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1 00:00:27 Well, just great!
2 00:00:28 No, not the presentation That's terrible.
3 00:00:31 Some idiot just hit me.
4 00:00:32 Ugh Do you realize how much this is going to cost
5 00:00:36 Not in money, which i have plenty of, but in...
6 00:00:42 What the...
7 00:00:44 Get away from me! Get away!
8 00:00:52 Help me Someone help!
9 00:00:57 Stay away!
10 00:00:58 Ah! What are you doing
11 00:01:10 Look out! Help me!
12 00:01:23 Wonder woman! Save me! Save me from them!
13 00:01:27 From whom
14 00:01:28 Demons They're everywhere Don't you see them
15 00:01:41 I see only one.
16 00:01:52 I'll ask you one last time.
17 00:01:56 What did you do with my family
18 00:01:58 Steven, it's me, Gloria! I'm your wife.
19 00:02:03 These are our children.
20 00:02:07 You're not my family!
21 00:02:09 You killed them, just like the others.
22 00:02:12 Now it's your turn.
23 00:02:20 No one's dying here tonight.
24 00:02:21 It's not me you should be stopping.
25 00:02:24 It's them Look at them!
26 00:02:29 Look at them!
27 00:02:37 It's just like the neighbors.
28 00:02:39 Go to my shed You'll see I'm right!
29 00:03:00 What have you done
30 00:03:27 Let me help you.
31 00:03:30 It's not my fault.
32 00:03:32 I've given birth to the devil It's the devil!
33 00:03:38 You're tired Give me the baby.
34 00:03:40 You don't want to hurt her.
35 00:04:16 I'm sorry.
36 00:04:46 These crimes were committed by law-abiding citizens.
37 00:04:50 They all claim to have seen nightmare visions beforehand.
38 00:04:53 Any clue what's causing it
39 00:04:54 No idea.
40 00:04:57 The one week i fill in for Jordan,
41 00:04:58 and it couldn't be some hairy-ass monster
42 00:05:00 The same pattern is repeating around the world,
43 00:05:03 so there could be an overriding factor.
44 00:05:05 Perhaps a paranormal element.
45 00:05:07 Are you talking about magic
46 00:05:10 We've come up against magic before, Batman.
47 00:05:12 Xerxes, trigon, Felix faust.
48 00:05:14 Even shazam's powers are based in magic.
49 00:05:17 With as much as you've seen, can you rule it out
50 00:05:20 The criminally insane don't need magic as an excuse.
51 00:05:23 I recommend spending more time on the streets
52 00:05:25 instead of flying over them.
53 00:05:29 Hmm He's even friendlier than they say.
54 00:06:54 Bollocks! In what bloody plane of existence does four of a kind lose
55 00:07:00 Too, too bad, constantine.
56 00:07:05 Have you gained weight It looks good on you.
57 00:07:10 What say you let your soul mate play a few hands, Jason
58 00:07:13 Maybe he'd change my luck.
59 00:07:14 He'd definitely be less mopey than you.
60 00:07:16 John constantine, the man who perfected the bad idea.
61 00:07:21 The only reason I came to this dung heap of a casino is to find a relic
62 00:07:25 to keep that monster locked away forever.
63 00:07:27 Boys, boys! You're boring me Let's play, shall we
64 00:07:49 My luck's running as hot as me naughty bits.
65 00:07:52 Oh, but our next group of friends is due to arrive,
66 00:07:55 so it's time to bust you out.
67 00:07:58 Copperfield's coming Presto changeo!
68 00:08:02 Woman in a box In a box.
69 00:08:05 Yeah, he's classy, unlike you.
70 00:08:08 Are they implying David Copperfield, television magician, has true power
71 00:08:14 Owns a chain of islands and dated Claudia schiffer What do you think
72 00:08:21 No cards for me, and...
73 00:08:23 Oh, looks like you can't call my bet, constantine.
74 00:08:27 By my rules, you lose.
75 00:08:30 I raise.
76 00:08:31 With what Your ratty soul ain't worth two bits.
77 00:08:34 Not two bits.
78 00:08:37 I'm betting the house, the house of mystery.
79 00:08:47 And since I'm including everything inside,
80 00:08:49 it looks like you're the one that can't call, abnegazar.
81 00:08:53 Well, what do you say, boys
82 00:08:55 I like the action.
83 00:09:12 I call.
84 00:09:18 Really A chipped dream stone
85 00:09:20 I'm out.
86 00:09:23 Broken knick-knacks for the house of mystery and its contents
87 00:09:26 Are you mad
88 00:09:27 I've got a working soul catcher.
89 00:09:31 That's ogid's eye spiker, eh And the garazi.
90 00:09:35 So even if that very magical dreamstone doesn't work, it's still a big-ass Ruby.
91 00:09:41 I'd be a poor sport indeed if I didn't accept your fair wager.
92 00:09:53 Hell Now, that's a losing hand for the ages.
