丧尸未逝 The Dead Don’t Die(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:01:28 Yuck.
2 00:01:35 The fire's still warm.
3 00:01:40 Is that you, Hermit Bob?
4 00:01:44 We kinda can see you.
5 00:01:47 Farmer Miller says you might have stole
6 00:01:49 one of his chickens.
7 00:01:52 That happens to be against the law.
8 00:01:56 Now, I'm hoping that it was a fox that did that.
9 00:01:59 Up your hole with a wooden pole, Cliff.
10 00:02:09 That also happens to be against the law.
11 00:02:12 Should we take him in?
12 00:02:18 Where'd he go?
13 00:02:19 I don't know.
14 00:02:28 I don't see him.
15 00:02:33 We're gonna go back to town now...
16 00:02:36 Hermit Bob.
17 00:02:38 Don't break any more laws.
18 00:02:41 Just calm down.
19 00:02:59 Hey, Cliff.
20 00:03:02 Fuck you.
21 00:03:35 ♪ Oh, the dead don't die ♪
22 00:03:35 The Dead Don't Die - Sturgill Simpson
23 00:03:39 ♪ Any more than you or I ♪
24 00:03:43 ♪ They're just ghosts inside a dream ♪
25 00:03:47 ♪ Of a life that we don't own ♪
26 00:03:51 ♪ They walk around us all the time ♪
27 00:03:55 ♪ Never paying any mind ♪
28 00:03:59 ♪ To the silly lives we lead ♪
29 00:04:03 ♪ Or the reaping we've all sown ♪
30 00:04:07 ♪ There's a cup of coffee waiting on every corner ♪
31 00:04:15 ♪ Someday we're gonna wake up ♪
32 00:04:19 ♪ And find the corners gone ♪
33 00:04:23 ♪ But the dead will still be walking round ♪
34 00:04:28 ♪ In this old world alone ♪
35 00:04:31 ♪ Oh, well after life is over ♪
36 00:04:36 ♪ The afterlife goes on ♪
37 00:04:39 ♪ Oh, well after life is over ♪
38 00:04:44 ♪ The afterlife goes on. ♪
39 00:05:05 Should we bring him in one of these days?
40 00:05:08 I mean...
41 00:05:10 he fired a weapon at police officers.
42 00:05:15 Yeah, I don't know.
43 00:05:18 I doubt he even stole that chicken.
44 00:05:22 Farmer Miller is such an asshole.
45 00:05:27 I've known Bob since junior high.
46 00:05:31 That must have been like 50 years ago.
47 00:05:35 Yeah, it was.
48 00:05:38 You know, Bob's been out there for years,
49 00:05:40 eating squirrels and bugs,
50 00:05:42 and he never hurt anyone that I ever heard of.
51 00:05:46 Well, he is kind of unusual.
52 00:05:53 Is it already 20 after 8:00?
53 00:05:56 Shouldn't it be getting dark by now?
54 00:05:58 Yeah, this daylight savings thing is all out of whack lately.
55 00:06:04 Damn it.
56 00:06:08 My watch stopped.
57 00:06:10 Or is broken or something.
58 00:06:16 Yeah, something weird's going on.
59 00:06:19 Yeah. Weird.
60 00:06:26 Yeah, this isn't gonna end well, Cliff.
61 00:06:54 The ant colonies.
62 00:06:58 All jacked up like it was the end of the world.
63 00:07:16 Hey, Ronnie, you want to swing by the diner,
64 00:07:18 get some doughnuts, coffee?
65 00:07:24 No, thanks.
66 00:07:25 It seems late for coffee and doughnuts.
67 00:07:28 I guess so.
68 00:07:30 This is home base.
69 00:07:31 Are you guys reading me? Over.
70 00:07:36 - Hey, Mindy. - You guys okay out there?
71 00:07:38 Yeah, we're just, uh, cruising a bit before we swing on back.
72 00:07:43 You need anything?
73 00:07:45 We could, uh, run by the diner,
74 00:07:47 pick you up some coffee and doughnuts.
75 00:07:50 Negative. Thanks.
76 00:07:52 There is something strange going on, though.
77 00:07:54 Have you guys, by any chance, noticed that the...
78 00:07:57 and the daylight and the...
79 00:07:59 I think the news report...
80 00:08:02 Hello, hello.
81 00:08:04 Shit. We lost her.
82 00:08:06 Use your cell.
83 00:08:17 That's funny.
84 00:08:19 It's completely dead.
85 00:08:22 And it was fully charged.
86 00:08:26 Hey, Cliff, should we listen to the civilian radio?
87 00:08:29 Sure. Go ahead.
88 00:08:36 ♪ Oh, the dead don't die ♪
89 00:08:40 ♪ Any more than you or I ♪
90 00:08:42 That sounds so familiar.
91 00:08:44 ♪ They're just ghosts inside a dream ♪
92 00:08:48 ♪ Of a life that we don't own ♪
93 00:08:49 What is that song, Ronnie?
94 00:08:51 It's "The Dead Don't Die."
95 00:08:52 ♪ They walk around us all the time ♪
96 00:08:54 By Sturgill Simpson.
97 00:08:56 Sturgill Simpson?
98 00:08:56 ♪ Never paying any mind ♪
99 00:09:00 ♪ To the silly lives we lead ♪
100 00:09:01 Why does it sound so familiar?
101 00:09:04 Well, 'cause it's the theme song.
102 00:09:04 ♪ Or the reaping we've all sown ♪
103 00:09:06 - The theme song? - Yeah.
104 00:09:08 ♪ There's a cup of coffee waiting on every corner ♪
105 00:09:17 ♪ Someday we're gonna wake up ♪
106 00:09:20 ♪ And find the corners gone ♪
107 00:09:25 ♪ But the dead will still be walking round ♪
108 00:09:29 ♪ In this old world alone ♪
109 00:09:33 ♪ Oh, well after life is over ♪
110 00:09:37 ♪ The afterlife goes on ♪
111 00:09:49 ♪ There'll be old friends walking round ♪
112 00:09:53 ♪ In a somewhat familiar town ♪
113 00:09:57 ♪ That you saw once ♪
114 00:09:59 ♪ When you looked up from the phone ♪
115 00:10:05 ♪ Nobody bothers saying hi ♪
116 00:10:09 ♪ And you can save all your goodbyes ♪
117 00:10:13 ♪ Stop trying to pretend ♪
118 00:10:18 ♪ That we're all not at home... ♪
119 00:10:20 How much longer until my takeout's ready, Fern?
120 00:10:23 Be out shortly, Frank.
121 00:10:24 Just heating it up for you.
122 00:10:27 Would you mind turning off that goddamn music?
123 00:10:30 Fucking Sturgill Simpson.
124 00:10:32 Sure thing.
125 00:10:38 So, Frank, what makes you so sure
126 00:10:41 it's Hermit Bob who stole your chicken?
127 00:10:46 Well, who the hell else could it be?
128 00:10:48 That goddamn hairy lunatic,
129 00:10:50 living out there all these years like a caveman.
130 00:10:53 Like some kind of ghost.
131 00:10:56 Might as well be Amish.
132 00:10:58 Maybe it was a... a fox, Frank.
133 00:11:01 I don't think Bob ever hurt anybody.
134 00:11:04 Yeah, well, tell that to my fucking chickens.
135 00:11:08 Fox, my ass.
136 00:11:11 Here you go, Frank.
137 00:11:13 Want me to put that in a to-go cup for you?
138 00:11:16 Nah, I can't drink any more of that stuff.
139 00:11:19 It's too damn black for me.
140 00:11:26 I meant it's too strong.
141 00:11:35 Take care, Frank.
142 00:11:37 Yeah.
