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1 00:00:44 ♪ The sun's in the sky ♪
2 00:00:47 ♪ Nothing can go wrong ♪
3 00:00:51 ♪ Kiss winter goodbye ♪
4 00:00:53 ♪ And sing this summer song ♪
5 00:00:58 ♪ I was born here, I guess I'll stay ♪
6 00:01:02 ♪ Why would I ever go away? ♪
7 00:01:05 ♪ Life is a lifelong ♪
8 00:01:08 ♪ Summer's day... ♪
9 00:01:15 ♪ I'm gonna sing all summer long ♪
10 00:01:22 - Thanks. - Bravo! Bravo!
11 00:01:24 Encore! Uh, "The Summer Song."
12 00:01:27 He just played "The Summer Song."
13 00:01:29 Well, play it again, then.
14 00:01:30 Or just any song with "summer" in the title. Doesn't matter.
15 00:01:33 Cheers, guys. I'm gonna take a bit of a break
16 00:01:35 - and then I'll come back. - Are you being serious?
17 00:01:39 I can't believe I missed it.
18 00:01:46 Jack.
19 00:01:47 Sir.
20 00:01:48 How are you... enjoying the job?
21 00:01:51 Yeah, not bad. Good, thanks.
22 00:01:52 I've noticed the customers like you.
23 00:01:57 Okay, great. Yeah, well, I try to be friendly.
24 00:01:59 Unlike me.
25 00:02:00 I'm increasingly finding I don't like you.
26 00:02:02 Right. You know, the beard gets on my nerves.
27 00:02:05 What's wrong with shaving?
28 00:02:06 Yeah, I know. I suppose I... Yeah...
29 00:02:07 And I don't like the way you're always late.
30 00:02:09 I-I don't like the way you dress.
31 00:02:11 And worse, I get the feeling
32 00:02:12 you think working here is beneath you.
33 00:02:15 But the customers like you.
34 00:02:17 So, if you want to go full-time, you can.
35 00:02:24 Right.
36 00:02:25 Okay. Well, yeah, great.
37 00:02:27 Let me think about that.
38 00:02:28 Or, eh, here's the alternative, son.
39 00:02:31 Two weeks, you're out on your ear.
40 00:02:33 Yeah. I'll give the job to dozy Karen.
41 00:02:39 Okay, great. Well, classic.
42 00:02:42 - Yeah, I'll get right back to you. - Good.
43 00:02:44 There's someone to see you.
44 00:02:45 Make it quick. We've got stuff to sell.
45 00:02:52 Do you want the good news or the bad news?
46 00:02:54 I'm gonna have to say good news,
47 00:02:55 'cause I don't think I could take any more bad news.
48 00:02:56 Well, the good news is you're booked for Latitude Festival.
49 00:03:00 No!
50 00:03:02 Yes! Yes!
51 00:03:03 It's not the biggest...
52 00:03:04 It's the, it's the Suffolk Tent.
53 00:03:06 I don't care what tent, it's Latitude!
54 00:03:08 It's a proper festival!
55 00:03:10 You are the best manager in the world!
56 00:03:13 Latitude!
57 00:03:15 ♪ This road that I'm walking, well, it started young ♪
58 00:03:18 ♪ I found a guitar and then it all begun ♪
59 00:03:21 ♪ I found all the things I wanted to be ♪
60 00:03:23 Classic.
61 00:03:24 ♪ So come take my hand and rock this road with me♪
62 00:03:27 ♪ Rock this road ♪
63 00:03:29 ♪ I'm not gonna stop ♪
64 00:03:30 ♪ Rock this road till I'm at the top ♪
65 00:03:33 ♪ Rock this road, we'll do it right ♪
66 00:03:36 ♪ I'm gonna rock this road tonight ♪
67 00:03:46 ♪ Gotta follow this winding road ♪
68 00:03:49 ♪ I gotta follow ♪
69 00:03:50 ♪ Wherever it goes ♪
70 00:03:50 And it has shiny wheels.
71 00:03:52 ♪ I guess I'll always carry this load ♪
72 00:03:54 ♪ That's my fate ♪
73 00:03:56 ♪ I rock this road ♪
74 00:03:57 Yes, I'd love to play with it.
75 00:04:03 Accept my gratitude, Latitude.
76 00:04:07 Yeah, it's been a blast.
77 00:04:22 I thought "Dinosaur" was particularly strong.
78 00:04:25 Well, yeah, I got most of the words right.
79 00:04:27 ♪ Hear me roar ♪
80 00:04:28 - I'm a dinosaur. - Rocky!
81 00:04:30 - What are you doing here? - Yes, mate!
82 00:04:32 Yeah!
83 00:04:33 I'm a road manager, innit.
84 00:04:36 So everyone who said that you were a lazy,
85 00:04:39 - useless, drug-taking drunk... - Hello.
86 00:04:41 who'd never get a job were wrong.
87 00:04:43 Yes, they were, actually.
88 00:04:44 I'm in profitable employment.
89 00:04:46 A valued cog in a well-oiled rock machine.
90 00:04:49 - Yeah. - Yeah.
91 00:04:51 Good set, though, mate.
92 00:04:52 - Yeah. - Did you hear it? I didn't see you.
93 00:04:53 I-If I'm totally honest,
94 00:04:54 I only popped by for a quick bong behind the tent.
95 00:04:57 But it was a lovely surprise to hear you.
96 00:04:59 I mean, I didn't hear much of it, to be honest, 'cause...
97 00:05:01 of the bong and stuff, but... yeah.
98 00:05:05 You're still making sweet love to young Ellie, I see.
99 00:05:07 No. No. No, never.
100 00:05:10 Not once.
101 00:05:12 That's a shame.
102 00:05:14 She's my manager.
103 00:05:15 Hey, do you wanna come backstage for our gig?
104 00:05:18 - Wha... Please. - Yeah?
105 00:05:19 Let's do it, then.
106 00:05:21 - Let's rock this road. - All right.
107 00:05:23 So how long you been back in Suffolk?
108 00:05:24 Well, I'm trying to live outside the traditional concept of time.
109 00:05:28 So, could be weeks, could be months,
110 00:05:30 could be a year and a half, no idea.
111 00:05:33 Here we are.
112 00:05:34 Thank you so much.
113 00:05:38 So what exactly do you do?
114 00:05:40 Make sure everything runs like clockwork.
115 00:05:42 - Service the equipment. - Right.
116 00:05:44 Make sandwiches, make teas.
117 00:05:48 Oh, Christ.
118 00:05:54 Sorry. Sorry.
119 00:05:56 Sorry, Michael.
120 00:05:57 You're fired.
121 00:05:59 Fair do's.
122 00:06:05 Got fired.
123 00:06:08 Give Ellie one for me, yeah?
124 00:06:10 - No, really, we don't... - Catch you later.
125 00:06:18 Great day.
126 00:06:19 Yeah, great day.
127 00:06:21 Though, Elle, we should stop now.
128 00:06:23 I can't do this anymore.
129 00:06:25 Don't be stupid.
130 00:06:27 You're gonna need a bigger tent.
131 00:06:28 You're gonna need a bigger tent.
132 00:06:30 No, okay, stop. You gotta stop pretending
133 00:06:31 that we're in a thrilling story with a big, exciting end.
134 00:06:36 We're in a little story and it ends now.
135 00:06:38 I think I hear something special in my songs,
136 00:06:40 you think you hear something special,
137 00:06:42 and I love you for it.
138 00:06:43 But no one else does. No one ever has.
139 00:06:45 Nick loves "The Summer Song."
140 00:06:46 Nick is famously a world-class moron.
141 00:06:49 If it hasn't happened by now, it's not going to.
142 00:06:52 It'll take a miracle.
143 00:06:53 Miracles happen.
144 00:06:55 I mean it.
145 00:06:56 This is a serious moment for me.
146 00:06:58 This is just absolutely not happening.
147 00:07:00 Look, I can't be the star that we thought I could be at 14,
148 00:07:03 on that day in the school hall
149 00:07:05 when I sang a pretty cool cover of "Wonderwall"
150 00:07:07 and you were there, backstage.
151 00:07:09 I'm not hearing a word.
152 00:07:10 Okay, but look. This, this
153 00:07:12 was my last gig.
154 00:07:15 And I'm so happy you were there.
155 00:07:18 This is the end of our long and winding road.
156 00:07:26 Come on! The world is full of miracles.
157 00:07:29 Like what?
158 00:07:30 Benedict Cumberbatch becoming a sex symbol.
159 00:07:32 - You'll change your mind. - I won't.
160 00:07:34 This is the start of a better life.
161 00:07:36 And I'm... feeling perky about it.
162 00:07:55 Night-night, rock star.
163 00:07:56 Yeah. Night-night.
164 00:09:29 You all right, mate?
165 00:09:36 Just a few minutes, okay?
166 00:09:49 Can I just say one thing?
167 00:09:51 Just to... warn you.
168 00:09:55 I've spoken with the doctor and you,
169 00:09:57 you will walk again.
170 00:10:00 But you have lost your beard
171 00:10:02 and, um, two big teeth.
172 00:10:05 And even though it should be sad,
173 00:10:06 it's actually very funny, unfortunately.
174 00:10:10 So despite all the pain and inconvenience,
175 00:10:12 you're not even gonna get any sympathy.
176 00:10:15 People will just laugh at you.
177 00:10:24 What happened?
178 00:10:26 No one knows.
179 00:10:28 It was all over the world.
180 00:10:29 Electricity flicked off for 12 seconds.
181 00:10:32 You were just unlucky that at that exact moment, a big bus hit you.
182 00:10:36 You know, the weird thing they thought
183 00:10:37 was gonna happen at midnight when we hit 2000?
184 00:10:39 - Oh, yeah, Y2K. - It sort of happened.
185 00:10:41 It was very big news which, um, you missed entirely.
186 00:10:45 Because of the bus.
187 00:10:49 Right. I've gotta get back to school.
188 00:10:54 - Elle? - Yeah?
189 00:10:56 Thanks for taking such good care of me.
190 00:10:58 You're welcome. I'll come back later.
191 00:11:02 Will you still need me,
192 00:11:03 will you still feed me, when I'm 64?
193 00:11:05 I don't know. I'll think about it.
194 00:11:07 - Why 64? - What do you mean?
195 00:11:10 It's just... oh, forget it.
196 00:11:14 What do you mean, "Why 64?"
197 00:11:21 I think the accident was a message from God.
198 00:11:23 Yeah, he was very angry.
199 00:11:25 Elle, you think me getting hit by a bus
200 00:11:27 was God's way of telling me not to go back to teaching?
201 00:11:30 Exactly.
202 00:11:31 Incredible. It's amazing.
203 00:11:33 You know, God loves your stuff.
204 00:11:34 Look, if God had been remotely interested in my stuff,
205 00:11:37 he would've once, right, just once,
206 00:11:39 had someone write me a fan letter who wasn't my mum.
207 00:11:42 - Or me. - Yeah.
208 00:11:46 I didn't ask to be The Beatles,
209 00:11:47 you know, I just wanted once to have a standing ovation
210 00:11:48 not given by people who were already standing at the bar.
211 00:11:51 Be the what?
212 00:11:57 - Oh, my God. - Oh, yeah.
213 00:12:00 Carol, come and look!
214 00:12:02 I know Ellie said it was funny,
215 00:12:04 but no one mentioned visual humor of this quality.
216 00:12:07 Jack! Oh, my God! Your teeth.
217 00:12:10 Cheese!
218 00:12:13 Presents, presents,
219 00:12:14 - presents. - Mm, presents, presents. Yes, yes.
220 00:12:16 It's true, we have bought you presents.
221 00:12:18 - Exciting. - Well, they have, obviously.
222 00:12:20 - Huge work week. - Yeah, yeah.
223 00:12:21 What do we have here?
224 00:12:23 Okay, okay, okay.
225 00:12:28 - Because you lost your teeth. - That's... Yeah, I know.
226 00:12:30 That's why that's funny. Okay.
227 00:12:32 - Number two. - Where did you get that?
228 00:12:35 - 'Cause you got hit by a bus. - Yeah, I remember.
229 00:12:38 Do you?
230 00:12:39 - Hilarious. - Yeah. All right.
231 00:12:41 One more.
232 00:12:41 - I've signed your name, don't worry. - One more, yes.
233 00:12:43 I don't know what this one could possibly be.
234 00:12:45 - My... Neither do I. - No idea.
235 00:12:48 I mean, I'm thinking some sort of snow shovel.
236 00:12:51 Or a... tiny little giraffe with no legs.
237 00:12:54 Just open it, open it, open it.
238 00:12:58 Okay.
239 00:13:07 'Cause yours got run over by a bus.
240 00:13:10 Well, play something.
241 00:13:10 - Yes, play something. - Come on.
242 00:13:11 Play "The Summer Song."
243 00:13:13 Let me get rid of this.
244 00:13:18 What's tickin' and tockin' and rockin'?
245 00:13:20 - Yeah! - Oh! What is he doing here?
246 00:13:21 Yeah, he got sacked. He's staying with us,
247 00:13:23 sleeping on the sofa.
248 00:13:24 - That is a disaster - Yep.
249 00:13:25 - that could last forever... - That's right.
250 00:13:26 Terrible decision.
251 00:13:27 - and ruin your entire life. - Absolutely.
252 00:13:30 really glad you're not dead, man.
253 00:13:32 He's got a new guitar. He's gonna play a song.
254 00:13:34 Epic.
255 00:13:38 A great guitar requires a great song.
256 00:13:48 ♪ Yesterday ♪
257 00:13:51 ♪ All my troubles seemed so far away ♪
258 00:13:55 ♪ Now it seems as though they're here to stay ♪
259 00:13:59 ♪ Oh, I believe in yesterday ♪
260 00:14:08 Go on.
