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1 00:03:16 You look important.
2 00:03:18 Or, at least,your suit does.
3 00:03:21 Well, I can get youover the wall.
4 00:03:24 Would you consider thatimportant, fraulein schmidt?
5 00:03:27 A smart mouthto go with the suit.
6 00:03:29 Statements like thatcan get you
7 00:03:31 into a lot of troublearound here.
8 00:03:33 Or, they can get youout of it.
9 00:03:37 Make yourself comfortable,why don't you.
10 00:03:45 Okay, Mr. important suit,
11 00:03:47 who are youand what do you want?
12 00:03:49 I'm here to have a friendly chatabout your father.
13 00:03:51 I don't have a father.
14 00:03:53 I don't mean your latefoster father, the mechanic.
15 00:03:55 I mean your real father.Dr. udo teller.
16 00:04:00 Hitler's favoriterocket scientist.
17 00:04:01 That doesn't soundvery friendly.
18 00:04:03 You're wasting your time.
19 00:04:05 I haven't seen himfor 18 years.
20 00:04:06 Well, after the war,he came to work for us.
21 00:04:09 He'd been enjoyingthe American dream.
22 00:04:11 He had a great job workingfor the U.S. nuclear program...
23 00:04:13 Pleasant house in the suburbs...A new Cadillac
24 00:04:16 and a fat little dogcalled "schnitzel."
25 00:04:19 Then, two years ago,
26 00:04:20 he disappearedlike steam from a tea kettle.
27 00:04:35 Until now.
28 00:04:37 This was taken last weekin Rome.
29 00:04:39 Which one is supposed to bemy father?
30 00:04:43 Funny.
31 00:04:44 I'm told thatif your father's knowledge
32 00:04:46 gets into the wrong hands,
33 00:04:48 things could geta little messy.
34 00:04:50 You know,end of the world.
35 00:04:52 That kind of thing.
36 00:04:53 What makes you thinki know where he is?
37 00:04:55 I don't think you do,
38 00:04:56 but I think you knowsomeone who does.
39 00:04:58 Your mother's brother:Uncle rudi.
40 00:05:01 I've also been toldthat your father was never...
41 00:05:03 Actually a Nazi.
42 00:05:05 He was forced to workfor them.
43 00:05:08 So I'm here to help him.
44 00:05:11 -Why don't you help me.-With what?
45 00:05:12 If I had 15 minutes,we'd drink tea, eat biscuits,
46 00:05:16 I'd talk, you'd laugh,and we'd be on our way.
47 00:05:18 Unfortunately, I don't.
48 00:05:20 So my offer iscome with me now
49 00:05:22 and be at a chic little hotelin west Berlin
50 00:05:25 in less than an hour.
51 00:05:27 Or stay here and spend the nightwith the Russians
52 00:05:31 hanging from a pipe,having your toenails removed.
53 00:05:33 That is whati was looking for.
54 00:05:41 Do you mind terriblyif I borrow your car?
55 00:05:55 could you pass methat brown paper bag
56 00:05:58 from my case, please?
57 00:06:04 Are they stillfollowing us?
58 00:06:10 Yes.
59 00:06:23 Is there one of them?
60 00:06:24 Just hum if there is.
61 00:06:27 Mm.
62 00:06:29 Is he looking at us?
63 00:06:35 Mm.
64 00:06:38 Does he have just one handon the steering wheel?
65 00:06:45 Mm-hmm.
66 00:06:46 When you hear somethingthat sounds like a gunshot...
67 00:06:49 Drive.
68 00:07:02 Did you get him?
69 00:07:04 Let's just hope he doesn't driveas quickly as he moves.
70 00:07:12 I got news for you.
71 00:07:14 He does.
72 00:07:25 Make a right.
73 00:07:30 And then an immediate left.
74 00:07:48 nicely done.
75 00:07:58 Hold on.
76 00:08:11 Is he gone?
77 00:08:13 You know,i don't think so.
78 00:08:25 Reverse down the sidewalk,
79 00:08:28 and then drivearound the block.
80 00:08:29 And, uh...
81 00:08:32 Meet me back here.
82 00:11:24 I think you shouldlook out the window.
83 00:11:26 You can't be serious.
84 00:11:36 He's trying to stopthe car.
85 00:11:46 Gaby:We're struggling here.
86 00:11:47 Why don't youtake a shot at him?
87 00:11:50 Somehow it just doesn't seemlike the right thing to do.
88 00:12:02 First left,then immediate right.
89 00:12:11 This roadisn't going anywhere.
90 00:12:13 It's taking usexactly where we want to go.
91 00:12:15 It's getting narrower.It's all part of the plan.
92 00:12:17 Now, put your foot downand drive a little faster.
93 00:12:26 Good plan.
94 00:12:28 All we have to dois get over two 20-foot walls
95 00:12:30 and a minefield.
96 00:12:32 Now what?
97 00:12:41 Take another leftthrough the window.
98 00:12:45 After you.
99 00:13:18 Follow me.
100 00:13:53 what are we doing here?
101 00:13:55 We're lookingfor agent Jones.
102 00:14:32 Hug me.
103 00:14:47 Jones, reverse!
104 00:15:01 Step back.
105 00:15:21 This place isn't chic.
106 00:15:23 It isn't even a hotel.
107 00:15:25 No. But it's safer.And the food isn't bad.
108 00:15:28 What's that?Smells like feet.
109 00:15:31 Expensive feet.
110 00:15:34 He's here.
111 00:15:36 Our commitment to defend western Europe
112 00:15:39 and west Berlin, for example, stands undiminished.
113 00:15:42 The United States will make no deal with the Soviet union
114 00:15:46 because the communist drive to impose
115 00:15:48 their political and economic system on others
116 00:15:52 is the primary cause of world tension today.
117 00:15:55 I trust that miss tellerwas helpful.
118 00:15:57 You were right.
119 00:15:59 The uncle, Rudolph Von trulsch,is the best shot.
120 00:16:04 That's it?That's all you got?
121 00:16:07 He lives in Italy.Rome.
122 00:16:08 Works for a shipping companycalled vinciguerra.
123 00:16:11 And nowyou have miss teller.
124 00:16:12 My work here is done.
125 00:16:13 We already knew all that.
126 00:16:16 Your job here is donewhen I tell you it's done.
127 00:16:19 You told me this was gonna bea simple extraction.
128 00:16:22 It shoulda been.
129 00:16:23 I didn't ask you to light uphalf of east Berlin.
130 00:16:26 They were waiting for me.Don't flatter yourself.
131 00:16:29 What was waiting for mewas barely human.
132 00:16:31 You should've seen it run.
133 00:16:33 Grow a spine, solo.
134 00:16:34 Contraryto what you may think,
135 00:16:37 we are not inthe haberdashery business.
136 00:16:40 I don't think you understand.It tore the back off my car.
137 00:16:42 Remind me, solo.
138 00:16:44 How longwas your prison sentence?
139 00:16:50 You owe me five more years.
140 00:16:52 Now, I know you've been
141 00:16:55 taking care of yourselfon the side,
142 00:16:58 wetting your beak,so to speak.
143 00:17:00 We don't pay you enough
144 00:17:02 to be able to put trufflesin your Risotto, solo.
145 00:17:05 But don't ever makethe calamitous error
146 00:17:08 of mistakingmy deliberate short-sightedness
147 00:17:12 for blindness.
148 00:17:13 Now, you report for dutytomorrow morning,
149 00:17:17 9:00 A.M. sharp.
150 00:17:19 And with a betterattitude.
151 00:17:29 Look at 'em.
152 00:17:31 Merrily obliviousas we labor tirelessly
153 00:17:34 to save them from extinctionand not even a thank you.
154 00:17:37 I tell myself, solo,
155 00:17:41 that inside every kraut,
156 00:17:42 there's an Americantrying to get out.
