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1 00:01:04 What the fuck is that?
2 00:01:06 Jimmy?
3 00:01:08 - What's up? - Did I hit something?
4 00:01:10 What the fuck is that?
5 00:01:12 Maybe you got a flat?
6 00:01:16 No.
7 00:01:19 What the fuck? You better pull over and see.
8 00:01:48 He's still alive. You fucking piece of shit!
9 00:01:50 Die, you motherfucker! Look at me!
10 00:02:02 As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
11 00:02:46 To me,
12 00:02:47 being a gangster was better than being president of the United States.
13 00:02:55 Even before I first wandered into the cabstand for an after-school job...
14 00:02:59 I knew I wanted to be a part of them.
15 00:03:01 It was there that I knew I belonged.
16 00:03:04 To me, it meant being somebody in a neighborhood full of nobodies.
17 00:03:08 They weren't like anybody else. They did whatever they wanted.
18 00:03:12 They double-parked in front of a hydrant, nobody ever gave them a ticket.
19 00:03:15 In the summer, when they played cards all night...
20 00:03:18 nobody ever called the cops.
21 00:03:32 Tony Stacks. How are you?
22 00:03:35 Tuddy Cicero.
23 00:03:37 Could this be the Canarsie Kid?
24 00:03:40 - How are you? - Good.
25 00:03:43 Tuddy.
26 00:03:45 Tuddy ran the cabstand and the Bella Vista Pizzeria...
27 00:03:48 and other places for his brother, Paul, who was the boss of the neighborhood.
28 00:03:57 Paulie might have moved slow...
29 00:04:02 but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.
30 00:04:11 - It's your fault. - You started it.
31 00:04:12 I started it? It's your fault.
32 00:04:15 At first my parents loved that I found a job across the street from the house.
33 00:04:20 My father, who was Irish, was sent to work at the age of 11.
34 00:04:24 He liked that I got myself a job.
35 00:04:26 He always used to say that American kids were spoiled lazy.
36 00:04:32 - Bye, Dad. - Bye.
37 00:04:34 See you, Mikey.
38 00:04:35 Bye, Henry.
39 00:04:37 Henry! Watch how you cross!
40 00:04:39 Bring back milk!
41 00:04:40 My mother was happy after she found out that the Ciceros...
42 00:04:44 came from the same part of Sicily as she did. To my mother...
43 00:04:47 that was the answer to all her prayers.
44 00:04:52 I was the luckiest kid in the world.
45 00:04:54 I could go anywhere, I could do anything.
46 00:04:57 I knew everybody, and everybody knew me.
47 00:05:00 Wiseguys would pull up and Tuddy would toss me their keys...
48 00:05:03 and let me park their Cadillacs.
49 00:05:05 Here I am, this little kid,
50 00:05:07 I can't even see over the steering wheel...
51 00:05:09 and I'm parking Cadillacs.
52 00:05:14 But it wasn't too long...
53 00:05:17 before my parents changed their minds about my job at the cabstand.
54 00:05:21 For your mother and sister.
55 00:05:22 For them, the cabstand was supposed to be a part-time job. But for me...
56 00:05:26 it was definitely full-time.
57 00:05:28 That's all I wanted to do.
58 00:05:30 People like my father could never understand, but I was a part of something.
59 00:05:34 I belonged. I was treated like a grown-up.
60 00:05:38 Tell him 519.
61 00:05:40 Every day I was learning to score.
62 00:05:42 A dollar here, a dollar there.
63 00:05:45 I was living in a fantasy.
64 00:05:49 Did you have a good day at school?
65 00:05:51 My father was always pissed off.
66 00:05:53 Pissed that he made such lousy money...
67 00:05:55 pissed that my kid brother Michael was in a wheelchair.
68 00:05:58 He was pissed that there were seven of us living in such a tiny house.
69 00:06:03 Tell me about this.
70 00:06:05 It's a letter from school.
71 00:06:07 It says you haven't been there in months.
72 00:06:12 In months!
73 00:06:15 You're a bum!
74 00:06:16 Want to grow up to be a bum?
75 00:06:20 After a while, he was mostly pissed because I hung around the cabstand.
76 00:06:24 He knew what went on at that cabstand.
77 00:06:26 Every once in a while, I'd have to take a beating. But by then, I didn't care.
78 00:06:31 The way I saw it...
79 00:06:33 everybody takes a beating sometime.
80 00:06:37 - I can't make any more deliveries. - What? You'll fuck everything up.
81 00:06:41 My dad says he'll kill me. Look.
82 00:06:43 Come on with me.
83 00:06:45 - Is that him, kid? - No.
84 00:06:48 - How about him? - No.
85 00:06:51 - That's the guy. - Get him.
86 00:06:55 Excuse me.
87 00:06:58 - Scumbag. - Come here, you piece of shit.
88 00:07:08 - Know this kid? - Yeah.
89 00:07:10 - Know where he lives? - Yeah.
90 00:07:12 - You deliver mail to his house? - Yeah.
91 00:07:15 From now on, any letter from that school to his house comes directly here.
92 00:07:19 - Understand? - Yeah.
93 00:07:20 Another letter from that school goes to that kid's house...
94 00:07:23 in the fucking oven you'll go, head first.
95 00:07:25 That was it. No more letters from truant officers. No letters from school.
96 00:07:30 In fact, no more letters from anybody.
97 00:07:32 Finally after a few weeks, my mother went to the post office to complain.
98 00:07:36 How could I go to school after that...
99 00:07:38 and pledge allegiance to the flag and sit through good government bullshit?
100 00:07:45 Paulie hated phones. He wouldn't have one in his house.
101 00:07:49 Mickey called. Want me to call him back?
102 00:07:52 All right, make the call.
103 00:07:53 He got all his calls second hand. Then you'd have to call the people back...
104 00:07:57 from an outside phone.
105 00:07:58 Got a nickel? Get him on the phone.
106 00:08:02 There were guys, that's all they did all day, was take care of Paulie's calls.
107 00:08:16 For a guy who moved all day long, Paulie didn't talk to six people.
108 00:08:20 If there was a union problem or, say, a beef in the numbers...
109 00:08:24 only the top guys could meet with Paulie to discuss the problem.
110 00:08:27 Everything was one-on-one. Paulie hated conferences.
111 00:08:31 He didn't want anybody hearing what he said...
112 00:08:34 and he didn't want anybody listening to what he was being told.
113 00:08:37 Hundreds of guys depended on Paulie, he got a piece of everything they made.
114 00:08:42 It was a tribute, like in the old country, except they were doing it in America.
115 00:08:46 All they got from Paulie was protection from other guys looking to rip them off.
116 00:08:51 That's what it's all about. That's what the FBI could never understand.
117 00:08:55 What Paulie and the Organization does...
118 00:08:58 is offer protection for people who can't go to the cops. That's it.
119 00:09:02 That's all it is. They're like the police department for wiseguys.
120 00:09:16 People looked at me differently, and they knew I was with somebody.
121 00:09:20 I didn't have to wait in line at the bakery on Sunday mornings for fresh bread.
122 00:09:25 The owner knew who I was with...
123 00:09:26 and he'd come from around the counter. No matter how many were waiting...
124 00:09:30 I was taken care of first.
125 00:09:32 Our neighbors didn't park in our driveway anymore...
126 00:09:35 even though we didn't have a car. At 13...
127 00:09:37 I was making more money than most of the grown-ups around.
128 00:09:40 I had more money than I could spend. I had it all.
129 00:09:54 One day, some neighborhood kids carried my mother's groceries all the way home.
130 00:09:59 You know why?
131 00:10:01 It was out of respect.
132 00:10:04 Hi, Mom, what do you think?
133 00:10:08 - Look at my shoes, aren't they great? - My God.
134 00:10:11 You look like a gangster.
135 00:10:13 They shot me. Help!
136 00:10:17 Henry, shut the door.
137 00:10:20 That was the first time I had ever seen anyone shot.
138 00:10:24 Can't have that in here. Jesus Christ!
139 00:10:27 I can't have that in this joint.
140 00:10:29 I remember feeling bad about the guy...
141 00:10:31 but I also remember feeling that maybe Tuddy was right.
142 00:10:34 I knew Paulie didn't want anybody dying in the building.
143 00:10:37 You're a real jerk. You wasted eight fucking aprons on this guy.
144 00:10:41 What the hell's wrong with you? I got to toughen this kid up.
145 00:11:04 It was a glorious time.
146 00:11:07 And wiseguys were all over the place.
147 00:11:10 It was before Apalachin and before Crazy Joe...
148 00:11:13 decided to take on a boss and start a war.
149 00:11:17 It was when I met the world.
150 00:11:19 And it was when I first met Jimmy Conway.
151 00:11:23 He couldn't have been more than 28 or 29 at the time...
152 00:11:27 but he was already a legend.
153 00:11:29 He'd walk in the door and everybody who worked the room just went wild.
154 00:11:33 He'd give the doorman $100 just for opening the door.
155 00:11:36 He'd give hundreds to the dealers and the guys who ran the games.
156 00:11:40 The bartender got $100 just for keeping the ice cubes cold.
157 00:11:43 The Irishman is here to take all you guineas' money.
158 00:11:49 - Want a drink? - Give me a 7 and 7.
159 00:11:59 - I'd like you to meet the kid Henry. - How you doing?
160 00:12:05 - Thank you. - Keep them coming.
161 00:12:08 Jimmy was one of the most feared guys in the city.
162 00:12:11 He was first locked up at 11...
163 00:12:13 and he was doing hits for mob bosses when he was 16.
164 00:12:16 See, hits never bothered Jimmy. It was business.
165 00:12:19 But what Jimmy really loved to do...
166 00:12:21 what he really loved to do was steal.
167 00:12:23 He actually enjoyed it.
168 00:12:26 Jimmy was the kind of guy who rooted for the bad guys in the movies.
169 00:12:30 Give me your wallet.
170 00:12:35 You might know who we are, but we know who you are. Understand?
171 00:12:39 He was one of the city's biggest hijackers...
172 00:12:41 of booze, cigarettes, razor blades, shrimp and lobsters.
173 00:12:45 Shrimp and lobsters were best. They went really fast.
174 00:12:48 Almost all of them were gimmies. They just gave it up, no problem.
175 00:12:52 They called him Jimmy the Gent.
176 00:12:54 Help the lady.
177 00:12:55 Drivers loved him. They used to tip him off...
178 00:12:57 about the really good loads. Of course, everybody got a piece.
179 00:13:01 Thanks, I'll be back for the rest later.
180 00:13:03 Okay, see you later.
181 00:13:07 Henry, come here.
182 00:13:10 - Say hello to Tommy. - How're you doing, Henry?
183 00:13:12 You're gonna be working together, okay?
184 00:13:14 Help him. Go ahead.
185 00:13:16 Jimmy, you got anything good?
186 00:13:19 And when the cops assigned a whole army to stop Jimmy, what did he do?
187 00:13:24 He made them partners.
188 00:13:26 I'd complain, but who'd listen?
189 00:13:28 - One Pall Mall. - There you go.
190 00:13:30 - What do you need? - Two Luckies.
191 00:13:32 - Here you go, Henry. - Thanks a lot... What do you need?
192 00:13:35 - One Pall Mall. - One Pall Mall, here you go.
193 00:13:38 - What are you doing? - It's all right.
194 00:13:40 - You have permission from your mother? - How many cartons you need?
195 00:13:43 - Where'd you get the cigarettes? - Get him out of here.
196 00:13:46 - It's okay. - It's not okay.
197 00:13:48 - You don't understand. - You don't understand. Store's closed.
198 00:13:56 - Henry got pinched. - Where?
199 00:13:58 By the factory, selling cigarettes.
200 00:14:00 Henry Hill. The People of the State of New York vs. Henry Hill.
201 00:14:04 Docket number 704162.
202 00:14:09 Yes, sir. That's me.
203 00:14:13 Just stand there. Now stay there.
204 00:14:23 Counselor, proceed.
205 00:14:28 Congratulations.
206 00:14:29 Here's your graduation present.
207 00:14:32 - What for? I got pinched. - Everyone does, but you did it right.
208 00:14:35 You told them nothing, and they got nothing.
209 00:14:37 - I thought you'd be mad. - I'm not mad, I'm proud of you.
210 00:14:40 You took your first pinch like a man and learned the two greatest things in life.
211 00:14:45 - What? - Look at me.
212 00:14:48 Never rat on your friends...
213 00:14:50 and always keep your mouth shut.
214 00:14:55 Here he is.
215 00:14:57 You broke your cherry.
216 00:15:06 Congratulations!
217 00:15:43 By the time I grew up, there was $30 billion a year in cargo...
218 00:15:46 moving through Idlewild Airport...
219 00:15:48 and believe me, we tried to steal every bit of it.
220 00:15:51 See, you gotta understand, we grew up near the airport.
221 00:15:54 It belonged to Paulie.
222 00:15:56 We had friends and relatives who worked all over the place.
223 00:15:59 They would tip us off about what was coming in and moving out.
224 00:16:03 If any truckers or airlines gave us trouble...
225 00:16:06 Paulie had the union people scare them with a strike. It was beautiful.
226 00:16:10 It was a bigger moneymaker than numbers and Jimmy was in charge of it all.
227 00:16:14 Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the airport.
228 00:16:17 To us, it was better than Citibank.
229 00:16:31 You got a phone? Come on!
230 00:16:33 Two niggers just stole my truck. Can you believe that shit?
231 00:16:42 There was Jimmy...
232 00:16:44 and Tommy and me.
233 00:16:46 And there was Anthony Stabile.
234 00:16:48 How're you doing?
235 00:16:49 Frankie Carbone.
236 00:16:53 And then there was Mo Black's brother, Fat Andy.
237 00:16:57 And his guys, Frankie the Wop.
238 00:17:01 Freddy No Nose.
239 00:17:04 And then there was Pete the Killer, who was Sally Balls'brother.
240 00:17:11 Then you had Nickey Eyes...
241 00:17:14 and Mikey Franzese.
242 00:17:16 That guy, I wanna see him.
243 00:17:17 Jimmy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice.
244 00:17:21 I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
245 00:17:36 What is this? Coats? Henry, I need suits, not coats.
246 00:17:40 Suits are coming Thursday.
247 00:17:42 But it's the middle of summer. What'll I do with fur coats?
248 00:17:45 You don't want furs? I'll take them away.
249 00:17:47 No, I want them. We'll hang them in the freezer with the meat. How's that?
250 00:17:52 For us, to live any other way was nuts.
251 00:17:55 To us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks...
252 00:17:59 and took the subway to work every day and worried about bills, were dead.
253 00:18:03 They were suckers. They had no balls.
254 00:18:06 If we wanted something, we just took it.
255 00:18:09 If anyone complained twice, they got hit so bad they never complained again.
256 00:18:13 It was just all routine. You didn't even think about it.
257 00:18:20 Frankie, what the fuck does 520 have to do with 469?
258 00:18:23 I can't believe this guy.
259 00:18:24 520 ain't even close to 469. What's that got to do with anything?
260 00:18:32 Piece of cake. It's all there.
261 00:18:33 Don't worry about the alarms. I just gotta find a way to get the key.
262 00:18:37 - No problem, right? - I'll take care of it.
263 00:18:47 - Tell him what you were telling me. - Too good to be true.
264 00:18:51 Big score coming from Air France. Bags of money coming in.
265 00:18:56 Tourists and American servicemen change their money...
266 00:18:59 into French money and send it back here.
267 00:19:01 - Calm down. - It's beautiful.
268 00:19:04 It's totally untraceable. Okay?
