魔法教母 Godmothered(2020)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:01:01 Once upon a time,
2 00:01:02 there was a magical place called the Motherland,
3 00:01:07 where Fairy Godmothers lived and learned
4 00:01:10 all they needed to know about godmothering.
5 00:01:13 Blah, blah, blah.
6 00:01:14 We all know how this bit goes.
7 00:01:17 This is not your usual fairy tale.
8 00:01:19 Fairy tales end with "happily ever after,"
9 00:01:22 and that's where we begin.
10 00:01:25 Good morning, Motherland!
11 00:01:30 It's almost the weekend, and you know what that means.
12 00:01:34 Grab a pumpkin, raise your wands, break out the glass slippers,
13 00:01:40 it's time to party like it's 1699.
14 00:01:43 I'm gonna kick things off with everyone's favorite pop hit.
15 00:01:54 I'm Agnes. I'm 172 years old at least.
16 00:01:59 And I'm too cool for school.
17 00:02:02 It's why they made me the resident DJ, and I don't have to go to lessons.
18 00:02:08 But this isn't about me.
19 00:02:10 This is the story of Eleanor.
20 00:02:13 She's the Motherland's youngest trainee
21 00:02:16 and the only person who's bothered to apply in decades.
22 00:02:21 All she wanted was to graduate,
23 00:02:23 to be a real Fairy Godmother,
24 00:02:25 to have her name in a book alongside the greats.
25 00:02:29 That's her in the pink, without any pals.
26 00:02:36 - Here comes trouble.
27 00:02:39 This is Moira, the headmistress.
28 00:02:42 She wrote the book on Fairy Godmothering, literally.
29 00:02:45 Let us open our texts, shall we?
30 00:02:49 She's been banging on about the same old formula for centuries.
31 00:02:54 Yesterday, we reviewed step one.
32 00:02:56 You didn't know there was a formula?
33 00:02:59 Recite it with me, please.
34 00:03:01 A glittery gown turns a frown upside down.
35 00:03:19 It's just the same.
36 00:03:21 Once you've conjured the gown, you're on your way to step two.
37 00:03:25 - Which is? - Find their true love.
38 00:03:28 Correct.
39 00:03:30 Now, once the gown and true love are in place,
40 00:03:34 we move on to step three.
41 00:03:36 Which is?
42 00:03:37 - Please? - Anyone?
43 00:03:39 - Anybody? - I know it.
44 00:03:42 -You? -My arm's tired.
45 00:03:43 - Anyone else? - Hurts to hold it up.
46 00:03:45 Literally anyone.
47 00:03:46 - Please? - Yes.
48 00:03:48 -Happily ever after. -Correct.
49 00:03:53 Really? Again with the formula?
50 00:03:57 Can we do something different today?
51 00:03:59 No. Because we never really do anything.
52 00:04:06 Enough!
53 00:04:08 Enough!
54 00:04:09 And this is where the problems really started,
55 00:04:11 because Moira is not someone you want to cross.
56 00:04:15 Step three is happily ever after.
57 00:04:20 -It just happens. -Yes, it just happens.
58 00:04:24 It's step three.
59 00:04:26 If you're confused, I can be your study buddy.
60 00:04:28 I'm totally available, like, anytime, day or night.
61 00:04:31 There's no reason to be confused.
62 00:04:34 The formula has been the cornerstone of Fairy Godmothering since it began
63 00:04:40 because it works.
64 00:04:42 If it works,
65 00:04:44 then why is everything around here falling apart?
66 00:04:48 Everyone knows that people have stopped believing in happily ever after.
67 00:04:55 Well, everyone except Eleanor, that is.
68 00:04:57 And she's never gonna be a Fairy Godmother.
69 00:05:00 Well, you said so yourself.
70 00:05:04 When's the last time anyone went on assignment?
71 00:05:10 No more assignments mean no more Fairy Godmothers.
72 00:05:13 So when exactly were you going to fess up to her and us
73 00:05:18 that you are about to shut this school down,
74 00:05:20 and we are all being retrained as Tooth Fairies?
75 00:05:26 What?
76 00:05:27 And this was the moment that Eleanor realized
77 00:05:30 she would never be a Fairy Godmother unless she found an assignment.
78 00:05:36 Now, being a Tooth Fairy didn't sound so bad to me.
79 00:05:40 You only work nights,
80 00:05:42 you've always got a little change in your pocket.
81 00:05:45 But Eleanor, she was not about to give up her dream.
82 00:05:49 All she needed was one assignment.
83 00:05:53 And about 40 to 50 years more training.
84 00:05:58 Whoa! Ouch!
85 00:06:03 There has to be something in here.
86 00:06:06 Wish I could levitate.
87 00:06:09 Nothing. Nothing.
88 00:06:11 Nothing! Nothing?
89 00:06:14 Nothing!
90 00:06:16 Okay. I give up.
91 00:06:18 And just when she thought all was lost...
92 00:06:23 Wait. What?
93 00:06:25 Please.
94 00:06:28 Yes!
95 00:06:30 Dear Fairy Godmother, my name is Mackenzie Walsh,
96 00:06:33 and I live at 8566 Hawkins Street in Boston. In America.
97 00:06:38 And I need your help.
98 00:06:41 I'm okay.
99 00:07:01 Obviously I would like world peace,
100 00:07:04 but there is also a boy in my class,
101 00:07:07 and he is the cutest boy in the whole school.
102 00:07:11 It is my dearest wish that he would even notice me.
103 00:07:14 Please, could you help make that wish come true?
104 00:07:17 Toothbrush.
105 00:07:20 Nightgown. Books:
106 00:07:24 Howdy!
107 00:07:26 Where are you going?
108 00:07:27 What? No, I'm not going anywhere.
109 00:07:30 If I was going somewhere, I'd be packing away my books. Like this.
110 00:07:33 And my toothbrush.
111 00:07:36 And my extra underpants. Like this.
112 00:07:39 And my spare wand. In case of emergencies.
113 00:07:42 Did you see me do that? No. I don't think so.
114 00:07:45 I know what you're doing, Eleanor, I just don't know why.
115 00:07:52 -Can you keep a secret? -I am a secret.
116 00:07:56 I went to the Assignment Room.
117 00:07:57 Why? It's empty. That's why they're shutting us down.
118 00:08:01 It's not totally empty. I found an assignment.
119 00:08:04 -Get outta here! -No.
120 00:08:08 Look.
121 00:08:10 Mackenzie Walsh, age ten.
122 00:08:13 I'm gonna help that little girl and save the Motherland
123 00:08:15 by proving that people still need Fairy Godmothers.
124 00:08:19 Well, you got moxie, kiddo.
125 00:08:22 But even if this girl does need a Fairy Godmother,
126 00:08:25 you're not trained.
127 00:08:26 Well, I'm not going to get trained if the Motherland is shut down.
128 00:08:30 And even if I don't know everything, I know that I can do this.
129 00:08:35 I was born to be a Fairy Godmother
130 00:08:41 It's in the very heart of me
131 00:08:45 You know you're not supposed to sing. We've talked about it.
132 00:08:48 You're gonna miss my singing when I'm gone.
133 00:08:51 Trust me when I tell you
134 00:08:52 there are worse things than being a Tooth Fairy.
135 00:08:55 Moira's not a big fan of fairies going rogue.
136 00:08:58 If she finds out you're gone, she could close the portals back,
137 00:09:03 or take away your magic.
138 00:09:05 Shh, don't say that.
139 00:09:09 I have to do this.
140 00:09:10 Well, if you're going, you're gonna need to know the way out of here.
141 00:09:30 Right.
142 00:09:36 Kid, you'd better move fast.
143 00:09:38 You only have a few more days before Moira closes us down.
144 00:09:44 Thank you, Agnes.
145 00:09:45 Knock 'em dead, kid.
146 00:09:47 Agnes, if everything goes right, nobody's gonna die.
147 00:09:52 Goodbye.
148 00:10:14 I can do this, I can do this.
149 00:10:17 I can do this.
150 00:10:22 I can't do this.
151 00:10:44 Nicely done.
152 00:11:48 And they say portal crossing is a senior-level course.
153 00:11:54 What in Godmother's name!
154 00:12:04 Hello, friends. Which way to America?
155 00:12:07 East? West? Both.
156 00:12:12 Pumpkins! Yes!
157 00:12:16 All right.
158 00:12:19 One carriage, coming up.
159 00:12:36 No!
160 00:12:38 Not the big one!
161 00:12:48 There's gotta be a better way to travel.
162 00:13:27 Hey, are you okay?
163 00:13:30 You can't sleep here.
164 00:13:32 Why? Are there dragons? Evil fairies?
165 00:13:36 In a manner of speaking, yeah.
166 00:13:40 Your carriage must've required an enormous pumpkin.
167 00:13:44 How many footmen are inside?
168 00:13:46 None. Just me.
169 00:13:49 Beth.
170 00:13:53 Beth. You're hilarious.
171 00:13:56 Everyone knows women don't drive themselves.
172 00:13:59 That's what mice are for.
173 00:14:01 -Sweetheart, are you on drugs? -Of course not.
174 00:14:06 What are drugs?
175 00:14:07 Boy, that's a yes.
176 00:14:10 Look, do you have anyone you can call?
177 00:14:12 I guess there's my roommate.
178 00:14:13 Agnes!
179 00:14:15 Agnes! Agnes?
180 00:14:19 She must be doing her morning announcements.
181 00:14:22 I can find a bluebird to bring her a message
182 00:14:24 once I get to Boston.
183 00:14:25 Is that where you're headed?
184 00:14:27 Yes. I'm looking for my future forever friend, Mackenzie Walsh.
185 00:14:31 She lives in Boston, Massachusetts. In America.
186 00:14:36 Let's see what we can find.
187 00:14:38 Good, a map.
188 00:14:40 Siri, search Mackenzie Walsh.
189 00:14:43 Okay. Here's what I found.
190 00:14:45 Who said that? Is there a genie in there?
191 00:14:48 Don't answer that.
192 00:14:49 Okay. I think we need to get you to your friend
193 00:14:53 -as quickly as possible. -Yes.
194 00:14:55 The good news is, I'm headed that way.
195 00:14:59 Okay.
196 00:15:20 Welcome to Beantown.
197 00:15:24 So then I said, "I don't want to be a Tooth Fairy."
198 00:15:26 Yep. I lost my heart to a Tooth Fairy one night at Burning Man in 2004.
199 00:15:30 They're no good.
200 00:15:33 Well, you should be able to find a Mackenzie Walsh in there.
201 00:15:36 Thank you for everything.
202 00:15:43 Hey, take this.
203 00:15:45 Thank you.
204 00:15:46 Are you sure I can't make you a ball gown before I go?