157 00:17:44 A little tiredthis morning, sir?
158 00:17:48 You'd be, too,if you'd been up all night
159 00:17:50 trying to sortthis mess out.
160 00:17:58 Anything in particular,sir, or...?
161 00:18:03 Or are youjust looking?
162 00:18:07 What I'm about to feed you,solo,
163 00:18:09 might tastea little bitter.
164 00:18:11 Nevertheless,you're gonna have to swallow it.
165 00:18:14 Where we goingwith this, sir?
166 00:18:55 Adrian.
167 00:18:58 Kuryakin.
168 00:19:11 What does that mean?
169 00:19:13 He said, "don't killyour partner on your first day."
170 00:19:16 I know what he said.What does it mean?
171 00:19:21 Smith: The main ingredientof an atom bomb
172 00:19:24 is enriched uranium.
173 00:19:26 Dr. teller wason the verge of a breakthrough
174 00:19:28 which would massively simplifythis process.
175 00:19:31 Making it possible
176 00:19:32 for almost anyoneto build a nuclear device.
177 00:19:35 We believe that
178 00:19:37 the vinciguerra shippingand aerospace company in Rome,
179 00:19:40 where miss teller's uncle rudiis a senior executive,
180 00:19:44 is, in fact, the cover
181 00:19:46 for an internationalcriminal organization
182 00:19:49 with ties to former Nazis.
183 00:19:51 The founder,Sergio vinciguerra,
184 00:19:53 was a friend of Mussoliniand a known fascist.
185 00:19:56 Rumor has itSergio was responsible
186 00:19:59 for smuggling the Nazis' goldto south America after the war.
187 00:20:03 It is now run by his son,Alexander,
188 00:20:06 and his wife, Victoria.
189 00:20:07 Al, he's more playboythan tycoon.
190 00:20:10 But she...
191 00:20:12 Well, now,she's something else altogether.
192 00:20:15 All our informationindicates a lethal combination
193 00:20:19 of beauty, brains and ambition.
194 00:20:22 She's the real fanatic.
195 00:20:24 Now that the old man is dead,she's running the show.
196 00:20:30 We believe they're responsiblefor Dr. teller's disappearance.
197 00:20:35 Now...
198 00:20:37 Imagine the consequences
199 00:20:39 if he builds an atom bombfor them.
200 00:20:42 We have no choicebut to work together on this.
201 00:20:44 Your mission is to infiltratethis organization
202 00:20:49 and to retrieve Dr. tellerand his research.
203 00:20:52 It will be locatedon a computer disk.
204 00:20:57 And whoever has that diskwill simply be
205 00:21:00 the most powerful nationin the world.
206 00:21:02 You, solo,are to investigate
207 00:21:05 Victoria and Alexandervinciguerra.
208 00:21:08 Our Russian friend will focus onmiss teller and her uncle rudi.
209 00:21:12 We'll leave you twoto get acquainted.
210 00:21:19 Oleg.Give my regards to Nina.
211 00:21:30 Obviously,i was briefed about you.
212 00:21:33 Your corrupt and criminalbackground...
213 00:21:35 Until you were caught
214 00:21:37 and the CIA blackmailed youinto working for them.
215 00:21:40 But what interests me,given your profile,
216 00:21:44 is what would motivate youto become
217 00:21:47 the CIA'smost effective agent.
218 00:21:49 I concluded it must beto counteract
219 00:21:51 the humiliationof knowing your balls
220 00:21:54 are at the endof a very long leash
221 00:21:57 held by a very short man.
222 00:21:58 I'm sure you understandhumiliation better than most.
223 00:22:03 Really? How so?
224 00:22:06 Well, after your performancelast night,
225 00:22:08 I thoughti should read up on you.
226 00:22:10 Rather a sad story,
227 00:22:13 what with your dad beinga big pal of Stalin's
228 00:22:15 and a topgovernment official
229 00:22:17 with all the perksand privileges...
230 00:22:18 Right up until he was caughtembezzling party funds.
231 00:22:21 How old were youwhen he was sent to the gulag?
232 00:22:24 10? 11 years old?
233 00:22:29 Was that whenthe psychotic episodes started?
234 00:22:33 You did, however,rise above it.
235 00:22:36 Special forces, kgb.
236 00:22:37 The youngest man to join,in fact,
237 00:22:39 and their bestwithin three years.
238 00:22:41 I do wonderif it was your father's shame
239 00:22:43 that gave you such drive,though.
240 00:22:45 Or...
241 00:22:47 Was it your mother'sreputation?
242 00:22:51 I understandthat she was extremely popular
243 00:22:54 amongst your father's friends
244 00:22:56 after he was shipped offto Siberia.
245 00:23:14 America is teaming upwith Russia.
246 00:23:19 Is this a joke?
247 00:23:20 It should tell you how importantthis mission is.
248 00:23:23 To everyone.
249 00:23:33 I'm not going backbehind that wall.
250 00:23:35 And at the end of this,that's what they'll want.
251 00:23:38 You don't have to go anywherethat you don't want to go.
252 00:23:41 You're the starof this show.
253 00:23:43 My woman would never wearanything like that.
254 00:23:45 What's he doing here?
255 00:23:46 I told you. We're teaming upwith the Russians.
256 00:23:49 Doesn't get any more Russianthan the red peril here.
257 00:23:51 And why did he call mehis woman?
258 00:23:53 Because I am nowyour fianc?
259 00:24:02 No, no, no,no, no, no.
260 00:24:03 No!
261 00:24:06 Smoothly done.
262 00:24:10 Gaby.
263 00:24:12 Gaby.
264 00:24:13 Wait.
265 00:24:14 Give me a minuteto explain.
266 00:24:16 It's your cover.
267 00:24:17 He's an architectdesigning a new resort
268 00:24:19 for heroes of the Soviet unionby the black sea.
269 00:24:22 The Russian ministerof culture
270 00:24:23 has a weaknessfor classical architecture
271 00:24:25 and he's sending your man thereto Rome to study.
272 00:24:28 He's also managed to securea visa for his fianc閑.
273 00:24:31 And naturally,you'd introduce him
274 00:24:33 to your beloved uncle rudi.
275 00:24:35 And what about you?What's your cover?
276 00:24:39 Jack deveny,
277 00:24:40 antiquities dealer, specializingin Greek and Roman sculpture.
278 00:24:42 The vinciguerra familyjust happen to have
279 00:24:44 one of the finest collectionsin the world.
280 00:24:49 You're askingtoo much of me.
281 00:24:51 You'll do fine.
282 00:24:52 No.
283 00:24:58 These dressesare all in your size.
284 00:25:00 Excuse me?
285 00:25:02 Soviet architecttraveling to Rome
286 00:25:05 would never dresshis woman
287 00:25:07 in the clothesyou tried to put her in.
288 00:25:09 You tried to dress herlike someone on your side
289 00:25:11 thinks someone dressbehind the iron curtain.
290 00:25:13 She's from behindthe iron curtain.
291 00:25:15 That doesn't meanshe wants to bring it with her.
292 00:25:17 We need two purses, please.An everyday and a clutch.
293 00:25:20 And grab that belt.
294 00:25:21 No.
295 00:25:23 No, not the dior,the rabanne.
296 00:25:25 You can't puta paco rabanne belt on a patou.
297 00:25:28 She's not going to weara patou.
298 00:25:29 What's wrongwith a patou?
299 00:25:30 Nothing.If you're fat.
300 00:25:32 The dior goeswith the rabanne.
301 00:25:34 It won't match.
302 00:25:39 It doesn't have to match.
303 00:25:42 Gaby: Have you seenthe price of this handbag?
304 00:25:44 It costs morethan my car.
305 00:25:47 You can get backon your horse now, cowboy.
306 00:25:52 I'll see you in Rome.
307 00:25:59 Not bad.
308 00:26:03 I like this. Yes.