261 00:14:11 ♪ Suddenly ♪
262 00:14:14 ♪ I'm not half the man I used to be ♪
263 00:14:18 ♪ There's a shadow hanging over me ♪
264 00:14:22 ♪ Oh, yesterday came suddenly ♪
265 00:14:29 ♪ Why she had to go ♪
266 00:14:33 ♪ I don't know ♪
267 00:14:34 ♪ She wouldn't say ♪
268 00:14:38 ♪ I said something wrong ♪
269 00:14:42 ♪ Now I long for yesterday. ♪
270 00:14:53 Oh, my...
271 00:14:54 Wha... What the hell was that?
272 00:14:58 "Yesterday."
273 00:15:00 That was one of the most beautiful songs
274 00:15:02 - I've ever heard. - Yeah. I mean,
275 00:15:04 it's a bit-bit sloppy, but it's sweet.
276 00:15:07 When did you write that?
277 00:15:10 I didn't write it. Paul McCartney wrote it,
278 00:15:12 The Beatles.
279 00:15:13 Who?
280 00:15:15 The Beatles.
281 00:15:16 The what?
282 00:15:19 John, Paul, George and Ringo, The Beatles.
283 00:15:20 Which beetles is this? The insect beetles or the car Beetles?
284 00:15:23 The pop group Beatles... Nick, help me out here.
285 00:15:27 Right. Yes.
286 00:15:29 there's this problem with musicians.
287 00:15:31 They presume everyone else
288 00:15:32 has this encyclopedic knowledge of obscure pop,
289 00:15:35 make you feel stupid when you haven't heard of bands,
290 00:15:37 you know, like Neutral Milk Hotel,
291 00:15:40 or, uh, The Monophonics,
292 00:15:41 or, in this case, The Beatles.
293 00:15:45 - Wow, this is the most complicated joke I've ever heard. - No...
294 00:15:48 Nice song, though.
295 00:15:49 - It's not a nice song. - No, it is, mate.
296 00:15:51 Don't do yourself down
297 00:15:52 just 'cause you look like a cartoon character.
298 00:15:55 - It's-it's a very nice song. - It's not a very nice song, Nick.
299 00:15:57 It's one of the greatest songs ever written.
300 00:15:59 Well, it's not Coldplay. It's not "Fix You."
301 00:16:03 It's not bloody "Fix You," Carol,
302 00:16:04 it's a great, great work of art.
303 00:16:10 Somebody suddenly got very cocky.
304 00:16:14 That song was exquisite.
305 00:16:16 How come I've never heard it before?
306 00:16:18 Okay, I don't know what you guys are playing at,
307 00:16:20 but this is so weird, a-and quite unfair,
308 00:16:23 in light of me having lost two teeth,
309 00:16:25 looking like a sort of reverse rabbit.
310 00:16:27 I-I'm on pretty heavy medication.
311 00:16:29 Just let me out.
312 00:16:31 All right.
313 00:16:36 I thought you liked the medication.
314 00:16:37 Yeah, I do love the medication.
315 00:16:39 I really don't know what you're cross about.
316 00:16:44 Jack...
317 00:17:26 Oh, Christ.
318 00:17:27 No way.
319 00:17:29 No way.
320 00:17:31 Okay. All right.
321 00:17:37 What?
322 00:17:45 Okay.
323 00:17:57 you are having me on.
324 00:18:10 B, b, b, b.
325 00:18:12 "Bowie," "Beck," "Beach Boys."
326 00:18:18 No. Stop it.
327 00:18:30 Fuck off!
328 00:18:32 No!
329 00:18:33 Let's try...
330 00:18:36 Good.
331 00:18:37 Still rolling.
332 00:18:41 Thank God.
333 00:18:42 God bless you, Donald.
334 00:18:44 Okay.
335 00:18:49 No.
336 00:18:50 Okay, let's just...
337 00:18:57 Well, that figures.
338 00:19:22 Elle!
339 00:19:27 Jack.
340 00:19:35 - What...? - Do you genuinely not know who The Beatles are?
341 00:19:38 Genuinely.
342 00:19:40 Okay.
343 00:19:42 Then I'm in a really, really, really complicated situation.
344 00:19:45 See you soon.
345 00:19:46 Nice pajamas.
346 00:19:50 Jack!
347 00:19:51 What
348 00:19:54 Christ. I don't even know
349 00:19:55 if I can remember the words to the songs.
350 00:19:57 Okay. "Eleanor Rigby...
351 00:20:01 "Eleanor Rigby lives in a church,
352 00:20:03 in a room where the wedding..."
353 00:20:05 No.
354 00:20:07 "Eleanor Rigby, darning her socks in the...
355 00:20:10 In a room where..."
356 00:20:11 No, does... does she have...?
357 00:20:14 Does she have socks?
358 00:20:26 Am I gonna do this?
359 00:20:29 Can I do this?
360 00:20:49 - Yeah? - Four and one.
361 00:20:50 Four and one. Beautiful. That's music to my ears.
362 00:20:52 - Right, now what is our common, uh, factor... - Miss, there's
363 00:20:54 - someone at the window. - Sorry?
364 00:20:56 The window, the window.
365 00:20:59 Yes. Right.
366 00:21:00 Can you all just give me just one second?
367 00:21:02 I want... If there's any more factors of, um, 18,
368 00:21:05 I wanna hear 'em.
369 00:21:07 - Yes? - I may do one more gig.
370 00:21:08 I think I may have got some, like, new songs.
371 00:21:10 - Is that your boyfriend, miss? - Great.
372 00:21:13 No!
373 00:21:14 Enough! He is not my boyfriend! That is enough.
374 00:21:15 ♪ Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again ♪
375 00:21:18 ♪ Teacher gets annoyed ♪
376 00:21:19 Yes! Another one.
377 00:21:20 Your boyfriend's left you, miss.
378 00:21:23 Awkward!
379 00:21:26 You're right, that was very awkward.
380 00:21:27 But let's keep going!
381 00:21:30 ♪ He's a real nowhere man ♪
382 00:21:32 ♪ Sitting in his nowhere land ♪
383 00:21:36 What did he do there, though?
384 00:21:38 ♪ Woke up, fell out of bed ♪
385 00:21:40 ♪ Dragged a... neh... across my head ♪
386 00:21:43 Yeah?
387 00:21:46 Sure those Post-it Notes
388 00:21:47 aren't gonna mark the wallpaper?
389 00:21:48 That's not exactly my top priority at the moment.
390 00:21:50 Well, your top priority should be
391 00:21:52 getting yourself some new teeth.
392 00:21:54 I brought you a Pepsi.
393 00:21:55 - Have we not got any Coke? - What?
394 00:21:58 Coca-Cola.
395 00:22:00 I don't know what you're saying.
396 00:22:02 Come downstairs if you're hungry.
397 00:22:13 Gotcha.
398 00:22:16 Do you reckon you could, like, make 'em look,
399 00:22:17 you know, better than before?
400 00:22:19 It's just, I'm hoping to relaunch my music thing...
401 00:22:21 I'm a dentist, Jack, not a magician.
402 00:22:24 Let's try the red.
403 00:22:27 Your dad was my first-ever patient.
404 00:22:29 I only survived because of people like him.
405 00:22:31 That's right.
406 00:22:33 I only coped...
407 00:22:34 Clamp.
408 00:22:36 with a little help from my friends.
409 00:22:55 So, um...
410 00:22:58 - I thought we'd agreed. - Yeah, well, we had, Dad.
411 00:22:59 But I've-I've got a bunch of new songs,
412 00:23:00 and I thought people might like to hear 'em.
413 00:23:03 Well, why, uh,
414 00:23:05 why don't you play one for us?
415 00:23:09 Okay.
416 00:23:10 - You sure? - Y-Yeah, of course.
417 00:23:12 Me and your dad love hearing your... things.
418 00:23:14 Don't we, darling?
419 00:23:16 We do.
420 00:23:17 Okay. Okay, good.
421 00:23:19 Right.
422 00:23:25 Okay.
423 00:23:27 Right, this is called... "Let It Be."
424 00:23:52 ♪ When I find myself in times of trouble ♪
425 00:23:56 ♪ Mother Mary comes to me ♪
426 00:23:59 ♪ Speaking... ♪
427 00:24:00 Sorry, love. I'll get it.
428 00:24:05 Good start, though. Very pretty.
429 00:24:08 - Terry! - Hello, Sheila.
430 00:24:10 - Come in, love. - Nice to see you.
431 00:24:12 It's Terry!
432 00:24:13 - Hello. - Terry.
433 00:24:15 Jack's just playing us a new song.
434 00:24:17 Oh, really? I thought, I thought he'd given up.
435 00:24:19 - Yeah, no, well, he's got some new songs. - He...
436 00:24:21 What's this one called?
437 00:24:22 - "Leave It Be." - "Let It Be."
438 00:24:24 Excellent. Well, rock on, Jack.
439 00:24:27 Well, it's not very rocky, but...
440 00:24:31 ♪ When I find myself in times of trouble... ♪
441 00:24:34 Would you like a drink, Terry?
442 00:24:35 Dad...
443 00:24:36 Well, I'd already heard that bit.
444 00:24:37 Sorry, Jack.
445 00:24:38 Your dad's a rude man.
446 00:24:41 Yeah, I'll get a beer, please, Jed.
447 00:24:42 Excellent. Right.
448 00:24:45 Carry on, Jacko.
449 00:24:46 I'll be back.
450 00:24:47 - Can I get it in a glass? - Glass it is!
451 00:24:49 Right, is everyone else settled?
452 00:24:50 - Yes! - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
453 00:24:52 Hurry it up, darling, you're losing the crowd.
454 00:24:54 Okay.
455 00:24:56 ♪ When I find myself in times of trouble ♪
456 00:24:59 ♪ Mother Mary comes to me... ♪
457 00:25:02 Sorry. Sorry, Jack. That's me.
458 00:25:04 Sorry, my fault.
459 00:25:07 It's Marge.
460 00:25:09 Hello, love.
461 00:25:11 I'm just at, uh, Jed and Sheila's house
462 00:25:13 listening to Jack's new song. "Let Him Be."
463 00:25:15 - "Let It Be." - "Let It Be."
464 00:25:17 No, well, apparently, he's-he's started up again.
465 00:25:21 Yeah.
466 00:25:22 Yeah, I know.
467 00:25:25 I know. I know.
468 00:25:28 Yeah, I know.
469 00:25:30 - I know. - What do you know?
470 00:25:32 Listen, I'll... I'll call you back when it's over, all right?
471 00:25:35 All right, then. Yeah. Okay. See you in a minute.
472 00:25:38 Right. Carry on broadcasting, young man.
473 00:25:40 Maybe start after the first bit.
474 00:25:42 I've heard it three times now.
475 00:25:42 If it's okay, I'm gonna go from the top.
476 00:25:44 Please yourself, son.
477 00:25:50 Then, maybe we can have "Summer Song."
478 00:25:53 Christ! This is "Let It Be."
479 00:25:55 You're the first people on Earth to hear this song.
480 00:25:58 This is like watching Da Vinci paint The Mona Lisa
481 00:26:01 right in front of your bloody eyes.
482 00:26:03 Can you not just be quiet for a single second?
483 00:26:11 That'll be Marge.
484 00:26:12 - Marjorie! - Well, she said she was gonna come round,
485 00:26:14 - so I'll... Oh, yeah. - I'll put the kettle on.
486 00:26:17 - Hi! - Hello, love.
487 00:26:18 - Hi. Hi. - How are you?
488 00:26:19 - Come in, come in. - Well, that went well.
489 00:26:22 - That's good coffee. - Good.
490 00:26:23 This is a new song I've just written.
491 00:26:25 ♪ Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethin' ♪
492 00:26:32 ♪ I think you'll understand ♪
493 00:26:36 ♪ When I say that somethin' ♪
494 00:26:41 ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
495 00:26:46 ♪ Whisper words of wisdom ♪
496 00:26:48 ♪ Let it be ♪
497 00:26:58 God.
498 00:27:06 Right, bag stack them up and put them on the trailer.
499 00:27:13 Excuse me.
500 00:27:14 - Yeah? - Um, are you the manager?
501 00:27:18 I'm Gavin.
502 00:27:25 You okay?
503 00:27:29 It's me, that's the problem.
504 00:27:30 That's the awful truth. The revelation.
505 00:27:33 I know the songs are strong, but no one's interested still.
506 00:27:38 Jack Malik's the problem.
507 00:27:39 - That's not true. - It is.
508 00:27:41 I just don't have the "it" that's the difference
509 00:27:43 between Jay-Z and...
510 00:27:46 Jay-Y.
511 00:27:49 Well, then, how do you explain this?
512 00:27:54 You're gonna be a recording artist, Mr. Malik.
513 00:27:57 ♪ Because she loves you ♪
514 00:27:59 ♪ And you know that can't be bad ♪
515 00:28:03 ♪ Yes, she loves you ♪
516 00:28:03 I'd be very happy to help for free.
517 00:28:05 ♪ And you know you should be glad ♪
518 00:28:06 My studio, at your service.
519 00:28:08 Gavin. You're cool.
520 00:28:09 ♪ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
521 00:28:11 Am I?
522 00:28:12 ♪ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
523 00:28:15 ♪ And with a love like that ♪
524 00:28:16 ♪ You know you should be glad ♪
525 00:28:21 ♪ With a love like that ♪
526 00:28:22 ♪ You know you should... ♪
527 00:28:35 ♪ Be glad... ♪
528 00:28:47 Yes, yes, yes, we got it!
529 00:28:48 Yes, we have reached the mountaintop!
530 00:28:53 Do you like it, Gavin?
531 00:28:54 I absolutely love it, Ellie.
532 00:28:59 Jack, you got any more songs?
533 00:29:02 One or two.
