阿特米斯的奇幻历险 Artemis Fowl(2020)(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:44 Authorities worldwide expressed shock at these allegations.
2 00:00:48 Most daring thefts of modern times.
3 00:00:50 Fowl is said to be hiding ancient relics
4 00:00:51 worth hundreds of millions of...
5 00:00:52 Time and again,
6 00:00:53 these museums were robbed of untold riches.
7 00:00:56 Some say the true amount stolen may never be known.
8 00:00:58 Where I am amidst what can only be described
9 00:01:00 as a media frenzy.
10 00:01:01 He couldn't dismiss the fact that when he was arrested...
11 00:01:03 The collection contains the rarest evidence of ancient worlds.
12 00:01:06 Most expressed horror at his alleged criminal activity,
13 00:01:09 while others hinted at a more widespread conspiracy.
14 00:01:12 Many similarities to numerous daring thefts shrouded in mystery.
15 00:01:16 A crowd has gathered...
16 00:01:17 It's him! It's him!
17 00:01:19 Breaking news. There is the car.
18 00:01:21 Yes, the car has come down.
19 00:01:22 And it looks like young Artemis Fowl is here.
20 00:01:23 Authorities have now made connections to one man.
21 00:01:26 Artemis Fowl.
22 00:01:30 Breaking news now
23 00:01:31 and a suspected accomplice of Artemis Fowl
24 00:01:33 is today arrested near Fowl Manor.
25 00:01:35 Help me.
26 00:01:36 Is this unidentified individual a link
27 00:01:38 to Artemis Fowl and the multiple thefts?
28 00:01:43 We have reports that British intelligence authorities
29 00:01:46 are expected to question the subject immediately.
30 00:01:49 Is it true?
31 00:01:50 Do you have anything to say, Artemis?
32 00:01:51 How does it feel to have a criminal for a father, Artemis?
33 00:02:13 Your name?
34 00:02:15 Mulch Diggums.
35 00:02:17 Exactly what were you doing near Fowl Manor?
36 00:02:20 So now it's illegal to go for a hike?
37 00:02:22 This was no hike.
38 00:02:24 Unless you tell us exactly what happened at Fowl Manor,
39 00:02:26 you will be permanently imprisoned.
40 00:02:28 Wait, wait, wait.
41 00:02:30 You don't want me.
42 00:02:32 No. No, I'm just a talented tunneler.
43 00:02:35 You want the brains of the operation.
44 00:02:38 The one who stole the Aculos.
45 00:02:40 What, precisely, is the Aculos?
46 00:02:43 The Aculos.
47 00:02:45 A weapon so powerful and mysterious,
48 00:02:48 it can barely be imagined.
49 00:02:50 You're lying.
50 00:02:51 Look, I know you don't believe my story,
51 00:02:52 but I can prove it.
52 00:02:53 Mr. Diggums, I highly doubt that.
53 00:02:57 You will see.
54 00:02:58 All I see is that there was some highly
55 00:03:00 unusual seismic activity around Fowl Manor
56 00:03:02 and reports from a crazed fisherman of fairies.
57 00:03:06 Well, maybe the fisherman saw something he wasn't meant to.
58 00:03:10 It's fantasy. What's reality is that you are a common thief
59 00:03:13 who is somehow in league with a quite uncommon thief.
60 00:03:16 We want to know everything about the man you work for.
61 00:03:19 The man?
62 00:03:21 No.
63 00:03:22 This isn't about the father.
64 00:03:25 This is about the son.
65 00:03:27 The son?
66 00:03:29 Do not underestimate the kid.
67 00:03:33 Let me show you
68 00:03:35 the infinite possibilities of magic.
69 00:03:41 Let me tell you
70 00:03:43 the story of Artemis Fowl.
71 00:03:53 A story that begins where every great story begins,
72 00:03:57 in a place where magic and wonder still exist.
73 00:04:01 The most magical place on Earth.
74 00:04:04 Ireland.
75 00:04:05 Home of Artemis Fowl.
76 00:04:52 Artemis loved Ireland.
77 00:04:58 The sea and the land.
78 00:05:01 Not so much the school.
79 00:05:08 You see, he just didn't need it.
80 00:05:11 When he was seven, he beat European chess champion
81 00:05:13 Evan Rashoggi in five moves.
82 00:05:15 When he was nine, he won the architectural competition
83 00:05:18 to design the Dublin Opera House.
84 00:05:20 When he was ten,
85 00:05:21 he cloned a goat and named it Bruce.
86 00:05:24 Weird choice, but he's an unusual kid.
87 00:05:26 Good.
88 00:05:29 And you know when you're that unusual,
89 00:05:31 you're going to stick out.
90 00:05:37 Well, Artemis, let's talk, shall we?
91 00:05:40 Certainly, sir.
92 00:05:45 I can see you're admiring my chair.
93 00:05:47 It's a family heirloom.
94 00:05:49 Grandfather acquired it from Sotheby's.
95 00:05:52 William and Mary period,
96 00:05:54 1689 to 1702, as I'm sure you know.
97 00:05:58 Impressive.
98 00:05:59 Once in use at the palace, Buckingham Palace.
99 00:06:02 Queen's favorite chair, apparently.
100 00:06:05 Now, Artemis, there is a problem.
101 00:06:07 The problem is that I know the textbook reply
102 00:06:09 to any question you may choose to ask.
103 00:06:12 The problem is that you don't respect
104 00:06:13 anyone enough to treat them as an equal.
105 00:06:15 That's ridiculous.
106 00:06:16 I hold several people in the very highest esteem.
107 00:06:19 Really? Who, for example?
108 00:06:21 Albert Einstein.
109 00:06:23 His theories were usually correct.
110 00:06:26 How about someone you actually know?
111 00:06:31 You seem to have all the answers, Doctor.
112 00:06:33 Why don't you tell me?
113 00:06:34 Well, where shall we start?
114 00:06:37 That's my biography, I presume?
115 00:06:40 It is. It explains quite a lot.
116 00:06:43 Such as?
117 00:06:45 Well, firstly,
118 00:06:46 there's your dear mother, of course.
119 00:06:49 Who was a wonderful woman, in my opinion,
120 00:06:52 and taken from us far too soon,
121 00:06:57 but who sadly had absolutely no control over your behavior.
122 00:07:02 Then, of course, there's your father
123 00:07:05 and his mysterious absences from home.
124 00:07:10 This is a sensitive area, Doctor.
125 00:07:13 But do you think that's why you are as you are?
126 00:07:18 No.
127 00:07:18 And by the way, I didn't know
128 00:07:19 they allowed fakes at the palace.
129 00:07:21 - Fake? - It's clever,
130 00:07:22 I'll give you that.
131 00:07:23 But look at these furniture tacks.
132 00:07:25 Crisscross pattern on the head.
133 00:07:27 Machine-tooled.
134 00:07:28 Makes it 1890s at the earliest.
135 00:07:31 Your grandfather was duped.
136 00:07:32 Artemis, you're lashing out at me,
137 00:07:34 but I think I know what this is really about.
138 00:07:37 Is it because of the burden of your father's name?
139 00:07:42 No.
140 00:07:43 It's because I'm forced to endure this ridiculous therapy.
141 00:07:47 Artemis?
142 00:07:48 Look! Just who do you think you are?
143 00:07:54 But, of course, Artemis wasn't on his own,
144 00:07:57 even if it may have seemed that way sometimes.
145 00:08:10 For if there was one thing Artemis liked
146 00:08:12 more than his own company,
147 00:08:14 it was being at home with his dad.
148 00:08:19 Artemis Fowl, Sr.,
149 00:08:22 a dealer of antiques and rarities
150 00:08:25 and just about every Irish fairy tale
151 00:08:28 you might care to imagine.
152 00:08:39 Except that you didn't have to imagine,
153 00:08:42 for Artemis Sr. Taught Artemis Jr.
154 00:08:45 everything there was to know
155 00:08:46 about the leprechauns and the banshees
156 00:08:49 and the sprites and the goblins.
157 00:08:52 So much so that you might even have thought
158 00:08:54 that Artemis Sr. Believed
159 00:08:56 in the legends of the little people.
160 00:08:59 He certainly shared his passion with his son
161 00:09:01 on the rare occasionswhen he wasn't away from home.
162 00:09:05 But while he was there,
163 00:09:06 he was absolutely determined to have Artemis know
164 00:09:09 all that could be known about the fairies.
165 00:09:13 To prepare the boy for a day that would come much sooner
166 00:09:16 than anyone expected.
167 00:09:20 Did I ever tell you how all those fairy stones
168 00:09:22 got to come to Fowl Manor?
169 00:09:24 Thousands of years ago, this is where the peace was made.
170 00:09:27 After the war between the human world and the Tuatha De Danaan,
171 00:09:30 a human and a fairy met...
172 00:09:33 Just tell me when you're leaving.
