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1 00:01:24 - Hi there. - Hello.
2 00:01:35 Espresso.
3 00:01:36 We've just got the regular type of coffee here.
4 00:01:39 Two, please.
5 00:02:14 Okay.
6 00:02:51 Bonjour. You have completed lesson 25.
7 00:02:54 Well done.
8 00:02:55 At this point, you should have a firm grasp of the French language.
9 00:02:58 Let's continue.
10 00:03:20 I wish I would have been able to see that.
11 00:03:23 Grant is without a doubt
12 00:03:25 the worst boss on the face of the Earth.
13 00:03:27 One of these days, I'm going to punch him in the goddamn throat.
14 00:03:31 I can promise you that.
15 00:03:32 - Are you talking about Grant? - We are.
16 00:03:35 I was thinking we should pull an office prank on Grant, you know.
17 00:03:39 Put, like, an air horn under his chair,
18 00:03:40 so when he sits down, it makes a really loud noise.
19 00:03:43 Or set fire to his house. Something along those lines.
20 00:03:46 I think Maggie gave birth recently.
21 00:03:49 Grant's wife, Maggie. Actually, I... I know she did.
22 00:03:54 I went to the cookout at his house last weekend
23 00:03:55 and they were there with their new baby,
24 00:03:56 along with their two other children.
25 00:03:59 It was actually a really nice cookout.
26 00:04:02 Quality meats and sides.
27 00:04:05 There was even a raffle for a gift card
28 00:04:06 to that new restaurant in town.
29 00:04:08 Most of the office was there.
30 00:04:09 Some of them even wore their swimsuits.
31 00:04:11 So, maybe burning down the house isn't the best...
32 00:04:21 But, yeah... Yeah, sometimes...
33 00:04:23 Sometimes here at the office, Grant will give me an assignment,
34 00:04:26 such as auditing an expense report,
35 00:04:28 and even though it's part of my job, reports and auditing,
36 00:04:31 it can be frustrating.
37 00:04:36 What's that magazine you're reading?
38 00:04:38 What department are you in?
39 00:04:40 Accounting.
40 00:04:42 So you're the one who audits our expense reports?
41 00:04:45 Yeah.
42 00:04:46 Get the fuck out of here.
43 00:06:46 I'm sorry. I didn't know we were out.
44 00:07:16 Do you have a gun?
45 00:07:21 What?
46 00:08:08 No, no, no, no. Please don't.
47 00:08:11 Here, here. You can take my wallet.
48 00:08:13 There's $10 plus a gift card to the new restaurant in town.
49 00:08:27 Why are you doing this?
50 00:08:40 There was yet another mugging last night,
51 00:08:42 this one putting a 35-year old dog owner in critical condition.
52 00:08:47 The motorcycle-riding assailants are still at large.
53 00:08:49 Daddy, there's a doggy in here.
54 00:08:51 In an official statement,
55 00:08:52 police are urging residents to stay indoors after dark,
56 00:08:56 adding that if you must go outside, you should carry a weapon,
57 00:08:59 such as a gun or a large knife.
58 00:09:02 You have only one unheard message.
59 00:09:06 Hey, Casey. Uh, this is Grant. Your boss. From work.
60 00:09:10 Just calling to check in on you, see how you're doing.
61 00:09:12 I just want you to know, you can take all the time you need.
62 00:09:14 We can keep you on paid leave for another week
63 00:09:17 and then it'll just start counting towards your vacation time.
64 00:09:20 but you've got so much of that built up,
65 00:09:21 so I wouldn't be concerned.
66 00:09:24 Hey, um, maybe you could take that trip to France you're always talking about.
67 00:09:27 I hear the people there are lovely
68 00:09:28 and the food is supposed to be...
69 00:09:31 No one else left you a message.
70 00:10:37 I'm sorry. I can't go out there.
71 00:11:00 This isn't how it was supposed to be.
72 00:11:03 I was supposed to win. You didn't play by the rules.
73 00:11:07 There never were any rules.
74 00:11:40 Can I help you?
75 00:11:41 I'm interested in buying a gun.
76 00:11:42 Are you a hunter?
77 00:11:44 No. It would be for self-defense.
78 00:11:46 I need something that can fit into my hand.
79 00:11:48 Sounds like you're after a handgun.
80 00:11:54 How about something like this?
81 00:12:07 Yes. This is exactly what I'm looking for.
82 00:12:09 I can hold it in my hand quite easily.
83 00:12:16 I'll run the background check and file the necessary paperwork.
84 00:12:20 Yeah. Is there some sort of box you can put this in, or a bag?
85 00:12:23 Sorry. There's a waiting period
86 00:12:26 before you can legally purchase this gun.
87 00:12:28 It's so a person who is upset with another person
88 00:12:31 can't come in here and buy a gun to shoot that person with.
89 00:12:34 Instead, they have to wait a little while before they can do that.
90 00:12:38 - Do you have any children? - No, I don't. Just a dog.
91 00:12:40 Good. If you did have children,
92 00:12:42 I would warn you that the risk of accidental death
93 00:12:44 increases drastically with a gun in the home,
94 00:12:46 but since you don't have any children,
95 00:12:47 that statistic is irrelevant to you.
96 00:12:50 You did mention self-defense though. Be cautious.
97 00:12:54 In a violent altercation, an armed victim is
98 00:12:56 much more likely to be shot and killed than an unarmed victim.
99 00:12:59 Suicide is more common with gun owners too.
100 00:13:03 You're really gonna love owning a gun.
101 00:13:08 I'm sure you're right.
102 00:13:56 Karate is a language.
103 00:13:59 It's a way of communicating.
104 00:14:02 When you were a child,
105 00:14:04 you trained your vocal chords to manipulate air to make words.
106 00:14:09 And then you learned how to combine those words together
107 00:14:12 so that they would form sentences.
108 00:14:14 And those sentences expressed thoughts, wants, needs...
109 00:14:19 Every conversation that you had was honing your skills.
110 00:14:25 And now, after all these years,
111 00:14:30 you are black belts in speech.
112 00:14:35 So, at this point in your karate training,
113 00:14:38 you are learning how to form words with your fists and with your feet.
114 00:14:45 You're gonna get to the point where you don't even have to think about it.
115 00:14:50 Ask me a question.
116 00:14:52 What... What are your plans for the weekend?
117 00:14:56 I'm going to do some grocery shopping and rent a film.
118 00:15:02 Perhaps a comedy
119 00:15:03 to watch
120 00:15:05 in the comfort
121 00:15:06 of my own
122 00:15:09 home.
123 00:15:27 Did that answer your question?
124 00:15:30 That's it for today. Bow to me.
125 00:15:33 Bow to Grand Master.
126 00:15:44 I hope it's...
127 00:15:48 I hope it's all right that I watched.
128 00:15:52 The hardest part of your karate journey is
129 00:15:53 walking through that door for the first time.
130 00:15:55 That's where most people fail.
131 00:15:58 - What was your name? - Case...Casey.
132 00:16:02 My name is Sensei.
133 00:16:05 Can anyone take classes?
