纽约的一个雨天 A Rainy Day in New York(EN)Subtitles
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1 00:00:02 ♪ I got lucky in the rain ♪
2 00:00:08 ♪ One day when I had nothing to do for an hour ♪
3 00:00:15 ♪ I walked around in a shower ♪
4 00:00:20 ♪ I had reason to complain ♪
5 00:00:26 ♪ One moment I was sadly in need of a song ♪
6 00:00:34 ♪ Next moment you came along ♪
7 00:00:39 ♪ Then the heavens smiled at me ♪
8 00:00:48 ♪ My heart said, "How lucky can you be!" ♪
9 00:00:57 ♪ Things like these you can't explain ♪
10 00:01:04 ♪ I only know that I met the love of my life ♪
11 00:01:11 ♪ When I got lucky in the rain ♪
12 00:01:23 This is Yardley.
13 00:01:24 Which is supposed to be a very good liberal art school.
14 00:01:27 Definitely tonguey enough for my mother.
15 00:01:30 With its beautiful rural campus.
16 00:01:32 Which is total bullshit, because you get ticks, walking in the grass.
17 00:01:38 Yardley is more structured than the first college I went to.
18 00:01:42 I lasted a few months at one of those serious Ivy League sudo intellectual joints,
19 00:01:46 which my mother thought would give me an "appropriate" education.
20 00:01:51 She says I have a high IQ, and I'm not living up to my potential.
21 00:01:54 Even though last weekend I made 20 grand playing poker.
22 00:01:58 But I'll get to that.
23 00:02:00 Yardley is where I met Ashleigh, from a school paper.
24 00:02:03 That's my girlfriend - Ashleigh Enright.
25 00:02:06 My dad knew one of her father's banks in Arizona.
26 00:02:08 And naturally, with those family credentials,
27 00:02:10 my mother wants us to get married, sight unseen.
28 00:02:13 It's the one area I agree on with my mother.
29 00:02:15 Because even though we've only been going out for a few months.
30 00:02:18 I'm hopelessly in love with Ashleigh.
31 00:02:20 I got an interview with Roland Pollard.
32 00:02:23 Oh my Gosh, that is amazing. How did you land that?
33 00:02:27 He has a new movie coming out this fall.
34 00:02:29 And the assignment originally went to Priscilla McCain,
35 00:02:31 but she's totally got mono, so I'm doing it.
36 00:02:34 Mono's like a two credit chores at the school.
37 00:02:37 Listen Ash, I think this is great for you.
38 00:02:39 When is it?
39 00:02:40 It's the 28th of this month. A Saturday.
40 00:02:44 And it's on campus?
41 00:02:46 - It's in Manhattan. - It's in Manhattan, are you serious?
42 00:02:49 This is fantastic, we were always talking about going into Manhattan for a special weekend.
43 00:02:55 Look, I'm going to make a reservation at the Carlyle.
44 00:02:57 It's the place I'm always telling you about,
45 00:02:58 with the piano player at the bar, he sings his old Broadway tunes.
46 00:03:03 I'll take you up for lunch and dinner, how does that sound?
47 00:03:05 We go see around city.
48 00:03:06 - Yeah. - Yeah?
49 00:03:08 I mean, it will cost a fortune.
50 00:03:10 Relax, I'm loaded, I scored 20 big ones last Sunday.
51 00:03:14 - Not another crap game? - No, stud poker this time.
52 00:03:17 Sitting there with 3 tens, and some guy with aces up keeps raising me.
53 00:03:22 How did you get all the money to play in such a big poker game?
54 00:03:24 My horse came in this weekend.
55 00:03:26 I'm telling you this is why I have to go to Vegas.
56 00:03:28 I'm a gambler and I don't know how else to put it.
57 00:03:31 I've always wanted you to have to show me around Manhattan.
58 00:03:34 This is going to be absolutely fantastic.
59 00:03:36 I'm going to, maybe, get in touch with my dad's ticket brocker.
60 00:03:38 He'll get us tickets to Hamilton, how does that sound?
61 00:03:40 Actually, I don't want all my parents know I'm in town that weekend.
62 00:03:44 Why not?
63 00:03:45 My mother is having her big annual fall gala,
64 00:03:47 and she's apoplectic I'm not coming.
65 00:03:49 I told her I have a major paper due, otherwise I have to put an appearence.
66 00:03:53 It's like death. It's like having ...
67 00:03:55 Drinks with a hundred bullshit people,
68 00:03:57 not one of which has ever been turned down by a co-op.
69 00:04:01 I can't believe it.
70 00:04:03 An interview with the director of "Winter Memories".
71 00:04:06 Didn't we see "Winter Memories" together on our first date?
72 00:04:09 I think so.
73 00:04:09 I'm just so excited.
74 00:04:12 You have to help me come up with the list of profound questions to ask him.
75 00:04:15 I don't want to come off like a twit.
76 00:04:17 You are not going to come off like a twit.
77 00:04:18 Actually, now that I'm thinking about it.
78 00:04:20 We can't stay at the Carlyle, it's too close to my parents house.
79 00:04:22 But I want you to have a park view. You know what?
80 00:04:24 We going to stay at the Pierre.
81 00:04:25 That way you can have a park view, it's a safe distance from my parents house.
82 00:04:28 Then after dinner we're going to go to the Carlyle, we go to bar,
83 00:04:31 and spend some time there.
84 00:04:32 It's very old New York. I really love it. The murals are by Ludwig Bemelmans.
85 00:04:39 I've only been to Manhattan twice, you know.
86 00:04:42 Once when I was 2, and then once when I was 12.
87 00:04:46 All I remember is we got incredible bargains.
88 00:04:49 My parents could not believe that you could buy
89 00:04:51 a Birkin bag and a Rolex on the blanket off the street.
90 00:04:54 For only 200 dollars.
91 00:05:07 Are there any other questions you can think of that I can ask him?
92 00:05:13 Find out who influenced him more on love.
93 00:05:15 Denis de Rougemont or Ortega y Gasset.
94 00:05:19 How do you always know all that stuff?
95 00:05:22 I read, I just don't read what they give us at school.
96 00:05:25 Do I really care who wins between Beowulf & Grendel, no I don't.
97 00:05:29 Maybe if I had a little money on it.
98 00:05:32 I don't know why I'm so nervous.
99 00:05:36 No college reporters won a Pulitzer, right?
100 00:05:38 I do not think so.
101 00:05:39 You are going to be fine, don't put so much pressure on yourself.
102 00:05:41 I think it's going to be great.
103 00:05:42 Listen, I want to see the Weegee photos at MoMA,
104 00:05:45 and I booked us a dinner at Daniel's.
105 00:05:47 It's kind of a nice place, we can dress up for it. It would be really nice.
106 00:05:49 And I splurged on the suite at the Pierre.
107 00:05:51 What the hell, right? It's poker winnings, it's not even real money.
108 00:06:07 Gatsby, it's beautiful!
109 00:06:10 I wanted to do something special.
110 00:06:13 The flowers.
111 00:06:15 - That's not me, I don't know what that is. - Champagne.
112 00:06:20 Look at that view.
113 00:06:21 I wanted it to be high enough so you could see Central Park.
114 00:06:25 Central Park. Exciting.
115 00:06:29 Thank you so much, sir. I really appreciate that.
116 00:06:33 Thank you.
117 00:06:34 Later maybe we could take a carriage ride?
118 00:06:36 Yeah.
119 00:06:36 If it doesn't rain.
120 00:06:38 We could ride in the rain, it's very moody. It's very romantic.
121 00:06:41 I prefer it.
122 00:06:43 What time is it?
123 00:06:44 Yeah we should go, this is hotel at downtown.
124 00:06:46 It might be a little bit of a traffic.
125 00:06:47 - It is far? - It's in Soho.
126 00:06:49 You are going to like Soho. It's filled with creative people.
127 00:06:53 Then it got commercially expensive, so all the creative people moved to Tribeka.
128 00:06:57 And that got expensive, so they all moved to Brooklyn.
129 00:07:00 Next move is back in with their parents.
130 00:07:13 He's only giving me an hour.
131 00:07:15 It's good, we have a 01:30 lunch reservation.
132 00:07:18 What are you going to do while I'm upstairs?
133 00:07:20 I do not know.
134 00:07:21 Just roam around Soho, maybe visit my brother.
135 00:07:23 I can't say how nice it is that you're back in the city.
136 00:07:26 If it weren't for you I don't know if I would ever find my way back to Yardley.
137 00:07:29 - What would you do? - Find some brilliant way to ruin my life.
138 00:07:34 Hi, I'm here for Mr. Roland Pollard.
139 00:07:40 Roland, this is Ashleigh Enright from Yardley.
140 00:07:42 - How do you do? - Ashleigh, this is Roland.
141 00:07:44 The screening is all set up. We are running on a really tight schedule.
142 00:07:48 First of all, I'd just like to say that what an honor this is for me.
143 00:07:52 I just want to say you're by far the most interesting american director.
144 00:07:56 Thank you.
145 00:07:59 I write in the arts for a paper
146 00:08:00 and I always put you right in the class with Renoir and De Sica.
147 00:08:04 I'm surprised to hear that someone your age is
148 00:08:07 familiar with Renoir and De Sica.
149 00:08:10 Film is my total thing. I've seen all the american classics.
150 00:08:14 Particularly the europeans. Kurosawa is my favourite.
151 00:08:19 Technically, he is not european, technically, he's, obviously, japanese.
152 00:08:22 But you really speak to my soul.
153 00:08:27 What college are you from?
154 00:08:29 Yardley. It's small.
155 00:08:32 I know it well, my first wife went there.
156 00:08:34 - Really? - Yes.
157 00:08:37 Brilliant woman, long blonde hair and a state of the art overbite.
158 00:08:42 Very sexy. A philosophy major.
159 00:08:45 To tell you the truth I didn't deserve her, and
160 00:08:47 I didn't end up with her either, so ...
161 00:08:50 Well, that's a...
162 00:08:54 Neither, either, nor yawn.
163 00:08:57 I imagine.
164 00:08:59 I guess, it's probably more yawn that either.
165 00:09:04 Are you from New York?
166 00:09:07 Tucson, Arizona.
167 00:09:09 What does your family do?
168 00:09:11 I was afraid you'd ask.
169 00:09:12 My father owns banks.
170 00:09:14 Is that bad?
171 00:09:16 I know what you are thinking.
172 00:09:19 "Republicans, the one percent". But we are not.
173 00:09:24 We're just, totally Episcopalians, who happen to just be rich.
174 00:09:29 That's how my Ashley was.
175 00:09:32 Who's your Ashley?
176 00:09:34 My first wife.
177 00:09:36 The one with a long blonde hair and a state of the art overbite.
178 00:09:40 Her name was Ashley?
179 00:09:43 A-S-H-L-E-Y.
180 00:09:47 Mine is A-S-H-L-E-I-G-H.
181 00:09:51 You use a Forbes 500 spelling.
182 00:09:56 Since this is your first meaningful assignment, would you like a scoop?
183 00:10:02 Of?
184 00:10:06 Inside information. You've heard what the term is.
185 00:10:10 Oh, a scoop!
186 00:10:12 I'd rather share this with you, than some slick gossip-hungry newspaper.
187 00:10:18 Oh my God.
188 00:10:21 You keep going, I'm liable to have my famous psychological hiccup fits.
189 00:10:26 When I'm nervous I stammer.
190 00:10:28 Is this the scoop?
191 00:10:30 No, that's not the scoop.
192 00:10:33 The worst, of course, is when I'm sexually conflicted.
193 00:10:37 Then I'll hiccup indefinitely.
194 00:10:43 The scoop is -
195 00:10:45 I am not happy with this film.
196 00:10:48 You're not?
197 00:10:50 I am thinking of quitting, actually.
198 00:10:53 That's the scoop.
199 00:10:58 If I could speak frankly, Mr. Pollard.