143 00:11:40 This special report:
144 00:11:41 These activities could possibly be affecting
145 00:11:44 the Earth's rotation on its axis.
146 00:11:46 Scientists say even the slightest change
147 00:11:48 in this balance may already be causing
148 00:11:50 a dramatic change in our usual hours of daylight.
149 00:11:54 Meanwhile, government officials,
150 00:11:56 as well as the heads of the energy companies involved,
151 00:11:59 say the recent extensive polar fracking
152 00:12:01 has had no discernible consequences whatsoever.
153 00:12:05 Here's what the energy secretary had to say
154 00:12:07 in this evening's press conference.
155 00:12:09 Listen, these alarmists are dangerous liars.
156 00:12:14 Let's not believe something
157 00:12:15 just because one so-called scientist says it's true.
158 00:12:18 Polar fracking has created fantastic jobs,
159 00:12:21 big profits and energy for our great country.
160 00:12:24 Let's not forget our priori...
161 00:12:27 What you think, Fern?
162 00:12:29 I don't know, Hank.
163 00:12:31 Shouldn't it be getting dark out?
164 00:12:42 So, you can see from this diagram
165 00:12:44 that if the Earth is pulled even slightly off its axis,
166 00:12:48 the repercussions could be extreme.
167 00:12:51 Coming up in the next segment...
168 00:12:53 Holy shit, man, this is crazy.
169 00:12:56 A change in the Earth's rotation or its spin rate?
170 00:12:59 That'd be catastrophic, for sure.
171 00:13:02 All the cycles of the biosphere would be affected.
172 00:13:04 The natural cycles of sunlight would be disrupted,
173 00:13:06 plants wouldn't grow, wind patterns would change,
174 00:13:09 and tectonic activity...
175 00:13:11 Forget about it.
176 00:13:13 The polar caps shifting would mean...
177 00:13:18 I don't want to say.
178 00:13:19 Total planetary destruction.
179 00:13:23 For real?
180 00:13:28 Shut up.
181 00:13:32 Okay, time's up, girls.
182 00:13:34 Way up.
183 00:13:36 Well, if it isn't Geronimo on the girls' floor again.
184 00:13:40 Do you want to be a girl, Geronimo?
185 00:13:42 No.
186 00:13:43 Well, then get back to the boys' section... now.
187 00:13:47 Dennis.
188 00:13:50 Can you please escort Geronimo back to the boys' section?
189 00:13:54 I'll deal with these girls.
190 00:13:56 Let's go, Geronimo. You know the drill.
191 00:13:59 Let's go, you clowns.
192 00:14:00 It's bedtime for bozos.
193 00:14:02 You two ladies, too. Let's go.
194 00:14:07 Secretary of Energy Pillerton, however...
195 00:14:10 Thank you.
196 00:14:10 fully refutes these speculations,
197 00:14:12 insisting...
198 00:14:18 See you, Bobby.
199 00:14:19 - Excellent. - You got it? Need a bag?
200 00:14:21 - No, thanks. - All right.
201 00:14:23 - Bye, Bobby. - See you guys.
202 00:14:24 Wow, it's still so light out.
203 00:14:26 Okay. So...
204 00:14:45 - Bilbo Baggins. - Hey, Dean.
205 00:14:47 - What's up, buddy? - How's things?
206 00:14:50 After-hours delivery, WU-PS.
207 00:14:52 Check this out.
208 00:14:54 Got some Weird News of the World.
209 00:14:58 The Earth off its axis.
210 00:15:00 That's bad news.
211 00:15:07 This is for you right here, for your collection.
212 00:15:11 Oh, man. Starlog.
213 00:15:14 Eerie.
214 00:15:15 Creepy, number 61.
215 00:15:18 April 1974.
216 00:15:22 That motherfucker's rare, before you was born and shit.
217 00:15:25 Oh, man. Here, let me give you some money.
218 00:15:27 No, that's on me.
219 00:15:29 - Add it to your collection. - Thanks, man.
220 00:15:31 Just give me your Herbie Hancock right here,
221 00:15:34 and I'll be on my way.
222 00:15:37 They need to fix the AC.
223 00:15:39 You know, it's kind of hot in this motherfucker, huh?
224 00:15:42 All right.
225 00:15:43 Okay-dokay.
226 00:15:51 Hey, Dean.
227 00:15:53 I was wondering if you wouldn't mind just, uh,
228 00:15:56 dropping a little wisdom until the next delivery.
229 00:16:02 The world is perfect.
230 00:16:07 Appreciate the details.
231 00:16:18 "The world is perfect.
232 00:16:21 Appreciate the details."
233 00:16:29 You guys shouldn't be here.
234 00:16:35 Strange.
235 00:16:50 Tasty porcinis.
236 00:16:54 Okay.
237 00:17:14 Kitty!
238 00:17:16 Good evening.
239 00:17:17 This is Posie Juarez.
240 00:17:18 We interrupt this program
241 00:17:20 for a Centerville 7 News Special Report.
242 00:17:23 People are saying their pets have either just disappeared
243 00:17:27 or are acting unusually skittish and aggressive.
244 00:17:30 Here's a report from Harrisville.
245 00:17:32 Look at this.
246 00:17:35 I mean, I just couldn't find my cat, Rainbow.
247 00:17:40 And when I finally did find her,
248 00:17:42 she was under the house.
249 00:17:44 She's never done that before.
250 00:17:47 She's not usually like that.
251 00:17:48 She's very gentle and...
252 00:17:51 That's so strange. Where are you guys?
253 00:17:54 too, and she had this wild look in her eye,
254 00:17:58 and when I finally tried to pull her out,
255 00:18:00 she scratched me all to shreds, like a wild animal.
256 00:18:05 That's so creepy. I knew...
257 00:18:08 We're back?
258 00:18:10 Hello.
259 00:18:12 That is strange, and it seems to be happening all over.
260 00:18:15 We'll have more reports at 11:00.
261 00:18:17 But for now, this is Posie Juarez
262 00:18:19 for Centerville 7 News.
263 00:18:21 Stay safe...
264 00:18:22 and keep your eyes open.
265 00:18:25 Rumsfeld.
266 00:18:28 Rumsfeld. Here, boy.
267 00:18:31 Where the hell are you?
268 00:18:39 Goddamn dog.
269 00:18:42 Rumsfeld? You out here?
270 00:18:48 Rumsfeld, what you doing over there?
271 00:18:49 Get your ass inside.
272 00:18:55 Come on, stupid.
273 00:19:00 What are you doing?
274 00:19:05 Goddamn it.
275 00:19:10 Holy shit.
276 00:19:12 Who stole my fucking cows?
277 00:19:20 Where the hell are my chickens?
278 00:19:28 Frank's cows.
279 00:19:31 Into the woods, ladies.
280 00:19:35 Welcome to my world.
281 00:19:46 Damn it, Mallory.
282 00:19:49 Even dead, you reek of chardonnay.
283 00:19:55 Cheap chardonnay.
284 00:20:00 How's she looking?
285 00:20:02 Well, she's not getting any older.
286 00:20:09 The diner sure makes
287 00:20:09 the world's best coffee, doesn't it?
288 00:20:12 Yeah, but how can you drink it so late?
289 00:20:14 - Won't it keep you up? - No, I sleep like a baby.
290 00:20:18 Except maybe when I know there's a corpse waiting for me at work.
291 00:20:21 Oh, y-yeah.
292 00:20:23 Cliff, is the coroner from Latrobe
293 00:20:24 gonna pick her up tomorrow?
294 00:20:26 It's getting a little creepy being here alone
295 00:20:28 with Mallory decomposing in there.
296 00:20:31 Yeah, they're supposed to come pick her up tomorrow morning.
297 00:20:34 Thank God.