134 00:16:07 The first lesson is free,
135 00:16:09 so why don't you come in tomorrow and give it a shot?
136 00:16:14 I'll try.
137 00:16:25 Higher, Manny. You must attain the proper angle.
138 00:16:27 Remember, you're punching his nose up into his brain.
139 00:16:30 The key word is "up."
140 00:16:33 Okay, class, line up.
141 00:16:37 We're gonna work on a rear naked strangle.
142 00:16:41 With karate, our goal is always to end a fight with strikes.
143 00:16:44 Snapping an opponent's arm with a karate chop,
144 00:16:46 that would be one way.
145 00:16:47 Or shattering their jaw with a perfectly placed spinning wheel kick
146 00:16:50 would be another.
147 00:16:51 But realistically, when engaged in combat,
148 00:16:54 it is not a matter of if a fight will end up on the ground.
149 00:16:57 It's a matter of when.
150 00:16:58 Manny.
151 00:17:01 This is called "taking the back."
152 00:17:06 I am in the dominant position.
153 00:17:08 He is a mouse. I am a python.
154 00:17:11 I slide my arm around his neck, my elbow under his chin.
155 00:17:16 Like a python, I slowly begin to squeeze my mouse.
156 00:17:21 My arm cuts off the carotid arteries on either side of his neck,
157 00:17:24 starving the brain of oxygenated blood.
158 00:17:31 Students, what is rule number eight?
159 00:17:35 Tap or take a nap.
160 00:17:42 Tap or take a nap.
161 00:17:45 Okay, let's give this technique a try.
162 00:17:53 Bow to me.
163 00:17:56 Bow to Grand Master.
164 00:18:06 Hi there.
165 00:18:10 You're an excellent teacher.
166 00:18:14 Usually, it's the mothers that bring the children, not the fathers.
167 00:18:16 Which one's yours?
168 00:18:19 I'm not a parent.
169 00:18:20 I'm actually a new student. I'm taking my first class today.
170 00:18:23 - You're a new white belt? - Is that the first belt color?
171 00:18:25 White is before color. You haven't earned color yet.
172 00:18:29 That makes sense, actually.
173 00:18:30 I think I need to borrow a uniform for class.
174 00:18:32 I was going to ask Sensei but I didn't see him...
175 00:18:34 And you're lucky he doesn't see you.
176 00:18:37 You're lucky he doesn't see some white belt
177 00:18:39 disrespecting his dojo and everything he's built.
178 00:18:42 What is the first rule?
179 00:18:44 The board is behind you. What's rule number one?
180 00:18:50 No shoes on the mat.
181 00:18:55 Take off your fucking shoes, white belt.
182 00:19:15 You need a gi and you need a belt. Is that what you're asking?
183 00:19:18 Yes.
184 00:19:19 But say I'm at an ATM...
185 00:19:21 and as my back is turned, a man grabs my throat from behind.
186 00:19:24 - Okay. May I? - Of course.
187 00:19:29 In this instance,
188 00:19:30 the first thing you always have to do
189 00:19:31 is alleviate the pressure on your neck.
190 00:19:36 Your center of gravity needs to be lower than mine,
191 00:19:38 so drop your hips.
192 00:19:40 - Like this? - Exactly.
193 00:19:41 Now you can lift me off my feet with ease.
194 00:19:45 Good.
195 00:19:47 See, even though I have your back,
196 00:19:49 you are now in the dominant position.
197 00:19:51 I have no control and I can easily be thrown.
198 00:19:56 - This is very effective. - Yes, it is.
199 00:19:58 What if they're resisting more?
200 00:20:01 Show me.
201 00:20:08 I see what you mean. I would probably, uh...
202 00:20:15 I'd probably do something like that.
203 00:20:22 There's a lot of testosterone in this dojo.
204 00:20:26 That's a hormone men produce.
205 00:20:29 Women produce it too but men produce much more.
206 00:20:34 Is this your first class?
207 00:20:37 - It is. - Here, let me help with that.
208 00:20:42 You gotta start from the front, not the back.
209 00:21:05 I notice that your belt is blue.
210 00:21:08 It is. Um, I feel a connection to the color blue.
211 00:21:13 - It suits me. - Is blue a high rank?
212 00:21:15 Blue is one of the middle colors.
213 00:21:17 The order is white, yellow, green, blue, purple, brown, black.
214 00:21:21 Some schools use different colors
215 00:21:23 or change the order of the colors,
216 00:21:25 but our academy does it this way and it's definitely the best way.
217 00:21:30 - And what do the strips of tape mean? - They're called "stripes."
218 00:21:33 Stripes.
219 00:21:34 Stripes signify advancements and achievements.
220 00:21:37 What does the red stripe mean?
221 00:21:39 It means the person has killed another person in combat.
222 00:21:44 I'm joking. It's for instructors.
223 00:21:46 Anna, the brown belt, has a red stripe
224 00:21:48 and she teaches the children's class.
225 00:21:51 The only two people here with red stripes are her and Sensei.
226 00:21:54 And what about the black stripe?
227 00:21:56 Sensei only gives those to select students. Green belt and up.
228 00:22:00 Today's your first day though. I wouldn't worry about stripes.
229 00:22:08 It is wise to respect the past but foolish to ignore innovation.
230 00:22:15 Grand Master understood this.
231 00:22:17 He would say,
232 00:22:19 "The only moves worth learning are the ones that work."
233 00:22:23 Just 'cause I'm a karateka
234 00:22:25 doesn't mean that I wouldn't teach
235 00:22:26 a bow and arrow choke from Brazilian jiujitsu,
236 00:22:28 or an inside heel hook from Russian sambo.
237 00:22:31 I would teach a reverse wrist splicer
238 00:22:33 from Mongolian judo if it worked
239 00:22:35 and if it wasn't something I just made up.
240 00:22:37 Rule number 10.
241 00:22:41 If it works, use it.
242 00:22:44 Which brings me to today's lesson.
243 00:22:49 To kick with your fists,
244 00:22:52 and punch with your feet.
245 00:22:55 I'm Kennith. What's your name?
246 00:22:57 Casey.
247 00:23:00 I'm glad you chose karate, Casey.
248 00:23:02 It's an excellent martial art and will likely change your life.
249 00:23:06 - Would you like to go first? - Maybe you should go first.
250 00:23:09 Okay.
251 00:23:18 - Not in the day class. - Sorry, Sensei.
252 00:23:21 I forgot where I was. It was an accident.
253 00:23:25 You all right?
254 00:23:32 I'm really glad you're here.
255 00:23:38 That punch got away from me.
256 00:23:40 I apologize. Would you like to try?
257 00:23:48 Okay, uh, that was a good first try.
258 00:23:50 That felt a little more like a kick than a punch though.
259 00:23:53 It felt like a kick to me too.
260 00:23:55 Your whole life, you've known that a foot can only kick.
261 00:23:58 You've known that a foot cannot punch.
262 00:24:01 Forget everything that you know.
263 00:24:10 Much better. That felt like a punch.
264 00:24:12 A very weak punch,
265 00:24:13 but the most important thing
266 00:24:15 is that you're learning to punch with your foot.