205 00:15:49 Nah. I got a few in the back.
206 00:15:51 Thank goodness.
207 00:15:53 Bye.
208 00:16:07 Coming up...
209 00:16:08 What would you do if you found out
210 00:16:10 your parents weren't actually your parents at all?
211 00:16:13 That's the dilemma faced by two men, both born in the Massachusetts area.
212 00:16:18 The babies were switched at birth and reunited with their families
213 00:16:21 20 years later,
214 00:16:22 only to discover that the hospital had it right the first time.
215 00:16:26 But our top story tonight is out of Essex County,
216 00:16:30 where residents were left shocked and confused.
217 00:16:33 Look at this barbaric sight.
218 00:16:37 Now, police have no motives...
219 00:16:40 ...for the destruction of the pumpkin patch,
220 00:16:43 but believe local pranksters may be to blame.
221 00:16:46 If only these inflatable scarecrows could talk.
222 00:16:49 Back to you, Barb.
223 00:16:50 Thanks, Hugh, for that explosive update.
224 00:16:54 We'll be back in a minute
225 00:16:56 with news of a bed that was delivered up a ladder
226 00:16:58 in Dedham yesterday.
227 00:17:00 Please text or tweet us
228 00:17:02 the strangest things you've seen going up a ladder.
229 00:17:06 You can't be here!
230 00:17:07 Really, people?
231 00:17:10 That's the best you got?
232 00:17:13 Conference room!
233 00:17:15 Now!
234 00:17:17 What do you think you're doing?
235 00:17:18 Looking for a sad little girl named Mackenzie Walsh.
236 00:17:22 Awkward haircut, red, like an angry leprechaun.
237 00:17:26 Kelly in Brookline has emailed. She once saw a duck on a ladder.
238 00:17:30 So deal with that bombshell how you see fit.
239 00:17:33 Mack, you have a visitor.
240 00:17:36 I'm looking for Mackenzie Walsh.
241 00:17:38 Yep, that is me.
242 00:17:40 Hey, Murry, can you please move it along?
243 00:17:42 I promised my kids I'd cook dinner tonight.
244 00:17:44 Then I must be looking for your daughter. Could you tell me how to find her?
245 00:17:49 Who are you? The world's laziest kidnapper?
246 00:17:53 Why would I tell you where my kid is?
247 00:17:55 Is this someone's idea of a joke?
248 00:17:58 I'm sorry, I think there must be some mistake.
249 00:18:00 I'm looking for the Mackenzie Walsh that lives at 8566 Hawkins Street.
250 00:18:06 How do you know my old address?
251 00:18:08 Your old...
252 00:18:11 No.
253 00:18:12 No, no, no.
254 00:18:14 No, it can't be you. You're...
255 00:18:16 Old. So old.
256 00:18:18 This is a disaster. A woman your age couldn't possibly
257 00:18:21 still need someone to make her dreams come true.
258 00:18:24 Yeah, right, because I'm clearly living the dream.
259 00:18:26 Now, who are you?
260 00:18:27 Well, I'm Eleanor,
261 00:18:29 - and I'm your Fairy Godmother. - Security.
262 00:18:31 And I'm here to help you find happily ever after.
263 00:18:34 You wanna be on the show. Okay.
264 00:18:36 Are you from a matchmaking app, a dating website, what?
265 00:18:39 Actually, I'm from the Motherland.
266 00:18:41 Right. I've never heard of that.
267 00:18:43 - Security. - Mack.
268 00:18:45 Grant says get in here. Now.
269 00:18:47 I'm late for a story meeting.
270 00:18:49 Come up with something a little more original
271 00:18:51 than the Fairy Godmother act,
272 00:18:52 and maybe we can get you a segment for Valentine's Day.
273 00:18:55 -It's not an act. I really... -Over here.
274 00:18:57 - Ma'am. - Footmen?
275 00:18:59 Okay. The viewing numbers are in, folks, and they are not a pretty read.
276 00:19:02 I mean, look at this. We're still in...
277 00:19:05 -I don't know how to read this. -Fifth place.
278 00:19:07 Fifth, like five? There are only four news shows.
279 00:19:10 Okay, I could try a different shade of spray tan.
280 00:19:13 No, no, ever since we switched you to coconut glow,
281 00:19:16 you are killing it with teen girls and shut-ins.
282 00:19:18 It's the rest of you that need to step your game up.
283 00:19:20 Especially you two!
284 00:19:22 What was that?
285 00:19:24 "Cops think pranksters blew up some pumpkins."
286 00:19:26 That is not getting eyes on the box.
287 00:19:28 But, "Police rule out witchcraft in mysterious pumpkin cult massacre"?
288 00:19:36 That's a story!
289 00:19:37 I really am her Fairy Godmother.
290 00:19:39 Do you wanna see my magic wand?
291 00:19:41 I mean, look what Dave did last month.
292 00:19:43 Dave forgot to bring us back from commercial for 12 minutes,
293 00:19:46 and nobody noticed.
294 00:19:48 Wrong. Dave got people talking about us.
295 00:19:51 Is that the summit of our ambition, really?
296 00:19:53 Okay. You think you can do better?
297 00:19:56 Tomorrow, Bruins' playing Golden Knights, Cold War classic at TD Garden.
298 00:20:01 Dave, you're my guy, so you're covering the game.
299 00:20:03 And I want the two of you on the tailgate.
300 00:20:06 So tell me, how are you gonna get people talking about us?
301 00:20:08 Actually, I was thinking, instead of covering the tailgate,
302 00:20:11 we could do a segment
303 00:20:12 on the team donating coats to the city's homeless youth.
304 00:20:15 I'm sorry, what's your name? I don't care. You are boring.
305 00:20:17 I am bored. You have bored me.
306 00:20:20 Look at this guy. 2008 called. Wants its haircut back.
307 00:20:24 Actually, the numbers on his hair are huge.
308 00:20:26 And his face and his smile.
309 00:20:30 You should give your head a pat on the back.
310 00:20:32 Way to go, head.
311 00:20:34 - Ooh! - She oughta be committed.
312 00:20:36 I am. Totally committed.
313 00:20:42 What if we shoot B-roll of everyone cooking in the parking lot,
314 00:20:45 and we do a whole "Is there salmonella at the tailgate" kinda thing?
315 00:20:48 - Go on. - Or, face paint.
316 00:20:52 On fans' faces.
317 00:20:54 "Is it poisoning fans? Find out at 11:00."
318 00:20:56 -Face paint isn't poisonous. -Yeah. And we'll tell them that at 11:00.
319 00:21:00 Good. That doesn't totally suck.
320 00:21:03 All right, people, I just want you to focus on what's important. Okay?
321 00:21:06 And that's fourth place. All right?
322 00:21:08 I'm sorry, are we keeping you?
323 00:21:10 I hope you're not running anywhere
324 00:21:12 without re-editing that pumpkin debacle for the 7:00 p.m. show.
325 00:21:16 Thank you.
326 00:21:19 Can't we do better than face paint and salmonella?
327 00:21:22 Yeah. Let's make it E. coli.
328 00:21:24 Come on, Mack. I'm serious. If we found some stories that were inspiring,
329 00:21:28 we could light a fire under this place.
330 00:21:30 I can't afford to lose this job.
331 00:21:41 Me again!
332 00:21:43 -It's me, Eleanor. -This is getting...
333 00:21:45 -Okay, okay. -I'm your Fairy Godmother.
334 00:21:47 Just back off, lady!
335 00:21:49 I know what you're thinking, and it's true.
336 00:21:51 Most Fairy Godmothers are a lot older.
337 00:21:53 If you can overlook my youth and your total lack of experience,
338 00:21:56 you'll find I have a real can-do attitude that's gonna take us very, very far.
339 00:21:59 - I will call 911. - I'll show you.
340 00:22:02 No. Please wait. No, please don't. I have kids.
341 00:22:22 What just happened?
342 00:22:23 I was trying for a ball gown.
343 00:22:26 It's not my best work, but at least it's weather appropriate?
344 00:22:30 My God, it's happening. I'm finally losing my mind.
345 00:22:33 Don't be silly. This is magic?
346 00:22:38 Yo, Mack, what's the occasion?
347 00:22:41 Wait, Ray, you can see this?
348 00:22:43 It's kinda hard to miss.
349 00:22:47 You look hot.
350 00:22:49 You're not supposed to say that kinda thing in the workplace.
351 00:22:52 I mean, your face is all red and sweaty.
352 00:22:55 My God, he saw it. It's real.
353 00:22:58 Of course it is.
354 00:22:59 Now, do you have a carriage here,
355 00:23:01 or shall we hitch a ride in someone else's pumpkin?
356 00:23:04 -Shh, that's Grant, my boss. -What...
357 00:23:06 He can't see me like this!
358 00:23:08 Why?
359 00:23:09 Because you poofed me into a sleeping bag.
360 00:23:18 -Okay, don't press. Can you... -What is that?
361 00:23:21 - Hang on... - 96.1 Classic Radio...
362 00:23:22 Who's talking?
363 00:23:26 Just... Okay.
364 00:23:27 It looks like me!
365 00:23:28 Yeah... My God. Okay, listen.
366 00:23:30 I'm gonna drop you at the South Station,
367 00:23:32 and you can get on a Greyhound
368 00:23:35 and head back to wherever it is you came from.
369 00:23:37 What... Did you say a greyhound?
370 00:23:39 Yeah, a Greyhound bus.
371 00:23:41 They're turning greyhounds into buses?
372 00:23:44 Typically, they just become footmen.
373 00:23:47 Actually, they would be faster than a pumpkin.
374 00:23:50 Okay. Stop! Stop.
375 00:23:52 Don't you have somewhere else that you can go?
376 00:23:54 No. Not locally.
377 00:23:57 Except for those lovely princes in the alley
378 00:24:00 said that I could stay with them,
379 00:24:02 as long as I didn't mind sharing knitting needles.
380 00:24:04 Okay.
381 00:24:05 All right. Here...
382 00:24:08 Take this money and just get yourself something to eat.
383 00:24:10 Thank you. I am really hungry.
384 00:24:15 - It's hard and thin. - Wait, stop! Spit it out!
385 00:24:18 Spit it. Ew.
386 00:24:20 No, this is money. Then you can go and stay in a hotel.
387 00:24:23 I'm sorry, but you have to go.
388 00:24:28 What...
389 00:24:29 Out you go.
390 00:24:32 Wait.
391 00:24:35 What about your dearest wish?
392 00:24:36 What dearest wish? What are you talking about?
393 00:24:50 See?
394 00:24:52 Where did you get this?
395 00:24:54 Well, you sent it to me when you were ten.
396 00:25:20 Why have we stopped at this hovel?