298 00:20:35 I don't know why she can't be over at the funeral home.
299 00:20:38 'Cause she's going to Potter's Field in Latrobe.
300 00:20:42 And 'cause our new unusual undertaker,
301 00:20:45 Ms. Winston, has got those two golfers
302 00:20:49 that were struck by lightning... the Logans.
303 00:21:02 Thanks, Ronnie.
304 00:21:03 It's not really necessary, but...
305 00:21:05 Can I, uh, drive you home, Mindy?
306 00:21:07 Also not necessary, Ronnie. You know I have my car here.
307 00:21:10 Oh, yeah.
308 00:21:12 - How is the Prius running? - Fine.
309 00:21:15 Can you even fit two people in that little Smart car of yours?
310 00:21:17 Well, yeah. Holds two nicely.
311 00:21:21 This daylight thing is bothering me.
312 00:21:24 It's strange.
313 00:21:27 Well, what can I say?
314 00:21:27 The world is kind of strange lately.
315 00:21:30 Yeah, it sure is.
316 00:21:32 If you ask me, this whole thing is gonna end badly.
317 00:21:37 So, what exactly do you mean, Ronnie?
318 00:21:42 Don't know.
319 00:21:43 Just a feeling, I guess.
320 00:21:45 Strong feeling.
321 00:21:46 Oh, boy.
322 00:21:49 You okay doing the whole night shift alone, Cliff?
323 00:21:52 Yeah, I can take a nap.
324 00:21:53 I mean, I can just lie down in that other cell
325 00:21:57 next to old Mallory.
326 00:21:59 Oh, God.
327 00:22:00 Next to her... her dead body?
328 00:22:05 Might bring back some old memories.
329 00:22:10 See you guys tomorrow.
330 00:22:12 - See you, Cliff. - Yeah, see you tomorrow, Chief.
331 00:22:21 "This is all gonna end badly."
332 00:22:25 What does that mean?
333 00:22:29 I knew Mallory O'Brien since I was a kid.
334 00:22:33 And believe it or not,
335 00:22:34 sh-she was a pretty young thing, too.
336 00:22:37 Please.
337 00:22:40 Sorry, but good riddance to that drunken old goat.
338 00:22:43 Well, I-I-I don't know, Fern.
339 00:22:46 Geez, I got to get up out of here.
340 00:22:49 I-I got to, uh, get to the hardware store early tomorrow morning.
341 00:22:54 I'm looking forward to seeing you ladies tomorrow.
342 00:22:57 Take care, Hank.
343 00:22:58 Good night, Hank. Sweet dreams.
344 00:23:01 Hank is such a gentleman.
345 00:23:03 Sure is.
346 00:23:06 Well, I better get started cleaning here.
347 00:23:10 Listen, Lily.
348 00:23:11 I've been dying to ask you about that new foreign woman
349 00:23:14 that took over the funeral home.
350 00:23:16 What's her name?
351 00:23:17 Her name is Zelda Winston.
352 00:23:19 And she's strange, for sure.
353 00:23:21 And she's got these, like, really weird eyes,
354 00:23:23 like she's, like, looking right through you.
355 00:23:26 She pays me really well, though.
356 00:23:27 Zelda. What-what kind of name is that?
357 00:23:31 I don't know.
358 00:23:31 She's probably, like, Irish or Scottish or whatever.
359 00:23:34 And she talks really funny, though,
360 00:23:35 so I don't always get it right.
361 00:23:36 But I like the name Zelda.
362 00:23:39 It reminds me of, um, Zelda Fitzgerald.
363 00:23:44 Who's that?
364 00:23:46 That's Great Gatsby's wife.
365 00:23:49 And who's that?
366 00:23:50 That's the really rich guy from the 1920s.
367 00:23:54 The Robert Redford guy.
368 00:23:57 Well, anyway, so what's it like over there
369 00:23:59 in those secret rooms since she took over?
370 00:24:02 Well, there's these, like, really creepy back rooms,
371 00:24:05 you know, where they, like, keep all the stiffs.
372 00:24:07 And then next to that, there's this big golden Buddha.
373 00:24:12 A what, now?
374 00:24:13 There's a big, shiny, golden Buddha.
375 00:24:15 And then there's these, like,
376 00:24:16 old-looking samurai swords on a rack.
377 00:24:21 Really?
378 00:26:06 Amituofo.
379 00:26:19 That's peculiar.
380 00:26:33 Now, stay put, will you?
381 00:27:23 What is it, Liv?
382 00:27:26 You okay?
383 00:27:28 Yeah.
384 00:27:30 I guess so.
385 00:27:32 I just got this creepy feeling.
386 00:27:36 You were probably just having a bad dream.
387 00:27:39 Yeah, guess so.
388 00:27:42 A bad dream.
389 00:27:44 It's okay. Just go back to sleep.
390 00:27:49 Thanks, Stell.
391 00:28:17 Toxic lunar vibrations.
392 00:29:23 All right, honey, I'm done.
393 00:29:26 I'm leaving your money here.
394 00:29:31 I'm out of here, Lil.
395 00:29:32 Okay, Fern. See you tomorrow.
396 00:29:34 Not if I see you first.
397 00:29:36 Very funny.
398 00:29:38 Excuse me, we're closed.
399 00:29:39 What... what happened to you?
400 00:29:42 Lily!
401 00:29:51 Get the fuck away from me, you little motherfucker!
402 00:29:52 Oh, I'll fucking kill you!
403 00:29:53 I'll shove this mop up your fucking ass, motherfucker!
404 00:29:57 Get the fuck away from me!
405 00:30:31 Coffee.
406 00:30:42 Coffee.
407 00:30:48 Coffee.
408 00:32:03 Centerville Police Department. This is Chief Robertson.
409 00:32:08 Hi, Hank. What's up?
410 00:32:10 Is it really 6:30?
411 00:32:18 What?
412 00:32:21 At the diner?
413 00:32:43 Like I said on the phone, Cliff,
414 00:32:45 often, Fern gets here early,
415 00:32:48 and so I thought I might
416 00:32:49 get some coffee to go, and-and then this.
417 00:32:53 Oh, my God.
418 00:32:55 I saw them.
419 00:32:57 Fern and Lily.
420 00:33:06 Oh, man.
421 00:33:36 Wh-What the hell was it?
422 00:33:38 A wild animal? Uh, several wild animals?
423 00:33:41 I don't know.
424 00:33:44 But whatever it was, it even smashed the coffeepots.
425 00:34:23 Yuck.
426 00:34:37 Jesus Christ, Cliff.
427 00:34:42 What the heck was it, a wild animal?
428 00:34:46 Several wild animals?
429 00:34:47 That's exactly what I said.
430 00:35:08 Hey, guys.
431 00:35:11 Fern's really done wonders with these flower beds.
432 00:35:14 Really perks up the place, huh?
433 00:35:21 What?
434 00:35:22 - What happened? - God, Mindy.
435 00:35:25 I don't think you want to see this.
436 00:35:53 No, no, I didn't need to see that.
437 00:35:59 Was it a wild animal?
438 00:36:01 Or several wild animals?
439 00:36:06 Cliff, is that really Fern and Lily in there?
440 00:36:09 No.
441 00:36:11 That was Fern and Lily, but now...
442 00:36:22 Do you need me here?
443 00:36:24 Maybe you could help out with crowd control.
444 00:36:30 Okay, folks, can you move it along now, please?
445 00:36:33 Thank you.
446 00:36:34 I can't believe it.
447 00:36:49 God, Ronnie. This is really awful.
448 00:36:53 Maybe the worst thing I've ever seen.
449 00:36:55 Yeah. Sure is.
450 00:36:58 I...
451 00:37:02 I-I got to go.