200 00:11:05 You've never had mass appeal.
201 00:11:08 You're too original.
202 00:11:10 And you've never once made one single commercial concession.
203 00:11:16 You are a free creative spirit.
204 00:11:19 Like Van Gogh, or Rothko, or Virginia Woolf.
205 00:11:27 Of course, they all committed suicide.
206 00:11:31 It's a very sweet thing to say, actually.
207 00:11:34 You should read me on you.
208 00:11:37 I wrote that your best work is yet to come.
209 00:11:40 It's only in, Yardley Argus, but we have a good circulation.
210 00:11:45 You think that my best work is yet to come?
211 00:11:48 I do.
212 00:11:49 And I haven't seen your new film, but I'm willing to bet...
213 00:11:52 Would you like to?
214 00:11:55 I'd love to.
215 00:11:57 I know how secretive you are. Which I, totally, respect.
216 00:12:02 What are you doing now?
217 00:12:03 Now?
218 00:12:04 Yes now. I'm screening it for Ted Davidoff, who did the script.
219 00:12:08 I know who he is, he writes all your movies, he's a genious.
220 00:12:13 The screening has some last minute changes.
221 00:12:15 Face saving changes.
222 00:12:17 How long does it run?
223 00:12:20 I guess I could shift my lunch plans.
224 00:12:24 One thing about New York City - you are here or you are nowhere.
225 00:12:27 You cannot achieve this level of anxiety, hostility and paranoia anywhere else.
226 00:12:33 It's really exhilarating.
227 00:12:36 Anyhow, I decided to treat myself to a cigarette holder,
228 00:12:39 which makes me look dapper
229 00:12:41 and serves the double duty of delaying the inevitable onset
230 00:12:44 of cancer or emphysema.
231 00:12:46 I smoke too much.
232 00:12:49 So then who do I meet, but one of the most obnoxious
233 00:12:51 and revolting characters from my high school.
234 00:12:54 Welles? Hey.
235 00:12:57 Troller.
236 00:12:58 I heard that you flanked out of freshman year.
237 00:13:01 No, I didn't flunk out, I transferred up to Yardley,
238 00:13:03 because the first place I tried was too unstructured.
239 00:13:06 They word around is flunked.
240 00:13:08 No.
241 00:13:09 Where the hell is Yardley, Afghanistan?
242 00:13:12 Upstate.
243 00:13:13 - Have you heard about Finletter? - No.
244 00:13:15 He got thrown out of Princeton for passing bed checks.
245 00:13:18 - No, I didn't hear about that. - The big deal.
246 00:13:20 Because of his father he's got like the all-time golden parachute.
247 00:13:24 He could commit mass murder and he'd still have a cushy job waiting for him.
248 00:13:27 - It's a weird way to put it. - And Millstein is marrying Carol Durand.
249 00:13:31 Which, I'll never understand, because she resembles Yasser Arafat.
250 00:13:35 Not to mention she's an Ice Queen.
251 00:13:38 You can't believe everything.
252 00:13:40 What are you doing in town?
253 00:13:41 It's my girlfriend, I'm just showing her around for the weekend.
254 00:13:45 - Who is your girlfriend? - You wouldn't know her.
255 00:13:47 But she's got a name, hasn't she?
256 00:13:50 Ashleigh.
257 00:13:53 Like Ashley Wilkes in "Gone with the Wind"?
258 00:13:56 That whimp.
259 00:13:58 What about Josh Loomis?
260 00:13:59 I just saw Josh. He's shooting a movie at Minetta.
261 00:14:02 - A movie? - It's his student film.
262 00:14:05 NYU project, it looked completely stupid to me.
263 00:14:09 You should stop by.
264 00:14:10 He's with Evans and the younger Tyrell.
265 00:14:14 You've always liked Josh. That turned into a classic whimp.
266 00:14:19 Did you say Amy's younger sister is there? Is Amy there?
267 00:14:22 Amy is at Vassar. Big deal. I'm impressed.
268 00:14:27 Flat-chested. Like two dimes on a hanging board.
269 00:14:30 - Amy was beautiful. - Yeah, if you like Grace Kelly.
270 00:14:36 What are you in town for?
271 00:14:37 My girlfriend, she has an interview with Roland Pollard for the school paper.
272 00:14:41 Who's that?
273 00:14:43 It's a director. He did "Winter Memories", "Moonlight".
274 00:14:47 Oh yeah! I can't stand his flicks.
275 00:14:50 All that whimpy emotional probing, and never a single decent toilet joke.
276 00:14:57 You should go and watch them shoot. You could be in it.
277 00:15:00 They're looking for volunteers.
278 00:15:02 With that cigarette holder you could be the perfect milk toast nerd.
279 00:15:07 I'm running a little bit late.
280 00:15:11 I wouldn't trust my girl with a big time Hollywood director.
281 00:15:15 Good to know.
282 00:15:17 - You didn't ask me what I am doing. - What are you doing?
283 00:15:20 I'm only pre-med.
284 00:15:22 We have paw at the boarding of Grenada.
285 00:15:26 I can't make lunch.
286 00:15:27 What? Why not?
287 00:15:29 - I have to see his film. - You do?
288 00:15:32 It's an unbelievable opportunity.
289 00:15:34 And then we're going to discuss it after and everything.
290 00:15:36 How did this develop? I though you just had an hour with him.
291 00:15:39 So did I, but then he started opening up to me.
292 00:15:41 He did?
293 00:15:42 He is going through this real artistic crisis.
294 00:15:45 There's a real story here.
295 00:15:47 We have a lunch reservation.
296 00:15:50 You wouldn't want me to say no to the screening?
297 00:15:53 I am here for work. We'll have plenty of time.
298 00:15:57 When? The film's going to take a couple of hours.
299 00:15:59 I mean.
300 00:16:01 It's 1 now, the movie will probably be over around 3
301 00:16:04 and then I'll have all afternoon.
302 00:16:06 How did you get friendly so fast?
303 00:16:09 He's going through this whole self-sabotage trip.
304 00:16:14 It's a scoop.
305 00:16:16 Is that him?
306 00:16:18 Yes.
307 00:16:23 He's a little older looking than I thought.
308 00:16:26 It's a good look though, don't you think?
309 00:16:28 He is a sufferer.
310 00:16:30 So what, what's so great about suffering?
311 00:16:33 You should hear him talk about the arts, he's so passionate.
312 00:16:37 I can see how all of his leading ladies fall in love with him.
313 00:16:40 Do you want me to meet him?
314 00:16:42 - I wouldn't want you to spook him. - It's okay.
315 00:16:44 No, he's a very private person. And distraught.
316 00:16:49 I'll see you later and I'll meet you back at Carlyle at 3.
317 00:16:52 It's the Pierre. The Carlyle is tonight.
318 00:16:57 What the hell is it about older guys that seem so appealing to women.
319 00:17:02 All they are is decrepit. What is sexy about short-term memory loss?
320 00:17:07 I never want to get old.
321 00:17:09 Of course, with my smoking habit, I'll be spitting blood at 40.
322 00:17:13 If she's going to get some big inside news story,
323 00:17:17 she has to put in time with this guy.
324 00:17:19 Meanwhile, it's going to rain soon.
325 00:17:23 Gatsby!
326 00:17:24 Josh.
327 00:17:27 How are you man?
328 00:17:27 - It's nice to see you. - It's good to see you.
329 00:17:29 I just ran into Alman Troller.
330 00:17:31 He told me you were shooting a short film down here,
331 00:17:32 I thought I'd stop by and say hi.
332 00:17:34 It's just my mid-term project, it's nothing big actually.
333 00:17:37 How's Yardley, is that where you are?
334 00:17:38 It's okay, I'm not really liking it too much,
335 00:17:39 I'd rather be going to school in the city, but...
336 00:17:41 You know my mother. If it's not the perfect image,
337 00:17:43 she bites down that cyanide capsule she keeps for special emergencies.
338 00:17:47 I didn't know that.
339 00:17:48 The only thing I remember about them is
340 00:17:49 that they had that fundraiser for Jeb Bush, right?
341 00:17:52 - Right. - Right.
342 00:17:55 So listen, how are you? How's life?
343 00:17:57 What's going on here? What are you doing here?
344 00:17:59 You know, just out here trying to create modern film-noir classic.
345 00:18:02 Okay, alright.
346 00:18:03 - Do you want to be in it? - No.
347 00:18:05 - Come on, man. - No.
348 00:18:07 We're just light on extras, we have all those people who never showed.
349 00:18:10 You wouldn't have to talk or anything.
350 00:18:11 Seriously, you just get in the car,
351 00:18:12 and then on action you let the girl out, that's it.
352 00:18:15 - Okay, I don't have to talk? - None. Zero words.
353 00:18:18 - I can handle that. - Okay, there you go.
354 00:18:20 You remember Chan, don't you?
355 00:18:22 - Chan Tyrell. - Hi.
356 00:18:24 - You're Amy's little sister, right? - Good to see you.
357 00:18:29 - Should we do this? - Yeah, go in there.
358 00:18:31 I like that coat, actually, no, keep that on.
359 00:18:33 Listen, I hear your older sister's at Vassar now, right?
360 00:18:37 Yeah, political science major.
361 00:18:39 Can you believe it?
362 00:18:40 I mean Amy never heard the news that Lincoln was shot.
363 00:18:43 Chan Tyrell. This is insane.
364 00:18:45 You were a little girl, and now you are, actually, a young woman.
365 00:18:49 You are not going to start singing Gigi, are you?
366 00:18:52 - I'm not going to start singing... - So here's the story.
367 00:18:54 She is totally mad with loss and she can't let go off you.
368 00:18:57 She kisses you and then she bursts away.
369 00:19:00 Chan Tyrell.
370 00:19:02 Incidentally, I apologise in advance for ruining your scene.
371 00:19:05 - I'm not an actor. - I'm not an actress either.
372 00:19:07 I'm just helping out a friend.
373 00:19:09 And we kiss?
374 00:19:11 Yeah, that's why I never wanted to be an actress.
375 00:19:13 You have to fake passion with all kinds of weirdos.
376 00:19:18 - Thank you. - Nevermind.
377 00:19:20 Just kiss me so I can really feel it in my toes.
378 00:19:24 I used to kiss your older sister, did she ever say anything about that or no?
379 00:19:27 I don't know, I don't recall. I think maybe she said you were a 4.
380 00:19:31 - A 4? She said I was a 4? - I don't know, maybe a 6.
381 00:19:34 Maybe a 6, I can't recall. Just this kiss, I want it to be hot.
382 00:19:39 If we are going to do it, let's do it right.
383 00:19:42 - Good work ethic. - Thank you.
384 00:19:46 Action.
385 00:19:56 Cut.
386 00:19:57 Are you going to keep your mouth closed?
387 00:20:00 I have a girlfriend, Chan. I don't think I can do this.
388 00:20:03 I'm sorry, I think I froze.
389 00:20:05 You have a girlfriend? Who's your girlfriend?
390 00:20:08 Her name is Ashleigh, she's from Yardley.
391 00:20:10 She's from Tuscon originally.
392 00:20:11 Tuscon? You are dating a girl from Arizona?
393 00:20:14 Do I have your permission?
394 00:20:15 What do you guys talk about, cactuses?
395 00:20:18 Rattlesnakes.
396 00:20:20 Arizona? That would be great for your asthma.
397 00:20:24 I don't have asthma.
398 00:20:26 When we were kissing, I thought I heard you wheezing.
399 00:20:29 I always remembered you as a very snotty kid.
400 00:20:33 Ready?
401 00:20:35 What are you up to now?
402 00:20:36 - I am studying design at a fashion Institute. - That's unique.
403 00:20:40 Rolling.
404 00:20:42 Scene 19, take 2.
405 00:20:45 Action.
406 00:20:51 Cut. That's better.
407 00:20:53 Josh, he's way too uptight to open up his mouth.