93 00:09:56 Now, read them and...
94 00:10:00 What
95 00:10:01 Do they have an eye doctor in hell
96 00:10:04 I'd make an appointment if I was you.
97 00:10:06 You cheated!
98 00:10:11 Technically, we both cheated I just did it better.
99 00:10:14 I'll rip your bloody heart out!
100 00:10:16 Sorry, mate, I'm using that.
101 00:10:36 Situation here, Jason It's time to call your better half.
102 00:10:39 Sorry, John, you're on your own.
103 00:10:51 Oi, I'm gonna roast your nuts and feed them to you, constantine.
104 00:11:03 Gone, gone, the form of man.
105 00:11:07 Arise the demon, etrigan!
106 00:11:13 Once more with words of metered rhyme
107 00:11:17 comes etrigan the slayer just in time.
108 00:11:21 Easy now, brother We're on the same side, right
109 00:11:24 Let's use our words.
110 00:11:27 Are you having a laugh We're the demons three.
111 00:11:30 Kill everyone!
112 00:11:42 You will pay, constantine.
113 00:11:44 Your soul will be ours.
114 00:11:47 Get in line, you prats.
115 00:12:01 Your ass is grass, constantine.
116 00:12:03 And we're the lawnmower.
117 00:12:07 Since the battle's fought and won,
118 00:12:10 Jason blood with me is done.
119 00:12:23 For 500 years, I've been bound to etrigan,
120 00:12:26 fighting to keep him from coming forth,
121 00:12:28 and you forced me to summon him.
122 00:12:31 Everything got sorted.
123 00:12:33 He could have gone on a killing spree.
124 00:12:35 You don't think You don't consider the cost.
125 00:12:38 Yeah, I did.
126 00:12:41 Weighed it against my being eaten alive and thought, "yeah, totally worth it."
127 00:12:46 You're a world class bastard, John.
128 00:13:16 And for my finale,
129 00:13:18 I will make this terrible trio of terrifying tantors vanish before your eyes.
130 00:13:51 I hope those elephants survived.
131 00:13:54 You don't want peta on your back.
132 00:13:56 You're assuming they were real in the first place.
133 00:14:01 How are you, Bruce
134 00:14:02 I'm fine, zatanna Busy.
135 00:14:05 You know where I can find John constantine
136 00:14:08 No.
137 00:14:09 You must have some idea.
138 00:14:11 We don't keep in touch.
139 00:14:13 I know you two have history, so I...
140 00:14:19 Z, Batman needs to talk with John.
141 00:14:22 You've got to come along, too It's important.
142 00:14:24 Is that you, Boston
143 00:14:26 Yeah.
144 00:14:27 Everything is...
145 00:14:29 Boy, this guy's mind is tough.
146 00:14:32 Can't hold...
147 00:14:37 What is going on
148 00:14:39 I'll tell you on the way to John's.
149 00:14:43 Okay, but I call shotgun.
150 00:14:50 I don't even think his kid could fit back here.
151 00:14:52 Sorry, Boston, but life is for the living.
152 00:14:54 Boston brand He was a circus performer.
153 00:14:57 Batman's heard of me Sweet Tell him I'm a fan of his, too,
154 00:15:02 but, you know, be cool about it.
155 00:15:04 Yeah, that's him.
156 00:15:06 Ask him if he caught one of my shows.He was a trapeze artist who loved being famous,
157 00:15:11 especially with the ladies.
158 00:15:13 Husbands, not so much.
159 00:15:16 You're killing me.
160 00:15:17 He had a knack for irritating the wrong people.
161 00:15:20 Then, about five years ago, Karma caught up with him.
162 00:15:27 It was a weekend show, full house.
163 00:15:30 Boston was in the middle of his death-defying act when...
164 00:16:01 He died, and that should have been that,
165 00:16:04 but with Boston, things tend to get complicated.
166 00:16:09 His spirit was called by the goddess rama kushna.
167 00:16:14 She took pity on him and gave him the power to possess the living,
168 00:16:18 so he could bring his killer and others to justice.
169 00:16:21 Hey, I don't wanna brag, but I'm good.
170 00:16:23 Why did he feel the need to write on my walls like a child
171 00:16:26 Uh, yeah, he's sorry about that.
172 00:16:31 Where is this address
173 00:16:32 GPS doesn't seem especially useful tonight.
174 00:16:35 It's not an address The house of mystery tends to move around.
175 00:16:39 I didn't put the symbols in there for the GPS to find it.
176 00:16:43 I wanted the house to come to us.
177 00:17:39 She can't hold it Do something.
178 00:17:59 There.
179 00:18:07 Into the house!
180 00:18:21 Z, you all right
181 00:18:22 Yeah, as soon as you get off me.
182 00:18:25 I should have known you were the reason
183 00:18:26 I'm not back in London enjoying a pint.
184 00:18:29 The house always did like you better.
185 00:18:32 Odd trio for a road trip.