267 00:24:17 Let me show you again.
268 00:24:22 Don't think of it as me punching your body with my foot.
269 00:24:26 Think of it as you striking my foot with your body.
270 00:24:31 That makes perfect sense.
271 00:24:41 You have a wonderful sense of balance.
272 00:24:44 I wanna sign up for classes.
273 00:24:47 That's excellent news.
274 00:25:01 I'm gonna go ahead and enter you into the system.
275 00:25:08 - Name? Casey... - Davies.
276 00:25:13 That's a very feminine-sounding name.
277 00:25:21 - Age? - I turn 36 next month.
278 00:25:26 Do you know what that is in months?
279 00:25:27 The system does it in months.
280 00:25:38 Four hundred and thirty-two minus one
281 00:25:42 is 431 months old.
282 00:25:50 That sounds old when you put it that way.
283 00:25:56 Why karate?
284 00:26:00 This question is multiple-choice.
285 00:26:02 "A, health and fitness. B, career opportunity.
286 00:26:05 "C, New Year's resolution. D, self-defense/traumatic experience."
287 00:26:11 What if it's none of the above?
288 00:26:14 - Should I read the choices again? - No, that's okay.
289 00:26:17 A, health and fitness.
290 00:26:37 This is the equipment room.
291 00:26:39 - This room is off limits. You understand? - Okay.
292 00:26:43 Wait here, please.
293 00:27:10 This is your belt.
294 00:27:12 Do not come to class without your belt.
295 00:27:14 It is yours. It is sacred.
296 00:27:18 There'll be a $15 charge to replace a lost belt.
297 00:27:42 - Hello? - Hi.
298 00:27:43 May I speak to Ms. Casey Davies, please?
299 00:27:45 This is him. I'm a man.
300 00:27:47 My mistake. I thought it was a woman's name.
301 00:27:49 - Who is this? - I'm calling about your gun, the handgun.
302 00:27:53 Wait. I remember you now.
303 00:27:55 Yes, you are a man. Again, apologies.
304 00:27:57 That's all right.
305 00:27:58 It looks like your paperwork
306 00:27:59 is gonna go through without any complications.
307 00:28:01 Tomorrow morning,
308 00:28:02 you will be able to come in and purchase your gun.
309 00:28:06 - Are you still there? - I don't need a gun anymore.
310 00:28:09 You're not having a child, are you?
311 00:28:11 Because we sell child safety locks that work reasonably well.
312 00:28:13 No. No child. I just...
313 00:28:16 I found something else.
314 00:28:18 Don't tell me you bought a knife.
315 00:28:20 Knives are good for self-defense too,
316 00:28:21 but nine times out of 10, a person with a knife
317 00:28:23 who gets into a fight with a person with a gun will lose.
318 00:28:26 I didn't buy a knife.
319 00:28:27 Well, the paperwork is valid for the next six months.
320 00:28:30 In the meantime,
321 00:28:31 I hope you don't get attacked by anyone with a gun,
322 00:28:33 - or even a knife. - Goodbye.
323 00:28:36 Good luck...
324 00:28:52 Next. Go.
325 00:29:00 Next. Go.
326 00:29:04 Go.
327 00:29:07 Horrible.
328 00:29:09 You do that in a fight and your opponent would laugh at you.
329 00:29:13 Next. Casey.
330 00:29:19 Good.
331 00:29:22 Very good.
332 00:30:06 Hey, Casey.
333 00:30:07 It's Grant, your boss. From... from work.
334 00:30:11 So, it's been two months since you've been in to the office.
335 00:30:15 How are you?
336 00:30:16 I've extended your leave five weeks past
337 00:30:19 what I'd originally planned,
338 00:30:20 and your paycheck last week, you know,
339 00:30:23 that actually came out of my own pocket,
340 00:30:25 but I consider you a friend. Uh...
341 00:30:28 Look, I hate to be the bad guy here
342 00:30:29 but I'm going to need you to come in.
343 00:30:31 I can give you another day
344 00:30:33 but you have to come back to work after that.
345 00:30:35 Or... you know, I'm going to have to let you go,
346 00:30:38 and I really don't want to have to do that.
347 00:30:41 Look, if it were up to me,
348 00:30:42 I'd give you all the time you need,
349 00:30:43 but my bosses...
350 00:30:45 The inbox is full. Please clear your messages.
351 00:30:59 Who are all these new people?
352 00:31:02 Today's the promotion ceremony.
353 00:31:05 Everyone comes to the promotion ceremony.
354 00:31:07 - Even students who take the night class. - The night class?
355 00:31:11 Black stripes.
356 00:31:13 The color black represents night. As in "night class."
357 00:31:17 I think I'll stick with the day class.
358 00:31:20 Now that I think about it,
359 00:31:22 you're much more suited to the day class.
360 00:31:26 Me, on the other hand...
361 00:31:29 I'm getting my stripe today.
362 00:31:31 Overheard Sensei talking about it.
363 00:31:34 - Congratulations. - Thank you.
364 00:31:36 I have... I have definitely earned it.
365 00:31:56 Today's a special day.
366 00:31:59 Not only is it a day in which we recognize those of you
367 00:32:02 who have outgrown your belt color,
368 00:32:04 it is also an important anniversary.
369 00:32:08 Seven years ago today,
370 00:32:10 Grand Master was killed in a tragic hiking accident
371 00:32:13 where he was shot in the face with a gun.
372 00:32:16 He was mistaken for a bird by a hunter carrying a shotgun.
373 00:32:20 Type of gun that fires a cartridge
374 00:32:22 which scatters 10 to 20 pellets at its target.
375 00:32:26 Unlike our karate, which is clean and precise,
376 00:32:29 this gun was imprecise and boorish.
377 00:32:32 Rule number 11.
378 00:32:35 Guns are for the weak.
379 00:32:37 That board isn't just for children.
380 00:32:40 The rules apply to all of us.
381 00:32:58 Grand Master is the only person ever
382 00:33:01 to wear the rainbow belt.
383 00:33:04 It's a belt color that he created and awarded to himself.
384 00:33:09 It is the highest honor in all of karate.
385 00:33:13 He achieved this rank after he challenged and defeated
386 00:33:16 all three other grand masters in the state
387 00:33:18 in unarmed combat to the death.
388 00:33:21 He finished each fight with his signature technique.
389 00:33:25 A technique only he knew.
390 00:33:28 A technique he never even taught me.
391 00:33:33 He punched through his opponents' heads with his index finger.
392 00:33:39 He was the greatest man who ever lived.
393 00:33:46 I do not award belts.
394 00:33:49 My students earn them.
395 00:33:52 And this first belt goes to someone
396 00:33:54 who I see a little of myself in.
397 00:34:00 He has devoted himself to karate,
398 00:34:03 and he has more than earned the right to wear the color yellow.
399 00:34:11 Casey.
400 00:34:55 The progression from yellow belt to green belt
401 00:34:59 is one of great sacrifice and introspection.
402 00:35:02 It is filled with immeasurable pain, both internal and external.