534 00:29:03 ♪ Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethin' ♪
535 00:29:08 ♪ I think you'll understand ♪
536 00:29:11 ♪ When I say that somethin' ♪
537 00:29:15 ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
538 00:29:19 ♪ Now, let me hold your hand ♪
539 00:29:22 ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
540 00:29:26 ♪ And when I touch you ♪
541 00:29:29 ♪ I feel happy inside ♪
542 00:29:34 ♪ It's such a feelin' that my love ♪
543 00:29:38 ♪ I can't hide ♪
544 00:29:40 ♪ I can't hide ♪
545 00:29:41 ♪ I can't hide... ♪
546 00:29:46 ♪ Well, she was just 17 ♪
547 00:29:50 ♪ You know what I mean ♪
548 00:29:53 ♪ And the way she looked ♪
549 00:29:55 ♪ Was way beyond compare ♪
550 00:30:00 ♪ She wouldn't dance with another ♪
551 00:30:06 ♪ When I saw her standing there ♪
552 00:30:14 - Have a listen. - Thank you.
553 00:30:16 - Exciting. - How much?
554 00:30:18 No charge.
555 00:30:19 It's free with any purchase.
556 00:30:21 Songs with your Snickers, music with your multipacks.
557 00:30:23 - Thank you. - Tunes with your chunks of cheddar cheese.
558 00:30:25 - Jack! - And here's a lovely little story.
559 00:30:28 Jack, you work in the wholesale warehouse in Lowestoft.
560 00:30:32 And we hear members of the retail trade have been getting
561 00:30:35 a free CD along with their jumbo boxes
562 00:30:38 - of Nescafé and washing powder. - That's right.
563 00:30:41 But you're gonna sing us a new song now.
564 00:30:43 So, here's Jack Malik, the singing wholesaler,
565 00:30:46 "In My Life."
566 00:30:48 ♪ But of all these friends and lovers ♪
567 00:30:53 ♪ There is no one ♪
568 00:30:55 ♪ Compares with you ♪
569 00:30:57 ♪ And these memories lose their meaning ♪
570 00:31:02 ♪ When I think of love as something new ♪
571 00:31:06 ♪ Though I know I'll never lose affection ♪
572 00:31:10 ♪ For people and things that went before ♪
573 00:31:15 ♪ I know I'll often stop and think about them ♪
574 00:31:19 ♪ In my life ♪
575 00:31:23 ♪ I love you more ♪
576 00:31:34 Beautiful.
577 00:31:35 No mention of, uh, jumbo-sized Fairy liquid, but nice work.
578 00:31:39 You ever thought about doing a wholesale-based song?
579 00:31:42 Not really, no.
580 00:31:43 You could call it, uh, "In My Warehouse"
581 00:31:46 instead of "In My Life."
582 00:31:47 Now, time to find out what's happening in Kerry's Kitchen.
583 00:31:51 G'day, everyone. It's Kerry here.
584 00:31:56 I could've written every song of the Rolling Stones
585 00:31:58 or David Bowie.
586 00:31:59 I'll always just be Lowestoft's warbling warehouseman.
587 00:32:03 No, don't.
588 00:32:04 - That's not true. - So obviously is.
589 00:32:10 That song was really beautiful.
590 00:32:13 Who-who did you write it about?
591 00:32:16 Stop here. Stop the car.
592 00:32:23 Elle.
593 00:32:25 These songs.
594 00:32:29 There's something about 'em you should know.
595 00:32:36 Hi.
596 00:32:37 Hi... it's the musician... Ed Sheeran.
597 00:32:39 - I beg your pardon. - Ed Sheeran.
598 00:32:42 - I'm a musician. - Yeah, no, seriously though, who is it?
599 00:32:44 This must be a bad line, I'll-I'll call you back.
600 00:32:49 Who was it?
601 00:32:51 He said it was Ed Sheeran, the musician.
602 00:32:53 That'll be Nick.
603 00:32:56 Nick!
604 00:32:57 No, it's Ed Sheeran again.
605 00:32:59 Yeah, can I speak to Carol, please?
606 00:33:00 There's no one called Carol here.
607 00:33:02 Except there is. She's always there.
608 00:33:04 Okay, mate, um, I'll leave it there.
609 00:33:07 Amazing performance tonight though, on TV.
610 00:33:08 That song, "In My Life," that was really beautiful.
611 00:33:14 What did he say?
612 00:33:17 He said he really enjoyed "In My Life."
613 00:33:20 And what did Carol say?
614 00:33:21 - She wasn't there. - She's always there.
615 00:33:25 I think it might've been Ed Sheeran.
616 00:33:29 The musician?
617 00:33:49 Hi.
618 00:33:50 - Hello. - I'm Ed.
619 00:33:52 - Is Jack here? - Oh. Right.
620 00:33:54 I'll see if he's up. Just wait there, love.
621 00:33:57 Jack!
622 00:33:59 - It's for you. - Who is it?
623 00:34:01 His name's Ed.
624 00:34:07 He's got a nice, friendly face.
625 00:34:10 - Hi. - Hi.
626 00:34:17 C... Uh, come in.
627 00:34:23 Your shirt's inside out.
628 00:34:25 Oh, Christ.
629 00:34:28 We should...
630 00:34:31 Ouch.
631 00:34:32 So, uh, look, I'm sorry to barge in like this.
632 00:34:35 No, no, uh, major pop stars
633 00:34:36 are always dropping round, you know?
634 00:34:38 Lady Gaga won't leave us alone.
635 00:34:40 You're funny.
636 00:34:41 Well, funny-looking, at least.
637 00:34:43 Yeah, so, anyway, I live, uh,
638 00:34:45 I live locally, and I saw your song on TV.
639 00:34:48 And it was really good.
640 00:34:52 So I googled you,
641 00:34:53 and I listened to your songs on the warehouse website.
642 00:34:57 And they were even better.
643 00:34:58 Gosh, thanks.
644 00:34:59 All right, don't mind me.
645 00:35:02 So, I've had the support act drop out
646 00:35:04 of the European leg of the tour,
647 00:35:05 and I was wondering if you'd consider it.
648 00:35:08 - Consider what? - S... Yeah.
649 00:35:10 Being the opening act.
650 00:35:13 - For you, seriously? - Nope.
651 00:35:14 Yeah, why not?
652 00:35:15 W-Wha... When would I start?
653 00:35:18 Tuesday.
654 00:35:19 Do you know where the pickle is?
655 00:35:21 No.
656 00:35:22 - No. - Tu... What, Tuesday?
657 00:35:23 - Not next July? - No. Tuesday.
658 00:35:26 - Is your hearing all right? - No.
659 00:35:28 No, my hearing is fine, it's just,
660 00:35:29 you keep saying lots of really strange things.
661 00:35:30 But yes, yes, thank you, yes.
662 00:35:34 - How long do you need? - About 30 minutes. Maximum.
663 00:35:37 Any more than that, people start getting a bit restless.
664 00:35:39 You know, "Bring on the ginger geezer."
665 00:35:41 Get in.
666 00:35:44 Night.
667 00:35:45 - Night. - Night.
668 00:35:46 Night. Nice to meet you.
669 00:35:49 You look like Ed Sheeran, you know.
670 00:35:54 I am Ed Sheeran.
671 00:35:55 Oh, right. Well done.
672 00:36:00 Light show?
673 00:36:01 - Preferably not, no. - Well, that's good,
674 00:36:02 'cause I've only got the torch on my phone, so...
675 00:36:06 Have you got any beer?
676 00:36:07 Cider.
677 00:36:08 - Cider works. - Okay.
678 00:36:10 I'll have a cider with the man that wrote "Yesterday."
679 00:36:13 Yeah.
680 00:36:16 Mum, Dad, who drunk all the cider?
681 00:36:18 - That is nuts! - Yeah, as you said, it's nutty.
682 00:36:20 And he's absolutely covered in tattoos.
683 00:36:23 Nice dressing gown, by the way.
684 00:36:25 No, it's not. No.
685 00:36:27 Don't. Don't start.
686 00:36:28 It looked so good online, so I just ordered it,
687 00:36:30 and the most disgusting pink thing in history turns up.
688 00:36:33 - So good. - Meanwhile, you need a new roadie.
689 00:36:35 Tomorrow.
690 00:36:37 What do you mean? You're not coming?
691 00:36:39 No, of course not.
692 00:36:41 I'm, you know, a schoolteacher.
693 00:36:43 I teach maths.
694 00:36:45 I can't suddenly manage Ed Sheeran's support act.
695 00:36:47 Yeah, maybe you can, though.
696 00:36:52 Well, I certainly can't do it this Tuesday.
697 00:36:54 'Cause we've got a parent-teacher's evening at 6:45.
698 00:36:56 And, although I like you, I...
699 00:36:59 I don't like you enough to let down the whole of year ten.
700 00:37:01 - Right. - Okay. Sorry.
701 00:37:04 Lucy, Ellie's resigned from her post.
702 00:37:06 Do you fancy being my roadie in Moscow on Tuesday?
703 00:37:09 Sorry. Would love to,
704 00:37:10 but we've got rehearsals for the school play.
705 00:37:13 Okay.
706 00:37:14 Let's think, plan C.
707 00:37:17 - Oh, no. - What?
708 00:37:19 I've had an idea. It's a very bad idea.
709 00:37:22 ♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪
710 00:37:26 ♪ I'm in love with your body ♪
711 00:37:27 ♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪
712 00:37:31 ♪ I'm in love with your body ♪
713 00:37:32 ♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪
714 00:37:36 ♪ I'm in love with the shape of you. ♪
715 00:37:37 Welcome aboard.
716 00:37:39 How you doing, man?
717 00:37:41 Here he is.
718 00:37:42 Hello, Mr. Sheeran. My name's Rocky.
719 00:37:44 And y-you can call me whatever you like.
720 00:37:46 "Handsome" always works well.
721 00:37:49 No.
722 00:37:50 Only kidding, no, it was just... Rock... just call me Rocky.
723 00:37:53 Nice to meet you, Rocky.
724 00:37:54 Jack, you and Rocky are at the back there.
725 00:37:56 And listen, um, tonight, it's small and intimate.
726 00:37:59 Don't worry. Nothing to be worried about.
727 00:38:03 - Love your work, man. - Thank you.
728 00:38:04 - Especially the rapping. - Really?
729 00:38:06 No, I'm only kidding.
730 00:38:10 No, leave it to the brothers, that'd be my advice.
731 00:38:12 Gingers and rap... sounds a bit crap.
732 00:38:16 Well, you may be right. Enjoy your flight.
733 00:38:21 Here he is.
734 00:38:22 Wait a minute!
735 00:38:23 All right, um...
736 00:38:26 I think it will be neat if I take my seat.
737 00:38:30 Boom. Victory.
738 00:38:39 ♪ Gonna fly to the... ♪
739 00:38:41 Champagne?
740 00:38:43 Yes, please. Thank you.
741 00:38:45 Champagne, sir?
742 00:38:46 Have you got Coke?
743 00:38:49 Sorry?
744 00:38:50 Right, yeah. Pepsi, please.
745 00:38:52 Of course, sir.
746 00:38:56 ♪ Back in the US, back in the US ♪
747 00:38:58 ♪ Back in the USSR ♪
748 00:39:03 ♪ Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out ♪
749 00:39:06 ♪ They leave the West behind ♪
750 00:39:09 ♪ And the Moscow girls make me sing and shout ♪
751 00:39:13 ♪ Georgia's always on my mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind ♪
752 00:39:18 All right, Moscow!
753 00:39:27 Sing it with me!
754 00:39:34 Louder than that!
755 00:39:36 Louder!
756 00:39:59 ♪ Back in the USSR ♪
757 00:40:02 ♪ You don't know how lucky you are, boys ♪
758 00:40:05 ♪ Back in the USSR ♪
759 00:40:17 Cheers.
760 00:40:19 Okay, Moscow,
761 00:40:21 it was Jack Malik!
762 00:40:29 And now are you ready for Ed Sheeran?!
763 00:40:39 On a three-hour plane journey, without a guitar?
764 00:40:42 Yeah.
765 00:40:45 'Cause I thought we were going to Russia,
766 00:40:46 so I should write a song about Russia.
767 00:40:48 Yeah, that... I just, I thought it was really cool
768 00:40:50 that you called it "USSR," You know?
769 00:40:51 It probably stopped being called that before you were born.
770 00:40:54 Yeah.
771 00:40:56 Amazing, man.
772 00:40:57 - Loved that USSR track. - Thanks.
773 00:41:00 Right. I've got an idea.
774 00:41:02 Everyone, I think we can all agree that we're impressed
775 00:41:04 with Jack's songwriting talent, right?
776 00:41:07 So, here's the plan.
777 00:41:08 I'm gonna go out that door, Jack's gonna go out this door.
778 00:41:10 And whoever writes the best song in ten minutes, wins.
779 00:41:16 What's the prize?
780 00:41:17 No prize. Just being the best songwriter.
781 00:41:20 Jack "Back in the USSR" Malik, are you in?
782 00:41:24 - Okay. - Okay.
783 00:41:26 And it can't be anything you've written before.
784 00:41:27 Like, nothing in your bottom drawer.
785 00:41:28 Has to be new, tonight.
786 00:41:30 - Right. - Cool.
787 00:41:32 - Fun. - I still,
788 00:41:33 still think there should be a prize, Ed.
789 00:41:35 I mean, with all his money, he could afford a tenner.
790 00:41:44 Ladies and gentlemen,
791 00:41:46 we are gathered here tonight to witness an epic battle.
792 00:41:50 In the blue corner,
793 00:41:51 Sir Ed Sheeran!
794 00:41:54 ♪ Broken hearts can find a love to make them whole ♪
795 00:41:57 ♪ Anywhere ♪
796 00:42:00 ♪ She said we are penguins on the ice ♪
797 00:42:06 ♪ We're not meant to fly, but God knows we can try ♪
798 00:42:10 ♪ Well, I see a hope that's in your eyes ♪
799 00:42:15 ♪ Well, can you see the love in mine? ♪
800 00:42:19 And now,
801 00:42:20 the soon-to-be defeated, Mr. Jack Malik!