408 00:20:55 Are you still seeing that shrink?
409 00:20:57 Give me a break, alright? I was just taking a walk.
410 00:20:59 He asked me to help out, alright? I've never acted before.
411 00:21:02 - Scene 19, take 3. - Action.
412 00:21:10 Josh, it's starting to rain.
413 00:21:16 And cut. Great.
414 00:21:20 See, I knew you could do it. And I won't tell your girlfriend.
415 00:21:23 Josh, you like it, you want a different version?
416 00:21:25 - I can... - No, we go with that version.
417 00:21:27 That's the version, we're sticking with that.
418 00:21:28 Alright, well, have fun in Arizona.
419 00:21:30 And whatever you do, don't get lost in a desert and die of thirst.
420 00:21:33 I'll be sure to bring a canteen.
421 00:21:35 Don't fall in the Grand Canyon too, it's really deep.
422 00:21:47 She's always been the pain in the ass, kid sister.
423 00:21:49 How could she not be?
424 00:21:51 Amy was gorgeous, and so sexually advanced.
425 00:21:54 Word on Amy was she performed an oral sex at the bar mitzvah.
426 00:21:57 Maybe they should make that a part of every jewish holiday.
427 00:21:59 Certainly beats fasting.
428 00:22:01 It's also a great way to celebrate the Jewish New Year, what a great Hanukah gift.
429 00:22:07 I wonder what's been bothering Hunter.
430 00:22:09 Something was definitely on his mind when I called him.
431 00:22:18 - Gatsby! - Surprise.
432 00:22:20 - I told you I might drop in. - That's crazy!
433 00:22:23 Listen, if you have something to do I can come back...
434 00:22:25 - No, I have nothing to do. - Good to see you.
435 00:22:28 How are you?
436 00:22:30 - I'm good, you? - Good.
437 00:22:33 Are you coming for Mom's party?
438 00:22:35 No, you can't tell her I'm here, okay?
439 00:22:38 It's okay, Hunter, you can pull it off.
440 00:22:39 You are engaged and not in the house now,
441 00:22:41 she's not going to take your phone away.
442 00:22:43 - If Mom finds out she'll die. - No, she won't, she'll live.
443 00:22:46 And she's not going to find out.
444 00:22:47 Well, count me in.
445 00:22:49 It's Ashleigh, my girlfriend, she has to do an interview with Roland Pollard,
446 00:22:52 the film director for the school paper.
447 00:22:54 It's a big coup.
448 00:22:55 Ashleigh? Someone the mom's high on?
449 00:22:57 - She's never even met her. - Hunter, your parents want to ...
450 00:23:01 - Gatsby, It's so good to see you! - It's good to see you, how are you?
451 00:23:05 I'm good, what are you doing in town?
452 00:23:06 His girlfriend is interviewing Roland ...
453 00:23:09 Pollard, the film director, but,
454 00:23:11 do me a favor don't tell my mom I'm here, it's going to be a big party ...
455 00:23:14 He hates parties, Mr. Anti-social.
456 00:23:17 You always hated Mom's literary salons.
457 00:23:19 It's rich housewifes who have the leisure to pursue esoteric culture.
458 00:23:23 The out of work, discussing the out of print.
459 00:23:25 She just wanted to make sure that we are exposed to great literature.
460 00:23:29 What about Jimmy Cannon then? Or what Tom Adair?
461 00:23:31 It's not all giant insects and model maids.
462 00:23:33 You are not going to duck out of our wedding, huh?
463 00:23:36 How can he? He's the best man.
464 00:23:38 He cries at weddings.
465 00:23:40 He's not as tough as he makes out. He cries at weddings and funerals.
466 00:23:44 Same reason.
467 00:23:46 I'm going to go take a shower. But there's coffee.
468 00:23:49 - I'm so glad you're here. - It's nice being here.
469 00:23:54 I've always liked her.
470 00:23:55 Gatsby.
471 00:23:57 - What's the matter? - Gatsby.
472 00:24:00 I don't want to go through with this wedding.
473 00:24:02 What?
474 00:24:03 I can't do it.
475 00:24:05 I can't, and I can't pull out now.
476 00:24:07 It would kill her, it's two hundred guests invited, they booked ...
477 00:24:11 the Century Club, they booked an orchestra!
478 00:24:13 God, save me!
479 00:24:15 Okay, alright. What happened?
480 00:24:18 You'll think I'm so stupid.
481 00:24:19 I'm not going to think you're stupid, just tell me what happened?
482 00:24:21 I can't, it's too stupid.
483 00:24:23 You're making me anxious, I want to hear this fascinating piece of stupidity.
484 00:24:26 She's ... bright.
485 00:24:28 Gatsby, she's nice, she's kind.
486 00:24:31 So?
487 00:24:32 I can't stand the way she laughs.
488 00:24:35 What?
489 00:24:35 Yeah, I can't take her laugh.
490 00:24:37 - Her laugh? - Yes.
491 00:24:39 Yeah, her laugh.
492 00:24:40 Hunter, that's probably the most idiotic thing I've heard in my life.
493 00:24:43 I told you'd think it's stupid.
494 00:24:45 What's wrong with her laugh?
495 00:24:46 Listen to it, it's a total turn-off.
496 00:24:49 How much do you love her?
497 00:24:50 I do, I love her, I love her, it's just her laugh.
498 00:24:53 If you love her then get over it.
499 00:24:54 I can't. I've tried. I've tried.
500 00:24:57 Last night, we were talking in bed and she laughed
501 00:25:00 and I couldn't make love to her.
502 00:25:03 - What? - I couldn't, I was impotent.
503 00:25:05 From her laugh?
504 00:25:07 - It's happened before. - Hunter, you have to see a shrink.
505 00:25:09 - I'm serious. - I don't need a shrink.
506 00:25:11 I know what the problem is - she has a fatal laugh.
507 00:25:14 A cross between Dad's sister Betty and Lennie in "Of Mice and Men".
508 00:25:22 I've never heard of a problem like that before.
509 00:25:23 You are young, Gatsby.
510 00:25:24 The world is full of tragic little dealbreakers.
511 00:25:27 Haven't you been seeing Lily for over a year?
512 00:25:29 Why is this coming up now?
513 00:25:31 Have you talked to her about it?
514 00:25:34 I brought it up, tactfully, but
515 00:25:36 I don't think she realises how serious it's gotten.
516 00:25:39 I love her, but I can't marry her, Gatsby.
517 00:25:42 I won't be able to have sex with her.
518 00:25:44 No, you mean you don't want to marry her
519 00:25:45 so you're focusing on this laugh insanity?
520 00:25:47 Spare me the fruits of your Upper East Side talking, listen to her laugh.
521 00:25:51 When she comes down, we'll get her to laugh.
522 00:25:53 You'll see what I mean.
523 00:26:02 I can't.
524 00:26:03 - I can't do this, I'm sorry. - Rollie.
525 00:26:05 I know, I'm sorry, Ted.
526 00:26:07 - Rollie, come on. - It's actually, it's physcially...
527 00:26:08 - Don't do this. - making me sick.
528 00:26:10 Don't do this.
529 00:26:11 - It's humiliating. - It's a process, Rollie.
530 00:26:12 - Your changes are shit. - Rollie, sit down.
531 00:26:14 - Everything that I did is shit. - Not shit, different, different.
532 00:26:16 Mr. Pollard.
533 00:26:17 - It's not different. - Not all the changes work, but some are good.
534 00:26:19 Thank you for coming, Ashleigh, I need to get a little air.
535 00:26:21 - Come and sit down. - I need to get out.
536 00:26:23 Don't do this.
537 00:26:24 - I need to think about. - Don't! No booze.
538 00:26:27 - Please, no booze. - What?
539 00:26:28 Come on.
540 00:26:31 You just watched 2 hours of an existential steaming shit pile
541 00:26:35 and that's all that you can say to me?
542 00:26:37 - It's a process, we do this every time. - Ted, Ted.
543 00:26:39 Rollie, come on, back. Don't drink.
544 00:26:42 Oh, God.
545 00:26:43 - Shouldn't we go afer him? - That's the sure sign he is going to drink.
546 00:26:46 You go, you can go.
547 00:26:48 I have to watch it all
548 00:26:49 to be able to talk to him intelligently about it.
549 00:26:53 I love the movie so far.
550 00:26:56 - You do? - I do.
551 00:27:00 Let's go back.
552 00:27:03 There's a high-stakes card game later at a Fremont Hotel.
553 00:27:06 I can't make it, but I know you love that kind of thing.
554 00:27:08 You want me to call Joe Cohen, and say you'll take my chair?
555 00:27:11 I would love a high-stakes card game, I'm loaded right now, but
556 00:27:15 Ashleigh and I, we have plans for tonight.
557 00:27:17 I'm dying to meet Ashleigh.
558 00:27:18 I know, I don't know where she is right now.
559 00:27:21 - I was supposed to show her city today. - You better take an umbrella.
560 00:27:24 Watch, I'll make her laugh.
561 00:27:26 I was just telling Gatsby... Larry Nash told me a great joke.
562 00:27:30 Two cannibals are eating a comedian and one says:
563 00:27:33 "Hey, do you taste something funny?"
564 00:27:35 That is so ufunny.
565 00:27:37 Okay, that's my que, Hunter, lovely to see you as always.
566 00:27:41 Lily, thank you for the coffee.
567 00:27:42 - I heard one more. - Sure.
568 00:27:44 A homeless man stopped a Jewish mother on the street and said:
569 00:27:46 "Lady, I haven't eaten in 3 days. And she said: "Force yourself".
570 00:28:11 Hello, Ashleigh, what's going on?
571 00:28:12 You said you were going to call me 30 minutes ago.
572 00:28:15 I know, but the film got delayed. I'm up at this screening room place.
573 00:28:19 It's fine, just meet me at the Museum of Modern Art on 53rd Street.
574 00:28:23 We'll grab a bite to eat there and then we are going to go see the Weegee's.
575 00:28:25 - I can't. I can't. - What do yo mean, why not?
576 00:28:28 Because I'm onto a real story here.
577 00:28:30 This is a 70 million dollar movie and Rollie is very unhappy with it.
578 00:28:35 You call him Rollie?
579 00:28:37 Yeah, and Ted and I, we have to find him.
580 00:28:39 We have to find him and talk with him.
581 00:28:40 Before he adds one of his crazy fits, and then re-edits the whole thing and ruins it.
582 00:28:44 Who is Ted?
583 00:28:46 Gatsby, I can't talk right now. But I'll call you as soon as I'm through.
584 00:28:50 And if I'm running late, I'll just meet you back at the Plaza.
585 00:28:54 It's not the Plaz... It's the Carlyle!
586 00:28:56 It's a bar and the piano for tonight.
587 00:29:00 He's not at the hotel and he didn't show up for the press interview, so
588 00:29:04 he's wallowing in self-loathing somehere, drinking Courvoisier,
589 00:29:07 thinking of new ways to screw up our work.
590 00:29:10 I thought the film was full of wonderful things.
591 00:29:12 Me too. Tell him, you ... Tell him, tell Roland.
592 00:29:14 Because hearing that from me won't mean anything.
593 00:29:16 I'm always at this end of the argument, but you are fresh,
594 00:29:19 honest, new generation woman.
595 00:29:21 Especially a pretty one, maybe ... You may...
596 00:29:24 Come on, let's find him. Are you okay?
597 00:29:25 - Yeah. - Come on.
598 00:29:28 He doesn't like her laugh? No, Ashleigh's laugh is perfect.
599 00:29:33 Let's go, Ashleigh, we're blowing the day and it's so moody out.
600 00:29:38 We could be on a ferry,
601 00:29:39 or the top of the Empire State Building, black and white.
602 00:29:44 - Yeah, he was here. - He was here?
603 00:29:45 He seemed very distraught. He knocked back a couple of brandies.
604 00:29:48 Mumbled something about heading out to the studio.
