石中剑 The Sword in the Stone(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:01:49 Alegend is sung
2 00:01:51 Of when England was young
3 00:01:54 And knights were brave and bold
4 00:02:01 The good king had died
5 00:02:03 And no one could decide
6 00:02:07 Who was rightful heir to the throne
7 00:02:15 It seemed that the land
8 00:02:17 Would be torn by war
9 00:02:21 Or saved by a miracle alone
10 00:02:30 And that miracle appeared
11 00:02:34 In London town
12 00:02:43 The sword
13 00:02:46 In the stone
14 00:02:55 And below the hilt in letters of gold...
15 00:02:58 were written these words:
16 00:03:01 "Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil...
17 00:03:05 is rightwise king born of England."
18 00:03:10 Though many tried for the sword with all their strength...
19 00:03:13 none could move the sword nor stir it.
20 00:03:17 So the miracle had not worked.
21 00:03:19 And England was still without a king.
22 00:03:23 And in time, the marvellous sword was forgotten.
23 00:03:32 This was a dark age...
24 00:03:35 without law and without order.
25 00:03:39 Men lived in fear of one another...
26 00:03:43 for the strong preyed upon the weak.
27 00:04:17 A dark age indeed!
28 00:04:20 Age of inconvenience.
29 00:04:24 No plumbing...
30 00:04:27 no electricity...
31 00:04:29 no nothing!
32 00:04:32 Oh, hang it all!
33 00:04:35 Hang it all!
34 00:04:41 Oh, now what? Now what?
35 00:04:43 Leave, leave off! Leave off!
36 00:04:46 Oh, you, you, you fiendish chain you!
37 00:04:51 Everything complicated.
38 00:04:53 One big medieval mess.
39 00:05:06 Now, uh, let me see.
40 00:05:09 He should be here in, I'd say half an hour.
41 00:05:12 Who? Who? I'd like to know who.
42 00:05:16 I told you, Archimedes. I am not sure.
43 00:05:20 All I know is that someone will be coming. Someone very important.
44 00:05:24 Oh, pig feathers!
45 00:05:26 Fate will direct him to me so that l, in turn...
46 00:05:29 may guide him to his rightful place in the world.
47 00:05:32 Huh! And-And you say he will arrive in half an hour?
48 00:05:37 Ha! Well, we'll just see.
49 00:05:40 And you will, Archimedes. You will.
50 00:05:43 Ow!
51 00:05:46 He'll be, uh, a boy.
52 00:05:49 Small boy.
53 00:05:52 Eleven, 12 years old.
54 00:05:56 And a scrawny little fellow.
55 00:06:01 Oh, no, no. That can't be the one.
56 00:06:04 Surely not. Why, that big lad must be close onto 20.
57 00:06:08 Ah. There he is.
58 00:06:10 The scrawny little fellow about 12.
59 00:06:14 He's a regular little grasshopper.
60 00:06:17 Look at him go.
61 00:06:19 And where-where would you guess he is at this very moment?
62 00:06:23 I am not guessing, Archimedes!
63 00:06:26 I know where he is!
64 00:06:30 Less than a mile from here just beyond the forest.
65 00:06:35 And right on schedule, if-if all goes well.
66 00:06:40 Quiet, Wart. I'm tryin' to be.
67 00:06:45 And nobody asked you to come along in the first place.
68 00:06:49 I'm not even movin'. Shut up.
69 00:06:54 Aha! Here we go.
70 00:06:58 Oh, what a set-up.
71 00:07:00 Right smack through the old gizzard.
72 00:07:07 Whoa. What? Oh!
73 00:07:09 Why, you clumsy, little fool!
74 00:07:12 Oh, Kay, please, I'm sorry. I couldn't help it. Please.
75 00:07:17 If I ever
76 00:07:19 If I ever get my hands on, on you, I'll, I'll ring...
77 00:07:22 your scrawny little neck, so help me, I will.
78 00:07:25 I'll get the arrow, Kay. I'm sure I can find it.
79 00:07:32 Don't tell me you're going in there.
80 00:07:35 Why, it's swarming with wolves.
81 00:07:37 I'm not afraid.
82 00:07:40 Well, go ahead. It's your skin, not mine.
83 00:07:44 Go on, go on.
84 00:08:15 There it is. Oh, there it is.
85 00:08:45 Whoa! What-Oh!
86 00:08:51 Well.
87 00:08:53 So, you, you did drop in for tea after all.
88 00:08:59 Oh, you are a bit late, you know?
89 00:09:02 Oh, l, I am? Yes.
90 00:09:05 Now, my name is Merlin.
91 00:09:09 Come, come, who are you, my lad?
92 00:09:11 Oh, my name's Arthur, but everyone calls me Wart.
93 00:09:14 Oh.
94 00:09:16 Oh, what a perfect stuffed owl.
95 00:09:20 Stuff-l, l, I beg your pardon!
96 00:09:22 He's alive and he talks.
97 00:09:25 And certainly a great deal better than you do.
98 00:09:29 Oh, come, Archimedes. Come, come now.
99 00:09:32 I, I want you to meet the Wart.
100 00:09:35 Now, you must forgive him. He's only a boy.
101 00:09:38 Boy? Boy? Well, I see no boy.
102 00:09:43 Oh, I'm sorry that l-That's all right.
103 00:09:47 He's much too sensitive.
104 00:09:49 Sensitive? Huh? Who? What? What?
105 00:09:53 Oh, well. How did you know that I was--
106 00:09:56 Oh, th-that you would be dropping in?
107 00:09:57 Well, I happen to be a wizard. A soothsayer.
108 00:10:02 A prognosticator. I have the power to see into the future.
109 00:10:07 Centuries into the future!
110 00:10:11 I, I've even been there, lad. And I've seen all these things.
111 00:10:15 They're, they're only plans and small models, of course, you know.
112 00:10:20 Now, this for instance is a steam locomotive.
113 00:10:31 There she goes. Pretty good, eh?
114 00:10:40 Now, that won't be invented for hundreds of years!
115 00:10:43 Oh. You mean you can see everything before it happens?
116 00:10:46 Yes, everything.
117 00:10:49 Uh-uh, uh-uh. Everything, Merlin?
118 00:10:52 Uh-No, no, not everything.
119 00:10:54 I, uh, I admit I didn't know whom to expect for tea.
120 00:10:59 But as you can see...
121 00:11:01 I've figured the exact place.
122 00:11:05 You're very clever, sir.
123 00:11:07 Y es. Well, never mind the, the sir.
124 00:11:10 Just, uh, plain Merlin will do.
125 00:11:13 Now, would, would you care for sugar?
126 00:11:16 Oh, yes I would, please.
127 00:11:18 All right. Sugar. Sugar?
128 00:11:25 No, no, manners, manners, manners! Guests first, you know that!
129 00:11:32 All right. Say when, lad.
130 00:11:34 When!
131 00:11:37 Have you had any schooling? Oh, yes!
132 00:11:41 I'm training to be a squire.
133 00:11:44 I'm learning the rules of combat and swordsmanship and...
134 00:11:47 and jousting and horsemanship.
135 00:11:49 Oh, yes, yes, very good. That's, that's
136 00:11:52 No, no, no, l-I mean a, a, a real education.
137 00:11:56 Mathematics. History. Biology. Natural science.
138 00:12:01 English. Latin. French.
139 00:12:03 No. When! When! Blast it all! When!
140 00:12:09 Impudent piece of crockery.
141 00:12:15 Boy, now, you can't
142 00:12:22 You can't grow up without a decent education, you know.
143 00:12:26 Oh, I suppose not, sir-Merlin.