397 00:25:22 Shouldn't we proceed directly to the castle?
398 00:25:24 This is the castle. I live here.
399 00:25:26 Real estate prices must be much more expensive in Boston
400 00:25:29 than they are in Motherland.
401 00:25:30 Hey. You can stay for one night.
402 00:25:36 Something has my gown.
403 00:25:38 You are not meeting my kids.
404 00:25:40 Can't you just puff yourself an igloo or something?
405 00:25:43 Ice castle construction?
406 00:25:46 I wish.
407 00:25:53 You're putting me in the dungeon?
408 00:26:04 Not a dungeon.
409 00:26:07 It's a basement.
410 00:26:12 -Stay here and be quiet. -Got it.
411 00:26:16 Okay. Get me out of this.
412 00:26:17 Right.
413 00:26:19 Of course.
414 00:26:22 Here we go.
415 00:26:25 Funny story, I might not quite remember how to poof you back.
416 00:26:31 Great.
417 00:26:36 Sorry.
418 00:27:01 This is the song you sing
419 00:27:03 When you're in the dungeon
420 00:27:07 This is the basement dungeon song you sing
421 00:27:12 Police are not ruling out witchcraft
422 00:27:14 in what is now being called the Essex Pumpkin Cult Massacre.
423 00:27:18 Coming up next, we're gonna show you
424 00:27:19 -how to turn a pinecone... -Hey.
425 00:27:21 ...into your favorite celebrity.
426 00:27:23 Hey, Bingo.
427 00:27:25 I know who mine is. Chris Pine.
428 00:27:27 Coming up later, Mass General Neurosurgery Department...
429 00:27:32 ...gets a new head, and you won't believe his name.
430 00:27:34 -Sorry I'm late. Again. -Ryan Brain.
431 00:27:37 I see everyone is still wide awake and watching TV.
432 00:27:41 Only thing that would make this better
433 00:27:43 is if you'd had pizza for dinner and you hadn't done your homework.
434 00:27:47 Wow, it's like you've been here with us this whole time.
435 00:27:50 Well, the pizza had vegetables on it.
436 00:27:52 We didn't eat them, but they were there.
437 00:27:54 What are you wearing?
438 00:27:56 Um, it was for a story.
439 00:28:00 Hey, how was your spelling test?
440 00:28:02 -I failed. -What?
441 00:28:04 But I quizzed you on it last night. You got 100%.
442 00:28:07 So, you know that I know the same thing as the people who got an A.
443 00:28:11 Ha, ha. Bed. Now.
444 00:28:14 - Good night. - Good night.
445 00:28:16 -Good night, Bingo. -Hey.
446 00:28:20 Mom.
447 00:28:21 A middle-aged woman is on a rope swinging over a river.
448 00:28:23 I think everybody knows how that's gonna end. How was your day?
449 00:28:26 It was fine.
450 00:28:30 Mr. Clancy wants her to sing a solo for show choir.
451 00:28:33 -Paula. -Well, it's exciting.
452 00:28:35 But you're not in show choir.
453 00:28:37 No, but Kent Buckus is. Only he got mono.
454 00:28:41 Now, half the choir's out sick, including Kim Murphy.
455 00:28:44 So, now Mr. Clancy wants me to sing Kim's solo at the parade next week.
456 00:28:49 What parade?
457 00:28:51 The big holiday parade downtown.
458 00:28:53 Did you tell him you don't wanna do it?
459 00:28:57 Yeah, I'm going to. It's a dumb idea.
460 00:29:00 Look, it's not a dumb idea.
461 00:29:04 It's just... They'd be lucky to have you.
462 00:29:06 There's a reason you didn't join show choir.
463 00:29:08 Yeah, I know. It's fine. Forget it. I'm going to bed.
464 00:29:11 - Night, babe. - Night.
465 00:29:13 Good night. I love you.
466 00:29:17 I bet when Beyoncé was young,
467 00:29:19 her mother used to encourage her in exactly the same way.
468 00:29:27 Did Beyoncé hyperventilate so badly in her eighth-grade talent show
469 00:29:30 that she passed out and cracked a rib?
470 00:29:33 In seventh grade, it was hives.
471 00:29:34 She scratched those scabs so badly they got infected,
472 00:29:37 I had to take her to the hospital at 2:00 a.m.
473 00:29:39 She had a fever of 103. Doctor said she could have got sepsis.
474 00:29:41 If you ever get sick of your job as a TV producer,
475 00:29:44 you could become a motivational speaker.
476 00:29:46 Sixth grade, she projectile vomited before she got onstage.
477 00:29:48 Every time she goes to perform, it's a complete disaster.
478 00:29:51 She ends up totally crushed.
479 00:29:53 You sound like Mom.
480 00:29:54 Well, Mom has common sense.
481 00:29:56 Mom didn't raise Beyoncé.
482 00:30:25 What are you doing?
483 00:30:28 -Is this your true love? -Not anymore.
484 00:30:30 What? What do you mean?
485 00:30:33 Step three says that you find your true love
486 00:30:35 and you live happily ever after.
487 00:30:38 Well, we did live happily.
488 00:30:41 But life isn't always a fairy tale.
489 00:30:44 Sometimes people grow or change or get divorced
490 00:30:47 or fall out of love or run off and join a cult
491 00:30:50 or fall in love with a skinny Pilates instructor.
492 00:30:53 Life isn't as simple as "happily ever after."
493 00:30:56 But it has to be.
494 00:30:57 I came all this way to help you find your heart's desire.
495 00:31:00 My heart's desire now would be a clean house
496 00:31:03 and maybe the eyebrows that I had before I started stress plucking.
497 00:31:09 That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
498 00:31:13 What happened...
499 00:31:15 What happened to the little girl that wrote me this letter?
500 00:31:20 I guess she grew up.
501 00:31:22 Do you want me to make your bed?
502 00:31:25 No, I already did it.
503 00:31:31 Don't root around in any of my boxes.
504 00:31:34 All right. Good night.
505 00:31:43 No, thank you.
506 00:32:16 kids, here comes Moira.
507 00:32:19 - Pretending like everything's still fine.
508 00:32:23 Let us open our texts, shall we?
509 00:32:27 Now, the role of a Fairy Godmother is...
510 00:33:02 -Good morning, friend. -How did you get in here?
511 00:33:05 Hey, now they look just great. Like two little fox tails.
512 00:33:08 What?
513 00:33:12 What have you done to my eyebrows?
514 00:33:17 What have you done to my house?
515 00:33:22 Last night, I did some thinking.
516 00:33:23 I know you don't believe in happily ever after,
517 00:33:25 but that's why I'm here.
518 00:33:27 And if we're going to find it for you, you'll need a castle.
519 00:33:30 The hovel won't work.
520 00:33:32 You turned it into Medieval Times.
521 00:33:34 I know, right?
522 00:33:43 My God, Bingo?
523 00:33:45 Bingo, is that you?
524 00:33:48 You turned my dog into a pig?
525 00:33:50 Technically, he's a piglet.
526 00:33:52 I was trying for a woodland creature
527 00:33:54 to help out with all this housework, obviously,
528 00:33:57 but then the spell got away from me.
529 00:33:58 You need to put everything back exactly the way that it was.
530 00:34:01 I'm serious. I don't want a castle.
531 00:34:03 I really don't want my kids finding out I have a Fairy Godmother.
532 00:34:07 Hi, girls.
533 00:34:12 Hi.
534 00:34:16 Bingo?
535 00:34:18 Who wants bagels?
536 00:34:20 Whoa, what did you do to your house?
537 00:34:23 Whoa! What did you do to your eyebrows?
538 00:34:26 Mom has a Fairy Godmother.
539 00:34:28 No, Eleanor is a set decorator from the station.
540 00:34:32 There you are!
541 00:34:35 Where have you been?
542 00:34:38 It's okay. He's just here to help with the housework.
543 00:34:42 Right. Does he do laundry as well?
544 00:34:45 I'd keep him away from your clothes.
545 00:34:49 Raccoons are best for light work.
546 00:34:51 They're very good with brooms...
547 00:34:54 Dusting and sweeping.
548 00:34:59 How did you just do that with the broom?
549 00:35:01 Magic. Levitation is something I've really been working on.
550 00:35:05 - Can you magic me a new iPad? - Sure.
551 00:35:10 One eye patch, as requested.
552 00:35:12 Wait, can we just take it back to the fact
553 00:35:15 that there is a raccoon sweeping your kitchen?
554 00:35:20 His name is Gary, by the way.
555 00:35:23 You know what?
556 00:35:24 I don't understand what's going on, but, it's going on Facebook.
557 00:35:27 Are you crazy? They'll cart us off to a rubber room.
558 00:35:30 To be honest, I'm not really supposed to be here either.
559 00:35:33 If my headmistress Moira, back at the Motherland,
560 00:35:36 found out about this...
561 00:35:38 Oof! It'd be a disaster.
562 00:35:40 Right. We don't want her Fairy Godmother boss
563 00:35:43 back at the Motherland to find out.
564 00:35:45 So, Eleanor's gonna go back today, right?
565 00:35:47 Right. Eleanor's gonna... Wait. What?
566 00:35:49 No, I can't leave until I help you.
567 00:35:52 I don't... ...need any help!
568 00:35:54 Are you kidding?
569 00:35:55 All you do is complain about how stressed you are.
570 00:35:57 -She's always tired. -And grumpy.
571 00:36:00 No, that is not totally true.
572 00:36:04 Is it?
573 00:36:07 So, she can stay? Please, please!
574 00:36:10 -Please, Mom. -Please.
575 00:36:12 Please! Please!
576 00:36:14 Okay.
577 00:36:16 Okay, you guys have gotta get to school, and I gotta get to work.
578 00:36:19 And... Are you gonna be okay here by yourself?
579 00:36:22 Sure. Gary and I can work on a moat.
580 00:36:26 You know, maybe you can come to work with me...
581 00:36:29 ...but first fix my eyebrows, please.
582 00:36:31 Welcome to the Cold War Classic.
583 00:36:36 The Boston Bruins versus the Golden Knights.
584 00:36:40 Go, Bruins!
585 00:36:53 Here. Put this on and try to fit in.
586 00:36:57 If you do any magic, I'll lock you in the trunk.
587 00:37:02 Hey, guys.
588 00:37:04 Look who's here.
589 00:37:06 Yeah, guys, sorry I'm late.
590 00:37:07 It was a crazy day. This is my cousin, Eleanor.
591 00:37:11 I'm actually her Fairy...
592 00:37:12 Favorite cousin. She's visiting, and so I said she could tag along.
593 00:37:16 Hiya, I'm Duff, on camera.
594 00:37:20 Duff Oncamera. What a lovely name.
595 00:37:23 Wow. Look at all this stuff.