605 00:29:52 Okay. Let's take my car and head out to Queens.
606 00:29:55 - Queens? - Yeah, it's a big film studio.
607 00:29:57 Do you still want to come?
608 00:29:59 Definitely.
609 00:30:00 When Rollie gets drunk and morose,
610 00:30:02 he likes to wander around the sound stages
611 00:30:04 and pretend he's Norma Desmond.
612 00:30:06 - Thanks. - Sure.
613 00:30:17 Can I ask you a few questions? Since I am on assignment.
614 00:30:20 Sure.
615 00:30:22 What's your favorite film of Rollie's?
616 00:30:25 "Winter Memories", the one in Venice.
617 00:30:28 When did you first see it?
618 00:30:30 It's with Gatsby, actually, it was on our very first date.
619 00:30:35 Dialogue made me want to kiss him.
620 00:30:38 That line about love and death, being two sides of the same coin.
621 00:30:42 Did you understand it?
622 00:30:46 No.
623 00:30:48 I got confused, and felt insecure.
624 00:30:52 Like I wanted to, just, be held and kissed.
625 00:30:56 Have you ever been to Venice?
626 00:30:58 No, but Gatsby has.
627 00:31:01 - Oh my God! - What?
628 00:31:03 I knew it! I knew it!
629 00:31:06 - Are you okay? - Oh God!
630 00:31:08 You turned all white.
631 00:31:10 I knew it! She was lying!
632 00:31:12 - Who? - Connie, my wife!
633 00:31:13 - She's seeing Lipszyc! - Who's Lipszyc?
634 00:31:16 She said she was going shopping with her sister, in Connecticut.
635 00:31:19 But she's walking into Lipszyc's building!
636 00:31:22 Is Lipszyc a spy?
637 00:31:24 What?
638 00:31:25 No, Larry Lipszyc. My friend, my best friend.
639 00:31:28 My best friend. I can't believe it. She must...
640 00:31:30 They're having an affair.
641 00:31:32 Oh God, are you okay? You are clutching your heart.
642 00:31:36 Okay, here's what we do.
643 00:31:38 We sit here, we wait until she comes out, and then I'll confront her.
644 00:31:44 I hope there's not a gun in here in glove compartment, like in your movies.
645 00:31:48 You better go. You go.
646 00:31:49 No, I can't leave you alone. You are all white and shaky.
647 00:31:53 Breathe. Deeply breathe.
648 00:31:57 Deeply. Dr. Ross said breathe.
649 00:32:00 Deeply. Breathe deeply.
650 00:32:07 No, not you. Me.
651 00:32:10 Oh God.
652 00:32:12 Taxi!
653 00:32:14 Taxi!
654 00:32:23 Oh my God, Chan. What are you doing here?
655 00:32:25 What the hell, you were shooting ...
656 00:32:26 - Hey, you take it, I'm getting out of this one. - No, no, no, get in, Gatsby.
657 00:32:28 - Are you sure? - I'll drop you.
658 00:32:29 - Hey, where are you going? - You remember, the same 5th Avenue joint.
659 00:32:33 I remember your appartment well for my days with Amy.
660 00:32:36 I remember you calling for her, my parents kept warning her about you.
661 00:32:40 Warning? Why the hell would they be warning her?
662 00:32:42 Because on the first date you took her walking in the rain
663 00:32:44 and she got bronchial pneumonia.
664 00:32:46 For Christ's sake, I'm never going to get over this.
665 00:32:48 You can't get it from being wet!
666 00:32:49 Don't yell at me. I thought it was romantic.
667 00:32:52 That's because it is romantic.
668 00:32:52 - It's a romatic gesture. - That's what I'm saying.
669 00:32:55 You should tell that to Ashleigh. She thinks I'm nuts.
670 00:32:58 Who's Ashleigh? That rodeo queen you're dating?
671 00:33:01 She's not a cowgirl, she comes from one of the biggest banking families in Tuscon.
672 00:33:04 She was a dead butone, actually. She came out.
673 00:33:06 She came out? Is she gay?
674 00:33:08 No, she's not gay, she's charming and beautiful.
675 00:33:11 And we were supposed to have this...
676 00:33:12 Goddamn weekend in the city together, and suddenly she's...
677 00:33:15 Parked down with all these interviews for the school paper.
678 00:33:18 She's ambitious, you should find that admirable.
679 00:33:21 One, it was supposed to be one little ... One tiny little, lousy, hour intervew.
680 00:33:26 Instead, you know. Lost the whole, goddamn, weekend.
681 00:33:30 Would you just relax?
682 00:33:31 - I don't really know why? - I'm having a hard time relaxing, Chan.
683 00:33:34 Because this was going to be a special weekend.
684 00:33:37 Instead I'm out here in a ...
685 00:33:38 Wandering streets, like Hagar in a goddamn desert or something.
686 00:33:41 Don't tell me, tell her. Tell her to get her priorities straight.
687 00:33:45 You want to drink some wine, walk in the rain and give her bronchitis.
688 00:33:50 Okay, look she's, apparently, onto a very big story.
689 00:33:53 She takes her job very seriously, alright?
690 00:33:54 Fine, then get over it.
691 00:33:58 I'm in the process of getting over it.
692 00:33:59 Unless you are worried somebody's hitting on her.
693 00:34:02 - What the hell does that mean? - I don't know.
694 00:34:03 Is she interviewing attractive men?
695 00:34:07 I've never really thought about it. I don't know.
696 00:34:10 Some might say they are interesting.
697 00:34:12 Then maybe you better step in and assert yourself.
698 00:34:15 - Do you think I have to be more demanding? - I would.
699 00:34:19 These are like movie big shots she's hanging out with.
700 00:34:22 - Suits? - Yes, a director and a screenwriter.
701 00:34:25 Artists, they are usually passionate.
702 00:34:28 Oh, Jesus Christ!
703 00:34:31 Okay, you're right, I have to call her now.
704 00:34:34 The sooner the better.
705 00:34:35 - You think there's that much of a rush? - I don't know.
706 00:34:38 Oh, Christ, alright.
707 00:34:40 It's your idea.
708 00:34:43 What do you think I should say?
709 00:34:45 - There's nothing you can say. - What do you mean?
710 00:34:47 Without sounding possessive.
711 00:34:49 Christ, Chan, you just encouraged me to call her.
712 00:34:51 Now I'm asking for your help
713 00:34:52 and you are telling me there's nothing I can say?
714 00:34:54 You are so wishy washy.
715 00:34:56 Now that I see your M-O I know exatly why Amy 86ed you.
716 00:34:59 No.
717 00:35:00 Amy didn't dump me, I got sick of seeing her.
718 00:35:03 Yeah, because everytime you'd call, and I'd say it was you on the phone,
719 00:35:06 she'd wave her arms and say "I'm not in, I'm not in".
720 00:35:09 Hey, Gatsby?
721 00:35:11 Hey, Ashleigh. Listen.
722 00:35:14 Look, I know you are very busy, and that's why we came to New York, right?
723 00:35:18 And no one has more respect for honest ambitions than I do.
724 00:35:21 Do I have to listen to this without an airsick bag?
725 00:35:24 I can't talk to you right now. I'm kind of involved in the situation.
726 00:35:28 We have a number of things planned for today.
727 00:35:31 I'm very busy right now.
728 00:35:33 But, I really, I can't explain it over the phone.
729 00:35:35 Ashleigh, we were talking about one movie interview.
730 00:35:38 What could possible be so secretive about that?
731 00:35:40 What's so CIA?
732 00:35:41 Unless there's some funny business going on?
733 00:35:46 I'll talk to you later. Bye, Gatsby.
734 00:35:51 Oh, these, goddamn, cellphones are ...
735 00:35:53 I don't know, to me it sounds dubious to the max.
736 00:35:56 It sounds dubious to you because you have sinister mind.
737 00:35:59 - You must really love her. - I do, she's a breath of fresh air.
738 00:36:03 She's charming and delightful. She's pretty.
739 00:36:07 She's sexy and somehow at the same she's witty.
740 00:36:11 She sings very nicely. She plays the flute.
741 00:36:13 I don't know how to break this to you.
742 00:36:15 But I'm sick of hearing about her, okay?
743 00:36:20 Was that your boyfriend?
744 00:36:22 Gatsby. Yeah.
745 00:36:25 - Are you still dizzy? - No, I'm okay.
746 00:36:29 What's Gatsby do?
747 00:36:31 He goes to Yardley too.
748 00:36:34 Which he refers to as "Forced law on University."
749 00:36:37 Is he a journalist too?
750 00:36:40 He's not really focused professionally.
751 00:36:42 I think that in his wildest dreams he'd like to be Sky Masterson.
752 00:36:46 - A Broadway bookie? - He's a little eccentric.
753 00:36:50 In what way? Eccentric?
754 00:36:54 I think it has to do with the fact that he and his mom never really hit it off.
755 00:36:59 She was always forcing him to read everything, and learn piano...
756 00:37:04 He is really smart.
757 00:37:06 He was one of those students who...
758 00:37:07 He doesn't have to study for a test and then he just aces it.
759 00:37:11 Sounds like me.
760 00:37:13 To tell you the truth.
761 00:37:16 Don't tell anybody, but I think he has a touch of Asperger's.
762 00:37:25 - You know what Chan? - Yeah?
763 00:37:26 I'm going to get out of here too.
764 00:37:31 - What are you doing now? - Why?
765 00:37:33 Why, because I have a little bit of time to kill.
766 00:37:35 And I thought about going to Modern Museum.
767 00:37:37 Look at the WeeGee exhibit.
768 00:37:38 Oh, I see. You have nothing better to do so you want me to keep you company?
769 00:37:41 You know what? Forget it. I dated your older sister.
770 00:37:44 You've always had a little bit of an attitude, okay?
771 00:37:46 I'm not looking for any trouble.
772 00:37:47 I have to check out some paintings at the Mat's Profession Class.
773 00:37:50 If you want to keep me company.
774 00:37:51 I don't know why you couldn't have just...
775 00:37:53 Fine, it's going to be fun.
776 00:37:55 We can get on each other's nervs.
777 00:37:56 Alright, let me change, I'm soaked. Are you hungry?
778 00:37:58 I'd give you an Arizona lunch, but we are all out of beef jerky.
779 00:38:07 Brings back a lot of memories.
780 00:38:09 My folks are in East Hampton for the weekend.
781 00:38:12 How come you didn't go?
782 00:38:13 I've got a date tonight.
783 00:38:14 You?
784 00:38:15 Don't be startled, it turnes out I'm desirable.
785 00:38:18 Who's the unfortunate victim?
786 00:38:20 You wouldn't know him, he's a girlfriend's dermatologist.
787 00:38:25 It's romantic.
788 00:38:26 Don't forget to show him those three irregular black moles on your back.
789 00:38:30 I'm sure they're nothing.
790 00:38:31 I really hope I won't regret not going to the Hamilton's.
791 00:38:34 The beach is so pretty in the rain too.
792 00:38:36 - Would you have to be with your parents. - So what? I love my parents.
793 00:38:40 You know them, they are fun. Don't you have fun with your parents?
794 00:38:43 No, fun is not the word I would use.
795 00:38:45 Alright, I'll be right back.
796 00:38:46 - Hey, listen, can I play your piano? - Yeah, go ahead, it's a family heirloom.