269 00:19:07 The only problem is getting a key, but I've got a plan.
270 00:19:10 - Me and Frenchy and this citizen. - Yeah, he's a piece of work.
271 00:19:13 If I'm right, there could be $500,000 coming in, all cash.
272 00:19:18 The best time is probably over a weekend. So maybe Saturday night.
273 00:19:22 There's a Jewish holiday on Monday.
274 00:19:24 They won't find out until Tuesday. Beautiful.
275 00:19:27 What about the security?
276 00:19:29 Security?
277 00:19:30 You're looking at it. It's a joke. I'm the midnight-to-eight man.
278 00:19:34 I'm the commandant.
279 00:19:35 He just comes in like he's picking up lost baggage.
280 00:19:38 - It's beautiful. - It won't be a problem at all.
281 00:19:41 - Good. - We're on.
282 00:19:44 What's really funny is that fucking bank job in Secaucus.
283 00:19:47 I'm in the middle of the weeds, lying down.
284 00:19:49 He says, "What are you doing?"
285 00:19:51 I said, "I'm resting."
286 00:19:52 "Here? This ain't no beach or park." I said, "I'm resting."
287 00:19:57 He pulls me in, starts asking questions. You know, this and that.
288 00:20:00 "What are you going to tell us?" I said, "My usual. Nothing."
289 00:20:04 "Why tell you?" The fuck. He says, "No, you'll tell me something today."
290 00:20:08 I said, "Okay, go fuck your mother."
291 00:20:15 You saw the paper, Anthony. My head was out like this.
292 00:20:19 Now I'm coming around, and who do I see in front of me?
293 00:20:22 This prick again. He says, "What do you want to tell me now?"
294 00:20:26 I said, "What are you doing here? I told you to go fuck your mother."
295 00:20:31 I thought he was gonna shit.
296 00:20:36 The fuckers. I wish I was big just once.
297 00:20:43 Funny. You're really funny.
298 00:20:46 What do you mean, I'm funny?
299 00:20:48 It's funny, you know. It's a good story.
300 00:20:52 You're a funny guy.
301 00:20:54 You mean the way I talk? What?
302 00:20:57 It's just, you know. You're just funny.
303 00:21:01 You know, the way you tell the story and everything.
304 00:21:04 Funny how? What's funny about it?
305 00:21:07 - Tommy, you got it all wrong. - Anthony.
306 00:21:10 He's a big boy. He knows what he said. What did you say?
307 00:21:16 Just, you know. You're funny.
308 00:21:19 Let me understand this.
309 00:21:21 Maybe I'm a little fucked up.
310 00:21:23 But, I'm funny, how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you?
311 00:21:27 I make you laugh? I'm here to fucking amuse you?
312 00:21:30 What do you mean, funny? How am I funny?
313 00:21:36 You know, how you tell a story.
314 00:21:39 No, I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny.
315 00:21:43 How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me?
316 00:21:46 Tell me what's funny.
317 00:21:54 Get the fuck out of here, Tommy.
318 00:21:56 Motherfucker! I almost had him!
319 00:22:00 You stuttering prick, you!
320 00:22:02 Frankie, was he shaking?
321 00:22:05 I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
322 00:22:14 Jesus Christ.
323 00:22:15 What the fuck is it with you? I thought I was getting pinched already.
324 00:22:19 He's hanging on my fucking neck like a vulture. What do you want?
325 00:22:22 This guy didn't want to come and give you the check.
326 00:22:26 Could you take care of this?
327 00:22:28 No problem. Tell him to put it on my tab. Of course.
328 00:22:30 That's what I want to talk to you about.
329 00:22:33 It ain't just this one. It's seven big ones you owe me.
330 00:22:36 $7,000, that ain't peanuts. I don't mean to be out of order...
331 00:22:40 Don't mean to be out of order?
332 00:22:42 It's good you don't mean to be out of order.
333 00:22:45 Embarrassing me in front of my friends, like I'm a deadbeat.
334 00:22:49 You know, Sonny, you're a fucking mutt.
335 00:22:51 You know the money we spend in this fucking...
336 00:22:53 - Don't be like that. - What do you mean?
337 00:23:02 Do you believe this prick? You think this is funny?
338 00:23:07 What the fuck are you looking at? You fucking moron!
339 00:23:12 You don't want to bring the check?
340 00:23:16 Do you believe this prick?
341 00:23:21 You're supposed to be doing this stuff, too.
342 00:23:24 You're a funny guy.
343 00:23:26 - That's it, Henry. - No, go back.
344 00:23:30 You want to laugh? This prick last week asked me to christen his kid.
345 00:23:35 I charged him $7,000.
346 00:23:40 You really are a funny guy.
347 00:23:46 I'm worried. I'm hearing all kinds of fucking bad things.
348 00:23:49 He's treating me like I'm a fucking fag.
349 00:23:52 I got to go on the lam in order to get away from this guy.
350 00:23:55 This ain't right. I can't go here, I can't go there.
351 00:23:58 You think you're the only one? I talk to them, they don't listen.
352 00:24:02 If you tell him, he'll stop. I'll wind up being declared an MIA.
353 00:24:06 They'll find me in the back of a car somewhere in the weeds.
354 00:24:09 You've known this Tommy all your life. Who knows better?
355 00:24:12 This cocksucker's an arch criminal.
356 00:24:14 When I leave my house, before I get to the car I look over both shoulders.
357 00:24:17 This is no way to live. I'm no fence jumper.
358 00:24:20 I'm around you all my life, tell me what I gotta do.
359 00:24:22 - Whatever I got to do, I'm gonna do. - What could I do?
360 00:24:25 If there was something I could do, I would. I would like to help you out.
361 00:24:30 Sonny, tell him what we talked about.
362 00:24:33 - You think it's all right? - Yeah.
363 00:24:37 Maybe you could come in with me, take a piece of this joint. It'd be good.
364 00:24:41 What are you talking about? You mean the restaurant?
365 00:24:44 It's a classy place. Look at the layout.
366 00:24:47 You've been in there a million times. You know how it looks.
367 00:24:51 Tommy taking over this joint is like putting a silk hat on a pig.
368 00:24:54 I don't mean no disrespect, but that's the way it is.
369 00:24:58 I know you're his friend. I'm begging you. What can I say?
370 00:25:02 What am I gonna do? What do you want from me?
371 00:25:05 I don't know anything about the restaurant business. Nothing.
372 00:25:09 All I know is to sit down and order a meal, not how to make a restaurant.
373 00:25:12 Not for you. It's just a place to hang.
374 00:25:15 The chef is great. The shows are good. There's a lot of whores coming in.
375 00:25:19 I'd love to help you, but what do you want from me? What'll I do?
376 00:25:22 Tommy's a bad kid, a bad seed. What am I supposed to do? Shoot him?
377 00:25:25 That wouldn't be a bad idea.
378 00:25:32 I'm sorry I said that. I didn't mean it. I just mean that he's scaring me.
379 00:25:37 I just need help. Help me, please.
380 00:25:40 You know anything about this restaurant business?
381 00:25:43 He knows everything. He's there 24 hours a day.
382 00:25:46 Another fucking few minutes, he could be a stool.
383 00:25:48 That's how often he's in there.
384 00:25:50 You want me to be your partner? Is that what you're telling me?
385 00:25:54 What the fuck you think I'm talking about? Paulie, please. Come on.
386 00:25:58 It's not even fair.
387 00:26:00 You don't understand.
388 00:26:02 You run the joint. Maybe I'll try to help you, all right.
389 00:26:05 God bless you, Paulie. I appreciate it. You've always been fair with me.
390 00:26:10 Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie.
391 00:26:14 Trouble with a bill, he can go to Paulie.
392 00:26:16 Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy...
393 00:26:18 he can call Paulie.
394 00:26:20 Now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week...
395 00:26:23 no matter what.
396 00:26:24 "Business is bad? Fuck you, pay me. Had a fire? Fuck you, pay me.
397 00:26:28 "The place got hit by lightning? Fuck you, pay me."
398 00:26:31 Can I get one of those TVs?
399 00:26:33 Also, Paulie could do anything.
400 00:26:35 Especially run up bills on the joint's credit. And why not?
401 00:26:38 Nobody's gonna pay for it anyway.
402 00:26:41 When deliveries are made at the front door...
403 00:26:43 you move the stuff out the back and sell it at a discount.
404 00:26:46 You take a $200 case of booze and sell it for $100.
405 00:26:49 It doesn't matter. It's all profit.
406 00:26:53 Then finally, when there's nothing left...
407 00:26:56 Fucking shame.
408 00:26:57 ...when you can't borrow another buck or buy another case of booze...
409 00:27:02 you bust the joint out. You light a match.
410 00:27:04 Do you need help reaching anything?
411 00:27:06 You look like you're decorating a Christmas tree.
412 00:27:09 You don't know what you're doing.
413 00:27:14 She's from the Five Towns.
414 00:27:16 Who?
415 00:27:18 The Jew broad, Diane, I was telling you I'm going to shag.
416 00:27:22 I've been trying to bang her for a fucking month now.
417 00:27:25 She won't go out with me alone.
418 00:27:27 - No. - No, what?
419 00:27:30 No, what? Who the fuck asked you anything?
420 00:27:32 I didn't ask you. Hear what I'm going to say.
421 00:27:35 All right, what?
422 00:27:37 Okay, what.
423 00:27:38 She don't want to go out with Italians alone.
424 00:27:41 She's prejudiced against Italians.
425 00:27:43 You fucking believe that? In this day and age?
426 00:27:46 What the fuck is this world coming to?
427 00:27:49 I can't believe this. A Jew broad, prejudiced against Italians.
428 00:27:53 She won't go out with me alone unless her girlfriend comes with us.
429 00:27:57 So you come along, go out with her girlfriend.
430 00:27:59 See? I knew it.
431 00:28:01 You knew what? What the fuck is wrong with that?
432 00:28:03 - When is this? - Tomorrow night.
433 00:28:06 I can't, I gotta meet Tuddy.
434 00:28:07 You could meet Tuddy. You can come early and then still go.
435 00:28:10 - Why do you always do this? - Don't give me that shit.
436 00:28:13 What did I ask you for? I'm asking you for a favor.
437 00:28:15 I do a lot of fucking favors for you.
438 00:28:17 I'm trying to bang this fucking broad. Help me out.
439 00:28:22 I don't understand you. She's beautiful!
440 00:28:25 Her fucking family lives in the Five Towns. These Jews got money.
441 00:28:28 Maybe the family owns the whole block. You may wind up with a big score.
442 00:28:33 You with your fucking mouth.
443 00:28:40 I had a meeting with Tuddy at 11:00, and here I am, a backup guy for Tommy.
444 00:28:45 How about it? Did you have enough to eat?
445 00:28:47 It was delicious. I'm just watching my diet.
446 00:28:50 Let me watch your figure.
447 00:28:51 I couldn't wait to get away.
448 00:28:53 I was ordering the dessert when they were eating dinner.
449 00:28:56 When they were having coffee, I was asking for a check.
450 00:28:58 I had business.
451 00:29:00 Have some coffee. It'll wake you up.
452 00:29:05 - Can we have the check? - What are you doing?
453 00:29:07 - I got to go. - We just got here.
454 00:29:09 I got that thing. I gotta go.
455 00:29:11 Wait a couple of minutes. We'll leave together.
456 00:29:13 This way we don't go out like a bunch of hobos, one at a time.
457 00:29:18 I couldn't stand him.
458 00:29:20 I thought he was really obnoxious.
459 00:29:22 He kept fidgeting around.
460 00:29:25 You don't mind, do you? That's very annoying.
461 00:29:31 Good? You might prefer Manischewitz, but it'd look funny on my table.
462 00:29:38 - Ready? - Henry, lighten up.
463 00:29:40 We just got here. What are you doing?
464 00:29:43 Before it was time to go home, he was pushing me into the car...
465 00:29:46 then pulling me out. It was ridiculous.
466 00:29:50 Diane and Tommy made us promise...
467 00:29:53 to meet them again on Friday night.
468 00:29:55 We agreed.
469 00:29:56 Of course, when Friday night came around, Henry stood me up.
470 00:30:00 I feel terrible. I don't know where he is.
471 00:30:03 He really liked you, too. All he did was talk about her.
472 00:30:06 We were a trio instead of a double date that night.
473 00:30:09 He would have called. I hope it's nothing serious.
474 00:30:12 But I made Tommy take me looking for him.
475 00:30:19 Tommy, what the fuck?
476 00:30:21 You got some nerve standing me up.
477 00:30:24 Nobody does that to me.
478 00:30:26 Who do you think you are, Frankie Valli or some kind of big shot?
479 00:30:30 Slow down, I forgot. I thought it was next week.
480 00:30:34 It was this Friday and you agreed, so you're a liar!
481 00:30:38 We can talk about this. Take it easy.
482 00:30:40 Talk about it?
483 00:30:41 Talk to you after what you just did to me? Forget it.
484 00:30:45 I thought you would stand me up. You looked bored. You didn't say anything.
485 00:30:52 Let me make it up to you.
486 00:30:54 I'll think about it.
487 00:30:56 I remember, she was screaming on the street, and I mean loud.
488 00:31:00 But she looked good.
489 00:31:01 I'll think about it. But it'll cost you, Hill. A lot.
490 00:31:04 She had these great eyes just like Liz Taylor's.
491 00:31:07 At least that's what I thought.
492 00:31:11 Hello, Henry.
493 00:31:12 - You're ready? - Yeah.
494 00:31:13 Come on.
495 00:31:15 - No, wait a minute. - What?
496 00:31:16 Quick, you have to cover that cross. My mother sees that...
497 00:31:19 Karen.
498 00:31:21 Mom.
499 00:31:23 - I'd like you to meet my friend, Henry Hill. - How do you do?
500 00:31:26 My daughter says that you're half Jewish.
501 00:31:30 It's just the good half.
502 00:31:33 - Thank you, sir. - Bye, see you later, thanks.
503 00:31:35 What're you doing? You're leaving your car?
504 00:31:37 He watches the car for me.
505 00:31:39 It's easier than leaving it at a garage and waiting.
506 00:31:42 It's a lot quicker that way, you know what I mean?
507 00:31:52 I like going in this way. It's better than waiting in line.
508 00:32:00 How are you doing? What's up? Here you go.
509 00:32:10 - How are you doing? - I'm doing all right.
510 00:32:17 Every time I come here, every time, you two. Don't you work?
511 00:33:11 Henry, nice to see you. Hi, how are you?
512 00:33:14 Anthony, right in the front.
513 00:33:17 Anything you need, just let me know.
514 00:33:37 Tony, thanks a lot. I appreciate it.
515 00:33:48 - You gave them $20 each. - It's all right.
516 00:33:51 Henry, this is with Mr. Tony, over there.
517 00:33:53 - Where? - Over there.
518 00:33:55 Thanks a lot, Tony.
519 00:34:00 - What do you do? - What?
520 00:34:02 - What do you do? - I'm in construction.
521 00:34:07 They don't feel like you're in construction.
522 00:34:10 I'm a union delegate.
523 00:34:13 Now, ladies and gentlemen...
524 00:34:14 the Copacabana is proud to present the king of one-liners...
525 00:34:19 Henny Youngman.
526 00:34:27 How are you all? I'm glad to be here. Take my wife, please.
527 00:34:33 I take my wife everywhere but she finds her way home.
528 00:34:38 I said, "Where do you wanna go for our anniversary?"
529 00:34:41 She said, "Somewhere I've never been before."
530 00:34:43 I said, "Try the kitchen."