802 00:42:27 ♪ The long and winding road ♪
803 00:42:33 ♪ That leads to your door ♪
804 00:42:42 ♪ Will never disappear ♪
805 00:42:49 ♪ I've seen that road before ♪
806 00:42:55 ♪ It always leads me here ♪
807 00:43:02 ♪ Lead me to your door ♪
808 00:43:07 ♪ Many times I've been alone ♪
809 00:43:10 ♪ And many times I've cried ♪
810 00:43:13 ♪ Any way you'll never know ♪
811 00:43:16 ♪ The many ways I've tried ♪
812 00:43:19 ♪ But still they lead me back ♪
813 00:43:25 ♪ To the long ♪
814 00:43:28 ♪ And winding road ♪
815 00:43:34 ♪ You left me standing here ♪
816 00:43:40 ♪ A long, long time ago ♪
817 00:43:47 ♪ Don't leave me waiting here ♪
818 00:43:53 ♪ Lead me to your door ♪
819 00:44:14 So, the vote!
820 00:44:17 Nope, no vote. No vote.
821 00:44:20 No. That was, uh, an interesting moment.
822 00:44:25 I was always told that there would be someone
823 00:44:27 who came along that was a lot better than me,
824 00:44:29 and you are definitely better than me, Jack.
825 00:44:32 Yeah, wow. That was, uh,
826 00:44:34 one of the best songs I've heard in my life.
827 00:44:37 I mean, these things are complicated.
828 00:44:40 Yeah. Obviously not complicated for you, though, right?
829 00:44:44 I think I'm gonna go to bed.
830 00:44:46 Someone should probably shag him while they have the chance.
831 00:44:48 - Yeah. - Pick me, Jack!
832 00:44:49 You're definitely Mozart, mate.
833 00:44:50 And I'm definitely Salieri.
834 00:44:53 Night, Jack.
835 00:45:00 Hi. I'm Debra Hammer.
836 00:45:03 I'm Ed's manager.
837 00:45:05 We should talk.
838 00:45:07 Yeah? Uh... well... I've kind of...
839 00:45:09 - I've kind of got a manager back home. - Oh?
840 00:45:11 No, but, but no, but we should talk.
841 00:45:12 - Yeah. - Okay, great.
842 00:45:15 That's great.
843 00:45:17 Good. Have a good night. I'll see you in Los Angeles.
844 00:45:20 In Los Angeles?
845 00:45:22 Yeah, well, we, we need you to come to L.A.
846 00:45:25 See, we pay and then you come and you write songs
847 00:45:29 and then we release them, and you make a ton of money.
848 00:45:33 And then we take most of it.
849 00:45:39 Okay.
850 00:45:40 I have a question.
851 00:45:41 Is this the best that you can look?
852 00:45:46 We'll figure it out.
853 00:45:48 Gorgeous.
854 00:45:53 Ellie, Ellie, Ellie!
855 00:45:55 Well, in my capacity as Jack's
856 00:45:57 former musical mentor, stroke manager,
857 00:46:00 stroke roadie, stroke driver...
858 00:46:02 'Cause he can't even drive.
859 00:46:04 Loser! Loser!
860 00:46:07 - Honestly, no, you can have the job back. - No, thanks.
861 00:46:10 Why would anyone ever leave Suffolk before the day they die?
862 00:46:15 Right, but if you must go to Los Angeles
863 00:46:18 - and hang out with perverts and drug addicts... - I must.
864 00:46:21 then we wish you good luck and success.
865 00:46:23 Or, even better, failure
866 00:46:25 and a swift return.
867 00:46:26 Failure and a swift return!
868 00:46:35 Will you miss me, Jack?
869 00:46:36 Course I'll miss you.
870 00:46:40 Of course I'll miss you.
871 00:46:44 You're leaving, so... I can ask you anything.
872 00:46:56 How did I get in the wrong column?
873 00:47:00 How did I get in
874 00:47:02 the "Friend, manager, roadie" Column, inst...
875 00:47:07 instead of the "And I Love Her" column?
876 00:47:14 What are you doing up there?
877 00:47:16 Come on. If you don't come downstairs soon,
878 00:47:18 your mum will be too drunk to make her speech.
879 00:47:20 - Jack! - Coming, Ellie Wellie?
880 00:47:21 Yeah.
881 00:47:21 Come on down, my baby bunny, we miss you!
882 00:47:25 - Jack! - Ellie!
883 00:47:26 - Jack! - Jack!
884 00:47:27 Jackie, what are you doing up there?
885 00:47:29 Oh, God. Are those definitely columns?
886 00:47:32 Jack!
887 00:47:34 Well, a girl can certainly tell the difference.
888 00:47:38 - Jack! - It...
889 00:47:40 Actually, seriously, it is getting a bit grim,
890 00:47:41 so you may wanna, uh, uh, come down.
891 00:47:44 - Come on! - We miss you!
892 00:47:46 Jack!
893 00:47:50 Ellie. That's...
894 00:47:54 - big news on a big night. - Ellie!
895 00:47:56 Jack, get down here now, mate!
896 00:47:58 Jack!
897 00:48:00 Come on!
898 00:48:04 Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack...
899 00:48:10 Jack!
900 00:48:22 ♪ Here comes the sun ♪
901 00:48:25 ♪ Here comes the sun, and I say ♪
902 00:48:29 ♪ It's all right ♪
903 00:48:33 Get it!
904 00:48:34 ♪ Sun, sun, sun ♪
905 00:48:36 ♪ Here it comes ♪
906 00:48:40 ♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪
907 00:48:44 ...cute vegan place down the street, I love it.
908 00:48:46 Ladies.
909 00:48:46 ♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes. ♪
910 00:48:52 Jack Malik.
911 00:48:55 Welcome to my little beach shack.
912 00:48:59 Thank you for coming all this way.
913 00:49:01 Good to see you. Well...
914 00:49:05 - you're not very attractive. - No.
915 00:49:08 - You're out of shape. - Yes.
916 00:49:10 You're skinny, yet, somehow, round.
917 00:49:13 You have been profoundly unsuccessful for ten years.
918 00:49:18 - Yep. - And until about a month ago,
919 00:49:21 we'd call you a complete failure.
920 00:49:23 Well, that's not quite how I'd put it, but...
921 00:49:25 - We would say that you were a complete failure. - Yeah.
922 00:49:28 Sit, please.
923 00:49:29 But now, now...
924 00:49:33 you've hit an extraordinary songwriting groove,
925 00:49:36 and you want to be the biggest star in the world.
926 00:49:39 - Well, mmm... - "Yes" Is the answer to that question.
927 00:49:42 Well, yes, I guess.
928 00:49:43 Not, "Well, yes, I guess."
929 00:49:46 "Yes."
930 00:49:48 I guess.
931 00:49:53 Buddy, what I'm offering you,
932 00:49:57 is the great and glorious poisoned chalice
933 00:50:00 of money and fame.
934 00:50:03 If you don't want to drink it,
935 00:50:05 which I would understand,
936 00:50:07 go back and have a warm beer in little, bonny England.
937 00:50:12 If you do want to drink it,
938 00:50:14 I need to hear you say, "Debra, I'm so thirsty.
939 00:50:19 Give me the goddamn chalice."
940 00:50:23 So, which is it?
941 00:50:27 I'll take the chalice.
942 00:50:31 Yeah.
943 00:50:32 ♪ You're asking me will my love grow ♪
944 00:50:37 ♪ I don't know ♪
945 00:50:39 ♪ I... don't know ♪
946 00:50:45 ♪ Stick around now, it may show ♪
947 00:50:50 ♪ I don't know ♪
948 00:50:52 ♪ I... don't know. ♪
949 00:51:00 Yeah. I'm feeling that.
950 00:51:02 Okay, what's next?
951 00:51:05 It's called "A Hard Day's Night."
952 00:51:06 All right.
953 00:51:08 What does that mean?
954 00:51:11 I'm not quite sure yet.
955 00:51:13 Okay, we're rolling when you're ready.
956 00:51:16 Stop, stop. Something's missing.
957 00:51:17 It-it's the guitar, it has to gently weep more.
958 00:51:24 That's it! That's my baby!
959 00:51:25 - Yes! Yes! - Yeah? Good.
960 00:51:27 ♪ I'm gonna sing this summer song ♪
961 00:51:34 ♪ I'm gonna sing all summer long. ♪
962 00:51:38 - Okay. The first one... - "Here Comes the Sun."
963 00:51:41 Is... Yeah, yeah. That's amazing.
964 00:51:45 - And the second one... - My personal favorite.
965 00:51:47 - "The Summer Song." - "The Summer Song."
966 00:51:49 That is...
967 00:51:51 it's simple without being charming.
968 00:51:55 I'm struggling to find the words.
969 00:51:56 I hated it, but...
970 00:51:58 I wasn't interested in it enough to listen to it again
971 00:52:02 to find out why.
972 00:52:06 Yeah, bin it.
973 00:52:09 Yeah. Reject.
974 00:52:11 Thank you, Rocky.
975 00:52:14 Times like this, I wish I hadn't given up smoking.
976 00:52:16 I could just murder a cigarette.
977 00:52:20 Yeah.
978 00:52:22 What's a "Cigarette"?
979 00:52:26 What?
980 00:52:45 Oh, yes, Jack, this is Hilary.
981 00:52:47 She's gonna be working with you on your image.
982 00:52:50 Do I have to have an image?
983 00:52:52 Well, if you don't have an image,
984 00:52:53 - then the lack of image becomes an image. - Right.
985 00:52:57 And the music sounds so joyful.
986 00:52:59 It'd be a shame to let it down by you being so...
987 00:53:03 off-putting.
988 00:53:05 I can see how you two might be friends.
989 00:53:09 Yeah, yeah.
990 00:53:10 So, here... Okay, here's the plan.
991 00:53:12 We're gonna take the five best songs,
992 00:53:14 we'll put them online, right?
993 00:53:16 No visuals, just the music.
994 00:53:19 The enigma of Jack Malik.
995 00:53:22 And then, we wait until we've...
996 00:53:25 fixed all of this,
997 00:53:27 and we release
998 00:53:28 an astonishing,
999 00:53:30 era-defining double album that changes popular music forever.
1000 00:53:38 ♪ Boy, you're gonna carry that weight ♪
1001 00:53:43 ♪ Carry that weight a long time ♪
1002 00:53:49 ♪ Boy, you're gonna carry that weight ♪
1003 00:53:55 ♪ Carry that weight a long time ♪
1004 00:54:05 #JackMalik.
1005 00:54:06 #SheLovesYou.
1006 00:54:08 I always knew he was a star, right from the start.
1007 00:54:09 We were very much neck and neck in the earlier days.
1008 00:54:13 We were both entertainers.
1009 00:54:14 "Yesterday."
1010 00:54:18 Me say more fans. Me say Jacko!
1011 00:54:19 The producer of the now-famous "Warehouse Tapes," Gavin.
1012 00:54:22 Absolutely and utterly the, the best moment of my life.
1013 00:54:25 Basically, we seem to be talking
1014 00:54:27 about the Shakespeare of pop music.
1015 00:54:29 These songs, there's only five of them,
1016 00:54:30 but they break new ground.
1017 00:54:32 We've never heard anything like this before.
1018 00:54:33 - We want more. - But we definitely need to hear more.
1019 00:54:34 - More songs. More, more... - Write more new songs, Jack.
1020 00:54:38 The best album ever. No question.
1021 00:54:45 ♪ Eleanor Rigby, sits in the church ♪
1022 00:54:48 ♪ In the night where the wedding has been... ♪
1023 00:54:52 No.
1024 00:54:53 ♪ Look at her working ♪
1025 00:54:54 ♪ Darning her socks in the night when the... ♪
1026 00:54:58 There's rice in there, somewhere.
1027 00:55:00 ♪ Picks up the rice, picks up the rice, picks up the rice ♪
1028 00:55:02 ♪ Picks up the rice in the church ♪
1029 00:55:03 ♪ Where a wedding has been ♪
1030 00:55:05 ♪ Lives in a dream ♪
1031 00:55:06 Where does she darn the bloody socks?
1032 00:55:08 Father McKenzie, Father McKenzie!
1033 00:55:10 ♪ Father McKenzie, darning his socks in the night ♪
1034 00:55:13 ♪ Darning his socks... Dar... ♪
1035 00:55:16 Oh, God. When are we gonna get to "All the lonely people"?
1036 00:55:18 ♪ All the lonely people ♪
1037 00:55:20 ♪ Where do they all c... ♪
1038 00:55:27 I need to go to Liverpool as soon as possible.
1039 00:55:30 I think it could be inspiring.
1040 00:55:32 Do you want me to tell you the name of 50 places on Earth
1041 00:55:35 more inspiring than Liverpool?
1042 00:55:38 Starting with Statesville, USA.
1043 00:55:39 No, thank you.
1044 00:55:40 Would you like me to tell you
1045 00:55:41 the reasons that you can't go next week?
1046 00:55:44 Like having lunch with Ernesto, the head of Universal Music,
1047 00:55:47 on whom your life depends.
1048 00:55:48 Like actually finishing the damn album.
1049 00:55:50 Like picking the damn name for the damn album.
1050 00:55:53 Like doing the damn videos for the damn album, damn it.
1051 00:55:54 Okay, I will be back by Saturday.
1052 00:55:56 Friday!
1053 00:55:58 Friday is you on The Late Late Show with James Corden.
1054 00:56:03 And Saturday is the Major Marketing Meeting of Meetings.
1055 00:56:06 Friday, you are presented to the world.
1056 00:56:08 Saturday, you are crowned.
1057 00:56:11 Okay, Friday.
1058 00:56:12 Is it actually called "The Major Marketing Meeting of Meetings"
1059 00:56:14 Yes, it's actually called that. Yes.
1060 00:56:18 What does Liverpool have that L.A. doesn't?
1061 00:56:21 Mo Salah, Cilla Black, mushy peas, rain.
1062 00:56:28 Home sweet home.
1063 00:56:29 Rocky, you're not from Liverpool, mate.
1064 00:56:30 Nope. Never been here before.