797 00:39:07 ♪ I make a date for golf ♪
798 00:39:10 ♪ And you can bet your life it rains ♪
799 00:39:13 ♪ I try to give a party ♪
800 00:39:16 ♪ And the guy upstairs complains ♪
801 00:39:20 ♪ I guess I'll go through life ♪
802 00:39:23 ♪ Just catchin' colds and missin' trains ♪
803 00:39:27 ♪ Everything happens to me ♪
804 00:39:34 ♪ I never miss a thing ♪
805 00:39:37 ♪ I've had the measles and the mumps ♪
806 00:39:41 ♪ And every time I lay an ace ♪
807 00:39:45 ♪ My partner always trumps ♪
808 00:39:49 ♪ I guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps ♪
809 00:39:56 ♪ Everything happens to me ♪
810 00:40:03 ♪ At first I thought that you could break this jinx for me ♪
811 00:40:10 ♪ That love would turn the trick to end despair ♪
812 00:40:17 ♪ But know I just can't fool this head that thinks for me ♪
813 00:40:24 ♪ So I've mortgaged all my castles in the air ♪
814 00:40:31 ♪ I've telegraphed and phoned ♪
815 00:40:34 ♪ Send an 'Airmail Special' too ♪
816 00:40:38 ♪ Your answer was 'Goodbye' ♪
817 00:40:42 ♪ There was even postage due ♪
818 00:40:46 ♪ I fell in love just once ♪
819 00:40:49 ♪ And then it had to be with you ♪
820 00:40:54 ♪ Everything happens to me ♪
821 00:41:04 That's pretty.
822 00:41:07 I love a "cocktail lounge" piano.
823 00:41:09 Outside it drizzles, grey.
824 00:41:12 New York City, enveloped in the light mist.
825 00:41:16 Two lovers have a date to meet at 6 o'clock.
826 00:41:19 At Grand Central Station, under the clock, like in the movie.
827 00:41:23 I love that movie, but I see it outside.
828 00:41:28 At the East River? With the tugboats around the water?
829 00:41:31 - I love tugboats. - Almost, you're in the Rainbow Park.
830 00:41:36 I know! I know! Under the clock.
831 00:41:40 Which clock?
832 00:41:41 The Delacorte clock, where all the animals go around in Central Park.
833 00:41:45 I love it, it's very old movie.
834 00:41:48 My Mom and I used to watch old movies together all the time.
835 00:41:51 She would study the decor. They are so fabulously escapist.
836 00:41:56 In my version he's waiting, the music plays.
837 00:42:01 And she never comes.
838 00:42:03 Or she's waiting and he chooses the other woman.
839 00:42:07 Can't they just kiss in the rain?
840 00:42:08 That sounds pretty good to me, even if it is commercial.
841 00:42:12 - Picture yourself. - Okay.
842 00:42:13 It's four minutes to six.
843 00:42:15 You're pacing up and down, rain drops have just started to fall.
844 00:42:19 You're at your Delacorte clock in Central Park.
845 00:42:22 Expecting your ...
846 00:42:26 Dermatologist.
847 00:42:27 But he just diagnosed a carcinoma in his own limp.
848 00:42:30 It's metastasizing as you wait.
849 00:42:33 Would you give me a break? In my version, everything's fine.
850 00:42:37 He meets me, holds me, kisses me.
851 00:42:41 It's lovely. Nobody needs a biopsy.
852 00:42:47 Connie!
853 00:42:48 - Connie! - Ted.
854 00:42:50 Is this how you are shopping with Judy in Connecticut?
855 00:42:53 What are you doing here?
856 00:42:54 I happen to see you out the window, from the car.
857 00:42:57 By sheer chance.
858 00:42:58 - Really? That's awkward, isn't it? - Awkward, awkward?
859 00:43:02 You've been sleeping with him for months, haven't you?
860 00:43:04 - We were going to tell you. - When?
861 00:43:06 - When we moved to London? - No.
862 00:43:08 Your dream? That we had moved to London?
863 00:43:10 It just happened, Ted. We both fought it.
864 00:43:13 I'm sure you fought it, in every hotel room, on every matress, in a backseat.
865 00:43:17 This isn't about sex.
866 00:43:18 It's always about sex. Everything is about sex.
867 00:43:21 The economies are about sex.
868 00:43:23 I can't have this outburst with you on the street.
869 00:43:25 You, with my best friend. It's such a cliché, I can't believe it.
870 00:43:28 Don't get down on Larry, he adores you.
871 00:43:30 He identifies with you.
872 00:43:32 I know, he uses my aftershave, and my wife.
873 00:43:35 Who is she?
874 00:43:36 - Ted, is everything okay? - What does that have to do with anything?
875 00:43:38 - Who is she? - No, everything is fine, stay there Ashleigh.
876 00:43:41 Keep dry.
877 00:43:43 - I'm with the Yardley Argus. - The what?
878 00:43:47 - The Yardley Argus. - She's a reporter, doing a piece on Rollie.
879 00:43:50 On Rollie? Then what is she doing with you, following me?
880 00:43:52 - Don't try and turn this around. - I'm not turning...
881 00:43:54 Don't try and turn this around. You've been caught. You're caught.
882 00:43:57 You, who make a fool of yourself over every young, ambitious starlet model.
883 00:44:02 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
884 00:44:04 You've been having an affair with Larry Lipszyc.
885 00:44:07 And you are spying on me with who? Your 15-year-old concubine?
886 00:44:10 She's a journalist.
887 00:44:10 - I'm 21. - She's 21.
888 00:44:12 - She's 21? - She's a journalist.
889 00:44:13 - I have a proof of age, actually. - No, you don't need this.
890 00:44:15 This always happens in bars.
891 00:44:17 - You've been caight. - You know what, as long as you are a reporter.
892 00:44:19 I would like to make a press release about my husband.
893 00:44:22 - Really? - Can I write this down?
894 00:44:24 - Sure, go ahead. - Ashleigh, please.
895 00:44:25 Ask him how many times he has been unfaithful to me?
896 00:44:30 She's demented. You're demented.
897 00:44:32 - His secretary, the actresses, the poetess. - Wrong, wrong.
898 00:44:36 - The poetess? - The poetess?
899 00:44:37 Were all these women for a pleasure or for some project?
900 00:44:39 Stop filling her head with lies. Ashleigh, come here.
901 00:44:42 Take this address to the studio, okay? Find Rollie, come on.
902 00:44:48 - Find Rollie. - I don't know my way around New York.
903 00:44:50 It's okay, tell the cab driver...
904 00:44:52 - Find Rollie. Stop. - Ask him if he ever slep with Samantha Leroy.
905 00:44:55 - The Argus is not a tabloid. - There are no papers that are not tabloid.
906 00:44:59 Encourage him about the movie, so he doesn't mangle it and ruin it, okay?
907 00:45:02 Please, don't print any of this.
908 00:45:04 - Don't worry, we always protect there from naughty. - I'm sure.
909 00:45:07 Connie!
910 00:45:10 Connie!
911 00:45:17 The first time I kissed your sister was in this museum.
912 00:45:19 I know, she told me.
913 00:45:21 She said that you were looking at a Hieronymus Bosch
914 00:45:23 and it made you feel romantic.
915 00:45:24 So that you kissed her.
916 00:45:25 As of she knew your shrink wasn't helping you.
917 00:45:28 Don't tell she got the kiss of the 4.
918 00:45:30 If she'd quoted you a figure higher I'd have her audited.
919 00:45:39 There's something charming about that elegance.
920 00:45:43 My mother would've liked Sargent to have painted her in just that pose.
921 00:45:48 The dressed so beautifully in Paris back then.
922 00:45:51 I could see moving to Paris.
923 00:45:54 I never really asked you. What are you future plans, Gatsby?
924 00:45:58 I don't know, I'm floundering.
925 00:46:00 What does that mean?
926 00:46:01 I don't know who I want to be.
927 00:46:03 I just know what I don't want to be, is that terrible?
928 00:46:05 So you have no game plan?
929 00:46:08 I know I don't want to be a test pilot,
930 00:46:10 or clergyman or proctologist, so...
931 00:46:14 Ruled those out.
932 00:46:16 I get it, you don't fit in.
933 00:46:18 That's why I always had a crush on you when you dated Amy.
934 00:46:21 - You had a crush on me? - I did, isn't it weird?
935 00:46:23 I don't know, maybe it's because you took her to do oddball things.
936 00:46:27 You took her to one of those divey piano bars,
937 00:46:29 where no one else ever took her.
938 00:46:31 I did take her to her first crap game.
939 00:46:33 I know and I loved that. I loved hearing every detail.
940 00:46:36 I was hoping she would get serious with you,
941 00:46:38 because you were not like all the other idiots she dated.
942 00:46:41 I thought you were a special idiot.
943 00:46:44 I'm glad I impressed you, Chan.
944 00:46:47 I remember Amy came home and she told me that you took her to
945 00:46:50 Ballbay scene at Central Park and made love to her.
946 00:46:54 - She told you about that? - Every moist detail.
947 00:46:57 Now I embarrassed.
948 00:46:58 Don't be, that night she gave you a 6.
949 00:47:00 She gave me a 6? Amy.
950 00:47:03 With a asterix.
951 00:47:04 She said you were a little tense.
952 00:47:06 Yeah, Central Park can be a little dangerous at 2 AM.
953 00:47:09 - But very romantic. - Okay.
954 00:47:11 And then it started to rain.
955 00:47:13 That was the best part.
956 00:47:15 Her hair got wet, her clothes started to cling to her body.
957 00:47:19 - She started sneezing. - I don't really remember that part.
958 00:47:23 Now that I think of it, Chan.
959 00:47:26 You always were around, giving me the fish eye.
960 00:47:29 You are just realising this now?
961 00:47:35 That's all you have to say?
962 00:47:36 You didn't think I was cute or attractive, anything?
963 00:47:41 You seemed fine.
964 00:47:42 You mean I had no physical deformities.
965 00:47:45 I didn't have acromegaly or a hunchback.
966 00:47:48 You know what, Chan, I wasn't really paying attention,
967 00:47:49 because I was a little tense in front of your parents.
968 00:47:53 Amy would make her entrance, like a, goddamn, Miss America.
969 00:47:57 I'm sure Ashleigh is a beauty queen type.
970 00:47:59 She is, she was an actual first-place winner at her high school in Tuscon.
971 00:48:03 4H, right?
972 00:48:05 Yes, how did you guess?
973 00:48:07 Ink it in. Let's get out of here.
974 00:48:11 These crazy egyptians, they put all their money on an afterlife.
975 00:48:15 Listen, Gatsby, let me tell you, you only look once.
976 00:48:18 But once is enough if you find the right person.
977 00:48:22 You think she's giving me a runaround today?
978 00:48:25 I'm struggling to keep my spirits up.
979 00:48:26 You really are hooked on her, aren't you?
980 00:48:31 Oh my God!
981 00:48:32 That's my aunt and uncle! They're here for my mother's party.
982 00:48:35 What party?
983 00:48:36 They remembered the date... my mother's party tonight,
984 00:48:38 They going to tell her I'm here.
985 00:48:39 - Okay. - I can't discuss this, I have to hide.
986 00:48:40 Why don't you duck into the mummy case, I'll get some white tape.
987 00:48:57 Hello?
988 00:48:58 Gatsby, I finally got alone. Where are you?
989 00:49:02 Let me put is this way. Have you heard of King Tut?
990 00:49:06 You are where? What are you doing?
991 00:49:17 Hello? Gatsby, hello?
992 00:49:23 Gatsby, what a surprise!
993 00:49:26 I was about to call your mother.
994 00:49:35 Hi, can I help you?
995 00:49:37 I'm looking for Roland Pollard.
996 00:49:39 Roland Pollard? Right, he was here earlier.
997 00:49:41 I'm not sure if he's still back there.
998 00:49:43 Mom, it was all planned, okay?
999 00:49:45 Ashleigh and I wanted to surprise you tonight.
1000 00:49:47 I happen to run into uncle Tyler and aunt Grace, okay?
1001 00:49:50 But don't worry, we are going to be there for dinner,
1002 00:49:52 it's going to be a great time, I just...
1003 00:49:53 I thought it would be a fun surprise.
1004 00:49:56 Oh, we spoiled your surprise.
1005 00:50:00 Mr. Pollard?
1006 00:50:04 Rollie?
1007 00:50:06 Hello.
1008 00:50:07 Can I help you?