186 00:18:34 To what do I owe the visit
187 00:18:36 The league thinks that a recent spike in homicides may have a magical cause.
188 00:18:43 Told you something stinks.
189 00:18:44 Now we know someone doesn't want us asking questions.
190 00:18:47 Looks like you've cracked it wide open, mate.
191 00:18:50 What did he say
192 00:18:52 Uh-uh I'm not playing telephone between you two.
193 00:18:57 We online
194 00:19:00 Great Sorry about the Batmobile.
195 00:19:03 I hope your insurance was paid up.
196 00:19:05 What, is there even a policy for something like that
197 00:19:07 Mmm.
198 00:19:11 Hey, I told you not to do that, orchid Use a bloody door.
199 00:19:14 I am glad to see you are well.
200 00:19:19 How new is this one
201 00:19:20 Not what you think.
202 00:19:23 It's the magic of the house.
203 00:19:25 Decided it wanted to experience humanity and gave itself a body.
204 00:19:29 It sure did.
205 00:19:32 A spirit whose existence is not its own, like myself.
206 00:19:37 Interesting.
207 00:19:39 Um, yeah, we are that.
208 00:19:44 Dead smooth you are, mate.
209 00:19:47 Hey, it's been a while, you know
210 00:19:52 Powerful in true magic Angry at John.
211 00:19:57 This, I understand.
212 00:20:00 Yet you still have feelings for him.
213 00:20:05 I could kill him.
214 00:20:14 You exude pain.
215 00:20:17 Your life is a patchwork of blackness with no time for joy.
216 00:20:22 How do you cope with it
217 00:20:26 I have a Butler.
218 00:20:31 That was enlightening.
219 00:20:36 Well, I guess we should have that chinwag about now.
220 00:20:42 - Demons! - It's not me!
221 00:20:46 I've given birth to the devil. It's the...
222 00:20:50 Rama kushna says this will break down the walls between the planes.
223 00:20:53 Even the afterlife will be affected.
224 00:20:55 Yeah, it's dodgy, all right I'll look into it.
225 00:20:59 Meanwhile, the house will drop you wherever you'd like.
226 00:21:01 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Rama says we have to work together.
227 00:21:04 Come on! It's a dream team.
228 00:21:06 You, me, zatanna, Batman, maybe even the justice league.
229 00:21:09 The capes and tights crew, useless against dark magic.
230 00:21:14 That's why we need you You can lead us.
231 00:21:17 Boston, do I strike you as a team player Much less a team leader.
232 00:21:22 Point is, even deities can get it wrong.
233 00:21:25 It's how we got the appendix, neanderthals and reality TV.
234 00:21:29 Z, your help I could use.
235 00:21:31 Okay, if we do it as a group.
236 00:21:34 This is the monkey cage in sumatra all over again.
237 00:21:39 "Ooh, we need to save the monkeys," she said.
238 00:21:42 You're such an ass.
239 00:21:44 Oh, not the monkeys.
240 00:21:47 Says the man who has newcastle and 100 other screw-ups on his resume,
241 00:21:50 costing lives and souls.
242 00:21:52 But not monkeys You're still way ahead on dead monkeys.
243 00:21:54 - They used to be a thing - Mmm.
244 00:21:57 You just have to make things...
245 00:21:58 We're wasting time.
246 00:22:01 He's dead, and I accept the risks,
247 00:22:02 so can we get to it, or do you two need a timeout
248 00:22:10 Fine and dandy Let's take a walk on the dark side then.
249 00:22:17 Coming, team
250 00:22:25 Stop being a child and slow down.
251 00:22:27 Where are we going
252 00:22:28 Ritchie's.
253 00:22:30 Have you talked to him lately
254 00:22:32 I know he's pissed You don't have to remind me, love.
255 00:22:34 It's on my cv, remember
256 00:22:36 No, really, has he told you...
257 00:22:41 Oh, no He's dying.
258 00:22:44 John constantine,
259 00:22:47 purveyor of the dark arts and lifeline of last resort.
260 00:22:53 No matter Your friend's soul will be collected,
261 00:22:59 and there's nothing you can do to alter that.
262 00:23:03 Why don't you go do something useful, like haunt a house
263 00:23:07 Who's he talking to now
264 00:23:09 Shrouds They deliver souls to hell.
265 00:23:14 They're drawn to you.
266 00:23:16 Maybe it's your Cologne, batsy.
267 00:23:20 This one has cheated us many times.
268 00:23:24 It is vexing.
269 00:23:29 Boo.
270 00:23:31 This has been lovely, but it's time for you lot to bugger off.
271 00:23:35 When the time comes, I'll be the one to collect your soul, constantine.
272 00:23:42 Yeah, yeah.
273 00:23:46 I thought I felt a disturbance in the force.
274 00:23:51 How you doing, Johnny boy
275 00:23:54 Zatanna and Batman
276 00:23:59 What the hell
277 00:24:02 Tell you everything inside, mate.