452 00:37:21 So, what are you thinking?
453 00:37:26 You... you really want to know?
454 00:37:32 I'm thinking zombies.
455 00:37:34 What?
456 00:37:35 You know, zombies.
457 00:37:37 Ghouls.
458 00:37:39 The undead.
459 00:37:43 Are you...
460 00:37:45 You're trying to tell me...
461 00:37:50 you're thinking zombies did this?
462 00:37:54 Yup.
463 00:38:18 Hey, Jack, will you check your phone
464 00:38:20 - and see where we are exactly? - Yeah.
465 00:38:28 Oh, man.
466 00:38:30 I'm not getting any reception out here.
467 00:38:35 Geez, I don't even know
468 00:38:36 if my phone's working, for some reason.
469 00:38:42 Let me try the radio.
470 00:38:48 It's working again, so...
471 00:38:49 I mean, they're absolutely wrong.
472 00:38:51 We know very well that polar fracking
473 00:38:53 has been great for this country.
474 00:38:54 In my opinion, these naysayers
475 00:38:56 - should just move to somewhere else... - I'm not listening to this.
476 00:38:58 where they don't have to...
477 00:39:03 ♪ And the streets look so empty in the morning ♪
478 00:39:09 "The Dead Don't Die."
479 00:39:11 I love this song.
480 00:39:11 ♪ There'll be no one out at night ♪
481 00:39:15 ♪ For the lights to shine down on ♪
482 00:39:19 ♪ But the dead will still be walking round ♪
483 00:39:23 ♪ In this old world alone ♪
484 00:39:27 ♪ Oh, well after life is over ♪
485 00:39:31 ♪ The afterlife goes on ♪
486 00:39:35 ♪ Hearts break when loved ones journey on ♪
487 00:39:41 ♪ At the thought that they're now forever gone ♪
488 00:39:47 ♪ So we tell ourselves ♪
489 00:39:49 ♪ They're all still around us all the time ♪
490 00:39:54 Thanks.
491 00:39:55 ♪ Gone but not forgotten ♪
492 00:39:59 ♪ Just memories left behind ♪
493 00:40:10 Oh, shit, you guys. We have to stop and get gas.
494 00:40:18 Look. Gas sign right there.
495 00:40:20 ♪ But the dead will still be walking round ♪
496 00:40:24 ♪ In this old world alone... ♪
497 00:40:28 Okay, cool. Come back soon, okay?
498 00:40:30 See you, Bobby.
499 00:40:31 Stay sick, guys.
500 00:40:33 Turn blue, Bobby.
501 00:40:36 Hey, kids, how's it going?
502 00:40:38 Eat me.
503 00:40:55 This place is a trip.
504 00:40:56 Sure is.
505 00:41:00 Hi.
506 00:41:01 Hi.
507 00:41:03 Nice shirt.
508 00:41:04 - Nosferatu. - Yeah.
509 00:41:07 It's really cool.
510 00:41:10 Thanks.
511 00:41:11 I make 'em.
512 00:41:12 How about that? Earth off its axis.
513 00:41:15 End of the world.
514 00:41:20 Flesh-eating zombies.
515 00:41:22 You get a lot of zombies around here?
516 00:41:24 That depends, I guess.
517 00:41:28 So... so, about the gas.
518 00:41:31 You want to pay cash or credit?
519 00:41:35 Here you go, Frodo.
520 00:41:38 Cool. Thanks.
521 00:41:42 Did you, uh...
522 00:41:46 Did you just call me Frodo?
523 00:41:47 Did I?
524 00:41:48 Is there a motel in town?
525 00:41:51 Yeah, there is one just down the...
526 00:41:53 That's a really good CD.
527 00:41:55 Sturgill Simpson, "The Dead Don't Die."
528 00:41:57 Yeah, I know. I love this song.
529 00:42:00 Is it nice?
530 00:42:02 - What? - The motel.
531 00:42:05 Oh, yeah. It's, uh... it's kind of cool.
532 00:42:06 It's one of those old-school ones.
533 00:42:09 Like in old-school horror movies,
534 00:42:10 with, like... like in Psycho with the separated bungalows?
535 00:42:15 The Bates Motel in Psycho
536 00:42:17 was not separated into "little bungalows."
537 00:42:22 All right.
538 00:42:25 That's 12 for the CD and two dollars for the soda.
539 00:42:29 Here you go.
540 00:42:30 - You can just keep the change. - Thanks. Oh, cool.
541 00:42:41 That's a super cool ride, by the way.
542 00:42:44 Very, uh, George Romero.
543 00:42:47 Yeah, it's a classic.
544 00:42:49 Your film knowledge is impressive.
545 00:42:51 What's your name?
546 00:42:53 Bobby.
547 00:42:55 Bobby Wiggins.
548 00:42:57 What's that? Bobby Baggins?
549 00:42:59 No, Wiggins.
550 00:43:02 I'm Zoe.
551 00:43:03 Thanks, Bobby.
552 00:43:58 Will the Feds be brought in on this? It's...
553 00:44:01 it's really weird.
554 00:44:05 I see.
555 00:44:08 But Miss O'Brien...
556 00:44:09 so she has to stay with us another night?
557 00:44:15 Oh, God.
558 00:44:17 Okay. Thank you.
559 00:44:22 Hello, Ms. Winston.
560 00:44:23 Hello, Officer Minerva Morrison.
561 00:44:26 Do call me Zelda.
562 00:44:27 Yeah, okay, sure.
563 00:44:30 You've been informed of the tragedy?
564 00:44:32 I have.
565 00:44:33 Am I to understand that the remains
566 00:44:34 will be brought to The Ever After Funeral Home
567 00:44:37 for my preparations?
568 00:44:39 No, that won't be necessary.
569 00:44:40 The Feds have already collected the remains.
570 00:44:42 They've brought them out of the county.
571 00:44:44 I see.
572 00:44:54 Is there anything else I can do?
573 00:44:56 Yes.
574 00:44:57 I do have an unrelated question.
575 00:45:00 Shoot.
576 00:45:01 "Shoot"?
577 00:45:03 I mean ask me.
578 00:45:04 Oh, yes.
579 00:45:06 Are you, by any chance, a couple?
580 00:45:09 You and the physically attractive one?
581 00:45:12 You mean the younger one?
582 00:45:14 Officer Peterson?
583 00:45:15 That's the one I mean... Officer Ronald Peterson.
584 00:45:20 Well, actually, no.
585 00:45:24 Why do you ask, Zelda?
586 00:45:26 Just accumulating local information.
587 00:45:31 Okay.
588 00:45:42 Dear Jesus.
589 00:45:43 I mean, that's absolutely horrible.
590 00:45:45 I mean, who or what is-is-is
591 00:45:47 per-perpetrating these... these...
592 00:45:51 What's going on?
593 00:45:54 Nice car.
594 00:45:56 '68 Pontiac LeMans.
595 00:45:58 Yeah. It's a beauty, huh?
596 00:46:00 It's our friend's totally rad ride.
597 00:46:02 It's a classic.
598 00:46:05 Have a good one.
599 00:46:07 Later.
600 00:46:08 Guys, I'm so hungry.
601 00:46:10 Same. Let's eat.
602 00:46:11 I'll ask.
603 00:46:15 - Nice car. - Thank you.
604 00:46:17 Do you guys know if there's a diner or restaurant nearby?
605 00:46:20 Sorry.
606 00:46:20 The only diner in town is closed, indefinitely.
607 00:46:25 Well, that's unfortunate.
608 00:46:26 But we, uh, have several vending machines
609 00:46:29 containing snacks, uh, right over by the office.
610 00:46:32 Okay. Thanks.
611 00:46:33 Do you have change for three dollars?