1009 00:50:09 Have you seen Mr. Pollard?
1010 00:50:11 Rollie's gone. He left an hour ago.
1011 00:50:16 Did he seem okay?
1012 00:50:19 To be honest, he seemed a little drunk to me.
1013 00:50:23 Are you two friends?
1014 00:50:27 Oh my God! You're Francisco Vega.
1015 00:50:31 Is that good or bad?
1016 00:50:33 If my roommate was here, she'd hemorrhage.
1017 00:50:39 She thinks you are the greatest thing to come along since the morning-after pill.
1018 00:50:43 Me too.
1019 00:50:45 I can't believe I'm talking to Francisco Vega.
1020 00:50:48 Look at me, I'm a journalist and I'm reduced to total adolescence.
1021 00:50:55 - You're Francisco Vega! - I know that.
1022 00:50:58 I guess the key question here is - who are you?
1023 00:51:01 Who am I? Is that what you're asking who I am?
1024 00:51:05 - My identity? - Yeah, is it coming to you?
1025 00:51:11 I can't believe I'm blanking on it.
1026 00:51:14 Check your driver's license.
1027 00:51:16 Right. Yeah, right.
1028 00:51:20 Okay.
1029 00:51:22 I'm Ashleigh Enright.
1030 00:51:25 I knew it would be on there.
1031 00:51:30 I work for the Yardley Argus. I write for them.
1032 00:51:32 And I'm here in New York, because I'm interviewing Mr. Pollard.
1033 00:51:35 Wow, you look exatly the same but better.
1034 00:51:39 Let me tell you something.
1035 00:51:41 You look more beautiful than any journalist I've ever met.
1036 00:51:45 You can make a very sexy anchorwoman.
1037 00:51:47 How can you say that when you're in the papers every week
1038 00:51:50 with those die-models and actresses?
1039 00:51:52 - Get in, get in. - Where are we going?
1040 00:51:52 Not now guys, not now.
1041 00:51:53 Come on, give us a break! Come on! No!
1042 00:51:57 Should I be in here?
1043 00:51:59 Make yourself at home.
1044 00:52:02 - Would you like to sit down? - No, no, no.
1045 00:52:04 - Would you like a drink? - No thanks.
1046 00:52:06 Would you like to have dinner with me?
1047 00:52:08 Would I like to have what with you?
1048 00:52:11 I have no plans, but to get an early bite and then.
1049 00:52:14 You and I can go to a party together.
1050 00:52:16 Party? Dinner?
1051 00:52:22 What about Tiffany Griffin? I though...
1052 00:52:24 - I don't want to talk about her. - You two were twosome.
1053 00:52:25 No, we just broke up.
1054 00:52:28 I'm going to change into my street clothes.
1055 00:52:30 While you think about it, okay?
1056 00:52:37 Oh, Gosh.
1057 00:52:39 Great, now I have to take Ashleigh to my Mom's, goddamn, party.
1058 00:52:43 Why is that so bad?
1059 00:52:45 Why is that so bad, Chan? Because I wanted to spend the night
1060 00:52:47 with Ashleigh alone in New York, not with forego of wasp plutocrats.
1061 00:52:52 A forego of wasp plutocrats?
1062 00:52:55 Sounds like something on the menu out of a fusion restaurant.
1063 00:52:58 I'm not interested in the euro, or how many Basquiats somebody owns,
1064 00:53:02 or whether they prefer a falcon to a gulfstream.
1065 00:53:05 These things have no meaning to me.
1066 00:53:07 I noticed you haven't renounced your family's money.
1067 00:53:11 What does that mean?
1068 00:53:12 That means you could move out.
1069 00:53:15 Get a job, put yourself through college.
1070 00:53:17 Oh yeah, as of what?
1071 00:53:20 Piano player in the dive.
1072 00:53:22 Or, maybe a poker player? Dice hustler?
1073 00:53:27 You're bad, Chan. You are going straight to hell.
1074 00:53:30 There is something romantic about gamblers.
1075 00:53:33 And old songs. Meeting under the clock.
1076 00:53:37 Yeah, maybe in movies, but this is real life.
1077 00:53:40 Real life is fine for people who can't do any better.
1078 00:53:46 It's been fun killing time with you. Have fun with blue neves tonight.
1079 00:53:50 - Who? - Your skin doctor.
1080 00:53:53 At least he knows enough not to wind up in the egyptian tomb.
1081 00:54:03 - Vega! - Francisco!
1082 00:54:06 - Thanks for being here. - It is always like this?
1083 00:54:10 This is nothing.
1084 00:54:13 I'm just signing one. Thank you, thank you for being here.
1085 00:54:17 Sorry, we have to go. Sorry.
1086 00:54:22 - Francisco, who is the young lady? - I'm no one.
1087 00:54:24 - What do you do? - I'm no one really.
1088 00:54:27 I was Miss Amiability in Scottsdale. Not really a big deal.
1089 00:54:31 Where did you guys meet?
1090 00:54:33 Let's go, come on.
1091 00:54:36 No story here.
1092 00:54:38 Okay, thank you. Thank you for being here.
1093 00:54:40 Ciao, ciao, ciao.
1094 00:54:42 That's it, that's it. Alright, thank you for coming, thank you.
1095 00:54:47 There is so much the public wants to know about you.
1096 00:54:50 Is it true that you were born on the Orient Express right outside of Budapest.
1097 00:54:54 Are your 2 sisters as beautiful as you are?
1098 00:54:58 Please be honest, but be modest.
1099 00:55:02 They are, yeah.
1100 00:55:06 They are actually even pretier.
1101 00:55:08 Taylor especially.
1102 00:55:09 She looks a little bit like your girlfriend Tiffany Griffin.
1103 00:55:12 - Could be worse. - Yeah.
1104 00:55:17 Are you seriously considering making remake of "White Heat"?
1105 00:55:21 - Do you have a boyfriend? - Me?
1106 00:55:25 Yeah. Sorry I shouldn't have asked that.
1107 00:55:29 Sorry, I've been drinking.
1108 00:55:33 The candle lights are coloring your face in quite an amazing way.
1109 00:55:40 I'm sorry, you have a very affective smile, you know?
1110 00:55:45 I couldn't help but ask if you have a boyfriend or not.
1111 00:55:50 Do I have a boyfriend. Is that what you're asking?
1112 00:55:58 Yes and, technically, no.
1113 00:56:02 There's this boy at Yardley.
1114 00:56:07 But he's just a boy. He's a mere youth.
1115 00:56:11 We dated a few times.
1116 00:56:14 You must be crazy about him.
1117 00:56:16 Is he the captain of the football team?
1118 00:56:19 Football? Gatsby? No.
1119 00:56:23 No, he doesn't play football.
1120 00:56:26 He likes to figure out the point spread.
1121 00:56:28 So the mathematician.
1122 00:56:32 Not exactly.
1123 00:56:34 Gatsby is a...
1124 00:56:37 Gatsby is very dear.
1125 00:56:40 Very amusing.
1126 00:56:42 He's unusual. Quaint.
1127 00:56:47 That's the world I would use to describe Gatsby - quaint.
1128 00:56:52 He's exotic.
1129 00:56:54 Searching, shall we say, for his romantic dream from a vanished age.
1130 00:57:04 - What is this wine? - It's Chateau Meyney.
1131 00:57:09 I shouldn't imbibe so copiously.
1132 00:57:13 Alcohol plays havoc on my cerebral neurons.
1133 00:57:17 And how?
1134 00:57:20 I lose my sensor.
1135 00:57:22 I become loose, uninhibited.
1136 00:57:27 passionate, aggressive, wicked.
1137 00:57:31 Absurd.
1138 00:57:38 Hello.
1139 00:57:40 Is this where the poker game is?
1140 00:57:42 - Who are you? - My name is Gatsby Welles.
1141 00:57:44 - Who? - He's okay, that's Hunter's brother.
1142 00:57:48 I'm just going to take Hunter's chair if that's alright.
1143 00:57:50 Yeah, Hunter called and said you might sit in.
1144 00:57:54 You sure you want to play this game?
1145 00:57:56 He's alright. Hunter says he's a shark.
1146 00:57:59 - Better watch out for him. - Like a guppy.
1147 00:58:02 If you guys are worried, I have a little something.
1148 00:58:06 - This kid is loaded. - Have a seat then, my friend.
1149 00:58:22 I will call that.
1150 00:58:28 This is crazy. Maybe something's happened to her?
1151 00:58:31 Maybe she's in some kind of trouble.
1152 00:58:33 Raise, two thousand.
1153 00:58:36 Maybe the story led her into danger.
1154 00:58:39 Maybe she was kidnapped or murdered.
1155 00:58:41 Should I call the police?
1156 00:58:44 Of course, it would be so embarrassing if she turn up alive.
1157 00:58:47 Hey kid, do you going to call or not? That's two thousand dollars.
1158 00:58:59 I raise you.
1159 00:59:03 I reraise you. All-in.
1160 00:59:48 With temperature's in the 60s, rain is predicted this evening.
1161 00:59:51 It will be heavy at times.
1162 00:59:53 And more of it tomorrow, mostly cloudy
1163 00:59:55 with the chance of showers in the late afternoon.
1164 00:59:58 On a brighter note: Francisco Vega is in town
1165 01:00:01 with his new main-squeeze on his own.
1166 01:00:03 All our spies could find out is that she's
1167 01:00:06 Ashleigh Enright, a beauty queen, from Tuscon, Arizona.
1168 01:00:09 They were spotted later having drinks over candle light, and
1169 01:00:11 apparently exchaging sweet nothings.
1170 01:00:14 I was Miss Amiability in Scottsdale. Not really a big deal.
1171 01:00:18 - How did you guys meet? - Who's the girl?
1172 01:00:22 Good luck, Francisco, we are all rooting for you.
1173 01:00:24 That gorgeous couple, as if they need out help.
1174 01:00:31 Jesus, I need a drink.
1175 01:00:34 I need a drink. I need a cigarette.
1176 01:00:38 What I really need is a Berlin ballad.
1177 01:00:54 May I get you another?
1178 01:00:55 Yeah, why don't you make it a double.
1179 01:00:57 You want a double?
1180 01:00:59 It's okay, I won't be operating any form of machinery.
1181 01:01:09 Hello.
1182 01:01:12 Mom, you have to give me a chance. I said I was going to be there tonight.
1183 01:01:18 Ashleigh's fine.
1184 01:01:22 Yes, I'll wear a tie and I'll be there on time, okay?
1185 01:01:24 I can't really talk right now.
1186 01:01:36 Francisco Vega. A bullshit actor.
1187 01:01:39 This guy is incapable of a real moment.
1188 01:01:42 All those manured gestures and all that phony self-promoting liberal politics.
1189 01:01:47 When he offered to set himself on fire to protest climate change,
1190 01:01:51 they should've let him.
1191 01:01:53 If that's Ashleigh's taste.
1192 01:01:56 The world is full of beautiful women.
1193 01:01:59 Sorry, are you talking to me?
1194 01:02:01 I'm sorry, I was actually talking to myself.
1195 01:02:05 I know the feeling.
1196 01:02:08 Have you seen a movie "Out of the Past"?
1197 01:02:10 - Excuse me? - Jane Greer and Robert Mitchum.
1198 01:02:14 She was bad news.
1199 01:02:17 It's the luck of the draw.
1200 01:02:19 - Are you alone? - I am.
1201 01:02:21 Unless you want some company.
1202 01:02:24 Sure.
1203 01:02:29 - Hi. - Hi.
1204 01:02:30 - I'm Terry Ford. - My name is Gatsby Welles.
1205 01:02:33 What's the matter, Gatsby? You seem gloom.
1206 01:02:37 My girlfriend dumped me for a movie star.
1207 01:02:42 You know what they say: you can't fight charisma.
1208 01:02:46 I didn't want to drink in my room alone.
1209 01:02:49 Are you staying here?