173 00:09:39 The helicopter's being prepared for me right now, son.
174 00:09:41 I'm sorry. I'll be back as soon as I can.
175 00:09:43 That's what you said the last time,
176 00:09:44 and the time before.
177 00:09:45 I know, Arty.
178 00:09:48 There's just one very important thing I have to do.
179 00:09:51 And I know it's been hard,
180 00:09:52 but, look, my work is coming to an end.
181 00:09:55 And like the stories, you know,
182 00:09:56 they all have an ending that just...
183 00:10:00 Well, it makes you smile.
184 00:10:03 And this one will be no different.
185 00:10:05 And when it ends, a new story will begin.
186 00:10:08 And maybe,
187 00:10:10 just maybe,
188 00:10:12 it'll be yours.
189 00:10:13 I'm not a kid anymore, Dad.
190 00:10:17 Well, you used to believe in magic.
191 00:10:18 You believed in the goblins,
192 00:10:19 and you believed in the trolls.
193 00:10:21 You believed in everything I told you about the Hill of Tara.
194 00:10:24 All I really want is to believe in you.
195 00:10:33 Okay.
196 00:10:39 Come here, son.
197 00:10:46 I love you, son.
198 00:10:48 More than you could ever know.
199 00:10:52 Then take me with you.
200 00:10:56 You're all I have now, Arty.
201 00:10:59 Let me keep you safe for a little longer.
202 00:11:07 Come on.
203 00:11:43 And remember, until I see you again,
204 00:11:46 may the road rise up to meet you.
205 00:11:49 May the wind be always at your back.
206 00:11:51 May the sun shine warm upon your face.
207 00:11:54 May the rain fall soft upon your fields.
208 00:11:58 And until we meet again,
209 00:12:01 may a friend be always near.
210 00:12:04 Good night, son.
211 00:12:06 Good night, Dad.
212 00:12:27 What are you talking about?
213 00:12:31 Yes, he took off yesterday, as planned.
214 00:12:38 What do you mean, he never arrived?
215 00:12:40 The boat was empty.
216 00:12:41 Have you checked the manifest?
217 00:12:45 How long before the media have it?
218 00:12:47 I don't know. You'd better make some inquiries.
219 00:12:54 Domovoi Butler.
220 00:12:55 Friend, mentor, bodyguard.
221 00:12:58 Ten years of martial arts training in Kyoto,
222 00:13:00 seven years of weapons training in Moscow,
223 00:13:01 six years of strength training
224 00:13:03 at Gold's Gym in Venice, California.
225 00:13:05 And under no circumstances
226 00:13:06 were you to ever call him "The Butler"
227 00:13:08 even though his last name was in fact "Butler."
228 00:13:11 You could call him "Dom," or "Domovoi,"
229 00:13:14 or "Very large man in a suit,"
230 00:13:16 but call him "The Butler," and he'd snap you in half.
231 00:13:20 Not always sunny, though.
232 00:13:21 There will be some cloud
233 00:13:23 that'll bring a few drizzles now and again,
234 00:13:25 especially along the western and northern coast.
235 00:13:28 Now back to our main story.
236 00:13:31 Authorities today launched a worldwide manhunt for Artemis Fowl.
237 00:13:36 A reclusive businessman,
238 00:13:37 but now a controversial public figure
239 00:13:39 whose superyacht, the Owl Star,
240 00:13:41 was found abandoned last night
241 00:13:43 in the South China seas.
242 00:13:45 Fowl is a known collector and antiquities dealer,
243 00:13:47 but in dramatic new revelations,
244 00:13:49 he is also suspected to have been behind
245 00:13:52 some of the biggest robberies of the past 10 years,
246 00:13:55 including the disappearance of the priceless Rosetta Stone
247 00:13:58 from the British Museum,
248 00:14:00 the irreplaceable 14th century Boru's harp,
249 00:14:03 and the iconic Book of Kells from Trinity College, Dublin.
250 00:14:07 No sign of struggle was found aboard the Owl Star
251 00:14:10 and her owner's fate is entirely unknown.
252 00:14:12 Investigations are ongoing,
253 00:14:14 but until further news of his whereabouts
254 00:14:16 can be established, doubts will remain.
255 00:14:18 My dad.
256 00:14:22 - Artemis. - Where is he, Dom?
257 00:14:24 We don't know.
258 00:14:25 I have people on the way to the wreck as we speak.
259 00:14:27 And the remaining question...
260 00:14:29 Artemis Fowl,
261 00:14:31 antiquities dealer or criminal mastermind?
262 00:14:35 How dare they!
263 00:14:36 He's not a criminal! He's my dad!
264 00:14:39 He's my dad!
265 00:14:43 Dad!
266 00:14:49 Artemis, don't answer the phone!
267 00:14:52 - Artemis! - Dad!
268 00:14:58 Hello? Dad?
269 00:15:01 Hello?
270 00:15:04 Artemis Jr., I presume.
271 00:15:06 I have your father.
272 00:15:09 What? Who is this?
273 00:15:11 Is this a hoax?
274 00:15:12 If you have my father, I want proof.
275 00:15:14 Then you shall have some.
276 00:15:16 Dad? Dad?
277 00:15:18 Artemis.
278 00:15:19 Artemis.
279 00:15:21 You listen to me, son, you stay out of this.
280 00:15:23 Okay? Do you hear me? There's no way you can help me.
281 00:15:25 It's too big. Everything I've told you is true.
282 00:15:27 It's all true!
283 00:15:28 Your father stole something from me and hid it.
284 00:15:30 My enemies have prevented me from retrieving it myself.
285 00:15:33 You will do so on my behalf.
286 00:15:35 Find the Aculos, or you will never see him again.
287 00:15:38 Artemis!
288 00:15:40 What's the Aculos?
289 00:15:41 You're a clever boy.
290 00:15:43 You'll work it out.
291 00:15:44 You have three days.
292 00:15:47 Artemis, what did they say?
293 00:15:48 Word for word.
294 00:15:51 Whoever it was...
295 00:15:52 - Man? Woman? - I couldn't tell.
296 00:15:53 But they were asking for something called the Aculos.
297 00:15:55 What is it?
298 00:15:58 Artemis, get dressed and come with me.
299 00:16:06 You weren't supposed to see this yet.
300 00:16:27 Your father would kill me if he knew we were here.
301 00:16:30 I'm showing you because I have no choice.
302 00:16:33 What is all this?
303 00:16:34 This is where your father kept his entire life's work.
304 00:16:37 And his father, and his father before him.
305 00:16:42 It's not what it looks like, Artemis.
306 00:16:43 Everything in this room was acquired for a specific reason.
307 00:16:47 Sometimes to protect its secrets,
308 00:16:49 sometimes to keep it from falling into the wrong hands.
309 00:16:52 These are relics from another world.
310 00:16:55 I don't understand.
311 00:16:57 I was never meant to share the details of your family business.
312 00:17:00 These relics have been passed down through the generations.
313 00:17:03 They're secrets that your father had intended to share with you
314 00:17:06 when the time was right.
315 00:17:07 But the fairies are a myth.
316 00:17:09 None of this is actually true.
317 00:17:10 Look around you, Arty.
318 00:17:12 Maybe those stories can help us find him.
319 00:17:18 But where to begin?
320 00:17:19 I don't see anything about an Aculos, do you?
321 00:17:22 No.
322 00:17:23 I helped him catalogue much of this,
323 00:17:25 but he never mentioned such a thing.
324 00:17:26 And he always shared his discoveries with me.
325 00:17:29 The only thing he kept private was his journal.
326 00:17:31 Then that's what we have to find.
327 00:17:33 I wouldn't know where to begin to look.
328 00:17:35 Could your father have ever given you a clue
329 00:17:37 as to where to start?
330 00:17:40 He never told me how to start,
331 00:17:42 but he may have told me how to end.
332 00:17:46 - End? - Yeah.
333 00:17:48 He read the same poem to me every night before bed
334 00:17:50 and every time he left.
335 00:17:53 "May the road rise up to meet you.
336 00:17:56 May the wind be always at your back.
337 00:17:58 May the sun shine warm upon your face."
338 00:18:04 "May the rains fall soft upon your fields."
339 00:18:09 Who wrote this poem, Arty?
340 00:18:12 Nobody knows.
341 00:18:13 That's just it.
342 00:18:15 Then how do you find it?
343 00:18:17 It's known as "The Irish Blessing."
344 00:18:22 It's a journal.
345 00:18:24 It's Dad's journal.
346 00:18:25 Go to the last entry.
347 00:18:33 "She's hunting me now and would kill me to find it.
348 00:18:36 She knows the truth of what Beechwood gave me before he died.
349 00:18:39 They know we have the Aculos."
350 00:18:41 The voice on the phone told you to find it.
351 00:18:44 "The Aculos cannot fall into the wrong hands.
352 00:18:46 It had to be protected,
353 00:18:48 even from the fairies themselves.