531 00:34:46 Dr. Wellsler is here.
532 00:34:47 Gave a guy six months to live. Couldn't pay his bill.
533 00:34:51 Gave him another six months.
534 00:34:55 I love this crowd.
535 00:35:11 Air France made me.
536 00:35:13 We walked out with $420,000 without using a gun.
537 00:35:17 And we did the right thing. We gave Paulie his tribute.
538 00:35:25 $60,000.
539 00:35:27 It's going to be a good summer.
540 00:35:32 I'm proud of you. That is a lot of money for a kid like you.
541 00:35:36 Anybody asks you where you got it, you got it in Vegas playing craps, all right?
542 00:35:40 All right.
543 00:35:43 Check, sir.
544 00:35:47 No. You have to sign for it here.
545 00:35:51 Should I tip him?
546 00:36:01 - How are you doing? - Okay. How are you?
547 00:36:05 Henry, this is Bruce. Bruce, this is Henry.
548 00:36:08 Good to meet you.
549 00:36:11 I'll see you around later.
550 00:36:18 - Do you know him? - Yeah.
551 00:36:20 He lives across the street.
552 00:36:47 One night, Bobby Vinton sent us champagne. There was nothing like it.
553 00:36:52 I didn't think there was anything strange in any of this.
554 00:36:56 A 21-year-old kid with such connections.
555 00:37:01 He was an exciting guy.
556 00:37:04 He was really nice. He introduced me to everybody.
557 00:37:09 Everybody wanted to be nice to him.
558 00:37:12 He knew how to handle it.
559 00:37:22 Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time.
560 00:37:24 Morrie's wigs don't come off!
561 00:37:27 Even underwater.
562 00:37:28 And remember, Morrie's wigs are tested against hurricane winds.
563 00:37:33 Forget about money. You can afford a Morrie wig. Priced to fit every budget.
564 00:37:37 Call me now!
565 00:37:40 Come in for a personalized fitting.
566 00:37:46 Come on, Morrie. Jimmy's waiting. You're past due.
567 00:37:49 You're a good kid. We've been good to each other.
568 00:37:52 But there's something unreasonable going on here.
569 00:37:54 Jimmy's being a ball-breaker.
570 00:37:57 Give him 8-to-5 on Cleveland.
571 00:37:59 I never had to pay the vigorish he demands. Am I something special?
572 00:38:02 What am I, a schmuck on wheels?
573 00:38:04 You know Jimmy. You borrowed his money. Pay him.
574 00:38:07 I didn't agree to three points above the vig.
575 00:38:09 What are you going to do? Fight with Jimmy Conway?
576 00:38:12 He wants his money. Give him his money and we'll go.
577 00:38:14 Fuck him!
578 00:38:16 Fuck him in the ear! Fuck him in the other ear!
579 00:38:19 Did I ever bust his balls? Did I?
580 00:38:21 I could've dropped a dime a million times.
581 00:38:24 You're talking crazy. Stop it now, will you?
582 00:38:27 You got money for that fucking commercial.
583 00:38:30 You don't got my money?
584 00:38:33 Jimmy, he's gonna pay you.
585 00:38:35 I'll fucking kill you. Give me the money, cocksucker.
586 00:38:39 Pay me my money.
587 00:38:40 He'll pay.
588 00:38:43 Morrie's. Who's this? He's here.
589 00:38:47 - Jimmy, I'm sorry. - You should be sorry.
590 00:38:49 Don't do it again. Give me the fucking money!
591 00:38:53 You hear me? Give me the fucking money.
592 00:38:56 I'll give you. You've got it, kid. You've got it, believe me.
593 00:38:59 Karen, slow down.
594 00:39:03 Where? Stay there. Don't move.
595 00:39:06 - What happened? - It's Karen, Jimmy.
596 00:39:08 - Money today. - I'll pay.
597 00:39:21 What happened?
598 00:39:24 - Are you all right? - Yeah.
599 00:39:25 Who did it?
600 00:39:27 This guy who lives across the street from me that I've known all my life.
601 00:39:37 He started to touch me. He stared to grab me.
602 00:39:40 I told him to stop. He didn't stop.
603 00:39:42 I hit him back. And then he got really angry.
604 00:39:49 He pushed me out of the car.
605 00:39:58 You sure you're all right?
606 00:40:03 Why don't you go inside and get yourself together. Clean up.
607 00:40:28 What do you want, fucko? You want something?
608 00:40:37 I swear on my fucking mother, if you touch her again, you're dead.
609 00:40:43 Don't shoot.
610 00:41:04 - Hide this. Are you all right? - Yeah.
611 00:41:12 I know there are women, like my best friends...
612 00:41:15 who would have gotten out the minute their boyfriend...
613 00:41:18 gave them a gun to hide. But I didn't.
614 00:41:21 I've got to admit the truth. It turned me on.
615 00:41:31 Mazel tov!
616 00:42:05 Why don't you be like your friend Henry? He's got a nice girl.
617 00:42:09 He's settling down now. He's married.
618 00:42:12 Pretty soon he'll have a nice family.
619 00:42:15 And you're still bouncing around from girl to girl.
620 00:42:26 It was like he had two families.
621 00:42:29 The first time I was introduced to all of them at once, it was crazy.
622 00:42:33 Paulie and his brothers had lots of sons and nephews.
623 00:42:37 Almost all of them were named Peter or Paul.
624 00:42:41 It was unbelievable.
625 00:42:43 Meet Paulie Jr., my nephew. And this is Petey.
626 00:42:47 There must have been two dozen Peters and Pauls at the wedding.
627 00:42:50 This is Marie.
628 00:42:51 Plus, they were all married to girls named Marie.
629 00:42:54 - She looks Italian. - She is Italian, you're right.
630 00:42:57 And they named all their daughters Marie.
631 00:43:01 And this is Pete. No, I mean Paulie. I get confused myself.
632 00:43:05 By the time I finished meeting everybody, I thought I was drunk.
633 00:43:14 Paulie, you shouldn't have.
634 00:43:18 Welcome to the family.
635 00:43:21 Sunday dinner?
636 00:43:22 So beautiful. I want to cry.
637 00:43:25 Here's something to help you get started.
638 00:43:45 - The bag. The bag. - What? What bag?
639 00:43:48 The bag with the envelopes in it, all the money.
640 00:43:52 Don't worry about that. Nobody's going to steal that here.
641 00:44:26 He didn't call?
642 00:44:28 - He's with his friends. - What kind of person doesn't call?
643 00:44:32 He's a grown-up. He doesn't have to call every five minutes.
644 00:44:35 If he was such a grown-up why doesn't he get you two an apartment?
645 00:44:39 Don't start. Mom, you're the one who wanted us here.
646 00:44:42 You're here a month and sometimes I know he doesn't come home at all.
647 00:44:46 What kind of people are these?
648 00:44:48 - What do you want me to do? - Do? What can you do?
649 00:44:51 He's not Jewish. Did you know how these people live?
650 00:44:56 Your father never stayed out all night without calling.
651 00:44:59 Stay out? Daddy never went out at all, Ma! Keep out of it.
652 00:45:03 You don't know how I feel!
653 00:45:05 How do you feel now?
654 00:45:06 You don't know where he is or who he's with.
655 00:45:09 He's with his friends! Dad!
656 00:45:11 Leave him out of this. He's suffered enough.
657 00:45:13 He hasn't digested a decent meal in six weeks.
658 00:45:27 Where were you? Why didn't you call?
659 00:45:30 We were worried to death. A married man does not stay out like this.
660 00:45:36 Normal people don't act like this!
661 00:45:40 What's wrong with you?
662 00:45:42 You're not normal. She's right. What's wrong with you?
663 00:45:46 What kind of person are you? What is the matter with you?
664 00:45:50 What kind of people are they?
665 00:45:55 We weren't married to nine-to-five guys.
666 00:45:58 But the first time I realized how different...
667 00:46:01 was when Mickey had a hostess party.
668 00:46:04 - Karen, where you from? - Lawrence.
669 00:46:07 On the Island. It's nice. I'm from Miami. You ever been there?
670 00:46:12 It's okay, but it's like you died and woke up in Jew heaven.
671 00:46:16 Angie, stop picking at that thing.
672 00:46:18 I'd like to smack his face.
673 00:46:20 The red-haired guy, looks like a farmer?
674 00:46:21 The guy's hands are all over me.
675 00:46:24 So I told him, "Keep your fucking hands off me, or I'll cut them off."
676 00:46:29 She means it.
677 00:46:31 You don't know how lucky he is. I just mention this to Vinnie...
678 00:46:35 How can you mention it? Vinnie would kill him.
679 00:46:38 If I don't, he'll kill the miserable bastard, then Vinnie will be there for life.
680 00:46:42 You think you got problems. What about Jeannie's kid?
681 00:46:45 He was in an argument. A $10 card game. He pulls out a gun.
682 00:46:49 The gun goes off. Some kid gets killed. When the grandmother hears it...
683 00:46:53 and finds out he's jailed, she has a heart attack and drops dead right on the spot.
684 00:46:57 Now Jeannie has a husband and son in jail and a mother in the funeral parlor.
685 00:47:02 - Jeannie drinks. - Maybe she's depressed.
686 00:47:05 Give me a break. She's drunk.
687 00:47:09 As soon as something happens, you make them out to be saints.
688 00:47:12 They had bad skin and wore too much makeup. They didn't look very good.
689 00:47:18 They looked beat-up. And the stuff they wore...
690 00:47:20 was thrown together and cheap.
691 00:47:22 A lot of pantsuits and double-knits.
692 00:47:27 She spends her life in a nightgown.
693 00:47:29 The woman is no angel, believe me.
694 00:47:31 They talked about their rotten kids...
695 00:47:34 and about beating them with broom handles and belts.
696 00:47:37 And that the kids still didn't pay any attention.
697 00:47:40 When Henry picked me up, I was dizzy.
698 00:47:42 I don't know if I could live like that.
699 00:47:46 God forbid, what would happen if you had to go to prison?
700 00:47:50 Karen.
701 00:47:52 Mickey said that Jeannie's husband...
702 00:47:54 Do you know why Jeannie's husband went to the can?
703 00:47:56 Because of Jeannie. He wanted to get away from her.
704 00:48:00 Let me tell you something. Nobody goes to jail unless they want to.
705 00:48:05 Unless they make themselves get caught.
706 00:48:07 They don't have things organized.
707 00:48:09 I know what I'm doing. I've got things organized with these guys.
708 00:48:12 You know who goes to jail?
709 00:48:14 Nigger stickup men. You know why they get caught?
710 00:48:17 Because they fall asleep in the getaway car, Karen.
711 00:48:20 Come on, don't worry so much, sweetie. Come here.
712 00:48:30 After a while, it got to be all normal.
713 00:48:34 None of it seemed like crime.
714 00:48:36 It was more like Henry was enterprising...
715 00:48:39 and that he and the guys made bucks hustling while other guys...
716 00:48:43 were sitting on their asses waiting for handouts.
717 00:48:46 Our husbands weren't brain surgeons, they were blue-collar guys.
718 00:48:51 The only way they could make real extra money was to go out and cut corners.
719 00:48:56 Where's the strong box, you varmint?
720 00:49:05 Don't fucking move! Don't move.
721 00:49:16 - See you at the diner. - I'm riding shotgun.
722 00:49:19 Did you see him give it right over?
723 00:49:22 Back to the hideout to split up the loot.
724 00:49:29 We were all so very close.
725 00:49:31 There were never any outsiders around. Absolutely never.
726 00:49:35 Being together all the time made everything seem all the more normal.
727 00:49:40 Hello, Mrs. Hill. Police.
728 00:49:42 I'm Detective Deacy. This is Detective Silvestri. We have a search warrant.
729 00:49:46 Would you read and sign it?
730 00:49:48 - Anywhere? - Yeah, anywhere.
731 00:49:50 This'll take a while, we have to go through everything.
732 00:49:53 - You boys want some coffee? - No coffee now, thanks.
733 00:49:57 - Be careful. - We'll just go about our business.
734 00:50:00 There was always a little harassment.
735 00:50:03 They wanted to talk to Henry about this or that.
736 00:50:05 They'd make me sign their subpoenas or warrants.
737 00:50:09 But mostly they just wanted a handout.
738 00:50:11 A few bucks to keep things quiet no matter what they found.
739 00:50:20 I always asked if they wanted coffee. Some wives, like Mickey Conway...
740 00:50:25 used to curse at them and spit on the floor.
741 00:50:28 She used to spit on her own floor. That never made any sense to me.
742 00:50:32 It was better to be polite and call the lawyer.
743 00:50:44 We always did everything together, and we always were in the same crowd.
744 00:50:49 Anniversaries, christenings. We only went to each other's houses.
745 00:50:55 The women played cards.
746 00:50:56 When kids were born, Mickey and Jimmy were the first at the hospital.
747 00:51:01 When we went to the Islands or Vegas for vacation...
748 00:51:04 we went together.
749 00:51:05 No outsiders ever. It got to be normal.
750 00:51:09 It got to where I was proud that I had the kind of husband...
751 00:51:12 who was willing to risk his neck just to get us the little extras.
752 00:51:16 But I got Mom to watch the babies tomorrow night.
753 00:51:20 - Can't do it, Karen. - Why not?
754 00:51:22 I just can't. I got something lined up.
755 00:51:25 But tomorrow's the only night she can do it.
756 00:51:28 - Pretty please? - I can't. What do you want me to do?
757 00:51:33 - I got to go. - Wait a minute.
758 00:51:37 I wanted to go shopping. Can I get some money?
759 00:51:39 How much do you need?
760 00:51:43 - How much? - That much.
761 00:51:49 This much. Give me a kiss.
762 00:51:56 See you later.
763 00:52:02 All right.
764 00:52:36 Welcome home, Batts.
765 00:52:39 Hi, how are you?
766 00:52:42 Sit down. Have a drink. Give them all a drink.
767 00:52:46 And give those Irish hoodlums a drink.
768 00:52:48 There's only one Irishman here.
769 00:52:50 It's a celebration, fellas.
770 00:52:52 - Top of the morning to you. - It's good to be home.
771 00:53:00 This is my friend Jimmy.
772 00:53:02 Henry. It's his joint. This is Lisa.
773 00:53:06 Tommy. All dressed up.
774 00:53:07 All grown up and doing the town. Look at this.
775 00:53:11 Forgot you were having a party for this mug.
776 00:53:14 Come here.
777 00:53:16 I'll say hello. Billy, how are you?
778 00:53:18 Get over here. I haven't seen you in six years.
779 00:53:21 Jesus Christ Almighty. You look terrific.
780 00:53:25 Watch the suit.
781 00:53:27 You little prick. I've known you all my life.
782 00:53:31 - Don't get too big on me. - Just don't bust my balls.
783 00:53:35 If I was gonna break your balls, I'd say, "Go get your shine box."
784 00:53:40 This kid was great.
785 00:53:43 They used to call him "Spitshine Tommy."
786 00:53:45 He'd make your shoes look like fucking mirrors. Excuse my language.
787 00:53:49 He was terrific. He was the best. He made a lot of money, too.
788 00:53:54 No more shines, Billy.
789 00:53:57 - What? - I said no more shines.
790 00:53:58 You've been away a long time. They didn't tell you.
791 00:54:01 I don't shine shoes anymore.
792 00:54:04 Relax. What's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little, that's all.
793 00:54:08 I'm only kidding with you.
794 00:54:09 Sometimes you don't sound like it. There's a lot of people around.
795 00:54:13 I'm only kidding. We're having a party.
