01:44:52 crossing over the state linefrom here in Utah to Nevada...
1526 01:44:56 where there's no speed limit and runningwith a lead brick in the front of it.
1527 01:45:50 - Good morning.- Morning.
1528 01:45:52 Do you know how fast you weregoing back there?
1529 01:45:54 Yeah, about...
1530 01:45:56 150, 160 miles an hour.
1531 01:46:01 Yeah, that sounds about right.
1532 01:46:04 How's he going to talkhis way out of this one?
1533 01:46:07 He sure got his arsein a sling this time, don't he?
1534 01:46:10 So whats the situation with this thing?You don't have any license plates on it.
1535 01:46:14 - Its registered in New Zealand.- New Zealand?
1536 01:46:18 Yeah, thats where I come from.
1537 01:46:23 Alright, you mean to tell me...
1538 01:46:25 that this contraption of yoursis registered for the road?
1539 01:46:29 - Yeah, in New Zealand.- New Zealand, right.
1540 01:46:32 Well, how about taking it easyhere in Nevada?
1541 01:46:36 Just because we don't havea speed limit don't mean...
1542 01:46:38 - we want people killing themselves.- No, sounds fair enough to me.
1543 01:46:42 - Right, you have a good day then.- I will, thank you.
1544 01:46:45 Burt, everything OK?
1545 01:46:48 Well, fellows, we're going to haveto give the lead brick...
1546 01:46:52 the old Spanish archer.
1547 01:46:55 - Spanish archer?- Yeah, the big elbow, you know.
1548 01:46:59 The lead brick has got to go.
1549 01:47:01 Who's stupid idea was that anyway?
1550 01:47:03 It was yours.
1551 01:47:04 Yeah. Well, I'm just going to haveto ride her, the way she is.
1552 01:47:09 What about that speed wobble?
1553 01:47:11 Well, I'll cross that bridgewhen I get there.
1554 01:47:15 - I've got another problem too.- Yeah, what now?
1555 01:47:17 Well, when I get her going...
1556 01:47:20 there's an enormous amount of heatcomes off the exhaust pipe...
1557 01:47:24 and I hopeit doesn't cook my leg.
1558 01:47:28 Maybe you can wrap some asbestos clotharound it, that should fix it right.
1559 01:47:32 Thats a good idea.
1560 01:47:34 So you got any more problemsyou want to tell us about?
1561 01:47:37 Yes, yes, my old ticker.
1562 01:47:40 - You've got a bad heart?- Yes, I have.
1563 01:47:46 I've got a little surprisefor you.
1564 01:47:49 - What?- Close your eyes and give me your hand.
1565 01:47:52 - What?- Just close your eyes. Come on.
1566 01:47:54 - What for?- Because I said so, mister, come on.
1567 01:48:00 Keep walking.
1568 01:48:01 Wendy, you're not going to makea fool of an old man I hope.
1569 01:48:05 I'd never do that, Burt.
1570 01:48:07 Never.
1571 01:48:08 Never. Okay. Okay.
1572 01:48:10 Now turn around.
1573 01:48:12 Alright.
1574 01:48:13 Now, hold your hands out.
1575 01:48:16 Put that in your pocket.
1576 01:48:18 Alright.
1577 01:48:19 There we go good.
1578 01:48:21 You can open them.
1579 01:48:38 What are you all staring at?
1580 01:48:41 - What is this?- Burt...
1581 01:48:44 we've unanimously voted you here onthe Salt planes, sportsman of the year...
1582 01:48:48 because we figured nobody hasever traveled as far as you have...
1583 01:48:51 to be here for speed week...
1584 01:48:52 so normally we would presenta trophy or something like that...
1585 01:48:56 but considering your casewe thought a few extra dollars...
1586 01:48:59 would be more appreciatedso we past the hat around.
1587 01:49:06 My goodness!
1588 01:49:10 There are no words.
1589 01:49:26 Well, thank you all.
1590 01:49:28 Thank you all very much.
1591 01:49:32 I'm sorry,I don't know what to say.
1592 01:49:36 Oh dear, its quiteoverwhelming you know...
1593 01:49:39 its 25 years dreamto come here.
1594 01:49:45 I should tryto justify you, your respect and...
1595 01:49:51 you know the original speedof my old bike was 54 miles an hour.
1596 01:49:58 And today I'm hoping to,you know, improve it a little.
1597 01:50:13 The cars are at the start line now.The next one is the 86...
1598 01:50:17 On the bucket seatthe pilot is ready to be pushed out.
1599 01:50:30 Next competitor is Burt Munro.
1600 01:50:32 All the way from Invercargill,New Zealand.
1601 01:50:36 Burt Munro's entrywas approved just yesterday.
1602 01:50:48 Burt, where'd you get this stuff?
1603 01:50:50 - What?- I say, where'd you get this stuff?
1604 01:50:52 I tore an old electric blanket apartand got the asbestos cloth out of it.
1605 01:50:57 You got those heart pills?
1606 01:50:59 - Are you okay?- Better take one, yeah.
1607 01:51:01 They're almost ready.
1608 01:51:03 Guys, come on, lets go.
1609 01:51:05 You know the bottle saysthat they may cause drowsiness...
1610 01:51:08 - do not operate machinery.- I know that.
1611 01:51:11 Well, you're not supposedto take two of them anyway.
1612 01:51:13 One for meand one for the old girl.
1613 01:51:15 Nitroglycerine.
1614 01:51:17 Should make it go faster.
1615 01:51:19 Have some of this, love.
1616 01:51:25 There you go.
1617 01:51:32 - Yeah, we're almost there.- Alright, here we go.