403 00:35:21 Thank you all for coming to support each other.
404 00:35:24 - We are all family here... - Isn't there something else?
405 00:35:27 What was that?
406 00:35:30 I just wanted to make sure you weren't forgetting something.
407 00:35:33 What would I be forgetting, blue belt?
408 00:35:36 I heard there was going to be another promotion tonight.
409 00:35:39 - You heard that? - I did.
410 00:35:44 Something black.
411 00:35:50 "Something black."
412 00:35:54 Actually, you're correct.
413 00:36:01 There is something black.
414 00:36:04 Well, I was saving it till the very end for dramatic effect.
415 00:36:28 As I said before, today is a special day.
416 00:36:32 Not only because it is the unfortunate anniversary
417 00:36:35 of Grand Master being shot and killed while on a hike
418 00:36:37 after being mistaken for a bird by a hunter.
419 00:36:40 Today is the first time
420 00:36:43 that I get to promote one of my students to black belt.
421 00:36:46 This student has been with us from the very beginning.
422 00:36:49 They are unquestioning.
423 00:36:52 Their loyalty is unwavering.
424 00:36:55 But most importantly, they know that despite this black belt,
425 00:37:00 they will always be my student,
426 00:37:03 while I will always be their teacher.
427 00:37:12 Thomas.
428 00:37:31 You're in my spot, brown belt.
429 00:37:33 Black is higher than brown. Please move over to your left.
430 00:37:48 This concludes the ceremony.
431 00:37:49 As always, be sure to hold on to your old belts
432 00:37:51 so that if someone questions the legitimacy of your rank,
433 00:37:54 you can prove them wrong first with tangible evidence,
434 00:37:56 and then in combat.
435 00:38:11 Missionary. Ah, that is the best position.
436 00:38:15 I also like when I'm behind her
437 00:38:16 and she's on her hands and knees...
438 00:38:17 - Doggy style. - Yes, doggy style.
439 00:38:20 That position is also very nice.
440 00:39:38 All this stuff's yellow.
441 00:39:41 Paper, please.
442 00:39:55 Excuse me
443 00:39:57 Did you door-ding my car?
444 00:40:00 - I don't know. - I think you did.
445 00:40:02 Then why did you ask me?
446 00:40:04 Because I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt.
447 00:40:06 - Okay, then no. - No what?
448 00:40:08 - I don't think I did. - But you did though.
449 00:40:10 - I say I didn't. - But it doesn't work that way.
450 00:40:13 You obviously did. I saw you.
451 00:40:13 You can't just tell me...
452 00:40:14 Do you have a problem?
453 00:40:15 The part where you slammed your door into my car,
454 00:40:17 I have a problem with that. Yes.
455 00:40:21 - I know karate. - What belt are you?
456 00:40:24 Yellow belt.
457 00:40:26 Your arms are holding the grocery bag.
458 00:40:28 You'd have to drop the bag in order to strike me.
459 00:40:30 In the time it would take you to do that,
460 00:40:31 I would punch you in the face as hard as I can.
461 00:40:34 So I'm gonna ask you again. Do you have a problem?
462 00:40:42 You didn't slam your door into my car,
463 00:40:47 so I don't have a problem. No.
464 00:40:55 You? Karate? Impossible.
465 00:41:13 No. Bad dog.
466 00:41:30 I'm sorry.
467 00:41:51 Fuck.
468 00:41:52 Are you sure this board isn't meant for green belts?
469 00:41:55 Here, let me try.
470 00:41:58 Okay.
471 00:42:03 Here, try a white belt board.
472 00:42:25 Your kicks and punches lacked conviction today.
473 00:42:29 Maybe I was wrong.
474 00:42:33 Maybe you weren't ready to be a yellow belt.
475 00:42:43 No. You're not supposed to do that.
476 00:42:46 You're supposed to stand up for yourself.
477 00:42:48 But you're right though.
478 00:42:50 I wasn't able to break a single board today.
479 00:42:53 And that stops you from being a yellow belt how?
480 00:42:57 If a bear's forest catches on fire, the bear is still a bear.
481 00:43:02 Even if a boat capsizes in rough seas
482 00:43:04 and sinks to the bottom of the ocean
483 00:43:05 with no survivors,
484 00:43:07 it is still a boat.
485 00:43:09 You will be a yellow belt until you die,
486 00:43:15 or until you're a green belt.
487 00:43:18 And you'll be a green belt until you're a blue belt.
488 00:43:21 And so on.
489 00:43:25 I wish I could wear my belt all the time.
490 00:43:28 I feel less-than without it.
491 00:43:35 Come with me.
492 00:43:42 I want you to tell me why you're here.
493 00:43:45 I... I told you before. It was my New Year's resolution.
494 00:43:48 I thought you said it was health and fitness.
495 00:43:52 That's what I meant.
496 00:43:54 Why are you really here?
497 00:44:05 I was mugged.
498 00:44:08 At night. A few months ago.
499 00:44:11 I was beaten, severely, by several men.
500 00:44:17 I'm afraid.
501 00:44:21 I'm afraid of the dark.
502 00:44:24 I'm afraid of other men.
503 00:44:27 They intimidate me.
504 00:44:31 I wanna be what intimidates me.
505 00:44:37 Well, you came to the right place.
506 00:44:39 You're learning karate.
507 00:44:41 You're a blade and I'm sharpening you.
508 00:44:45 But there's a mental component as well.
509 00:44:49 You mean, like, believing in myself?
510 00:44:53 Yeah. That won't hurt.
511 00:44:56 I'm talking about something a little different.
512 00:45:01 What's your favorite style of music?
513 00:45:03 Adult contemporary.
514 00:45:05 No. Should be metal.
515 00:45:10 Do you ever listen to metal?
516 00:45:12 You mean, like hard rock?
517 00:45:14 Metal is much more aggressive than hard rock.
518 00:45:18 - From now on, you'll listen to metal. - Yeah.
519 00:45:20 It's the toughest music there is.
520 00:45:23 What about hobbies?
521 00:45:25 Is there anything that you feel particularly passionate about,
522 00:45:30 other than your new-found passion for metal?
523 00:45:34 I enjoy France.
524 00:45:36 I mean, French things. I haven't actually been to France,
525 00:45:40 but I'm learning the language
526 00:45:43 and I would like to visit there someday.
527 00:45:45 That's not good.
528 00:45:46 Historically, the perception of the French
529 00:45:48 is that they're weak and that they surrender easily.
530 00:45:51 Hardly traits that you want to embrace.
531 00:45:53 Russia, on the other hand, is considered a tough country.
532 00:45:57 Also, Germany. Germany is very strong and capable.
533 00:46:00 My dog's breed is German.
534 00:46:02 Excellent. German shepherd.
535 00:46:04 A dachshund, actually.
536 00:46:07 - Well, regardless, Germany it is. - Okay.
537 00:46:10 You must start thinking this way. Do you understand?
538 00:46:13 In every facet of life. What you eat.
539 00:46:16 How you interact with others.
540 00:46:17 What arouses you. Everything should be as masculine as possible.