144 00:12:30 So, I am going to be your tutor.
145 00:12:34 But I've got to get back to the castle. They'll want me in the kitchen.
146 00:12:37 Oh, well. Then very well.
147 00:12:39 We'll pack and be on our way.
148 00:12:43 You-You watch now. You'll like this.
149 00:12:50 Higitus figitus zumba ka zing.
150 00:12:54 I want your attention, everything.
151 00:12:58 We're packing to leave. Come on. Let's go.
152 00:13:02 No, no, not you. Books are always first, you know.
153 00:13:09 Hockety pockety wockety whack Abra abra dabra nack
154 00:13:13 Shrink in size very small We've got to save enough room for all
155 00:13:16 Higitus figitus migitus mum Prestidigitonium
156 00:13:29 Alika fez, balika zez Malaca mez meripedes
157 00:13:33 Hockety pockety wockety-Whoa!
158 00:13:36 Now, stop, stop, stop, stop!
159 00:13:39 See here, sugar bowl. You're getting rough.
160 00:13:41 That poor old tea set is cracked enough.
161 00:13:43 Now. Now, all right. Let's start again.
162 00:13:46 Ah, let's start-Eh-Oh. Where was l, boy?
163 00:13:50 Uh, hock-hockety pockety? Oh, yes, yes, that's right.
164 00:13:55 Hockety pockety wockety wack Odds and ends and bric-a-brac
165 00:13:58 Be with you in just a minute, son. Packing's almost done.
166 00:14:05 You, you, you bungling blockhead!
167 00:14:08 Hey, easy there. No, no, go ahead.
168 00:14:12 Dum doodly doodly doodly dum This is the best part now.
169 00:14:15 Higitus figitus migitus mum Prestidigitonium
170 00:14:19 Higitus figitus migitus mum Prestidigitoni--
171 00:14:24 Ha, ha! What a way to pack.
172 00:14:27 Well-Well, now, just a minute, boy.
173 00:14:30 How else would you get all this stuff into one suitcase,
174 00:14:33 I'd like to know?
175 00:14:34 Oh, but I think it's wonderful! Oh.
176 00:14:37 Yes, it is rather. Now, well...
177 00:14:41 don't, don't you get any foolish ideas that magic will solve all your problems.
178 00:14:47 Because it won't! But, sir, I don't have any problems.
179 00:14:50 Oh, bah, everybody's got problems. The world is full of problems.
180 00:14:56 Oh, blast it all! There, now. You see what I mean?
181 00:15:07 See, that's the trouble with the world today.
182 00:15:10 Everybody butting their heads against a brick wall.
183 00:15:13 All muscle and no mentality.
184 00:15:16 Do you want to be all muscle and no brain?
185 00:15:19 I don't have any muscle. You don't? Well, how do you move about?
186 00:15:22 Oh, I suppose l, I do have a little.
187 00:15:25 Aha. There, you see. Well, that's enough. Now, develop your brain.
188 00:15:28 Knowledge, wisdom. There's the real power. Higher learning.
189 00:15:32 That's the thing.
190 00:15:37 So, first thing tomorrow morning, we'll start a full schedule.
191 00:15:40 Eight hours a day.
192 00:15:41 We'll have six hours for schoolroom and two for study period.
193 00:15:47 But l-I don't have the time. I have page duties.
194 00:15:51 Uh, page duties? Ha!
195 00:15:57 Ah, well, we'll change all that. There's got to be a shake-up.
196 00:16:01 Well, yes, sir. I, I suppose so.
197 00:16:04 How do you ever expect to amount to anything without an education,
198 00:16:07 I'd like to know?
199 00:16:08 Even in these bungling, backward, medieval times...
200 00:16:11 you have got to know where you're going, don't you?
201 00:16:16 Ye-Yes, sir.
202 00:16:18 Yes, of course. So, you must plan for the future, boy.
203 00:16:21 You've got to find a direction. And you've--
204 00:16:27 Now, by the by, what direction is this castle of yours?
205 00:16:31 I think it's north. The other way.
206 00:16:33 Oh, oh.
207 00:16:37 All right, then we better get a move on.
208 00:16:39 Come on, come on, lad. Pick up the pace. Pick it up.
209 00:16:40 Pick it up. Pick it up.
210 00:17:10 Yo-ho, the devil take it! No, the devil take it.
211 00:17:15 Anyone's got better sense
212 00:17:16 than to go barging off in that infernal forest alone.
213 00:17:19 You had no business letting him go.
214 00:17:22 Look, Dad, I'm not the Wart's keeper.
215 00:17:26 Well, blast it all, I am.
216 00:17:29 After all, l, I took him in, adopted the lad you might say.
217 00:17:33 Being his foster father, well, I'm responsible.
218 00:17:38 Whoop.
219 00:17:43 Tiger! Talbot! Off with you. Now, look here, Wart.
220 00:17:47 What's the big idea of gallivanting off in the woods...
221 00:17:49 and worrying the living daylights out of everybody?
222 00:17:52 I'm sorry, sir. Well, sorry's not enough.
223 00:17:55 That's four demerits. Four hours extra kitchen duty.
224 00:18:00 Eh, report to the cook!
225 00:18:02 But, sir, I'd like you to meet-Go on,
226 00:18:04 hop it boy, hop, hop, hop it!
227 00:18:06 Well, yes, you've got to keep a tight schedule to run a big place like this.
228 00:18:10 Need strict rules. Especially for small boys.
229 00:18:14 And I most certainly agree.
230 00:18:17 Who are you and-Oh. I mean, uh, you?
231 00:18:21 Uh, my name is Merlin. Uh, this is Archimedes.
232 00:18:25 A highly educated owl.
233 00:18:28 Educated owl? Say, that's a good one.
234 00:18:33 Say. Hey, I know.
235 00:18:37 You've got him under a spell, Marvin. You're a magician.
236 00:18:41 The name is Merlin.
237 00:18:45 And I happen to be the world's most powerful wizard.
238 00:18:51 Come off it, man. Gadzooks!
239 00:18:54 All right. I shall demonstrate.
240 00:18:58 Higitus figitus migitus moe...
241 00:19:01 wind and snow swirl and blow!
242 00:19:06 What the devil are you up to?
243 00:19:09 And that is what I call a "wizard blizzard."
244 00:19:14 Hey, Kay, would you look at this?
245 00:19:16 An indoor blizzard. And in the month of July.
246 00:19:21 So what?
247 00:19:23 All right, Marvin. Turn her off. I'm convinced.
248 00:19:29 Alakazam!
249 00:19:33 I, uh-I hope you don't go in for any of that black magic.
250 00:19:38 Oh, no, no, no, no.
251 00:19:40 Never touch the stuff. No.
252 00:19:42 My magic is used mainly for educational purposes.
253 00:19:49 In fact, that is why I am here.
254 00:19:52 I have come to educate the Wart.
255 00:19:55 Oh, no you don't.
256 00:19:57 I'm running this place.
257 00:19:59 And if you think you're gonna fiddle with my schedule...
258 00:20:01 you'd better pack up your bag of tricks and be gone.
259 00:20:06 Wha-Well, by Jove.
260 00:20:09 Hey, he's gone.
261 00:20:11 Hm-mmm. Good riddance.
262 00:20:13 I'm gone, but then, I'm not gone.
263 00:20:17 So, if I do leave...
264 00:20:19 you could never be sure that I am gone, can you?
265 00:20:23 Well, uh--
266 00:20:26 Well, I must say, you-you got me there, Marvin.
267 00:20:31 Yes. Well, you win. You're welcome to stay if you like.