596 00:37:25 You must have the strength of a giant
597 00:37:27 and the brains of a wizard to be in charge of all this.
598 00:37:30 Nice to meet you. I'm Hugh Prince.
599 00:37:35 Prince.
600 00:37:38 I like your costume. You must be a huge fan.
601 00:37:41 - Go, Bruins! - You go, baby! You go!
602 00:37:43 Yes. Go, Brains!
603 00:37:45 Bruins.
604 00:37:46 Bruins.
605 00:37:49 - Bruins. - Bruins. So funny.
606 00:37:52 I like her already.
607 00:37:56 - You sure you don't need any help? - Thanks.
608 00:37:59 But dealing with this camera is literally my job.
609 00:38:01 What do you do?
610 00:38:03 I help people find their happily ever after.
611 00:38:06 You must be from California.
612 00:38:08 You must be from California.
613 00:38:14 I was thinkin' we could do a story about the organization's effort to recycle.
614 00:38:17 They're leading the way for households...
615 00:38:19 We could do that.
616 00:38:20 Next month, we'll be living in a storm drain, drinking sewer water
617 00:38:24 and eating roadkill to survive,
618 00:38:25 because Grant would've fired us.
619 00:38:27 There are some guys having an eating contest,
620 00:38:29 shoving chili dogs down their masks, which can be pretty gross.
621 00:38:32 Yeah, and if we get lucky and someone chokes,
622 00:38:34 we could even do a story on killer chili.
623 00:38:36 We could only dream.
624 00:38:38 Meantime, I'll go look for people eating undercooked wings.
625 00:38:41 Great.
626 00:38:43 Go, Brains!
627 00:38:45 My Godmothers.
628 00:38:47 That Hugh Prince is so handsome and nice.
629 00:38:50 And according to Duff, he's not living happily ever after with anyone.
630 00:38:53 Enough with the "happily ever after."
631 00:38:55 I have to work, Eleanor, please.
632 00:38:58 Why don't you help me? Why don't you...!
633 00:39:01 You see these hot pots of chowder...
634 00:39:03 ...all over the tailgate?
635 00:39:05 Why don't you go try 'em and report back and tell me which one is your favorite?
636 00:39:09 Cauldrons of magical concoctions?
637 00:39:11 -Yes! -I won't let you down.
638 00:39:34 Thank you.
639 00:39:35 You're welcome.
640 00:39:42 Notify the Pulitzer Committee.
641 00:39:46 Wait, is that...
642 00:39:48 Is that Eleanor?
643 00:39:50 Eleanor?
644 00:39:52 - Wait. - Hi.
645 00:39:53 - Eleanor. Eleanor, is everything okay? - Hey.
646 00:39:55 Yes.
647 00:39:57 - It's just a little hard to breathe. - Okay.
648 00:39:59 Is face paint poisonous?
649 00:40:01 - No... - Look at her!
650 00:40:02 This is what I look like after I have shellfish.
651 00:40:04 You had any seafood?
652 00:40:06 Not really. Just six bowls of chowder and 18 lobster rolls...
653 00:40:10 No.
654 00:40:11 - That's bad. - I have this for later.
655 00:40:13 - No! - No! Okay.
656 00:40:14 There's an EpiPen in the van, and we'll get the winner.
657 00:40:17 It's really getting hard to breathe now.
658 00:40:20 - I got it. - Good.
659 00:40:23 Okay.
660 00:40:25 There's no instructions.
661 00:40:27 I'm just gonna pop the cap off this, and then, jam the needle into your thigh.
662 00:40:31 Needle? You said it was a pen?
663 00:40:32 Eleanor, you need this!
664 00:40:34 - No, needle! No, no, no! - Eleanor! Eleanor!
665 00:40:39 Eleanor, you need this! Please!
666 00:40:40 -No, needle! -Look, there's a unicorn!
667 00:40:43 Where?
668 00:40:45 No!
669 00:40:57 Mayhem today outside the Bruins game.
670 00:41:00 Channel 8's Hugh Prince was on the scene.
671 00:41:02 All right, city officials tell us no fireworks were planned
672 00:41:05 and they have no explanation for what's happening.
673 00:41:08 However, local authorities believe
674 00:41:10 the event may be caused by an unusual weather phenomenon.
675 00:41:15 And what about reports that it might've been
676 00:41:18 some sort of military space weapon?
677 00:41:20 I have not heard about a space weapon. Do you have a source for those reports?
678 00:41:25 -No. But as soon as we do... -Thanks, Barb.
679 00:41:27 ...you can bet that we will update this story.
680 00:41:29 Space weapon?
681 00:41:30 Thank you, Hugh. Please stay safe out there.
682 00:41:39 You mean well, but this isn't gonna work.
683 00:41:42 What? No, it's only been one day.
684 00:41:45 And my house looks like Game of Thrones,
685 00:41:47 you turned my dog into a piglet, you almost blew up the Bruins.
686 00:41:50 Well, because you stabbed me.
687 00:41:52 I saved your life. Who eats that much seafood?
688 00:41:56 Sharks!
689 00:41:57 It's late.
690 00:41:59 You can stay one more night, but you're gone in the morning.
691 00:42:02 Meanwhile, events on the ice are just as remarkable...
692 00:42:05 Eleanor! Hi!
693 00:42:07 The Golden Knights are losing a whopping 12-0 in the second period.
694 00:42:11 Your report is on every channel.
695 00:42:13 Everybody's using your footage. It's so cool.
696 00:42:15 It's as if the magic in the sky has put a spell on the Bruins' fortunes.
697 00:42:39 - Kid?
698 00:42:48 Agnes?
699 00:42:50 Hiya, kid, can you see me okay?
700 00:42:55 What is this?
701 00:42:57 What? Haven't you ever heard of FaceTime?
702 00:43:00 Agnes...
703 00:43:02 I've missed you.!
704 00:43:05 It's so good to see you.
705 00:43:07 Well, I wish I could say the same, kid,
706 00:43:10 but word on the quad is that Moira knows you're gone.
707 00:43:14 - Yeah. And if she finds out
708 00:43:18 that you're doing an assignment, she'll go off her rocker.
709 00:43:21 No. She loves her rocker.
710 00:43:23 You need to come home.
711 00:43:25 Well, I can't. I'm not done yet.
712 00:43:27 Well, what's the holdup?
713 00:43:29 Nothing.
714 00:43:31 Mackenzie's not ten, for one thing.
715 00:43:34 She's old, and she's got kids.
716 00:43:37 And she says that people run off with "piratis" instructors,
717 00:43:40 which I think is how she says "pirates."
718 00:43:42 And there's this prince named Hugh, but she won't even consider him.
719 00:43:46 She doesn't believe in happily ever after.
720 00:43:48 Greta was right.
721 00:43:50 -Sheesh! -I know!
722 00:43:52 Sounds like she doesn't even believe in "happy."
723 00:43:56 Agnes...
724 00:43:58 I gotta go.
725 00:43:59 I think I just figured out what to do.
726 00:44:01 Well, okay, kid, but do it fast.
727 00:44:04 You only have four days left.
728 00:44:07 Right. Fast. Bye!
729 00:44:09 Do I hang up? Or do you? Bye!
730 00:44:23 Good. You're awake, too. I've got great news.
731 00:44:26 I figured out why you're not interested in happily ever after.
732 00:44:30 Because it's a fairy tale construct
733 00:44:31 that teaches people that normal life is not enough?
734 00:44:34 Because you need a makeover!
735 00:44:37 Relax. You've made it quite clear that you prefer dressing like a crone.
736 00:44:42 I'm talking about a happiness makeover.
737 00:44:44 I hit the books last night, and you know what you never see?
738 00:44:48 A grumpy princess.
739 00:44:50 Right.
740 00:44:51 You need that moment where you dance through the town
741 00:44:55 and you're singing to the animals and all the villagers.
742 00:44:59 Yeah, okay. Remind me to add frolicking to my schedule.
743 00:45:03 You need to do something nice for yourself for once.
744 00:45:06 I can't today. I have to go to the bank, help the kids with the homework,
745 00:45:10 fix the light that's broken in the bathroom.
746 00:45:12 That is what Gary is for. Gary!
747 00:45:14 Bathroom light!
748 00:45:16 And, kids, homework!
749 00:45:20 Listen, Hugh told me about this place downtown
750 00:45:23 that is full of people, places, and potions
751 00:45:25 that are all designed to make you happy.
752 00:45:27 There might even be someplace
753 00:45:29 that could magically give you the skin of a young maiden?
754 00:45:36 What about the kids?
755 00:45:38 I'm a Fairy Godmother. I think I can handle a couple of kids.
756 00:45:42 I suppose I have to go grocery shopping,
757 00:45:44 but just please don't let them stare at a screen all day.
758 00:45:47 Okay.
759 00:46:14 So that's a-movie.
760 00:46:16 What a wonderful a-movie.
761 00:46:40 Hello.
762 00:46:42 Jane?
763 00:46:44 Mia!
764 00:46:47 Mia, stop!
765 00:46:50 Son of a butterscotch. That is good. Who is that?
766 00:46:53 -Nobody. -It's her.
767 00:46:54 That's you? My goodness!
768 00:46:58 You're really talented.
769 00:47:01 You really think so?
770 00:47:02 If I sounded like that,
771 00:47:04 I would just walk around singing to everyone.
772 00:47:06 On the street, in school, in forests,
773 00:47:09 in castles, on trains, in dells and meadows,
774 00:47:13 those large moving metal staircases!
775 00:47:16 - Electronic superstores... - Yeah, we get it.
776 00:47:18 You'd sing a lot.
777 00:47:21 Yeah.
778 00:47:22 Well, you should put on a concert.
779 00:47:26 She can't.
780 00:47:27 She freaks out if she has to sing in front of people.
781 00:47:30 Really? Why?
782 00:47:31 It doesn't matter why. I don't wanna talk about it.
783 00:47:41 I'm afraid I'm not able to make your mom or Jane happy.
784 00:47:45 Mom doesn't believe in "happy,"
785 00:47:46 or crafts or Christmas.
786 00:47:49 I knew it!
787 00:47:50 She says to Aunt Paula, "There's no point in believing in happy,
788 00:47:53 "because just when you do, somethin' comes along
789 00:47:55 "and smashes it right off the side of I-95."
790 00:47:58 What does she mean?
791 00:47:59 I think she's talking about when my dad died.
792 00:48:03 He died?
793 00:48:06 No!
794 00:48:07 No, no, no.
795 00:48:09 I thought he just ran off to teach skinny pirates.
796 00:48:15 He was in a car wreck about four years ago, just before Christmas,
797 00:48:19 but we don't really talk about him because everybody gets upset.
798 00:48:25 He used to sing with Jane all the time.