796 00:54:15 I haven't seen you in a long time and you get fucking fresh.
797 00:54:19 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
798 00:54:21 I'm sorry, too. It's okay. No problem.
799 00:54:28 Now go home and get your fucking shine box.
800 00:54:30 Motherfucking mutt!
801 00:54:32 You fucking piece of shit!
802 00:54:35 Come on, come on!
803 00:54:38 He bought his fucking button! That fake old tough guy!
804 00:54:41 You bought your fucking button!
805 00:54:44 - Don't get nervous. - You motherfucker!
806 00:54:46 Keep that motherfucker here! Keep him here.
807 00:54:50 Come on, you fucking feel strong?
808 00:54:53 Sorry. Tommy gets a little loaded. He doesn't mean any disrespect.
809 00:54:56 He doesn't mean any disrespect? Are you nuts?
810 00:54:59 Teach this kid a little fucking manners. What's right is right.
811 00:55:02 - You understand what I'm saying? - It's all right.
812 00:55:05 We're hugging and kissing over here and then he acts like a fucking jerk.
813 00:55:11 You insulted him a little bit. You got a little out of order.
814 00:55:14 - I didn't. - You insulted him a little.
815 00:55:17 - I didn't insult anybody. Give us a drink. - Okay.
816 00:55:20 Let's have some drinks. Drinks on the house.
817 00:55:23 No, have the drink with me.
818 00:55:26 The drinks are on the house.
819 00:55:30 I fucked kids like that in the can. In the ass.
820 00:55:33 Fucking break up my party.
821 00:55:42 You've been away for six years. It's different now.
822 00:55:45 I did my fucking time, Jimmy.
823 00:55:48 I came home and I want what I got to get. I got mouths to feed.
824 00:55:53 - You're gonna get it. - You understand?
825 00:55:58 Get the door!
826 00:56:15 Let me shoot him in his big, fucking mouth!
827 00:56:17 Let's shoot him.
828 00:56:37 Fucking mutt dented my shoes.
829 00:56:39 His whole crew is going to be looking for him.
830 00:56:44 This is bad. What do we do with him? We can't just dump him on the street.
831 00:56:49 I know a place upstate. They'll never find him. More tablecloths.
832 00:56:52 I didn't want to get blood on your floor.
833 00:56:59 Go open your trunk.
834 00:57:05 We'll get a shovel at my mother's house.
835 00:57:16 She has a shovel here somewhere. Quiet, I don't want to wake her up.
836 00:57:22 Look who's here.
837 00:57:26 What did you do? What happened?
838 00:57:28 I hit something on the road. Jimmy will tell you.
839 00:57:30 What happened to him?
840 00:57:34 I haven't seen you in so long. What happened to him?
841 00:57:38 You, too. How are you?
842 00:57:40 Why are you up so late?
843 00:57:41 He came in. You came in. I'm so happy to see him.
844 00:57:45 Go inside. Make yourselves comfortable. I'll make you something to eat.
845 00:57:50 - Go to sleep. We're leaving. - I can't. Not while he's home.
846 00:57:52 I haven't seen him in so long. I want to see him.
847 00:57:55 You go inside.
848 00:57:56 This stuff is like lead.
849 00:57:58 Tell me, where you been? I haven't seen you.
850 00:58:01 You haven't called. Where have you been?
851 00:58:04 - I been working nights. - And?
852 00:58:07 And tonight we were out late.
853 00:58:09 We took a ride out to the country and hit a deer.
854 00:58:13 That's where all the blood is from. Jimmy told you.
855 00:58:16 It reminds me, I need this knife. I'm taking this, okay?
856 00:58:20 - Okay. - Just for a while.
857 00:58:22 The poor thing.
858 00:58:23 We hit the deer and his paw... What do you call it?
859 00:58:27 The paw.
860 00:58:29 - The hoof. - Got caught in the grill.
861 00:58:31 I got to hack it off.
862 00:58:33 Ma, it's a sin to leave it there.
863 00:58:36 I'll bring the knife back.
864 00:58:38 - Delicious. - Thank you.
865 00:58:40 Why don't you get yourself a nice girl?
866 00:58:43 I do, almost every night.
867 00:58:45 But get yourself a girl so you could settle down.
868 00:58:47 I do, every night. Then I'm free.
869 00:58:50 I love you, I want to be with you.
870 00:58:52 Settle down.
871 00:58:56 How's your friend Henry?
872 00:58:57 What's the matter? You don't talk much.
873 00:59:00 Talk. What are you quiet for?
874 00:59:02 You don't eat much, you don't talk much.
875 00:59:05 - I'm just listening. - Something wrong?
876 00:59:07 When we were kids, the compares used to visit each other.
877 00:59:11 There was this man. He would never talk. He'd just sit there all night, not a word.
878 00:59:16 They say to him, "What's the matter? Don't you say anything?"
879 00:59:21 He says, "What am I going to say, that my wife two-times me?"
880 00:59:25 So she says, "Shut up! You're always talking."
881 00:59:31 But in Italian, it sounds much nicer.
882 00:59:33 - Cornuto contento. - That's it.
883 00:59:35 - What does that mean? - It means he's content to be a jerk.
884 00:59:39 He doesn't care who knows it.
885 00:59:42 - Did Tommy tell you about my painting? - No.
886 00:59:46 Look at this.
887 00:59:47 It's beautiful.
888 00:59:49 I like it. One dog goes one way and the other goes the other.
889 00:59:52 One's facing east, the other west. So what?
890 00:59:55 He's saying, "What do you want from me?" The guy's got nice white hair.
891 00:59:58 Beautiful. The dog looks the same.
892 01:00:01 Looks like somebody we know.
893 01:00:04 Without the beard. It's him.
894 01:00:09 It's him.
895 01:00:20 What the fuck is that?
896 01:00:21 For most of the guys, killings were accepted.
897 01:00:24 Murder was the only way everybody stayed in line.
898 01:00:27 You got out of line, you got whacked. Everybody knew the rules.
899 01:00:30 Sometimes, even if people didn't get out of line, they got whacked.
900 01:00:34 Hits became a habit. Guys would get into arguments over nothing.
901 01:00:39 Before you knew it, one was dead.
902 01:00:41 They were shooting each other all the time.
903 01:00:43 Shooting people was a normal thing. It was no big deal.
904 01:00:48 We had a serious problem with Billy Batts.
905 01:00:51 This was really a touchy thing. Tommy killed a made guy.
906 01:00:56 Batts was part of the Gambino crew and was considered untouchable.
907 01:01:00 Before you touched a made guy, you had to have a good reason.
908 01:01:04 You had to have a sit-down and you'd better get an okay...
909 01:01:07 or you'd be the one who got whacked.
910 01:01:21 Saturday night was for wives...
911 01:01:23 but Friday night at the Copa was for the girlfriends.
912 01:01:28 Last week, we saw Sammy Davis, Jr.
913 01:01:31 You got to see this show. What a performer.
914 01:01:34 He does these impersonations. You'd think it was the real people.
915 01:01:37 It's unbelievable. You could see how a white girl could fall for him.
916 01:01:42 What?
917 01:01:43 Not me. But you could see how some girls could. Like that Swedish girl.
918 01:01:48 So you condone that stuff.
919 01:01:50 Take it easy.
920 01:01:53 I don't want to be kissing Nat King Cole over here.
921 01:01:57 No, I'm not talking about me.
922 01:02:00 But, you know, he's got personality.
923 01:02:02 Personality?
924 01:02:05 He's talented. I understand what you're saying.
925 01:02:08 But watch what you say. People get the wrong impression.
926 01:02:12 I just said he was talented, you're unbelievable.
927 01:02:14 Just leave it alone now, I understand what you said.
928 01:02:17 He's talented. Leave it at that.
929 01:03:57 No? Not even Uncle Paulie?
930 01:04:16 What did you hear about that thing?
931 01:04:19 - The Brooklyn thing? - No, the guy from downtown.
932 01:04:23 - The guy from where Christie lived? - No.
933 01:04:27 The guy who disappeared, the one they made the beef on.
934 01:04:31 - Know the guy I mean? - Yeah.
935 01:04:33 His name was Batts. His people are driving everyone crazy looking for him.
936 01:04:38 Nobody knows what happened to him.
937 01:04:39 He came into the joint that night and then just disappeared. That was it.
938 01:04:45 All right. Keep your eyes open. They're busting my balls over it.
939 01:04:50 - All right? - Yeah.
940 01:04:54 Okay, everybody, let's eat.
941 01:05:03 I want my money.
942 01:05:06 He owes it.
943 01:05:16 You know that thing we took care of upstate?
944 01:05:19 - Paulie was talking about that. - Got to get it out of there.
945 01:05:23 They just sold the property to make condominiums.
946 01:05:26 - It's been six months. - We got to get it out of there right away.
947 01:05:42 Henry, hurry up. My mother's making fried peppers and sausage for us.
948 01:05:50 - Here's an arm. - Very funny, guys.
949 01:05:52 Here's a leg.
950 01:05:54 Here's a wing.
951 01:05:56 What do you like, the leg or the wing? Or you still go for the hearts and lungs?
952 01:06:01 Oh, that's so bad.
953 01:06:10 What happened to the car?
954 01:06:12 I hit a skunk, all right?
955 01:06:14 Go with your mother.
956 01:06:17 It's disgusting, Henry.
957 01:06:23 I set up Janice in an apartment around the corner from The Suite.
958 01:06:26 That way I was able to stay over a couple of nights a week.
959 01:06:29 This is my new antique lamp.
960 01:06:30 Karen was home with the kids. She never asked questions.
961 01:06:33 The furniture's all Maurice Valencia.
962 01:06:35 Looks like Roma.
963 01:06:37 This is all silk. This is from Siam.
964 01:06:41 Come see my bedroom.
965 01:06:44 - Tommy, will you take him? - I'll eat this fucking dog tonight.
966 01:06:52 Love that crystal ball or what?
967 01:06:55 This is where we spend most of our time.
968 01:07:00 I love the floral arrangements.
969 01:07:05 French.
970 01:07:06 Janice and I were having so much fun, she started screwing up at work.
971 01:07:10 I had to straighten out her boss a little bit.
972 01:07:12 Janice can do what she wants to do. Got it?
973 01:07:16 Just try to run. Hang up once more, and you'll deal with me.
974 01:07:26 Come on, get off of her.
975 01:07:29 You're an animal.
976 01:07:43 Spider, on your way over here, bring me a Cutty and water.
977 01:07:50 - Did you guys eat? - I'm starving.
978 01:07:53 - I'll play these. - You'll play those?
979 01:07:56 Do I stutter? I play those.
980 01:08:02 What am I? A mirage?
981 01:08:04 Where's my fucking drink? I asked you for a drink.
982 01:08:07 - You wanted a drink? - I asked you for one.
983 01:08:10 I thought you said, "I'm all right, Spider."
984 01:08:13 Am I on a pay-no-mind list?
985 01:08:15 No, I heard someone say "Spider, Spider."
986 01:08:20 - I thought it was Henry. - You're a mumbling, stuttering little fuck.
987 01:08:23 I thought you said, "I'm all right, Spider."
988 01:08:25 You ain't all right.
989 01:08:27 No, I thought you said you were all right.
990 01:08:30 I am all right! You ain't, you prick.
991 01:08:35 You've been doing this all fucking night to me, you motherfucker!
992 01:08:38 He wants a drink now? I'll bring it.
993 01:08:40 Go get me a fucking drink! Move it, you little prick.
994 01:08:43 You walk like fucking Stepin Fetchit.
995 01:08:46 For everybody else you run.
996 01:08:48 Run for me, you prick! Dance, dance the fucking drink back here!
997 01:08:52 What's that movie that Bogart made?
998 01:08:54 - Where he played a cowboy. - The Oklahoma Kid.
999 01:08:56 - Shane? - Oklahoma Kid, that's me!
1000 01:09:01 You fucking varmint. Dance!
1001 01:09:03 Yahoo, you motherfucker!
1002 01:09:06 Round up those fucking wagons.
1003 01:09:14 Now he's moving.
1004 01:09:17 - Henry, what happened? - He shot him in the foot, Tommy.
1005 01:09:19 He's fucking fine. So he got shot in the foot. What is it? A big fucking deal?
1006 01:09:24 - Get a towel. - Nice fucking game.
1007 01:09:28 Take him to Ben Casey, the little prick.
1008 01:09:30 Let him crawl like he crawls for the drinks.
1009 01:09:33 Take him to the doctor down the street.
1010 01:09:36 Bones are all shattered.
1011 01:09:38 Don't get me upset, now.
1012 01:09:40 Don't make a big fucking thing out of it, Spider, you little prick.
1013 01:09:44 You trying to make me think what the fuck I did here.
1014 01:09:47 It was an accident.
1015 01:09:49 - Little fucking actor. - I got a great hand here.
1016 01:09:51 - You in or out? - Yeah, I'm in.
1017 01:09:53 - $800. - $800?
1018 01:09:56 You haven't been home in two weeks. You're not going out tonight!
1019 01:10:00 Karen, will you grow up! Stop! I'm still gonna go out!
1020 01:10:03 Not without your car keys, you're not.
1021 01:10:05 Are you nuts? What's your problem?
1022 01:10:07 Yes, I'm nuts. Something's going on.
1023 01:10:10 - Stop with that. Enough! Stop with that. - No!
1024 01:10:13 I'm telling you, I look in your face and I know that you're lying!
1025 01:10:19 - Get out! Get out! - Shut up.
1026 01:10:21 Get out of my life!
1027 01:10:22 You're fucked in the head, Karen. This is all in your mind.
1028 01:10:25 - You're a lousy bastard! - You got a problem.
1029 01:10:28 Go ahead, go to your ready-made whores. That's all you're good for!
1030 01:10:32 Get out of my life! I can't stand you!
1031 01:10:46 Spider, what's your rush?
1032 01:10:51 - Here you go. - Thank you, Spider.
1033 01:10:53 Spider, that fucking bandage on your foot is bigger than your fucking head.
1034 01:10:59 Next thing you know, he's gonna be coming in one of these fucking walkers.
1035 01:11:03 Even though you got that, you can dance?
1036 01:11:05 Give us a couple of fucking steps, Spider. You fucking bullshitter, you.
1037 01:11:10 Tell the truth. You're looking for sympathy?
1038 01:11:12 Why don't you go fuck yourself, Tommy?
1039 01:11:19 I didn't fucking hear right. Can't believe what I heard.
1040 01:11:22 Spider, here. This is for you. Attaboy.
1041 01:11:25 I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of fucking balls.
1042 01:11:28 Good for you. Don't take no shit off nobody.
1043 01:11:31 He shoots him in the foot, he tells him to go fuck himself.
1044 01:11:36 Are you gonna let this fucking punk get away with that?
1045 01:11:40 What's the matter? What's the world coming to?
1046 01:11:46 That's what the fucking world is coming to. How do you like that?
1047 01:11:49 - How's that, all right? - What's the fucking matter with you?
1048 01:11:53 What are you, stupid or what?
1049 01:11:55 Tommy, I'm kidding with you. Are you a fucking sick maniac?
1050 01:11:58 How do I know if you're kidding? You're breaking my fucking balls?
1051 01:12:01 I'm fucking kidding with you, you fucking shoot the guy?
1052 01:12:04 He's dead.
1053 01:12:07 Good shot. I'm a lucky man. Good shot.
1054 01:12:09 You can't miss at this distance.
1055 01:12:11 You got a problem with what I did, Anthony?
1056 01:12:13 No.
1057 01:12:14 Fucking rat. His whole family's all rats. He would've grown up to be a rat.