268 00:20:35 Thank you. You're very kind.
269 00:20:38 Very generous I must say.
270 00:20:42 Well, uh, all we can offer is room and board.
271 00:20:46 Hard times, you know, Marvin.
272 00:20:48 We'll put you up in the northwest tower.
273 00:20:51 That's the guest room. It's a bit drafty in the winter...
274 00:20:54 but in this blazing hot weather, it's the best room in the house.
275 00:20:57 Oh, yes. Very lovely indeed.
276 00:21:01 So just make yourself at home, Marvin.
277 00:21:05 Marvin, Marvin, Marvin, Marvin.
278 00:21:24 Best room in the house!
279 00:21:27 Guest room! Unwelcome-guest room!
280 00:21:31 But if he thinks that he can get rid of me,
281 00:21:33 I've got news for that old walrus.
282 00:21:35 I'm sticking it out. And I say we go back to the woods.
283 00:21:41 No, not on your life.
284 00:21:43 That boy's got to have an education. He has a future.
285 00:21:47 Well, you may be right.
286 00:21:49 A skinny kid like that would make a cracking good chimney sweep.
287 00:21:57 Something tells me that you're all wet, Archimedes.
288 00:22:11 Who goes there? Pelinore!
289 00:22:14 It's Pelinore, dash it all!
290 00:22:16 I've got big news from London. Big news!
291 00:22:21 Come on, man. Drop the bridge.
292 00:22:34 Oh, big news, eh?
293 00:22:38 They can't wait for the London Times.
294 00:22:40 First edition won't be out for at least, uh...
295 00:22:43 1200 years.
296 00:22:45 Archimedes, would you mind sailing down there and, and--
297 00:22:49 Not interested!
298 00:22:51 Oh, come, come, come, come now. You're as wet as you can get.
299 00:22:55 No! No, no, no!
300 00:22:58 Archimedes! I'll turn you into a human.
301 00:23:02 Hmph! You wouldn't dare! I will. So help me, I will.
302 00:23:05 Well, all right, all right. All right!
303 00:23:08 All right. It works every time.
304 00:23:12 Just like magic.
305 00:23:26 Pelinore!
306 00:23:29 Pelinore.
307 00:23:31 Greetings, old boy. And what's all the noise about London, hmm?
308 00:23:36 Big news. Really big news.
309 00:23:39 Sit down, man, and let's hear all about it.
310 00:23:42 They're having a big tournament New Year's Day.
311 00:23:46 Oh, that's not news, dash it all. They always do.
312 00:23:50 Yeah, but, Ector-Ector, here's where all the excitement comes in.
313 00:23:55 To the winner of this tournament goes the crown.
314 00:24:02 You mean-You mean he'll be King of all England?
315 00:24:06 King of all England.
316 00:24:11 Kay, lad, did you hear that? Pretty fair prize, I'd say.
317 00:24:15 Yes, and you can win it, boy,
318 00:24:17 if you knuckle down to your training.
319 00:24:19 And we'll have you knighted by Christmas and off to London. What do you say?
320 00:24:23 Sure. Why not? Why not?
321 00:24:27 Wart, lad, how'd you like to go to London?
322 00:24:30 Oh, Sir Ector, you mean it?
323 00:24:31 If you stick to your duties, you can be Kay's squire.
324 00:24:34 Oh, I will, sir. I will.
325 00:24:39 I don't want the Wart for my squire.
326 00:24:43 Here's to London! And to here's to Kay.
327 00:24:47 And here's to the banner of the Castle of the Forest Suavage.
328 00:24:51 Cheers! Cheers, cheers. Cheers.
329 00:25:10 Charge!
330 00:25:13 Weight forward! Lean into him!
331 00:25:16 Steady, boy. Steady!
332 00:25:18 Steady with the lance! Grip her tight!
333 00:25:21 Hit him clean!
334 00:25:24 No, no, no!
335 00:25:29 Heads up!
336 00:25:36 Ar-Ar-Archimedes. Archimedes, wh-where, where, where are we?
337 00:25:40 In a tumble-down old tower...
338 00:25:43 in the most miserable old castle in all Christendom, that's where.
339 00:25:48 C-Castle? Castle?
340 00:25:50 Don't you even remember the boy?
341 00:25:52 Uh, the boy?
342 00:25:54 Can't you remember one blasted thing?
343 00:25:57 Oh, now, just a moment. I-Tight grip on the lance.
344 00:26:00 Oh. Loosen the saddle, knees in tight.
345 00:26:04 Weight forward and stay on target.
346 00:26:10 You keep losing your grip.
347 00:26:12 It's not a mere matter of muscle, sir.
348 00:26:15 Jousting is, uh, uh, a fine skill.
349 00:26:18 It-It's a highly developed science.
350 00:26:23 Science, indeed.
351 00:26:25 One dummy trying to knock off another dummy with a bit of a stick.
352 00:26:29 And the Wart's just as hot for it as the rest of them.
353 00:26:32 He certainly is. That boy's got real spark. Lots of spirit.
354 00:26:37 Throws himself heart and soul into everything he does.
355 00:26:40 That's really worth something if it can only
356 00:26:43 be turned in the right direction.
357 00:26:46 Ha-ha. Fat chance of that.
358 00:26:49 Oh, I plan to cheat, of course.
359 00:26:53 Use magic. Every last trick in the trade if I have to.
360 00:27:07 I'd give anything to go riding about on a great white charger...
361 00:27:10 slaying dragons and griffins and man-eating giants.
362 00:27:15 Well, won't you?
363 00:27:17 Oh. No. You see.
364 00:27:19 I'm an orphan, and a knight must be of proper birth.
365 00:27:23 I only hope I'm worthy to be Kay's squire.
366 00:27:26 That's a big job too, you know.
367 00:27:28 Oh, indeed, yes, yes. I would say almost impossible.
368 00:27:34 Well, now then. When I said that I could swim like a fish...
369 00:27:38 I really meant as a fish.
370 00:27:41 You mean you can turn yourself into a fish?
371 00:27:44 After all, I happen to be a wizard.
372 00:27:47 Could you turn me into a fish? Well, do you have any imagination?
373 00:27:51 Can you imagine yourself as a fish?
374 00:27:54 Oh, that's easy. I've done that lots of times.
375 00:27:58 Oh. Well, good. Then I think that my magic can do the rest.
376 00:28:06 Archimedes, what, what is that fish formula?
377 00:28:12 Who? Who? What? What? What? You know, that, that, that Latin business.
378 00:28:15 Hmm? Fish? Latin?
379 00:28:18 Oh, uh.
380 00:28:20 Aquarius aquaticus aqualitus.
381 00:28:24 And-And now if you don't mind...
382 00:28:26 I say good day to the both of you if you please.
383 00:28:31 When he stays out all night...
384 00:28:32 he's always grumpy the next morning.
385 00:28:37 Then he must stay out every night. Yes.
386 00:28:40 Oh. Oh, yes. Oh, I say, that's very good, boy. Very.
387 00:28:45 Who? What? What?
388 00:28:47 All right, boy. All set. Here we go.
389 00:28:50 Aquarius aquaticus aqualitus quum.
390 00:28:53 Aqua digi tarium.
391 00:28:59 Merlin, am I a fish? Am I a fish?
392 00:29:02 Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, you are a fish...
393 00:29:04 but if you don't stop that flippity-flopping around...
394 00:29:07 and get in the water, you won't last long.
395 00:29:13 Now, now, stay right here in the tules and I'll-I'll be with you in a minute.
396 00:29:32 Oh.
397 00:29:35 So you thought you could take right off like a shot, did you?