354 00:18:51 Time to believe."
355 00:18:53 Time to believe in fairies?
356 00:18:55 But they're not real.
357 00:18:59 Are they?
358 00:19:03 But as Artemis would soon find out,
359 00:19:05 they are very real
360 00:19:07 and they've been living right under your feet for 1,000 years.
361 00:19:12 And their cities at the center of the Earth
362 00:19:15 are not something out of a storybook.
363 00:19:19 Oh, no.
364 00:19:21 They are just as real as you.
365 00:19:24 Diverse and strange and beautiful.
366 00:19:28 Ladies and gentlemen,
367 00:19:29 welcome to the wondrous, thriving metropolis
368 00:19:32 that is Haven City,
369 00:19:36 home of the fairies.
370 00:19:50 You have now arrived at Haven City Central,
371 00:19:52 this transporter's terminus.
372 00:19:54 Please make sure you take all your belongings with you
373 00:19:56 before leaving the transporter.
374 00:19:58 Officer Holly Short,
375 00:19:59 two minutes to security briefing.
376 00:20:08 Our main story this morning.
377 00:20:10 As a second week passes,
378 00:20:11 there is still no sign of the Aculos.
379 00:20:14 Fears are rising.
380 00:20:15 However, authorities assure us
381 00:20:17 the crisis will be swiftly handled.
382 00:20:20 Even so, doubts are mounting.
383 00:20:40 Yeah. Thank you.
384 00:20:53 See, this is my favorite part.
385 00:20:57 Mainly because I'm in it.
386 00:21:01 Keep an eye out, brothers.
387 00:21:02 We dwarves gotta watch each other's backs,
388 00:21:04 am I right?
389 00:21:06 Lay low, I'll get us out of here.
390 00:21:07 You're not a dwarf.
391 00:21:09 - No, I am, I'm a dwarf. - No, you're not.
392 00:21:11 I am a giant dwarf.
393 00:21:13 You've got a big mouth for a dwarf.
394 00:21:16 You won't talk so much at Howler's Peak.
395 00:21:19 That's where we goblins do the talking.
396 00:21:24 And what we say goes.
397 00:21:27 Next!
398 00:21:30 Hi there, gents.
399 00:21:32 Mulch Diggums.
400 00:21:34 Two G's in Diggums.
401 00:21:36 Tunneling and entering.
402 00:21:37 Repeat offender. 400 years.
403 00:21:39 Yeah, that sounds about right.
404 00:21:41 Hey, hey, hey. Knock it off. Knock it off.
405 00:21:45 Knock it off!
406 00:21:50 Next! Move!
407 00:21:52 Officer Short.
408 00:21:53 Good to see you.
409 00:21:55 What are you in for this time, Mulch?
410 00:21:56 Tunneling and entering.
411 00:21:57 Put in a good word for me, will you?
412 00:21:59 You know I'm an artist.
413 00:22:00 Yeah. A con artist.
414 00:22:01 Art is art.
415 00:22:02 Great artists are never understood.
416 00:22:03 Hey, you and I would make a great team, you know?
417 00:22:06 Me cracking safes, tunneling into banks,
418 00:22:09 you watching my back
419 00:22:10 with your tiny but effective fairy weapons.
420 00:22:12 That's your plan?
421 00:22:12 Less of a plan, more of a lifestyle choice.
422 00:22:14 By the way, this your wallet?
423 00:22:16 Stop picking my pockets!
424 00:22:18 Think of my children, Holly.
425 00:22:20 - You don't have children. - Not yet.
426 00:22:22 Prisoner for processing.
427 00:22:23 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, don't go yet.
428 00:22:26 We're the same, you know?
429 00:22:28 Your last name is Short. My whole body is short.
430 00:22:30 You're not short.
431 00:22:32 I keep telling you that.
432 00:22:34 That's just discriminatory.
433 00:22:36 I'll write it off as ignorance because I love you!
434 00:22:40 And thanks for the music.
435 00:22:41 Move it now.
436 00:22:42 I am very much a dwarf.
437 00:22:45 Over here!
438 00:23:05 Briar Cudgeon.
439 00:23:08 Is this about my appeal?
440 00:23:10 Yes, you will be a commander again.
441 00:23:12 All charges dropped.
442 00:23:15 I've convinced the executors
443 00:23:16 to grant a pardon after your court-martial.
444 00:23:20 Commander Root was powerless to stop it.
445 00:23:24 Who are you?
446 00:23:25 My fairy godmother?
447 00:23:28 Yes, only now you work for me.
448 00:23:32 The Fowl boy is in play,
449 00:23:33 and I want nothing that prevents him
450 00:23:35 from bringing me the Aculos.
451 00:23:37 You will infiltrate Fairy Command on my behalf.
452 00:23:41 I spy?
453 00:23:42 You spy or you die.
454 00:24:00 Morning, Shorty.
455 00:24:06 Leprecon!
456 00:24:12 Commander! What are all these rumors about the Aculos?
457 00:24:14 Knock it off!
458 00:24:17 You've seen the news.
459 00:24:18 The Aculos is still missing.
460 00:24:21 Kelp, Verbil, B Squad, C Squad,
461 00:24:24 you're all on triple night duty downtown.
462 00:24:28 The delicate balance of peace in our world
463 00:24:31 now hangs by a narrow thread.
464 00:24:34 Until the Aculos is safely returned,
465 00:24:37 our entire civilization is at risk from the humans
466 00:24:42 or from enemies amongst our own kind.
467 00:24:45 There is a dark force at work,
468 00:24:47 and it will stop at nothing until it has the Aculos.
469 00:24:52 So keep your eyes peeled.
470 00:24:55 See it and report it.
471 00:24:58 We must recover the Aculos and protect our anonymity.
472 00:25:03 For the peace to remain, so must our secret existence.
473 00:25:08 Preserve that at all costs.
474 00:25:10 Jeopardize it,
475 00:25:12 and I'll have you incarcerated at Howler's Peak.
476 00:25:17 Any questions?
477 00:25:18 No? Good.
478 00:25:20 Get to work.
479 00:25:23 Commander Root!
480 00:25:25 Yes, what is it?
481 00:25:27 Commander, I have a new lead on my father.
482 00:25:29 He was at the Hill of Tara.
483 00:25:31 - You're not going. - But, Commander...
484 00:25:33 That's an order.
485 00:25:34 Not a request.
486 00:25:35 Yes, Commander.
487 00:25:43 A word of advice.
488 00:25:45 You're 84, you're young,
489 00:25:49 you have your whole life ahead of you.
490 00:25:52 You'll have plenty of missions to fly, Holly.
491 00:26:02 And you can be a good officer.
492 00:26:05 Just don't make this personal.
493 00:26:12 Let them take care of the Aculos.
494 00:26:27 With Artemis Sr. Gone...
495 00:26:29 Let's go with backup.
496 00:26:30 Domovoi knew the stakes couldn't be higher.
497 00:26:32 He knew he would need to bring in some reinforcements.
498 00:26:35 Someone he could trust to watch his back
499 00:26:37 to help protect Fowl Manor.
500 00:26:43 There was only one person he knew
501 00:26:45 who fully understood tactical reconnaissance,
502 00:26:47 Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu,
503 00:26:49 and the complicated mind of a 12-year-old.
504 00:26:53 Another 12-year-old.
505 00:26:56 His niece, Juliet Butler.
506 00:27:02 No links found.
507 00:27:03 Artemis.
508 00:27:04 The searching's important,
509 00:27:05 but you can't forget the basics.
510 00:27:08 - Eat. - There's no time.
511 00:27:10 You've done 12 hours straight.
512 00:27:11 It appears to be nowhere in this house
513 00:27:13 - and yet it has to be. - Zero matches.
514 00:27:16 You're not giving up, are you?
515 00:27:17 Of course not.
516 00:27:18 But I think I may know the problem.
517 00:27:19 I'm not the one to find it.
518 00:27:22 So, how do we summon
519 00:27:23 this mysterious finder of Aculoses?
520 00:27:26 The fairies, of course. They'll help us.
521 00:27:28 Will they?
522 00:27:30 With a bit of persuasion.
523 00:27:32 And do you know where they are?
524 00:27:34 In my father's journal,
525 00:27:36 he wrote of a fairy
526 00:27:37 who would periodically visit the oak tree on the Hill of Tara.
527 00:27:41 She's our best option,
528 00:27:42 because their world, it's too well hidden.
529 00:27:45 And their books,
530 00:27:46 it's not just a different language,
531 00:27:48 it's encoded.
532 00:27:54 Of course it's encoded.
533 00:27:56 By this guy. Foaly.
534 00:27:58 Fairy tech genius and centaur.
535 00:28:01 Foaly!
536 00:28:01 Do not ask him for a ride.
537 00:28:03 Hello, Holly.
538 00:28:04 I learned that the hard way.
539 00:28:05 Commander.