612 00:46:35 Yeah, I do.
613 00:46:47 I like your badge.
614 00:46:51 Th... Thank you.
615 00:46:54 That's, uh...
616 00:46:58 - That-that should be good. - Oh, okay.
617 00:47:01 - Thanks. - Oh, no, no.
618 00:47:02 - You can, you can have it. - Yeah?
619 00:47:03 Okay. Thanks.
620 00:47:07 They just checked in.
621 00:47:09 Hipsters from the big city.
622 00:47:12 -Yeah? - Yeah.
623 00:47:14 My educated guess would be Pittsburgh.
624 00:47:17 They got that urban style, you know.
625 00:47:20 Well, those plates are from Ohio,
626 00:47:22 so my educated guess would be Cleveland.
627 00:47:25 Cleveland.
628 00:47:30 Yeah, Cleveland.
629 00:47:34 Thanks.
630 00:47:34 Oh, yeah. Thanks.
631 00:47:39 That girl's part Mexican.
632 00:47:41 Really?
633 00:47:42 How can you tell?
634 00:47:44 I have an affinity for Mexicans.
635 00:47:45 They're, like, my favorite people.
636 00:47:47 I love Mexico. I've been down there twice.
637 00:47:51 Okay, Ronnie,
638 00:47:52 then you should be the one to inform them
639 00:47:54 that if they're gonna spend the night in Centerville,
640 00:47:57 to not go out
641 00:47:59 and to keep their hotel room door locked. Okay.
642 00:48:09 You know, Cliff, uh...
643 00:48:13 I know this isn't important comparatively, uh,
644 00:48:16 but, uh, all of my cats are gone.
645 00:48:19 And-and, normally, they-they, uh, just stay inside.
646 00:48:25 Well, I'm sorry about that, Danny.
647 00:48:26 They could be hiding.
648 00:48:30 Nothing is happening normally right now.
649 00:48:33 - Yeah. - How did they react?
650 00:48:35 They said, "I heard you had a lot of zombies around here,"
651 00:48:38 and then they laughed.
652 00:48:41 Infernal hipsters with their irony.
653 00:49:25 Melville.
654 00:49:29 "Nameless miseries of the numberless mortals."
655 00:49:43 Well, everything looks normal out there.
656 00:49:47 Yeah.
657 00:49:49 But what happened sounds like the start of
658 00:49:52 - a gruesome horror film. - Sure does.
659 00:49:57 Really, really not funny, Geronimo.
660 00:50:00 You guys hear about those grisly murders at the diner?
661 00:50:03 Yeah. Just talking about them.
662 00:50:06 Creepy.
663 00:50:08 I've been listening to the radio,
664 00:50:10 and I'm sure it's the undead, yo.
665 00:50:12 Reanimated by the Earth being thrown off its axis
666 00:50:15 from the polar fracking.
667 00:50:17 What are you saying?
668 00:50:18 I'm saying...
669 00:50:20 full-on zombie apocalypse, baby.
670 00:50:24 Soon, there'll be hordes of them.
671 00:50:26 - Geronimo. - Shit.
672 00:50:28 Do you want to lose your privileges again?
673 00:50:30 No, sir.
674 00:50:32 Then let's go.
675 00:50:36 Unbelievable.
676 00:51:03 Cliff, why'd they used to separate
677 00:51:04 the children's graves from the adults'?
678 00:51:07 Don't know. Some kind of a 19th-century thing.
679 00:51:12 Seems like a bad idea somehow.
680 00:51:15 Yeah. So, what exactly are we looking for here? Zombies?
681 00:51:32 Look over here.
682 00:51:35 Here's another one.
683 00:51:42 Oh, man. This isn't gonna end well.
684 00:52:16 Goddamn it.
685 00:52:18 Ghouls.
686 00:52:23 This is undead, reanimated,
687 00:52:25 full-on, flesh-eating zombie shit.
688 00:52:28 No question.
689 00:52:51 I was supposed to retire.
690 00:52:55 - Two years ago. - I know.
691 00:52:59 - Why didn't you? - What?
692 00:53:01 Retire two years ago.
693 00:53:04 Are we improvising here?
694 00:53:07 No, I was just asking.
695 00:53:10 But I probably know the answer anyway.
696 00:53:12 Probably. Yeah.
697 00:53:18 So, is our plan to continue to inform people
698 00:53:21 about the zombie danger before it gets dark?
699 00:53:24 Oh, God, Ronnie.
700 00:53:28 I guess so.
701 00:53:29 Because we passed Farmer Miller's place a little while ago.
702 00:53:31 Do we need to inform him?
703 00:53:33 Fuck Farmer Miller.
704 00:53:36 Really?
705 00:53:37 He is a citizen of Centerville.
706 00:53:42 You're right.
707 00:53:46 We'll have Mindy call him.
708 00:53:48 Oh, okay.
709 00:53:59 So, Ronnie, how the fuck do you kill a zombie?
710 00:54:02 Well, you got to kill the head.
711 00:54:06 - "Kill the head." - Yeah.
712 00:54:08 By any means necessary, kill the head.
713 00:54:12 Decapitate. It's the only way to kill them.
714 00:54:17 Jesus.
715 00:54:20 And that's really the only way to stop zombies,
716 00:54:26 is to kill the head, Hank.
717 00:54:28 I know it's gruesome, but complete decapitation.
718 00:54:34 Doesn't matter if you use a-a machete, steel wire,
719 00:54:39 hedge clippers, whatever.
720 00:54:41 Just as long as the spinal cord is severed, right?
721 00:54:44 And the head... is cut off.
722 00:54:50 And that's it. De-animated.
723 00:54:53 Only way to kill the dead:
724 00:54:57 kill the head.
725 00:54:58 Wait, Bobby.
726 00:55:00 I-I'm not so sure it was zombies.
727 00:55:08 You said they ate Lily and Fern's flesh.
728 00:55:12 Usually, they go for the brains.
729 00:55:15 It's unusual, but...
730 00:55:18 it's still cannibals, man.
731 00:55:22 Definitely zombies. Okay?
732 00:55:26 Hank, you can trust me.
733 00:55:28 I've seen almost every zombie film ever made.
734 00:55:33 This is zombie shit going down, and we got to get prepared.
735 00:55:37 I don't know what to think anymore.
736 00:55:41 Hank, the shells.
737 00:55:43 Oh, yeah.
738 00:55:49 Better safe than sorry.
739 00:55:52 Yeah, you're right.
740 00:55:55 Safe than sorry.
741 00:55:59 Just kill the head.
742 00:56:02 Several other shocking and brutal attacks
743 00:56:04 occurred in this residential neighborhood just outside East Brady.
744 00:56:08 The images are just too gruesome
745 00:56:10 to broadcast at this time,
746 00:56:12 and police are saying that it almost looked like
747 00:56:14 the victims were attacked by a wild animal
748 00:56:17 or perhaps several wild animals.
749 00:56:23 Police did provide this map showing where these...
750 00:56:26 Goddamn it, my watch doesn't fucking work.
751 00:56:28 I just got it. It's mad expensive.
752 00:56:31 Holy shit, dude, this is insane.
753 00:56:35 Maybe that Harry Potter guy at the gas station
754 00:56:38 wasn't kidding, man.
755 00:56:39 What, about-about what?
756 00:56:41 About there being zombies around here.
757 00:56:43 That's not even funny.
758 00:56:44 Don't joke. It's really, really creepy.
759 00:56:46 Authorities are warning all citizens
760 00:56:48 to stay inside and keep all doors and windows locked and secured.
761 00:56:52 Zack, lock the door, will you?
762 00:56:53 - Got you. - But for now,
763 00:56:54 this is Posie Juarez for Centerville 7 News.