278 00:24:12 You poor thing.
279 00:24:14 Yeah, I may have lied the last time we talked,
280 00:24:17 about exactly how fast I'm sledding downhill.
281 00:24:21 I'm sorry about that.
282 00:24:24 But it means a lot you're here, John.
283 00:24:27 And, hey, you don't have to say it You're forgiven.
284 00:24:32 Still wondering what Batman's doing in my living room.
285 00:24:35 And when is he gonna shut up, right
286 00:24:39 What What's with the face
287 00:24:43 You're not here to say you're sorry, are you
288 00:24:46 Of course I am,
289 00:24:47 but I was looking to borrow the keshanti key as well.
290 00:24:51 Unbelievable.
291 00:24:54 I tried to tell him on the way.
292 00:24:56 Yeah, it's not your fault, z.
293 00:24:58 Just like everything, this is rock star Johnny's fault.
294 00:25:01 I was with you when it happened, ritchie.
295 00:25:03 We were side by side.
296 00:25:05 Yeah, yeah, yeah, side by side.
297 00:25:07 But I got the weird magical cancer while you, you added to your rep.
298 00:25:12 Isn't that right
299 00:25:14 Look, me not making proper amends isn't related to the key,
300 00:25:17 which, truth be told, you're not gonna need, mate.
301 00:25:19 John!
302 00:25:27 Getting that a lot lately.
303 00:25:29 You can go screw yourself I am not giving you crap.
304 00:25:32 Your anger is understandable, but you need to reconsider.
305 00:25:35 Innocent lives are at stake.
306 00:25:49 Well, doctors say an upbeat attitude can help,
307 00:25:52 so what I'll focus on today is that I met Batman.
308 00:25:57 Force of good.
309 00:25:59 It was also nice seeing you, zatanna.
310 00:26:02 Now, if you'll excuse me...
311 00:26:08 You can show yourselves out.
312 00:26:34 This him
313 00:26:38 Father of the year I'll need the gear now.
314 00:26:44 How does this work
315 00:26:45 It's basically a magical shortcut.
316 00:26:47 It lets me access different planes of existence
317 00:26:49 without doing 20-odd hours of incantations.
318 00:26:52 In this case, I'll poke around this poor sod's memories to see how his madness began
319 00:26:59 and, more importantly, what caused it.
320 00:27:04 What are you doing here I'm calling security.
321 00:27:10 I'll make sure the looky-loos stay out of our hair.
322 00:27:15 Z, give me a psychic shout if this body comes under attack.
323 00:27:18 Wouldn't do to be trapped inside, now.
324 00:27:20 Wouldn't do to go in alone, and since I'm right here...
325 00:27:24 Too dangerous You're out of practice, love.
326 00:27:27 Look, you wanted me along I'm here.
327 00:27:29 I'm not waiting in the wings Let's do this.
328 00:27:59 Z You okay
329 00:28:01 I'm fine.
330 00:28:09 I've never liked this sort of magic.
331 00:28:12 I can feel darkness seeping inside me.
332 00:28:15 How you stand it is beyond me.
333 00:28:18 It's all about control If you ever need a refresher...
334 00:28:22 We've had this conversation I haven't changed my mind.
335 00:28:28 Sure, sit out the war between good and evil.
336 00:28:31 After all, you've got a good thing going being applauded by mindless twits.
337 00:28:35 Really Now
338 00:28:37 Good a time as ever, I reckon.
339 00:28:39 - I'll teach you to talk back - No!
340 00:28:42 The magic I perform brings people happiness.
341 00:28:46 You sure it's not the two drink minimum, love
342 00:28:48 You're such a pessimist.
343 00:28:50 Wrong I expect the worst, so I prepare for the worst,
344 00:28:54 and when the worst happens, I'm ready.
345 00:28:56 But my outlook doesn't alter the reality of the world.
346 00:29:00 Steven, stop!
347 00:29:02 Leave me alone!
348 00:29:03 Another precious moment.
349 00:29:05 There was joy, too.
350 00:29:08 His madness swept it away.
351 00:29:49 Who dropped the bed pan
352 00:30:25 This is it This was the morning of his madness.
353 00:30:28 What do you think will set him off
354 00:30:30 My guess is the sudoku.
355 00:30:32 He's got two 9s in the same row.
356 00:30:34 John.
357 00:30:46 Run! Run! Run!
358 00:30:49 Run! Let's get out of here!
359 00:30:57 Oh, come on, fellow Eat a piece of fruit, huh
360 00:31:10 Damn it!
361 00:32:09 Here it is.
362 00:32:18 We've got to get out of here.
363 00:32:22 One more second.
364 00:32:26 Now, John There's no time.
365 00:32:35 Got it.
366 00:33:00 Oh! Shit's really hit the fan.
367 00:33:02 You had to go there, Boston.
368 00:33:05 Let's get the hell out of here.