1065 00:56:31 Hey, Jack, Jack!
1066 00:56:35 Oh, my God.
1067 00:56:36 Jack!
1068 00:56:38 H-How did they know we were here?
1069 00:56:40 - In, in, in. Drive, drive! - Come on.
1070 00:56:43 Oh, my God, it's...
1071 00:56:44 - Wait, Jack! - Why won't you stop, mate?
1072 00:56:52 There you go, guys, Strawberry Field.
1073 00:57:08 ♪ Let me take you down ♪
1074 00:57:14 Now we're at Penny Lane.
1075 00:57:16 What distinguishes it from any other lane?
1076 00:57:18 Just show some respect.
1077 00:57:20 For what, exactly?
1078 00:57:21 "Also Eleanor Rigby,
1079 00:57:24 the beloved wife of Thomas Woods."
1080 00:57:27 Friend? Relative? Wh...
1081 00:57:30 ♪ Eleanor Rigby... ♪
1082 00:57:31 I always liked graveyards.
1083 00:57:33 Lost my virginity in one, actually.
1084 00:57:35 ♪ All the lonely people ♪
1085 00:57:38 ♪ Where do they all belong? ♪
1086 00:57:39 ♪ Eleanor Rigby ♪
1087 00:57:41 ♪ Picks up the rice in the church ♪
1088 00:57:42 ♪ Where the wedding has been ♪
1089 00:57:44 Yes!
1090 00:57:45 ♪ Lives in a dream ♪
1091 00:57:46 ♪ Father McKenzie, writing the words ♪
1092 00:57:48 ♪ Of a sermon that no one will hear ♪
1093 00:57:52 ♪ No one comes near ♪
1094 00:57:54 Oh, come on, he's on fire!
1095 00:57:56 Fireman!
1096 00:57:57 There's a fireman in "Penny Lane."
1097 00:57:59 Jesus!
1098 00:58:04 - What? - I'm sorry to disturb you,
1099 00:58:06 but you've got someone downstairs for you.
1100 00:58:07 What, really?
1101 00:58:14 What are you doing here?
1102 00:58:17 I was just passing by.
1103 00:58:19 You live 370 miles away.
1104 00:58:21 Yeah, you're right. Um...
1105 00:58:23 I just...
1106 00:58:24 I just, I thought it might be nice to see you.
1107 00:58:27 What are you doing here?
1108 00:58:29 well, it's research.
1109 00:58:30 It's, like, a music industry thing. Yeah.
1110 00:58:33 This is so great.
1111 00:58:39 Are you hungry?
1112 00:58:40 - As a big horse. - Okay.
1113 00:58:42 It feels like you've been gone forever.
1114 00:58:43 How are Nick and Carol?
1115 00:58:45 - Very unhappy. - Excellent.
1116 00:58:47 I wouldn't know how to relate to 'em
1117 00:58:48 if they actually got on.
1118 00:58:55 I miss you.
1119 00:58:59 I miss you.
1120 00:59:04 Yes.
1121 00:59:06 I am gonna have fish and chips.
1122 00:59:09 But I'm on a diet.
1123 00:59:10 So, salad instead of the fries.
1124 00:59:12 I'll have the grilled salmon, and again, with a salad, no fries.
1125 00:59:16 Anything else?
1126 00:59:17 Maybe just a side of fries.
1127 00:59:18 Yeah, make that two. And lots more beers. Thanks.
1128 00:59:21 I guess the girls are falling over themselves
1129 00:59:23 to sleep with you, now you're a famous musician?
1130 00:59:25 I'm not famous. And no, not yet.
1131 00:59:28 Although there was one Russian.
1132 00:59:30 That's nice. Was she stocky?
1133 00:59:32 Fairly stocky, yeah.
1134 00:59:34 - Bar's closing. Can I get you anything else? - No, thanks.
1135 00:59:36 Maybe just a couple of brandies.
1136 00:59:37 And lots of chocolates.
1137 00:59:39 What are we gonna do when they throw us out?
1138 00:59:41 I was thinking... lots of ketamine.
1139 00:59:44 And then, wandering the streets of Liverpool,
1140 00:59:46 singing songs we don't know the lyrics of.
1141 00:59:48 Very loudly.
1142 00:59:51 You've changed.
1143 01:00:17 Hello?
1144 01:00:24 So, where's your room?
1145 01:00:26 Definitely, definitely not on this floor.
1146 01:00:48 - Long pause. - Yeah.
1147 01:00:53 Have I messed up massively?
1148 01:00:55 - Meaning what? - Going away, and...
1149 01:00:56 Oh, no. God, no.
1150 01:01:00 What was the alternative?
1151 01:01:02 This is the most wonderful and exciting thing in the world.
1152 01:01:10 Can I maybe turn out the light?
1153 01:01:15 Maybe.
1154 01:01:46 Mistake?
1155 01:01:48 Probably.
1156 01:02:00 Oh, my God, you just... you touched my bottom.
1157 01:02:04 You've never done that before.
1158 01:02:05 Well, I imagine we're gonna have to do a lot of things we've never done before.
1159 01:02:11 Are you sure?
1160 01:02:13 - And what about you? - I asked first.
1161 01:02:16 I really don't know.
1162 01:02:34 Okay.
1163 01:02:37 So, maybe no.
1164 01:02:39 No?
1165 01:02:41 It's certainly not a mistake coming up to Liverpool.
1166 01:02:44 Certainly, um, a lovely evening.
1167 01:02:47 But I think, probably, it's...
1168 01:02:50 - it's a mistake to go further. - Okay.
1169 01:02:52 I have a room of my own and...
1170 01:02:55 and I think, um...
1171 01:02:57 a one-night stand would be...
1172 01:03:00 a strange new column for me to be in, Jack.
1173 01:03:04 Maybe it, it wouldn't be a one-night stand.
1174 01:03:06 Well, when are you going back to America?
1175 01:03:08 - Tomorrow. - So that's one night.
1176 01:03:10 It's the dictionary definition of a one-night stand and...
1177 01:03:14 it's not for me.
1178 01:03:31 ♪ I said maybe ♪
1179 01:03:35 ♪ You're gonna be the one that saves me ♪
1180 01:03:40 ♪ And after all ♪
1181 01:03:45 ♪ You're my wonderwall... ♪
1182 01:03:53 Rocky!
1183 01:03:55 Rocky! Get up.
1184 01:03:57 - Let's go! - What? What? What?
1185 01:03:58 We've gotta find Ellie!
1186 01:03:59 - I know where she is. - Where?
1187 01:04:01 - In Suffolk, mate. - No, she's not,
1188 01:04:02 - she's in Liverpool, you numpty. - Really?
1189 01:04:05 That's a coincidence.
1190 01:04:08 We... You have got a guest, Ellie Appleton.
1191 01:04:11 Yeah, we just ordered her a taxi to the station.
1192 01:04:14 Oh, Christ.
1193 01:04:15 Thank you very much.
1194 01:04:20 Okay. No, no, no. Okay.
1195 01:04:22 Double our chances...
1196 01:04:23 you go that way, I'll go this way.
1197 01:04:24 - Whoever gets there first, stops her. - Okay.
1198 01:04:33 Oh, there you are. It's that way. It's that way.
1199 01:04:40 I'm dying.
1200 01:04:41 Ellie. Elle. Oh, my God.
1201 01:04:43 I hope she's worth it, mate.
1202 01:04:46 Where's the...?
1203 01:04:47 D-Does anyone know what platform goes to London?
1204 01:04:49 - Six. - Six. Eight.
1205 01:04:50 - No, it's definitely six. - Oh, yeah, no, it's six.
1206 01:04:53 It's definitely six. Sorry.
1207 01:04:56 Yes, yes, yes!
1208 01:04:58 No, no, no, no, no, no!
1209 01:05:02 No. No.
1210 01:05:07 Come on, pick up. Pick up.
1211 01:05:09 - Hello? - Hi, yes.
1212 01:05:11 I-I came after you,
1213 01:05:13 but I missed the train.
1214 01:05:16 I'm sorry.
1215 01:05:17 - We need to talk. - Let's talk.
1216 01:05:19 - Where are you? - Right behind you.
1217 01:05:21 Having a cheese and tomato baguette
1218 01:05:22 and a packet of crisps.
1219 01:05:30 Jack, would it, would it be
1220 01:05:31 annoying of me to point out we should be heading for the airport?
1221 01:05:34 How long have we got?
1222 01:05:34 Well, in real terms, minus an hour.
1223 01:05:40 Okay.
1224 01:05:43 Rocky, this is completely not a conversation you're part of.
1225 01:05:45 No, of course it's not.
1226 01:05:46 No, deeply private.
1227 01:05:48 With your future happiness at stake.
1228 01:05:49 Right, did you two sleep together last night?
1229 01:05:51 - No. - No.
1230 01:05:51 What a waste.
1231 01:05:53 Anyway, I'll keep an eye on the clock.
1232 01:05:54 You've got precisely four minutes.
1233 01:06:00 - So... - So...
1234 01:06:05 it's about last night.
1235 01:06:07 What about it?
1236 01:06:09 Well, it was almost quite a moment.
1237 01:06:11 And I woke up, and I panicked. And I wanted to talk.
1238 01:06:14 Okay, then talk.
1239 01:06:17 Right. So...
1240 01:06:22 'Cause we...
1241 01:06:25 And how do you think it's going so far?
1242 01:06:26 It's not great, but...
1243 01:06:27 No, no, let me try and help.
1244 01:06:31 You've had 20 years to make your move.
1245 01:06:35 Well, I couldn't exactly make my move when I was seven.
1246 01:06:39 Then you've had ten years.
1247 01:06:41 Right. Well, we've always been like brother and sister.
1248 01:06:44 It's very bad indeed for... for brothers and sisters to have sex.
1249 01:06:49 - Except that we're not brother and sister. - No, exactly.
1250 01:06:51 - Right, but... - No, so...
1251 01:06:54 I've been waiting half my life
1252 01:06:56 for you to wake up and love me.
1253 01:07:03 Having loved you for half a lifetime,
1254 01:07:05 I realized when you left,
1255 01:07:06 that I had made a bad choice doing that.
1256 01:07:10 And now, it's got even trickier because...
1257 01:07:13 If... When you were playing in pubs, we were the perfect match.
1258 01:07:16 But now...
1259 01:07:18 I-I...
1260 01:07:20 I'm an actual school teacher in actual Lowestoft,
1261 01:07:23 and you're the world's greatest singer-songwriter.
1262 01:07:25 - No, I'm not. - Except that you probably are.
1263 01:07:28 Okay. Two minutes, ladies and gentlemen, two minutes.
1264 01:07:30 Also, um... Debra's on my phone for you.
1265 01:07:33 Apparently, she's having dinner with the head of the label
1266 01:07:35 and you're meant to be FaceTiming in, so...
1267 01:07:36 Just go away, Rocky.
1268 01:07:37 Okay. One minute, 53.
1269 01:07:39 In the end, to you,
1270 01:07:41 I'll always, really, just be Ellie with the frizzy hair.
1271 01:07:45 And Ellie from the "Fun chum" column.
1272 01:07:47 Ellie, who, for reasons no one understands,
1273 01:07:50 drives you around in her car.
1274 01:07:54 So, just go and please just catch your plane.
1275 01:07:59 We haven't finished the conversation.
1276 01:08:01 Well, um, we have.
1277 01:08:04 We have.
1278 01:08:07 Unless...
1279 01:08:09 in Liverpool Lime Street at...
1280 01:08:11 11:14 on a Friday...
1281 01:08:16 unless you choose to stay.
1282 01:08:26 Jack.
1283 01:08:27 Jack. You have to get on the plane.
1284 01:08:30 - What are you still doing in Liverpool? - I can't stay today.
1285 01:08:33 I've gotta do The Late Late Show tomorrow,
1286 01:08:35 and I've gotta do the Marketing Meeting of Meetings
1287 01:08:37 - and, oh, it's ridiculous... - And that was your chance.
1288 01:08:41 Now, quick, go.
1289 01:08:42 Please, leave.
1290 01:08:45 Sorry. Hey, do you mind if I nick a couple of crisps
1291 01:08:46 - for the journey? - Look, I want you to be happy and,
1292 01:08:48 and to make marvelous music. I always have.
1293 01:08:52 - No, not all the crisps! - Okay.
1294 01:08:54 Just go, go, go, go, go.
1295 01:08:55 Your, your future is o-out the door and to the left.
1296 01:08:58 A taxi rank.
1297 01:09:06 I'm sorry.
1298 01:09:07 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so...
1299 01:09:23 Okay. Welcome to the Major Marketing Meeting of Meetings.
1300 01:09:28 So amazing to have Jack himself right here in the building.
1301 01:09:31 Give it up for Jack, y'all.
1302 01:09:38 Now, uh, Jack, I,
1303 01:09:40 I do believe I speak for everyone in attendance today
1304 01:09:42 when I say...
1305 01:09:45 it is the climax of our careers...
1306 01:09:48 to be working on this mind-bending album with you.
1307 01:09:51 Give it up, y'all.
1308 01:09:57 You, you don't have to clap every time.
1309 01:09:59 But thanks very much.
1310 01:10:00 Mr. Modesty!
1311 01:10:02 - Give it up for modesty! - No, seriously...
1312 01:10:04 That's what he does right off the top.
1313 01:10:06 Now, as you all know, the songs we released online
1314 01:10:09 have created unprecedented excitement.
1315 01:10:13 Yes.
1316 01:10:13 - Yes. - Dude.
1317 01:10:15 So, now upon us falls
1318 01:10:18 the mighty task of packaging everything together
1319 01:10:21 into one single, irresistible album.
1320 01:10:25 Now, Jack came up with some title suggestions himself
1321 01:10:28 and, uh, we worked on some of those.
1322 01:10:31 You know, I especially got a kick out of
1323 01:10:33 Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
1324 01:10:37 Yeah, that's...
1325 01:10:38 It's okay to laugh, 'cause it's funny.