1058 01:12:18 Stupid bastard! I can't fucking believe you.
1059 01:12:20 Now you're going to dig the hole. I got no fucking lime.
1060 01:12:25 I'll dig the hole. I don't give a fuck. Is it the first hole I dug?
1061 01:12:29 I'll dig the fucking hole. Where are the shovels?
1062 01:12:33 - Hello. - Hello?
1063 01:12:34 This is Karen Hill. I wanna talk to you.
1064 01:12:38 Hello? Don't hang up on me!
1065 01:12:41 I want to talk to you!
1066 01:12:43 You keep away from my husband, you hear me?
1067 01:12:47 Hello? Open the door!
1068 01:12:51 Answer me!
1069 01:12:53 I'm gonna tell everyone who walks in this building...
1070 01:12:56 that in 2R, Rossi, you are nothing but a whore!
1071 01:12:59 Is this the superintendent?
1072 01:13:01 Yes, I want you to know, sir, that you have a whore...
1073 01:13:03 living in 2R!
1074 01:13:05 Rossi, Janice Rossi. Do you hear me?
1075 01:13:08 He's my husband!
1076 01:13:10 Get your own goddamn man!
1077 01:13:14 Wake up, Henry.
1078 01:13:33 - Karen, are you crazy? - I am crazy.
1079 01:13:38 I'm crazy enough to kill both of you.
1080 01:13:43 Karen, take it easy.
1081 01:13:48 - Okay? - Do you love her?
1082 01:13:52 Do you?
1083 01:13:54 - Do you? - Karen...
1084 01:13:58 I love you. You know I love you.
1085 01:14:02 You don't.
1086 01:14:05 No, you don't.
1087 01:14:08 Please, be careful. Baby, don't.
1088 01:14:11 But still I couldn't hurt him. How could I hurt him?
1089 01:14:15 I couldn't even bring myself to leave him.
1090 01:14:18 The truth was...
1091 01:14:19 that no matter how bad I felt...
1092 01:14:22 I was still very attracted to him.
1093 01:14:26 Why should I give him to someone else?
1094 01:14:28 Why should she win?
1095 01:14:34 Just put it down.
1096 01:14:37 You know I love you, don't you?
1097 01:14:40 You're all I want, Karen.
1098 01:14:43 Please put the gun down, Karen.
1099 01:14:46 Baby, come on.
1100 01:15:03 What are you, fucking crazy, Karen?
1101 01:15:07 I got enough to worry about getting whacked on the street!
1102 01:15:10 I got to fucking come home for this?
1103 01:15:14 I should fucking kill you!
1104 01:15:17 How does it feel?
1105 01:15:20 How does it feel, Karen?
1106 01:15:38 I'm sorry!
1107 01:15:47 Hi, Jimmy! How are you?
1108 01:15:50 - Looking good. - Thank you. Good to see you.
1109 01:15:53 - Hi, Paulie! - Hi, honey. How are you?
1110 01:15:56 Good.
1111 01:15:57 - Why don't you go get cigarettes, okay? - Sure.
1112 01:16:01 - Any of you need anything? - I'm all right.
1113 01:16:04 - Want anything to drink? A beer? - No.
1114 01:16:07 - Chinese food? - No, come on, sit down.
1115 01:16:16 Karen came to the house.
1116 01:16:19 She's very upset.
1117 01:16:20 This is no good. You gotta straighten this thing out.
1118 01:16:22 We got to have calm now. We don't know what the hell she's gonna do.
1119 01:16:26 She's getting all hysterical. She gets very excited.
1120 01:16:28 She's wild. And you got to take it easy. You got children.
1121 01:16:33 I'm not saying you gotta back to her this minute, but you gotta go back.
1122 01:16:37 It's the only way. You gotta keep up appearances.
1123 01:16:39 The two of them come over every day, commiserating.
1124 01:16:42 I can't have it.
1125 01:16:45 I can't do it, Henry.
1126 01:16:47 Nobody says that you can't do what you wanna do.
1127 01:16:51 We all know that. I mean, this is what it is.
1128 01:16:53 We know what it is. You have to do the right thing.
1129 01:16:56 You have to go home to the family, you understand?
1130 01:16:59 You got to go home, okay? Look at me.
1131 01:17:02 You gotta go home. Smarten up.
1132 01:17:05 - All right? - All right.
1133 01:17:06 I'm gonna talk to Karen.
1134 01:17:08 I'll straighten this out. I know just what to say to her.
1135 01:17:12 I'm gonna tell her you'll go back to her...
1136 01:17:14 and it'll be just the way it was when you were first married...
1137 01:17:17 your romance, it's gonna be beautiful.
1138 01:17:19 I know how to talk to her, especially to her.
1139 01:17:22 Jimmy and Tommy are going down to Tampa this weekend...
1140 01:17:24 to pick up something for me.
1141 01:17:26 Instead, you go with Jimmy.
1142 01:17:27 You come with me, we'll go down.
1143 01:17:29 Have a good time. Take some time for yourself. Relax.
1144 01:17:32 Sit in the sun. Take a couple days off.
1145 01:17:34 - We'll have a good time. - Enjoy yourselves.
1146 01:17:36 And when you come back, you go back to Karen.
1147 01:17:39 Please, there's no other way.
1148 01:17:41 You're not gonna get a divorce. We're not animali.
1149 01:17:43 No divorce. She'll never divorce him.
1150 01:17:48 She'll kill him, but she won't divorce him.
1151 01:17:55 You gonna pay us?
1152 01:18:03 - You gonna pay? - Give us the fucking money!
1153 01:18:07 I can't, I swear.
1154 01:18:10 Let's go.
1155 01:18:20 - We'll throw the bastard to the lions. - No!
1156 01:18:23 What fucking lions? I ain't going near any lions, Jimmy!
1157 01:18:26 - Let's throw him over the moat. - All right.
1158 01:18:28 I'll get the money!
1159 01:18:30 They must really feed each other to the lions down there...
1160 01:18:33 because the guy gave the money right up.
1161 01:18:35 I swear to Christ, I'll get the money.
1162 01:18:36 We got to spend the rest of the weekend at the track.
1163 01:18:39 Yeah. They mean business.
1164 01:18:40 Then, I couldn't believe what happened.
1165 01:18:43 When we got home, we were all over the newspaper.
1166 01:18:46 At first, I didn't even know why we got picked up.
1167 01:18:49 Then I found out that the guy we roughed up...
1168 01:18:52 turned out to have a sister working as a typist for the FBI.
1169 01:18:55 Who could believe it? Of all the fucking people.
1170 01:18:58 She gave up everybody: Jimmy, me, even her brother.
1171 01:19:03 It took the jury six hours to bring us in guilty.
1172 01:19:06 The judge gave Jimmy and me 10 years like he was giving away candy.
1173 01:19:09 ...ten years in a federal penitentiary.
1174 01:19:12 You will now be turned over to the U.S. Attorney General's office.
1175 01:19:20 Toast, guys.
1176 01:19:22 Good trip, good life, get out soon.
1177 01:19:25 Good trip, sweetheart.
1178 01:19:30 We'll watch the home front.
1179 01:19:33 Say hello to those blow-job hacks.
1180 01:19:37 Yeah, motherfuck them every chance you get.
1181 01:19:46 I'll call you when I get a chance.
1182 01:20:01 Now take me to jail.
1183 01:20:07 In prison, dinner was always a big thing.
1184 01:20:10 We had a pasta course, and then we had a meat or a fish.
1185 01:20:14 Paulie did the prep work. He was doing a year for contempt...
1186 01:20:17 and had this wonderful system for doing the garlic.
1187 01:20:20 He used a razor, and he used to slice it so thin...
1188 01:20:23 that it used to liquefy in the pan with just a little oil.
1189 01:20:26 It was a very good system.
1190 01:20:28 Vinnie was in charge of the tomato sauce.
1191 01:20:31 Get the smell?
1192 01:20:32 Three kinds of meat in the meatballs:
1193 01:20:35 Veal, beef, and pork.
1194 01:20:37 Good, but you gotta have the pork.
1195 01:20:40 That's the flavor.
1196 01:20:41 I felt he used too many onions, but it was still a very good sauce.
1197 01:20:45 Vinnie, don't put too many onions in the sauce.
1198 01:20:48 I didn't put too much onions in, Paul.
1199 01:20:51 Put three small onions, that's all I did.
1200 01:20:53 Three onions? How many cans of tomatoes you put in there?
1201 01:20:56 - I put two big cans. - You don't need three onions.
1202 01:20:59 Johnny Dio did the meat.
1203 01:21:01 We had no broiler, so Johnny did everything in pans.
1204 01:21:03 It used to smell up the joint something awful...
1205 01:21:06 and the hacks used to die, but he still cooked a great steak.
1206 01:21:09 - How do you like yours? - Medium rare.
1207 01:21:12 Medium rare. An aristocrat.
1208 01:21:15 You know, when you think of prison you get pictures in your mind...
1209 01:21:18 of all those old movies with rows of guys behind bars.
1210 01:21:22 It wasn't like that for wiseguys.
1211 01:21:24 It really wasn't that bad, excepting that I missed Jimmy...
1212 01:21:27 who was doing his time in Atlanta.
1213 01:21:29 Give me two steaks while you're in there, all right?
1214 01:21:33 Everyone else in the joint was doing real time, mixed together, living like pigs.
1215 01:21:37 But we lived alone. We owned the joint.
1216 01:21:40 We batted them sons of bitches. You couldn't recognize them.
1217 01:21:44 Good, they deserved it.
1218 01:21:45 Even the hacks we couldn't bribe would never rat on the guys we did.
1219 01:21:49 ...had respect. People loved one another.
1220 01:21:51 They left their doors open.
1221 01:21:52 Sorry it took so long.
1222 01:21:53 The skinny guard's getting to be a real pain in the ass.
1223 01:21:56 - We're gonna have to do something. - I took care of him.
1224 01:21:59 What'd you bring?
1225 01:22:01 - Bread. - Good.
1226 01:22:03 - Fresh. - Vinnie, I got your peppers and onions.
1227 01:22:06 Salami, prosciutto, a lot of cheese.
1228 01:22:08 Come on, what else?
1229 01:22:10 - Scotch. - Nice.
1230 01:22:12 - Some red wine. - Okay.
1231 01:22:14 - Now we can eat. - I got some white, too.
1232 01:22:16 Give me the white, too. Beautiful.
1233 01:22:18 Okay, boys, let's eat. Come on, it's ready, Vinnie.
1234 01:22:22 Some more bread.
1235 01:22:23 Tomorrow we eat sandwiches. You got to go on a diet, Vinnie.
1236 01:22:26 - You must be kidding. - Believe me.
1237 01:22:37 What are you doing?
1238 01:22:44 I'll take that.
1239 01:22:48 - All right, I'll catch you guys later. - Yeah.
1240 01:22:51 You going for a walk in the park?
1241 01:22:55 - Okay, I'll catch you next week. Thanks. - Okay.
1242 01:23:01 - Is there any more? - No, that's it. Have a good weekend.
1243 01:23:04 - Thanks. - You too, Henry.
1244 01:23:17 Come on.
1245 01:23:19 You girls stay right here.
1246 01:23:22 - I want you to hold hands. - Okay, go right up to the front.
1247 01:23:25 - Let's go. - How you doing?
1248 01:23:27 - Good, how are you? - Very well, thank you.
1249 01:23:42 - What you talking about? - I saw her name in the register.
1250 01:23:44 - Jesus Christ. - You want her to visit you?
1251 01:23:47 Let her stay up all night crying and writing letters to the parole board.
1252 01:23:51 What am I doing here? Where am I? I'm in jail.
1253 01:23:54 I can't stop people from coming to see me.
1254 01:23:56 Good, let her sneak this stuff in for you every week.
1255 01:24:00 - Let her fight these bastards every week! - Look what you're doing! Stop it!
1256 01:24:06 I'm sorry.
1257 01:24:08 Let her sneak this shit in for you.
1258 01:24:11 Will you stop it, Karen?
1259 01:24:13 - Let her do it! - Stop it!
1260 01:24:24 Nobody's helping me. I'm all alone.
1261 01:24:28 Belle and Morrie are broke.
1262 01:24:31 I asked your friend Remo for the money that he owes you.
1263 01:24:34 You know what he told me?
1264 01:24:36 He told me to take my kids down to the police station and get on welfare.
1265 01:24:40 It's gonna be okay.
1266 01:24:42 Even Paulie, since he got out, I've never seen him. I never see anybody anymore.
1267 01:24:46 It's only you and me. That's what happens when you go away.
1268 01:24:49 I told you that we're on our own. Forget everybody else. Forget Paulie.
1269 01:24:54 As long as he's on parole, he doesn't want anybody doing anything.
1270 01:25:00 - I can't do it. - Yes, you can. Listen to me.
1271 01:25:03 All I need is for you is to keep bringing me the stuff.
1272 01:25:06 I got a guy in here from Pittsburgh who'll help me move it.
1273 01:25:08 In a month we're gonna be fine.
1274 01:25:10 - We won't need anybody. - I'm afraid.
1275 01:25:13 I'm afraid if Paulie finds out...
1276 01:25:15 Don't worry about him.
1277 01:25:16 He is not helping us out. Is he putting any food on the table?
1278 01:25:21 We've gotta help each other.
1279 01:25:23 We've just gotta be really careful while we do it.
1280 01:25:31 I don't want to hear a word about her anymore.
1281 01:25:34 Never.
1282 01:26:00 Daddy!
1283 01:26:03 - We missed you. - Are you here to stay?
1284 01:26:05 Did you see our pictures? I did the one with the house and rainbow.
1285 01:26:09 I did the sun.
1286 01:26:11 My chorus concert is in two weeks. Are you coming?
1287 01:26:16 Do you like the house?
1288 01:26:19 Karen, get packed. We're moving out of here.
1289 01:26:21 With what?
1290 01:26:22 Don't worry, with what. Just start looking for a new house.
1291 01:26:25 I got to go to Pittsburgh in the morning. Those guys there owe me $15,000.
1292 01:26:29 We'll be all right. I got things lined up.
1293 01:26:31 Pittsburgh? You have to go see your parole officer tomorrow.
1294 01:26:34 Don't worry about it. Everything's gonna be fine.
1295 01:26:37 - Who wants to go to Uncle Paulie's? - Me!
1296 01:26:50 What do you want?
1297 01:26:52 Sweetheart, let Mommy eat.
1298 01:26:58 You look good. Did you eat this good in the joint?
1299 01:27:03 I don't want any more of that shit.
1300 01:27:05 What shit?
1301 01:27:06 - Just stay away from the garbage. - Look, Paulie...
1302 01:27:08 I'm not talking about what you did inside. You did what you had to do.
1303 01:27:12 I'm talking about now. From now. Here and now.
1304 01:27:15 - Why would I get into that? - Don't make a jerk out of me.
1305 01:27:18 Just don't do it.
1306 01:27:24 I want to talk to you about Jimmy. You gotta watch out for him.
1307 01:27:27 He's a good earner, but he's wild, takes too many chances.
1308 01:27:30 I know Jimmy. You think I would take chances like him?
1309 01:27:32 Tommy's a good kid, but he's crazy.
1310 01:27:34 He's a cowboy. He's got too much to prove.
1311 01:27:36 You gotta watch out for kids like this.
1312 01:27:38 I know what they are. I only use them for certain things.
1313 01:27:41 I ain't gonna get fucked like Gribbs, you understand?
1314 01:27:43 Gribbs is 70 years old. The fucking guy's gonna die in prison. I don't need that.