541 00:46:27 As you know, I teach a night class.
542 00:46:32 This is your invitation.
543 00:46:38 I've never opened this class up to yellow belts before
544 00:46:40 but I'm gonna make an exception for you.
545 00:46:43 - What time is the class? - It's at night. It's a night class.
546 00:46:46 I don't think I can.
547 00:46:48 I won't make you do anything, but like the color of the belt,
548 00:46:53 you've earned this stripe.
549 00:46:55 This invitation, it will be yours forever.
550 00:47:00 Just because you ignore it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
551 00:47:05 Come here.
552 00:47:15 Not only does this class offer you more
553 00:47:17 of what I believe you're looking for
554 00:47:19 but I guarantee you it will help you become what you fear.
555 00:47:26 Casey, stop being afraid.
556 00:48:22 The usual? Chocolate croissant and an orange juice?
557 00:48:23 No. I've got a new usual.
558 00:48:25 Coffee. Hot. Black. With nothing to eat.
559 00:48:32 That's mine.
560 00:48:33 It's mine now. I take what I want.
561 00:48:35 I only care about myself.
562 00:48:53 Hey there, Casey.
563 00:48:57 - Listening to music? - I'm learning German.
564 00:49:00 German? That's very international of you.
565 00:49:04 You may want to start on those reports though.
566 00:49:06 That pile is getting awfully high
567 00:49:08 and I don't want you to feel obligated
568 00:49:09 to come in to the office over the weekend.
569 00:49:12 Hey, um, Maggie asked me if you wanted to come over for dinner.
570 00:49:15 What do you say?
571 00:49:19 Stop trying to be my friend.
572 00:49:20 Bosses cannot be friends. It doesn't work that way.
573 00:49:23 Instead of coming over to your house for dinner
574 00:49:24 with you and your wife this weekend,
575 00:49:25 I think I'll stay home and masturbate to the thought of your wife
576 00:49:27 wearing her bathing suit at the barbecue.
577 00:49:33 We should do push-ups.
578 00:49:35 Shut up. Stop talking.
579 00:49:36 What did you say?
580 00:49:37 You talk too much. I don't talk, I act.
581 00:49:39 I punched him in the goddamn throat. It felt amazing.
582 00:49:41 - Who? - Our boss, Grant.
583 00:49:48 Do you want to join us?
584 00:49:51 But there's just the three chairs.
585 00:49:53 I'll sit in your chair.
586 00:50:08 We should do push-ups.
587 00:50:22 You're a good dog and I care for you.
588 00:50:24 That said, I won't be petting you anymore.
589 00:50:27 I've been coddling you. This is for your own good.
590 00:51:50 Sorry.
591 00:51:54 What are you doing?
592 00:51:56 You're not supposed to be here. You don't have a black stripe.
593 00:51:59 I thought you were my friend.
594 00:52:03 A friend wouldn't say they were a day class student
595 00:52:05 and then go to the night class behind my back.
596 00:52:07 I didn't...
597 00:52:25 Our limbs get their strength from leverage points.
598 00:52:29 An elbow can only bend one way
599 00:52:30 because if it could bend more than one way it would be weaker.
600 00:52:33 But this design is also inherently flawed.
601 00:52:36 Henry, come on up to the front.
602 00:52:37 I want you to help me demonstrate something.
603 00:52:49 Watch closely.
604 00:53:04 Leverage is a weapon.
605 00:53:05 You can use it or it can be used against you.
606 00:53:10 You earned your blue belt.
607 00:53:11 I know I could never take that from you.
608 00:53:15 So I took your arm instead.
609 00:53:19 Never come back here. Not even for the day class.
610 00:53:28 Everyone, I'd like you to welcome Casey to the night class.
611 00:53:33 He's a yellow belt.
612 00:53:35 All right. Let's begin.
613 00:56:03 You're done for the night.
614 00:56:06 So is he.
615 00:56:14 Can you drag him off the mat?
616 00:56:27 Learn to love this feeling.
617 00:56:30 Your bones aching. Your chest screaming.
618 00:56:35 This is karate.
619 00:56:39 I have nothing else.
620 00:56:42 Congratulations on a great class, everyone.
621 00:56:46 Let's begin the cool-down.
622 00:57:19 They're all gonna cool down on the mat,
623 00:57:21 but since it's your first time,
624 00:57:22 I want you to cool down away from the others.
625 00:57:25 Come with me.
626 00:57:45 I know you're probably a little confused about what's happening.
627 00:57:48 Just know that every one of them out there
628 00:57:50 had to do this at one point.
629 00:58:02 Again, I'm sorry to make you cool down with her.
630 00:58:04 She's a woman so her hands are naturally weaker than a man's.
631 00:58:08 An after-workout sports massage works best with strong hands,
632 00:58:11 so I know this is not ideal.
633 00:58:13 A massage from a woman is still better than a self-massage.
634 00:58:22 Well, what are you waiting for, yellow belt?
635 00:58:30 Take off your jacket and sit in front of me.
636 00:58:51 Sorry.
637 00:58:52 I know they're not as strong as a man's.
638 00:59:00 So, this is the women's changing room.
639 00:59:03 It is.
640 00:59:05 It's the same as the men's in every way,
641 00:59:06 only it's smaller and not as nice.
642 00:59:10 How long have you been taking karate?
643 00:59:12 I was one of the Dojo's first students when it opened.
644 00:59:16 And how long have you been a brown belt?
645 00:59:18 The cool-down is supposed to be silent.
646 00:59:27 Why was he promoted to black belt before you?
647 00:59:31 Is that why you fought him tonight?
648 00:59:34 You could have killed him.
649 00:59:36 - It looked like you wanted to. - I was proving a point.
650 00:59:39 - About your belt? - No.
651 00:59:41 About why I'm here.
652 00:59:45 Never hold back.
653 00:59:47 Not ever.
654 00:59:49 It will only make you weak, and you can't be weak anymore.
655 00:59:52 Not in the night classes.
656 00:59:56 Do you understand?
657 01:00:00 I think I do.
658 01:00:03 But then again, maybe I don't.
659 01:00:08 You will.
660 01:00:12 This isn't a safe place, Casey.
661 01:00:29 My turn.
662 01:00:36 You can come in.
663 01:00:46 Your belt. It's yellow.
664 01:00:49 I had it made.
665 01:00:50 It's for everyday use with casual clothing.
666 01:00:53 Obviously, I chose yellow because I am a yellow belt.
667 01:00:56 I wanted to wear my yellow belt all the time
668 01:00:58 but I knew it would look strange.
669 01:01:01 That really is a wonderful idea.
670 01:01:04 To be honest, I wish I'd thought of it.
671 01:01:06 Now I can be a yellow belt in everyday life,
672 01:01:08 in addition to being one in this dojo.
673 01:01:10 I mentioned before that I had it made.
674 01:01:13 It was a special order.
675 01:01:15 The thing is, the belt company wouldn't make just one.
676 01:01:18 I had to make at least 50.
677 01:01:25 The positive out of this is
678 01:01:26 that I have enough for all the other students.