398 00:29:43 Well, I am a fish, aren't l?
399 00:29:46 You merely look like a fish.
400 00:29:48 That doesn't mean that you can swim like one.
401 00:29:50 You, you don't have the indistinct.
402 00:29:52 So, you'll have to use your, your brain for a change.
403 00:29:57 You are living between two planes now.
404 00:29:59 Somewhere between the ceiling and the floor.
405 00:30:07 Now, there, there's lots of ups and downs...
406 00:30:09 Iike-like, uh, like a helicopter.
407 00:30:12 Helicopter? Yes--
408 00:30:15 Oh. No, never mind.
409 00:30:18 Every flick of a fin creates movement.
410 00:30:22 So, first we'll start with a caudal fin.
411 00:30:27 No, no, boy. Your tail. Tail.
412 00:30:35 Now, now, that gives you the forward thrust now.
413 00:30:37 Come on, let's get a rhythm. Right, left.
414 00:30:41 Right, left. One, two.
415 00:30:44 Left and right Like day and night
416 00:30:48 That's what makes the world go 'round
417 00:30:52 In and out Thin and stout
418 00:30:55 That's what makes the world go 'round
419 00:30:59 For every up there is a down
420 00:31:02 For every square There is a round?
421 00:31:04 Yes. For every high
422 00:31:07 There is a low? Uh-huh.
423 00:31:09 And for every to-There is a-Fro. Fro.
424 00:31:12 Yes, fro. To and fro, Stop and go
425 00:31:17 That's what makes the world go 'round
426 00:31:21 In and out Thin and stout
427 00:31:24 Merlin! Merlin! Oh!
428 00:31:26 I swallowed a bug! Oh. What's wrong with that?
429 00:31:29 After all, ah, boy, you are a fish. I-lnstinct, you know.
430 00:31:34 But you said I had no instinct. Yes, of
431 00:31:37 Oh. Oh, I did. Well, th-that's neither here nor there.
432 00:31:41 But the main thing is you must--
433 00:31:43 Set your sights upon the heights
434 00:31:46 Don't be a mediocrity
435 00:31:50 Mediocrity? That's right.
436 00:31:52 Don't just wait and trust to fate
437 00:31:55 And say that's how it's meant to be
438 00:31:58 It's up to you how far you go
439 00:32:01 If you don't try you'll never know
440 00:32:04 And so, my lad as I've explained
441 00:32:07 Nothing ventured nothing gained
442 00:32:24 Let's, let's swim through that tall grass again. It tickles.
443 00:32:38 Oh. Oh, I beg your pardon.
444 00:32:41 Me too. For every to there is a fro
445 00:32:45 For every stop there is a go
446 00:32:47 And that's what makes the world go 'round
447 00:32:52 Oh, let go, let go, let go!
448 00:32:56 Oh, you big, bug-eyed bully, you!
449 00:32:59 Who, me?
450 00:33:01 Oh, here, here, here, here, here, now, boy.
451 00:33:03 There's no sense in going around insulting bullfrogs.
452 00:33:07 A fish has plenty of other problems without that.
453 00:33:10 The water world has its forests and its jungles too.
454 00:33:13 So it had its tigers and its wolves. And that, eh, ah--
455 00:33:18 That's what makes the world go 'round
456 00:33:21 You see, my boy it's nature's way
457 00:33:24 Upon the weak the strong ones prey
458 00:33:27 The human life it's also true
459 00:33:30 The strong will try to conquer you
460 00:33:33 And that is what you must expect
461 00:33:35 Unless you use your intellect
462 00:33:38 Brains and brawn Weak and strong
463 00:33:40 Help, Merlin! Help! Help! That's what makes the wor--
464 00:33:44 Jehoshaphat!
465 00:33:46 Oh!
466 00:33:54 Quick, Merlin, the magic.
467 00:33:56 No, no, you're on your own, lad.
468 00:33:58 Now's your chance to prove my point. What point?
469 00:34:02 He's the brawn and you're the brain. Now, don't panic!
470 00:34:06 You use your head. Outsmart the big brute.
471 00:34:12 Smart move, lad. That's using the old intellect.
472 00:35:00 Bravo, boy. Great strategy.
473 00:35:03 Is the lesson about over? Did you get the point?
474 00:35:07 Yes, yes, brain over brawn.
475 00:35:09 OK, lad, I'll fix the big brute.
476 00:35:11 Higgly piggly... No, no.
477 00:35:13 Hocus pocus... No! What the blazes...
478 00:35:15 Hey didda dihicka... Merlin!
479 00:35:20 Now what?
480 00:35:23 Is it that, that boy?
481 00:35:26 What in blazes... Help, help!
482 00:35:29 Help!
483 00:35:41 Help!
484 00:35:47 Archimedes!
485 00:35:49 Help!
486 00:36:17 What... What in...
487 00:36:19 What in thunder is a monster like that doing in the moat?
488 00:36:22 By George, I...
489 00:36:25 I'll turn him into a minnow.
490 00:36:27 Merlin. There you are, boy.
491 00:36:30 Snick, snack, snorrel.
492 00:36:33 How in the world did you ever get out of that mess?
493 00:36:36 That big fish almost swallowed me,
494 00:36:39 and Archimedes, he, he saved me.
495 00:36:42 Well, by Jove.
496 00:36:44 Now, what do you know about that?
497 00:36:47 I... I did nothing of the sort!
498 00:36:50 I intended to eat him.
499 00:36:52 Young perch is my favorite dish.
500 00:36:55 You know that.
501 00:36:59 Do you believe that, Wart? Well, I...
502 00:37:02 Wart! Wart!
503 00:37:04 I've got to go. Thank you, Merlin.
504 00:37:07 It was so much fun. And Archimedes, I...
505 00:37:10 Pin feathers, boy. Wart!
506 00:37:12 Where are you, Wart? Coming! I'm coming.
507 00:37:15 Now, Archimedes,
508 00:37:19 why would you half drown yourself for a tidbit of fish?
509 00:37:23 And after such a big breakfast.
510 00:37:26 Pin feathers and gully fluff.
511 00:37:31 We were doing fine until we got in deep water.
512 00:37:33 Then along comes this huge pike with big jaws and sharp jagged teeth.
513 00:37:38 Turn him off, Dad. He was a monster.
514 00:37:41 The biggest fish I ever saw.
515 00:37:43 And, boy, that's the biggest fish story I ever heard.
516 00:37:47 But it's true, sir. That's three demerits for being late
517 00:37:51 and three more for the fish story.
518 00:37:54 Now, hop it to the kitchen!
519 00:37:56 I told you the Wart was loony.
520 00:37:59 He's either out of his head or there's something fishy going on here.
521 00:38:06 For every high there is a low
522 00:38:10 For every to there is a fro
523 00:38:14 To and fro Stop and go
524 00:38:17 That's what makes the world go round
525 00:38:22 it's you, Merlin, sir. Yes, my lad.
526 00:38:26 Now, have you ever considered being a squirrel?
527 00:38:30 No, I don't suppose. Well, now,
528 00:38:34 there is a tiny creature with enormous problems.
529 00:38:38 How he has survived throughout the ages
530 00:38:41 is one of nature's big mysteries.
531 00:38:44 His life is hazardous.
532 00:38:47 Downright dangerous.
533 00:38:51 Would you like to try it?
534 00:38:52 No, I'd better not. Oh-ho.
535 00:38:56 Too dangerous for you, eh?
536 00:38:59 No, it's not that.
537 00:39:01 It's just that I've got six demerits. All this work to do.
538 00:39:05 What a mess.