799 00:48:33 Dear!
800 00:48:41 Wow. Look at you.
801 00:48:46 Mia, let's go get your sister.
802 00:48:49 Okay!
803 00:48:52 Thank you. Merry Christmas. Have a nice day.
804 00:49:13 Give me a sec.
805 00:49:20 Mackenzie?
806 00:49:24 Hugh?
807 00:49:27 Why are you dressed like Prince Charming?
808 00:49:30 It's not Prince Charming.
809 00:49:32 Did Eleanor put you up to this?
810 00:49:34 Up to what?
811 00:49:36 I, like your hair, by the way.
812 00:49:39 Today's the Boston Tea Party. The Sons of Liberty never sleep.
813 00:49:43 You one of those weirdos who dresses up for re-enactments?
814 00:49:46 Samuel Adams. At your service.
815 00:49:51 -Why? -Civic duty, My Lady.
816 00:49:53 Voting is a civic duty, but...
817 00:49:56 Your trousers are very tight.
818 00:49:58 Yeah.
819 00:50:01 Hey, you wanna come check it out?
820 00:50:03 -No. -Come on, it'll be fun. Join us.
821 00:50:05 Definitely not, but I'll see you Monday.
822 00:50:08 You're missing out.
823 00:50:10 The Sons of Liberty get pretty wild.
824 00:50:14 Ain't no party like a Tea Party.
825 00:50:19 What am I doing?
826 00:50:27 Okay, I'm going to sing. And you're just gonna back me up.
827 00:50:32 All right?
828 00:50:33 Trust me.
829 00:50:34 When I start singing, nobody's gonna even notice you.
830 00:50:54 Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens
831 00:50:58 This is awesome.
832 00:51:00 Bright copper kettles And warm woolen mittens
833 00:51:04 Brown paper packages Tied up with strings
834 00:51:07 I'll pay you to stop.
835 00:51:09 These are a few of my favorite things
836 00:51:12 Cream-colored ponies And crisp apple strudels
837 00:51:16 Doorbells and sleigh bells And schnitzel with noodles
838 00:51:19 Wild geese that fly With the moon on their wings
839 00:51:23 - These are a few of my favorite things
840 00:51:28 Girls in white dresses With blue satin sashes
841 00:51:31 Snowflakes that stay On my nose and eyelashes
842 00:51:35 Silver white winters That melt into springs
843 00:51:39 These are a few of my favorite things
844 00:51:43 When the dog bites
845 00:51:44 When the bee stings
846 00:51:46 When I'm feeling sad
847 00:51:50 I simply remember my favorite things
848 00:51:53 And then I don't feel so bad
849 00:52:02 That's not nice.
850 00:52:04 That was a bit mean.
851 00:52:07 Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens
852 00:52:10 Bright copper kettles And warm woolen mittens
853 00:52:14 Brown paper packages Tied up with strings
854 00:52:17 These are a few of my favorite things
855 00:52:21 Cream-colored ponies And crisp apple strudels
856 00:52:24 Doorbells and sleigh bells And schnitzel with noodles
857 00:52:27 Wild geese that fly With the moon on their wings
858 00:52:30 These are a few of my favorite things
859 00:52:34 When the dog bites
860 00:52:36 When the bee stings
861 00:52:37 When I'm feeling sad
862 00:52:40 I simply remember my favorite things
863 00:52:44 And then I don't feel so bad
864 00:52:51 Thank you!
865 00:52:52 I know. We were very good.
866 00:52:54 Mom!
867 00:52:56 Ooh, treasures.
868 00:52:57 Mom!
869 00:53:00 Mom, you look amazing.
870 00:53:03 Like a princess.
871 00:53:04 Did you see Jane singing?
872 00:53:06 I think Eleanor fixed me.
873 00:53:07 I got hit in the face with a snowball, and we sounded kind of terrible...
874 00:53:11 But I didn't barf.
875 00:53:13 And we got $6.
876 00:53:15 And a chicken nugget.
877 00:53:17 Well, I'm so glad that you had fun.
878 00:53:19 Should we get home? I've got ice cream.
879 00:53:23 Mom, look, can we get it, please? I love it so much! Please.
880 00:53:27 - You were wonderful. - Please? Please...
881 00:53:31 Please? Please, please?
882 00:53:33 - Please? - Please, please?
883 00:53:36 Gary, a little higher on the left.
884 00:53:40 Gary?
885 00:53:43 Gary, that's your right paw.
886 00:53:45 Are raccoons usually this dismissive?
887 00:53:48 City creatures certainly have more attitude
888 00:53:50 than those from the woodland realm.
889 00:53:52 Would you prefer I conjure a badger instead?
890 00:53:54 They tend to be more biddable creatures.
891 00:53:58 Look! Hey, hey, on top!
892 00:54:00 I think I'll talk to him first.
893 00:54:02 Is he hanging up the lights?
894 00:54:04 Gary? Did you hear me say, "Do what you like"?
895 00:54:06 Excuse me, can you listen to me?
896 00:54:09 - Is that lady talking to him? - Don't embarrass me.
897 00:54:11 Can you just hook that one over the window?
898 00:54:14 Gary, did I say to put the lights in your mouth?
899 00:54:17 No! No, over the...
900 00:54:20 Fine. Put the lights in your mouth and see what happens.
901 00:54:25 I can't believe we're discussing the work ethic of a raccoon.
902 00:54:27 I don't know what's happening to me.
903 00:54:29 Aw, you're starting to believe in magic, aren't you?
904 00:54:33 That ship has sailed.
905 00:54:38 Mia told me what happened.
906 00:54:40 I know your prince didn't leave to teach pirates.
907 00:54:45 I know he died.
908 00:54:51 I'm so sorry, Mackenzie.
909 00:54:57 Yeah, well, now you see why I might have a problem with fairy tales.
910 00:55:11 Guys, come out!
911 00:55:13 Let's go!
912 00:55:20 I love you and your kids,
913 00:55:22 but if I have to untangle these lights, I'm gonna lose my mind.
914 00:55:24 You're losing your mind?
915 00:55:26 I just watched a raccoon hang these lights.
916 00:55:28 Do you guys remember that time that Dad went...
917 00:55:31 What?
918 00:55:33 I would love to hear.
919 00:55:35 The time that Dad set fire to the Christmas tree with candles
920 00:55:38 and the fire department came out.
921 00:55:41 So embarrassing.
922 00:55:43 - I don't remember that. - You were too little.
923 00:55:46 Okay, are we ready?
924 00:55:51 Blow.
925 00:55:59 Did you...
926 00:56:32 Gary!
927 00:56:36 Rolling blackouts continue to hit Boston tonight
928 00:56:39 after a power grid was sabotaged in the Charlestown neighborhood.
929 00:56:43 Local children provided police with a description
930 00:56:47 of the individuals believed to be responsible and...
931 00:56:51 I am getting word now that we have a sketch of the perpetrators.
932 00:57:04 Anyone with additional information is obviously encouraged
933 00:57:09 to phone our Channel 8 tip line.
934 00:57:13 Look how magical it is!
935 00:57:16 Eleanor, did you put a spell on Mom?
936 00:57:18 Hey! Just 'cause I'm in a good mood?
937 00:57:21 What time you wanna get picked up today, Janie?
938 00:57:23 3:45 for Aunt Paula?
939 00:57:24 Actually, I need to stay late for show choir.
940 00:57:28 I've decided I'm gonna sing the solo.
941 00:57:30 I know what you're gonna say, but I think I can do it.
942 00:57:32 Well, of course you can.
943 00:57:34 You don't think I can do it.
944 00:57:36 I love you. I just know what happened last time.
945 00:57:38 -And the time before. -I'm doing this.
946 00:57:42 Should be a fun ride to school.
947 00:57:44 Okay. Come on. Chop, chop.
948 00:57:46 Really? Show choir?
949 00:57:48 How are you not moving your mouth?
950 00:57:50 I'm gonna kill you.
951 00:57:53 Have fun!
952 00:57:54 Have fun!
953 00:57:56 Maybe we just brush out your hair before you see Hugh Prince.
954 00:57:59 Stop it!
955 00:58:01 He's very handsome, and he's charming,
956 00:58:02 and I just want you to look your best.
957 00:58:06 - There you are. - Hi!
958 00:58:08 Got your go-bag. We got our assignment.
959 00:58:10 Give you one guess.
960 00:58:12 Exclusive access to the NATO Summit?
961 00:58:14 Nope! Storm Watch!
962 00:58:20 It's a carriage and a warrior? Is it friendly? What are its powers?
963 00:58:27 Four-wheel drive and studded snow tires.
964 00:58:36 The hills are alive
965 00:58:39 With the sound of music
966 00:58:55 How does Storm Watch work exactly?
967 00:58:58 You see how delightful this is? Everyone's happy and having fun?
968 00:59:01 It's perfect. So idyllic.
969 00:59:03 Well, we're gonna avoid showing that at all costs.
970 00:59:06 Grant wants us to focus on traffic chaos and runaway snowplows.
971 00:59:09 Or people fighting to the death over canned food.
972 00:59:13 Mack won a bottle of champagne last year for coming up with "Snow way, José,"
973 00:59:17 when the local Mexican restaurant flooded from frozen pipes.
974 00:59:20 Most of our job is coming up with puns like, "Snow laughing matter,"
975 00:59:24 or, "Snow end to the misery in sight."
976 00:59:26 "Snow way out." "No business like snow business."
977 00:59:28 Unfortunately, there's no, "Avalanche on Main Street,"
978 00:59:32 or, "Death by snowball," so I guess we'll go with the old tried and true,
979 00:59:36 "Kids sledding on a hill" shot.
980 00:59:37 Ooh! Let's snow! That means, "Let's go."
981 00:59:41 That was it. You got it, Eleanor! Do you wanna give me a hand?
982 00:59:44 No, thank you.
983 00:59:48 Kid? Ya there? Whoo!
984 00:59:52 Are they keeping you in a dungeon?
985 00:59:54 No more fooling around.
986 00:59:57 Moira is about to cough up her cocoa back here.
987 01:00:00 She's closing the portals in two days' time.
988 01:00:10 Is here okay?
989 01:00:12 What do you think?
990 01:00:13 Can he back up a little? I'd love him to be closer to the action.
991 01:00:16 It looks so fun! Can we do it, too?
992 01:00:19 I can't. I'm setting up for a live shot.
993 01:00:21 - This? - Yeah. That's perfect.
994 01:00:23 - All right. - Yes.
995 01:00:25 You know what? Actually, there's a flying saucer in the trunk.
996 01:00:27 Go have some fun.
997 01:00:29 Okay, we're set here.
998 01:00:48 And we're live in three, two...