764 00:56:58 Stay safe and keep your eyes open.
765 00:58:02 Kitties!
766 00:58:07 Where are you guys?
767 00:58:15 Kitties!
768 00:58:21 Kitties!
769 00:58:29 What in the name of...
770 00:58:32 Cats are gone.
771 00:58:34 Haven't seen or heard a bird in two days.
772 00:58:37 It's already night out.
773 00:58:38 It's 5:00.
774 00:58:41 Dear Lord in Heaven, help us.
775 00:58:43 Free cable.
776 00:58:45 It's free ca...
777 00:58:59 Thank God you guys are back.
778 00:59:03 Jesus, Cliff, do we really need all this stuff?
779 00:59:09 What's all this for?
780 00:59:10 We went by the hardware store.
781 00:59:12 You know what happens.
782 00:59:15 Hank and that hobbit kid Bobby from the gas station
783 00:59:18 have locked themselves in over there.
784 00:59:21 They tried to convince other citizens to join them,
785 00:59:23 but with no success.
786 00:59:25 Why? What's happening?
787 00:59:26 Is it some sort of epidemic or what?
788 00:59:30 It's zombies.
789 00:59:34 - What are you saying? - Well, it's the undead.
790 00:59:36 They've been reanimated.
791 00:59:38 Caused by the Earth having been pulled off its axis,
792 00:59:41 caused by the polar fracking.
793 00:59:43 But the authorities and energy people
794 00:59:44 keep saying that's not true.
795 00:59:50 Really?
796 00:59:58 Oh, my God.
797 00:59:59 - She's alive? - No.
798 01:00:01 She's not. She's just undead.
799 01:00:04 Chardonnay.
800 01:00:07 Holy shit. Did she just say "chardonnay"?
801 01:00:10 Yeah, she did.
802 01:00:13 Look out, kids.
803 01:00:15 Hey, little Mallory.
804 01:00:23 Chardonnay.
805 01:00:25 I got this, Cliff.
806 01:00:48 Chardonnay.
807 01:00:54 Those are some pretty good cuts.
808 01:00:56 You played some minor league ball, didn't you?
809 01:00:58 Well, um, a little Class A.
810 01:01:00 It-it was a long time ago.
811 01:01:04 Mindy, just remember to kill the head.
812 01:01:08 Okay.
813 01:01:10 Kill the head. Okay.
814 01:01:12 Ronnie, take this thing out of here.
815 01:01:14 You got it, Chief.
816 01:01:19 That's very nice.
817 01:01:21 Very nice, indeed.
818 01:01:23 You look gorgeous.
819 01:01:28 You two could have been
820 01:01:29 the king and queen of the golf club, so you could.
821 01:01:35 Oh, my.
822 01:01:44 What's this?
823 01:01:55 Are you in this together?
824 01:01:57 I mean, this is really inappropriate.
825 01:02:01 Oh, good grief.
826 01:02:06 So, the dead just don't want to die today. Is that it?
827 01:02:22 That's a shame.
828 01:02:24 I had them looking so bonny.
829 01:02:29 What is it now?
830 01:02:34 Who's there?
831 01:02:48 Shit.
832 01:03:00 Who the fuck are you,
833 01:03:01 and what do you want?
834 01:03:04 Get the fuck...
835 01:03:19 Shit.
836 01:03:21 I killed him.
837 01:03:23 That was weird.
838 01:03:24 Candy.
839 01:03:28 - Candy. - Snapple.
840 01:03:31 Snapple.
841 01:03:39 Snickers.
842 01:03:44 - Popsicle. - Snickers.
843 01:03:48 Popsicle.
844 01:03:51 Popsicle.
845 01:04:04 Toys.
846 01:04:08 Skittles.
847 01:04:11 Toys.
848 01:04:24 WiFiWi-Fi.
849 01:04:28 WiFiWi-Fi.
850 01:04:29 Bluetooth.
851 01:04:33 Bluetooth.
852 01:04:38 SiriSiri.
853 01:04:41 - Xanax. - Oxy.
854 01:04:45 - Xanax. - Oxy.
855 01:04:48 Ambien.
856 01:04:49 Oxy.
857 01:04:55 Guitar.
858 01:04:59 Guitar.
859 01:05:02 - Tools. - Drill.
860 01:05:06 Sander.
861 01:05:07 Tools.
862 01:05:11 No. Come on.
863 01:05:13 Okay, okay. Holy shit.
864 01:05:15 We need to mow them down.
865 01:05:16 Bobby. Shit.
866 01:05:28 I got this one, Hank.
867 01:05:35 Shit.
868 01:05:44 Bobby!
869 01:05:44 The head, Hank!
870 01:05:52 I killed the head.
871 01:06:06 What the fuck? Is this for real?
872 01:06:08 Quiet!
873 01:06:11 Get the fuck off me!
874 01:06:16 - Fuck! - Holy shit!
875 01:06:19 Shithead!
876 01:06:23 Save me!
877 01:06:24 - What? No! - What are you doing? Stop!
878 01:06:26 Get the fuck off me!
879 01:06:29 Closet.
880 01:06:35 - Fuck! - Fucking shithead!
881 01:06:45 ...violent...
882 01:06:47 Reports of these bizarre attacks are escalating,
883 01:06:50 with incidents occurring sporadically across the country
884 01:06:53 and, as we're now learning, uh, across the globe.
885 01:06:57 You see, these violent marauders
886 01:06:58 have apparently first been gathering in cemeteries,
887 01:07:01 then dispersing into towns and suburbs,
888 01:07:05 while other reports suggest...
889 01:07:14 Great.
890 01:07:17 Now even the radio's dead.
891 01:07:20 Good riddance.
892 01:07:24 Guys...
893 01:07:27 shouldn't we be telling each other
894 01:07:28 that it's all gonna be okay?
895 01:07:32 That this will all go away, like a bad dream?
896 01:07:39 Ronnie?
897 01:07:41 Gee, Mindy, I'm not sure I can say that.
898 01:07:50 Cliff?
899 01:07:52 Please?
900 01:07:54 It's all gonna be okay, Mindy.
901 01:07:58 Maybe it'll all just go away, like a bad dream.
902 01:08:06 I doubt it.
903 01:08:26 Seven and eight.
904 01:08:28 Now do both for eight.
905 01:08:30 And push. And push. Yeah.
906 01:08:45 Cleveland.
907 01:08:59 What the...
908 01:09:06 Now, that's what I call a murder of crows.
909 01:09:32 Darn, she's really good with that thing, isn't she?
910 01:09:34 She sure is.
911 01:09:41 She's strange.
912 01:09:44 - She's Scottish. - She's Scottish?
913 01:10:01 Let's unbolt the door and get her in here.
914 01:10:09 Thank you very much, Officer Ronald Peterson.
915 01:10:13 Chief Clifford Robertson.
916 01:10:15 Officer Minerva Morrison.
917 01:10:18 What exactly is your plan of action,
918 01:10:20 Chief Clifford Robertson?
919 01:10:22 Well...
920 01:10:26 It's a little quieter now.
921 01:10:27 I-I think, I guess we should just get in the patrol car...
922 01:10:30 some of us, anyway... and, uh, patrol the community.
923 01:10:34 After all, that is our job.
924 01:10:36 I'm not staying here.
925 01:10:37 I-I think we should all go together.
926 01:10:40 Well, I guess you're right.
927 01:10:44 I could stay here and monitor things,
928 01:10:47 if that would help.
929 01:10:48 I'm quite confident of my ability to defend myself against the undead.
930 01:10:53 Well, I-I can see that.
931 01:10:58 But, uh, can you operate the police radio and our computer?
932 01:11:06 Oh, aye.