679 01:01:29 I even had them make a black one for you.
680 01:01:33 I think it turned out quite nice.
681 01:02:03 I don't know what to say.
682 01:02:06 I'm honored.
683 01:02:08 How much did all this cost?
684 01:02:10 Don't worry about that. This is my gift to the academy.
685 01:02:12 Although I was let go from
686 01:02:13 my accounting job the other day, unexpectedly.
687 01:02:15 You have accounting experience?
688 01:02:17 10 years, or 120 months.
689 01:02:22 I'm looking for someone to help manage the books here.
690 01:02:25 I can't keep up with the growth of the academy.
691 01:02:26 There's more money coming in. It's overwhelming.
692 01:02:30 I could use a mind like yours.
693 01:02:32 It wouldn't be permanent. Just till you get things on track.
694 01:02:35 Well, thank you. Yes. The answer is yes.
695 01:02:39 Good.
696 01:02:42 You'll start tomorrow.
697 01:02:45 I'm sure you'll find another job by the time you finish
698 01:02:47 organizing the books here.
699 01:02:49 - Casey. - Yes?
700 01:02:51 I really am excited about the belt.
701 01:03:08 - Hello? - Casey?
702 01:03:10 Who is this?
703 01:03:11 The men you told me about,
704 01:03:12 would you know them if you saw them?
705 01:03:15 Is that you, Sensei?
706 01:03:17 The men. The ones who attacked you.
707 01:03:19 - I... - Would you know their faces?
708 01:03:23 They were wearing helmets. Motorcycle helmets.
709 01:03:26 - So you didn't see their faces? - Why are you asking me this?
710 01:03:29 The other day, when you told me about what happened to you,
711 01:03:32 it made me angry.
712 01:03:34 I have resources.
713 01:03:36 I found one of the men who attacked you, Casey.
714 01:03:39 I need you to meet me.
715 01:03:41 But I won't be sure.
716 01:03:43 It was dark.
717 01:03:44 And like I was saying, they were wearing motorcycle helmets.
718 01:03:48 It's him. You have to trust me.
719 01:03:52 You trust me, don't you?
720 01:04:00 Did you park in the garage like I asked?
721 01:04:02 Yeah. There was a motorcycle.
722 01:04:05 I'm glad you came.
723 01:04:09 I see you're wearing your belt for strength.
724 01:04:12 Me too.
725 01:04:14 Not only does it represent my black belt in karate
726 01:04:16 but it also helps keep my pants up.
727 01:04:19 Yeah. So, where is he?
728 01:04:24 In the bar.
729 01:04:27 I still don't... Are you... Are you sure it's him?
730 01:04:30 - Very sure. - But how?
731 01:04:32 How what? You saw the motorcycle with your own eyes.
732 01:04:34 How did you find him?
733 01:04:36 You don't need to worry about that.
734 01:04:38 Well, what does he look like?
735 01:04:40 He wears a hat sometimes, but not always.
736 01:04:50 There he is.
737 01:04:51 - That's the man we're looking for. - Him?
738 01:04:55 Yeah. He matches the description I gave you.
739 01:04:57 He's not wearing a hat,
740 01:04:58 but I told you he doesn't always wear one.
741 01:05:00 I just don't think we should do this. Not like this.
742 01:05:02 Although I do appreciate you trying to...
743 01:05:06 I'm not giving you the choice, Casey.
744 01:05:08 Out here's no different than in my dojo.
745 01:05:10 That belt that you're wearing is still yellow and mine's still black.
746 01:05:12 I'm your teacher and you're my student
747 01:05:13 and you'll do as you're told.
748 01:05:15 And understand this. I'm not helping you.
749 01:05:18 You're helping yourself.
750 01:05:21 Remember what he did to you.
751 01:05:26 He stole your dignity.
752 01:05:29 Take it back.
753 01:06:23 Do you remember me?
754 01:06:25 I don't think.
755 01:06:27 Look at me.
756 01:06:29 I'm talking to you.
757 01:06:32 Do you remember my face?
758 01:06:34 Good night.
759 01:06:55 No. Don't touch him.
760 01:06:58 Don't touch him. He's still breathing.
761 01:07:00 What are you doing?
762 01:07:02 You taught him a lesson.
763 01:07:04 He and his friends will
764 01:07:05 definitely think twice before messing with you again.
765 01:07:09 - Why are you filming this? - I'm documenting.
766 01:07:12 Documenting what?
767 01:07:14 Your growth.
768 01:07:22 See you tomorrow.
769 01:07:23 We'll get you started with
770 01:07:24 determining which accounts are delinquent
771 01:07:26 and then, if we have enough time,
772 01:07:27 we'll move on to organizing the receipts
773 01:07:28 for the business-related purchases.
774 01:07:36 You did the right thing. You'll see.
775 01:08:39 I'm sorry. There was nothing we could do.
776 01:08:45 Did he go peacefully?
777 01:08:47 No. It was likely very painful.
778 01:08:50 There was a great deal of trauma.
779 01:08:52 What do you mean, "Trauma"?
780 01:08:54 Well, the X-rays indicated there were broken ribs
781 01:08:57 and severe bruising to the internal tissue.
782 01:09:00 I don't understand.
783 01:09:03 Did you hurt your dog?
784 01:09:05 Of course not. No. He was my best friend.
785 01:09:07 I left him alone in my house and when I came back...
786 01:09:09 Did you notice anything out of place?
787 01:09:11 I... I don't know. I came straight here.
788 01:09:13 Do you think someone did this to him?
789 01:09:16 - We found blood on his canines. - He bit them?
790 01:09:19 It seems he fought to the very end. He was very brave.
791 01:09:23 I tried my best not to coddle him.
792 01:09:27 I know this is hard. I don't want to upset you.
793 01:09:31 But it's the strangest thing.
794 01:09:33 He died from a punch. I'm sure of it.
795 01:09:35 Only, the bruising pattern
796 01:09:37 doesn't seem to indicate a fist but rather a foot.
797 01:09:42 I know. It doesn't make any sense.
798 01:09:50 Sometimes your opponent will be bigger than you,
799 01:09:53 but remember this. You're children. You're still growing.
800 01:09:56 If they defeat you in combat,
801 01:09:57 there will always be the opportunity later in life,
802 01:10:00 when you are fully grown, to exact your revenge.
803 01:10:03 Casey, we're in the middle of a class.
804 01:10:12 What are you doing?
805 01:10:15 I'm wearing shoes on the mat.
806 01:10:17 Also, I didn't bow.
807 01:10:19 What happened?
808 01:10:21 - What is it? You can tell me. - I'm hungry.
809 01:10:33 Don't do this.
810 01:10:35 All this not bowing and eating on the mat has made me thirsty.
811 01:10:45 Rule number nine. Stay hydrated.
812 01:10:49 - Enough. - You killed my dog!
813 01:10:55 - When? - Last night.
814 01:10:59 I was with you last night.
815 01:11:02 Casey, that's impossible.
816 01:11:04 Is that the dog that you were telling me was of German lineage?
817 01:11:06 He was a dachshund, you son of a bitch.