999 01:00:52 Good evening, everyone. I'm Hugh Prince reporting from the town of Marblehead.
1000 01:00:56 Now the blizzard means a flurry of activity, and fun knows snow bounds.
1001 01:01:08 No.
1002 01:01:09 No, no, no, no. No.
1003 01:01:17 The forecast calls for a foot of snow tonight.
1004 01:01:19 -Out of the way! -But something
1005 01:01:21 tells me the children of Marblehead won't be chilling out.
1006 01:01:23 They'll be laughing their sleds off!
1007 01:01:34 They'll be laughing their sleds off!
1008 01:01:37 This is why I never stop rolling.
1009 01:01:41 That's a money shot right there.
1010 01:01:46 I'm so sorry, Mackenzie. I really messed up.
1011 01:01:50 I really am very sorry.
1012 01:01:52 Yeah, no, I'll tell her.
1013 01:01:55 Yeah, yeah. All right. All right.
1014 01:02:00 Yeah, well, what you gonna do?
1015 01:02:02 Okay. Thanks. Talk to you tomorrow.
1016 01:02:06 Are we fired?
1017 01:02:09 The station's website already has 200,000 hits.
1018 01:02:13 Grant says we're viral like his aunt's chicken pox. But he's thrilled.
1019 01:02:23 We should celebrate!
1020 01:02:29 That's one way.
1021 01:02:32 I'll go get us more of this elixir.
1022 01:02:35 -What is it called again? -Lite beer.
1023 01:02:38 Lite beer.
1024 01:02:39 "LOL when the redhead wipes out."
1025 01:02:41 "I hate that doofus reporter, but loved it when he got slammed."
1026 01:02:44 "Great seeing those Channel 8 idiots get totaled."
1027 01:02:46 Our clip has 400,000 hits and climbing.
1028 01:02:49 Ouch!
1029 01:02:50 Well, here's to going viral together.
1030 01:02:54 For somebody who takes himself so seriously,
1031 01:02:57 you don't seem that upset about going viral.
1032 01:02:59 I knew it. You think I'm boring and earnest, don't you?
1033 01:03:03 No, of course not, Samuel Adams.
1034 01:03:10 Okay, that... This is a game, too.
1035 01:03:13 Good. Okay, that's cool.
1036 01:03:16 This is a very big wand.
1037 01:03:18 Pool cue. It's a pool cue.
1038 01:03:20 That's what that is. I get it. I see the mix-up.
1039 01:03:27 Ooh, what is this perfect potion?
1040 01:03:29 That's called a lemon drop. And that is mine.
1041 01:03:33 Was mine.
1042 01:03:36 It really drops down.
1043 01:03:39 Yeah. Okay.
1044 01:03:41 Did I win?
1045 01:03:43 We're gettin' there.
1046 01:03:47 Excuse me. No one's there.
1047 01:03:51 I never pictured you as a divorced guy.
1048 01:03:54 I know, it's impossible to think that anyone would let all of this get away,
1049 01:03:57 but it happened.
1050 01:03:59 That's actually how I got into the whole re-enactment stuff.
1051 01:04:02 My son, he loves it, and we do it on our weekends.
1052 01:04:04 Now I feel terrible. I didn't mean to call you a weirdo.
1053 01:04:07 It's fine.
1054 01:04:09 You know, one of the reasons I wanted to come to Channel 8
1055 01:04:11 was 'cause I used to hear about this hotshot
1056 01:04:13 that was getting her stories picked up to the national level.
1057 01:04:16 I mean, I'm surprised you're not running the joint.
1058 01:04:19 Actually, they did offer me the job, but it was too soon after...
1059 01:04:24 Yeah, Duff told me about your husband. I'm...
1060 01:04:26 Right, so I needed to focus on my girls,
1061 01:04:29 and they gave the job to Grant, and here we are.
1062 01:04:33 I'm sorry, Mack.
1063 01:04:34 I'm sorry, too. Grant is an abomination.
1064 01:04:39 What about you? What's it like being divorced?
1065 01:04:42 - It's... What can I say? - It's lonely.
1066 01:04:45 Yeah, I get that.
1067 01:04:48 Sometimes, you just want somebody to, you know, come over and...
1068 01:04:53 Shovel the driveway.
1069 01:04:56 To shoveling the driveway.
1070 01:04:59 Shoveling the driveway.
1071 01:05:03 Okay, I'll tell you what. We'll line up a shot for you.
1072 01:05:06 You've got this.
1073 01:05:07 With your wand, the tip of it, you hit the white one, hit the red one
1074 01:05:11 to go right into this pocket. It's called a pocket.
1075 01:05:13 - Got it. - Ready?
1076 01:05:14 White, red, pocket.
1077 01:05:19 Mother of fudge! Are you okay?
1078 01:05:21 Did I win? I think I won.
1079 01:05:33 I know, right?
1080 01:05:35 It took me a whole month to learn that spell.
1081 01:05:38 But it was worth it.
1082 01:05:44 You might be right about Hugh.
1083 01:05:46 I'm not saying he's my prince, but he's kinda charming.
1084 01:05:51 - I knew it. He's handsome... - Eleanor.
1085 01:05:54 I know you wanna help, but...
1086 01:05:59 I'm not quite sure I'm ready for another fairy tale.
1087 01:06:18 Eleanor, on the other hand,
1088 01:06:20 had spent her life believing in fairy tales.
1089 01:06:23 Little did she know, this one was about to come to an end.
1090 01:06:40 I'm not going to ask you where Eleanor is.
1091 01:06:44 Because I know you won't tell me.
1092 01:06:46 Even if I did know, I wouldn't tell you.
1093 01:06:48 That's what I just said!
1094 01:06:49 Good! I'm glad we're finally seeing eye to eye.
1095 01:06:53 Agnes, listen to me.
1096 01:06:55 I don't know exactly what she's up to, but Eleanor is not going to save us.
1097 01:07:00 No one can.
1098 01:07:02 At midnight tomorrow, the Motherland will close its doors for good.
1099 01:07:07 - That's a real shame! - But that's not all.
1100 01:07:10 If Eleanor is not here, she will be stripped of her magic.
1101 01:07:15 -Disenchantment? -Yes!
1102 01:07:17 In all my years here, I have never lost a student.
1103 01:07:21 And I am not about to lose one now!
1104 01:07:24 Even if I have to take drastic measures.
1105 01:07:28 So,
1106 01:07:31 if someone who loves Eleanor happens to know where she is,
1107 01:07:37 now would be a good time to tell her to get her fairy tail back here!
1108 01:07:43 I'm gonna go make a call
1109 01:07:45 that's not at all related to this conversation.
1110 01:07:50 Are you kidding me? My God!
1111 01:07:53 Ladies and gentlemen, we did it! Fourth place!
1112 01:07:55 Hope to see you there.
1113 01:07:57 -We've reached the top... -See you later.
1114 01:07:59 - Fourth place! - Mackenzie. Hi!
1115 01:08:01 The other donut-eaters just told me the most amazing thing ever.
1116 01:08:05 Brace yourself, because it's big.
1117 01:08:07 There's a holiday party tonight.
1118 01:08:09 I know all about the holiday party, and I'm not going. It's not my thing.
1119 01:08:12 What part? Parties? Christmas? Fun?
1120 01:08:16 Fine, stay home. After all, nine out of ten fairy tales begin with,
1121 01:08:19 "Once upon a time, something amazing happened
1122 01:08:21 "while she was drinking wine in her sweatpants."
1123 01:08:25 Think about it.
1124 01:08:35 Joy to the world
1125 01:08:38 Joy to the world
1126 01:08:40 I know, buddy. My ears hurt too.
1127 01:08:47 Pretty.
1128 01:08:49 You look so pretty. Eleanor, you did a great job.
1129 01:08:53 I didn't do that. That was all her.
1130 01:08:55 Really? You can make yourself look like that without any magic?
1131 01:08:59 Mm-hmm.
1132 01:09:00 Yes, because she's beautiful inside and out.
1133 01:09:03 Aw, true.
1134 01:09:05 And she's wearing the only thing that really matters.
1135 01:09:08 -Pushup bra? -Spanx?
1136 01:09:10 - A smile. - Actually, all three.
1137 01:09:16 Are you feeling okay about tomorrow?
1138 01:09:18 -Yeah, I think so. -Okay. Good.
1139 01:09:23 Look at us. We're both outside our comfort zone.
1140 01:09:25 Yeah. Okay.
1141 01:09:27 - What's that sound? - That's probably Agnes FaceTiming.
1142 01:09:31 I should grab that.
1143 01:09:32 Disenchanted? Forever?
1144 01:09:35 I'm sorry, kid, but it's over.
1145 01:09:38 No, I won't give up.
1146 01:09:40 They just need to see one happily ever after.
1147 01:09:43 I can get her there. I know it. I just need to speed things up.
1148 01:09:47 Well, you better make it very speedy, 'cause if you don't get back in time,
1149 01:09:51 forget being a Fairy Godmother, you won't be a Fairy anything.
1150 01:09:55 At midnight tomorrow, they're closing the Motherland for good!
1151 01:09:59 I need to go.
1152 01:10:05 Fourth place! Fourth place!
1153 01:10:07 Fourth place, baby! Fourth place!
1154 01:10:25 It was a crazy night.
1155 01:10:27 He took me home, and let me...
1156 01:10:28 I was hoping this would go somewhere else.
1157 01:10:34 What a story. Typical Barb.
1158 01:10:37 A glittery gown turns a frown upside down.
1159 01:10:40 A glittery gown turns a frown upside down.
1160 01:10:43 Yeah. A glittery gown turns a frown upside down.
1161 01:10:46 I was sweating so bad that my dress was basically see-through. You remember?
1162 01:10:52 And I had streaks of self-tanner just running down,
1163 01:10:55 and I looked like a zebra in a wet T-shirt contest.
1164 01:11:00 That's why I don't wear white on the air anymore.
1165 01:11:02 Well, I'm all out of war stories.
1166 01:11:05 How 'bout a dance?
1167 01:12:31 Mack! Mack!
1168 01:12:41 Mackenzie? Are you in there? Mackenzie?
1169 01:12:45 Eleanor?
1170 01:12:46 -What are you doing here? -Nothing.
1171 01:12:49 Something really strange happened to me on the dance floor... Of course.
1172 01:12:55 You had something to do with this, didn't you?
1173 01:12:59 What the heck?
1174 01:13:02 Eleanor! Eleanor!
1175 01:13:13 Nice dress. Is it new?
1176 01:13:14 What have you done to me?
1177 01:13:16 -Don't be mad. I'm just trying to help. -Really? Like this?
1178 01:13:20 You look absolutely beautiful...
1179 01:13:24 - What happened to you? - Hi, Barb, I just...