369 00:33:12 Hmm.
370 00:33:18 I don't recognize it Me, neither.
371 00:33:20 But if there's a person alive who can, it's ritchie.
372 00:33:23 Are you forgetting when you made your friend despise you
373 00:33:26 This is too bloody important for hurt feelings.
374 00:33:35 Constantine.
375 00:33:36 Bollocks.
376 00:33:38 You've arrived in time to witness my...
377 00:33:42 Ritchie!
378 00:33:48 Get back, you bastards!
379 00:33:50 John, help ritchie.
380 00:33:54 Take that! Boom!
381 00:33:56 No pulse.
382 00:33:58 We know! We know! Come on!
383 00:34:14 Why
384 00:34:22 I see you have a few tricks of your own, eh
385 00:34:25 Not everything requires magic.
386 00:34:43 Make sure he sees that right when he wakes up.
387 00:34:45 If he wakes.
388 00:34:50 We need to talk, you and I,
389 00:34:52 but if you try and summon etrigan,
390 00:34:54 I'll fill your lungs with bile before the first verse is done.
391 00:34:58 Savvy
392 00:35:07 The situation was not how it seemed.
393 00:35:09 The apartment was like that when I arrived Richard as well.
394 00:35:13 Come on! You were all over him.
395 00:35:15 I was attempting to help.
396 00:35:17 When you burst in, i knew I'd get blamed, so I ran.
397 00:35:21 Do you believe him
398 00:35:22 Jason's not the murdery type.
399 00:35:24 He's chock full of honor, loyalty, and rubbish of that sort.
400 00:35:28 Then tell us why you were there.
401 00:35:32 Richard is known as a collector of the arcane and supernatural.
402 00:35:35 I wanted to see if he had something that could gain me access to this place.
403 00:35:40 Why would you wanna break in here
404 00:35:43 For this.
405 00:35:45 The single most powerful conduit of evil in the history of the world.
406 00:35:49 He named it the dreamstone,
407 00:35:52 but it's really the stuff of nightmares.
408 00:35:58 I was a young knight,green as grass.
409 00:36:01 With visions of battle-won glory dancing in my head.
410 00:36:04 Needless to say, these were dispelled thoroughly.
411 00:36:10 He called himself destiny,
412 00:36:13 but Merlin told us he was a man of science one time,
413 00:36:17 before he went insane.
414 00:36:19 Destiny forged the dreamstone with black magic and his soul.
415 00:36:23 He used it to subject people to their most terrifying nightmares
416 00:36:27 and then feed off their torment.
417 00:37:41 It was actually the demon etrigan who won the day.
418 00:37:47 To battle, etrigan.
419 00:37:49 Should you succeed, i will release you of your bond to me.
420 00:37:52 If freedom is what's up for trade,
421 00:37:55 then destiny's as good as slayed.
422 00:38:32 You haven't won, Merlin This isn't over.
423 00:38:36 I swear it.
424 00:38:50 Release me, Merlin, from your care.
425 00:38:52 My duty's done 'Tis only fair.
426 00:38:56 I'm afraid that's not possible, friend demon.
427 00:39:06 I apologize to both you and Jason blood,
428 00:39:10 but your future portends a shared destiny.
429 00:39:16 Caught now, imprisoned in the form of man,
430 00:39:22 I fix the demon, etrigan.
431 00:39:38 It was also the beginning
432 00:39:39 of my eternal life sentence with etrigan.
433 00:39:47 I didn't think you'd give it up willingly,
434 00:39:49 and though this piece is useless without the other half,
435 00:39:52 it's far from powerless.
436 00:39:55 Safe enough where it is.
437 00:39:57 Displayed like a tourist trinket in a Karachi bazaar
438 00:40:01 Neat, isn't it
439 00:40:03 The house keeps my valuables out of phase,
440 00:40:05 so they don't go wondering off.
441 00:40:07 But, still, the timing of the stone's appearance and its power indicates
442 00:40:10 that it's somehow involved with these crimes.
443 00:40:13 Which is why it stays here, where only I can get to it.
444 00:40:17 I think me, them, and everyone else who knows you might want it to be somewhere else.
445 00:40:22 Your friend is awake.
446 00:40:27 Ritchie, who was it Who did this to you
447 00:40:31 Faust.
448 00:40:33 Felix faust You sure
449 00:40:49 There you are, you old bastard.
450 00:40:51 I give you wizard and asshole extraordinaire, Felix faust.
451 00:40:56 Hell, I should have put it together.
452 00:40:58 Conjuring a whirlwind is just his style.
453 00:41:03 The league had a run-in with faust,
454 00:41:04 but his location isn't in our database.
455 00:41:07 Yeah, well, wizards don't make a habit of signing up for credit cards or social media.
456 00:41:11 His grandly named observatory of the cosmos is hidden
457 00:41:14 from the likes of you and superman, but not from me.
458 00:41:21 Felix faust.