1326 01:10:40 It is. It's, uh, a lot of words, Jack.
1327 01:10:43 But ultimately, in the end, we just felt it was, uh,
1328 01:10:47 too confusing, right?
1329 01:10:49 Too confusing. And, uh,
1330 01:10:51 The White Album has some diversity issues.
1331 01:10:55 How?
1332 01:10:58 That's a lot of white, Jack.
1333 01:11:00 And I know you were pretty enthusiastic
1334 01:11:02 about Abbey Road. I gotta say,
1335 01:11:06 it didn't have a lot going for it...
1336 01:11:07 if I can put it to you like that.
1337 01:11:10 It's just a road, with a bunch of people
1338 01:11:11 driving down the wrong side of the street.
1339 01:11:15 That's not exactly what I meant,
1340 01:11:16 But we've been developing some ideas of our own, now.
1341 01:11:18 You know, we weren't just sitting around.
1342 01:11:19 We focused on the one thing that makes this man here
1343 01:11:23 unlike anyone else in the entire world of music today.
1344 01:11:27 No collaborators, no cowriters, no samples, no steals, hmm?
1345 01:11:31 No "featuring Cardi B,"
1346 01:11:34 no "featuring Bieber."
1347 01:11:36 Just the simple, pure genius...
1348 01:11:40 of One Man Only.
1349 01:11:45 And, as a second wave, because of the miracle
1350 01:11:48 that is One Man Only, it's just this.
1351 01:11:56 I know.
1352 01:11:57 I know.
1353 01:11:58 So, let Operation Jack begin!
1354 01:12:01 Each week, a new song online.
1355 01:12:03 Each week, a new TV show.
1356 01:12:04 We start with Corden, then we move to Kimmel,
1357 01:12:06 then Fallon, then Colbert
1358 01:12:08 and then Thursday Night Live!
1359 01:12:13 Song, song, song. Show, show, show.
1360 01:12:15 Boom, bang, bazillions.
1361 01:12:17 Now, let's go make so much money that,
1362 01:12:19 by this time next Christmas, we are wiping our asses
1363 01:12:22 with solid-gold toilet paper.
1364 01:12:23 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome,
1365 01:12:25 the one, the only, Mr. Jack Malik!
1366 01:12:29 Jack, I'm such a fan. It's great to meet you.
1367 01:12:32 Thank you for being here.
1368 01:12:33 The songs of yours that I've heard, they are,
1369 01:12:35 they're amazing.
1370 01:12:36 What's life like for you at the moment right now?
1371 01:12:38 I mean, the expectation for the album
1372 01:12:40 is just rising to insane levels, isn't it?
1373 01:12:43 Yeah, well, they're... they're insane to me.
1374 01:12:44 I mean, who here's excited about this album?
1375 01:12:47 Listen to that.
1376 01:12:49 In this age of, sometimes, 16 people
1377 01:12:52 writing on one song, suddenly, here's a guy,
1378 01:12:56 him and a guitar, and he writes everything himself, on his own.
1379 01:13:00 Yeah. I mean... Well, you know, that's how it always
1380 01:13:02 used to be, though, with, uh, with, like, James Taylor
1381 01:13:04 or Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen.
1382 01:13:06 So I don't think it's that exceptional.
1383 01:13:08 But is it just you?
1384 01:13:10 Well, yes.
1385 01:13:13 But is it?
1386 01:13:16 Well, y-yes.
1387 01:13:18 - Yes, it is. - Excellent.
1388 01:13:19 Because as chance would have it, a-and do forgive me,
1389 01:13:22 because we-we love a surprise on this show.
1390 01:13:25 As chance would darn well have it,
1391 01:13:26 I've got two men backstage
1392 01:13:30 who claim that the songs are theirs.
1393 01:13:34 In fact, they say that all of your tunes
1394 01:13:37 are the work of their band, The Beatles.
1395 01:13:44 I d... I don't know...
1396 01:13:47 I don't...
1397 01:13:49 Well, let's see how this plays out, shall we?
1398 01:13:52 Ladies and gentlemen, all the way
1399 01:13:53 from Liverpool, England, please welcome,
1400 01:13:55 Mr. Paul McCartney and Mr. Ringo Starr!
1401 01:14:13 ♪ Hey, Jude. ♪
1402 01:14:18 Bang me backwards over a Buick.
1403 01:14:21 It's gonna be the greatest album of all time.
1404 01:14:24 It's really incredible, man.
1405 01:14:25 - Hey, Ed. - How you doing? I'm just in town for a couple of days.
1406 01:14:29 I thought I'd come and see the genius at work.
1407 01:14:31 I'm just trying to work out your process.
1408 01:14:32 Is it music first or lyrics first?
1409 01:14:35 It varies.
1410 01:14:35 But, like, with this song, for instance, the, um,
1411 01:14:37 the-the "Hey Jude" one
1412 01:14:39 must have some story behind it.
1413 01:14:41 Well, yeah. No, it do... it does.
1414 01:14:43 So, it was the son of a friend of mine
1415 01:14:47 who was having a hard time.
1416 01:14:50 It, it, it just,
1417 01:14:51 it came to me as a s... as a song of comfort.
1418 01:14:58 I don't believe you.
1419 01:15:02 What?
1420 01:15:03 I mean, I just... I don't believe you.
1421 01:15:06 - It's one genius idea after the other, you know? - Oh, right.
1422 01:15:08 I do have a suggestion, though.
1423 01:15:11 About the song.
1424 01:15:12 The-the title, "Hey Jude."
1425 01:15:14 Jude is just, it's a bit old-fashioned.
1426 01:15:17 - That was the kid's name, right? - What kid?
1427 01:15:20 - That the song's about. - Oh, the kid, the kid, the kid.
1428 01:15:22 Yes, the-the... the sad kid.
1429 01:15:24 Now, l-let me just give you this advice, right?
1430 01:15:27 Song title...
1431 01:15:29 I won't charge you a penny for it as well...
1432 01:15:31 "Hey Dude."
1433 01:15:39 ♪ Hey, du... ♪
1434 01:15:42 "Hey Dude," are you sure?
1435 01:15:44 He's right. That's... that's so much better.
1436 01:15:47 Is he?
1437 01:15:49 - Is it? - Yeah, yeah.
1438 01:15:50 ♪ Hey, dude, don't make it bad ♪
1439 01:15:54 - This isn't real. - Definitely gonna be
1440 01:15:55 one of the best songs of the generation.
1441 01:15:56 ♪ Hey, dude ♪
1442 01:15:56 Wake up. Wake up, Jack. Wake up.
1443 01:15:59 ♪ Don't make it bad ♪
1444 01:16:02 ♪ Dudey-dudey-dudey ♪
1445 01:16:03 ♪ Hey, dude ♪
1446 01:16:04 Jack, Ellie.
1447 01:16:04 It's definitely better.
1448 01:16:06 Oh, sorry, guys. I gotta take this.
1449 01:16:07 Just give me a minute, Ed. Sorry.
1450 01:16:08 - Elle. - Jack.
1451 01:16:10 I'm so glad you called.
1452 01:16:11 I'm not enjoying myself here at all.
1453 01:16:12 Oh, right. Well, um...
1454 01:16:14 I've got two bits of news.
1455 01:16:15 I'm riveted.
1456 01:16:17 All right. Well, the first one...
1457 01:16:20 - big one. - Yeah?
1458 01:16:23 The Pier Hotel.
1459 01:16:24 What? In Gorleston? The place that
1460 01:16:25 closed down rather than have me play?
1461 01:16:28 Yes. It's reopening.
1462 01:16:29 You're bloody kidding.
1463 01:16:30 I am bloody not. It's re-bloody opening.
1464 01:16:32 That's amazing!
1465 01:16:34 That's huge news!
1466 01:16:35 That's-that's-that's ma-bloody-ssive!
1467 01:16:39 All right, what's the second?
1468 01:16:40 I mean, it can't be as big. But tell me anyway.
1469 01:16:45 N-number two is...
1470 01:16:48 I've been seeing someone.
1471 01:16:52 Right.
1472 01:16:56 Do I know him?
1473 01:16:58 Yeah. It's Gavin.
1474 01:17:00 I-I didn't want you to find out from someone else.
1475 01:17:07 Every day,
1476 01:17:08 he puts me in the right column.
1477 01:17:10 Of course.
1478 01:17:11 The "True love" One.
1479 01:17:15 Of course.
1480 01:17:17 I've gotta go.
1481 01:17:19 God. Yeah, course you do.
1482 01:17:20 Okay. Bye. Bye.
1483 01:17:29 What? What could possibly be so urgent
1484 01:17:31 that I can't make a single phone call?!
1485 01:17:34 How the hell am I supposed to get any of the songs right
1486 01:17:36 if you're just all clustering me
1487 01:17:38 and stopping me from being creative?
1488 01:17:40 How can I ever be creative if I'm never ever left alone?!
1489 01:17:46 Okay.
1490 01:17:48 We'll leave you alone then, genius.
1491 01:17:50 No, I'm not... I'm sorry.
1492 01:17:52 No, it's g... It's, uh, it's superstar rights.
1493 01:17:56 Treat the people that you work with like shit on your shoes.
1494 01:18:07 Ellie told you the news, then?
1495 01:18:09 - Yeah. - You know, I never, never understood
1496 01:18:11 what you didn't see in her.
1497 01:18:13 I mean, I-if I'd been you,
1498 01:18:15 twice a day I would have loved her up like a lusty lion.
1499 01:18:19 Rocky, if I ask you to just shut up,
1500 01:18:21 really, really, really shut up, would that be okay?
1501 01:18:24 Right.
1502 01:18:27 Can I just start again and say, "Isn't it wonderful news?
1503 01:18:31 "And I hope they'll be very happy together
1504 01:18:32 and have gorgeous kids." Is that better?
1505 01:18:35 No. It's worse.
1506 01:18:37 I have got a third option. But...
1507 01:18:38 I'm sorry. Um, I'm really sorry, everyone.
1508 01:18:42 I'm just...
1509 01:18:44 I'm really stressed.
1510 01:18:46 What was so urgent?
1511 01:18:49 No, nothing.
1512 01:18:50 It's just we have to decide today where and when
1513 01:18:53 we're going to launch the album.
1514 01:18:55 So, nothing big, apart from probably the biggest decision
1515 01:18:58 of your stupid life.
1516 01:19:00 - What? - You ass.
1517 01:19:04 I do have one thought.
1518 01:19:06 And the little town
1519 01:19:07 of Gorleston has never seen anything like this before.
1520 01:19:11 At 3 P.M. today, on the rooftop of the Pier Hotel,
1521 01:19:14 Jack Malik, local boy turned pop phenomenon,
1522 01:19:18 will premiere his highly anticipated first album.
1523 01:19:21 And word seems to have got out.
1524 01:19:35 Can we, uh...?
1525 01:19:38 Look at this.
1526 01:19:38 Look at you.
1527 01:19:41 Didn't want to disturb.
1528 01:19:42 Just wanted to, you know...
1529 01:19:44 Well, it's... Who'd have thought?
1530 01:19:47 While we were downstairs
1531 01:19:48 drinking cider and eating jelly,
1532 01:19:49 you were up in your room writing "She Loves You."
1533 01:19:53 Well...
1534 01:19:54 Are you, uh, you playing our song?
1535 01:19:56 - Your song? - "Let It Be."
1536 01:19:59 Well, we've never forgotten
1537 01:20:00 we were the first people to hear it.
1538 01:20:02 Well, the start of it, at least.
1539 01:20:04 Three times.
1540 01:20:06 So proud.
1541 01:20:08 Our beautiful, blazing boy.
1542 01:20:16 Still, don't wanna...
1543 01:20:17 - Mind your suit, love. It's... blue. - Yeah.
1544 01:20:19 - We'll leave you to it. - Okay.
1545 01:20:23 One last thing, son.
1546 01:20:25 Yeah, Dad?
1547 01:20:28 The sandwiches. I see there's tuna.
1548 01:20:31 Are y-you gonna finish them all?
1549 01:20:32 - Or if you don't...? - No, please take them all.
1550 01:20:34 What a day. What an amazing day.
1551 01:20:38 Sorry.
1552 01:20:47 Jack! Jack! Jack!
1553 01:20:50 Jack! Jack!
1554 01:20:52 Well, you look good.
1555 01:20:56 That's a tight pant.
1556 01:20:59 Okay. We've got a jaw and a chin.
1557 01:21:03 That's not bad. That's...
1558 01:21:05 This'll work. This'll work.
1559 01:21:07 Don't...
1560 01:21:11 - What? - Nothing.
1561 01:21:13 Yeah?
1562 01:21:16 - Hi, Ellie. Come in. - Hi.
1563 01:21:17 - And who have we here? - Debra, this is Ellie.
1564 01:21:19 Ellie, this is Debra, my agent.
1565 01:21:21 No!
1566 01:21:22 The Ellie?
1567 01:21:25 He's mentioned me?
1568 01:21:26 No, no. I'm kidding. I know nothing about his life
1569 01:21:29 because he's a product to me.
1570 01:21:31 Unless you're the one that was his manager.
1571 01:21:36 In which case, wow.
1572 01:21:38 Huge mistake giving that up.
1573 01:21:40 It's surreal, isn't it? Being back at the Pier Hotel.
1574 01:21:42 Yeah, indeed.
1575 01:21:45 I'm gonna go look at the stage, yeah?
1576 01:21:48 - Yeah. - It's this way.
1577 01:21:49 Press conference in ten.
1578 01:21:51 Goodbye, lovebirds.
1579 01:21:55 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have left Lime Street, okay?
1580 01:21:57 - It was a terrible mistake. - Oh, no.
1581 01:21:59 - Don't say that, please. - Can we...?
1582 01:22:00 - Don't say that. - Elle...
1583 01:22:01 I-I've heard your new songs.
1584 01:22:03 - They're incredible. - O-Okay. No, they aren't.
1585 01:22:05 I don't even know who you are anymore.