309 00:26:05 But it's missing...
310 00:26:08 A little something.
311 00:26:11 Now we are engaged.
312 00:26:14 Congratulations.
313 00:26:41 enjoy your stay,Mr. waverly.
314 00:26:43 I hope so.
315 00:26:56 Jack deveny.Checking in.
316 00:26:58 Welcome to Rome,Mr. deveny.
317 00:26:59 Thank you.
318 00:27:05 I have a quick errandto run.
319 00:27:08 Could you have my bagtaken to my room, please?
320 00:27:10 Of course.
321 00:27:11 Thank you.
322 00:27:12 Luigi.
323 00:27:17 Gaby:Where are we going?
324 00:27:19 Illya: The same placeevery architect goes
325 00:27:21 when they visit Rome.
326 00:27:23 To see the sights.
327 00:27:26 Hm.
328 00:27:27 So, Mr. architect...
329 00:27:29 I'm sure you've doneyour homework.
330 00:27:32 Why don't you tell mea bit about the steps.
331 00:27:40 Good question.
332 00:27:41 The steps were constructedin 1723.
333 00:27:45 Credited totwo Italian architects.
334 00:27:49 Really, built by Russian.
335 00:27:53 Sergei Ivanov.
336 00:27:56 Now, Sergei also had mother,yagoda,
337 00:28:01 who introduced himto classical architecture
338 00:28:04 and whom he reveredas his muse.
339 00:28:06 Unfortunately for Sergei,
340 00:28:08 his mother diedin the middle of construction.
341 00:28:11 So in memoryof his beloved yagoda,
342 00:28:14 he make one step to celebrateevery year of his mother's life.
343 00:28:18 So she died at 135.
344 00:28:24 No.
345 00:28:25 She died at 100.He was 35.
346 00:28:27 So 135 steps.
347 00:28:30 Impressive.
348 00:28:35 So she gave birthat the age of 65?
349 00:28:39 No. I --
350 00:28:42 evening, comrade.
351 00:28:44 You're not supposed to bemaking contact in public.
352 00:28:46 -You're being followed.-I know.
353 00:28:47 Two men from hotel lobby,mid-30s,
354 00:28:49 one in brown suit,other in leather jacket,
355 00:28:51 which is whyyou should leave.
356 00:28:53 They diverted when you turneddown the steps.
357 00:28:55 So I imagine they'll be waitingahead for you.
358 00:28:58 I will handle them.
359 00:29:00 "Handle"?
360 00:29:01 Just to avoid any confusion,
361 00:29:04 you do mean give 'em your walletand act scared?
362 00:29:07 "Scared"?
363 00:29:08 What's going on?
364 00:29:10 You're being tested.
365 00:29:11 Someone is tryingto make sure
366 00:29:13 that your fianc?is really an architect
367 00:29:15 and not someonewho's trained how to fight.
368 00:29:18 Kgb agent, for example.
369 00:29:20 I saidyou are not needed here.
370 00:29:23 I think you shoulddo as he says.
371 00:29:29 And remember...
372 00:29:30 Take it like a pussy.
373 00:29:32 This is notthe Russian way.
374 00:29:50 Nice shoes.
375 00:29:51 Thank you.
376 00:29:53 Perhapsyou give them to me.
377 00:30:00 I think your feetare a little small.
378 00:30:04 Then gimme some moneyfor coffee.
379 00:30:06 Hm?
380 00:30:09 Dearest...
381 00:30:10 Give the gentlemensomething for coffee.
382 00:30:23 Enjoy your coffee.
383 00:30:28 Nice watch.
384 00:30:32 Darling,give him the watch.
385 00:30:36 And the ring.
386 00:30:43 Thank you.
387 00:30:49 Give me the watch!
388 00:30:51 Give him the watch!
389 00:30:56 Gaby: Illya.
390 00:30:59 Do as he says.
391 00:31:23 Calm down.
392 00:31:30 Not very good at this wholesubtlety thing, are you?
393 00:31:33 That man stolemy father's watch.
394 00:31:37 Aren't you supposed to bea Russian architect?
395 00:31:39 Da, but a Russian architectwould fight.
396 00:31:41 Russian agentwould've killed them both.
397 00:31:43 So it's no trouble
398 00:31:44 unless you continue to questionmy actions.
399 00:31:46 So you've actuallythought this through.
400 00:31:48 Would you like to finishwhat you started?
401 00:31:50 Gaby: Stop!
402 00:31:51 You two are supposed to belooking after me.
403 00:31:55 So why am iplaying mother, huh?
404 00:31:57 Either you start to look likeyou know what you're doing...
405 00:32:01 Or I'm out of here.
406 00:32:11 It's open.
407 00:32:12 Good evening,Mr. deveny.
408 00:32:15 With the complimentsof the hotel.
409 00:32:18 I apologizeit wasn't brought up earlier.
410 00:32:21 Thank you very much.
411 00:32:23 Is there anything elsei can do for you?
412 00:32:25 It's a finebottle of champagne.
413 00:32:28 Be a shameto drink it alone.
414 00:32:36 Oh.
415 00:32:38 Uh...
416 00:32:40 I'm still on duty,Mr. deveny.
417 00:32:43 Pity.
418 00:32:44 But...
419 00:32:47 My shift endsin five minutes.
420 00:32:50 I'm sure we can find somethingto do for five minutes.
421 00:33:09 There's a party tomorrowto celebrate
422 00:33:11 the 50th anniversaryof vinciguerra shipping.
423 00:33:15 Uncle rudihas invited us.
424 00:33:20 Drink?
425 00:33:21 No. Thank you.
426 00:33:29 Would you likebigger glass?
427 00:33:33 I will finishthis bottle.
428 00:33:36 The only question is...
429 00:33:38 Are you gonna help meor not?
430 00:33:41 No. Thank you.
431 00:33:51 This is fun?
432 00:34:38 this is not good idea.
433 00:34:49 I am going to bed.Please turn this off.
434 00:34:56 no fundancing by yourself.
435 00:35:00 I need a partner.
436 00:35:02 No.
437 00:35:04 "No," as you can't dance?
438 00:35:08 Or you don't want to?
439 00:35:10 We'll call it both.
440 00:35:27 clap.
441 00:35:28 And then...
442 00:35:31 Sorry.
443 00:35:32 Sorry.
444 00:35:44 you're not in east Germanchop shop anymore.
445 00:35:46 Still no drink?
446 00:35:48 Don't you make meput you over my knee.
447 00:35:51 So you don'twant to dance.
448 00:35:54 But you dowant to wrestle.
449 00:35:56 No, I did not say that.
450 00:37:12 good night,little chop shop girl.
451 00:37:32 This time,i do need to go.
452 00:37:37 That is disappointing.
453 00:37:38 Just anotherfive minutes?
454 00:37:42 I know your five minutes,Mr. deveny.
455 00:38:41 What are you doing here?You're not supposed to be here.
456 00:38:44 These...
457 00:38:46 Are...
458 00:38:49 Russian...
459 00:38:51 Made.
460 00:38:56 One second.
461 00:39:07 These...
462 00:39:08 Are...
463 00:39:10 American...
464 00:39:11 Made.
465 00:39:13 And very low-tech.
466 00:39:17 That bow tie doesn't workwith that suit.
467 00:39:29 Illya: Good morning.
468 00:39:31 I enjoyed last night.
469 00:39:34 Is better for the mission
470 00:39:35 that we get to know each otherlittle bit more...
471 00:39:37 Intimately.
472 00:39:38 What does that mean?
473 00:39:42 It meansi like my woman strong.
474 00:39:45 Come.
475 00:39:47 Come on.
476 00:39:53 Maybe I get you present.
477 00:40:08 Mm.
478 00:40:12 Pump the brakes,my Russian friend.
479 00:40:14 We might be engaged,but I'm my own woman.