1315 01:27:48 So I'm warning everybody. Everybody. Could be my son, could be anybody.
1316 01:27:53 Gribbs got 20 years just for saying hello to some fuck...
1317 01:27:55 who was sneaking behind his back, selling junk.
1318 01:27:58 I don't need that. That won't happen to me, understand?
1319 01:28:00 You know you're out early because I got you a job.
1320 01:28:02 I don't need this heat, you understand that?
1321 01:28:05 You see anybody fucking around with this shit you're gonna tell me, right?
1322 01:28:09 That means anybody.
1323 01:28:10 All right.
1324 01:28:11 Yeah. Of course.
1325 01:28:20 Took me about a week of sneaking around before I could unload the Pittsburgh stuff.
1326 01:28:24 But when I did, it was a real score.
1327 01:28:27 I started using Sandy's place to mix the stuff.
1328 01:28:30 And even with Sandy snorting more than she mixed...
1329 01:28:32 I could see that this was a really good business.
1330 01:28:35 I made $12,000 in my second week.
1331 01:28:38 I had a down payment on my house and things were really rolling.
1332 01:28:41 All I had to do was every once in a while tell Sandy that I loved her.
1333 01:28:49 But it was perfect, I'm telling you.
1334 01:28:51 As long as I kept getting the stuff from Pittsburgh...
1335 01:28:54 I knew Paulie would never find out.
1336 01:28:56 Within a couple of weeks, it got so big I needed some help.
1337 01:29:00 So I got Jimmy and Tommy to come in with me.
1338 01:29:03 It's fucking great.
1339 01:29:05 Mr. Conway.
1340 01:29:12 - Bring your pay slips? - Yeah.
1341 01:29:17 Four and a half months of dirt.
1342 01:29:20 - It's so good. - I did it.
1343 01:29:24 - Do you love it? - It's wonderful.
1344 01:29:27 And this we just had to have made special. Go ahead, sit in it, Belle.
1345 01:29:31 The others you couldn't even sit in.
1346 01:29:33 Okay, you ready?
1347 01:29:35 Watch the wall with the rock.
1348 01:29:45 The electricians did it special. Come on.
1349 01:29:49 Come on. All right.
1350 01:29:51 This was imported. It came in two pieces. Do you believe what they can do?
1351 01:29:54 It's nice, huh?
1352 01:29:56 Henry, come over here. Did you and Jimmy talk?
1353 01:29:58 I talked to him, and he's looking into everything.
1354 01:30:01 This'll make the Air France haul look like goddamn peanuts.
1355 01:30:04 - Come on. - He's gonna do it, right?
1356 01:30:07 I told you. He'll check everything out.
1357 01:30:09 He's looking into it. We'll see what happens. No promises.
1358 01:30:11 I know. Do you understand? There's millions in there. And I've been...
1359 01:30:16 bleeding for this caper, been cultivating this son of a bitch for two years.
1360 01:30:20 He owes me $20,000. Once in a lifetime. I could retire.
1361 01:30:23 No more nut every week. No more bullshit. My dream comes true.
1362 01:30:27 Morrie, let's get a drink.
1363 01:30:29 These are the guys that Jimmy put together for what turned out to be...
1364 01:30:32 the biggest heist in American history: The Lufthansa heist.
1365 01:30:38 Tommy and Carbone were gonna grab the outside guard...
1366 01:30:40 and make him get us in the front door.
1367 01:30:44 Frenchy and Joe Buddha had to round up the workers.
1368 01:30:48 Johnny Roastbeef had to keep them all tied up and away from the alarms.
1369 01:30:53 Even Stacks Edwards got in on it.
1370 01:30:55 He used to hang around the lounge and play guitar. Everybody loved Stacks.
1371 01:30:59 What he was supposed to do was steal the panel truck...
1372 01:31:02 and afterwards compact it by a friend of ours out in Jersey.
1373 01:31:05 Only Morrie was driving us nuts.
1374 01:31:07 Morrie, have a drink and shut up.
1375 01:31:10 Just because he set this up, he felt he could bust Jimmy's balls...
1376 01:31:13 for an advance on the money we were going to steal.
1377 01:31:15 He didn't mean anything by it. That's just the way he was.
1378 01:31:26 I had everybody working for me. Even our old baby-sitter, Lois Byrd.
1379 01:31:33 Did you have a good flight?
1380 01:31:35 I hate Pittsburgh. Where did you find such creeps?
1381 01:31:37 Come on, they're not that bad.
1382 01:31:41 And it's worth it, isn't it?
1383 01:31:43 Is this the same baby you used last week?
1384 01:31:45 No, that one was my sister's. This is Deirdra's.
1385 01:31:49 Big yawn.
1386 01:31:51 She looks just like you.
1387 01:31:53 That's what the stewardess said.
1388 01:32:08 Take it easy, Sandy.
1389 01:32:10 Come on, give me a break. You got enough here to go around.
1390 01:32:13 You got all day. Just make it last, all right? Take it easy.
1391 01:32:17 - I got to go. - Where are you going?
1392 01:32:19 Don't start. You know I gotta go do this thing. Fuck, where are my keys?
1393 01:32:24 Over there.
1394 01:32:26 It's a mess. It's like a pig pen.
1395 01:32:28 What do you think I got you the dishwasher for?
1396 01:32:30 I hate doing the dishes. Fucks up my nails.
1397 01:32:32 How could you hate it? You got to be smart.
1398 01:32:34 Look at all this powder around here. That could put us away forever.
1399 01:32:37 - Loosen up. - What are you doing?
1400 01:32:40 - You know, I gotta... - You don't have to go anywhere.
1401 01:32:45 Make them wait.
1402 01:32:56 Nobody knows for sure just how much was taken in the daring pre-dawn raid...
1403 01:33:00 at the Lufthansa cargo terminal at Kennedy Airport.
1404 01:33:02 The FBI says $2 million, Port Authority Police say $4 million...
1405 01:33:09 Jimmy!
1406 01:33:12 Those sons of bitches!
1407 01:33:14 ...from the scene of the heist at JFK.
1408 01:33:16 It looks like a big one. Maybe the biggest this town has ever seen.
1409 01:33:22 Come here, you! Come here!
1410 01:33:25 Look at this genius. This genius!
1411 01:33:32 Merry Christmas.
1412 01:33:39 - Hello, who's this? - That's my wife.
1413 01:33:42 Come here. I want to show you something, Jimmy.
1414 01:33:48 Isn't she gorgeous?
1415 01:33:49 I bought it for my wife. It's a coupe. I love that car.
1416 01:33:55 What did I tell you? I talked to you before, didn't I?
1417 01:33:58 Didn't I say what was going on?
1418 01:34:00 Didn't I say not to go buy anything for a while?
1419 01:34:02 - The fucking car? - It's a wedding gift from my mother.
1420 01:34:05 It's under her name. I just got married.
1421 01:34:08 - I love that car. - Excuse me, darling, for just a second.
1422 01:34:11 - I just got married. - Are you nuts?
1423 01:34:13 - What are you getting excited for? - Are you stupid?
1424 01:34:16 We got a million bulls out there. Everybody's watching us.
1425 01:34:19 And you get a fucking car. I'm excited?
1426 01:34:21 It's under my mother's name. It's a wedding gift.
1427 01:34:23 I don't give a fuck. Are you stupid?
1428 01:34:25 Didn't you hear what I said? Don't buy anything.
1429 01:34:27 Don't get anything. Nothing big. What's the matter with you?
1430 01:34:31 What are you getting excited for?
1431 01:34:33 Because you're going to get us all fucking pinched. What are you, stupid?
1432 01:34:36 - What's the matter with you? - I apologize.
1433 01:34:40 - I'm sorry. - What the fuck is the matter with you?
1434 01:34:46 I'm sorry.
1435 01:34:50 I'm sorry, Jimmy. It's under my mother's name.
1436 01:34:54 What'd you say? You being a fucking wise guy with me?
1437 01:34:57 - I'm sorry. I apologize. - What did I tell you?
1438 01:35:00 What did I tell you? You don't buy anything, you hear me?
1439 01:35:03 Don't buy anything!
1440 01:35:05 I'm sorry, Jimmy.
1441 01:35:10 The fat fuck, he ought to wear a sign.
1442 01:35:20 I can't believe this. Are you stupid or what?
1443 01:35:23 Excuse me.
1444 01:35:24 - What's the matter? - Take it off.
1445 01:35:26 - Why? What's the matter? - Take it off!
1446 01:35:31 Didn't I tell you not to get anything big and not to attract attention?
1447 01:35:35 In two days, one guy gets a Caddy and one gets a $20,000 mink.
1448 01:35:38 - Bring it fucking back. - I'll bring it back.
1449 01:35:40 I don't care what you do. Bring it where you got it before.
1450 01:35:44 - Get it out of here! - All right. Let's go, honey.
1451 01:35:56 This drink here is better than sex, babe.
1452 01:36:00 I'm gonna go see Stacks. Don't you look at anybody or I'll fucking kill you.
1453 01:36:05 He's so jealous. If I even look at anyone else, he'll kill me.
1454 01:36:09 That's great.
1455 01:36:11 Tell them all to relax. Don't attract attention.
1456 01:36:17 I've been looking all over for you.
1457 01:36:19 How are you? Merry Christmas.
1458 01:36:21 Listen, I need the money.
1459 01:36:23 - Morrie, relax, okay? It's Christmas. - Jimmy, I need the money.
1460 01:36:27 I'm relaxing. I need the money.
1461 01:36:29 - I did what I had to do. I need the money. - Not tonight, Morrie.
1462 01:36:33 Listen, I did my caper. He owes me.
1463 01:36:35 Everybody's flashing their stuff.
1464 01:36:36 Evidently, they got their money. I'm wearing the same shit.
1465 01:36:40 - Just not tonight. - They're wearing it. I gotta talk to him.
1466 01:36:45 I got $500,000 coming to me.
1467 01:36:48 The biggest fucking bundle he ever made in his life.
1468 01:36:50 Morrie, I'll go talk to him. Go have a drink, all right?
1469 01:36:53 - I'll talk to him. - It's poison in my eyes.
1470 01:36:55 - Morris, baby, are you all right? - No, I'm not.
1471 01:36:59 Jimmy
1472 01:37:05 Christmas. Your share. Just a little taste.
1473 01:37:11 We did it!
1474 01:37:15 - Jimmy. - Yeah.
1475 01:37:18 - Yeah, who is it? - It's me.
1476 01:37:20 Pete? One second.
1477 01:37:22 Don't do what Frankie and Johnny did. Don't be a moron with the money.
1478 01:37:26 - Do what's right, you understand? - Yeah.
1479 01:37:28 Karen, Judy, Ruth, come here!
1480 01:37:31 I got the most expensive tree they had.
1481 01:37:35 - What do you think, Mommy? - I love them all.
1482 01:37:39 I love the gold outfit.
1483 01:37:41 - Merry Christmas. - Thank you.
1484 01:37:43 - What? - Merry Christmas.
1485 01:37:44 And?
1486 01:37:46 Happy Hanukkah.
1487 01:37:48 - Very funny. - Go get yourself something nice, okay?
1488 01:38:00 Lufthansa should have been our ultimate score. The heist of a lifetime.
1489 01:38:05 $6 million in cash. More than enough to go around.
1490 01:38:18 Yo, Stacks!
1491 01:38:20 Open up! What's up? What're you doing?
1492 01:38:29 What's with you? He ain't ready. I knew you wouldn't be ready.
1493 01:38:33 - You didn't bring any coffee? - What do I look like, a fucking caterer?
1494 01:38:36 Frankie will make coffee. Go ahead, Frankie, make coffee.
1495 01:38:42 Thought you had one of your bitches in here.
1496 01:38:45 Yeah, I did. Where the fuck is she?
1497 01:38:48 Always got these hot books around, or a bitch, or something.
1498 01:38:51 What time is it?
1499 01:38:52 - It's 11:30. We had to be there by 9:00. - I'll be ready in a minute.
1500 01:38:57 You're always fucking late. You'd be late for your own fucking funeral.
1501 01:39:05 What the fuck you looking at? Make that coffee to go. Let's go.
1502 01:39:12 What the fuck you doing? It's a joke.
1503 01:39:15 Put the fucking pot down. You gonna take the coffee?
1504 01:39:37 Stacks was always crazy.
1505 01:39:39 Instead of getting rid of the truck as he was supposed to, he got stoned...
1506 01:39:43 went to his girlfriend's, and by the time he woke up, the cops had found the truck.
1507 01:39:48 It was all over the television.
1508 01:39:50 They even said they came up with prints off the wheel.
1509 01:39:54 It was just a matter of time before they got to Stacks.
1510 01:40:09 I gotta talk to you.
1511 01:40:11 - Have a drink. - Have a drink. Come on.
1512 01:40:14 Have a drink. What you doing? It's an occasion. Have a drink.
1513 01:40:19 I still gotta talk to you.
1514 01:40:22 What?
1515 01:40:23 - What happened with Stacks? - Don't worry about that.
1516 01:40:26 - There's feds all over the place. - So what? Where are they gonna go?
1517 01:40:30 - It's in the papers. - He's worried.
1518 01:40:33 What are you worried about?
1519 01:40:34 The television and the newspapers. All the shit's out there.
1520 01:40:39 - What are you worried about? - You worry too much.
1521 01:40:42 Everything is beautiful. There's nothing to worry about.
1522 01:40:45 - Didn't you tell him? - I didn't tell him yet.
1523 01:40:47 - What? - Guess what?
1524 01:40:50 They're gonna make him.
1525 01:40:54 Paulie's going to make you?
1526 01:40:57 Tommy.
1527 01:40:58 They opened up the books. Paulie got the okay.
1528 01:41:01 You believe that? This little guinea bastard.
1529 01:41:04 He's gonna get made. We're gonna work for this guy one day. He's gonna be a boss.
1530 01:41:10 I can't believe it.
1531 01:41:12 I'm really happy for you. Great. Congratulations.
1532 01:41:14 Motherfuckers, we got them now.
1533 01:41:17 Jimmy, I've been looking all over for you. Can I talk to you a second?
1534 01:41:22 I mastermind the goddamn thing, I'm left with dick.
1535 01:41:24 They'd be up a creek if not for me. Fuck him! I want my money.
1536 01:41:28 I want my money! I've had it up to here!
1537 01:41:30 That cheap cigarette hijacker.
1538 01:41:33 - Fuck him! I want my money! - Good. Go tell him.
1539 01:41:38 You're gonna keep your mouth shut, or what?
1540 01:41:43 Morrie, you're gonna get your money.
1541 01:41:45 You just got to stop busting balls.
1542 01:41:48 All right? Look at me. You hear me? Look at me, okay?
1543 01:41:51 Everything's going to be fine.
1544 01:41:59 Henry.
1545 01:42:06 Sweetheart, half mick, half guinea? I'll sing with an Italian accent.
1546 01:42:51 I could see for the first time that Jimmy was a nervous wreck.
1547 01:42:55 His mind was going in eight different directions at once.
1548 01:43:00 Think Morrie tells his wife everything?
1549 01:43:03 Morrie? Him?
1550 01:43:05 That's when I knew Jimmy was going to whack Morrie.
1551 01:43:08 That's how it happens. That's how fast it takes for a guy to get whacked.
1552 01:43:13 He's a nut job. He talks to everybody.
1553 01:43:16 Acts like a jerk in his commercials. Nobody listens to what he says.
1554 01:43:19 Nobody fucking cares what he says, he talks so much.
1555 01:43:23 Make sure you bring him here tonight.
1556 01:43:25 - Okay? - All right.