540 00:28:07 What is it, Foaly?
541 00:28:08 We have a problem.
542 00:28:10 One of ours is unaccounted for on the surface.
543 00:28:12 Elf? Dwarf? Goblin?
544 00:28:14 Hard to tell. But it's big.
545 00:28:17 Could be a deep-tunnel breakout.
546 00:28:19 Perhaps through a vault or dormant volcano.
547 00:28:22 Send someone up to identify it.
548 00:28:27 All active duty officers are downtown
549 00:28:29 searching for the Aculos.
550 00:28:34 - Officer Short. - Yes, Commander.
551 00:28:36 - I'm sending you up there. - Yes, Commander.
552 00:28:37 Identify, report,
553 00:28:39 - but do not engage. - Yes, Commander.
554 00:28:41 - Clear? - Crystal.
555 00:28:42 - Go, go! - Thank you, Commander.
556 00:28:43 Commander.
557 00:28:47 Two minutes until Lava Launch.
558 00:28:49 Authorized personnel only on the launch site.
559 00:28:52 This is the quickest way we can take you to the surface
560 00:28:54 so pay attention.
561 00:28:56 You'll be sitting on 200,000 tons of molten lava
562 00:28:58 and traveling at over 600 miles an hour,
563 00:29:00 so don't get out until I give the all-clear.
564 00:29:04 Otherwise, it's...
565 00:29:06 Goodbye, Holly. Rest in pieces.
566 00:29:07 No need to sound so excited about it.
567 00:29:09 What can I say? I just love science.
568 00:29:15 Foaly?
569 00:29:18 Boy.
570 00:29:30 Lava Launch
571 00:29:31 in 30 seconds and counting.
572 00:29:34 Stay shielded once you're up there.
573 00:29:37 - Total invisibility. - Yes, Commander.
574 00:29:40 Magma flare in 12, 11...
575 00:29:43 The last thing we need
576 00:29:44 is a fairy sighting on top of everything else.
577 00:29:47 Hello, Commander.
578 00:29:49 This is not the time.
579 00:29:51 We have an unidentified runner on the surface.
580 00:29:54 Hold on to your breakfast, Holly!
581 00:29:56 This is gonna be a bumpy ride!
582 00:29:58 Is this the best we can do?
583 00:30:00 Send in the daughter of Beechwood Short, the traitor?
584 00:30:02 You're not fit to say his name.
585 00:30:10 Beechwood Short used his magic to steal the Aculos from us,
586 00:30:13 which, need I remind you,
587 00:30:15 is the most precious artifact in our civilization.
588 00:30:18 The Aculos was stolen on your watch.
589 00:30:20 He has put our entire people in danger and disappeared.
590 00:30:23 In my book, that's a traitor.
591 00:30:24 Get out, Cudgeon, before I throw you out.
592 00:30:26 The executors are watching you, Root.
593 00:30:29 And I am their eyes and ears. And I see everything.
594 00:30:34 Carry on.
595 00:30:46 Ejecting you now.
596 00:30:52 Come on! Yes!
597 00:31:13 Artemis, I'm in position.
598 00:31:17 Domovoi, anything to report from the Hill of Tara?
599 00:31:22 - Yes. I'm freezing. - Understood.
600 00:31:24 Now, the oak tree's where Dad saw that fairy,
601 00:31:27 and for my plan to work,
602 00:31:28 we need her.
603 00:31:29 And what exactly is your plan?
604 00:31:31 Keep watching.
605 00:31:33 Trust me.
606 00:31:34 Copy that.
607 00:31:37 Head east towards Martina Franca.
608 00:31:42 Officer Short, your orders are to
609 00:31:44 contain that thing until Memory Wipe arrives.
610 00:31:47 Is that understood?
611 00:31:48 Yes, Commander.
612 00:32:06 Approaching Martina Franca.
613 00:32:55 Runner located.
614 00:32:57 It's a full-sized troll!
615 00:32:59 Pick on someone your own size!
616 00:33:13 I want a Time Freeze around that thing
617 00:33:14 before anyone gets eaten.
618 00:33:16 Are you sure, Commander?
619 00:33:17 We'll need authorization from the executors.
620 00:33:18 I'll take full responsibility. Go!
621 00:33:21 Time Freeze capsule released!
622 00:33:36 Do not use magic on that human.
623 00:33:38 Do you read me?
624 00:33:39 She's hurt.
625 00:33:46 Come on.
626 00:33:47 Come on!
627 00:33:50 Go! Now!
628 00:33:57 Time Freeze loading.
629 00:33:58 Set focus for interior paralysis only.
630 00:34:01 Leave these people alone!
631 00:34:15 Fire.
632 00:34:40 Retrieval.
633 00:34:42 Get that thing back where it belongs
634 00:34:45 and mind-wipe all those humans
635 00:34:47 who think they've seen a fairy or a troll.
636 00:35:04 L.E.P., begin withdrawal.
637 00:35:10 Good work, Officer Short.
638 00:35:11 Now get yourself home immediately.
639 00:35:13 Yes, Commander.
640 00:35:16 That's an order.
641 00:35:22 Mind wipe complete.
642 00:35:23 Prepare to release Time Freeze.
643 00:36:03 Um, Commander Root,
644 00:36:04 it looks like Holly may be taking a slight detour.
645 00:36:07 Officer Short.
646 00:36:10 Where are you going?
647 00:36:11 To clear my father's name!
648 00:36:13 I'll have her badge for this.
649 00:36:15 That's a bit harsh, isn't it?
650 00:36:16 Shut up, Foaly, or I'll have yours, too.
651 00:36:20 These are dangerous times.
652 00:36:22 I've lost a friend
653 00:36:23 and soon, Artemis will begin to know
654 00:36:25 the rumors about me and the thefts.
655 00:36:28 Is he ready for the truth?
656 00:36:30 That a darkness threatens
657 00:36:31 both the human and the fairy worlds?
658 00:36:34 When Beechwood came to me, I knew there was no choice.
659 00:36:37 The Aculos was being targeted.
660 00:36:40 In the wrong hands, it would mean access
661 00:36:42 to the greatest spells in fairy lore.
662 00:36:44 One could teleport armies, wipe out life.
663 00:36:48 The wrong hands are now very close.
664 00:36:51 They belong to a brilliant fairy.
665 00:36:55 Perhaps the greatest of them all.
666 00:36:57 But gone to the bad.
667 00:36:59 Name, Opal Koboi.
668 00:37:11 You are now approaching the sacred Hill of Tara.
669 00:37:14 Coordinates 1-8-3-8-7.
670 00:37:16 Officer Short! Return immediate...
671 00:37:18 Communication disabled.
672 00:37:38 Dom. The fairies.
673 00:37:41 They're real.
674 00:37:48 Everything my father said was true.
675 00:38:13 Reload. Quick! Quick!
676 00:38:16 Fire!
677 00:38:23 We got one.
678 00:38:26 Holly Short just dropped off the grid.
679 00:38:27 I've lost sound and visual.
680 00:38:28 I warned her not to disobey me.
681 00:38:30 We can't rule out an interception.
682 00:38:32 Give me her last coordinates.
683 00:38:34 She just arrived on the Hill of Tara in Ireland.
684 00:38:37 I checked the maps.
685 00:38:38 The only human habitation anywhere near it is...
686 00:38:40 Fowl Manor.
687 00:38:41 You know it?
688 00:38:43 Alert all personnel.
689 00:38:46 I'm launching a full-scale recovery.
690 00:38:49 - All personnel, Commander? - Land, sea, and air.
691 00:38:51 There's a fairy unaccounted for in the real world.
692 00:38:53 If the humans see it, we'll lose everything.
693 00:38:56 Dear me, Root.
694 00:38:57 Are you losing your touch?
695 00:38:58 Errant trolls? Abducted fairies?
696 00:39:00 Whatever next?
697 00:39:01 If the executors find out about this,
698 00:39:03 you'll be finished.
699 00:39:04 Get the four-leaf clover out of here.
700 00:39:19 Not happy!
701 00:39:24 And what if you look one in the eye?
702 00:39:25 Don't.
703 00:39:26 They're trained in arts like telekinesis,
704 00:39:29 hypnosis, and mesmerism.
705 00:39:31 Correct.
706 00:39:33 So?
707 00:39:35 Defensive options?
708 00:39:36 Humans should wear reflective glasses
709 00:39:39 in order to escape mind control.
710 00:39:42 Good.
711 00:39:43 What is unique about dwarves?
712 00:39:45 Besides digging,
713 00:39:46 they're master thieves and pickpockets.
714 00:39:48 And why?
715 00:39:49 They're obsessed with treasure
716 00:39:51 and can't resist searching for it.
717 00:39:57 Where am I?
718 00:39:59 I'm impressed.
719 00:40:00 You speak English.
720 00:40:01 Speak English? Of course I speak English.
721 00:40:03 I thought you might be hungry.