480 00:40:17 Besides, I wouldn't be wearingmy engagement ring.
481 00:40:20 Remember?It's only just been stolen.
482 00:40:23 Your fianc?would have gone out
483 00:40:24 first thing in the morningto replace it.
484 00:40:27 Now we are engaged.
485 00:40:29 Again.
486 00:40:30 After you, fianc?
487 00:40:47 beg your pardon.
488 00:41:34 excuse me, sir?Excuse me?
489 00:41:37 Sir? Excuse me, sir?
490 00:41:40 Your invitation?
491 00:41:42 Of course.
492 00:41:45 I wonder,did I leave it in the jag?
493 00:41:48 Could you pleasecome with me, sir?
494 00:41:50 I'm surewe can clear this up.
495 00:42:08 woman:Why on earth would you do that?
496 00:42:09 -Sorry.-He doesn't have an invitation.
497 00:42:11 Are you okay?
498 00:42:12 -Thank you.-But --
499 00:42:13 thank you.
500 00:42:15 I wonder what they do to people without invitations.
501 00:42:18 I'm Victoria vinciguerra.
502 00:42:19 I do believe an apologyis in order.
503 00:42:22 I'll take it from here.
504 00:42:24 Thank you.
505 00:42:28 Oh.
506 00:42:34 I'm okay, I think.
507 00:42:42 Is this beautiful womani hardly recognize
508 00:42:45 my favorite niece?
509 00:42:48 Gaby.
510 00:42:50 It's been too long.
511 00:42:52 You area miracle worker, sir.
512 00:42:54 I want to hear all abouthow you managed to get her out.
513 00:42:58 Contessa...
514 00:43:15 Jack deveny.
515 00:43:17 Come sta, contessa?
516 00:43:19 Yes, please.
517 00:43:22 Tell me,how does a Russian architect
518 00:43:24 meet a German car mechanicin east Berlin?
519 00:43:26 Well, it startedwhen I was brought out
520 00:43:29 to make improvementson nine kilometers of the wall.
521 00:43:31 And one morning,i was coming home --
522 00:43:34 Gaby:He rear-ended a tank.
523 00:43:35 That is when I met
524 00:43:37 the most expensive mechanicin east Germany.
525 00:43:39 And did they make you buildthe wall as well as design it?
526 00:43:44 You're shaped likea powerlifter, not an architect.
527 00:43:50 I like to jog.
528 00:43:51 How did you get the invitationto my party?
529 00:43:54 Before we get there...
530 00:43:57 Allow me.
531 00:44:02 Contessa's a little heavywith the lipstick.
532 00:44:06 And you're a little lightwith your fingers.
533 00:44:09 Come sta, contessa?
534 00:44:11 Well, I doubtshe'll miss it.
535 00:44:16 Etruscan, isn't it?
536 00:44:18 Oh.
537 00:44:20 May I?
538 00:44:22 If you don't,there could be trouble.
539 00:44:27 What about my watch?
540 00:44:30 Are we in a rush?
541 00:44:32 No, I don't supposewe are.
542 00:44:35 Now tell me, when didthis happy accident occur?
543 00:44:39 Two years ago.
544 00:44:42 -Two years ago?-Yes.
545 00:44:43 You never wrote your uncle rudia word about it.
546 00:44:46 I wanted to make sureit was serious.
547 00:44:48 Or were you,perhaps, ashamed?
548 00:44:50 Why would shebe ashamed?
549 00:44:52 I know that the equityof aristocratic blood
550 00:44:55 is not appreciatedby most communists.
551 00:44:57 But a good German girl knowsnever to mix
552 00:45:00 the blood of a racehorsewith that of a cart horse.
553 00:45:04 Uncle rudi?
554 00:45:06 That's nota very nice thing to say.
555 00:45:08 Don't be so protective.
556 00:45:11 I'm sure our weightliftercan defend himself.
557 00:45:18 excuse me.
558 00:45:35 So you're a thief.
559 00:45:36 I like to call myself
560 00:45:37 a specialistin complicated acquisitions.
561 00:45:40 I hope you wear a mask.
562 00:45:41 Sometimes.
563 00:45:43 Just neverwhen I'm stealing things.
564 00:45:45 What is it, exactly,that you think
565 00:45:46 you can do for me,Mr. Jack?
566 00:45:48 Let's just say I fill gapsin important collections.
567 00:45:51 Those one or twospecial pieces
568 00:45:54 that are impossibleto acquire without the...
569 00:45:57 The requisite skill set.
570 00:46:16 Gaby...
571 00:46:34 Victoria,this is my Gaby.
572 00:46:37 The famous niece.
573 00:46:38 Hello.
574 00:46:45 I need to use the sink.
575 00:46:47 So use the ladies'.
576 00:46:51 What brings you to Rome,Mr. deveny?
577 00:46:54 Just here to seethe sights.
578 00:46:55 -Oh.-Rudi.
579 00:46:56 -Ah, waverly.-Nice to see you.
580 00:46:58 Waverly runs the shippingdepartment at British oil.
581 00:47:01 Excuse me,i said I need to use the sink.
582 00:47:05 What?
583 00:47:06 I am sorryI'm so late, rudi.
584 00:47:08 I stupidly seem to have lostmy invitation.
585 00:47:11 Jack deveny.
586 00:47:13 Yes. Yes, I think we bumpedinto each other outside.
587 00:47:15 Beg your pardon.
588 00:47:18 I do apologize.
589 00:47:19 No, not at all.Not at all.
590 00:47:20 I noticed you're very goodwith your hands.
591 00:47:23 Excuse me?
592 00:47:24 He said, "use the ladies'."
593 00:47:26 I witnessed your trickwith the tablecloth.
594 00:47:29 That's brilliant.Were you once a waiter or...?
595 00:47:58 Gaby:Have the jets been cleansed
596 00:48:00 and totally recheckedfor size and flow?
597 00:48:02 Oh, really?Do you want to fix it?
598 00:48:08 I'd be delighted.
599 00:48:11 So I just needthe wrench.
600 00:48:20 I'd better give the contessaback her bracelet.
601 00:48:23 Why don't you pop intothe office tomorrow morning.
602 00:48:26 We can talk moreabout filling in my gaps.
603 00:48:29 I'll trynot to disappoint.
604 00:48:32 You see,each one of us has a destiny.
605 00:48:35 And I believe I can help youwith yours.
606 00:48:37 You can see the future?
607 00:48:40 I can see ushaving lunch tomorrow.
608 00:48:43 Alone.
609 00:48:44 Darling, time to go.Sorry.
610 00:48:47 Darling,I'll be a minute.
611 00:48:48 Now.
612 00:48:50 What are you doing?
613 00:48:52 Another time, perhaps.
614 00:48:54 Leaving so soon?
615 00:48:55 Illya isn't feelingvery well.
616 00:48:57 But we've hada wonderful time.
617 00:48:59 Thank you, uncle rudi.
618 00:49:07 Where's peril?
619 00:49:09 He's been in therehalf an hour.
620 00:49:18 You've been spending a lotof time in bathrooms recently.
621 00:49:21 Apparently, you putsomeone called count lippi
622 00:49:23 in a hospital.
623 00:49:25 Illya: He had soft bones.And don't question my methods.
624 00:49:28 What's he done?
625 00:49:29 Super agent heredecided to have some fun
626 00:49:31 with three young Italian boysin the men's room.
627 00:49:33 Illya:They had it coming.
628 00:49:34 You need to controlyour temper.
629 00:49:36 Your new boyfriendis a Nazi.
630 00:49:38 How did you findAlexander vinciguerra?
631 00:49:40 I think he's an athletic,good-looking gazillionaire
632 00:49:42 who's offered me a joband made advances towards me.
633 00:49:46 Still a Nazi.
634 00:49:47 I quite like him.
635 00:49:49 Yes, but is heup to no good?