1586 01:22:07 Everything changed after the accident.
1587 01:22:09 - Wha-What happened? - Jack.
1588 01:22:11 - And here's Gavin. - Jack, Jack.
1589 01:22:15 Jack!
1590 01:22:17 - Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack. - Oh, hey, mate.
1591 01:22:20 - Jack. - How you doing, man?
1592 01:22:21 Jack. Jack.
1593 01:22:24 - I don't know what to say. - Oh, really?
1594 01:22:26 It sounds like you do and it's, "Jack."
1595 01:22:29 Jack!
1596 01:22:31 We were just coming to say good luck and, um,
1597 01:22:32 - break a leg. - Yeah. Well,
1598 01:22:35 if I fall off the roof, then a broken leg
1599 01:22:37 will be a good result.
1600 01:22:38 All right, then. Let's go.
1601 01:22:40 Come on.
1602 01:22:51 Ellie.
1603 01:23:09 Looks pretty quiet.
1604 01:23:10 Well, maybe we should do a slightly shorter set?
1605 01:23:13 I mean really quiet.
1606 01:23:16 What do you want?
1607 01:23:18 We're here for the gig. I'm the musician.
1608 01:23:20 Well, that's pretty tricky.
1609 01:23:22 'Cause we closed three weeks ago.
1610 01:23:25 I'd take it as a hint, I would.
1611 01:23:30 I'm gonna have to give up the part-time jobs,
1612 01:23:32 go back to teaching.
1613 01:23:39 What?
1614 01:23:40 No. Don't go back to teaching.
1615 01:23:42 I've got no choice.
1616 01:23:44 Jack, if you go back to teaching,
1617 01:23:45 that is when you've got no choice.
1618 01:23:48 Yeah, because you'll end up putting all your genius
1619 01:23:49 into all those kids and then you won't have any
1620 01:23:51 i-imagination or energy left to put into your music,
1621 01:23:55 which really matters.
1622 01:23:57 Please...
1623 01:23:58 Okay, okay.
1624 01:24:01 Crazy, slightly mad woman.
1625 01:24:13 No one has ever written
1626 01:24:14 this many great songs in this short a time.
1627 01:24:18 - How do you do it? - Honestly, I don't know.
1628 01:24:22 Sometimes it feels like someone else
1629 01:24:23 has written all the songs.
1630 01:24:25 Any idea who?
1631 01:24:28 What's the inspiration behind
1632 01:24:29 "Strawberry Fields Forever"?
1633 01:24:31 - Well... - Who was your favorite,
1634 01:24:33 John, Paul, George or Ringo?
1635 01:24:36 - Sorry? - Who's your greatest influence?
1636 01:24:38 Jack, is it true that you wrote "Long and Winding Road" in...
1637 01:24:38 W-Why don't you record in Abbey Road like they did?
1638 01:24:44 When can we see another album, Jack?
1639 01:24:45 Jack, what's the story behind "Let it Be"?
1640 01:24:47 How'd you come up with "Yesterday"?
1641 01:24:49 Thank you so much. We have to go to the roof now.
1642 01:24:51 We'll see you later.
1643 01:24:53 Jack, what was the first song you ever wrote?
1644 01:24:56 Jack, what are you gonna play for us today?
1645 01:24:59 It's a nice bar they've got down there, actually.
1646 01:25:01 You haven't been drinking, have you?
1647 01:25:02 No, I have not. Well, y-yeah, I have.
1648 01:25:05 But I find a couple of pints midday sharpens my senses.
1649 01:25:09 I'm not sure it does, mate.
1650 01:25:12 Right, here goes.
1651 01:25:15 Actually, before I open this door, can I just say,
1652 01:25:18 for a long time I didn't really know why I'd been born.
1653 01:25:21 Felt a bit pointless.
1654 01:25:22 But now I do know.
1655 01:25:24 I was born to serve the greatest musician of all time.
1656 01:25:29 It is my honor now to open this door
1657 01:25:31 for the moment the entire world has been waiting for.
1658 01:25:35 Thanks, Rock.
1659 01:25:40 It's certainly been one hell of a journey, hasn't it?
1660 01:25:42 So it has. So it has.
1661 01:25:45 Right.
1662 01:25:47 Here goes.
1663 01:25:53 No, that's not... Uh, wrong door.
1664 01:25:57 Let us, let us continue our journey together.
1665 01:26:02 Right.
1666 01:26:04 Here it does go.
1667 01:26:19 Jack!
1668 01:26:20 Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!
1669 01:26:23 Jack! Jack! Jack!
1670 01:26:28 Thank you, Gorleston!
1671 01:26:33 Jack! Jack! Jack!
1672 01:26:35 Come on, Jack!
1673 01:26:41 ♪ When I was younger ♪
1674 01:26:43 ♪ So much younger than today ♪
1675 01:26:46 ♪ I never needed anybody's help in any way ♪
1676 01:26:50 ♪ But now these days are gone, I'm not so self-assured ♪
1677 01:26:54 ♪ I found that I've changed my mind, I opened up the door ♪
1678 01:26:58 ♪ Help me if you can, I'm feeling down ♪
1679 01:27:02 ♪ And I do appreciate you being 'round ♪
1680 01:27:06 ♪ Help me get my feet back on the ground ♪
1681 01:27:10 ♪ Won't you please, please help me? ♪
1682 01:27:15 ♪ And now my life has changed in, so many ways ♪
1683 01:27:20 ♪ My independence seems to vanish in the haze ♪
1684 01:27:24 ♪ But every now and then I feel so insecure ♪
1685 01:27:28 ♪ I find that I need you like I've never done before ♪
1686 01:27:32 ♪ Help me if you can, I'm feeling down ♪
1687 01:27:36 ♪ And I do appreciate you being 'round ♪
1688 01:27:41 ♪ Help me get my feet back on the ground ♪
1689 01:27:44 ♪ Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me ♪
1690 01:28:00 ♪ Help me! ♪
1691 01:28:02 Oh, my God!
1692 01:28:45 Just hang on a minute, all right?
1693 01:28:50 These... these two have been waiting to see you
1694 01:28:52 for an hour and they're genuinely a weird pair.
1695 01:28:57 Shall I tell them to sod right off? Or...
1696 01:28:59 No.
1697 01:29:02 No, let 'em in.
1698 01:29:06 All right, weirdos. Two minutes.
1699 01:29:15 You can go now, Rock. I'll be fine.
1700 01:29:18 I wonder if we could have a little talk.
1701 01:29:21 Yeah.
1702 01:29:22 'Cause I saw you went to Penny Lane and Strawberry Fields.
1703 01:29:26 Yeah.
1704 01:29:27 Eleanor Rigby's grave.
1705 01:29:30 I know.
1706 01:29:32 'Cause you can't sing songs about places you've never even been to.
1707 01:29:36 - No. - No.
1708 01:29:37 I thought as much.
1709 01:29:42 Well, we just wanted to say thank you, that's all.
1710 01:29:48 Thank me?
1711 01:29:50 We three seem to be the only ones who remember.
1712 01:29:52 And we can't sing.
1713 01:29:53 So, we just wanted to say... thanks very much.
1714 01:29:57 Myself also. From bottom of heart.
1715 01:30:02 Oh, my God!
1716 01:30:06 I thought you were gonna arrest me, or...
1717 01:30:08 - No. It's just lovely to hear the songs. - Yeah.
1718 01:30:11 I have missed them so.
1719 01:30:12 Can't remember any of the lyrics.
1720 01:30:14 - No. I'm struggling there as well. - I know.
1721 01:30:16 "For the Benefit of Mr. Kite's" in completely the wrong order.
1722 01:30:19 - Very big mess, indeed. - Oh, yeah.
1723 01:30:21 And "Hey Dude"? Really?
1724 01:30:23 I can't apologize. It was bloody Ed Sheeran.
1725 01:30:25 But this is amazing!
1726 01:30:27 Oh, God!
1727 01:30:28 'Cause I feel like I-I've been running around
1728 01:30:30 a foreign country and I've finally bumped into two people
1729 01:30:32 who can speak English.
1730 01:30:34 'Cause no one has ever heard of
1731 01:30:35 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
1732 01:30:37 No one's ever lived
1733 01:30:38 ♪ in a yellow submarine ♪
1734 01:30:39 - ♪ Submarine. A yellow submarine ♪ - ♪ A yellow submarine ♪
1735 01:30:42 ♪ A yellow submarine ♪
1736 01:30:43 - We all live in a yellow submarine. - We do.
1737 01:30:45 I-I live in "Octopu's Garden."
1738 01:30:48 Yes!
1739 01:30:49 You see.
1740 01:30:53 See, here's my take, young Jack.
1741 01:30:56 A world without The Beatles,
1742 01:30:58 is a world that's infinitely worse.
1743 01:31:02 So, thank you.
1744 01:31:04 And use it well.
1745 01:31:08 I'm trying, but it's hard.
1746 01:31:10 There's so much money and success coming,
1747 01:31:12 but I feel like I've become the definition of living a lie.
1748 01:31:15 Well, I can see it might feel like that.
1749 01:31:26 We thought this might help.
1750 01:31:29 I beg your pardon?
1751 01:31:31 Here. We've done...
1752 01:31:35 a lot of digging.
1753 01:33:05 Hello.
1754 01:33:07 Can I help?
1755 01:33:10 I don't know.
1756 01:33:14 Are you John?
1757 01:33:16 That's right.
1758 01:33:19 - From Liverpool? - That's right.
1759 01:33:23 It's an honor to meet you.
1760 01:33:30 John?
1761 01:33:31 Yeah?
1762 01:33:32 Have you had a happy life?
1763 01:33:35 Very.
1764 01:33:36 But not successful.
1765 01:33:38 I just said "Very happy."
1766 01:33:40 That means successful.
1767 01:33:43 Did a job I enjoyed day after day.
1768 01:33:46 Sailed the world.
1769 01:33:49 Fought for things I believed in and won...
1770 01:33:52 a couple of times.
1771 01:33:54 Found a woman I loved.
1772 01:33:56 Fought hard to keep her, too.
1773 01:34:00 Lived my life with her.
1774 01:34:04 Fought hard for her?
1775 01:34:07 There were complica...
1776 01:34:09 Sorry, what-what's your name?
1777 01:34:11 Jack.
1778 01:34:13 There were complications, young Jack.
1779 01:34:16 Loss and gain.
1780 01:34:18 Prejudice and pride.
1781 01:34:21 But...
1782 01:34:23 it all turned out just...
1783 01:34:28 fab.
1784 01:34:32 How's your love life?
1785 01:34:35 Bad.
1786 01:34:38 I let her slip away.
1787 01:34:42 Try to get her back.
1788 01:34:46 You want a good life?
1789 01:34:48 It's not complicated.
1790 01:34:50 Tell the girl you love that you love her.
1791 01:34:55 And tell the truth to everyone whenever you can.
1792 01:35:03 Can I give you a hug?
1793 01:35:05 What?
1794 01:35:06 It's so good to see you.
1795 01:35:09 How old are you?
1796 01:35:12 Seventy-eight.
1797 01:35:13 Fantastic!
1798 01:35:17 You made it to 78.
1799 01:35:19 You're a very strange man.
1800 01:35:25 But go ahead.
1801 01:35:30 You need serious psychiatric help.
1802 01:35:37 Not anymore.
1803 01:35:51 ♪ I'm in love with the shape of you ♪
1804 01:35:54 Jack.
1805 01:35:55 - Ed. - How can I help?
1806 01:35:57 I need to ask quite a big and strange favor.
1807 01:36:13 All right?
1808 01:36:14 My boy.
1809 01:36:16 Debra.
1810 01:36:18 Cheers.
1811 01:36:21 Poor Ed.
1812 01:36:22 John the Baptist.
1813 01:36:24 Nice guy,
1814 01:36:26 one or two pretty good songs,
1815 01:36:27 but was basically warming the world up for you.
1816 01:36:30 The Messiah.
1817 01:36:32 Soon to be the most successful artist in the history of music.
1818 01:36:35 And the reason I'm going to be buying
1819 01:36:37 not just one more house in Malibu,
1820 01:36:39 but the entire beachfront.
1821 01:36:42 Well, it's good to see you, Debra.
1822 01:36:46 So, does anybody know why you're actually here?
1823 01:36:50 I'm gonna spice up Ed's set with a couple of songs,
1824 01:36:53 and then,
1825 01:36:56 there's a little something I want to say.
1826 01:36:57 Songs, I love songs.
1827 01:36:59 Thing you'd like to say...
1828 01:37:02 I'd keep it brief.
1829 01:37:04 I've never heard you say anything interesting before.
1830 01:37:06 I don't know why tonight would be the big breakthrough.
1831 01:37:09 Have a good show.
1832 01:37:11 Thank you. Helpful.
1833 01:37:19 You're on.
1834 01:37:20 Okay.
1835 01:37:22 - Is she here? - Yeah.
1836 01:37:26 Okay.
1837 01:37:29 - Remember the plan. - Yeah.
1838 01:37:30 When I get to the last song...
1839 01:37:32 I'm ready.
1840 01:37:34 Thank you.
1841 01:37:35 Thank you very much.
1842 01:37:37 Now, the gig is not quite over.
1843 01:37:39 I have one last surprise for you all.
1844 01:37:41 I'm gonna bring on an old friend.
1845 01:37:43 I know him as my dodgy Moscow support act,
1846 01:37:46 you know him as a man that writes very, very good songs.
1847 01:37:49 Wembley Stadium, please make some noise for Mr. Jack Malik!
1848 01:37:59 All right. Over to you, maestro.
1849 01:38:02 Thanks.
1850 01:38:03 Wembley,
1851 01:38:05 please welcome to the stage,
1852 01:38:07 the greatest human being who ever lived.
1853 01:38:10 My best friend.
1854 01:38:12 Your hero.
1855 01:38:13 Sir Jack Malik!
1856 01:38:16 Yeah, Jack!
1857 01:38:19 Jack! Jack! Jack!