722 00:40:05 Look, I don't know what fairies eat,
723 00:40:07 but I thought maybe salad?
724 00:40:08 Yeah, whatever.
725 00:40:09 I bet you have beautiful eyes.
726 00:40:13 I wish I could see them.
727 00:40:14 That's not going to work.
728 00:40:16 We've got protection.
729 00:40:17 Who are you? What do you want from me?
730 00:40:19 You're part of the plan.
731 00:40:20 - Who's in charge here? - I am.
732 00:40:22 You're just a child.
733 00:40:23 Welcome to Fowl Manor, Officer Short.
734 00:40:25 - How do you know my name? - It's on your helmet.
735 00:40:28 But it's in Gnomish.
736 00:40:29 Correct. I've read all about you.
737 00:40:31 You've what?
738 00:40:32 I'm here to officially invite you into my home.
739 00:40:35 Invite me? You just shot me!
740 00:40:38 You must now do whatever I demand.
741 00:40:40 You'll have to keep me here forever.
742 00:40:41 If that's what you want.
743 00:40:43 You'll never get away with this.
744 00:40:45 My people will come for me.
745 00:40:48 That's what I hoped you'd say.
746 00:40:51 This isn't over.
747 00:40:53 You expect us to believe
748 00:40:54 he did something this dangerous?
749 00:40:56 He captured a living fairy. What do you think?
750 00:40:59 Try to imagine if humans suddenly found out
751 00:41:01 there was a world of magical creatures
752 00:41:03 living beneath them.
753 00:41:04 Most human beings are afraid of gluten.
754 00:41:06 How do you think they'd handle goblins?
755 00:41:08 Artemis wanted the Aculos to save his father's life.
756 00:41:12 And at last, his master plan
757 00:41:14 was starting to fall into place.
758 00:41:15 He had his first piece.
759 00:41:17 Bait.
760 00:41:18 But now, a storm was coming his way.
761 00:41:21 And the fate of both of our worlds
762 00:41:22 was in the hands of young Artemis Fowl.
763 00:41:36 Artemis. Dom.
764 00:41:40 It's like the whole world is ending.
765 00:41:42 The fairies are doing it.
766 00:41:43 They're creating a Time Freeze.
767 00:41:45 I beg your pardon?
768 00:41:46 It's a kind of temporal vacuum that they create
769 00:41:49 so they can operate unseen by the human eye.
770 00:41:52 I read about it in Dad's journal.
771 00:41:55 It's formidable.
772 00:41:56 Einstein and Hawking were right.
773 00:41:58 Time is bending all over.
774 00:42:00 Anything could happen now.
775 00:42:02 Anything's possible.
776 00:42:03 And while it holds,
777 00:42:04 the perfect conditions for an attack.
778 00:42:07 Exactly.
779 00:42:14 We just picked up your friends arriving.
780 00:42:16 Can't wait to meet them.
781 00:42:17 You won't even see them.
782 00:42:18 Whatever you're planning will fail.
783 00:42:20 Fairies do not negotiate.
784 00:42:24 You can't win!
785 00:42:26 We'll see about that.
786 00:42:33 Sweet.
787 00:42:35 Incredible.
788 00:42:43 En garde!
789 00:42:45 You are so dead.
790 00:42:47 The pair of you.
791 00:42:50 Foaly, I need that Time Freeze now.
792 00:42:53 Exterior only.
793 00:42:54 I need the inside to be alive.
794 00:42:56 I have to talk to that kid.
795 00:42:57 Receiver dishes in position, check.
796 00:43:32 Time Freeze successful!
797 00:44:27 Top of the mornin'.
798 00:44:34 They're coming for her.
799 00:44:35 Artemis, do you really think this is going to work?
800 00:44:38 Who knows?
801 00:44:39 I'm going to need the suit.
802 00:44:50 Send in the advance team.
803 00:44:51 Yes, Commander.
804 00:44:55 Capture only.
805 00:44:57 We need the humans unharmed.
806 00:44:59 We scare them. We do not kill them.
807 00:45:02 I want them alive.
808 00:45:05 Scared, Artemis?
809 00:45:07 A little bit.
810 00:45:09 But I prefer scared to dead, if possible.
811 00:45:11 I agree.
812 00:45:13 If possible.
813 00:45:14 - What are they doing? - Unarmed?
814 00:45:16 Against all of us?
815 00:45:18 Take the shot!
816 00:45:19 Stop them!
817 00:45:19 They have Officer Short's weapon.
818 00:45:28 Behind you, Dom!
819 00:45:37 No!
820 00:45:39 Shoot the Time Freeze capsule!
821 00:45:41 Take the shot!
822 00:45:53 He's destabilized the Time Freeze.
823 00:45:55 How long do we have?
824 00:45:57 I can try to patch it, but it's not going to hold!
825 00:45:59 This is serious. Whatever you're going to do,
826 00:46:01 you need to do it fast.
827 00:46:06 Send in someone to negotiate.
828 00:46:08 You have five minutes.
829 00:46:10 No.
830 00:46:14 Well, it appears your clever little son
831 00:46:18 has kidnapped a fairy.
832 00:46:20 He has your flair for the dramatic.
833 00:46:23 Why are you doing this?
834 00:46:25 Why? It's very simple.
835 00:46:28 Revenge.
836 00:46:31 Not only did your people wage war on mine,
837 00:46:34 considered yourself superior in every way,
838 00:46:37 mocked us, reviled us,
839 00:46:39 dismissed us as the little people,
840 00:46:42 but as soon as we were gone,
841 00:46:44 you reduced us further to silly stories.
842 00:46:48 To have people laugh at us, or to frighten the children.
843 00:46:52 You can't win.
844 00:46:53 You underestimate your people and mine.
845 00:46:56 Fairies and humans are incapable of friendship.
846 00:46:59 Incapable of coexistence.
847 00:47:02 With the Aculos, I will rise to the surface
848 00:47:04 then release my army to take over the Earth
849 00:47:06 and own both worlds
850 00:47:08 and systematically wipe out all of mankind.
851 00:47:11 Then, I will restore fairies to their rightful place
852 00:47:14 as humanity crumbles beneath us.
853 00:47:17 Some said I was mad.
854 00:47:19 They wouldn't listen to me.
855 00:47:21 Guess what?
856 00:47:23 They're listening now.
857 00:47:31 My name is Commander Root.
858 00:47:35 I invite you into my house.
859 00:47:38 Nice try.
860 00:47:39 I'm here to negotiate.
861 00:47:42 Who's in charge here?
862 00:47:44 I am.
863 00:47:45 You're only ten years old.
864 00:47:47 Twelve. How old are you?
865 00:47:50 If you must know,
866 00:47:52 I'm going to be 803 in May.
867 00:47:56 What's your name?
868 00:47:57 Artemis Fowl.
869 00:48:03 So, that explains it.
870 00:48:05 You Fowls have been giving us trouble for centuries.
871 00:48:09 Where's your thieving father these days?
872 00:48:12 I wouldn't worry about that.
873 00:48:14 Now, listen carefully, Artemis Fowl.
874 00:48:17 Unless you release Officer Short immediately,
875 00:48:21 I'll destroy this house and everyone in it.
876 00:48:23 And I will expose your existence to the world.
877 00:48:27 You can't. You're in a Time Freeze.
878 00:48:29 You can't get out.
879 00:48:31 But only for another 27 minutes.
880 00:48:33 Commander, here are my terms.
881 00:48:35 Bring me the Aculos, and Officer Short goes free.
882 00:48:39 I beg your pardon?
883 00:48:41 You heard me. The Aculos.
884 00:48:42 In one of those pots.
885 00:48:44 From under a rainbow, I presume.
886 00:48:46 I warn you, we do not pay ransoms.
887 00:48:51 We never have, and we never will.
888 00:48:53 You might just want to reconsider that.
889 00:48:56 I'll give you 15 minutes.
890 00:48:58 And in case you're thinking of storming the house,
891 00:49:01 no fairies are allowed to enter it while I'm alive.
892 00:49:05 As you say. While you're alive.
893 00:49:12 Who is this child?
894 00:49:14 I think he said he was Artemis Fowl, Jr.
895 00:49:16 Shut up, Foaly.
896 00:49:17 Can't anyone ask a rhetorical question around here?
897 00:49:20 But he's going to find out we don't even have the Aculos
898 00:49:22 and we can't storm the house. That's fairy rules.
899 00:49:24 He never said anything about dwarves.
900 00:49:26 Remember what I said about not underestimating the kid?
901 00:49:29 Well, here's exactly why.
902 00:49:31 The next piece of his plan was set in motion.
903 00:49:34 Knowing the fairies couldn't enter Fowl Manor,
904 00:49:35 he forced their hand and set the stage for the entrance
905 00:49:39 of the true hero of our tale.
906 00:49:41 Well, if you ask me, that is.