636 00:49:51 If you meanby "no good,"
637 00:49:52 is he trying to steal meaway from my fianc?
638 00:49:54 -The answer is yes.-That's not happening.
639 00:49:56 I don't knowwhat you're upset about.
640 00:49:58 You're not even my fianc?
641 00:50:02 As far as he is concerned,i am.
642 00:50:04 And for the purposeof the mission, I am.
643 00:50:06 So, like I said,it's not happening.
644 00:50:13 Look at this.
645 00:50:15 This film I'm usinghas been treated
646 00:50:16 to be sensitiveto gamma radiation.
647 00:50:18 These blurred lines here
648 00:50:19 means they've beenin close proximity
649 00:50:21 to radioactive materialin last 24 hours,
650 00:50:23 which means they have succeededin enriching the uranium.
651 00:50:27 We need to move quicker.
652 00:50:29 Tell you what,I'm gonna go sleep on this.
653 00:51:18 is this what you callsleeping on it?
654 00:51:20 I suppose you're responsiblefor the lights.
655 00:51:22 You're welcome.
656 00:51:28 The thing is...
657 00:51:30 I work better alone.
658 00:51:32 I work better alone, too.
659 00:51:33 I'm not leaving.
660 00:51:38 We have approximately 10 minutesbefore the power comes back on.
661 00:51:41 You want to sit aroundand talk about it --
662 00:51:43 okay.I'll let you tag along.
663 00:51:45 But it's in and out, no mess,so nobody knows we've been here.
664 00:51:47 And we both forget about itin the morning.
665 00:51:50 Okay.
666 00:51:53 What is that?
667 00:51:55 Super-hardened boronsharpened with a co2 laser.
668 00:51:59 Hm.
669 00:52:07 Co2 laser.
670 00:52:12 Coming?
671 00:52:14 I take top.
672 00:52:15 I'll take the bottom.
673 00:52:31 Problem?
674 00:52:36 Is there anythingi can do to help?
675 00:52:38 Yes. Be quiet.
676 00:52:44 Just let me do it.
677 00:53:00 Shall we?
678 00:53:03 Loving your work,peril.
679 00:53:05 Suca.
680 00:53:12 You do the labs.
681 00:53:13 I'll take the floor.
682 00:53:15 Meet me on the gantryin five minutes.
683 00:53:18 Try not to get lost.
684 00:53:43 I didn't find anything.
685 00:54:02 Wait.
686 00:54:27 Why?
687 00:54:29 I thought that wasmy father's watch.
688 00:54:32 Make mistake.
689 00:54:34 And what exactlydid you do to him?
690 00:54:36 At kgb,we call it the kiss.
691 00:54:37 It takes yearsto master.
692 00:54:39 Although he's standing upright,he's completely unconscious.
693 00:54:42 He'll be like thisfor 20 minutes.
694 00:54:44 Can't touch.
695 00:54:46 Generator's back on.
696 00:54:51 Why do you think they haveradiation tools and suit
697 00:54:54 in satellite factory?
698 00:54:59 Next to hidden button.
699 00:55:08 We wouldn't have found thatwithout my father's watch.
700 00:55:19 Want to have a go?
701 00:55:22 Be my guest.
702 00:55:26 Hold this.
703 00:55:28 And these.
704 00:55:34 Uh, open these.
705 00:55:40 This...
706 00:55:41 Is a Swiss-built...
707 00:55:44 Vortbinderlanszmann7010 model.
708 00:55:53 It has dual combination locks,triple return rotators...
709 00:55:58 ...and synchronizedcylinders.
710 00:56:02 The earlier models...
711 00:56:05 Had a design flaw.
712 00:56:07 It's a flawi intend to exploit.
713 00:56:16 Still...
714 00:56:20 ...very difficultto open.
715 00:56:23 But it's not...
716 00:56:31 ...impossible.
717 00:56:38 And the flaw was...
718 00:56:40 People who designed this modelare not very good...
719 00:56:46 At stealing things.
720 00:56:51 I, however...
721 00:56:54 Am.
722 00:57:02 Did you deactivate alarm?
723 00:57:04 Model 7010doesn't have an alarm.
724 00:57:09 Loving your work, cowboy.
725 00:57:17 time to go!
726 00:57:47 Does this meananything to you?
727 00:57:49 It's part of centrifugefor refining uranium.
728 00:57:53 I am not staying here.
729 00:57:54 Where are you gonna go?
730 00:57:57 Swimming.
731 00:58:35 We've got three exits,and two of them are closed.
732 00:58:40 I would recommend turningbefore you hit that wall.
733 00:58:43 The last thing I needis your help.
734 00:58:49 You're not gonna make it.
735 00:58:51 Just shut upand watch me work.
736 00:59:09 Hold on, cowboy.
737 00:59:58 hm.
738 01:02:24 Keep quiet.
739 01:02:29 Follow me.
740 01:02:56 Mr. deveny's room, please.
741 01:03:31 Hello?
742 01:03:57 Gaby...
743 01:04:13 It's done.
744 01:04:29 Room 304, please.
745 01:04:34 The meetingis confirmed.
746 01:05:19 sorry, Mrs. vinciguerra,there's no answer.
747 01:05:23 Key.
748 01:05:41 what's going on?
749 01:05:43 Where's my case?
750 01:06:01 Hello, Victoria.
751 01:06:08 Grape?
752 01:06:23 You've bugged him?
753 01:06:25 He tried to bug me.
754 01:06:54 He doesn't sound likehe needs your help.
755 01:07:01 You sure Victoriabelieved you?
756 01:07:03 I gave iteverything I had.
757 01:07:06 Believe me.
758 01:07:08 I also got another meetingwith her later today.
759 01:07:11 So, what, we just let Gaby gowith uncle rudi?
760 01:07:13 If there's a chancehe'll lead us to her father,
761 01:07:15 do we have a choice?
762 01:07:17 This could be like leadinglamb to slaughter.
763 01:07:23 Going soft, peril?
764 01:07:24 What you talking about?
765 01:07:34 -Good morning.-Morning.
766 01:07:35 Your tracker's not sendinga signal.
767 01:07:38 Have you turned it on?
768 01:07:39 I think so.
769 01:07:43 Or do youwant to check it?
770 01:07:47 Be my guest.
771 01:07:48 It's your tracker.
772 01:07:51 You're the expert.I'll be on the balcony.
773 01:08:05 They're still cold.
774 01:08:07 Sorry.
775 01:08:10 What are youdoing down there?
776 01:08:15 Trying not to get lost.
777 01:08:22 You're trembling.
778 01:08:23 That's because I'm scared.
779 01:08:26 It's going to be okay.
780 01:08:30 How do you know?
781 01:08:32 I'll be...
782 01:08:35 I'll be close by.
783 01:08:41 All turned on now?
784 01:08:43 Uncle rudi's car has arrived.Are you ready?
785 01:10:09 so your uncle rudi thinkswe should have a little chat.
786 01:10:18 I know my father is hereand that he works for you.
787 01:10:22 And how is that?
788 01:10:26 Simple.
789 01:10:46 I think I need to makea telephone call.
790 01:10:51 Well, perhapsyou've come to us
791 01:10:53 at a fortuitous time,miss teller.
792 01:10:55 Your father's work ethic
793 01:10:57 has been, as of late,somewhat lacking.
794 01:10:59 Your presence will providethe necessary motivation.
795 01:11:04 You leave my father to me.
796 01:11:12 Madame vinciguerrawill be with you shortly.
797 01:11:15 She would like it if youmake yourself comfortable.
798 01:11:17 Thank you.
799 01:11:23 Help yourself to a drink.
800 01:11:55 So sorryto keep you waiting.
801 01:11:58 You don't look like you sleptmuch last night, Mr. deveny.
802 01:12:02 Funny you should say that,madame vinciguerra.
803 01:12:05 Don't think this scotchis helping either.