1180 01:13:30 I ripped my dress, so I borrowed this from the wardrobe department.
1181 01:13:33 -It's hilarious. -Yeah.
1182 01:13:35 You know, my kid has a costume just like that at home.
1183 01:13:39 Treat it as a costume.
1184 01:13:42 Don't be mad. Don't be mad! Mackenzie!
1185 01:13:46 Mackenzie! Where are you going?
1186 01:13:49 Home. Before anybody else sees me.
1187 01:13:52 What? No! Look at you!
1188 01:13:56 You look like a princess.
1189 01:13:57 And you're at a ball. Sort of.
1190 01:14:00 And Duff and all the other peasants are here.
1191 01:14:02 And you even waltzed with the most handsome of all the princes.
1192 01:14:06 - Hugh Prince! - I knew it was you.
1193 01:14:09 And you said it at the hotel. You think he's charming.
1194 01:14:12 And now he's noticing you.
1195 01:14:14 Isn't that what you wanted since you were ten years old?
1196 01:14:17 So, why fight true love when you can just kiss and live happily ever after?
1197 01:14:22 Because...
1198 01:14:27 - Happily ever after? - Yes!
1199 01:14:32 You're her prince. Now, let's get this done.
1200 01:14:34 -No! Eleanor, this isn't what I want. -I... Why are you...
1201 01:14:38 Wait a minute, wait a minute. You're that...
1202 01:14:42 -You're flying saucer chick. -Yes. That's me.
1203 01:14:45 Mackenzie and Hugh said we were a big hit.
1204 01:14:48 Is that so?
1205 01:14:49 Yes, they were so worried about getting fired.
1206 01:14:52 But I guess all you need for job security is a viral video.
1207 01:14:58 -No, it's not like that. -That is not exactly what...
1208 01:15:02 9:00 a.m., my office, tomorrow morning. We can talk about job security then.
1209 01:15:16 Mackenzie! Mackenzie, I'm sorry. Please just talk to me.
1210 01:15:20 Why should I talk to you? You don't listen to anything I say.
1211 01:15:24 -That's not true. -It is.
1212 01:15:25 You came here and did exactly what you promised you wouldn't do.
1213 01:15:28 And the worst part is, you didn't even need to.
1214 01:15:31 I was actually having fun tonight. I felt pretty.
1215 01:15:34 But why isn't that enough for you?
1216 01:15:36 Why am I a failure unless I'm dressed like ginger Elvis?
1217 01:15:41 -You're not a failure. -Then why are you here?
1218 01:15:44 Because I don't wanna fail! They're closing down the Motherland.
1219 01:15:49 So, you're my only chance at being a Fairy Godmother.
1220 01:15:52 And if I don't get you to "happily ever after,"
1221 01:15:55 then I'll have to spend the rest of my life as a Tooth Fairy.
1222 01:15:59 - This is all about you. - No! Of course not. I...
1223 01:16:05 Wait. Is it?
1224 01:16:07 All this time, I thought you cared about wanting to make me happy.
1225 01:16:11 You just want it for you.
1226 01:16:12 You don't care what I want, not if it gets in your way.
1227 01:16:16 I'm so sorry, Mackenzie.
1228 01:16:18 I'm sorry too, Eleanor, but you need to leave.
1229 01:16:29 Mackenzie!
1230 01:16:32 She was right about everything. I'm not Fairy Godmother material.
1231 01:16:36 And "happily ever afters," those are just for fairy tales.
1232 01:16:40 But you helped us.
1233 01:16:43 - Don't go. - I'm sorry. It's over.
1234 01:16:46 -She'll calm down. -But we need you.
1235 01:16:49 I have to go.
1236 01:16:51 Goodbye, girls.
1237 01:17:05 Bye, Bingo.
1238 01:17:08 Bingo?
1239 01:17:12 Who's that pig?
1240 01:17:18 Now we have a pig and a dog.
1241 01:17:23 Eleanor, where are you?
1242 01:17:35 Gourds? Pumpkins? Carriages?
1243 01:17:38 Transport.
1244 01:18:04 Hi.
1245 01:18:05 -I need to tell you something. -I just wanna...
1246 01:18:08 Yes.
1247 01:18:09 I really wanted to apologize about last night.
1248 01:18:12 I'm just completely mortified.
1249 01:18:14 I think I had too much punch or something, and things got a little wild.
1250 01:18:18 No, it's... I mean, yeah, I was surprised, but...
1251 01:18:22 But not in a bad way.
1252 01:18:26 Hey! You two! What are you doin'? Get in here!
1253 01:18:32 My tum-tum.
1254 01:18:35 I'm gonna be straight with you guys. I hit the eggnog way too hard last night.
1255 01:18:39 So, I'm gonna keep this quick. Did you fake the flying saucer story?
1256 01:18:43 -No! We would never fake a story. -Absolutely not.
1257 01:18:45 Really? Then how do you explain this?
1258 01:18:52 And why is flying saucer girl at the Bruins game?
1259 01:18:56 'Cause she's my cousin, and she's visiting from Canada.
1260 01:19:00 You seriously want me to believe that you and your cousin
1261 01:19:02 had nothing to do with the fireballs?
1262 01:19:05 It was an accident.
1263 01:19:07 So was the blackout too, I suppose.
1264 01:19:10 That's her, isn't it?
1265 01:19:12 We had three big news stories this week,
1266 01:19:15 and your cousin was there for every single one of them. Yes or no?
1267 01:19:20 Mack, what's goin' on?
1268 01:19:21 I just... I can't.
1269 01:19:23 It's really hard to explain. But I did not fake a story.
1270 01:19:28 Yeah. You lack the initiative to pull that off. I actually believe you.
1271 01:19:33 Plus, your cousin seems crazy. She is, right?
1272 01:19:35 No! No, she's just a little different.
1273 01:19:39 She's a chaos machine. And you should be ashamed of yourself...
1274 01:19:48 For not cutting me in sooner.
1275 01:19:50 You're good. She is ratings gold.
1276 01:19:53 Here's what we'll do. We're gonna put a camera on her,
1277 01:19:55 and we are gonna let her fly her freak flag until we're number one.
1278 01:19:59 -That's exploitation. No. -But that's not news.
1279 01:20:02 I know. It's gonna be awesome.
1280 01:20:06 No!
1281 01:20:07 I won't let you take somebody kind and good
1282 01:20:10 and turn them into a sideshow.
1283 01:20:12 You're a single mom, and you haven't put a good story out in I don't know how long,
1284 01:20:16 so "no" isn't really an option for you.
1285 01:20:19 You do what I say, or you're fired.
1286 01:20:25 -I am done doing things your way. -Mack, I'm not sure you...
1287 01:20:28 You're the reason we're in last place.
1288 01:20:30 Fourth place.
1289 01:20:32 You want us to spin things and twist things
1290 01:20:34 and tell stories about bad people doing bad things,
1291 01:20:37 but people want more than fearmongering.
1292 01:20:39 They wanna...
1293 01:20:41 To laugh, and to hope, and be inspired to see the magic in the world.
1294 01:20:45 -'Cause it's real. -That's cute.
1295 01:20:48 You're fired.
1296 01:20:49 Yeah. No kidding.
1297 01:20:52 You deserve so much better than this place.
1298 01:20:54 I know. That's what I was tryin' to tell you before.
1299 01:20:57 I took the job at Channel 4, so...
1300 01:20:59 Merry Christmas. I quit.
1301 01:21:03 How's that for spectacle?
1302 01:21:16 Bye.
1303 01:21:21 Hello? Yes, this is Mackenzie.
1304 01:21:25 Hi, Mr. Clancy.
1305 01:21:29 Wait, Jane what?
1306 01:21:33 Jane? Jane, sweetie!
1307 01:21:38 Jane?
1308 01:21:42 Jane? Jane!
1309 01:22:14 - Janie? Honey? - No, go away.
1310 01:22:20 Mr. Clancy called. Honey, you're supposed to be on stage for the rehearsal.
1311 01:22:30 Is that Dad's guitar?
1312 01:22:34 You were right. You were right.
1313 01:22:40 I can't do this. I can't do anything.
1314 01:22:43 I never said that.
1315 01:22:45 Yeah, well, you never said that I could.
1316 01:22:49 Or that you thought that I'd be amazing.
1317 01:22:54 But Eleanor did.
1318 01:22:59 And now she's gone. And I can't do this. I can't...
1319 01:23:11 I'm so sorry.
1320 01:23:17 Honey, if you need Eleanor, I'll find her. I promise.
1321 01:23:26 Should we bring Dad's guitar with us for good luck?
1322 01:23:32 Gary, we need you!
1323 01:23:34 - He's not here! - Where's Eleanor?
1324 01:23:37 Gary, I'll leave the lids off the trash cans if you just come out!
1325 01:23:41 - We need you! - Eleanor!
1326 01:23:42 Gary!
1327 01:23:45 I'm not sure he can actually understand human. But look!
1328 01:23:49 I think Aunt Paula's been looking for Eleanor.
1329 01:24:26 It's hopeless.
1330 01:24:27 Are you sure a pumpkin carriage is the fastest way back to the Motherland?
1331 01:24:32 Yes, but...
1332 01:24:33 -I'm never going to get it. -No worries.
1333 01:24:37 That was our last pumpkin.
1334 01:24:40 I've got an idea.
1335 01:24:48 That's not a pumpkin.
1336 01:24:51 -No. I know it's not a pumpkin. -Good.
1337 01:24:53 -Okay. You know what? Loosen up, right? -All right.
1338 01:24:57 You know, just really stay loose and don't think about the fact
1339 01:25:00 that that's a watermelon, not a pumpkin,
1340 01:25:02 and you might not have enough magic left to get home,
1341 01:25:05 and you might be stuck here forever.
1342 01:25:08 I'm sorry, that wasn't a very good pep talk.
1343 01:25:10 No. All right.
1344 01:25:14 Eleanor! Paula!
1345 01:25:16 Hi!
1346 01:25:21 What happened?
1347 01:25:23 We were trying to make a carriage.
1348 01:25:26 It's not going well.
1349 01:25:28 Jane, why are you here? Why aren't you at the parade?
1350 01:25:32 I can't do this without you.
1351 01:25:36 Please, Eleanor. I'm so sorry.
1352 01:25:40 Janie needs you.
1353 01:25:44 We need you.
1354 01:25:50 Okay.
1355 01:25:53 First things first. Let's get you dressed.
1356 01:26:10 Son of a butterscotch! I actually did it!
1357 01:26:14 -You look amazing. -You really do.
1358 01:26:18 Perfect outfit, check. Now what?
1359 01:26:22 We need to get there. I'm supposed to be on stage in 20 minutes.
1360 01:26:25 But the parade is all the way downtown. There's no way.