907 00:49:46 Get me Mulch Diggums.
908 00:49:51 The kid's plan was fiendishly clever.
909 00:49:54 He just had to get me in the house
910 00:49:55 because he knew the truth about dwarves.
911 00:50:00 We can't resist treasure,
912 00:50:01 which is what brought me back to this cozy little jail cell.
913 00:50:04 See, this was my third time in Howler's Peak,
914 00:50:06 the worst prison in Haven City.
915 00:50:09 My first time in, I did 164 years.
916 00:50:12 But this time, I came with music,
917 00:50:14 courtesy of Officer Holly Short.
918 00:50:38 1984, Foreigner!
919 00:50:40 It's a real classic.
920 00:50:42 You know, if you like human music.
921 00:50:45 You seem like more of a glam kind of guy.
922 00:50:48 What are you looking at, dwarf?
923 00:50:49 Your eyes.
924 00:50:52 Just wondering what thoughts lie behind
925 00:50:55 those two impenetrable windows.
926 00:51:02 So, you like eating dirt.
927 00:51:05 Well, I don't know if "like" is the right term.
928 00:51:10 Tunneling is kinda something I have to do.
929 00:51:11 It's an occupational hazard.
930 00:51:14 Just don't stand behind you while you're doing it, right?
931 00:51:25 So, this just got awkward.
932 00:51:28 Are you laughin' at me, dwarf?
933 00:51:30 At you? No.
934 00:51:31 I was just following their social cues.
935 00:51:33 Because I'm not laughing.
936 00:51:34 Yeah, I can tell.
937 00:51:38 Guards.
938 00:51:40 They're really understaffed here.
939 00:51:42 Hi.
940 00:51:46 Do you like fire, too?
941 00:51:48 No. Not so much. That's...
942 00:51:50 So you know, no dwarf really likes fire.
943 00:51:54 Careful, careful.
944 00:51:56 We could all go up in flames.
945 00:51:58 Not us.
946 00:51:59 Our skin is completely fireproof.
947 00:52:02 That's right, isn't it? Forgot about that.
948 00:52:05 Your skin may be fireproof,
949 00:52:08 but what about your brain?
950 00:52:15 Mulch Diggums!
951 00:52:18 Commander Root wants to see you.
952 00:52:19 Exceptional timing.
953 00:52:26 Goodbye, gentlemen.
954 00:52:34 So, I just spoke to your boss.
955 00:52:36 I think she got the message.
956 00:52:38 How are you expecting this to end?
957 00:52:39 With me getting what I want.
958 00:52:41 Which is what, exactly?
959 00:52:43 My father's safe return.
960 00:52:44 This has nothing to do with your father.
961 00:52:47 Look at you with that grin.
962 00:52:49 Thinking you're outsmarting everyone
963 00:52:51 in your little suit and sunglasses.
964 00:52:54 You're enjoying all this.
965 00:52:56 You think it's a game.
966 00:52:58 Game?
967 00:52:59 My father was kidnapped.
968 00:53:01 My father is dead.
969 00:53:04 Can I trust you?
970 00:53:06 You'll have to. You have no choice.
971 00:53:12 How did he die?
972 00:53:14 It was on the Hill of Tara.
973 00:53:16 He was ambushed by one of our kind
974 00:53:19 because he'd stolen something called the Aculos.
975 00:53:23 I've read in my father's journals about the Aculos.
976 00:53:28 About a fairy who swore to protect it.
977 00:53:30 A fairy named Beechwood.
978 00:53:32 Beechwood Short was my father.
979 00:53:36 He knew how dangerous the Aculos can be.
980 00:53:39 It can open portals between worlds.
981 00:53:42 A skeleton key for the whole universe.
982 00:53:44 He hid it.
983 00:53:45 And for that, some say that he was a criminal.
984 00:53:49 That's what they say about my dad.
985 00:53:52 But you know it's not true.
986 00:54:02 That hurt!
987 00:54:12 Artemis, it looks like we've got another visitor.
988 00:54:19 Commander, Time Freeze integrity down to 60%.
989 00:54:24 Understood.
990 00:54:25 Hold it together, Foaly.
991 00:54:31 Mulch.
992 00:54:33 This is a one-time offer.
993 00:54:35 Fifty years off your sentence
994 00:54:38 if you'll dig your way into Fowl Manor
995 00:54:40 and bring out Officer Short.
996 00:54:41 Commander Root,
997 00:54:43 do you mind if I call you...
998 00:54:45 I actually don't know your first name.
999 00:54:47 Let me guess. Britney.
1000 00:54:50 I'm way off, aren't I?
1001 00:54:52 It appears to me like you've got a big problem on your hands.
1002 00:54:55 But?
1003 00:54:56 Has anyone ever told you you're like David Bowie
1004 00:54:59 if David Bowie were a fairy?
1005 00:55:01 So, essentially, you're David Bowie.
1006 00:55:04 Do you think the humans will ever find out he was one of us?
1007 00:55:07 Anyway,
1008 00:55:09 50 years off my sentence just isn't gonna cut it here.
1009 00:55:13 I know what you want. I can't give you that.
1010 00:55:15 Come on, Root.
1011 00:55:16 Please.
1012 00:55:18 I just... I just want to be small.
1013 00:55:20 I just want to be normal, like the rest of my kind.
1014 00:55:25 To be accepted.
1015 00:55:28 You fairies got magic coming out of your ears.
1016 00:55:31 What have I got?
1017 00:55:32 Three, four feet I don't need.
1018 00:55:34 Look, a giant dwarf is exactly what I need right now.
1019 00:55:37 A big, fast, hungry tunneler
1020 00:55:40 who'll dig their way into that house.
1021 00:55:42 It's your choice.
1022 00:55:44 Either bring out Officer Short or get back to jail.
1023 00:55:48 Listen to the two of us
1024 00:55:50 grunting at each other
1025 00:55:52 like a pair of hippos with a throat infection.
1026 00:55:55 A criminal?
1027 00:55:57 A criminal. That's what you think I am?
1028 00:56:00 I am so much more than a criminal.
1029 00:56:04 Um, technically, most of what I do is criminal activity,
1030 00:56:09 but I'm also an artist.
1031 00:56:13 You're picking my pocket.
1032 00:56:17 Okay. A hundred years off my sentence
1033 00:56:19 and a single cell with no goblins.
1034 00:56:20 Single cell and 55 years.
1035 00:56:22 - Seventy-five. - Sixty.
1036 00:56:23 - Seventy-four. - Done. Officers!
1037 00:56:26 You reading me, Mulch?
1038 00:56:27 Loud and clear, horsey.
1039 00:56:31 Dwarfus Giaganticus.
1040 00:56:35 Dwarfus Giaganticus.
1041 00:56:40 Everybody,
1042 00:56:41 stand back.
1043 00:56:47 It's feeding time.
1044 00:57:14 I'm in.
1045 00:57:18 I know that sound.
1046 00:57:20 Mulch Diggums.
1047 00:57:26 Mulch,
1048 00:57:27 I'm switching your iris-cam to X-ray.
1049 00:57:29 That's good. You do you, Foaly.
1050 00:57:31 You might feel a slight pinch.
1051 00:57:34 - You son of a... - Sorry!
1052 00:57:36 What would your parents be?
1053 00:57:39 We have a visitor.
1054 00:57:41 What is it?
1055 00:57:43 It's in the portrait gallery.
1056 00:57:47 It's like a really, really big dwarf.
1057 00:57:54 Yes.
1058 00:57:55 Right on schedule.
1059 00:57:57 Well, if I was gonna be manipulated,
1060 00:57:59 might as well be by the best.
1061 00:58:01 And make no mistake, the kid is the best.
1062 00:58:04 House marks the spot.
1063 00:58:11 What have we here?
1064 00:58:25 TXTL5000The TXTL 5000.
1065 00:58:28 He's discovered a safe.
1066 00:58:30 Let him open it.
1067 00:58:31 That's exactly what I want.
1068 00:58:40 We meet again.
1069 00:58:44 So, they've sent in a dwarf.
1070 00:58:46 Look, I need your help.
1071 00:58:49 Listen, if I let you out,
1072 00:58:51 will you promise not to take command of my brain?
1073 00:58:53 I want nothing to do with that brain.
1074 00:59:08 And...
1075 00:59:17 Bingo!
1076 00:59:19 Temperamental.
1077 00:59:21 You've evolved.
1078 00:59:24 But so have I.
1079 00:59:28 Sounds like you're not the only one opening locks.
1080 00:59:31 By the way, if you run,
1081 00:59:32 I will expose your existence to the world.
1082 00:59:37 You are my guest.
1083 00:59:39 I invited you in. The rules are clear.
1084 00:59:42 They are, but you think you can trust me?
1085 00:59:49 Now you can trust me.
1086 00:59:51 Fair enough.
1087 00:59:53 Let's find that dwarf.