804 01:12:08 If I werea suspicious man,
805 01:12:10 I would say you put somethingin my drink.
806 01:12:13 It's much easier to trusta drink you fixed yourself.
807 01:12:15 But how did you knowi was gonna drink the scotch?
808 01:12:18 I didn't.
809 01:12:19 I laced all the drinks.
810 01:12:21 I don't like to leavemuch to chance...
811 01:12:23 Mr. solo.
812 01:12:25 I thought I was doingso well.
813 01:12:27 Oh, don't be so hardon yourself.
814 01:12:29 You were doingfantastically well.
815 01:12:31 The fault doesn't liein your performance.
816 01:12:34 However, you couldn't controlthe loyalty of young Gaby.
817 01:12:38 She gave you uplike an unwanted kitten.
818 01:12:41 Gaby: I know my father is hereand that he works for you.
819 01:12:44 Alexander:And how is that?
820 01:12:45 Simple.My fianc?s a kgb agent.
821 01:12:49 And the Americanyour wife has been entertaining
822 01:12:51 is with the CIA.
823 01:12:53 The Russians and the Americans thought they were using me,
824 01:12:57 but I was using themto get to you.
825 01:12:59 Really?
826 01:13:02 She seemed so innocent.
827 01:13:04 You're not the first manto have fallen
828 01:13:06 for the charmsof a pretty, young woman.
829 01:13:08 Gaby:It's a tracking device.
830 01:13:10 He's probably out therein the woods
831 01:13:12 watching us right now.
832 01:13:15 I'm sure my...
833 01:13:17 Fianc?can confirmeverything I've said.
834 01:13:20 If you can catch him.
835 01:13:22 I think I need to makea telephone call.
836 01:13:31 what are you doing?
837 01:13:33 Solo:I've been here before.
838 01:13:35 And last time, I fellrather badly and hurt my head.
839 01:13:38 I'm afraid that isn't goingto stop you getting hurt.
840 01:13:45 Sleep well, Napoleon.
841 01:13:54 Only my mothercalls me Napoleon.
842 01:14:05 Mummy says hello.
843 01:14:10 You may have heardof the dark angel of ravensberg,
844 01:14:15 the butcher of belsen.
845 01:14:18 And my personal favorite:
846 01:14:20 The fifth horseman,doctor of the apocalypse.
847 01:14:23 What historyhas failed to relate
848 01:14:26 is that this was notthree individuals,
849 01:14:28 but the tireless workof a single artist.
850 01:14:32 And today,you have the privilege
851 01:14:34 of experiencing his workfirsthand.
852 01:14:39 Hello again, Mr. solo.
853 01:14:53 My apologies.
854 01:14:55 There's a shortin the wiring.
855 01:14:57 I thoughtI'd located it.
856 01:14:59 I keep telling the maestroto modernize, but alas...
857 01:15:02 He's a hopelesssentimentalist.
858 01:15:06 Oh.
859 01:15:07 We have contact.
860 01:15:13 Ah!
861 01:15:14 My apologies.
862 01:15:15 Won't happen again.
863 01:15:18 I'm so sorry I can't stayto finish you off myself.
864 01:15:22 Rudi's never in a rush,but sadly, I am.
865 01:15:25 And I want itto be slow.
866 01:15:28 I'll send your regardsto little Gaby.
867 01:16:04 Once upon a time,there was a little boy.
868 01:16:09 You wouldn't describe him
869 01:16:12 as a particularly speciallittle boy.
870 01:16:15 He was neither tallnor handsome,
871 01:16:17 charismatic or amusing.
872 01:16:19 In fact, he appeared to beexceedingly dull.
873 01:16:22 Because of this boy'sapparent shortcomings,
874 01:16:26 he was bullied mercilessly
875 01:16:28 and relentlesslyby the other children.
876 01:16:31 Year mergedwith miserable year
877 01:16:33 as life continued to bea living hell.
878 01:16:36 But what the other boys didn'tunderstand about their victim
879 01:16:41 was that he didn't see themas enemies.
880 01:16:44 He saw themas instruments of learning.
881 01:16:47 A priceless lesson was gleanedfrom his tormentors.
882 01:16:50 Man has only two mastersin this world.
883 01:16:56 And their namesare pain and fear.
884 01:17:00 The boy foundhe had quite a talent
885 01:17:03 for eliciting these feelingsin others.
886 01:17:06 So on the principle of playingto your strengths,
887 01:17:09 he decided to make theircultivation his life's work.
888 01:17:15 Fortunately for this boy,
889 01:17:17 history gave himan unprecedented opportunity.
890 01:17:23 A world war.
891 01:17:37 The canvas, Mr. solo,
892 01:17:41 on which he would producehis greatest work.
893 01:18:04 You will go here,Mr. solo.
894 01:18:06 A whole page just for you.
895 01:18:09 And not in black and white,like the others.
896 01:18:12 No.
897 01:18:13 Kodachrome.
898 01:18:15 The colors are so real,you can almost taste them.
899 01:18:26 Ready?
900 01:19:36 There are two kinds of torture,Mr. solo.
901 01:19:43 One is for the extractionof information.
902 01:19:47 The other...
903 01:19:50 Is for its own sake.
904 01:19:57 I must admit,this does get frustrating.
905 01:20:00 But fortunately...
906 01:20:04 I'm inan old-fashioned mood.
907 01:20:08 I think we'll start...
908 01:20:13 With the pliers.
909 01:20:15 I never thoughtI'd say this.
910 01:20:18 I'm actuallyquite pleased to see you.
911 01:20:24 You doing okay,cowboy?
912 01:20:27 I thought I foundall your trackers.
913 01:20:30 You did.Just not the ones in your shoes.
914 01:20:36 Do you mind?
915 01:20:39 You don't have to do thingsto me to make me talk.
916 01:20:41 I'll tell youeverything I know.
917 01:20:43 You won't be able to stop me.
918 01:20:45 What about Gaby?
919 01:20:46 She betrayed you.I will testify.
920 01:20:50 Don't kick yourself.She fooled me, too.
921 01:20:53 It's not the same.
922 01:20:58 They have a glitch.
923 01:20:59 Then I'll fix it.
924 01:21:00 Wait. Please wait.
925 01:21:01 Do you stillhave teller?
926 01:21:03 Yes.
927 01:21:04 Has he succeededin enriching the uranium?
928 01:21:06 Oh, we are way beyond that.
929 01:21:08 There's already a bomb,a nuclear warhead.
930 01:21:11 The reichsmarschallwill take delivery
931 01:21:13 tomorrow morning at 8:00.
932 01:21:14 They're sending a submarine.
933 01:21:16 Between that time and now,it is being held
934 01:21:18 on vinciguerra island,the family's private retreat.
935 01:21:22 I'll appear in court.I'll inform on anyone.
936 01:21:25 I don't even needto know them.
937 01:21:28 I'm yours to command.
938 01:21:29 Will you give usa minute?
939 01:21:34 Don't go anywhere.
940 01:21:36 I'll be right here.
941 01:21:46 what do you thinkwe should do?
942 01:21:48 We have to getto that island.
943 01:21:49 What should we dowith him?
944 01:21:55 It's your call.
945 01:21:57 You're the onehe's been having fun with.
946 01:22:00 On the one hand,we need him,
947 01:22:02 he's a worldof information.
948 01:22:04 But on the other hand,i know exactly what'll happen.
949 01:22:08 He'll strike a dealand struggle out of it.
950 01:22:10 He's preparedto sell his ass on this,
951 01:22:12 and for that,they'll give him his freedom.
952 01:22:14 He'll be out within months.
953 01:22:16 Or worse,they'll offer him a job.
954 01:22:19 A man with that skill set'snever wanting for employment.
955 01:22:22 So, what do you thinkwe should do?
956 01:22:24 Just give me a minute.
957 01:22:38 huh.