1361 01:26:28 Actually, there is.
1362 01:26:31 Eleanor, no. You need that to get home.
1363 01:26:33 Not as much as I need to do this.
1364 01:26:36 All right, everyone, step back. Go, go!
1365 01:27:20 - Eleanor, you did it! - I know!
1366 01:27:23 Guys, we need to go.
1367 01:27:26 Yes, yes. Okay. Let's go!
1368 01:27:30 - Guys, it smells like watermelon. - This is incredible.
1369 01:27:34 Eleanor! You made this.
1370 01:27:37 I did this.
1371 01:27:42 So, how does it move?
1372 01:27:46 Right.
1373 01:27:54 Please don't blow up.
1374 01:28:47 There! I see the stage!
1375 01:29:02 The Charlestown drum majorettes, folks!
1376 01:29:05 Look at those smiles! Followed by the...
1377 01:29:17 The traditional flying watermelon carriage float, of course.
1378 01:29:22 What the... Hey! Get this, get this, get this. You, come on!
1379 01:29:44 Just a little fun fact. I played tuba in high school.
1380 01:29:49 Yeah, it's not a great instrument for a teenage girl.
1381 01:29:52 If you blow too hard, you can get a permanent eye bulge. Just slight...
1382 01:29:56 Anyway, that's a story for another time.
1383 01:29:58 Right now, we are headed to the main stage for the Hamilton High show choir.
1384 01:30:04 - Sorry. - Ma'am, stop there.
1385 01:30:05 Actually, she's on stage right now. She's supposed to sing. Duff!
1386 01:30:09 Hey, hi.
1387 01:30:11 - They're with me. - Ladies and gentlemen,
1388 01:30:13 let's hear it for the amazing Downtown Crew.
1389 01:30:17 How fantastic were they?
1390 01:30:22 You have to make me brave. I need a spell or something.
1391 01:30:25 Jane, you know it doesn't work like that.
1392 01:30:29 I can't change your feelings with my magic.
1393 01:30:34 I'm sorry, I can't do this.
1394 01:30:36 Hey. Listen.
1395 01:30:39 I didn't believe in you because I forgot how to believe in myself.
1396 01:30:44 And I was lost, and I felt scared,
1397 01:30:47 and I taught you to be scared.
1398 01:30:50 You don't need a spell because you are already magical.
1399 01:31:01 Come on. Let's rush.
1400 01:31:04 Hey, I'm here. I made it.
1401 01:31:06 Jane! Thank goodness. We did not have a Plan B.
1402 01:31:10 Now get out there.
1403 01:31:12 Okay.
1404 01:31:14 You can do this.
1405 01:31:18 I want you to give it up now for tonight's finale,
1406 01:31:21 the Hamilton High show choir, with soloist Jane Walsh!
1407 01:31:44 You're broken down and tired
1408 01:31:59 I'm sorry.
1409 01:32:12 Your dad would be so, so proud.
1410 01:32:15 Okay? You got this. Yeah?
1411 01:32:31 You're broken down and tired
1412 01:32:34 Of livin' life on a merry-go-round
1413 01:32:38 And you can't find the fighter
1414 01:32:42 But I see it in you So we can walk it out
1415 01:32:45 Move mountains
1416 01:32:51 We gonna walk it out
1417 01:32:53 Move mountains
1418 01:32:59 And I'll rise up I'll rise like the day
1419 01:33:03 I'll rise up I'll rise unafraid
1420 01:33:07 I'll rise up
1421 01:33:09 And I'll do it a thousand times again
1422 01:33:14 And I'll rise up High like the waves
1423 01:33:18 I'll rise up In spite of the ache
1424 01:33:22 I'll rise up
1425 01:33:23 And I'll do it a thousand times again
1426 01:33:30 When the silence isn't quiet
1427 01:33:34 And it feels like It's gettin' hard to breathe
1428 01:33:37 - And I know you feel like dyin'
1429 01:33:41 But I promise We'll take the world to its feet
1430 01:33:44 And move mountains
1431 01:33:50 We can walk it out
1432 01:33:52 Move mountains
1433 01:33:59 Joy to the world
1434 01:34:02 Joy to the world
1435 01:34:07 And I will rise a thousand times again
1436 01:34:13 -For you -CHOIR: Repeat the sounding joy
1437 01:34:17 -For you -Repeat the sounding joy
1438 01:34:21 -For you -Repeat, repeat
1439 01:34:25 -For you -The sounding joy
1440 01:34:29 -All we need -Repeat the sounding joy
1441 01:34:31 - All we need is hope - Repeat the sounding joy
1442 01:34:35 -And for that we have each other -Repeat
1443 01:34:38 -And for that we have each other -Repeat the sounding joy
1444 01:34:42 We'll rise up
1445 01:34:44 - Repeat the sounding joy
1446 01:34:47 Repeat the sounding joy
1447 01:34:50 - We'll rise up - Repeat, repeat
1448 01:34:54 -For you -The sounding joy
1449 01:35:18 She was extremely good! My God! Did you see her?
1450 01:35:21 She did it!
1451 01:35:24 She did it!
1452 01:35:26 What are you doing here?
1453 01:35:28 I'm here to take you home before it's too late.
1454 01:35:31 -No! Hey, quit it! -Let go of her!
1455 01:35:34 You're the reason she's in this mess. She stayed to help a hopeless case,
1456 01:35:38 and if I don't get her home right now, she could lose everything. Come with me.
1457 01:35:41 -Wait. Is that true? -No! You are not hopeless.
1458 01:35:44 -Now let go of me! Let go! -Please. I will not.
1459 01:35:46 -Let go! -You cannot take my magic away from me!
1460 01:35:55 Eleanor Fay Bloomingbottom.
1461 01:36:00 Don't tell them my middle name.
1462 01:36:02 You get over here right now!
1463 01:36:05 This whole mess is exactly why Fairy Godmothers
1464 01:36:08 are supposed to follow the rules.
1465 01:36:11 And you are not a Fairy Godmother.
1466 01:36:17 We're going home.
1467 01:36:30 What?
1468 01:36:31 I am a Fairy Godmother.
1469 01:36:34 And what Fairy Godmothers are supposed to do is help.
1470 01:36:38 I did. I helped Jane.
1471 01:36:45 Jane was not the assignment.
1472 01:36:48 And even if she were, there are no more assignments.
1473 01:36:52 Mackenzie was the last one.
1474 01:36:54 And I do not see a dress or a prince.
1475 01:36:58 And you did not get her to happily ever after.
1476 01:37:01 -But... -You did not save the Motherland.
1477 01:37:05 All you did was fail!
1478 01:37:13 -That is not true. -Excuse me?
1479 01:37:16 Eleanor, correct me if I'm wrong, but does your formula require
1480 01:37:19 my true love to be a prince?
1481 01:37:21 -Why, no. I guess it doesn't. -Well, that's good.
1482 01:37:25 Mia, Jane.
1483 01:37:28 Then these are my true loves.
1484 01:37:30 And you didn't fail.
1485 01:37:32 You helped me remember how to live happily.
1486 01:37:35 That's not the same as happily ever after.
1487 01:37:38 Are you sure?
1488 01:37:40 Four years ago, I...
1489 01:37:43 I thought my story was over,
1490 01:37:44 and Eleanor helped show me that it wasn't.
1491 01:37:49 That's not how it works.
1492 01:37:50 Then how it works needs to change.
1493 01:37:53 We think that love needs to look a certain way.
1494 01:37:56 A prince, a castle, a gown.
1495 01:38:00 We're trapped in the fairy tale
1496 01:38:02 when the real world is full of so much more.
1497 01:38:11 Instead of telling people what true love is supposed to look like,
1498 01:38:15 maybe we should let them tell us.
1499 01:38:18 Mia, who's your true love?
1500 01:38:21 -Can I have more than one? -Sure. Why not?
1501 01:38:23 Well, Mom and Jane, but also Aunt Paula.
1502 01:38:29 You guys...
1503 01:38:32 Who's your true love? And don't just tell me, tell each other.
1504 01:38:36 You?
1505 01:38:39 -Us? -Yes.
1506 01:38:41 I love you, Nan.
1507 01:38:45 And you.
1508 01:38:49 We love you, Jonah.
1509 01:38:54 And you, Hugh Prince,
1510 01:38:56 what does love mean to you?
1511 01:38:58 Me? I...
1512 01:39:00 Right, um... Love?
1513 01:39:03 Love. Yeah, love. Love is many, many
1514 01:39:06 a splendored thing.
1515 01:39:09 No, um, love means...
1516 01:39:13 I love you, Dad.
1517 01:39:15 ...dressing up as a colonial soldier 'cause you miss your son.
1518 01:39:19 And sometimes love just means shoveling someone's driveway.
1519 01:39:27 That one didn't really make sense.
1520 01:39:30 Love comes in so many forms, Moira.
1521 01:39:35 Why can't we see that?
1522 01:39:37 Eleanor didn't magically fix my life.
1523 01:39:39 She showed me how to fix it myself.
1524 01:39:44 That's how we can help them.
1525 01:39:51 This is a day I thought I'd never see.
1526 01:40:01 You did well!
1527 01:40:03 I did well!
1528 01:40:09 -Maybe it's time to re-write the book. -All right.
1529 01:40:13 Now, let's go home and save some Fairy Godmothers.
1530 01:40:17 Thank you for everything.
1531 01:40:21 Thank you.
1532 01:40:24 -Go be a Godmother. -All right.
1533 01:40:40 Bye!
1534 01:40:48 Wands up!
1535 01:40:58 What?
1536 01:41:24 Gary!
1537 01:41:29 Wait! We're not done yet.
1538 01:41:34 Good morning, Motherland!
1539 01:41:38 No, I don't think I'm shouting. Hold, please.
1540 01:41:42 Why don't we kick things off with something a bit more groovy today?
1541 01:41:46 Take it away.
1542 01:41:49 Now, I told you this wasn't a fairy tale, but that was only half true.
1543 01:41:54 In the end, Eleanor got hers all right.
1544 01:41:57 Only it wasn't anything like she'd read in those books.
1545 01:42:00 And that was a good thing.
1546 01:42:03 We weren't just old. We'd become old-fashioned.
1547 01:42:06 There are those who might say...
1548 01:42:09 I had spent my whole life believing in fairy tales.
1549 01:42:13 Well, now I believe in them more than ever.
1550 01:42:17 It's just that they come in all different shapes and sizes.
1551 01:42:20 Just like us. And thanks to our newly patented approach
1552 01:42:24 of, "Forget ever after, just live happily," we've been busy.
1553 01:42:27 Eleanor! Wand up, kid. We've still got a lotta work to do.
1554 01:42:33 Fairies...