1088 00:59:55 Eight new motion-sensitive tumblers.
1089 00:59:58 You devil.
1090 01:00:04 It can't be.
1091 01:00:06 Holy moly!
1092 01:00:17 Step back, Mr. Diggums.
1093 01:00:20 It's real. It's perfect.
1094 01:00:22 The Aculos.
1095 01:00:24 The most powerful treasure in the fairy world.
1096 01:00:36 Don't.
1097 01:00:38 It will kill you if you use it.
1098 01:00:40 If any human does.
1099 01:00:43 I don't need to use it.
1100 01:00:45 Because my bargaining position just got a whole lot stronger.
1101 01:00:48 The fairies outside mustn't get to hear that we have this.
1102 01:00:51 I'm sorry, human,
1103 01:00:54 but they already know.
1104 01:01:07 There's been a development?
1105 01:01:08 They found the Aculos.
1106 01:01:10 As I expected.
1107 01:01:12 In Fowl Manor.
1108 01:01:13 You know what to do.
1109 01:01:15 It's risky.
1110 01:01:16 Root has our entire army at her disposal.
1111 01:01:18 It's quite simple, Cudgeon.
1112 01:01:21 If you wish to survive
1113 01:01:23 and thrive in my brave new world,
1114 01:01:25 then you will intervene now.
1115 01:01:32 Commander!
1116 01:01:35 This Time Freeze is seriously unstable.
1117 01:01:37 This may not hold.
1118 01:01:42 We've lost one!
1119 01:01:51 Commander Root,
1120 01:01:53 you are hereby officially relieved of your command
1121 01:01:55 on authorization of the executors.
1122 01:01:58 You're making a mistake, Cudgeon.
1123 01:02:00 My only mistake was not doing this a long time ago.
1124 01:02:03 With the Aculos in play, the game has changed.
1125 01:02:07 Time for a little direct action,
1126 01:02:09 don't you think?
1127 01:02:10 Let me show you how it's done.
1128 01:02:13 Knock it off!
1129 01:02:15 Mistake.
1130 01:02:16 I mean, really, big mistake.
1131 01:02:23 This should wrap things up.
1132 01:02:26 Recognize our new recruit?
1133 01:02:28 We fed it a little potion of nettles and wasp juice.
1134 01:02:33 Everything trolls are allergic to.
1135 01:02:36 It's made it twice as strong and 10 times as mad.
1136 01:02:48 D'arvit!
1137 01:02:59 That can't be good.
1138 01:03:05 Go!
1139 01:03:06 Come on, let's go!
1140 01:03:08 Come on!
1141 01:03:13 Gods alive.
1142 01:03:15 What is that?
1143 01:03:16 A creature that consumes humans in 2.97 seconds
1144 01:03:20 and fairies in less than one.
1145 01:03:22 Get ready.
1146 01:03:23 This is going all the way.
1147 01:03:29 I'll need my gun.
1148 01:03:47 Jam all magic in the house.
1149 01:03:49 But Officer Short, she'll need hers to survive.
1150 01:03:51 Her father used his magic against us.
1151 01:03:53 I'm not making the same mistake twice. Do as I say.
1152 01:04:00 I didn't read much on trolls.
1153 01:04:01 Anything I should look out for?
1154 01:04:02 The teeth.
1155 01:04:05 Good to know.
1156 01:04:13 All magic in the house is now jammed.
1157 01:04:19 Everything okay?
1158 01:04:23 Sure.
1159 01:04:35 Help! I'm stuck! Get me out!
1160 01:04:41 I'll distract him!
1161 01:04:52 Help! I'm stuck!
1162 01:04:54 Mulch, help.
1163 01:04:59 Juliet, look out!
1164 01:05:02 It's okay, I've got this! Juliet, run!
1165 01:05:04 Run, Juliet! Run!
1166 01:05:06 Come and get some, you big meanie!
1167 01:05:13 Help!
1168 01:05:14 Quick! Quick!
1169 01:05:15 I'm reaching!
1170 01:05:17 Gotcha!
1171 01:05:28 Artemis!
1172 01:05:32 No! No!
1173 01:05:43 Mulch!
1174 01:05:43 I could use a little help!
1175 01:05:51 Good.
1176 01:05:53 Hi!
1177 01:05:55 Okay.
1178 01:05:56 Let me just put this away.
1179 01:06:02 Artemis, run!
1180 01:06:04 I'll see you guys on the balcony!
1181 01:06:08 Juliet! Jump!
1182 01:06:11 Holly!
1183 01:06:24 Dom!
1184 01:06:26 Holly!
1185 01:06:27 Holly! Holly!
1186 01:06:33 Dom!
1187 01:06:38 Let go!
1188 01:06:46 D'arvit!
1189 01:06:55 Artemis! Jump!
1190 01:07:04 Help!
1191 01:07:05 I'm trying! I'm trying!
1192 01:07:11 Juliet, run!
1193 01:07:27 Dom!
1194 01:07:29 Pull!
1195 01:07:56 Holly, look out!
1196 01:08:02 I'll get the gun!
1197 01:08:11 Artemis!
1198 01:08:21 Dom! No!
1199 01:08:28 Oh my.
1200 01:08:32 Go!
1201 01:08:32 Get help! Try the phones again!
1202 01:08:34 Now!
1203 01:08:37 Domovoi? Dom?
1204 01:08:49 The Time Freeze is collapsing.
1205 01:08:51 I can't hold it any longer.
1206 01:08:52 There goes another fairy!
1207 01:09:09 Help him!
1208 01:09:10 I can't. They've blocked my magic.
1209 01:09:13 Artemis,
1210 01:09:15 there's nothing I can do for him.
1211 01:09:19 Hold on, buddy.
1212 01:09:21 In kendo,
1213 01:09:23 we call it kiri oroshi.
1214 01:09:26 - "The fatal blow." - No.
1215 01:09:29 You did great back there.
1216 01:09:31 Really. All the Butlers will be proud of you.
1217 01:09:36 Goodbye, my friend.
1218 01:09:56 May the road rise up to meet you.
1219 01:10:00 May the wind be always at your back.
1220 01:10:03 May the sun shine warm upon your face.
1221 01:10:09 May the rains fall soft upon your fields.
1222 01:10:13 And until we meet again,
1223 01:10:15 may a friend be always near.
1224 01:10:21 No sign of further activity in the house.
1225 01:10:23 Five more minutes, then we're going in.
1226 01:10:24 Request permission to restore Officer Short's magic, sir.
1227 01:10:27 Permission denied.
1228 01:10:29 It could save her life!
1229 01:10:30 She's a traitor, just like her father.
1230 01:10:32 No, she's one of us!
1231 01:10:33 Commander Root.
1232 01:10:35 I didn't make you captain for nothing.
1233 01:10:40 Don't you dare!
1234 01:10:41 Squad!
1235 01:10:43 Unblock magic!
1236 01:10:52 Come on!
1237 01:10:53 Artemis, look out!
1238 01:10:57 Come on.
1239 01:10:59 Come on, Domovoi!
1240 01:11:03 You're back!
1241 01:11:05 Holly brought you back!
1242 01:11:13 I didn't cry, did I?
1243 01:11:18 Little bit.
1244 01:11:25 The Time Freeze is gonna collapse any second now.
1245 01:11:27 All L.E.P. Personnel, evacuate.
1246 01:11:33 Mulch!
1247 01:11:34 The Aculos. Do you still have it?
1248 01:11:36 Yeah, sure.
1249 01:11:38 Right there.
1250 01:11:42 Good.
1251 01:11:44 I have a plan.
1252 01:11:52 That's it.
1253 01:11:53 Temporal convergence at maximum force.
1254 01:11:55 Time bend start now.
1255 01:11:56 Distortion, elastication, and space grabs coming your way.
1256 01:12:00 For your own sakes,
1257 01:12:01 get out of there now and get home safe.
1258 01:12:03 This Time Freeze is gonna blow!
1259 01:12:21 Officer Short!
1260 01:12:22 Get out of there now.
1261 01:12:23 Leave the humans. Save yourself!
1262 01:12:35 Artemis, what's happening?
1263 01:12:37 Take cover!
1264 01:12:57 Watch out!
1265 01:12:58 Come on, we've got to get out of here!
1266 01:13:00 We gotta get out...
1267 01:13:02 See you on the other side!
1268 01:13:03 Mulch, get out of here!
1269 01:13:09 Everybody!
1270 01:13:10 Take cover!
1271 01:13:20 Holly, this is your last chance.
1272 01:13:22 You can't save him.
1273 01:13:23 Just get out of there now.
1274 01:13:52 And now, the final piece of the plan.
1275 01:13:55 The Time Freeze is ended. They're gone.
1276 01:13:57 Did we win?
1277 01:13:58 Not yet. I can't give this to Opal Koboi.
1278 01:14:00 It's too powerful.
1279 01:14:00 Then what are you waiting for?