958 01:22:39 He fixed the glitch.
959 01:22:42 Damn.
960 01:22:44 I left my jacketin there.
961 01:23:10 I'll let you twoget reacquainted.
962 01:23:23 okay. Thank you.
963 01:23:25 That got their attention.
964 01:23:27 They'll have chopperwaiting for us at airport.
965 01:23:39 Gaby...
966 01:23:52 Mr. solo,we meet again.
967 01:23:56 Mr. kuryakin.My name's waverly.
968 01:23:59 I believe your instructionsare to follow me, so, uh...
969 01:24:01 Follow me.
970 01:24:07 Very well done,my darling.
971 01:24:10 They will send an armyto stop us.
972 01:24:12 Then we must give theman appropriate welcome.
973 01:24:14 Woman: The line is secured.You're now connected, sir.
974 01:24:17 You will reportto commander waverly
975 01:24:19 of Britishnaval intelligence
976 01:24:21 for the remainderof the mission.
977 01:24:30 It is vital you retrieve
978 01:24:31 Dr. tellerand the computer disk.
979 01:24:34 They are the key
980 01:24:35 to the U.S. of a.Winning the arms race.
981 01:24:38 Kill the Russian,if necessary.
982 01:24:51 Gentlemen, can you hear me?
983 01:24:53 Well, now if the Nazisare due to take delivery
984 01:24:56 of this bomb at 0800,then that gives us...
985 01:24:59 A luxurious 14 hoursin which to seize the island,
986 01:25:03 secure the warhead,
987 01:25:04 and winkle outpoor professor teller.
988 01:25:07 There is also, of course,
989 01:25:08 the small matterof retrieving my agent.
990 01:25:11 You have British agentin this?
991 01:25:14 -Well, she's not British.-"She"?
992 01:25:16 Here we go.
993 01:25:17 I'm starting to smellthe irony.
994 01:25:19 Gaby's working for you,isn't she?
995 01:25:21 Oh, well done, solo,yep, yep.
996 01:25:23 You got there in the end.
997 01:25:45 My fatherhas been unwell.
998 01:25:48 That and the stressled to self-doubt.
999 01:25:50 He's ready nowto resume his work.
1000 01:25:52 A daughter's touch.
1001 01:25:54 Gaby has agreed to assist meto assure I finish in time.
1002 01:25:59 Now that is a good idea.
1003 01:26:01 You're wrong.
1004 01:26:02 Waverly:The thing is, kuryakin,
1005 01:26:04 that when professor tellerdisappeared,
1006 01:26:05 we assumedthat his Nazi colleagues
1007 01:26:07 would come knockingat his daughter's door,
1008 01:26:09 so we recruited herand waited.
1009 01:26:11 And what we got, of course,was you two.
1010 01:26:13 I've been meaningto thank you very much
1011 01:26:15 for nearly fouling uptwo years of my work.
1012 01:26:17 You're wrong. I saw herbetray us at vinciguerra.
1013 01:26:20 Yes. I told her to.
1014 01:26:22 The meetingis confirmed.
1015 01:26:23 Waverly: I think you know whatyou have to do, miss teller.
1016 01:26:26 Waverly: You were about to beexposed, kuryakin.
1017 01:26:28 It was the only wayshe could stay in the game.
1018 01:26:30 She knew that the ringyou gave her was bugged
1019 01:26:31 and that you'd be listeningto every word she said.
1020 01:26:33 If you can catch him.That would give
1021 01:26:36 plenty of time to escape.
1022 01:26:38 And, of course,you are not average,
1023 01:26:39 are you, kuryakin?You're special.
1024 01:26:41 Let me translate thisinto English.
1025 01:26:43 You told Gabyto drop us in it
1026 01:26:44 so you could findher father first.
1027 01:26:46 But now you've lost her,
1028 01:26:48 so you need us to help find herand finish the job.
1029 01:26:50 Well, that is a very poortranslation, solo, but...
1030 01:26:54 Well, in a nutshell,yes, please.
1031 01:26:56 Thank you very much.
1032 01:26:58 I think it's rather nice.
1033 01:26:59 I mean, we're obviouslyall very fond of Gaby
1034 01:27:01 and now we have a chanceto save her, so...
1035 01:27:05 Terrific.We're a little early.
1036 01:27:07 What is that?!
1037 01:27:10 It's an aircraft carrier,kuryakin.
1038 01:27:13 For a special agent,
1039 01:27:15 you aren't havinga very special day, are you?
1040 01:27:25 Reflector lens.
1041 01:27:32 So, what does that do?
1042 01:27:33 Well,it's known as a coupler.
1043 01:27:35 It sends a signalwhich enables another missile
1044 01:27:37 to lock onto this onefor double the impact.
1045 01:27:40 It's left overfrom when this was a warhead
1046 01:27:42 that containedconventional explosives.
1047 01:27:45 Now that we are converting itto nuclear, it's redundant.
1048 01:27:50 I'm sorry.
1049 01:28:01 We're nearly done,Victoria.
1050 01:28:02 Those are the wordswe've been waiting to hear.
1051 01:28:06 What are you doing?
1052 01:28:08 Let's both stop playing games,shall we?
1053 01:28:11 Put her in a cell.
1054 01:28:13 If you don't hear from mein 20 minutes, kill her.
1055 01:28:17 That's how long you haveto finish this.
1056 01:28:20 You can start by putting backthe correct lens, professor.
1057 01:28:25 Waverly:So, vinciguerra island.
1058 01:28:27 The plot is --
1059 01:28:28 and stop me if I get this wrong,jockelson --
1060 01:28:31 a stealth attack on the islandfrom the sea.
1061 01:28:33 We shall go in through the frontdoor here at the harbor.
1062 01:28:36 Jockelson and his menwill get you in there
1063 01:28:38 and keep the enemyentertained.
1064 01:28:40 The rest is up to you.
1065 01:29:06 it's done.
1066 01:29:08 And with three minutesto spare.
1067 01:29:10 The computer diskwith your research on it,
1068 01:29:14 where is it?
1069 01:29:25 And the backup.
1070 01:29:37 What about Gaby?
1071 01:29:39 She'll bejoining you shortly.
1072 01:31:19 Looks like we foundDr. teller.
1073 01:31:24 Illya:The bomb was here.
1074 01:31:49 Hm.
1075 01:32:04 Illya, come in.
1076 01:32:07 I'm here.
1077 01:32:09 Alexander has Gabyand the bomb.
1078 01:32:11 They're at the entrance.
1079 01:35:41 illya!
1080 01:36:39 Solo!
1081 01:37:37 Cowboy.
1082 01:37:38 I'll be okay, peril.
1083 01:37:47 It's okay.
1084 01:38:02 Well done, chaps.
1085 01:38:05 Just one small snag.
1086 01:38:07 Wrong warhead.
1087 01:38:14 Solo: So it's a decoy.
1088 01:38:16 No, no, no, it's a real bomb.Quite a nasty one, too.
1089 01:38:19 But not nuclearized.There's no uranium in it.
1090 01:38:21 There was a second warheadin the lab.
1091 01:38:28 Did you checkeverything I asked, captain?
1092 01:38:30 Radar, sonar,aerial patrols
1093 01:38:32 all report no other vehicleshave left this island
1094 01:38:34 since last night.
1095 01:38:35 That includes submarines.
1096 01:38:38 What about fishing boatsleaving the mainland?
1097 01:38:40 The boats go outevery morning at dawn.
1098 01:38:42 I saw them.How many of them are there?
1099 01:38:44 Almost 100.
1100 01:38:46 They are spread out overa 60-kilometer radius by now.
1101 01:38:50 Captain: Yes, and that radiusis expanding every minute.
1102 01:38:53 We don't even knowwhich boat we're looking for.