539 00:39:07 What a medieval muddle. We'll have to modernize it.
540 00:39:11 Start an assembly line system.
541 00:39:15 All right, now.
542 00:39:17 A one and a two and a three and a four.
543 00:39:27 Higitus, figitus, migitus, mum Tittendy, bittendy, buttondy, dum
544 00:39:35 But I'm supposed to do it.
545 00:39:37 No one will know the difference, son
546 00:39:39 Who cares as long as the work gets done?
547 00:39:46 Rubbety, scrubbety, sweepity, flew
548 00:39:54 Come on, son, let's go, let's go.
549 00:40:14 Wart!
550 00:40:16 Wart!
551 00:40:18 Wart, take it easy. Take it easy, boy.
552 00:40:21 Wart! Oh, no, boy. No, no!
553 00:40:24 Wart! Wha... Wait. Whoa!
554 00:40:28 Now, what did I tell you? Always look before you leap.
555 00:40:31 Well, I made it, didn't I?
556 00:40:34 Yes, yes, you made it, you made it.
557 00:40:36 But you can't always trust to luck, boy.
558 00:40:40 Now, first you start with the short jumps.
559 00:40:45 Gauge the distance carefully and...
560 00:40:51 There, you see? Even then you can miss.
561 00:40:54 So, don't take gravity too lightly or it'll catch up with you.
562 00:40:58 What's gravity? Gravity's what causes you to fall.
563 00:41:02 Like a stumble or a trip? Yes, like a stumble or a...
564 00:41:06 No,no, no. It's the force that pulls you downward.
565 00:41:09 The phenomenon that any two material particles or bodies,
566 00:41:14 if free to move, will be accelerated toward each other.
567 00:41:35 Merlin, how will we get by?
568 00:41:38 Well, I suppose we better go back to a side track.
569 00:41:46 Go on, go on. You've got lots of room.
570 00:41:53 Well, I guess she can't be sidetracked.
571 00:41:56 That's a girl squirrel and a redhead, at that.
572 00:42:11 She sure acts funny. She likes you.
573 00:42:15 Why?
574 00:42:17 Yes, well. Well, that's nature again.
575 00:42:20 But I'm afraid there's no time to explain.
576 00:42:23 Here now, you'd better leave me out of it.
577 00:42:27 Yeah. Me, too.
578 00:42:31 Merlin.
579 00:42:33 Merlin! You're on your own, lad.
580 00:42:35 I'm afraid magic can't solve this problem.
581 00:42:39 Look, I'm not a boy... I mean...
582 00:42:42 I'm not a squirrel, I'm a boy.
583 00:42:45 A human boy, not a real sq...
584 00:42:50 Leave me alone.
585 00:42:54 Merlin, what will I do? She won't leave me...
586 00:43:01 Well, I'm afraid you're stuck, lad. When a girl squirrel chooses a mate,
587 00:43:05 it's for life.
588 00:43:07 But I won't be a squirrel tomorrow.
589 00:43:09 She doesn't know that. She only knows one simple fact,
590 00:43:13 that you're a him and she's a her.
591 00:43:17 It's a natural phenomenon.
592 00:43:19 Phenomenon?
593 00:43:20 Well, it's the...
594 00:43:24 It's a state of being, a frame of mind
595 00:43:27 It's a most befuddling thing
596 00:43:30 And to every being Of every kind
597 00:43:33 It is discomboomerating
598 00:43:36 You're wasting time resisting
599 00:43:39 You'll find the more you do
600 00:43:42 The more she'll keep insisting
601 00:43:45 Her "him" has got to be you
602 00:43:48 Now, leave me alone.
603 00:43:50 I mean it!
604 00:43:51 It's a rough game, anyone knows
605 00:43:54 Go away!
606 00:43:57 There are no rules Anything goes
607 00:44:00 There's no logical explanation for this discomboomeration
608 00:44:06 It's a most bemuddling most befuddling thing
609 00:44:15 Who? Who? What the...
610 00:44:17 Now, go on, shoo. Get a tree of your own.
611 00:44:21 Skedaddle.
612 00:44:51 You squirrelly squirrels!
613 00:44:55 She's gaining on you, Wart.
614 00:44:59 There's no sensible explanation for this discomboomeration
615 00:45:04 It's a most hodgepodge-lea! most illogical
616 00:45:07 Most confuse-ling, most bamboozling
617 00:45:10 Most bemuddling Most befuddling
618 00:45:14 Thing
619 00:45:20 Really, now, Miss...
620 00:45:23 Madam, I...
621 00:45:25 You, you've made a mistake.
622 00:45:27 Now, now, now, please.
623 00:45:30 Madam. Madam!
624 00:45:36 Look here.
625 00:45:37 I am not a boy. I mean, I am not a squirrel.
626 00:45:41 I'm a boy.
627 00:45:42 No, that's not what I meant.
628 00:45:44 No!
629 00:45:46 No, I'm a stupid old...
630 00:45:49 No!
631 00:45:52 I'm an old man.
632 00:45:54 An old hu... man.
633 00:45:57 Understand?
634 00:46:02 Hang it all. Now, go away.
635 00:46:14 Impossible. Impossible.
636 00:46:20 Confound it.
637 00:46:22 Confound it all!
638 00:46:25 Merlin, I'm tired of being a squirrel. It's nothing but trouble.
639 00:46:30 You've got trouble? Look at my... Look back there!
640 00:46:35 One side, lad.
641 00:46:40 Help, Merlin, help!
642 00:47:42 By George!
643 00:47:47 I've had enough of this nonsense.
644 00:47:51 Alakazam.
645 00:47:56 There. You see? I'm an ugly, horrible, grouchy old man.
646 00:48:09 Merlin.
647 00:48:12 So, here we are. Quick, Merlin, the magic.
648 00:48:15 Snick, snack, snorrel.
649 00:48:19 There. Now you see? I'm not a squirrel.
650 00:48:23 I'm a boy.
651 00:48:26 I tried to tell you. I'm a boy.
652 00:48:30 A human boy.
653 00:48:34 If you could only understand.
654 00:48:47 You know, lad, that love business is a powerful thing.
655 00:48:55 Greater than gravity?
656 00:48:57 Well, yes, boy, in its way.
657 00:49:00 I'd... Yes, I'd say it's the greatest force on earth.
658 00:49:17 Ector! Ector!
659 00:49:19 Sir Ector, the kitchen!
660 00:49:22 Hold it, son.
661 00:49:23 Madness all over the place. Kay!
662 00:49:26 Hold that, I say.
663 00:49:34 Now, what's all the commotion?
664 00:49:37 The kitchen, it's under an evil spell.
665 00:49:40 It's bewitched.
666 00:49:42 No! I bet it's that old goat, Marvin.
667 00:49:45 Come on, son. I knew he'd give us trouble.
668 00:49:53 Gadzooks!
669 00:49:56 Black magic of the worst kind!
670 00:49:58 Come on, Kay, to the attack!
671 00:50:19 Heaven preserve us!
672 00:50:23 Kay!
673 00:50:43 Now, what have we here? Jumpin' hop toads.
674 00:50:48 Alakazam!
675 00:50:55 So there you are, you old goat.
676 00:50:59 What's the idea of flinging your evil spells all over the place?
677 00:51:04 Lend me a hand, boy.
678 00:51:11 Well, what have you got to say for yourself?
679 00:51:15 You call washing dishes and sweeping floors a work of evil?
680 00:51:19 I'll decide what's right and wrong around here.
681 00:51:23 Besides, that's the Wart's job, one of his duties.
682 00:51:26 Look here, boy.