1557 01:43:29 Start like this. Sorry. Did I get you in the eye?
1558 01:43:33 Stop breaking my balls, all right?
1559 01:43:35 I was just stalling for time.
1560 01:43:37 I knew I still had till 8:00 or 9:00 to talk Jimmy out of killing Morrie.
1561 01:43:42 But meanwhile, as far as Jimmy knew, I was going along with the program.
1562 01:43:46 I pulled his hair out of his fucking head. I bit him. He's out cold.
1563 01:43:52 I'm enraged. I wanted to kill this little fuck.
1564 01:43:54 I walk away. We start to go in the fucking joint.
1565 01:43:57 I don't want to turn around. Jimmy's going like this to me.
1566 01:44:01 I don't want to fucking turn around.
1567 01:44:03 I don't want to turn around. He picks up his fucking head, he says...
1568 01:44:08 I said, "Don't say it."
1569 01:44:15 "Jerkoff!"
1570 01:44:19 What are you going to do? What? I fucking fly at him.
1571 01:44:23 I got him and I'm banging his head, banging his fucking face.
1572 01:44:26 I'm pulling his hair out of his head.
1573 01:44:28 I beat him to a pulp. To a pulp I beat him.
1574 01:44:31 He's laying there full of fucking blood. I'm out of breath.
1575 01:44:34 Forget about tonight. Forget about it.
1576 01:44:37 It was a load off my mind.
1577 01:44:40 Poor bastard.
1578 01:44:42 He never knew how close he'd come to getting killed.
1579 01:44:44 Even if I told him, he would have never believed me.
1580 01:44:49 - Jimmy, could I talk to you now? - You're a pisser. A real pisser.
1581 01:44:53 Want to talk now? Okay, let's talk. Let's get it over with.
1582 01:44:57 I've never met a ball buster like you, my whole life.
1583 01:45:00 Who loves you more than I do?
1584 01:45:02 - I'd do anything for you. - Except to stop busting my balls.
1585 01:45:06 - Let's go have coffee. - Want to go to the diner?
1586 01:45:09 We'll go to the diner on the boulevard.
1587 01:45:12 - Which diner? - Rockaway Boulevard. It's open 24 hours.
1588 01:45:15 - They got Danishes? - They got everything.
1589 01:45:17 Let's pick up some Danishes for Belle.
1590 01:45:20 Hear about the points we were shaving up in Boston?
1591 01:45:23 It's terrific. Nunzio...
1592 01:45:33 I thought he'd never shut up.
1593 01:45:34 What a pain in the ass.
1594 01:45:36 - What'll we do with him? - Chop him up and get rid of the car.
1595 01:45:39 Call me when you're through.
1596 01:45:41 - Frank, let's chop him up. - All right.
1597 01:45:44 Where you going, you dizzy motherfucker, you?
1598 01:45:47 You said chop him up.
1599 01:45:48 At Charlie's, not here! Where are you gonna chop him here?
1600 01:45:52 Come on, what are you doing? Get out of here.
1601 01:45:55 I got a better shot letting him drive.
1602 01:45:57 The car's cold.
1603 01:45:59 Get the fuck out of here! What, warm it up? Get out of here!
1604 01:46:04 - Who is it? - It's Belle. Open up.
1605 01:46:06 It's Belle. Let me in.
1606 01:46:09 Morris didn't come home. He's missing. I know something's happened.
1607 01:46:13 Calm down.
1608 01:46:14 He's missing! I know something happened.
1609 01:46:17 He's probably drunk and fell asleep somewhere.
1610 01:46:19 In 27 years, he's never been away all night without calling.
1611 01:46:23 I know something's happened. I know you know.
1612 01:46:26 Let me get changed. I'll take you home, then look for him.
1613 01:46:30 - I've been home! I've been on the phone... - He's playing cards.
1614 01:46:37 - What'll I tell Belle? - Who gives a fuck?
1615 01:46:40 Tell her he ran off with some broad. What do you care?
1616 01:46:44 - Watch this. - Don't fuck with them.
1617 01:46:46 I do it all the time. I'll bust their balls.
1618 01:46:48 Don't give them the satisfaction, the fucks.
1619 01:46:53 Come on, fuckos. Let's go for a ride.
1620 01:46:57 Keep them up all night.
1621 01:47:00 I'll see you later.
1622 01:47:51 Jimmy was cutting every link between himself and the robbery...
1623 01:47:54 but it had nothing to do with me.
1624 01:48:07 I gave Jimmy the tip and he gave me some Christmas money.
1625 01:48:12 From then on, I kept my mouth shut.
1626 01:48:15 I knew Jimmy. He had the cash. It was his.
1627 01:48:19 He kicked some money upstairs to Paulie, but that was it.
1628 01:48:23 It made him sick to turn the money over to the guys who stole it.
1629 01:48:27 He'd rather whack them. Anyway, what did I care?
1630 01:48:30 I wasn't asking for anything.
1631 01:48:32 And Jimmy was making nice money through my Pittsburgh connections.
1632 01:48:36 Still, months after the robbery they were finding bodies all over.
1633 01:49:02 When they found Carbone in the meat truck...
1634 01:49:05 he was frozen so stiff...
1635 01:49:07 it took them two days to thaw him out for the autopsy.
1636 01:49:15 Still, I never saw Jimmy so happy.
1637 01:49:17 He was like a kid. We had money coming in through my Pittsburgh people...
1638 01:49:21 and even after a while, the Lufthansa thing began to calm down.
1639 01:49:25 What made Jimmy so happy that morning...
1640 01:49:27 was that this was the day that Tommy was being made.
1641 01:49:30 Jimmy was so excited, you'd think he was being made.
1642 01:49:34 He must have made four calls to Tommy's house.
1643 01:49:37 They had a signal set up, so he'd know the minute the ceremony was over.
1644 01:49:42 - Ma, where are you? - Here I am.
1645 01:49:45 - You're home. - Home? I'm leaving.
1646 01:49:48 - You look lovely. - I look good, huh?
1647 01:49:50 You look wonderful. Be careful. Congratulations.
1648 01:49:54 I love you. Don't paint any more religious pictures, please.
1649 01:49:58 - God be with you. - Bye, Ma.
1650 01:50:00 We always called each other goodfellas.
1651 01:50:02 You'd say to somebody:
1652 01:50:04 "You'll like this guy. He's all right. He's a goodfella, one of us."
1653 01:50:08 You understand?
1654 01:50:10 We were goodfellas. Wiseguys.
1655 01:50:15 But Jimmy and I could never be made because we had Irish blood.
1656 01:50:19 It didn't matter my mother was Sicilian.
1657 01:50:22 To become a member of a crew, you've got to be 100% Italian...
1658 01:50:26 so they can trace your relatives back to the old country.
1659 01:50:36 It's the highest honor they can give you.
1660 01:50:38 It means you belong to a family and a crew.
1661 01:50:41 It means nobody can fuck around with you.
1662 01:50:44 It also means you could fuck around with anybody...
1663 01:50:47 just as long as they aren't also a member.
1664 01:50:50 It's like a license to steal. A license to do anything.
1665 01:50:55 How many years ago since you were made?
1666 01:50:57 - I'm an old-timer. 30 years ago. - Thirty years?
1667 01:51:00 Brings back a lot of memories.
1668 01:51:02 Pike's Peak was a pimple then, wasn't it?
1669 01:51:08 As far as Jimmy was concerned, with Tommy being made...
1670 01:51:11 it was like we were all being made.
1671 01:51:14 We would now have one of our own as a member.
1672 01:51:33 - Who's this? - This is Vinnie.
1673 01:51:35 Vinnie. What happened? Did we get straightened out?
1674 01:51:38 No, we had a problem. We tried to do everything we could.
1675 01:51:41 What do you mean?
1676 01:51:42 You know what I mean. He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it.
1677 01:51:48 - That's it. - What do you mean?
1678 01:51:50 He's gone.
1679 01:51:53 That's it.
1680 01:51:59 I knew it! I can't fucking believe it.
1681 01:52:12 What happened?
1682 01:52:14 - They fucking whacked him - Fuck.
1683 01:52:32 Are you all right?
1684 01:52:40 It was revenge for Billy Batts...
1685 01:52:43 and a lot of other things.
1686 01:52:45 And that's that.
1687 01:52:46 There was nothing we could do about it.
1688 01:52:49 Batts was a made man and Tommy wasn't.
1689 01:52:52 We had to sit still and take it.
1690 01:52:54 It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit.
1691 01:53:10 They even shot Tommy in the face...
1692 01:53:12 so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.
1693 01:54:03 I was gonna be busy all day. I had to drop off some guns at Jimmy's...
1694 01:54:05 to match some silencers he had.
1695 01:54:09 I had to pick up my brother at the hospital and drive him home.
1696 01:54:12 I had to pick up some new Pittsburgh stuff for Lois...
1697 01:54:15 to fly down to some customers I had near Atlanta.
1698 01:54:29 Right away, I knew he didn't want them, and I'd be stuck for the money.
1699 01:54:33 I only bought them because he wanted them, and now he didn't.
1700 01:54:37 What good are these? None of them fit. What's the matter with you?
1701 01:54:41 I'm not paying for it.
1702 01:54:42 I didn't say a thing. Jimmy was so pissed off, he didn't even say goodbye.
1703 01:54:46 Stop the drugs. They're making your mind into mush!
1704 01:54:49 - You hear me? - I'll take them back.
1705 01:55:03 My Pittsburgh guys always wanted guns.
1706 01:55:06 Since I would see them in the afternoon to pick up a delivery...
1707 01:55:09 I was pretty sure I'd get my money back.
1708 01:55:31 Oh, my God.
1709 01:55:33 When I finally got to the hospital, Michael's doctor wanted to put me in bed.
1710 01:55:38 Jesus Christ, what happened to you?
1711 01:55:41 I almost got into an accident on the way here.
1712 01:55:44 And I told him I was partying all night.
1713 01:55:47 - I'm fine. - Come on. Get over here.
1714 01:55:49 - Doc, I'm fine. - Let me check you out.
1715 01:55:51 Come on.
1716 01:55:56 He took mercy on me, gave me 10 milligrams of Valium...
1717 01:55:58 and sent me home.
1718 01:56:00 My plan was to drop off my brother at the house and pick up Karen.
1719 01:56:06 There it is. You see that helicopter right there?
1720 01:56:09 Right in front of us, there. I think it's been following me all morning.
1721 01:56:13 - Get the fuck out. What are you, nuts? - I'm telling you.
1722 01:56:16 I don't know what's going on.
1723 01:56:17 It's the third time I've seen it. At the hospital I saw it.
1724 01:56:20 I had to make some stops. I've seen it every time.
1725 01:56:23 I've been all over town and I've seen it all day.
1726 01:56:32 I was cooking dinner that night.
1727 01:56:34 I had to start braising the beef and veal shanks for the tomato sauce.
1728 01:56:41 It was Michael's favorite. I was making ziti with meat gravy...
1729 01:56:45 and I'm planning to roast some peppers over the flames...
1730 01:56:48 put on some string beans with olive oil. I had some beautiful cutlets...
1731 01:56:52 that were cut just right...
1732 01:56:53 that I was going to fry up as an appetizer.
1733 01:56:56 So, I was home for about an hour.
1734 01:56:58 My plan was to start the dinner early...
1735 01:57:00 so Karen and I could unload the guns Jimmy didn't want...
1736 01:57:03 then get the package for Lois...
1737 01:57:05 to take to Atlanta for her trip later that night.
1738 01:57:08 I kept looking out the window, and I saw that the helicopter was gone.
1739 01:57:12 Michael, keep an eye on the sauce. Stay here with your Uncle Michael.
1740 01:57:17 So I asked my brother to watch the sauce, and Karen and I started out.
1741 01:57:24 Oh, God. I see it.
1742 01:57:26 - I see it. Look, it's right there. - Damn!
1743 01:57:30 - That's it. - There it is.
1744 01:57:31 We got to get to your mother's.
1745 01:57:34 See, I told you.
1746 01:57:35 It's funny.
1747 01:57:37 - It's not the end of the world. - We're going to your mother's.
1748 01:58:08 Go inside, tell your mother not to touch anything outside the house. Nothing.
1749 01:58:12 We couldn't go to your mother's house? You had to come here.
1750 01:58:21 Let's go shopping.
1751 01:58:25 I'm not nuts, it's been following me all morning.
1752 01:58:27 I'm telling you.
1753 01:58:30 Fine. Fine. He thinks I'm paranoid!
1754 01:58:34 I should bring him the helicopter, then we'll see how paranoid I am.
1755 01:58:40 Come on, let's go inside.
1756 01:58:46 Yeah, it's gone.
1757 01:58:47 - I don't hear anything. - Let's go back to your mother's.
1758 01:59:03 - They all right? - Beautiful. They're great.
1759 01:59:06 Didn't I tell you, you were paranoid? Didn't I tell him?
1760 01:59:09 Yeah. I need a hit.
1761 01:59:11 Want to see helicopters? Come on, I'll show you helicopters.
1762 01:59:15 I've seen enough helicopters for one day, thank you.
1763 01:59:18 I had to get home and get the package ready for Lois to take on her trip.
1764 01:59:23 Also, I had to get to Sandy's to give the package a whack with quinine.
1765 01:59:27 Plus, I knew Sandy would get on my ass.
1766 01:59:29 I had the cooking to finish, and I had to get Lois ready for her trip.
1767 01:59:33 - It's Sandy. What is this? - She's a pain in the ass.
1768 01:59:38 - When are you coming over? - In an hour.
1769 01:59:40 - You staying tonight, right? - I can't. I got my brother tonight.
1770 01:59:43 Come on, stop. We'll talk about it later, okay? Goodbye.
1771 01:59:55 - Hello? - It's me. You ready?
1772 01:59:58 Tell Michael not to let the sauce stick. Keep stirring it.
1773 02:00:01 - Henry says don't let the sauce stick. - I'm stirring it.
1774 02:00:05 - Listen, you know what to do? - Yeah, yeah.
1775 02:00:07 Don't "yeah, yeah" me, Lois. This is important.
1776 02:00:09 Make sure you leave the house when you make the call.
1777 02:00:12 Understand me? Call from an outside line. I mean it.
1778 02:00:15 Jesus, you must think I'm dumb. Why are you bugging me? I know what to do.
1779 02:00:19 You little hick, just make sure you do it.
1780 02:00:22 You can be such a pain.
1781 02:00:23 - Hey! Just do it! - Okay.
1782 02:00:28 Un-fucking-believable. All of them. Every fucking girl in my life.
1783 02:00:34 - What did he say? - Nothing.
1784 02:00:36 What does she do after she hangs up with me?
1785 02:00:38 After everything I told her? After all her "yeah, yeah"bullshit?
1786 02:00:42 She picks up the phone and calls from the house.
1787 02:00:45 If anybody was listening, they'd know everything.
1788 02:00:47 They'd know a package was leaving my house...
1789 02:00:49 and they'd even have the time and flight number, thanks to her.
1790 02:00:54 As soon as I got home, I started cooking.
1791 02:00:57 I had a few hours until Lois' flight.
1792 02:00:59 I told my brother to watch the stove.
1793 02:01:01 All day long the guy's been watching helicopters and tomato sauce.
1794 02:01:06 I had to drive over to Sandy's, mix the stuff, then get back to the gravy.
1795 02:01:22 Do you think you can come over here, fuck me, and leave?
1796 02:01:25 - Come on. - You got someplace better to go?
1797 02:01:27 Don't talk like that. Come on.