933 01:11:08 No bother.
934 01:11:09 Certainly.
935 01:11:10 Yeah, if it still works.
936 01:11:12 I don't know.
937 01:11:14 That would be a little unusual, wouldn't it, Cliff?
938 01:11:18 Well, this is a highly unusual situation we're in, is it not,
939 01:11:22 Chief Clifford Robertson?
940 01:11:24 Perhaps we could all meet up again in a wee while in the cemetery.
941 01:11:34 Yeah, it's okay. I guess it's okay.
942 01:11:37 Let's go, guys.
943 01:11:38 We've got some more weapons in the patrol car.
944 01:11:40 Excuse me, Officer Ronald Peterson.
945 01:11:42 Might I request that I have
946 01:11:43 the use of your own personal vehicle?
947 01:11:50 Okay.
948 01:11:57 Star Wars.
949 01:11:59 Excellent fiction.
950 01:12:03 It's the, uh...
951 01:12:04 Red convertible Smart car?
952 01:12:06 Yes.
953 01:12:16 Mind how you go.
954 01:12:52 Slow down a second, Cliff.
955 01:12:58 Excuse me.
956 01:13:02 Yes.
957 01:13:06 Kill the head.
958 01:13:24 They gravitate towards things they did when they were alive.
959 01:13:29 Yeah.
960 01:13:32 Tennis girl's kind of cute.
961 01:13:35 Geez, Cliff.
962 01:13:38 This is way too creepy.
963 01:13:55 Oh, God.
964 01:13:56 I know those kids.
965 01:13:59 But they're all dead.
966 01:14:10 Watch it, Cliff.
967 01:14:14 Did you have to do that?
968 01:14:16 I'm sorry. I didn't see him.
969 01:14:19 Well, it doesn't matter, Mindy.
970 01:14:20 They're already dead.
971 01:14:22 Well, undead, to be precise.
972 01:14:25 Reanimated.
973 01:14:30 Fucking trespasser.
974 01:14:32 Kiss your ass goodbye.
975 01:14:42 Shit, where are they all coming from?
976 01:15:10 It seems pretty quiet.
977 01:15:11 But door number three is open, so I'm gonna check it out.
978 01:15:15 Let's both check it out.
979 01:15:17 Well, I'm coming, too.
980 01:15:38 That's bad.
981 01:16:49 Sturgill Simpson.
982 01:17:15 Oh, my God.
983 01:17:19 Why did you do that?
984 01:17:23 They're not zombies.
985 01:17:27 They're just dead people.
986 01:17:29 Well, yeah, for now, they're still just dead hipsters,
987 01:17:32 but they haven't turned yet.
988 01:17:33 It can take a while.
989 01:17:35 He's right, Mindy.
990 01:17:39 Now they're just...
991 01:17:42 dead hipsters from Cleveland.
992 01:17:47 Oh, my God.
993 01:17:49 I can't.
994 01:17:52 My God.
995 01:18:26 Well, look at all of you.
996 01:18:30 So very ravenous,
997 01:18:33 yet well past your expiration date.
998 01:18:50 Oh, man. Get a load of these two.
999 01:18:54 Coffee.
1000 01:18:57 Coffee.
1001 01:18:59 Coffee.
1002 01:19:24 Oh, God.
1003 01:19:26 Not that again.
1004 01:19:29 Sturgill Simpson.
1005 01:19:31 ♪ Oh, the dead don't die ♪
1006 01:19:32 Great song.
1007 01:19:35 ♪ Any more than you or I ♪
1008 01:19:38 ♪ They're just ghosts inside a dream ♪
1009 01:19:43 ♪ Of a life that we don't own ♪
1010 01:19:46 ♪ They walk around us all the time... ♪
1011 01:19:51 Goddamn it. I can't take any more.
1012 01:20:00 That was irrational, Cliff.
1013 01:20:35 Fuck. Do you think Hank and Bobby Wiggins are still in there?
1014 01:20:42 Should we try to get 'em out?
1015 01:20:45 Cliff, we're drawing some attention.
1016 01:20:48 Oh, God, Cliff.
1017 01:20:50 Please get us out of here.
1018 01:20:53 Please, Cliff. Please.
1019 01:21:01 That should hold.
1020 01:21:03 Goddamn zombies, Bobby.
1021 01:21:22 I know those guys.
1022 01:21:23 They were two of my best customers.
1023 01:21:26 Yeah, yeah, the Good brothers.
1024 01:21:27 Travis and Dallas Good.
1025 01:21:29 They died in a car crash some time back.
1026 01:21:32 Oh, shit.
1027 01:21:34 Yeah, now I remember those guys.
1028 01:21:37 The Good brothers.
1029 01:21:39 They were really good guitar pickers.
1030 01:21:41 That's right. It's-it's like they came out of the birth canal
1031 01:21:45 with guitars in their hands.
1032 01:21:50 I think you saved my life, man.
1033 01:21:53 No worries, Hank.
1034 01:22:02 Shit.
1035 01:22:02 - What? - The fucking back door.
1036 01:22:06 The back door to the storage room.
1037 01:22:07 - What? - Here.
1038 01:22:14 Jesus, Bobby.
1039 01:22:16 Shit.
1040 01:22:22 There's way too many, Hank.
1041 01:22:25 This here is a nightmare, Bobby.
1042 01:22:27 We're goners, man.
1043 01:22:30 Fuck.
1044 01:23:13 Come on. Give me that!
1045 01:23:14 Well, I'll be a monkey's ass.
1046 01:23:19 It's finally payback time.
1047 01:23:20 You goddamn refugees! I'll get all of you!
1048 01:23:23 You're gonna pay for this!
1049 01:23:28 Get off my property!
1050 01:23:33 This is good chicken.
1051 01:23:38 Damn it!
1052 01:24:03 You want to get out and check?
1053 01:24:08 I'd-I'd rather not.
1054 01:24:13 Well, that's perfect, isn't it?
1055 01:24:16 Right in the middle of the fucking cemetery.
1056 01:24:18 No, it isn't perfect.
1057 01:24:22 Why did you run over them?
1058 01:24:28 They are not ordinary pedestrians.
1059 01:24:46 This is definitely gonna end badly.
1060 01:24:52 Shut up, Ronnie.
1061 01:24:56 No, you shut up.
1062 01:24:59 Shut up, Ronnie!
1063 01:25:01 Please stop fighting.
1064 01:25:04 Please.
1065 01:25:07 Mindy.
1066 01:25:09 Mindy...
1067 01:25:16 It's my grandmother.
1068 01:25:20 Oh, God, Granny.
1069 01:25:23 - Mindy, Mindy. - No.
1070 01:25:25 Mindy, get it together.
1071 01:25:27 It was your grandmother.
1072 01:25:32 I can't take this anymore.
1073 01:25:36 I can't do it!
1074 01:25:38 I'm done with this nightmare.
1075 01:25:42 Granny, I'm coming.
1076 01:25:44 - I'm coming. - Mindy?
1077 01:25:46 No, Mindy! No, don't!
1078 01:25:48 Oh, no!
1079 01:26:00 Holy fuck.
1080 01:26:02 God help us.
1081 01:26:40 Centerville.
1082 01:26:42 USA.
1083 01:26:47 A real nice place.
1084 01:27:03 What an amusing little machine.
1085 01:27:12 Here's a curious one.
1086 01:27:22 Hello there.
1087 01:27:25 Fashion.
1088 01:27:29 I can assure you that is not your tartan.
1089 01:27:34 Nice neck, though.
1090 01:28:00 Come on. I know a safe place we can hide.
1091 01:28:15 Oh, shit.
1092 01:28:16 Is that Danny Perkins? Over here.
1093 01:28:21 Sure looks like him.