683 00:51:28 If you want to make that trip to London, you'd better toe the mark.
684 00:51:31 You old goat!
685 00:51:33 If I ever catch you in my kitchen again, I'll...
686 00:51:36 Madam, you won't.
687 00:51:40 Oh, dear.
688 00:51:41 He's gone.
689 00:51:44 Well, by Jove.
690 00:51:45 We ought to run the old geezer right out of the castle.
691 00:51:48 Oh, no. No, no, Kay, no.
692 00:51:51 He might cast an evil spell on the lot of us.
693 00:51:54 Turn us all into stone.
694 00:51:56 No, there's no telling what the old devil might do.
695 00:51:59 He's not an old devil!
696 00:52:01 He... He's good and his magic is good, too.
697 00:52:05 If... If you just leave him alone. Now, look here, Wart.
698 00:52:09 That's three more demerits. Box his ears, Dad.
699 00:52:12 Just because you can't understand something, it doesn't mean it's wrong.
700 00:52:17 Ten more demerits!
701 00:52:18 You make all the rules and nobody else can say anything.
702 00:52:21 You've said a-plenty, boy.
703 00:52:23 All that popping off just cooked your goose. Kay!
704 00:52:27 From now on, young Hobbs is your squire.
705 00:52:30 Did you hear that, Wart?
706 00:52:31 Hobbs is going to be Kay's squire.
707 00:52:35 Yes, sir.
708 00:52:37 That will teach you to pop off, you little pipsqueak.
709 00:52:53 I'm sorry, lad.
710 00:52:55 I'm sorry. I spoiled everything.
711 00:52:58 I know that trip to London means a great deal to you.
712 00:53:02 It's not your fault.
713 00:53:04 I shouldn't have popped off.
714 00:53:06 Now I'm really done for.
715 00:53:08 No, no, you're in a great spot, boy.
716 00:53:11 You can't go down now. It can only be up from here.
717 00:53:14 I'd like to know how.
718 00:53:16 Use your head.
719 00:53:17 An education, lad.
720 00:53:21 What good will that do? Get it first, then, who knows?
721 00:53:25 Are you willing to try?
722 00:53:28 Well, what have I got to lose?
723 00:53:30 That's the spirit. We'll start tomorrow.
724 00:53:33 We'll show 'em, won't we, boy?
725 00:53:35 We sure will.
726 00:53:39 Now, first of all, lad,
727 00:53:41 we've got to get all of these medieval ideas out of your head.
728 00:53:45 Clear the way for new ideas.
729 00:53:48 Knowledge of man's fabulous discoveries in the centuries ahead.
730 00:53:53 Now, that will be a great advantage.
731 00:53:55 Advantage, indeed!
732 00:53:57 If the boy says the world is round they'll take him for a lunatic.
733 00:54:02 The world is round? Yes, yes, that's right.
734 00:54:04 And it also goes around.
735 00:54:11 You mean, it'll be round someday?
736 00:54:13 No, no, no. It's round now.
737 00:54:15 Man will discover this in centuries to come.
738 00:54:18 And he will also find
739 00:54:20 that the world is merely a tiny speck in the universe.
740 00:54:25 Universe? You're only confusing the boy.
741 00:54:28 He'll be so mixed up he'll... He'll be wearing his shoes on his head.
742 00:54:32 Man has always learned from the past.
743 00:54:34 After all, you can't learn history in reverse.
744 00:54:37 It's confusing enough, for heaven's sakes.
745 00:54:40 All right. All right.
746 00:54:43 Have it your way, Archimedes. You're in charge.
747 00:54:46 You're the headmaster now.
748 00:54:48 So, from now on he's your pupil.
749 00:54:52 So, from now on, boy,
750 00:54:56 you do as I say.
751 00:54:58 Yes, sir. All right.
752 00:55:00 Now, to start off, I want you to read these books.
753 00:55:04 All of them?
754 00:55:05 That, my boy, is a mountain of knowledge.
755 00:55:09 But I can't read. What, what? What!
756 00:55:12 I don't suppose you know how to write? No, sir.
757 00:55:15 Well, what do you know? Well, I...
758 00:55:17 Never mind, never mind. We'll start at the bottom. The ABC's.
759 00:55:22 First the A and now the B.
760 00:55:26 Loop and around and there's the C.
761 00:55:30 Merlin, look. I can write!
762 00:55:33 Oh, yes, yes. That's very good, boy.
763 00:55:36 Hen scratch, that's all. Hen scratch.
764 00:55:38 Now, come on. D, E, F.
765 00:55:42 And now the G.
766 00:55:44 You see, it's as simple as... No, no, no, no, boy!
767 00:55:48 Use your head, use your head, will you? How do you expect to learn anything?
768 00:55:52 Archimedes.
769 00:55:53 Have you seen that flying machine model?
770 00:55:59 I have nothing to do with your futuristic fiddle-faddle, you know that.
771 00:56:03 What's that thing up there?
772 00:56:06 Yes, of course. Here we are.
773 00:56:09 Do you mean man will fly in one of those someday?
774 00:56:11 If man were meant to fly, he'd have been born with wings.
775 00:56:16 I am about to prove otherwise, Archimedes, if you care to watch.
776 00:56:22 Here she goes!
777 00:56:26 No, no, no!
778 00:56:30 Man will fly, all right.
779 00:56:33 Just like a rock.
780 00:56:37 It would have worked if...
781 00:56:40 If it weren't for this infernal beard.
782 00:56:53 I never...
783 00:56:55 Never in my whole...
784 00:57:04 Man will fly someday, I tell you.
785 00:57:07 I have been there. I have seen it.
786 00:57:10 I do hope so. I've always dreamed about flying.
787 00:57:15 That I was a bird and that I could go sailing all over the sky,
788 00:57:18 high above everything.
789 00:57:20 Avis alitus avita atheta. Prestidigitonium.
790 00:57:24 It's my favorite dream.
791 00:57:26 But then, I suppose everybody dreams about flying.
792 00:57:31 I'm a bird, I'm a bird, I'm a bird!
793 00:57:33 Hold it, boy. Not so fast, not so fast.
794 00:57:37 First, I'd better explain the mechanics of a bird's wing.
795 00:57:41 Now, these large feathers
796 00:57:44 are called the primaries, and...
797 00:57:48 And since when do you know all about birds' wings?
798 00:57:52 I have made an extensive study of birds in flight and I...
799 00:57:56 And if you don't mind, I happen to be a bird.
800 00:58:01 All right, Mr. Know-it-All! He's your pupil.
801 00:58:06 Now, boy, flying is not merely some crude mechanical process.
802 00:58:14 It is a delicate art, purely aesthetic,
803 00:58:17 poetry of motion.
804 00:58:19 And the best way to learn it is to do it.
805 00:58:22 Now, since we're pretty far up, we'll start with a glide.
806 00:58:26 Spread your wings way out. Way out!
807 00:58:29 That's it, that's it.
808 00:58:30 Now, fan your tail.
809 00:58:33 Tippety toe, tippety toe and off we go.
810 00:58:40 Now, tuck your feet under like me.
811 00:58:42 That's it. That's the idea.
812 00:58:46 Whoa. What?
813 00:58:48 And don't fight the air currents. Use them.
814 00:59:03 Well, say, boy!
815 00:59:05 That's pretty good.
816 00:59:07 Well, boy, you're a natural.
817 00:59:10 Are you sure this is the first time that you...
818 00:59:14 Wart, Wart, hawk, hawk!
819 00:59:17 Look out, boy, heads up! Come on, Wart!
820 00:59:22 Archimedes, help!
821 00:59:29 Wart! Wart!