1280 01:14:02 Use its magic to get your father back.
1281 01:14:03 - I can't. Not yet. - I don't understand.
1282 01:14:05 This holds a power no human can access.
1283 01:14:07 It's their source of magic,
1284 01:14:08 as important to them as the sun is to us.
1285 01:14:10 You have to try.
1286 01:14:11 I thought I could, but I can't.
1287 01:14:12 Holly said if any human uses it, they'll die.
1288 01:14:14 We're running out of time.
1289 01:14:16 Artemis, it's too dangerous.
1290 01:14:18 Exactly. It's useless in my hands.
1291 01:14:20 But not in mine.
1292 01:14:22 You're late.
1293 01:14:23 You know I'm breaking every rule in the book.
1294 01:14:27 You like to break rules.
1295 01:14:28 You can talk.
1296 01:14:31 Let's make a trade.
1297 01:14:32 The Aculos for my father.
1298 01:14:36 How do I know I can trust you?
1299 01:14:38 My father used to say,
1300 01:14:40 "A friend's eye is a good mirror."
1301 01:14:44 Are we friends,
1302 01:14:46 Artemis Fowl?
1303 01:14:49 We are.
1304 01:14:55 Forever friends.
1305 01:14:59 We need to hurry.
1306 01:15:11 Your time is up.
1307 01:15:14 The young genius Artemis Fowl
1308 01:15:17 has failed his beloved father.
1309 01:15:21 Say hello to Beechwood for me.
1310 01:15:30 I don't even know that this will work.
1311 01:15:33 You have to try.
1312 01:15:38 Carry me always.
1313 01:15:41 Carry me well.
1314 01:15:43 I am thy teacher of herb and spell.
1315 01:15:48 I am thy link to power arcane.
1316 01:15:53 Forget me, and thy magic shall wane.
1317 01:16:09 Die, Fowl!
1318 01:16:14 To power arcane.
1319 01:16:16 Forget me, and thy magic shall wane.
1320 01:16:20 Carry me well. Carry me well.
1321 01:16:27 Forget me, magic shall wane.
1322 01:16:34 Carry me well.
1323 01:16:57 Did it work?
1324 01:16:59 Did you bring him back?
1325 01:17:01 I don't know.
1326 01:17:13 He can't be. Please.
1327 01:17:19 Dad!
1328 01:17:25 Dad!
1329 01:17:46 Artemis...
1330 01:17:48 I'm so sorry.
1331 01:17:51 It's over.
1332 01:17:53 I've lost him, haven't I?
1333 01:17:56 Artemis!
1334 01:17:58 Did you hear that?
1335 01:18:01 Dad! Dad!
1336 01:18:06 Dad!
1337 01:18:09 Dad!
1338 01:18:13 Dad!
1339 01:18:15 Artemis.
1340 01:18:23 No!
1341 01:18:31 How?
1342 01:18:32 How did you save me, son?
1343 01:18:34 I just followed the story.
1344 01:18:37 With a little help from a friend.
1345 01:18:41 Dad,
1346 01:18:42 meet Officer Holly Short,
1347 01:18:44 daughter of Beechwood Short.
1348 01:18:51 Your father was a great man and a dear friend.
1349 01:18:57 He brought me the Aculos
1350 01:18:58 because there are forces in your world
1351 01:19:01 who wanted its power for themselves.
1352 01:19:04 So, he was trying to protect it?
1353 01:19:06 Yes.
1354 01:19:08 Yes, yes. He was.
1355 01:19:10 And he did.
1356 01:19:12 With his life.
1357 01:19:15 Your father was a hero, Holly.
1358 01:19:18 Just like you.
1359 01:19:20 He, gave me this list.
1360 01:19:24 It's a list of names that I can't even pronounce.
1361 01:19:27 These are Opal's accomplices.
1362 01:19:28 We were looking for them when I was captured.
1363 01:19:30 They're the ones you'll want to investigate.
1364 01:19:33 I'm sorry for your loss.
1365 01:19:36 Thank you very much.
1366 01:19:40 It's so good to see you. I am not going to cry.
1367 01:19:42 I'm not going to cry.
1368 01:20:26 The Aculos is safe at last,
1369 01:20:28 now that we know our enemies,
1370 01:20:30 thanks to you, Holly.
1371 01:20:38 Quite the day.
1372 01:20:39 Yes, Commander.
1373 01:20:45 Curb that maverick streak in you
1374 01:20:48 and you'll make a decent officer someday.
1375 01:20:52 Thank you, Commander.
1376 01:21:05 This place needs fairies like you.
1377 01:21:12 Our world has never been so much in danger.
1378 01:21:20 It's not perfect, Holly.
1379 01:21:23 But it's ours, it's a light to guide us,
1380 01:21:25 and it's worth fighting for.
1381 01:21:29 I want you to investigate
1382 01:21:31 every name on your father's list.
1383 01:21:35 Me?
1384 01:21:37 Well, who else am I talking to?
1385 01:21:39 Nobody else, Commander, just me.
1386 01:21:41 - Go on. - I'm going to...
1387 01:21:44 You won't regret... I will not...
1388 01:21:46 - Go on. - I'll just go.
1389 01:22:09 Here we go, Dad.
1390 01:22:21 - Nice work, Holly! - Well done, Holly!
1391 01:22:32 All right, team,
1392 01:22:34 here we go.
1393 01:23:15 This is a community still coming to terms
1394 01:23:17 with these stunning revelations.
1395 01:23:19 The family has lived in the house
1396 01:23:21 for generations and is well-known locally,
1397 01:23:24 but there's a sense of real shock here that Artemis Fowl,
1398 01:23:27 who neighbors describe as quiet and...
1399 01:23:31 It would appear we've garnered quite a bit of interest.
1400 01:23:33 Not ideal.
1401 01:23:35 The media?
1402 01:23:36 I have someone working on that right now.
1403 01:23:38 I expected you would.
1404 01:23:41 These are for you, son.
1405 01:23:43 Just don't forget to wash it before you bring it back, okay?
1406 01:23:46 Where are we going?
1407 01:23:48 To finish this.
1408 01:23:50 You think I'm ready?
1409 01:23:51 I know you're ready.
1410 01:23:53 First, I have a call to make.
1411 01:24:15 You failed, Opal.
1412 01:24:16 You were wrong about my father.
1413 01:24:19 About Beechwood. About everything.
1414 01:24:23 And now...
1415 01:24:25 we're coming for you.
1416 01:24:27 You think you can beat me?
1417 01:24:31 You have no idea the world
1418 01:24:33 that you have just entered, boy.
1419 01:24:36 Just who do you think you are?
1420 01:24:39 I'm Artemis Fowl...
1421 01:24:42 and I'm a criminal mastermind.
1422 01:25:20 What an extraordinary ending
1423 01:25:22 to your remarkable fairy tale.
1424 01:25:23 But let's get back to the thief, shall we?
1425 01:25:24 He will be brought to justice,
1426 01:25:26 and you will not leave here until you assist us.
1427 01:25:29 You really don't believe any of it?
1428 01:25:30 The only thing in that fanciful tale
1429 01:25:32 I did believe is that you can be bought.
1430 01:25:33 So, let us offer you a deal.
1431 01:25:34 Help us apprehend Artemis Fowl, Sr., and then you'll walk.
1432 01:25:40 Or perhaps I offer you a deal?
1433 01:25:44 I walk out on my own,
1434 01:25:46 and you leave the Fowls alone forever.
1435 01:25:49 And why would we ever do that?
1436 01:25:52 So that you can all sleep at night,
1437 01:25:56 knowing that the fairy tales you tell your kids
1438 01:25:59 remain beautiful dreams,
1439 01:26:03 and not living nightmares.
1440 01:26:10 And the next time you see the Fowls,
1441 01:26:12 be sure to thank them for protecting us all.
1442 01:26:15 They keep the peace.
1443 01:26:17 Don't ever forget it.
1444 01:26:20 That's why Artemis set up my arrest.
1445 01:26:22 That's why I'm here.
1446 01:26:24 He figured you'd have to believe me.
1447 01:26:33 Alert the guards.
1448 01:26:39 I hope you don't get squeamish.
1449 01:26:47 Lockdown!
1450 01:26:48 Immediate lockdown.
1451 01:26:53 A tracking device.
1452 01:26:56 Designed by the kid.
1453 01:26:59 Clap your hands if you believe in fairies.
1454 01:27:06 That's my ride!
1455 01:27:08 Lockdown!
1456 01:27:09 Get back here, you filthy little dwarf!
1457 01:27:12 Dwarfus Giaganticus!
1458 01:27:22 Don't mind me, I got this.
1459 01:27:29 Are you ready to get back to work?
1460 01:27:31 I thought you'd never ask.
1461 01:27:34 We have some unfinished business.
1462 01:27:37 I love my job!
1463 01:27:59 Okay.
1464 01:28:01 Let's go.