1210 01:02:50 No, I've been coming here since they used to only serve me ginger ales by law.
1211 01:02:55 I love the piano players.
1212 01:02:57 And now I'm old enough to order gin and vermouth.
1213 01:03:01 Time flies.
1214 01:03:02 Yeah, unfortunately, it flies, coach.
1215 01:03:06 What's that supposed to mean?
1216 01:03:09 It's not always a comfortable trip.
1217 01:03:12 Tell me about it.
1218 01:03:16 What are you doing here all alone?
1219 01:03:18 Working.
1220 01:03:20 What do you do?
1221 01:03:22 I make dreams come true.
1222 01:03:25 - How do you do that? - Use your imaginion.
1223 01:03:34 Do we go someplace where we could be more alone?
1224 01:03:38 Sure.
1225 01:03:40 Why not.
1226 01:03:41 Okay.
1227 01:03:43 I get five hundred, sweetie.
1228 01:03:46 Five hundred?
1229 01:03:48 Right.
1230 01:03:49 I know what's you are thinking. Five hunderd seems pretty steep.
1231 01:03:53 But it's New York.
1232 01:03:56 How would you like to make five thousand?
1233 01:03:59 Five thousand?
1234 01:04:01 To do what?
1235 01:04:03 Just to be my date for a few hours at the party.
1236 01:04:06 Clothes stay on, no fondling, no exhange of fluids.
1237 01:04:10 Just a little role playing.
1238 01:04:12 What kind of party?
1239 01:04:14 Just my Mom's big fall, bullshit blowout.
1240 01:04:19 I won 15 G's in the poker game and I need a date with me.
1241 01:04:22 Classy item, who answers the name of Ashleigh Enright.
1242 01:04:27 - I hope I'm dressed okay. - Absolutely.
1243 01:04:29 It's a little fancy.
1244 01:04:31 - You look perfrect. - Okay.
1245 01:04:34 These things can be a little boring, alright?
1246 01:04:36 Thank you for coming.
1247 01:04:38 - Hey, Vega. - How are you?
1248 01:04:39 - Very good. - Good to see you.
1249 01:04:42 This guy is the best cook.
1250 01:04:44 You have to make on of those paella again.
1251 01:04:46 - Hi, doll. - Hey.
1252 01:04:48 How are you?
1253 01:04:49 I wondered if I could steal you away for 2 minutes
1254 01:04:51 to talk about your fall schedule and project with your name on it.
1255 01:04:53 - Right now? - Yes now.
1256 01:04:54 Okay, okay, do you mind? Just 2 minutes.
1257 01:04:56 - Are you going to be okay? - Yeah.
1258 01:04:57 Yeah? Sure?
1259 01:04:59 I'll be fast.
1260 01:05:02 Thank you.
1261 01:05:08 - You're Gabriela Summers. - Yes.
1262 01:05:10 I have so many questions for you.
1263 01:05:13 - For my article. - Okay.
1264 01:05:16 It's not that much farther. It's just up the corner here.
1265 01:05:18 Great, I love to walk.
1266 01:05:20 It's actually the same house I grew up in.
1267 01:05:23 I bet you went to one of those fancy school?
1268 01:05:25 Yeah, I did.
1269 01:05:27 Is true that all the kids there have charge accounts at Bergdorf and Prada
1270 01:05:31 and spend lots of money and do lots of drugs?
1271 01:05:33 I wouldn't know, I didn't hang out with the most of the kids.
1272 01:05:35 I just liked to watch old movies and play my violin.
1273 01:05:38 It's kind of weird.
1274 01:05:41 You were a bookworm?
1275 01:05:42 Not really. My mother is just...
1276 01:05:45 Culture vulture, according to her I must visit this museum.
1277 01:05:48 Or I must attend this piano recital, or see this opera.
1278 01:05:52 I must read my Henry James, even if Henry James puts me to sleep, you know?
1279 01:05:56 I like Charlie Parker.
1280 01:05:58 Who's that?
1281 01:06:00 Forget it, that's alright.
1282 01:06:02 You really are in a bad mood.
1283 01:06:04 There you are.
1284 01:06:06 Excuse me for the interruption.
1285 01:06:07 - You're here. - Yes, I am.
1286 01:06:09 We've been looking everywhere for you.
1287 01:06:11 I had to get my thoughts in line.
1288 01:06:14 You vanished off the planet. Mr. tortured artist.
1289 01:06:17 Can I speak to you alone for a minute?
1290 01:06:19 Yeah.
1291 01:06:21 I have actually been dying to talk to you.
1292 01:06:24 Your movie was so much better than you let me to believe.
1293 01:06:26 Yes?
1294 01:06:28 And the climax was so moving. It was very vintage Roland Pollard.
1295 01:06:33 Sit.
1296 01:06:37 I was afraid I wasn't going to see you again.
1297 01:06:41 Forgive me. I'm a little drunk.
1298 01:06:46 We were very worried about you.
1299 01:06:48 I spent the day, thinking, reflecting about my work, my life.
1300 01:06:55 I want for us to get to know each other, Ashleigh.
1301 01:06:59 You do?
1302 01:07:01 Would you consider coming with to the South of France?
1303 01:07:04 The where of what?
1304 01:07:07 Your voice is the only voice, that's adding me clarity for me in ages.
1305 01:07:12 The only voice that enouraged me, what I actually believed in.
1306 01:07:18 Like a muse.
1307 01:07:21 I think you had too much to drink today.
1308 01:07:23 I know I have.
1309 01:07:26 Come with me.
1310 01:07:27 You can wake up every morning, smelling orange trees.
1311 01:07:32 I'll talk to you about my new movie
1312 01:07:34 and I can learn from your own spoiled honesty.
1313 01:07:39 You can smell the orange trees.
1314 01:07:44 I think you are confusing me with this like total, other Ashley.
1315 01:07:48 L-E-Y spelling.
1316 01:07:51 I thought that was you!
1317 01:07:54 Ashleigh.
1318 01:07:56 - You are here. - I'm here.
1319 01:07:58 Everybody's here. Roland's here.
1320 01:08:01 I came with him. I was trying...
1321 01:08:02 I was trying to figure out a way to cantact you.
1322 01:08:05 - I apologise for today. - It's okay.
1323 01:08:08 You were very very understanding, thank you.
1324 01:08:10 - I felt really bad for you. - No, no, no, I'm fine.
1325 01:08:13 I'm fine, I'm about as well as it could be expected.
1326 01:08:16 Yeah.
1327 01:08:20 For a guy, that just discovered that
1328 01:08:22 - his wife is with his best friend. - Yeah.
1329 01:08:25 - You're at the party! - I am at the party.
1330 01:08:27 I got home, I got to my appartment
1331 01:08:29 and I was wondering why Connie's infidelity
1332 01:08:32 didn't wound me as deeply as it should.
1333 01:08:35 I kept thinking about, I remembered what you said about my movies.
1334 01:08:39 And I thought, my God, why is Ashleigh's
1335 01:08:42 approbation is so meanigful to me?
1336 01:08:44 Really, it was. And it strucked me, it stricked me.
1337 01:08:47 You and I were thrown together.
1338 01:08:49 We were trying to find a wandering rogue Roland Pollard.
1339 01:08:54 We had an adventure together. And in the movie version.
1340 01:08:57 In my movie version, the guy who looks up and he realises
1341 01:09:01 he's fallen in love with the girl.
1342 01:09:05 - I've played that role so many times. - Writers like this does not come along...
1343 01:09:08 - Hi. - Hey.
1344 01:09:12 I'm going to call Sam if you don't answer me by Friday.
1345 01:09:14 Yes, alright, ciao.
1346 01:09:16 - I'm sorry, it took me so long. - It's so funny.
1347 01:09:18 My father would always say when drinking you should never mix
1348 01:09:22 grain and grape together.
1349 01:09:24 But I think they go really good.
1350 01:09:28 I think we should split.
1351 01:09:30 We should split?
1352 01:09:36 Gatsby, if you always intended to come you should've told us.
1353 01:09:40 You know I am not fond of surprises.
1354 01:09:43 Mother, Dad, this is my girlfriend Ashleigh Enright.
1355 01:09:47 Hi, how are you?
1356 01:09:49 - How lovely to meet you, Ashleigh. - You too.
1357 01:09:51 - One's a pleasure. - Hi, how are you?
1358 01:09:53 - I'm well, thanks. - Nice to meet you.
1359 01:09:54 - I've done business with your father. - Yes, he speaks very highly of you.
1360 01:09:58 Actually, I've never met him, it's his bank.
1361 01:10:01 Yes, he's got so many banks.
1362 01:10:05 How are things at Yardley?
1363 01:10:07 It's very quiet, we get a lot of snow in the winter, that sort of thing.
1364 01:10:11 Very rural, but I chose it because they have
1365 01:10:13 a great Kurdish studies program, yes.
1366 01:10:16 Have you thought more about the career?
1367 01:10:18 Your father was bemoaning the fact that you are still undecided.
1368 01:10:22 I have, Leonard.
1369 01:10:24 I want to go into nuclear physics
1370 01:10:25 and maybe open a little store and sell dark matter.
1371 01:10:29 He's kidding you. No.
1372 01:10:30 He likes to sit at the piano and sing, and play blackjack.
1373 01:10:34 And when you were a boy, your mother wanted you to be a concert pianist.
1374 01:10:39 She always had big plans for me.
1375 01:10:41 How about you, Ashleigh? What are your plans?
1376 01:10:43 - She wants to be a journalist, actually. - TV or print?
1377 01:10:46 - Political stuff, she'll report from all of the... - TV, I'd like to do the weather.
1378 01:10:48 Troubled spots.
1379 01:10:50 On the weather.
1380 01:10:56 Right.
1381 01:11:00 You've been staring at Ashleigh all night long, is there something wrong?
1382 01:11:04 There is something about that girl.
1383 01:11:06 She's quite pretty.
1384 01:11:08 And sophisticated for a young girl.
1385 01:11:21 Come on in.
1386 01:11:25 - Look at this place. - Nice, isn't it?
1387 01:11:28 What was that all about with Ted Davidoff and Rollie Pollard?
1388 01:11:32 We were just talking.
1389 01:11:34 Yeah? Alright.
1390 01:11:37 Don't worry.
1391 01:11:38 I'm sure they are very interested in that story you are writing.
1392 01:11:42 Today has been quite a story.
1393 01:11:45 And that's just the beginning. Please, sit down.
1394 01:11:49 Relax.
1395 01:11:52 This is really amazing.
1396 01:11:55 She's very charming.
1397 01:11:56 And hot, you didn't say Ashleigh was hot.
1398 01:11:59 - I told you she was sexy. - Is she older than you?
1399 01:12:02 She looks older.
1400 01:12:04 That's what you want, a little experience.
1401 01:12:08 You have to grow up and have a profession.
1402 01:12:10 You think a girl like that wants to live hand to mouth.
1403 01:12:13 Funny you should put it that way.
1404 01:12:16 Keep your hand on the wheel, Ashleigh.
1405 01:12:20 He obviously wants to go to bed with you.
1406 01:12:26 How do you feel about this?
1407 01:12:29 You have a boyfriend.
1408 01:12:31 Yes, but...
1409 01:12:34 This is Francisco Vega.
1410 01:12:37 Apart from him, being so sexy.
1411 01:12:41 He's an international icon.
1412 01:12:45 Mahatma Gandhi.
1413 01:12:48 How can you say no?
1414 01:12:50 This is the story you can tell your grandchildren.
1415 01:12:54 May I show you upstairs?
1416 01:12:57 Sure.
1417 01:12:58 If you liked it here, you're going to love it over there.
1418 01:13:00 Okay.
1419 01:13:02 I got us some whiskey.
1420 01:13:06 Is this where you sleep?
1421 01:13:08 Yeah,
1422 01:13:10 when I sleep.
1423 01:13:12 You can see the whole apartment from here, it's quite special.