822 00:59:44 What?
823 00:59:53 Sounds like someone's sick.
824 00:59:56 How lovely.
825 00:59:58 I do hope it's serious.
826 01:00:00 Something dreadful.
827 01:00:03 Bat gizzards.
828 01:00:04 It's nothing but a scrawny little sparrow with a beak full of soot.
829 01:00:08 I'm not really a sparrow. I'm a boy.
830 01:00:12 A boy?
831 01:00:14 Merlin changed me with his magic.
832 01:00:16 He's the world's most powerful wizard.
833 01:00:18 Merlin!
834 01:00:20 Merlin. The world's most powerful bungler.
835 01:00:23 Why, boy, I've got more magic in one little finger.
836 01:00:28 Now, don't tell me you've never heard of the marvelous Madam Mim?
837 01:00:32 Well, no, I don't guess so.
838 01:00:35 Madam Mim!
839 01:00:37 Good heavens.
840 01:00:38 Why, boy, I'm the greatest.
841 01:00:41 I'm truly marvelous.
842 01:00:43 With only a touch I have the power
843 01:00:48 Zim zabberim bim
844 01:00:49 To wither a flower
845 01:00:52 I find delight in the gruesome and grim
846 01:00:55 That's terrible. Thank you, my boy.
847 01:00:58 But that's nothing, nothing for me.
848 01:01:02 'Cause I'm the magnificent, marvelous mad Madam Mim
849 01:01:07 You know what? I can even change size.
850 01:01:11 I can be huge
851 01:01:14 Fill the whole house
852 01:01:16 I can be teeny small as a mouse
853 01:01:19 Black sorcery is my dish of tea
854 01:01:25 It comes easy to me
855 01:01:27 'Cause I'm the magnificent, marvelous mad Madam Mim
856 01:01:35 Marvelous, boy. Marvelous, I'm marvelous.
857 01:01:40 Say, lad, did you know that I can make myself uglier yet?
858 01:01:45 That would be some trick.
859 01:01:48 I mean... Want to bet?
860 01:01:53 You see? I win, I win!
861 01:01:55 Aren't I hideous, boy?
862 01:01:57 Perfectly revolting? Well... Yes, ma'am.
863 01:02:01 But you ain't seen nothin' yet. Watch this.
864 01:02:06 I can be beautiful Lovely and fair
865 01:02:10 Silvery voice Long purple hair
866 01:02:22 But it's only skin-deep Zim zabberim zim
867 01:02:27 I'm an ugly old creep
868 01:02:29 The magnificent, marvelous mad, mad, mad, mad Madam Mim
869 01:02:38 Now what do you think, boy?
870 01:02:40 Who's the greatest?
871 01:02:43 Well, Merlin's magic is always,
872 01:02:46 well, useful for something good.
873 01:02:50 And he must see something good in you.
874 01:02:53 I suppose so.
875 01:02:55 Yes, and in my book that's bad.
876 01:02:58 So, my boy, I'm afraid I'll have to destroy you.
877 01:03:03 De... Destroy me?
878 01:03:05 Yeah, I'll give you a sporting chance.
879 01:03:07 I'm mad about games, you know.
880 01:03:10 Well, come on. Get going, boy.
881 01:03:13 You gotta keep on your toes in this game.
882 01:03:26 I win, I win!
883 01:03:28 The game's over.
884 01:03:32 Why, you little devil, you!
885 01:03:34 I'll wring your scrawny little neck.
886 01:03:37 Mim. Mim!
887 01:03:39 What... What are you up to?
888 01:03:42 Oh, Merlin.
889 01:03:44 Well, you're just in time. We were playing a little game.
890 01:03:48 She was going to destroy me.
891 01:03:50 And just what are you gonna do about it?
892 01:03:53 Want to fight? Want to have a wizards' duel?
893 01:03:58 As you wish, Madam.
894 01:04:00 Well, come on. Step outside.
895 01:04:03 After you, Madam.
896 01:04:17 What... What's up, boy? What's going on?
897 01:04:20 They're having a wizards' duel. What's that?
898 01:04:23 It's a battle of wits.
899 01:04:24 The players change themselves to different things
900 01:04:27 and attempt to destroy one another. De... Destroy?
901 01:04:32 Just watch, boy. You'll get the idea.
902 01:04:37 First, if you don't mind,
903 01:04:40 I'll make the rules. Rules, indeed.
904 01:04:43 She only wants rules so she can break them.
905 01:04:45 I'll take care of you later, featherbrain.
906 01:04:49 Rule one, no mineral or vegetable.
907 01:04:52 Only animal.
908 01:04:53 Rule two, no make-believe things
909 01:04:56 like, pink dragons and stuff.
910 01:04:59 Rule three, no disappearing.
911 01:05:02 No. Rule four, no cheating.
912 01:05:05 All right, all right. Now, pace off 10.
913 01:05:09 One, two, three, four...
914 01:05:13 Merlin, she disappeared.
915 01:05:16 Mim, now, you made the rules.
916 01:05:33 Change to something else, Merlin.
917 01:05:35 Yes, yes, yes, yes. Give me time to think.
918 01:05:39 Higgity figgity... No, no.
919 01:05:41 Quick, Merlin, hurry!
920 01:05:43 Hoppity hip-
921 01:05:49 Madam, just a minute.
922 01:05:51 This is not...
923 01:05:59 Come on, something bigger. Something smaller.
924 01:06:01 Mim... Mim...
925 01:06:11 Merlin?
926 01:06:12 No disappearing.
927 01:06:38 Mim? Mim?
928 01:06:40 Are you... What's going on here?
929 01:06:43 You... You big blimp.
930 01:06:57 Squash me, will ya?
931 01:07:06 Merlin.
932 01:07:10 Bravo.
933 01:07:14 Just you wait, just you wait. You're gonna pay.
934 01:07:33 So, you want to play rough, do you?
935 01:07:39 All right, Merlin.
936 01:07:41 I'll smash you good, you old crab.
937 01:07:45 Jehoshaphat
938 01:07:49 Here I come, Mim, ready or not.
939 01:07:55 Merlin, you wouldn't dare.
940 01:07:57 Merlin!
941 01:08:09 Now, Mim, Mim, no dragons, remember?
942 01:08:12 Did I say no purple dragons? Did I?
943 01:08:30 I win, I win!
944 01:08:33 That horrible old witch. I'll peck her eyes out.
945 01:08:36 No, no.
946 01:08:42 He's gone. Disappeared.
947 01:08:44 Madam, I have not disappeared.
948 01:08:46 I am very tiny.
949 01:08:48 I am a germ, a rare disease.
950 01:08:52 I'm called Malagalee Telopterosis.
951 01:08:55 And you caught me, Mim.
952 01:08:57 What?
953 01:09:00 First, you break out into spots.
954 01:09:05 Followed by hot and cold flashes.
955 01:09:11 Then violent sneezing.
956 01:09:17 Watch it, boy.
957 01:09:20 You, you, you...
958 01:09:21 You sneaky old scoundrel!
959 01:09:31 It's not too serious, Madam. You should recover in a few weeks
960 01:09:35 and be as good... I mean, as bad, as ever.
961 01:09:39 But I would suggest plenty of rest
962 01:09:41 and lots and lots of sunshine.
963 01:09:46 I hate sunshine.
964 01:09:48 I hate horrible, wholesome sunshine!
965 01:09:52 I hate it, I hate it!
966 01:09:54 I hate, hate, hate...
967 01:09:57 You were really great, Merlin. But you could have been killed.
968 01:10:01 It was worth it, lad, if you learned something from it.