1094 01:28:30 I'm sorry, Ronnie, if I've lost it.
1095 01:28:34 It's okay, Cliff.
1096 01:28:37 But I got to say,
1097 01:28:40 you have been acting a lot different
1098 01:28:43 since all this weird shit started happening.
1099 01:28:46 What-what are you saying, Cliff?
1100 01:28:48 I'm saying that you seem so oddly controlled.
1101 01:28:53 I mean, shit.
1102 01:28:57 Well, I'm just, you know, dealing with it in my own way.
1103 01:29:03 But I've been telling you this is all gonna end badly.
1104 01:29:07 Goddamn it, Ronnie.
1105 01:29:22 May I ask you a question?
1106 01:29:24 Sure. Ask away.
1107 01:29:26 You have been saying
1108 01:29:28 that this is all gonna end badly, from the very beginning,
1109 01:29:33 over and over.
1110 01:29:37 So, what made you so fucking sure of that?
1111 01:29:42 How did you know everything in advance?
1112 01:29:46 Do you really want to know?
1113 01:29:47 Yes!
1114 01:29:49 I want to know. I really want to know!
1115 01:29:51 Okay. I know because I've read the script.
1116 01:30:00 You...
1117 01:30:03 read the script.
1118 01:30:06 The whole script?
1119 01:30:11 All of it?
1120 01:30:13 Yeah. Jim gave me the whole script.
1121 01:30:17 He only gave me our scenes.
1122 01:30:22 I never saw a complete script.
1123 01:30:27 After all... I've done for that guy.
1124 01:30:30 And it's a lot that you don't even know about.
1125 01:30:37 What a dick.
1126 01:31:17 That's weird.
1127 01:31:19 They're all leaving.
1128 01:31:44 Right. Here we go.
1129 01:32:17 Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
1130 01:32:21 I think I am.
1131 01:32:29 Was that in the script?
1132 01:32:32 No.
1133 01:32:34 Not the one I read.
1134 01:33:21 Well, that was unexpected.
1135 01:33:24 I knew there was something unusual about her.
1136 01:33:29 Yeah.
1137 01:33:33 So, Ronnie, how does it end, then?
1138 01:33:38 Well...
1139 01:33:44 We got to give it our best shot.
1140 01:33:47 "Our best shot."
1141 01:33:49 Okay. Yeah.
1142 01:33:52 But then it ends badly, right?
1143 01:33:56 Yeah.
1144 01:33:57 Yeah, it does.
1145 01:34:00 Okay, then.
1146 01:34:02 Let's do it.
1147 01:34:06 Let's do it.
1148 01:34:37 Cliff and little Ronnie.
1149 01:34:41 Warriors.
1150 01:34:44 Among the dead.
1151 01:34:55 Zombies.
1152 01:34:58 Remnants of the materialist people.
1153 01:35:07 Oh, no, you don't. No, you don't.
1154 01:35:13 I guess they've been zombies all along.
1155 01:35:17 Ghosts.
1156 01:35:19 Bobby.
1157 01:35:23 Shit.
1158 01:35:34 "Nameless miseries of the numberless mortals."
1159 01:35:42 Frank.
1160 01:35:45 You got this coming.
1161 01:35:49 Goodbye, Frank.
1162 01:35:51 You reap what you sow.
1163 01:35:53 All right, who's next?
1164 01:36:01 Yuck.
1165 01:36:06 All righty.
1166 01:36:13 Hold your head up.
1167 01:36:21 Granny.
1168 01:36:23 Mindy would want you to say hi to Grandpa.
1169 01:36:29 Hank.
1170 01:36:32 I'm so sorry, brother.
1171 01:36:35 I just can't do it.
1172 01:36:38 You take care of yourself.
1173 01:36:44 Danny.
1174 01:36:47 I just saw Hank.
1175 01:36:51 Ashes to ashes.
1176 01:36:54 Dust to dust.
1177 01:36:56 Ronnie.
1178 01:36:57 Mindy!
1179 01:36:59 Cliff.
1180 01:37:03 Ronnie.
1181 01:37:04 No!
1182 01:37:12 Jesus, Ronnie.
1183 01:37:29 The dead just don't want to die today.
1184 01:37:33 Reanimated and all jacked up,
1185 01:37:36 just like those ants.
1186 01:37:39 The end of the world.
1187 01:37:54 I guess all them ghost people plumb lost their goddamn souls.
1188 01:38:02 Must have traded 'em away
1189 01:38:04 or sold 'em for gold or whatnot.
1190 01:38:08 New trucks, kitchen appliances,
1191 01:38:12 new trousers, Nintendo Game Boys,
1192 01:38:16 shit like that.
1193 01:38:23 Just hungry for more stuff.
1194 01:38:36 Down they go.
1195 01:38:38 The sad end of Cliff and Ronnie.
1196 01:38:49 What a fucked-up world.
1197 01:39:21 ♪ Oh, the dead don't die ♪
1198 01:39:21 The Dead Don't Die - Sturgill Simpson
1199 01:39:25 ♪ Any more than you or I ♪
1200 01:39:28 ♪ They're just ghosts inside a dream ♪
1201 01:39:33 ♪ Of a life that we don't own ♪
1202 01:39:37 ♪ They walk around us all the time ♪
1203 01:39:41 ♪ Never paying any mind ♪
1204 01:39:45 ♪ To the silly lives we lead ♪
1205 01:39:49 ♪ Or the reaping we've all sown ♪
1206 01:39:53 ♪ There's a cup of coffee waiting on every corner ♪
1207 01:40:01 ♪ Someday we're gonna wake up ♪
1208 01:40:05 ♪ And find the corners gone ♪
1209 01:40:09 ♪ But the dead will still be walking round ♪
1210 01:40:14 ♪ In this old world alone ♪
1211 01:40:17 ♪ Oh, well after life is over ♪
1212 01:40:21 ♪ The afterlife goes on ♪
1213 01:40:34 ♪ There'll be old friends walking round ♪
1214 01:40:38 ♪ In a somewhat familiar town ♪
1215 01:40:41 ♪ That you saw once ♪
1216 01:40:44 ♪ When you looked up from the phone ♪
1217 01:40:50 ♪ Nobody bothers saying hi ♪
1218 01:40:54 ♪ And you can save all your goodbyes ♪
1219 01:40:58 ♪ Stop trying to pretend ♪
1220 01:41:02 ♪ That we're all not at home ♪
1221 01:41:06 ♪ And the streets look so empty in the morning ♪
1222 01:41:14 ♪ There'll be no one out at night ♪
1223 01:41:18 ♪ For the lights to shine down on ♪
1224 01:41:22 ♪ But the dead will still be walking round ♪
1225 01:41:26 ♪ In this old world alone ♪
1226 01:41:30 ♪ Oh, well after life is over ♪
1227 01:41:34 ♪ The afterlife goes on ♪
1228 01:41:39 ♪ Hearts break ♪
1229 01:41:40 ♪ When loved ones journey on ♪
1230 01:41:45 ♪ At the thought ♪
1231 01:41:47 ♪ That they're now forever gone ♪
1232 01:41:50 ♪ So we tell ourselves they're all still ♪
1233 01:41:54 ♪ Around us all the time ♪
1234 01:41:58 ♪ Gone but not forgotten ♪
1235 01:42:02 ♪ Just memories left behind ♪
1236 01:42:23 ♪ But the dead will still be walking round ♪
1237 01:42:27 ♪ In this old world alone ♪
1238 01:42:31 ♪ Oh, well after life is over ♪
1239 01:42:35 ♪ The afterlife goes on ♪
1240 01:42:39 ♪ Oh, well after life is over ♪
1241 01:42:43 ♪ The afterlife goes on. ♪