1798 02:01:30 - You all right? - Yeah, sure.
1799 02:01:32 You believe me?
1800 02:01:34 Do you believe me?
1801 02:01:36 Do you believe me?
1802 02:01:40 - That the last one? - Yeah.
1803 02:01:51 You lying son of a bitch. I hate you!
1804 02:02:00 Please stop feeding the dog from the table...
1805 02:02:04 from the plate on top of it. Stop it.
1806 02:02:06 - I have to. - You don't have to.
1807 02:02:14 I got to go home.
1808 02:02:17 What do you mean, you got to go home?
1809 02:02:19 I've been carrying this all day.
1810 02:02:21 We got to start taping it to your leg. We got to go soon.
1811 02:02:23 I got to go home and get my hat.
1812 02:02:26 Forget your fucking hat. Are you kidding me?
1813 02:02:29 So I need a trip to Rockaway because you want your hat?
1814 02:02:32 I need it, I got to have it. It's my lucky hat. I never fly without it.
1815 02:02:36 Lois, do you understand what we are involved in here?
1816 02:02:41 I don't care. I need my hat. I won't fly without it.
1817 02:02:49 What could I do if she insisted I drive her home for her goddamn hat?
1818 02:02:53 I hid the package in the kitchen and went to take her home.
1819 02:02:55 A hat?
1820 02:03:05 What the fuck is this?
1821 02:03:07 Police! Freeze! Don't you move, you motherfucker...
1822 02:03:10 or I'll blow your brains out. Shut the car off slowly.
1823 02:03:17 For a second, I thought I was dead.
1824 02:03:19 But when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops.
1825 02:03:22 Only cops talk that way.
1826 02:03:24 Don't fucking move.
1827 02:03:25 If they had been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing.
1828 02:03:29 I would have been dead.
1829 02:03:32 Michael, lock the door!
1830 02:03:58 Talk to me. When was the last time you took a collar?
1831 02:04:01 Fuckhead, I'm talking to you.
1832 02:04:03 You don't want to say a fucking word, don't. I don't really give a fuck.
1833 02:04:07 You'll do 25 years. See how much of a good guy you'll be then.
1834 02:04:11 All day I thought the guys in the helicopter...
1835 02:04:13 were local cops busting my balls over Lufthansa. They turned out to be narcs.
1836 02:04:18 Just get the lawyer.
1837 02:04:19 They'd been on me a month. Phone taps, surveillance, everything.
1838 02:04:23 You know the boys. All the pals are here.
1839 02:04:26 You don't want to talk to me, you'll have a problem all night.
1840 02:04:30 Each one of these counts holds 25-to-life in New York State.
1841 02:04:34 Twenty-five fucking years, pal. I'll slap your fucking head inside out.
1842 02:04:39 What, were you guys grocery shopping?
1843 02:04:43 Are we going to make a cake? You going to make a fucking cake?
1844 02:04:47 You got anything good in there?
1845 02:04:51 Is it good?
1846 02:04:57 Bye-bye, dickhead.
1847 02:05:01 See you in Attica, dick.
1848 02:05:03 I spoke to Jimmy. He offered to give me some money.
1849 02:05:07 He just wants to know what's happening. He just wants to talk to you.
1850 02:05:11 Fuck Jimmy and his money.
1851 02:05:12 I got to straighten out everything with Paulie or I'm dead.
1852 02:05:16 Then you're better off staying in here.
1853 02:05:18 They could whack me in here as easy as outside, maybe even easier.
1854 02:05:22 They're afraid I'll rat them out.
1855 02:05:24 People are already walking away from me. I'm dead in here.
1856 02:05:26 You got to get me out.
1857 02:05:28 Karen finally got her mother to put her house up for my bail and I was out.
1858 02:05:33 I remember I had this feeling I would be killed right outside the jail.
1859 02:05:37 I knew Paulie was still pissed at me, and he's such a hothead.
1860 02:05:41 And I was worried about Jimmy.
1861 02:05:43 See, Jimmy knew if Paulie found out he was into drug deals with me...
1862 02:05:48 Paulie would have Jimmy whacked even before me.
1863 02:05:52 This is the bad time.
1864 02:05:55 I didn't feel safe until I got home.
1865 02:05:59 Now my plan was to stay alive long enough to sell off the dope...
1866 02:06:03 the cops never found, then disappear until I can get things straightened out.
1867 02:06:09 Fuck!
1868 02:06:10 - Where's the stuff I left, Karen? - I flushed it down the toilet.
1869 02:06:16 You what?
1870 02:06:17 What was I supposed to do? They were all over the house.
1871 02:06:20 That was worth $60,000! I need that money! That's all we got!
1872 02:06:24 What was I supposed to do? They had a search warrant!
1873 02:06:27 That's all the money we had! I was depending on that! Why did you do that?
1874 02:06:32 I had to. They were going to find it!
1875 02:06:35 - They would have never found it! - They would have, I swear to you!
1876 02:06:41 They would've found it!
1877 02:06:44 Why did you do that?
1878 02:06:45 - They would have found it. - Why did you do that, Karen?
1879 02:06:50 Oh, my God!
1880 02:06:52 - I had to do it. - Oh, my God.
1881 02:07:32 Paulie, I'm really sorry.
1882 02:07:36 I don't know what else to say. I know I fucked up.
1883 02:07:39 Yeah, you fucked up.
1884 02:07:44 But I'm all right now.
1885 02:07:48 I can be trusted now. I'm clean. On my kids, I'm clean.
1886 02:07:52 You looked in my eyes and lied to me.
1887 02:07:56 You treated me like a fucking jerk.
1888 02:07:59 Like I was never nothing to you.
1889 02:08:00 After what you said, I couldn't come to you.
1890 02:08:04 You know, I was ashamed.
1891 02:08:10 I'm ashamed now.
1892 02:08:15 But I got nowhere else to go, Paulie.
1893 02:08:20 You're all I've got. And I really need your help. I really do.
1894 02:08:31 Take this.
1895 02:08:47 And now I've got to turn my back on you.
1896 02:09:00 $3,200.
1897 02:09:02 That's what he gave me. $3,200 for a lifetime.
1898 02:09:07 It wasn't even enough to pay for the coffin.
1899 02:09:09 - We got to get out. - I don't want to run.
1900 02:09:11 I don't want to. Am I supposed to pick up and leave everything? Go hiding?
1901 02:09:16 I don't want to do that. Is that what you want?
1902 02:09:19 If we stay around here, we're dead.
1903 02:09:22 You got it? We're dead.
1904 02:09:24 They're right.
1905 02:09:26 You took too much of that stuff. You're totally paranoid.
1906 02:09:32 How's he doing? Busting his balls or what?
1907 02:09:34 He's okay.
1908 02:09:37 They sobered him up.
1909 02:09:38 Good. Very good. Glad to hear it.
1910 02:09:44 You know what kind of questions they're asking him?
1911 02:09:47 Jimmy, I don't know.
1912 02:09:50 I got my mind on so many other things. I got no money...
1913 02:09:54 The girls are old enough to read the newspapers.
1914 02:09:56 Tell him he's got to call me. Okay?
1915 02:09:59 As soon as you talk to him, he's got to call me. It's important.
1916 02:10:03 He doesn't know I came here to see you. It's like he's crazy.
1917 02:10:07 - Take this. It's a couple of thousands. - Thanks, Jimmy.
1918 02:10:10 Don't worry, everything will be all right.
1919 02:10:12 I got some beautiful Dior dresses. You want to have them?
1920 02:10:16 Pick out a few for yourself.
1921 02:10:19 - For my mom. - Yeah, whatever.
1922 02:10:21 No. It's over here. In the store on the corner.
1923 02:10:24 It's swag, so I got it down on the corner.
1924 02:10:32 Go ahead, sweetheart, I'll see you.
1925 02:10:34 - Thanks, Jimmy. - Don't worry.
1926 02:10:36 - I'll try. - Don't forget, he's got to call me.
1927 02:10:41 - Over here? - Right down there.
1928 02:10:58 It's over there, on the corner.
1929 02:11:01 Right there.
1930 02:11:36 No, go ahead. It's right in there.
1931 02:11:38 No, Jimmy. I'm in a hurry!
1932 02:11:41 My mom's watching the kids! I got to get home!
1933 02:11:44 I'll come back later!
1934 02:12:08 Karen!
1935 02:12:14 What happened?
1936 02:12:16 Nothing.
1937 02:12:18 - What happened? - I just got scared.
1938 02:12:23 Got the keys?
1939 02:12:26 - What happened, Karen? - I just got scared. It's okay.
1940 02:12:30 - Are you all right? - Yeah.
1941 02:12:39 If you're part of a crew, nobody ever tells you they're going to kill you.
1942 02:12:44 It doesn't happen that way.
1943 02:12:46 There aren't any arguments or curses like in the movies.
1944 02:12:49 Your murderers come with smiles. They come as your friends.
1945 02:12:54 People who cared for you all your life.
1946 02:12:56 They always seem to come when you're weakest and most in need of their help.
1947 02:13:00 So I met Jimmy in a crowded place we both knew.
1948 02:13:04 I got there 15 minutes early, and Jimmy was already there.
1949 02:13:09 He took the booth near the window so he could see everyone who drove up.
1950 02:13:13 He wanted to make sure I wasn't tailed.
1951 02:13:16 He was jumpy. He hadn't touched a thing.
1952 02:13:20 On the surface, everything was supposed to be fine.
1953 02:13:23 We were supposed to be discussing my case.
1954 02:13:26 But I had a feeling Jimmy was trying to sense if I'd rat on him to save my neck.
1955 02:13:32 I been telling you your whole life, don't talk on the phone.
1956 02:13:36 Now you understand?
1957 02:13:41 It's going to be okay. You got a good chance to beat the case.
1958 02:13:47 You know that kid from the city we were talking about? You know?
1959 02:13:54 The kid turned out to be a rat. As soon as he got pinched, he ratted on everybody.
1960 02:14:01 I know where he is. He's hiding now.
1961 02:14:05 Know what I'm saying?
1962 02:14:11 Would you have a problem going with Anthony to take care of that?
1963 02:14:17 No, not at all.
1964 02:14:20 That way they got nothing.
1965 02:14:31 Jimmy had never asked me to whack somebody before.
1966 02:14:34 But now he's asking me to go to Florida and do a hit with Anthony.
1967 02:14:45 That's when I knew I would never have come back from Florida alive.
1968 02:15:03 Whenever you move me, I asked once and I'll tell you again...
1969 02:15:06 I don't want to go any place cold.
1970 02:15:09 You don't have a choice in that matter.
1971 02:15:12 Come on. Whoever fucking controls it...
1972 02:15:15 just no place cold. Do that for me. I'm trying to...
1973 02:15:18 He's bronchial, that's why.
1974 02:15:20 If he's legitimately bronchial, we'll consider that.
1975 02:15:22 I'd like to go someplace not cold.
1976 02:15:25 Can I ask you some questions? What about my parents?
1977 02:15:30 What about them?
1978 02:15:31 Am I going to see them? Am I going to talk to them?
1979 02:15:35 Don't I have some kind of contact with them?
1980 02:15:38 No.
1981 02:15:40 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You mean to tell me that...
1982 02:15:43 God forbid something happens to my parents, they get sick, I can't see them?
1983 02:15:48 Maybe something can be worked out if they're sick...
1984 02:15:51 if there's extraordinary circumstances...
1985 02:15:53 I can't do this. I can't do this, Henry.
1986 02:15:57 I can't leave my parents.
1987 02:16:00 Excuse me, Karen, I told you before.
1988 02:16:04 I'm not going to do this unless you and the kids come with me.
1989 02:16:09 I can't do it without you.
1990 02:16:11 So, you do whatever, but... that's it.
1991 02:16:17 - You need Henry, not me, right? - That's right.
1992 02:16:20 Frankly, I don't care whether you go or not.
1993 02:16:23 If it'll make him a better witness, I'd like you to be with him.
1994 02:16:26 They want Henry, not me.
1995 02:16:28 Henry'll be in the protection program. They can't get to him.
1996 02:16:32 They can only get to him by getting to you or your kids.
1997 02:16:36 If he goes into the program, you're in danger...
1998 02:16:38 - I don't know anything. - Don't give me...
1999 02:16:41 the babe-in-the-woods routine.
2000 02:16:42 I've listened to those wiretaps, and I've heard you talk about cocaine.
2001 02:16:47 Conversation after conversation you talked to Henry on the phone.
2002 02:16:55 It doesn't matter. Whether he goes to jail...
2003 02:16:58 or stays on the streets and beats the case, he's a dead man.
2004 02:17:02 He knows it and you know it.
2005 02:17:05 What about the kids and school?
2006 02:17:07 Will they get left back? I mean, what goes on?
2007 02:17:10 Go to Wall Street and get real crooks.
2008 02:17:12 Whoever sold you those suits had a sense of humor.
2009 02:17:15 What it comes down to is we're your only salvation.
2010 02:17:19 We'll save your life and his life, and we'll keep you out of jail.
2011 02:17:26 This morning you told the jury about your background.
2012 02:17:29 It was easy for us to disappear.
2013 02:17:32 My house was in my mother-in-law's name.
2014 02:17:34 My cars were registered to my wife.
2015 02:17:36 My Social Security cards and driver's licenses were phonies.
2016 02:17:40 I never voted or paid taxes.
2017 02:17:42 My birth certificate and arrest sheet was all you'd ever have to know I was alive.
2018 02:17:47 - Do you see him here in this courtroom? - Yes.
2019 02:17:50 Will you please point him out for the jury?
2020 02:17:55 Let the record reflect that Mr. Hill identified the defendant, James Conway.
2021 02:18:01 Do you also know a man named Paul Cicero?
2022 02:18:04 - Do you see him in the courtroom? - Yes.
2023 02:18:07 Can you point him out for the jury?
2024 02:18:11 Let the record reflect that Mr. Hill identified the defendant, Paul Cicero.
2025 02:18:16 Your Honor, I have a document...
2026 02:18:18 The hardest thing was leaving the life.
2027 02:18:21 I still love the life.
2028 02:18:23 We were treated like movie stars with muscle.
2029 02:18:25 We had it all, just for the asking.
2030 02:18:28 Our wives, mothers, kids, everybody rode along.
2031 02:18:31 I had paper bags filled with jewelry stashed in the kitchen.
2032 02:18:35 I had a sugar bowl full of coke next to the bed.
2033 02:18:37 People call them rats because rats do anything to survive. Isn't that right?
2034 02:18:41 - Objection! - Objection sustained.
2035 02:18:43 - I know nothing about being a rat. - You know everything about it.
2036 02:18:49 Anything I wanted was a phone call away.
2037 02:18:51 Free cars. Keys to a dozen hideout flats all over the city.
2038 02:18:55 I'd bet $20,000, $30,000 over a weekend...
2039 02:18:58 then blow the winnings in a week or go to the sharks to pay the bookies.
2040 02:19:02 It didn't matter.
2041 02:19:04 It didn't mean anything. When I was broke I would go out and rob some more.
2042 02:19:09 We ran everything.
2043 02:19:11 We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges.
2044 02:19:15 Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking.
2045 02:19:21 And now it's all over.
2046 02:19:23 That's the hardest part.
2047 02:19:26 Today everything is different.
2048 02:19:28 There's no action. I have to wait around like everyone else.
2049 02:19:32 Can't even get decent food.
2050 02:19:35 After I got here I ordered spaghetti with marinara sauce...
2051 02:19:38 and I got egg noodles and ketchup.
2052 02:19:41 I'm an average nobody.
2053 02:19:44 I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