459 00:41:33 What's happening
460 00:41:34 If this were a computer, I'd say it's frozen.
461 00:41:38 Cheers.
462 00:41:40 Felix faust would take precautions against locator spells.
463 00:41:43 There's another way,
464 00:41:46 but it involves asking a favor of someone that I don't have the best relationship with.
465 00:41:50 Someone else dislikes you Shocking.
466 00:41:53 Your friend slips from the mortal plane.
467 00:41:56 John...
468 00:41:57 Keep him alive and safe Understand
469 00:41:59 That is not my purpose.
470 00:42:01 I don't give a flying shag what you think your bloody purpose is.
471 00:42:04 I order you to help him any and every way you're able.
472 00:42:11 Let's go.
473 00:42:16 All right, I'll ask.
474 00:42:18 Why are we in the middle of a godforsaken swamp
475 00:42:21 It's a favorite hidey hole of one Alec Holland,
476 00:42:25 whose corpse was taken to be the most recent avatar of the green.
477 00:42:29 Bet you won't find that on your bloody cell phone.
478 00:42:31 Our data's more factual.
479 00:42:34 Alec Holland was murdered by terrorists His body was never recovered.
480 00:42:36 End of story.
481 00:42:37 Not quite.
482 00:42:43 Go away!
483 00:42:57 Swamp thing!
484 00:42:59 I know you're seeing this Get out here, or the posies get it!
485 00:43:16 John constantine.
486 00:43:20 You dare threaten the green.
487 00:43:30 Dude, your social skills are horrendous.
488 00:43:33 Please, we aren't here to harm any plants, but our need is urgent.
489 00:43:38 Don't let your feelings for John stop you from doing what's right.
490 00:43:45 You have a garden.
491 00:43:48 Yes, I find it relaxing, and I water it every week.
492 00:43:54 We need to find a man, a wizard named Felix faust.
493 00:43:59 A single human among your teeming masses.
494 00:44:03 I only know John constantine because he enrages me.
495 00:44:13 Faust lives in an observatory which is invisible.
496 00:44:15 It's a place where dark magic would infect the earth below it.
497 00:44:20 I will take you there so you are no longer here.
498 00:44:38 The place you seek is there.
499 00:44:54 That place is heavily warded.
500 00:45:02 I know we've had our differences, but we could really use your help.
501 00:45:05 If we don't get a handle on this rotter, he'll threaten all of humanity.
502 00:45:10 What of it
503 00:45:13 You were once human, just like me.
504 00:45:18 No longer.
505 00:45:20 Perhaps his actions are a kind of justice,
506 00:45:23 for who destroys more of the green than your kind
507 00:45:34 And swamp thing has left the building.
508 00:45:37 Guess we do it the hard way.
509 00:45:39 Or not Gone, gone, the form of man.
510 00:45:44 Arise the demon etrigan!
511 00:46:10 What...
512 00:46:15 Who dares
513 00:46:16 I, etrigan, bring down this house
514 00:46:19 and build a tomb for Felix faust!
515 00:46:28 As if I would stoop to brawling with a demon.
516 00:46:30 Fight others of your filthy kind.
517 00:46:44 From hell though we may be, it does not make us family!
518 00:47:09 Do you like what I've done with the place
519 00:47:11 No woman can speak in my sanctum sanctorum.
520 00:47:15 I conjured it just for you and, of course, men everywhere.
521 00:47:32 As a fellow showman, this is no way to treat your guests.
522 00:47:35 Now, settle down!
523 00:47:45 Stop hitting yourself Stop hitting yourself Stop hitting yourself.
524 00:47:49 Not everything can be solved with your peashooter.
525 00:47:56 Just because you're dead doesn't mean you're beyond my retribution.
526 00:48:14 Is that it
527 00:48:17 Well, it's off to the old magicians home for you, mate Pudding night is Thursday.
528 00:48:32 Try that fireball once more, constantine I'd love to see you cook your own goose.
529 00:48:36 Let me...
530 00:48:58 I take it back That thing is useful.
531 00:49:41 Zatanna, where are you, darling
532 00:49:44 I know you can't speak, but give me a wave.
533 00:49:46 You're the only one here that's really a threat.
534 00:49:56 There you are This will sting a bit.
535 00:50:23 Stored magic Really It's the TV dinner of spell casting, dear.
536 00:50:31 Here's what real magic looks like.
537 00:51:09 Z!
538 00:51:48 Z, are you daft Stop!
539 00:51:52 I will kill you, woman!
540 00:52:26 Z, don't!
541 00:52:31 Don't kill him You can't.
542 00:52:34 Out of my way, John.
543 00:52:36 If no blood is spilled, your soul is in the clear.
544 00:52:49 Get control, z, just like I taught you.
545 00:52:52 Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy Deep breaths.
546 00:52:56 Let it go, love.
547 00:53:20 Do you see why i can't do what you do
548 00:53:23 You lost control is all Happens to the best of us.