1103 01:38:56 Sanders: Rumor has itthat Sergio vinciguerra,
1104 01:38:59 who was responsible
1105 01:39:00 for smuggling the Nazis' goldto south America
1106 01:39:03 at the end of the war.
1107 01:39:05 He died five years ago,
1108 01:39:07 having built vinciguerra
1109 01:39:09 into one of the biggestshipping companies in the world.
1110 01:39:14 Submarinesurfaces at 0800,
1111 01:39:16 which gives us 20 minutes,gentlemen.
1112 01:39:18 Solo: Diadema.
1113 01:39:19 That's Sergio vinciguerra'sold fishing boat.
1114 01:39:22 I suggest we start there.
1115 01:39:24 Can you get themon the radio?
1116 01:39:25 You can get a bearingfrom the radio signal, yes?
1117 01:39:27 If we keep them broadcastingfor long enough.
1118 01:39:29 I have an ideawhich might make things quicker.
1119 01:40:09 Ten minutes and counting.
1120 01:40:11 Mr. solo, this is your cue.Thank you.
1121 01:40:19 Diadema,this is Napoleon solo.
1122 01:40:21 Hello, Victoria.
1123 01:40:23 I suspect thatyou're already listening,
1124 01:40:25 so I'll give youthis message directly.
1125 01:40:27 Earlier today,i killed your husband.
1126 01:40:34 We're wasting our time.This isn't working.
1127 01:40:36 If you could just shut up,thank you very much, captain.
1128 01:40:38 Ramp it up, please, solo.Come on.
1129 01:40:39 I'd like to report
1130 01:40:41 that he died honorably,courageously, and selflessly.
1131 01:40:43 But he didn't.
1132 01:40:45 Instead, it wasa rather pitiful affair
1133 01:40:47 involving tears, begging,
1134 01:40:49 and offers to tradeanything and, indeed, anyone
1135 01:40:52 so that I would sparehis life.
1136 01:40:59 Napoleon.
1137 01:41:00 I appreciateyour message,
1138 01:41:02 and now I hopeyou'll appreciate mine.
1139 01:41:05 Any blood relation of yoursstill living
1140 01:41:07 will be deadwithin the year.
1141 01:41:08 They will dieslowly and painfully.
1142 01:41:12 And you knowfrom personal experience
1143 01:41:14 this is an areain which we excel.
1144 01:41:16 Man:Bearing 045, captain.
1145 01:41:18 There's nothingyou'll be able to do
1146 01:41:20 but witness their sufferingas you await your own death,
1147 01:41:22 which I will savefor last.
1148 01:41:24 This I vowon my husband's soul.
1149 01:41:27 Waverly: It's all yours,captain. Thank you.
1150 01:41:29 Won't you have to inform yourorganization to achieve that?
1151 01:41:31 After we deliver the warheadyou so desperately sought,
1152 01:41:34 it will be the first itemon my agenda.
1153 01:41:36 And you will die, solo,knowing you failed completely.
1154 01:41:40 We havethe professor's disk.
1155 01:41:42 We can buildas many bombs as we need.
1156 01:41:44 -Ready?-Yes, proceed please, captain.
1157 01:41:49 I see one flawin that plan.
1158 01:41:52 Entertain me.
1159 01:41:55 While you've been telling mehow dangerous you are,
1160 01:41:57 we've been locking onto your radio signal.
1161 01:42:00 Now, you can get a bearingfrom the radio signal, yes?
1162 01:42:01 If we keep them broadcastingfor long enough.
1163 01:42:03 They're at 045,captain.
1164 01:42:05 It's all yours, captain.Thank you.
1165 01:42:07 Now we haveyour general location.
1166 01:42:08 It won't help you much.I'll be gone in five minutes.
1167 01:42:11 I haven't finished.
1168 01:42:13 The coupling device
1169 01:42:15 that you so consideratelyleft us on your decoy warhead
1170 01:42:18 is accurate to 10 feet.
1171 01:42:19 I have an idea whichmight make things quicker.
1172 01:42:21 Well,it's known as a coupler.
1173 01:42:23 It sends a signal,which enables another missile
1174 01:42:25 to lock onto this onefor double the impact.
1175 01:42:27 The coupling deviceis now activated,
1176 01:42:29 and the bomb is armed.
1177 01:42:31 Solo: That warhead,although not nuclear,
1178 01:42:34 shouldn't haveany trouble obliterating
1179 01:42:35 a medium-sizefishing boat.
1180 01:42:39 The aforementioned warheadlaunched...
1181 01:42:42 -Ready?-Yes, proceed please, captain.
1182 01:42:44 ...45 seconds ago...
1183 01:42:48 ...giving you about 30 secondsuntil impact.
1184 01:42:51 It won't triggerthe nuclear warhead,
1185 01:42:53 as that requires fission.
1186 01:42:57 So...
1187 01:42:58 If you do want to make goodon your vow,
1188 01:43:00 I suggest you abandon shipimmediately.
1189 01:43:04 How's thatfor entertainment?
1190 01:43:15 Very good.
1191 01:43:17 Well done, solo.
1192 01:43:23 Gaby: All packed?
1193 01:43:24 The bellboyis on his way up.
1194 01:43:27 It's time to go home.
1195 01:43:30 How about you?
1196 01:43:32 I'm not going backto east Germany.
1197 01:43:34 No, that is probably nota good idea for a British spy.
1198 01:43:41 I'm sorry.
1199 01:43:45 I really wanted to tell you,but...
1200 01:43:49 It's okay.
1201 01:43:51 I would have done exactlythe same thing in your position.
1202 01:43:56 I'm sorryabout your father.
1203 01:44:01 I lost hima long time ago.
1204 01:44:04 Cowboy's invited usfor a drink up in his room,
1205 01:44:08 if you'd like.I have to see waverly.
1206 01:44:15 In case we don'tsee each other again.
1207 01:44:24 No.
1208 01:44:25 You should keep it.
1209 01:44:28 As souvenir.
1210 01:44:30 That way,i can keep track of you.
1211 01:44:48 Hello.
1212 01:46:28 Come in.Just finishing up.
1213 01:46:32 Fix usa couple of drinks.
1214 01:46:34 I thinkwe've earned them.
1215 01:46:37 I guessit's business as usual now.
1216 01:46:41 Back to how things were.
1217 01:46:45 Politics beingwhat they are.
1218 01:47:05 You feeling okay?
1219 01:47:24 So, what now?
1220 01:47:27 Mission accomplished?
1221 01:47:33 Head back to Russia?
1222 01:47:37 Something like this.
1223 01:47:38 Yes.
1224 01:47:40 You?
1225 01:47:42 New York.
1226 01:47:48 Almost forgot.
1227 01:47:51 Got something for you.
1228 01:48:09 You knowwhat my mission is?
1229 01:48:11 Same as mine was.
1230 01:48:13 Kill me if necessary...
1231 01:48:16 To get that.
1232 01:48:29 Absolutely hatedworking with you, peril.
1233 01:48:33 You're a terrible spy,cowboy.
1234 01:48:41 Good evening,gentlemen.
1235 01:48:43 Rather touching scene.
1236 01:48:46 Nice view,glass of whiskey,
1237 01:48:49 and a little bonfireto keep you warm.
1238 01:48:53 Rather good idea.
1239 01:48:55 So I have news.
1240 01:48:57 A fresh little unpleasantnesshas arisen.
1241 01:49:00 But I've spokento your superiors,
1242 01:49:02 and now that we're allsuch good friends,
1243 01:49:04 they've kindly agreed
1244 01:49:05 to let me keep the team togetherfor a while.
1245 01:49:07 We leave in an hour.
1246 01:49:09 Where we going?
1247 01:49:10 Istanbul, kuryakin.
1248 01:49:12 You'll needyour curlywurly shoes.
1249 01:49:15 Oh, and you havea new code name.
1250 01:49:17 A code name?
1251 01:49:18 Yes, rather a good one:U.N.C.L.E.