1618 01:51:36 - Hold her still.- Your goggles.
1619 01:51:37 - What?- Goggles.
1620 01:51:38 - Put your goggles on.- I know, calm down.
1621 01:51:44 I can't get my leg in becauseof the asbestos cloth on it.
1622 01:51:57 Let me take it off.
1623 01:51:59 - What about your leg in that heat?- Screw it, I've got a spare one.
1624 01:52:04 Right, Burt.
1625 01:52:06 Get those goggles.
1626 01:52:09 - Ready?- Alright, you know the way.
1627 01:52:11 Make sure you come back.
1628 01:52:12 Come on, lets go!
1629 01:52:14 Right, push!
1630 01:52:16 Come on, fellas. Push faster!
1631 01:52:20 Keep running.
1632 01:52:25 Keep it straight, buddy.
1633 01:52:28 Bring it in, Burt. Come on.Go, go, go...
1634 01:52:31 Lets go, Burt!
1635 01:52:38 Come on, Burt!
1636 01:52:39 You can do it, Burt.
1637 01:52:41 He's got no parachute,he's got no brakes.
1638 01:53:03 158.647.
1639 01:53:05 Mile one,158.647 miles per hour.
1640 01:53:09 Go, Burt!
1641 01:53:11 - Go on!- Go, Burt!
1642 01:53:13 - Make us proud, honey!- Burt!
1643 01:53:30 167.921.
1644 01:53:32 Mile two,167.921 miles per hour.
1645 01:53:36 Break it, Burt.Come on! Go, go, go!
1646 01:53:39 Come on, Burt.
1647 01:53:50 Mile three,171.371 miles per hour.
1648 01:53:54 Come on, come on, come on!
1649 01:54:07 Mile four,172.485 miles per hour.
1650 01:54:11 Yeah!
1651 01:54:12 Come on!
1652 01:54:15 Mile five,183.694 miles per hour.
1653 01:54:38 193.728.
1654 01:54:40 Mile six,193.728 miles per hour.
1655 01:54:44 Come on, come on!
1656 01:54:51 Come on, Burt.You can do it!
1657 01:54:53 Come on, Burt!
1658 01:54:55 Mile seven,194.211 miles per hour.
1659 01:54:59 - Go, Burt!- Burt, go!
1660 01:55:46 What is it?
1661 01:55:48 201.851.
1662 01:55:51 Mile eight,201.851 miles per hour.
1663 01:56:03 Ladies and gentlemen,thats a new record...
1664 01:56:06 201.851 miles per hour.
1665 01:56:12 Burt, I hope you're goingto stop soon.
1666 01:56:15 - He's gone back!- Back where?
1667 01:56:18 Back to whatever planet he came frombecause he sure ain't from this one.
1668 01:57:16 I really did toast my leg.
1669 01:57:24 I did it.
1670 01:57:25 I did it.
1671 01:57:57 Tom, can you get that,my hands are wet.
1672 01:58:05 Hello?
1673 01:58:06 This is the United States calling I havea collect call from Mr. Burt Munro...
1674 01:58:10 will you accept the charge?
1675 01:58:11 - Mum, its Burt calling collect.- It is? Accept the call, accept the call!
1676 01:58:16 My mum said we can accept the call.
1677 01:58:17 - Go ahead, sir.- Hello Tom, is that you?
1678 01:58:20 - Yes.- Its me, Burt.
1679 01:58:23 I did it Tom,she's the world's fastest Indian.
1680 01:58:26 She is?
1681 01:58:27 Dad, dad!
1682 01:58:29 Dad! He did it! Burt did it!
1683 01:58:32 He set a new record.
1684 01:58:52 How is it going?
1685 01:58:54 Hello, mate!
1686 01:58:55 - Hey, Duncan.- Congratulations, Burt.
1687 01:58:57 Hello, Frank.How are you?
1688 01:58:58 - Welcome home, Burt.- Hello, George.
1689 01:59:00 My goodness, you've madethis place look spiffing, mate.
1690 01:59:04 You did us proud.
1691 01:59:05 - You put Invercargill on the map.- Well, I reckon so, yeah.
1692 01:59:09 - What have you got planned now?- Right now I've a lot of work to do...
1693 01:59:11 if I'm to get back to Bonnevillenext year, you know.
1694 01:59:14 So, more early mornings then?
1695 01:59:17 Yeah, more early mornings.
1696 01:59:19 Hello, love.
1697 01:59:20 - Welcome home.- Nice to be back.
1698 01:59:23 - Hello, Tom.- Hey, Burt.
1699 01:59:26 How are you, son?
1700 01:59:28 Good to see ya.
1701 01:59:29 You're growing up a bit, huh?
1702 01:59:31 I looked after your lemon treejust like you told me.
1703 01:59:34 You did, yeah.
1704 01:59:35 Its doing well isn't it?
1705 01:59:37 Yeah, its beautiful.
1706 01:59:39 - I fed the chickens.- You did?
1707 01:59:42 - And mum cooked all the eggs.- Oh, yeah...
1708 01:59:44 - did they taste good?- Yep.
1709 01:59:46 - Yeah, good. Have you got my key?- Here it is.
1710 01:59:48 - Right thanks.- I took good care of it.
1711 01:59:50 - I knew you would.- How fast did you go?
1712 01:59:52 Mighty fast. In one of my runsI did over 200 miles an hour.
1713 01:59:56 What would happen if you openedyour mouth at that speed?
1714 01:59:59 Well, you'd blow the backsideout of your pants I reckon.
1715 02:00:04 Right, lets see.
1716 02:00:07 Its nice to be home.Back in my shed.