549 00:53:27 You've seen me in action, right
550 00:53:30 Yeah, once or twice.
551 00:53:35 Why are you here I haven't done anything
552 00:53:38 to warrant this kind of response.
553 00:53:43 This yours
554 00:53:45 I don't know Maybe I have several hundred rings
555 00:53:48 of varying design and properties.
556 00:53:51 It isn't him.
557 00:53:53 Felix faust isn't the one behind the nightmare crimes.
558 00:53:56 He summoned our old poker buddies in their more massive forms.
559 00:54:00 The hell does it all mean
560 00:54:02 It means Felix faust had access to the artifact whenever he wanted.
561 00:54:06 What artifact
562 00:54:08 Well, we're back to square one, then.
563 00:54:10 Unfortunately, no We were sent here by your friend, remember
564 00:54:15 But ritchie's dying.
565 00:54:16 Is he
566 00:54:42 Boy, oh, boy I think I got closer to death than I planned.
567 00:54:47 Ah! Nuh-uh-uh Bad girl.
568 00:54:50 See, now, you were told to do everything to help me by the master of the house,
569 00:54:55 and that does not include punching.
570 00:54:59 Bring me to the main room.
571 00:55:07 I'll take it from here, beautiful.
572 00:55:11 But I need you out of my hair for now,
573 00:55:14 so why don't you just go for a little walk
574 00:55:47 Yeah! That's the stuff.
575 00:55:59 Why aren't we inside
576 00:56:01 Because ritchie's bloody well taken control of the house.
577 00:56:04 This is what you get for having mates.
578 00:56:06 Boston, can you get inside
579 00:56:14 That would be a no.
580 00:56:17 Ritchie, you're gonna listen to me whether you like it or not.
581 00:56:23 Open the door.
582 00:56:26 Do you hear Open it!
583 00:56:36 Too late, Johnny boy.
584 00:56:53 Ritchie, please!
585 00:56:55 Stop while there's still time to save your soul.
586 00:56:58 Says the man who skates away from everything.
587 00:57:01 Since you got me infected,
588 00:57:03 I've looked all around the world for a cure and I've finally found it.
589 00:57:08 A small piece of the dreamstone It's sentient.
590 00:57:12 It told me how to get the demons three to bring the rest of it to earth.
591 00:57:17 It would've been so easy to take it from them.
592 00:57:20 Of course, rock star Johnny screwed everything sideways.
593 00:57:25 So we had to frame faust and get you to bring me here.
594 00:57:30 Now I'm immortal and supercharged!
595 00:57:34 You've been played for a sap The stone isn't sentient.
596 00:57:38 What's left of destiny's soul was whispering sweet nothings in your ear,
597 00:57:42 getting you to commit atrocities to gain power and make his move.
598 00:57:46 You're just pissed 'cause I won.
599 00:57:49 I wish that were the case.
600 00:57:52 This can't be right.
601 00:57:56 No!
602 00:58:01 Wait! Wait! We.. We had a deal!
603 00:58:06 We had a deal!
604 00:58:19 Five hundred years, I've waited.
605 00:58:23 Five hundred years, I've planned.
606 00:58:28 Really I guess 500 must be the new 300.
607 00:58:31 What say we share your beauty secrets over a pint, eh
608 00:58:34 A god does not prattle with mortals.
609 00:58:57 She gonna be okay
610 00:58:58 I.. I don't know.
611 00:59:01 The amount of magic she's used,
612 00:59:03 sometimes you don't recover.
613 00:59:11 I should have never led her back.
614 00:59:13 Selfish bastard, I am.
615 00:59:15 You've done what you can for now,
616 00:59:17 but we have to stop destiny, or everyone's at risk.
617 00:59:21 He's right.
618 00:59:23 He'll have this city by midnight, the eastern seaboard by dawn.
619 00:59:26 Then, what's to stop him He'll be a god.
620 00:59:29 We don't need another one of those mucking about.
621 00:59:32 All right.
622 01:00:14 Get them!
623 01:00:15 They're everywhere! Everywhere!
624 01:00:23 My will be done.
625 01:00:30 Fool! How can you hope to defeat a god
626 01:00:34 Not only can I sense you, you cannot defeat my shield.
627 01:00:37 Since when does god need a force shield
628 01:00:52 The justice league are on their way.
629 01:00:54 Suppose that couldn't be helped,
630 01:00:56 but make sure they stay well away from destiny,
631 01:00:59 to not be struck mad,
632 01:01:01 unless you want a bunch of crazed super blokes ripping apart the city.
633 01:01:07 A little late for that, my friend.
634 01:01:26 John, listen to me. You've been affected by magic.
635 01:01:31 Get away to space now.
636 01:01:47 Sorry to have to ask this, Jason.
637 01:01:49 At least you're asking.
638 01:01:51 Gone, gone, the form of man.
639 01:01:54 Rise the demon etrigan!