818 01:11:08 Dachshund. Short of stature, long of body.
819 01:11:11 Not the most masculine of breeds.
820 01:11:13 No, unfortunately, I have no idea what you're talking about.
821 01:11:17 My condolences.
822 01:11:22 Fuck you and fuck your dojo.
823 01:11:26 As I said already, I was with you last night.
824 01:11:28 I saw what you did to that man, that innocent man.
825 01:11:31 You said he was one of them.
826 01:11:33 And deep down, you knew he didn't have anything to do
827 01:11:35 with whatever happened to you and yet you did what you did anyway.
828 01:11:38 - You're insane. - It didn't matter to you, did it?
829 01:11:42 You wanted to take out your pain and frustration on someone else
830 01:11:44 and you needed to become what you hated.
831 01:11:46 I'm done. This isn't karate.
832 01:11:48 I have it all on tape.
833 01:12:17 The man from last night has two choices.
834 01:12:19 Either become a better version of himself...
835 01:12:21 or succumb to his weaknesses.
836 01:12:24 You gave him that choice, and his life will never be the same.
837 01:12:28 That night all those months ago was the best thing
838 01:12:30 that ever happened to you and you know it.
839 01:12:34 You are who you always wanted to be.
840 01:12:38 Karate has changed you.
841 01:12:43 Channel this energy into class tonight.
842 01:12:58 And take your shoes off.
843 01:13:09 Okay, children. Back to work.
844 01:13:22 In the art of accounting, I'm a white belt,
845 01:13:26 and you are a fiscal black belt.
846 01:13:32 - Did you kill my dog? - No.
847 01:13:36 Even if it wasn't a masculine dog, I didn't kill it.
848 01:13:39 But I'm gonna make this right.
849 01:13:42 You'll see.
850 01:13:44 I've been having trouble controlling my emotions lately.
851 01:13:47 I'm sorry.
852 01:13:56 It's a very masculine trait. Embrace it.
853 01:14:01 Women are much cooler-headed.
854 01:14:05 I want you to come work for me full-time.
855 01:14:09 This is a part-time job at best.
856 01:14:10 I want you to take over the children's class.
857 01:14:12 - What about Anna? - Let me worry about Anna.
858 01:14:15 But she's easily the most qualified person for this position.
859 01:14:18 I'm just a yellow belt. She's almost a black belt.
860 01:14:20 Anna will never be a black belt.
861 01:14:24 To be honest, I didn't ever think she'd last this long.
862 01:14:28 When she earned her blue belt,
863 01:14:29 I put her in charge of the children's class
864 01:14:31 due to her innate maternal instincts. She is a woman.
865 01:14:34 But she let her feminine tendencies interfere with her karate.
866 01:14:39 I realize now that her being a woman
867 01:14:41 will prevent her from ever becoming a man.
868 01:14:54 You know, there are things in life that men do
869 01:14:57 and there are things in life that women do.
870 01:15:01 There are some things that women and men do together,
871 01:15:03 like ride a tandem bicycle or have sex.
872 01:15:07 But even then, men ride a tandem bicycle to please the woman
873 01:15:11 and sex is the other way around.
874 01:15:15 Karate...
875 01:15:18 Karate's a thing for men.
876 01:15:23 It's time for the night class.
877 01:15:30 I just wanted to say thank you for the belts.
878 01:15:35 Of course. Yeah. I'm so glad you like them.
879 01:15:38 Like it? I love it.
880 01:15:41 Now, while I'm walking around in public,
881 01:15:44 I can still feel like a brown belt
882 01:15:47 by wearing this brown belt. Thank you.
883 01:15:51 Tonight, I want you, you,
884 01:15:55 and you.
885 01:16:01 How big is your head?
886 01:16:04 Regular size.
887 01:16:06 Finish getting dressed. Meet me out the back.
888 01:16:34 I don't think I can do this.
889 01:16:37 Did you hear me? I can't do this.
890 01:16:41 Yes, you can. You'll be fine.
891 01:16:43 - You're not coming. - I'm coming.
892 01:16:44 - We don't need you. - Casey can take my place as runner.
893 01:16:46 I'll be the driver this time.
894 01:16:48 Otherwise you'll only have three drivers and one runner.
895 01:16:50 You need the extra runner and you know it.
896 01:16:58 Put it on. Do it.
897 01:17:29 I want you two to play spotters.
898 01:17:31 We'll do it.
899 01:17:33 No.
900 01:17:34 You're lucky I even let you ride with us tonight.
901 01:17:36 Thomas is too recognizable.
902 01:17:38 You can see his disgusting face and bandages
903 01:17:39 even with the helmet on.
904 01:17:41 Casey has to do it. He needs to prove himself.
905 01:17:45 It's time, Casey. Go find us someone to help.
906 01:17:50 They have to be alone.
907 01:18:01 You should have never started taking karate, Casey.
908 01:18:03 - But you did. - We don't have to do this.
909 01:18:05 He'll kill us if we don't.
910 01:18:20 Everything's gonna be okay,
911 01:18:21 but one of us has to hurt him, Casey.
912 01:18:23 I can't.
913 01:18:26 Then wait here.
914 01:18:31 Who are you?
915 01:18:34 Stop!
916 01:18:36 Police! Stop! Show me your hands! Police!
917 01:18:41 Shit.
918 01:18:43 I didn't mean to shoot your friend. Please, stop.
919 01:18:45 Stop where you are! Show me your hands!
920 01:18:47 It was an accident.
921 01:19:07 Casey!
922 01:19:13 Casey!
923 01:19:16 Casey! Casey, we have to leave now!
924 01:20:07 They got our guy. He's dead. They got away.
925 01:20:12 You know, one of the jobs of the spotter
926 01:20:13 is to ask the person if they have a gun.
927 01:20:16 And that man had a gun. Why didn't you ask if he had a gun?
928 01:20:19 My kicks aren't gonna be so strong anymore.
929 01:20:21 The bullet only grazed you.
930 01:20:25 Imprecise and boorish.
931 01:20:27 Hey, this is your fault.
932 01:20:29 Remind me to put a red stripe on your belt tomorrow.
933 01:20:31 What? The stripe for instructors? You... you can keep that.
934 01:20:34 Red stripes aren't for instructors. It's for ending a life.
935 01:20:38 Red represents blood. There's no stripe for instructors.
936 01:20:41 A yellow belt with both black and red stripes...
937 01:20:46 unprecedented.
938 01:20:49 - Thomas, take Anna home. - No.
939 01:20:52 I'll do it.
940 01:20:57 So, how did you get yours?
941 01:20:59 This one on the right.
942 01:21:07 My what?
943 01:21:10 Your stripe. The red one.
944 01:21:16 It was another student.
945 01:21:20 He was a belt above me.
946 01:21:21 The highest ranked at the time, other than Sensei.
947 01:21:24 I was better than him.
948 01:21:27 I knew it, but I also knew my place.
949 01:21:31 And during the sparring sessions,
950 01:21:32 I let him win 'cause I didn't want to upset the hierarchy.