1858 01:38:28 ♪ Well, she was just 17 ♪
1859 01:38:32 ♪ You know what I mean ♪
1860 01:38:35 ♪ And the way she looked ♪
1861 01:38:36 Jack!
1862 01:38:37 ♪ Was way beyond compare ♪
1863 01:38:41 ♪ Here comes the sun ♪
1864 01:38:45 ♪ Here comes the sun ♪
1865 01:38:47 ♪ And I say, It's all right ♪
1866 01:38:50 So, when did you first realize
1867 01:38:52 that your son was too good for you?
1868 01:38:54 ♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪
1869 01:38:57 ♪ Back in the US, back in the US ♪
1870 01:38:59 ♪ Back in the U.S.S.R. ♪
1871 01:39:03 ♪ Nothing you can say ♪
1872 01:39:05 ♪ But you can learn how to play the game ♪
1873 01:39:07 ♪ It's easy ♪
1874 01:39:12 ♪ Nothing you can make that can't be made ♪
1875 01:39:16 ♪ Nothing you can save that can't be saved ♪
1876 01:39:17 Brass band, huh?
1877 01:39:19 Are we paying these jokers?
1878 01:39:20 ♪ Nothing you can do ♪
1879 01:39:21 ♪ But you can learn how to be you in time ♪
1880 01:39:24 ♪ It's easy ♪
1881 01:39:27 Everybody!
1882 01:39:28 ♪ All you need is love ♪
1883 01:39:33 ♪ All you need is love ♪
1884 01:39:36 - Come backstage, Ellie. - What?
1885 01:39:38 ♪ All you need is love ♪
1886 01:39:40 Coming through.
1887 01:39:40 ♪ Love, love is all you need ♪
1888 01:39:41 Excuse me.
1889 01:39:46 ♪ All you need is love ♪
1890 01:39:48 All together now!
1891 01:39:50 Come, come, come, come, come, come, come. See that?
1892 01:39:50 ♪ All you need is love ♪
1893 01:39:53 Everybody!
1894 01:39:55 Yeah. Just...
1895 01:39:55 ♪ All you need is love ♪
1896 01:39:56 - Just stand right there. Yeah, stand there. Trust me. - What?
1897 01:39:57 ♪ Love, love is all you need ♪
1898 01:40:06 And now, there's,
1899 01:40:09 there's someone I'd like to introduce you to.
1900 01:40:10 If we could just switch on the backstage camera.
1901 01:40:20 It's Ellie!
1902 01:40:25 This is Ellie.
1903 01:40:26 Hi, Ellie!
1904 01:40:30 And when I had no fans, Ellie was my only fan.
1905 01:40:34 The only person in the world who believed in me.
1906 01:40:37 And that's why, tonight,
1907 01:40:38 I asked Ed if I could come on and play,
1908 01:40:39 'cause I want to tell her... and you,
1909 01:40:44 - what I've done. - What are you saying?
1910 01:40:48 Darn it, Ellie, I've been untrue.
1911 01:40:54 All the songs I've sung tonight
1912 01:40:55 were really written and performed by four men
1913 01:40:58 called John Lennon, Paul McCartney,
1914 01:41:00 George Harrison and Ringo Starr.
1915 01:41:04 The Beatles.
1916 01:41:06 They were the real geniuses.
1917 01:41:08 Me, I'm just a, sort of, go-between to, well,
1918 01:41:12 get their astonishing stuff into the world.
1919 01:41:16 - Beatles? - And, I-I-I passed their amazing work off as my own
1920 01:41:19 so I could look like I was amazing, too.
1921 01:41:24 I want you all to know
1922 01:41:25 that I'm not gonna take any money for this work
1923 01:41:27 that isn't mine.
1924 01:41:29 So, you can have all the songs for free.
1925 01:41:33 Rocky, do it.
1926 01:41:34 Right. Here goes.
1927 01:41:36 They're being released, for free, online now.
1928 01:41:39 And I'd love to not take any more praise for it.
1929 01:41:43 So....
1930 01:41:46 I'm so sorry.
1931 01:41:51 And while I'm at it,
1932 01:41:52 there's one other thing to say as well, because...
1933 01:41:56 I've been a fool twice over.
1934 01:42:00 And I want to thank Ellie...
1935 01:42:04 for her love.
1936 01:42:17 And, Ellie...
1937 01:42:21 Elle...
1938 01:42:26 I love you.
1939 01:42:32 I always have.
1940 01:42:36 Always.
1941 01:42:45 That's definitely enough talking for one night.
1942 01:42:49 But it's been a blast.
1943 01:42:52 We love you, Jack!
1944 01:42:54 We still love you!
1945 01:43:11 Where's the stage?
1946 01:43:12 What floor is this?
1947 01:43:13 Where is the goddamn stage?!
1948 01:43:25 - Oh, my God. - I know.
1949 01:43:27 That's a lot of information to take in.
1950 01:43:30 I know.
1951 01:43:31 Well, if you'd told me I was gonna be on the big screen,
1952 01:43:33 I'd have got my hair done.
1953 01:43:36 I'm sorry.
1954 01:43:37 You didn't write any of the songs?
1955 01:43:39 No.
1956 01:43:41 That is very bad behavior.
1957 01:43:44 On a global scale.
1958 01:43:46 It's very bad.
1959 01:43:56 Well, this is a strange one.
1960 01:44:02 Of course I've always known I was number two.
1961 01:44:05 But that's not a bad place to be.
1962 01:44:08 Some of the best songs never made it to number one.
1963 01:44:11 "Common People" by Pulp, for a start.
1964 01:44:14 It's a total classic.
1965 01:44:16 And obviously all I want is for Ellie to be happy.
1966 01:44:23 Gavin.
1967 01:44:25 Best man I ever met.
1968 01:44:31 - Thank you, Gavin. - He's here.
1969 01:44:33 - He's here! - What is that?
1970 01:44:34 - Oh, God. - Go!
1971 01:44:35 - Jack! - Jack!
1972 01:44:36 - Oh, my... We should definitely go! - Yeah, yeah.
1973 01:44:37 Shit!
1974 01:44:39 Where's that lying son of a bitch?
1975 01:44:41 Move, idiots!
1976 01:44:43 Look, he's here!
1977 01:44:44 Jack!
1978 01:44:45 Jack, please take me with you.
1979 01:44:47 No one else will employ me.
1980 01:44:48 I-I'm rubbish at my job.
1981 01:44:50 Just hold them off, Rocky.
1982 01:44:51 In the name of money, stop!
1983 01:44:53 Get back here, you stupid, English mother...
1984 01:44:56 - Sorry, Debra. - Jack!
1985 01:44:58 Debra, stop this.
1986 01:44:59 - You're embarrassing yourself. - Jack!
1987 01:45:04 ♪ It's such a beautiful night ♪
1988 01:45:05 ♪ To make a change in our lives ♪
1989 01:45:07 ♪ East Anglian sky, empty bottle of wine ♪
1990 01:45:10 ♪ I got you by my side ♪
1991 01:45:11 ♪ Talking 'bout love and life ♪
1992 01:45:13 ♪ How lucky you're mine when I look in your eyes ♪
1993 01:45:16 ♪ What a wonderful way to spend a moment or two ♪
1994 01:45:19 ♪ To be lying awake and be here talking to you ♪
1995 01:45:22 ♪ I got somethin' to say and know what I gotta do ♪
1996 01:45:25 ♪ To be making a change, now the moment of truth ♪
1997 01:45:28 ♪ Why am I feeling so nervous? ♪
1998 01:45:31 ♪ When things are going so perfect ♪
1999 01:45:34 ♪ But I know that it's worth it ♪
2000 01:45:36 ♪ To spend forever with you ♪
2001 01:45:38 ♪ And so I count to three ♪
2002 01:45:42 ♪ And get on one knee ♪
2003 01:45:45 ♪ And I ask you ♪
2004 01:45:47 ♪ Darling, honestly ♪
2005 01:45:50 ♪ I've waited all this time ♪
2006 01:45:54 ♪ Just to make it right ♪
2007 01:45:56 ♪ So, I'll ask you tonight ♪
2008 01:45:59 ♪ "Will you marry me?" ♪
2009 01:46:02 ♪ Just say yes ♪
2010 01:46:05 ♪ One word, one love, one life... ♪
2011 01:46:12 I feel like Harry Potter after he defeated Voldemort.
2012 01:46:16 At last, everything can go back to normal.
2013 01:46:19 Isn't normal wonderful?
2014 01:46:21 Who?
2015 01:46:24 Sorry?
2016 01:46:27 Harry Potter. Who's he?
2017 01:46:28 ♪ Your hand in mine ♪
2018 01:46:31 ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪
2019 01:46:34 ♪ Hearts intertwined ♪
2020 01:46:37 ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪
2021 01:46:38 No one.
2022 01:46:40 ♪ In perfect time ♪
2023 01:46:40 Nothing.
2024 01:46:43 ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪
2025 01:46:45 Time for bed.
2026 01:46:46 ♪ Oh, you and I ♪
2027 01:46:48 Time.
2028 01:46:49 ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪
2029 01:46:57 ♪ Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace ♪
2030 01:47:01 ♪ Molly is a singer with a band ♪
2031 01:47:05 ♪ Desmond says to Molly ♪
2032 01:47:07 ♪ "Girl, I like your face" ♪
2033 01:47:09 ♪ And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand ♪
2034 01:47:13 ♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪
2035 01:47:15 ♪ Life goes on, brah ♪
2036 01:47:18 ♪ Lala, how their life goes on ♪
2037 01:47:21 Okay.
2038 01:47:23 ♪ In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home ♪
2039 01:47:31 ♪ With a couple of kids running in the yard ♪
2040 01:47:35 ♪ Of Desmond and Molly Jones ♪
2041 01:47:39 ♪ Happy ever after in the marketplace ♪
2042 01:47:43 ♪ Molly lets the children lend a hand ♪
2043 01:47:48 ♪ Desmond stays at home and does a pretty face ♪
2044 01:47:51 ♪ And in the evening she's a singer in a band ♪
2045 01:47:54 One last time!
2046 01:47:56 ♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪
2047 01:47:58 ♪ Life goes on, brah ♪
2048 01:48:00 ♪ Lala, how their life goes on ♪
2049 01:48:04 ♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪
2050 01:48:06 ♪ Life goes on, brah ♪
2051 01:48:09 ♪ Lala, how their life goes on ♪
2052 01:48:13 ♪ and if you want some fun ♪
2053 01:48:15 ♪ Take Ob-la-di-bla-da ♪
2054 01:48:24 Yes!
2055 01:48:41 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2056 01:48:44 ♪ Don't make it bad ♪
2057 01:48:48 ♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪
2058 01:48:55 ♪ Remember to let her into your heart ♪
2059 01:49:00 ♪ Then you can start ♪
2060 01:49:03 ♪ To make it better ♪
2061 01:49:07 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2062 01:49:10 ♪ Don't be afraid ♪
2063 01:49:14 ♪ You were made to ♪
2064 01:49:16 ♪ Go out and get her ♪
2065 01:49:21 ♪ The minute you let her under your skin ♪
2066 01:49:26 ♪ Then you begin to make it better ♪
2067 01:49:34 ♪ And anytime you feel the pain ♪
2068 01:49:38 ♪ Hey, Jude, refrain ♪
2069 01:49:41 ♪ Don't carry the world ♪
2070 01:49:44 ♪ Upon your shoulders ♪
2071 01:49:50 ♪ For well you know that it's a fool ♪
2072 01:49:54 ♪ Who plays it cool ♪
2073 01:49:57 ♪ By making his world a little colder ♪
2074 01:50:13 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2075 01:50:16 ♪ Don't let me down ♪
2076 01:50:20 ♪ You have found her ♪
2077 01:50:23 ♪ Now go and get her ♪
2078 01:50:27 ♪ Remember to let her into your heart ♪
2079 01:50:32 ♪ Then you can start to make it better ♪
2080 01:50:41 ♪ So let it out and let it in ♪
2081 01:50:44 ♪ Hey, Jude, begin ♪
2082 01:50:47 ♪ You're waiting for someone to perform with ♪
2083 01:50:57 ♪ And don't you know that it's just you ♪
2084 01:51:00 ♪ Hey, Jude, you'll do ♪
2085 01:51:04 ♪ The movement you need ♪
2086 01:51:07 ♪ Is on your shoulder ♪
2087 01:51:20 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2088 01:51:23 ♪ Don't make it bad ♪
2089 01:51:27 ♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪
2090 01:51:34 ♪ Remember to let her under your skin ♪
2091 01:51:39 ♪ Then you'll begin ♪
2092 01:51:42 ♪ To make it better ♪
2093 01:51:45 ♪ Better, better, better, better, better ♪
2094 01:51:48 ♪ I'm begging you ♪
2095 01:52:00 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2096 01:52:13 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2097 01:52:26 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2098 01:52:40 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2099 01:52:41 ♪ Jude, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy ♪
2100 01:52:50 ♪ Oh, my, my, my ♪
2101 01:52:53 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2102 01:52:54 ♪ Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude ♪
2103 01:53:06 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2104 01:53:07 ♪ You know you can make it, Jude ♪
2105 01:53:08 ♪ Jude, you're not gonna break it ♪
2106 01:53:12 ♪ Don't make it bad, Jude ♪
2107 01:53:19 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2108 01:53:20 ♪ Jude, hey, Jude ♪
2109 01:53:32 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2110 01:53:45 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2111 01:53:46 ♪ Now, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude ♪
2112 01:53:58 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2113 01:54:11 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2114 01:54:19 ♪ Pain won't come back, Jude ♪
2115 01:54:23 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2116 01:54:36 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2117 01:54:45 ♪ Make it through ♪
2118 01:54:49 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2119 01:55:02 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2120 01:55:03 ♪ Good evening, ladies and gentlemen ♪
2121 01:55:15 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2122 01:55:27 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪
2123 01:55:40 ♪ Hey, Jude. ♪