640 01:01:58 So constantine calls once more.
641 01:02:02 Just like a greedy, wanton...
642 01:02:04 Save the bloody rhymes, and top that git!
643 01:02:07 Killjoy.
644 01:02:13 I've had many years to think about you, etrigan.
645 01:02:28 Call this poetic justice.
646 01:02:45 Holy crap.
647 01:02:52 Looks like you've finally beat the curse, my boy.
648 01:02:55 Wish it were under happier circumstances.
649 01:02:59 What are you doing
650 01:03:00 Calling for help.
651 01:03:02 I just hope he doesn't realize it's me doing the calling.
652 01:03:21 Who dares strike at me
653 01:03:23 The defender of the green, swamp thing.
654 01:03:50 Perfect.
655 01:04:03 Glad to see you back on your feet, zatanna.
656 01:04:13 Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast.
657 01:05:04 The so-called guardian of the green
658 01:05:06 who secretly hopes to be human again.
659 01:05:09 Let me dispel you of that notion.
660 01:05:28 Back to the dirt,
661 01:05:31 where you belong.
662 01:05:45 He's getting more powerful by the second What the hell are we gonna do
663 01:05:48 I say we go and talk to a man about a horse.
664 01:05:51 Did you hit your head or something You're babbling.
665 01:05:53 A trojan horse, Boston Come on!
666 01:05:58 Over here, you wanker!
667 01:06:04 You are puny and disrespectful.
668 01:06:07 Let me see your madness.
669 01:06:16 Well, that's the trouble with someone like me Been there, done that.
670 01:06:19 I shall make you beg for death.
671 01:06:23 Can I beg you to stop talking
672 01:06:25 I mean, all wizards are touched, but you, you're a full-blown nutter.
673 01:06:28 I will tear your soul apart.
674 01:06:32 And what happened to not prattling with mortals, eh
675 01:06:35 You chatter like my grandma at a book club.
676 01:06:39 Now, Boston!
677 01:06:41 Trick or treat, freak!
678 01:07:02 Is that a sword in your chest, or are you just glad to see me
679 01:07:06 Merlin sends his regards.
680 01:07:09 Oh, and by the way, you lose.
681 01:07:33 I don't think so.
682 01:07:54 Johnny, I was...
683 01:07:56 I was under a compulsion You've got to save me.
684 01:07:59 You owe me You owe me!
685 01:08:03 Sorry, mate Can't take the chance that destiny is still pulling your strings.
686 01:08:09 John, please! Help me!
687 01:08:18 Help me, you bastard!
688 01:08:22 Help me!
689 01:08:25 That was unpleasant.
690 01:08:28 What the hell did I miss
691 01:08:30 Z, you're okay I thought...
692 01:08:34 My head feels like the morning after Brixton.
693 01:08:38 Surely not that bad.
694 01:08:41 So Merlin's spell hath ended.
695 01:08:45 It would seem so.
696 01:08:47 thought it's s good news sort of thing
697 01:09:02 - What's going on - Yeah He wasn't wounded.
698 01:09:05 Unless I miss my guess that happened on the dayhe was bound to etrigan.
699 01:09:11 And now that I'm not...
700 01:09:13 I'm truly sorry, Jason.
701 01:09:16 Don't be It's a welcome end.
702 01:09:32 For 500 years, he and I have been bound.
703 01:09:36 A demon from hell, a knight of renown.
704 01:09:40 Though we were cursed to be slaves to each other,
705 01:09:44 I know of no man I'd want more for a brother.
706 01:09:49 Farewell, mortal.
707 01:10:06 You couldn't have picked a better place.
708 01:10:09 The villagewhere he was bornwas over there.was born was over there.
709 01:10:11 Too bad it took this to get him home.
710 01:10:15 Batman asked me to be in the justice league.
711 01:10:19 And you're considering it
712 01:10:20 I visited their headquarters a few days ago.
713 01:10:23 It's interesting, and like you said,
714 01:10:26 maybe it's time to make a difference.
715 01:10:28 Listening to me now Uh-oh.
716 01:10:31 They want you, too.
717 01:10:35 Good one, z Too right, they do.
718 01:10:41 You have got to be bloody kidding No way.
719 01:10:44 Batty would go mental.
720 01:10:46 He was the one who asked, and I told him that's what you'd say.
721 01:10:53 Be safe, John.
722 01:11:08 Now, hold on Hold on.
723 01:11:10 Maybe I've been a bit rash.
724 01:11:12 Could you tell me more over a drink
725 01:11:16 We could rechristen the house, as it were.
726 01:11:19 A drink
727 01:11:20 Yeah, a drink.
728 01:11:26 Don't think this is gonna turn into some sort of Manchester weekend.
729 01:11:30 Get that out of your head.
730 01:11:33 We could have a trewhiddle Tuesday.
731 01:11:35 No, definitely not.
732 01:11:38 Well, let's mark that as a maybe.