1424 01:13:15 - Nice. - Yeah, I know.
1425 01:13:18 I know.
1426 01:13:29 Let me help you.
1427 01:13:34 Look at you.
1428 01:13:36 Who the hell is that? Give me a sec.
1429 01:13:40 - Yes? - It's Tiffany! I'm home!
1430 01:13:44 I thought you two weren't together anymore.
1431 01:13:46 No, we... Oh no!
1432 01:13:48 Wait a second.
1433 01:13:50 It's going to be fine.
1434 01:13:52 You said that you weren't together anymore.
1435 01:13:53 Yeah, I know...
1436 01:13:55 You know what, you have to hide there.
1437 01:13:56 Go behind that door.
1438 01:13:58 Go, she can't see you. Go.
1439 01:14:11 - Surprise! Hi! - What are you doing here?
1440 01:14:14 We wrapped 2 days early.
1441 01:14:15 I'm so glad you are home it's starting to pour.
1442 01:14:18 I just got off the plane.
1443 01:14:21 I bet you weren't expecting me.
1444 01:14:23 I'm loving this.
1445 01:14:25 Fransciso, why are you... What are you doing running around?
1446 01:14:30 Getting ready for you.
1447 01:14:38 Welcome back.
1448 01:14:41 I just got off the plane. We wrapped 2 days early.
1449 01:14:45 I came right from airport. I knew If I'm being surprise I'll arouse you.
1450 01:14:52 Baby. I've missed you.
1451 01:14:54 Yeah, me too.
1452 01:14:55 I've missed you too.
1453 01:15:03 What was that?
1454 01:15:07 - I didn't hear anything. - I'm sure I heard something.
1455 01:15:16 - Baby. - One sec.
1456 01:15:26 Come back, that was nothing.
1457 01:16:32 Excuse me, which way the Waldorfl is?
1458 01:16:37 What's on your mind, mother?
1459 01:16:43 I want to have a word with you.
1460 01:16:44 No, no.
1461 01:16:45 Please don't do this to me tonight, mom.
1462 01:16:47 I'm not really in the mood for one of your tete-a-tete's where I come out
1463 01:16:50 on the short end as always. I really couldn't take it tonight.
1464 01:16:53 Okay? Where is Ashleigh?
1465 01:16:55 - I asked her to leave. - What? Why?
1466 01:16:58 Don't give me that Ashleigh bullshit.
1467 01:17:00 I smelled hooker the second she walked through the door.
1468 01:17:03 Mother, do you hear yourself?
1469 01:17:05 Damn right I hear myself.
1470 01:17:07 I'm shoked.
1471 01:17:11 Okay, I apologise.
1472 01:17:14 I met her in the bar at Carlyle and I gave her five thousand bucks
1473 01:17:17 to pretend she was Ashleigh, who has dumped me.
1474 01:17:19 Five thousand?!
1475 01:17:21 It was worth that much for you to make a fool of your father and me?
1476 01:17:25 I was in a bad mood, it was my idea of a joke.
1477 01:17:28 So it was a bad joke, okay?
1478 01:17:30 I won a lot in a card game, so... It was an act of rebellion.
1479 01:17:34 - It was an act of hostility. - Hostility and rebellion.
1480 01:17:37 Rebellion against what?
1481 01:17:39 Private schools, a nice home, summers in Europe?
1482 01:17:43 Against a life of pretentious appropriateness:
1483 01:17:45 appropriate friends, appropriate schools,
1484 01:17:48 appropriate women, that you may or may not approve of.
1485 01:17:52 You resent me because I set a high bar.
1486 01:17:55 Mother, I don't resent you because you set a high bar.
1487 01:17:57 I just want you to see me.
1488 01:17:59 I'm never going to be like Hunter. I'm not going to roll off the assembly line
1489 01:18:02 and make you proud.
1490 01:18:04 You lied to me when you said that you were too busy to come to my party.
1491 01:18:07 That you were too busy at work, snowed under at Yardley.
1492 01:18:10 I did lie to you, because I didn't want to come to your party, alright?
1493 01:18:14 I wanted to spend the day with Ashleigh in the city and have a great time.
1494 01:18:18 Where is Ashleigh?
1495 01:18:19 I told you she dumped me. We became separated.
1496 01:18:21 This city has its own agenda.
1497 01:18:23 And your rage with me is so great
1498 01:18:25 that you express it by bringing home a whore?
1499 01:18:28 An escort, Mother.
1500 01:18:30 Let's not split pubic hairs.
1501 01:18:32 Anything to shake up that collection of appropriate snobs.
1502 01:18:36 So you bring her to my gala as your girlfriend to make a fool of me?
1503 01:18:42 I'm sorry.
1504 01:18:43 I don't know why I'm like this.
1505 01:18:44 I don't know where I get this perverse streak in my system from.
1506 01:18:47 I don't know.
1507 01:18:49 You get it from me.
1508 01:18:51 I get it from you, the queen of good taste?
1509 01:18:59 Alright.
1510 01:19:02 You're a big enough boy to hear the whole inappropriate story.
1511 01:19:08 I met your father,
1512 01:19:13 in the exact same line of work.
1513 01:19:17 An escort service.
1514 01:19:20 Or more to the point: hooking.
1515 01:19:24 As that working girl you tried to slip pass us as Ashleigh Enright.
1516 01:19:30 What?
1517 01:19:33 Lower your eyebrows.
1518 01:19:38 I knocked on your father's hotel room door
1519 01:19:40 because that's how I made my living.
1520 01:19:44 Fresh from Gary, Indiana.
1521 01:19:47 Providing the lonely male of the species with a little casual recreation.
1522 01:19:55 For a fee.
1523 01:19:58 Except in you father's case we fell in love.
1524 01:20:03 And not only do we marry.
1525 01:20:05 Winston used my hardened nest egg to start the company
1526 01:20:10 that has enabled us to live a pretty privileged life.
1527 01:20:15 You following? Or am I going too fast?
1528 01:20:20 And I put myself through school,
1529 01:20:22 so my brilliant young son can laugh at my pretentious.
1530 01:20:30 What I'm saying is that, if I have been to over too far in my pursuit
1531 01:20:36 of the finer things and of cultivating an image.
1532 01:20:41 If I have caused you some discomfort.
1533 01:20:46 It's only an overzealous ex-professional hustler
1534 01:20:49 from the mid west, trying to erradicate
1535 01:20:53 unsavory remnants of many hotel rooms I still wake up screaming over.
1536 01:21:00 And if you can't understand where you get your
1537 01:21:03 mysterious urge to consort with a demi-monde.
1538 01:21:08 You have my genes.
1539 01:21:13 And I'm sorry to lay this X-rated tale on my sweet college boy,
1540 01:21:17 but something tells me that the time is right.
1541 01:21:48 Just put on the chairs and then we done, alright?
1542 01:21:52 - Hey, Gatsby. - Hey, Johnny.
1543 01:22:43 I saw you on television.
1544 01:22:49 Nothing happened.
1545 01:22:51 I'm really exhausted. I've been walking forever.
1546 01:22:54 And then I got lost on the train.
1547 01:22:55 Ashleigh, you were with a famous movie star.
1548 01:22:59 But nothing happened.
1549 01:23:00 I'd love to believe you.
1550 01:23:04 Just too many drinks, too much weed.
1551 01:23:09 I'm just a little too tired to explain.
1552 01:23:12 Tomorrow, I promise, but really Gatsby, nothing happened.
1553 01:23:18 Take off your rain coat, I'm going to get you some black coffee.
1554 01:23:22 I can't, I have no clothes underneath.
1555 01:23:28 So with Roland Pollard it was like a spiritual thing.
1556 01:23:32 I was his muse, some inspiration because he's...
1557 01:23:35 Really going through a rough creative period.
1558 01:23:38 And also, my name is totally the same as his first wife's.
1559 01:23:42 Who also went to Yardley. Who he's never really gotten over.
1560 01:23:46 And then Ted Davidoff.
1561 01:23:48 He was just absolutely traumatized by this affair his wife was having
1562 01:23:52 with his best friend.
1563 01:23:53 And there I was, you know.
1564 01:23:55 Just a person there to talk to, to hold his hand, during the crisis.
1565 01:24:01 What about Francisco Vega?
1566 01:24:03 Like James Dean, minus the acting chops?
1567 01:24:05 Francisco Vega was just after my body. But I was onto him.
1568 01:24:09 And I have a terrific material for a hot story.
1569 01:24:12 I dated a hunk.
1570 01:24:14 What about you?
1571 01:24:16 How was going to your Mom's fahrey?
1572 01:24:20 It was pretty nice, actually.
1573 01:24:22 We got in a sort of a crazy conversation.
1574 01:24:26 For the first time in my life she surprised me in a good way.
1575 01:24:31 Now I feel closer to her.
1576 01:24:34 Must have been a big talk. What did you discuss?
1577 01:24:38 The oldest profession.
1578 01:24:41 Journalism?
1579 01:24:44 That's the second oldest.
1580 01:24:47 Let's put it in this way, she's a lot more than I gave her credit for.
1581 01:24:51 I sold her short.
1582 01:24:53 What a shame we never got to take that carriage ride.
1583 01:24:55 We can still do it.
1584 01:24:57 We have plenty of time, we can get it in.
1585 01:24:59 Said the John to my mom.
1586 01:25:02 - What? - Nothing.
1587 01:25:04 We should probably leave our luggage downstairs.
1588 01:25:06 As you know I'd hate to miss our bus back to Yardley.
1589 01:25:21 New York on a misty day.
1590 01:25:25 I can't tell why it means something to me, but it means everything.
1591 01:25:29 It's only one carriage ride and the weather's gloomy.
1592 01:25:35 I couldn't really sleep last night. Did you hear all those fire engines?
1593 01:25:38 I did.
1594 01:25:40 The roaring traffic's boom.
1595 01:25:42 Silence in my lonely room.
1596 01:25:45 I know that! That's from Shakespeare, right?
1597 01:25:55 Sir, would you stop for a second?
1598 01:25:57 - Why are we stoping? - Ashleigh, you go back to Yardley.
1599 01:26:00 - I'm going to stay in New York. - What?
1600 01:26:02 I need a carbon monoxide to survive.
1601 01:26:05 - What are you talking about? - We are two different creatures, right?
1602 01:26:09 You like the sound of crickets and I like the rattle of the taxies.
1603 01:26:12 You blosom in the sun and me...
1604 01:26:14 I come into my own under grey skies.
1605 01:26:16 You were a big hit here, you are a crackerjack reporter.
1606 01:26:20 You were loved spiritually, emotionally and physically by 3 gifted men, right?
1607 01:26:24 - Yeah. - You don't want to be with me.
1608 01:26:25 You deserve better than I am.
1609 01:26:27 Are you dropping out of Yardley?
1610 01:26:30 If I won't sound to pretentious:
1611 01:26:32 I want to review my other options.
1612 01:26:33 Excuse me, sir, do you think it's possible to take her to Pierre hotel?
1613 01:26:36 - Gatsby, I do not understand. - You take this. Just take this.
1614 01:26:39 Get your luggage and return to Yardley.
1615 01:26:41 So you're not coming back to Yardley?
1616 01:26:44 I don't know Ash, I have to figure some stuff out of my life.
1617 01:26:47 Have a great trip and you tell everybody at Yardley I said goodbye.
1618 01:26:50 So you're not coming back to Yardley?
1619 01:26:53 Gatsby.
1620 01:26:54 Wait, sir, I'm...
1621 01:26:57 Gatsby, I don't understand.
1622 01:27:09 Could you hurry? I think it's starting to rain.
1623 01:28:49 How did I know you'd be here.
1624 01:28:51 You didn't think I was going to blow this moment, did you?
1625 01:28:53 What about the skin doctor?
1626 01:28:55 Very handsome, very rich and very clever, but I'm here.
1627 01:29:00 For a kiss that was a maximum of an eight?