951 01:21:35 As you've probably noticed, there's a hierarchy in karate.
952 01:21:39 At this point, the dojo only had one changing room,
953 01:21:43 so I would wait until the men finished changing,
954 01:21:46 then I would get dressed alone.
955 01:21:49 And one night, as I was getting undressed,
956 01:21:51 the upper belt came in and attacked me from behind.
957 01:21:56 I'd always held back in class,
958 01:21:58 so he saw me as weak.
959 01:22:02 An easy target.
960 01:22:06 I ended up strangling him to death with his own belt.
961 01:22:11 I made him suffer.
962 01:22:15 And the last thing he saw before his eyes burst was
963 01:22:18 the sense of satisfaction on my face.
964 01:22:23 He saw that I was not weak,
965 01:22:26 but strong.
966 01:22:29 I've never held anything back since.
967 01:22:33 After that, Sensei had the old equipment closet
968 01:22:35 converted into the women's changing room.
969 01:22:37 He said that I had tempted the upper belt.
970 01:22:41 That it was my fault.
971 01:22:47 But it wasn't your fault.
972 01:22:51 I know.
973 01:23:00 Thanks for the ride.
974 01:23:02 I hope I never see you in class again, Casey.
975 01:23:06 I hope you leave and never come back. I really do.
976 01:27:42 You're gonna kill him.
977 01:27:45 He's trying to kill him.
978 01:27:47 You think you're the only one that deserves a red stripe?
979 01:27:49 I deserve a red stripe just as much as you. Maybe more.
980 01:27:53 He looks very weak and hopeless.
981 01:27:55 Chances of him making something of his life are minimal.
982 01:27:59 - Go ahead. - Wait.
983 01:28:02 Do you hear that?
984 01:28:04 Sirens.
985 01:28:06 I hear sirens.
986 01:28:08 I don't hear anything.
987 01:28:10 Women are much more sensitive to higher-pitched sounds than men.
988 01:28:12 Trust me. I hear sirens approaching. We should leave.
989 01:28:17 Take his wallet.
990 01:31:28 I'm going to kill you.
991 01:31:31 Do you want to know why?
992 01:31:36 I could say it's for the honor of the dojo.
993 01:31:40 I could tell you it's because you're blackmailing former students
994 01:31:44 into paying membership fees long after they leave.
995 01:31:48 Or because private lessons
996 01:31:51 are given to those who do not ask for them.
997 01:31:54 Like myself.
998 01:31:58 But really it's because I hate you.
999 01:32:02 I hate you very much.
1000 01:32:05 And not only do I want to watch you die,
1001 01:32:08 but I want to be the reason that you stop breathing.
1002 01:32:13 I've never wanted anything more in my entire life.
1003 01:32:19 I'm going to kill you, Leslie.
1004 01:32:26 That's right.
1005 01:32:28 I found out that your real name is Leslie.
1006 01:32:31 I called you that to make you angry.
1007 01:32:34 When you think about it,
1008 01:32:35 Leslie is a lot more feminine-sounding than Casey.
1009 01:32:41 I can make you a black belt.
1010 01:32:43 You can skip all the other colors.
1011 01:32:45 You don't even need to earn it.
1012 01:32:50 I challenge you to a fight to the death, in unarmed combat.
1013 01:32:56 You'll lose.
1014 01:32:59 I'm better at fighting than you.
1015 01:33:09 Very well.
1016 01:33:13 I accept.
1017 01:34:46 I've been thinking a lot lately,
1018 01:34:48 about what I would say to you after I killed you.
1019 01:34:53 I came up with two things,
1020 01:34:55 and I don't want to second-guess my choice later on,
1021 01:34:57 so I'm going to say both.
1022 01:35:00 First, you would say that using this makes me a weak man,
1023 01:35:05 and without question, it does.
1024 01:35:08 But I am alive and you are dead,
1025 01:35:11 so I would argue it makes you the weaker man.
1026 01:35:17 The second thing I came up with is from a film I saw once.
1027 01:35:21 I didn't play by the rules,
1028 01:35:24 but there never were any rules.
1029 01:35:39 I defeated him in unarmed combat to the death.
1030 01:35:42 In the tradition of our Grand Master,
1031 01:35:45 I punched a hole through his head with my index finger.
1032 01:35:48 It was a move that only Grand Master knew but now I know it too.
1033 01:35:53 I did it to restore honor to Grand Master,
1034 01:35:55 this academy and its students.
1035 01:35:57 Does anybody have a problem with that?
1036 01:35:59 Because if you do, I'm happy
1037 01:36:01 to punch my finger through your skull too.
1038 01:36:08 Good. I've killed enough people for today.
1039 01:36:12 On second thought, there is one more thing.
1040 01:36:15 Everyone hold their hands out in front of them.
1041 01:36:21 Don't make me ask again.
1042 01:36:48 What's this for?
1043 01:36:51 I sprained my wrist.
1044 01:36:54 - How did you sprain it? - Playing guitar.
1045 01:36:58 - I didn't know you played. - I do.
1046 01:37:00 How are you with chords and scales?
1047 01:37:02 I'm good with them. I can play several songs quite well.
1048 01:37:06 What type of music were you playing when you sprained your wrist?
1049 01:37:09 Soft rock.
1050 01:37:11 - Take off the bandage. - Why?
1051 01:37:14 Because it is impossible to sprain your wrist playing soft rock.
1052 01:37:17 Only extreme metal can do that.
1053 01:37:40 This is my new dog.
1054 01:37:41 We've come to an understanding.
1055 01:37:43 He knows that I'm the alpha.
1056 01:38:03 This is not mine.
1057 01:38:06 I took it, but I did not earn it.
1058 01:38:46 Now get in line, yellow belt.
1059 01:39:03 Up until this point,
1060 01:39:04 you've been taught that violence equals strength
1061 01:39:06 and compassion equals weakness.
1062 01:39:08 This ideology is limiting.
1063 01:39:11 It is possible to be brutally tolerant or peacefully savage.
1064 01:39:15 Your karate mindset is
1065 01:39:16 equally as important as your karate skill set.
1066 01:39:21 You're gonna notice some changes around here,
1067 01:39:23 but this is still the night class and you are still its students.
1068 01:39:28 Do you understand?
1069 01:39:32 Good.
1070 01:39:34 Let's start with some moderate stretching.
1071 01:39:47 All right, students. Let's start with some warm-ups.
1072 01:39:50 Jumping jacks.
1073 01:39:52 One, two, three, four, five, six...
1074 01:39:57 - Very good. - seven, eight, nine, 10.
1075 01:40:02 Good. Everybody, well done. Now let's do your side kicks.
1076 01:40:17 Very good side kicks. Excellent form.
1077 01:40:20 Okay, everybody. Now we're doing karate chops.
1078 01:40:23 Ready?
1079 01:40:30 Very good chops.
1080 01:40:34 Great job, Manny. You've made great strides.
1081 01:40:37 All right, everybody.
1082 01:40:39 Now I'm going to teach you how to kick with your fist,
1083 01:40:41 and punch with your foot.
1084 01:40:43 Are you ready?