969 01:10:05 Knowledge and wisdom is the real power.
970 01:10:08 Right you are, Wart. So, stick to your schooling, boy.
971 01:10:12 Don't worry. I will, sir. I will.
972 01:10:14 I really will.
973 01:10:18 We will sing all night and all day
974 01:10:21 We will fight for the blue oak tree On a field of white
975 01:10:27 For the blue oak tree
976 01:10:29 On a field of white
977 01:10:39 Here's to victory in London for my son, Kay.
978 01:10:44 Sir Kay. I've been knighted, don't forget.
979 01:10:49 Of course, son, of course.
980 01:10:51 Here's to Sir Kay.
981 01:10:53 And who knows? The future king of all England.
982 01:10:57 Watch it, will ya?
983 01:10:59 Kay the king?
984 01:11:01 What a dreadful thought.
985 01:11:03 Sir Ector, Sir Ector, Hobbs has come down with the mumps.
986 01:11:08 He's all puffed up like a toad.
987 01:11:12 Then Kay will need another squire, hang it all.
988 01:11:15 Wart, you're it. I'm what, sir?
989 01:11:18 Kay's squire. You're going to London.
990 01:11:21 Sir Ector! Wha... Wait. Whoa!
991 01:11:27 Merlin, Archimedes, Merlin!
992 01:11:32 Merlin, look! I'm a squire.
993 01:11:40 Very nice, boy.
994 01:11:42 Yes, indeed.
995 01:11:44 A fine monkey suit for polishing boots.
996 01:11:48 It's what all squires wear.
997 01:11:51 And I thought you were going to amount to something.
998 01:11:54 I thought you had a few brains!
999 01:11:58 Great future.
1000 01:12:01 A stooge for that love you, Kay.
1001 01:12:04 Congratulations, boy!
1002 01:12:08 What do you want me to be?
1003 01:12:10 I'm nobody. You...
1004 01:12:12 You don't know a thing about what's going on today.
1005 01:12:15 I'm lucky to be Kay's squire.
1006 01:12:20 Of all the idiotic... I...
1007 01:12:23 Blow me to Bermuda!
1008 01:12:33 Where did he go? To Bermuda, I suppose.
1009 01:12:37 Where's that? An island way off somewhere
1010 01:12:40 that hasn't been discovered yet. Will he ever come back?
1011 01:12:44 Who knows? Who knows anything?
1012 01:12:52 For the crown of all England,
1013 01:12:55 let the tournament begin!
1014 01:13:16 Kay! Now, it's up to the swords.
1015 01:13:20 Swords? Swords?
1016 01:13:22 Oh, no!
1017 01:13:24 Kay. What? What?
1018 01:13:27 I... I forgot your sword.
1019 01:13:30 Forgot my sword!
1020 01:13:33 I... I left it back at the inn.
1021 01:13:36 Why, you bungling little fool!
1022 01:13:39 You'd better get it, or don't you dare come back!
1023 01:13:48 Let me in, let me in!
1024 01:13:51 Somebody, please! Please let me in!
1025 01:13:53 It's no use, boy, they've all gone to the tournament.
1026 01:13:56 What will I do? Kay's got to have a sword.
1027 01:14:01 Look, boy. Look. There in the churchyard.
1028 01:14:03 A sword. Archimedes. A sword!
1029 01:14:09 You're gonna have a time pulling it out.
1030 01:14:12 Watch it, boy.
1031 01:14:22 Better leave it alone.
1032 01:14:24 But Kay's got to have a sword.
1033 01:14:30 Now, come on, quick. Let's get out of here.
1034 01:14:35 You're up next, son. Better get ready.
1035 01:14:38 Kay, Kay, here's a sword.
1036 01:14:42 This is not my sword. Hold on, Kay.
1037 01:14:46 Wait a minute.
1038 01:14:47 "Whoso pulleth out this sword..."
1039 01:14:52 It's the sword in the stone.
1040 01:14:54 The sword in the stone? It can't be.
1041 01:14:57 But look, it is.
1042 01:14:59 It's the marvelous sword. Hold everything.
1043 01:15:02 Someone's pulled the sword from the stone!
1044 01:15:07 Where did you get it, Wart?
1045 01:15:09 I pulled it out of an anvil that was on a stone
1046 01:15:13 in, in a churchyard.
1047 01:15:18 The lad's a young Samson.
1048 01:15:21 You're making a fool of us, boy.
1049 01:15:23 Now, tell the truth. But I did, sir.
1050 01:15:26 Then come on. Prove it. To the stone with you.
1051 01:15:31 Yes, prove it.
1052 01:15:32 Come on! Prove it!
1053 01:15:41 All right, boy, let's have the miracle.
1054 01:15:50 Now, wait a minute.
1055 01:15:52 Anyone can pull it once it's been pulled.
1056 01:15:57 Go to it, Kay. Give it all you've got.
1057 01:16:01 Put your back into it.
1058 01:16:04 Get out. Push him aside.
1059 01:16:08 Hold on. That's not fair. I say we let the boy try it.
1060 01:16:12 That's what I say. Give the boy a chance.
1061 01:16:16 Go ahead, son.
1062 01:16:30 It's a miracle, ordained by heaven.
1063 01:16:34 This boy is our king.
1064 01:16:37 Well, by Jove.
1065 01:16:40 What's the lad's name? Wart.
1066 01:16:43 I mean, Arthur.
1067 01:16:45 Hail, King Arthur!
1068 01:16:47 Hail, King Arthur! Long live the King!
1069 01:16:52 I can't believe it.
1070 01:16:55 Forgive me, son.
1071 01:16:58 Forgive me. Please don't, sir.
1072 01:17:01 Kay, bow down to your king.
1073 01:17:11 So, at last, the miracle had come to pass
1074 01:17:14 in that far-off time upon New Year's Day.
1075 01:17:17 And the glorious reign of King Arthur was begun.
1076 01:17:25 I can't be a king, Archimedes.
1077 01:17:27 I don't know anything about ruling a country.
1078 01:17:30 I told you to leave the thing in the stone, boy.
1079 01:17:34 I'll run away, that's what I'll do.
1080 01:17:39 They'll have to get somebody else. Better take the side door.
1081 01:17:43 Out the side door.
1082 01:17:49 Hail, King Arthur! Long live the king!
1083 01:17:55 There's another door over there. Over there, come on. Come on.
1084 01:18:02 Long live King Arthur!
1085 01:18:04 Long live...
1086 01:18:07 Looks like we're surrounded, boy.
1087 01:18:10 Archimedes, I wish Merlin was here.
1088 01:18:15 Merlin! Merlin!
1089 01:18:23 Merlin, you're back from Ber... Ber...
1090 01:18:25 Bermuda? Yes.
1091 01:18:27 Back from Bermuda and the 20th century.
1092 01:18:32 And believe me, you can have it.
1093 01:18:35 One big modern mess.
1094 01:18:38 Alakazam.
1095 01:18:40 I'm in an awful pickle. I'm king. He pulled the sword from the stone.
1096 01:18:46 Of course, of course.
1097 01:18:48 King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table.
1098 01:18:53 "Round Table"? Would you rather have a square one?
1099 01:18:56 Oh, no. Round will be fine.
1100 01:19:00 Boy, boy, boy.
1101 01:19:02 You'll become a great legend.
1102 01:19:05 They'll be writing books about you for centuries to come.
1103 01:19:09 Why, they might even make a motion picture about you.
1104 01:19:13 Motion picture?
1105 01:19:17 Well, that's something like television.
1106 01:19:21 Without commercials.
1107 01:19:26 Hail, King Arthur Long live the king.
